Jasper County Democrat, Volume 2, Number 36, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 December 1899 — Members of the Family. [ARTICLE]

Members of the Family.

Papa Gross—That young Softleigh asked me for your hand to-day. Ethyl Gross—And what did yoo say to him, papa, dear? Papa Gross—l told him yoor mother needed ’em both in the dishwater, bat compromised by giving him my foot.— Omaha World-Herald.