Jasper County Democrat, Volume 2, Number 41, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 13 January 1900 — Page 7

I Use It “I have used Ayer’s Hair Vigor for a great many years and it has been very satisfactory to me in every way. I have recommended it to a great many of my friends and they have all been perfectly satisied with it.” Mrs. A. Edwards, San Francisco, Cal., Feb. 9, 1899. Tdk About It That’s always the way with our Hair Vigor. When persons use it they are always so highly pleased with it that they tell their friends about it. If your hair is short, too thin, splits at the ends, is rough, or is falling out, our Hair Vigor will perfectly satisfy you. If your hair is just a little gray, or perfectly white, Ayer’s Hair Vigor will bring back to it all the dark, rich color it had years and years ago. Write the Doctor If you do not obtain all the benefits vou desire from the use of the Vigor, write the Doctor about it. He will ten you just the right thing to do, and will send you his book on the Hair and Scalp if you request it. Address, Dr. J. Ayer, Lowell, Mass.

Rheumatism. NEW ORLEANS, April 10,1897. DR. RADWAY A CO.I hav® been a sufferer from Rheumatism for more than six months. 1 could not raise my hands to my head or put my hands behind me, or even takeoff my own shirt. Before I had finished three-fourths of a bottle of Radway's Ready Relief I could use my arms as well as ever! You can see why 1 have such great faith In your Relief. Yours truly. W. C. BAKER, Engineer *at A. Montelone's Boot and Shoe Factory. 939 J ulia St. RbRR - X Radway's Ready Relief 1s a sure cure for every Pain, Sprains, Bruises, Pains in the Back, Chest and Limbs. Taken inwardly there is not a remedial agent in the world that will cure Fever and Ague and all other malarious, bilious and other fevers, aided by RADWAY’S PILLS, so quickly as RADWAY’S READY RELIEF. Sold by Druggists. RAD WAY A CO., 65 Elm Street, New York. catarrh CLIMATIC Nothing but a local remedv or change of cli- OALv' w mate will cur. - 1 CATARRH. The specific is El/s Cream Baling? x It i« quickly Absorbed. Gives Relief at ome. Opens and cleanses the Nasal Passages. ■■■■ _ , —, Allays Inflammation. |* Al fl |h> UF A n Heals and Protects the vVU* ’’ Al *-Mk* Membrane. Restores the Senses of Taste and Smell. No Mercury, No Injurious drug. Regular Size, 50 cents: Family Size. »1.00 at Druggists or by mail. ELY BROTHERS, M Warren Street, New York. j T^MUIIONDOIIARTOTAT j] Most talked of potato on earth ! ■ Catalog tells—so also about Sal- /mLaßiNhSfl N zer's Earliest Six Weeks’ Potato. - 11 Largest farm and vegetable seed JiWRWWIWu I growers In U.S. Potatoes. |1.20 and XL I.Afc. JKI fl up a bbl. Send this notice and sc. ( U stamp for Big Catatqf. C.N. ■ CROSSEwisP Dcßull’s COUCH SYRUP Cures Croup and Whooping-Cough Unexcelled for Consumptives. Gives quick, sure results. Refuse substitutes. Dr. Bull's Pills cu re Biliousness. TVial, soforjc. ARTERS INK a Grow up with It.

AN APPEAL TO HUMANITY GENERALLY We need your atsittance In announcing to the world the GREATEST REMEDY that Science has ever produced, and you need our assistance to secure relief for yourself and friends through SWANSON’S “s DROPS." An n Kj| ■“ n V Q I I DD C AA E? As surel X as the American Navy has ■W Ca Iwl Ke 1* I WW • fw E> Iwl Ee conquered and will conquer all that opposes It. so will “5 DROPS" un'ailinvly conquer all diseases like Rheumatism, Sciatica, Neuralgia, Lumbago, Catarrh of all kinds, ASTHMA, Dyspepsia, Backache. Sleeplessness, Nervousness, Heart Weakness, Toothache, Earache, Creeping Numbness, Bronchitis, Liver and Kidney Troubles, etc., etc., or any disease for which we nooinmend it. ”5 DROPS" Is the name and the dose. “5 DROPS" is perfectly harmless. It does not contain Salicylate of Soda nor Opiates in any form. The Child oan use it as well as the Adult. carefully what Mr. L. R. Smith, of El Dorado Springs, Mo., writes us under date of Nov. 27. 1899. - » also Martan Bowers, of Car ighar, Ohio, •>. N F II A l_gi I A under date of Dec. 16th. 1899: ** 1 ** X do not know how to express how wonderful I think your “5 DROPS” medicine is. I was suffering intensely with NEURALGIA and thought for a month that I would have todie. One day a lady called to see me and brought (TRADE MARK 1 ™ e * n advertisement of your “5 DROPS.” I resolved to try it and sent for • a sample bottle. Have been taking it for three weekjs and have not had an Attaek of suffering since X took the first dose. I believe it has saved my life. This statement is positively true. I shall also take pleasure in recommending your “« DROPS” for-the cure of NEURALGIA. L. R. SMITH, El Dorado Springs, Mo., Nov. 27, 1899. ■3 UC*IIMIA TIQ Ml Yonr “ft DROPS" came to hand on the 11th of last month ■ w ■■ K W Iwl I ICt Iwl and was glad to receive it. for X was suffering at the time ■with untold agonies. Tne first dose helped me out of my pain on short notice. Bless the name of God for it. It will do all you say it will and more too. I had severe pains, all over my body, when night came X eould not sleep. The worst pain was in my left leg. I could not put my foct to the floor without suffering great pain. Have used four different kinds of medicine for RHEUMATISM And. got no relief until I got your “5 DROPS," which gave me immediate relief as above stated. . MARTAN BOWERS, Box 83. Caraghar, Ohio, Dec. 16. 1699. 30 DA YA to enable suffers to give "5 DROPS" at least a trial, we will send a sample bottle, ” prepaid by mail for 25c. A sample bottle will convince you. Also, large bottles (300 doses) 31.90, • bottles for 36 Sold by us and agents. AGENTS WANTfcD le New Territory. Dea’t wait ■Wilts ml SWAfigk RHEUMATIC CURB CO., 160 to 164 Lake St.. CHICAGO, ILL.

“Boiled Eggs” at San Juan.

The most amusing sights grow out of the attempts of the numerous Americans who drop into San Juan, to converse with the native Porto Ricans. A correspondent mentions the case of a loud-voiced American in the breakfast room of a hotel who was vociferating wildly in the midst of an interested crowd. He was shaking his fists and yelling “Boiled eggs!” at short intervals. .If he had said “eggs” merely, some one might have understood, but “boiled eggs” spoken as one word, floored everybody. Then he began to scold the natives for a Idt of donkeys and fools,and wanted to know whether they had ever gone to school. “Cool, cool, yes!” cried the head waiter. “I know cool!” He ran away and soon caine back with a plate of cracked ice. At.this stage, the American was on the point of exploding with wrath, when a friend, who understood Spanish, stepped up and straightened out the affair.

What Do the Children Drink?

Don’t give them tea or coffee. Have you tried the new food drink called GRAIN-O? It is delicious and nourishing, and takes the place of coffee. The more Graiu-O you give the children the more health you distribute through their systems. Grain-0 is made of pure grains, and when properly prepared tastes like the choice grades of coffee, but costs about 14 as much. All grocers sell it. 15c and 25c.

Literary Pursuits.

“O'Hara’s bekumtn’ lit-ry.” “How’s that?” “Phln I sthopped at his house this marnin’ he wuz readin' the ’Day's WlirrUk,’ be KipFrf. whdil Mrs. O’Hara was doin’ the day’* wash.”— Philadelphia North American.

Florida, West Ind es and Central America.

The facilities Of the Louisville and Nashville Railroad for handling tourists and travelers destined for all points in Florida. Cuba. Porto Rico. Central America, or for Nassau, are unsurpassed. Double daily lines of sleeping cars are run from Cincinnati, Louisville. Chicago and St. Louis through Jacksonville to interior Florida points, and to Miami, Tampa and New Orleans, the ports of embarkation for the .countries mentioned. For folders, etc., write J. K. Ridgely, N. W. P. A., Chicago, 111.

Not Lour for Earth.

“Bright?" said the father of the youthful precocity. "It's no name for it! The other night his aunt punished him and guess what he told me this morning.”

•Well?" “Said he wasn't in favor of auntiespanksion.”—New York I’ress.

Homeseekers’ Excursions.

On Jan. 2 and 16, Feb. 6 and 20. March 6 and 20 and April 3 and 17, 1900, the Chicago, Milwaukee and St. Caul Railway will sell round-trip excursion tickets, good for twenty-one days, to a great many points in South and North Dakota arid other Western and Southwestern States, at practically one fare for the round trip. Further information as to rates, routes, prices of farm lands, etc., can be obtained by addressing Geo. 11. HeafTord. General Passenger Agent. Old Colony Building, Chicago.

Could Not See.

“Oh, Major Blower. is it true you once ran an Indian to death?” “It is quite true, Miss.” “And how far did the Indian run?” “I cannot tell you. I was looking straight ahead all the time until 1 got back to camp.”—Omaha World-Herxld.

Cuba.

W. C. Rinearson, G. P. A. Queen and Crescent Route. Cincinnati, has a beautifully illustrated pamphlet now in press descriptive of Cuba and Porto Rico. Send in your name at once with a 2ceut stamp to cover postage on a free copy as soon as they are received.

Gives Fits.

Hoax—There'S only one way to get decent clothes from a tailor, and that's to never pay him. Joax —How does that work? “Why. than he gives you tits."—Philadelphia Record.

Lane's Family Medicine

Moves the bowel, each day. In order to be healthy thia is necessary. Acta geutly on the liver and kidneys. Cures sick headache. Price 25 and 50c.

The Feminine View of It.

Mr. Watson (brutally)—What makes you limp so? Shoes too small? Mrs. Watson (icily)—No; feet too large.—Somerville Journal.

Piso’s Remedy for Catarrh gives immediate relief, allays inflammation, restores taste and smell, heals the sores and cures the disease.

To be good and disagreeable is high treason against the royalty of virtue,— H. More.

The Queen and Crescent only through car line to Asheville.

"Proof of the Is in the It is not what vx say, but what Hood’s Sarsaparilla does, that tells the story. Thousands of people give the proof by telling of remarkable cures by Hood 1 s Sarsaparilla of Scrofula, Salt Rheum, Dyspepsia, Catarrh, Rheumatism, and all other blood diseases and debility. It Cures Colds. Coughs. Sore Throat. Croup. Influenza.WhoopingCough.BronchitisandAsthma. A certain cure for Consumption in first stages, and a sure relief in advanced stages. Use at once. You will see the excellent effect after taking the first dose. Sold by dealers everywhere. Large bottles 25 cents and 50 cents. MILLIONS OF ACRES MOt Choice Agricultural ; Lands now opened for ; settlement i n Western i Canada. Here is grown I the celebrated No. 1 Hard i Wheat, which brings the j higbe-t price in the mar- : kets of the word. Thou- i sands of cattle are fat- | tened for market without bbinv fed grain, and 1 without a day’s shelter. Send for information and secure a free’home in Western Canada. Write to F. Pedley. Supt. Immigration. Ottawa, Canada, or ' the undersigned, who will mail you atlases, pam- ' phlets. etc.,' free of cost: C. J. Broughton. 1223 1 Monadnock Bldg., Chicago. 111.; T. O. Currie, I Stevens Point. Wis.: M. V. Melnnes, No. 1 Mer- i rill Block, Detroit. Mich.: D. Caveu. Bad Axe, i Mich.; .lames Grieve, KeedCity. Mich.: N. Bar- L tholoraew, 306 Fifth Street, Des .Moines, lowa, Agents for the Government of Canada. . TajCURES WHERE ALL ELSE FAILS. Ld Best < ough Syrup. Tastes Good. Vse H PH tn time. Sold by druggists.

IMPORTANT CHANGE IN WISCONSIN CENTRAL TERMINALS AT CHICAGO.

All Wisconsin Central passenger trains now arrive at and depart from Central Passenger Station, Twelfth street and Park Row. Lake Front. Convenient trains to St. Paul, Minneapolis. Ashland. Duluth, the Superiors and all points in the Northwest, up to and including Pacific coast points. The “St. Paul and Minneapolis Limited” now leaves Chicago at 6:15 p. m. instead of 6:25 p. in. For further particulars, sleeping car berths, etc., address City Office, 230 S. Clark street, Chicago, or nearest agent.

The Same Hand.

Many a husband is lost in woadar as he reflects that the glowlag hand which spanks his children and serves up his cabbage is the very same baud which he used to write-sonnets altout and which he never kissed without a sense of reverence amounting to rapture.—Roxbury Gazette.

Try Grain-O! Try Grain-O!

Ask your Grocer to-day to show you a package of GRAIN-O, the new food drink that takes the place of coffee. The children may drink it without injury as well as the adult. All who try it like it. GRAIN-O has that rich seal brown of Mocha or Java, but it is made from pure grains, and the most delicate stomach receives it without distress. >4 the price of coffee. 15c and 25c per package. Sold by all grocer?.

Favored Dogs

Dogs are coming further front. One. the property of a dentist, uses false teeth with great wisdom and comfort and another, iu Maine, wears snow shoes. The snow shoes are ten inches long and two and a half inches wide. They are attached to the canine's feet by means of buckskin, and the dog goes racing through the woods no matter how deep and soft the snow; to the great disgust of the squirrels and rabbits.

How's This:

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any ea«e of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Hall’s Catarrh Cure. F. J. CHENEY & CO.. Props., Toledo. O. We, the undersigned, have known F. J. Cheney for the last 15 Tears, and believe him perfectly honorable Ln all business transactions and financially able to carry out any obligation made by their firm. West & Truax. Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O. Waldlng. Kinnan & Marvin, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, Ohio. Hall’s Catarrh Cure is taken Internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces or the system. Price 75c. per bottle. Sold by all Druggists. Testimonials free.

Felt Hurt.

She broke her engagement with Treatem, the dentist, soon a ter he filled some teeth for her.

“I thought she loved him.” “So she does, but she says she cannot marry a man who has so little regard for other people’s feellngs.”-A Philadelphia Bulletin.

Good Reason.

Museum Manager—l tyill have to discipline that Professional Faster. Assistant—What’s wrong now? Manager—He.takes too much time off for lunch. —Baltimore American.

To Cure a Cold in One Day

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. AU druggists refund the money if it fails tocure. 25c. E. W. Grove’s signature is on each box.

Dismount as a Salute.

In China an inferior upon horseback meeting a superior dismounts and waits till the other has passed. The Queen and Crescent only 24 hours to New Orleans. Mrs. Winslow's Sootrims Bnrw tor Children teething: softens ths gums, reouces inflammation, allaya pain, cures wind ooHc. * cents a bottle. The Queen and Crescent ia the shortest line South.

PRECAUTIONS SOLDIERS TAKE.

English Troops Rata as Fyw Riaka aa Possible Daring Battles. Although the British soldiers are noted for their daring in battle, they do not expose themselves recklessly to the fire of an enemy unless such a course is absolutely necessary. After a battle the names of the killed and wounded are ascertained by means of the identification cards which all British soldiers carry sewn in the left-hand corner of their khaki tunics. On the card is written the soldier's name, rank, regimental numlter. together with the name and address of his next of kin. The latter is added so that the authorities may know where to forward the effects of any soldier who gets killed. After an engagement the roll is called as soon as the regiments get back to their camp. Every man who does not answer is “licked, off” as missing and search is made for him on the field. As the search parties come across the dead and wounded men they rip open the tunic at the left-hand corner and take out the identification card. The cards thus collected are carried back to camp and handed over to the clerks of the general in command, who therefrom compile the casualty lists.

After all the cards have been collevted the roll is checked again and a note made of those men of whom no trace has been discovered. These are usually presumed to have been taken prisoners. but it does net always follow that the assumption is correct. In the corner of his tunic opposite his identification card every soldier carries a small pad of bandages, etc., for .dressing a wound. This "field dressing.” as it is called, is added to “Tommy's” equipment in order that he may be his own surgeon until medical assistance arrives or may have the wherewithal on him 10 bind up the wounds of a chum. It will surprise many to Jearn that one of the first things "Tommy” does When ordered to the ffoht is to make his will. although every regimen: contains a i<er<-entage W happy-go-lucky fellows who do not worry themselves about what will liovme of their property when they no longer require st.

Twelve Good Rules.

There is a line in Goldsmith's poem ot the "Deserted Village" which .greatlymystifies readers. It is this;— Twelve good rules the royal game of goose. According to Foster's life of him he referred to twelve good rules that Charles I. framed for his children. They were these: Urge no healths. Profane no divine ordinances. Touch not state matters. Reveal no secrets. Pick no quarrels. Make no <-om|>arisons. Maintain no ill opinions. Keep no bad company. Encourage no vice. Make no long meals. Kejwat no grievances. Lay no wagers.

Coughing Leads to Consumption.

Kemp t Balsam will stop the rough at once. Go to your druggist to-day and get a sample bottle free. Sold in 25 and 50 cent bottle*. Go at once; delays are dangerous. The rays of happiness, like those of light, are colorless when unbroken.— Longfellow. VITALITY low. dobilitaTe-i or exhauwwd by Dr. Klino’r Towie. FREE St Traal Boasta containing 2 week-*’treatment. Dr. Kline'* letaitaset 181 Arch Street. Philedeli-hia. Founded KL Cut men's throats with whisperings. —Beu Jonson. The Queen and Crescent only through Pullman line Io Florida.

How Are Your Bowels? S About the first thing the doctor saysThen, “Let’s see your tongue.” Because bad tongue and bad bowels go together. Regulate the bowels, clean up the tongue. We all know that this is the way to keep and look well. You can’t keep the bowels healthy and regular with purges or bird-shot pills. They move you with awful gripes, then you’re worse than ever. Now what you want is Cascarets. Go and get them today-Cascarets-in metal box with the long-tailed “C" on the lid-cost 10c. Be sure you get the genuine! Cascarets are never sold in bulk. Take one! Eat it like candy, and it will work gently-whiie you sleep. It cures, that means it strengthens the muscular walls of the bowels, gives them new life. Then they act regularly and naturally. That's what you want. It’s guaranteed to be found in THE IDEAL LAXATIVE - Get if yoewwt results' Tablet is marked "CCC.” Cascarets are never s®M ia bulk. bctcrCy and always tn the Kght blue metal box with the long-tailed C. Look the trade-manx—the C with a long tail—on the lid! ALL 25c. 50c. DRUGGISTS x-- -V >«* V .. ifpfl sc*’-!** T * •Y "■*** ■•rtA suffering fees* towel troubles and too paar to buy CASCARETS, we will send a box fret, —/I Address Starting Remedy Co., Chicago ar New York, mentioning advertisement and paper. (J la balk-

U. S. SENATOR ROACH Says Peruna, the Catarrh Cure, Gives Strength and Appetite. Hon. W. N. Roach, United States Senator from North Dakota., Hon. W. N. Roach, United States Senator from North Dakota, personally endorses Peruna, the great catarrh cure and tonic. In a recent letter to The Peruna Medical Company, at Columbus, Ohio, written from Washington, D. C.» Senator Roach says: "Persuaded by a friend / have used Peruna as a tonic, and I am glad to testify that it has greatly helped me in strength, vigor and appetite. I have been advised by friends that it is remarkably efficacious as a cure for the almost universal complaint of catarrh. ” Senator Roach’s home address is Larimore, South Dakota. Peruna is not a guess, nor an experiment; it is an absolute, scientific certainty. Peruna cures catarrh wherever located. Peruna has no substitutes—no rivals. Insist upon having Peruna. Let no one persuade you that some other remedy will do nearly as well. There is no other systematic remedy lor catarrh but Peruna. Address the Peruna Medicine Company, Columbus, Ohio, for a free book on catarrh, written by Dr. Hartman.

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