Jasper County Democrat, Volume 2, Number 40, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 January 1900 — Fire Water. [ARTICLE]

Fire Water.

Mrs, O’Toole—O’lm afraid th' wathet av Chicago will cause me onld mon to fill a drunkard’s grave. Mrs. O’Shea—Phwat makes ye t’ink so?

Mrs. O’Toole—Oi’ll till ye. He wud always take a throp av liquor wld a gloss av wather. Th’ ither day he read that th’ wather wuz ’suspicious an’ now he takes a throp av wather wld a gloss av liquor.