Jasper County Democrat, Volume 2, Number 38, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 23 December 1899 — Easily Amused. [ARTICLE]

Easily Amused.

Young Man —I have been—er—very attentive to your daughter for some time, and she —er—has listened favorably to my suit. If you will give your consent, I will do my best to make her happy. Mr. Olddad—Oh, that’s easy enough, my dear young friend, easy enough. Just give her a blank check book, to fill out as she pleases.—New York Weekly.