Jasper County Democrat, Volume 2, Number 42, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 20 January 1900 — De Mortals. [ARTICLE]

De Mortals.

Blzzlbuddy—What do you mean by such a remark? Berriman—What remark? Blzzlbuddy—Didn’t I understand you to say you'd like to lay out my friend Jones? Berriman—That's my business, sir! Blzzlbuddy—lt Is, eh? Aren’t you ashamed of yourself? Don’t you know the man’s dead? Berriman—Certainly. I'm an undertaker.—Philadelphia Press.