Jasper County Democrat, Volume 2, Number 35, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 2 December 1899 — Page 7

IJHW mkMmjm VJm fIH K HGOMppr Ww Mk fl| Piili Sick headache. Food doesn’t digest well, appetite poor, bowels constipated, tongue coated. It’s your liver! Ayer's Pills are liver pills, easy and safe. They cure dyspepsia, biliousness. 25c. All Druggists. | Waat your moa»Uchc or board a b#»uUfuT" I *rown or rich block T Then uao 'BUCKINGHAM'S DYE (Sfclfc. L «g-ET». Of pHffVP*, «-»■ f, H.LtO W. H, Too Much I Too Mach! “Are they smooth Boers—the fellows who are fighting in South Africa?’’ “Y6s. But the British war news •ays many of the are being rifled.”— Philadelphia North American.

lAN’SMECHANISE Delicate Machinery That Needs Constant Care. Ahseluta CteanllneM and Refutation aa Necessary aa for Any Other Kind of Machinery—How to Keep It la Working Order. There's a screw loose tomewhere! One nttle screw In the bis machine seta a trifle loose and the whole apparatus doss, balks and refuses to work properly. ▲ skillful engineer can tell bjr tbe “feel" of his engine when there's a screw loose. Occasional constipation—call It costiveness or biliousness—needs prompt attention. tt dogs the whole dedicate mechanism of man, and must be remored skillfully without force or shock. Oaly a vegetable laxative should be used, sad Cascsrets Candy Cathartic, which you can eat like a piece of candy, are the most agreeable, natural and elective of all laxatives. Cases rets are the only antiseptic cathartic, and not only make the liver lively, remove obstructions in the bowela, strengthen the intestines, but kill all germs of disease in the body. Therefom prevent as well as cure. Buy and try Cascareta to-day. Ton'll find that It’s what they do, not what we say they'll do, that will please you. AU druggists, 10c, 29fc and 50c, or will mall for price. Bend for booklet and tree sample. Address Sterling Remedy Co., Chicago; Montreal, Can.; New York. This is the CASCARET tablet. tablet of the only genuine ■MAH Cases rets bears the magic letters 8333“CCC." Look at the tablet before buy, and beware of frauds, and substitutes.

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IN THE PUBLICEYE

The most distinguished woman at the scene of hostilities in South Africa is Lady Sarah Wilson, sister of the late

Lord Randolph Churchill, who is reported as making a desperate ride 'across country from Kimberley, where she is busy nursing the wounded soldiers inside the intrench-

ments. Her father, the seventh Duke of Marlborough, had five sons and six daughters. Only two of the sons lived to be men. One of them was Lord Randolph, the other succeeded to the Dukedom, and his son is the present and ninth Duke. Lady Sarah Wilson, says the Chicago Tribune, is therefore a great aunt of the present Duke, who married Consuelo Vanderbilt. Perhaps few people know that the ashes of John Paul Jones, one of the most distinguished'heroes of the Ameri-

PAUL JONES.

French capital. Efforts to locate the tomb of the great naval officer have failed up to date, but with increased vigilance it is thought that the discovery can be made in the course of time by carefully inspecting the graveyards of Paris. Recently the Philadelphia Times has commenced to agitate the matter by suggesting that close search be instituted for the grave of John Pgul Jones, and in the event the quest is successful, that the body be brought back to this country and buried in Washington, D. C. Twelve governors and many other distinguished public men have indorsed the enterprise., Samuel Greeley, a commission merchant of Chicago, testified before the National Industrial Commission in ses-

sion there, that a combination of five ~ wealthy grain men, of which Philip D. Armour is the directing genius, controls the price of fanners’ products. Armour, he says, can dictate his rate'' of freight on any railroad in or out of Chicago. This combination between railroads and

elevator operators has practically killed competition in the grain market in the West, and has Wt its promoters with a monopoly of the market. By hoarding immense quantities of grain in the market center it has given rise to the professional bear speculator, whose business it is to hammer down the market, and has brought into existence and made safe the bucket shop.' While Paris was ringing with the news of the Boer victories the other day the cable reports that Sir Edmund Monson,

SIR EDMUND MONSON.

1 is constantly called upon to exercise -the. utmost tact and skill. He was appointed to Paris in 1897 and lives with his wife and children in the magnificent palace once occupied by Pauline, the sister of Napoleon Bonaparte. Sir Edmund has been in the diplomatic service for thirtythree years. During the Spanish-Ameri-can war he took advantage of an opportunity at a public banquet to warn France in diplomatic language of the probable results of a European coalition against the United States. The college year has so far advanced that at most of the institutions of learning each secret fraternity has picked out

the men K wishes to join and has secured their pledges. Just now the luckless freshmen are being initiated into the mysteries of the various fraternities. The picture shows a candidate at the University of Michigan going down the main street of Ann Arbor attired in a

ridiculous costume, carrying a bird cage and announcing to all passers that he “is fresh, very fresh.’ Southwestern Presbyterian University, Clarksville, Tenn., received a donation of $70,009 from Janies Jennings Mo Comb of New York. Tom Givedens’ two sons, 5 and 7, while playing in the yard. Eminence, Ky., found an old vial and drank water out of it. They, died from poison. . John Millman, Cincinnati, refused to give his money to three thieves and Was fatally shot. Oklahoma wants to be admitted immediately as a State.

ican revolution, are buried somewhere in Paris. Exactly where nobody knows. After leaving the American service because of some alleged grievance, Jones enlisted in the French service, and dying shortly afterwards, was buried in the

P. D. ARMOUR.

the British ambassador to France, showed his unconcern at the news by taking his usual afternoon drive in the Bois. Sir Edmund has been called “The Eye of the Empire in France.” He occupies the most important position among English diplomats, and

GETTING INITIATED.

Raflroadlmt Under Difficulties. A Bulawayo paper records a sew method of pushing a train over a heavily * flooded bridge. A correspondent writes that when he wished to go ’over there were three or four feet of water in the river, and consequently the engines could not cross, as the water would have extinguished the fires. The method adopted was to make a train equal In length to the width of the river, and then an engine was placed at the ■ear, which hustled the train across the river, so that it extended its full width. Another engine—or, more literally speaking, a brace of engines—was waiting on the far side, and these were coupled to the train and dragged it out. It was a new way of fording a river by rail. The bridge at the Shashi has been completely washed away, and at one time the water was eight feet' over the old bridge.

First-Class Sewing Machines for $14.25.

For those who are accustomed to sending away from home for their goods it Is of the greatest importance to know the character and reliability of the establishment selling goods to families from catalogues. The great emporium of the John M. Smyth Co., located at 150 to 106 West Madison street, Chicago, has been established for a third of a century, and haa furnished over half a million homes in Chicago and vicinity alone. This firm enjoys the confidence of the public by its many years of fair dealing. It issues an immense illustrated catalogue that should be in every family, as it describes and gives the price of every article required for household use. A sample of the extraordinary values offered by this firm is shown in the illustration of the “Melba” sewing machine in another column of this paper for $14.25. This is one of the best sewing machines ever offered to the public, and yet it is but a sample of the thousand and one useful articles illustrated and described in the beautiful catalogue of the John M. Smyth Company.

Those Loving Girls.

1 Clara—Young Dashleigh proposed to me last night, but I couldn’t think of marrying him. He’s too fresh. Maude—That’s the one reason of all others why you should marry him, dear. Clara—Why, what do you mean? Maude—The union of extremes usually makes a satisfactory average.

Nasal Catarrh quickly yields to treat.

meat hy Ely’s Cream Balm, which is agreeably aromatic. It is received through the nostrils, oleamwa and heals the whole surface over which it diffuses itself. Druggists sell tho 60c. size; Trial size by mail, 10 eenta. Test it and you are sura to continue the treatment Annoaitcemeßt, To accommodate those who are partial to the use of atomizers in applying liquids Into tha nasal passages tot catarrhal troubles, the proprietors prepare Cream Balm ia liquid form, which will be known as Ely’s Liquid Cream Balm. Price including the spraying tube ia 75 oenta Druggists or by Tha liquid form embodise ths medicinal properties of tho solid preparation.

No Trouble About Cholly.

Cholly—What qualifications mast a fellah have to join your club, old chappie? Old Chappie—He’s got to have either brains or money. Have you got any money? Chplly—Yes. Lots of It Old Chappie—You’ll get through all right—Chicago Tribune.

Try Grain-O! Try Grain-O!

Ask your Grocer to-day to show you a package of GRAIN-O, the new food drink that takes the place of coffee. The children may drink it without injury as well as the adult. All who try It like it. GRAIX’-O has that rich seal brown of Mocha or Java, but U is made from pure grains, and the most delicate stomach receives it without distress. $4 the price of coffee. 15c and 25c per package. Sold by all grocers.

Optional.

“Do you have to ask your wife for money?” faltered the little man with the hunted look In his eyes, “Not on your life,” replied the large, brusque man. “But rather than go without I sometimes do!”—Detroit Journal.

A SENATOR’S LETTER. Peruna as a Nerve and Catarrh Tonic the Talk of the World. • ... HON. W. V. SUI4.IVAN, U. 8. Senator from Mississippi Hon. W. V. Sullivan, United Staten Senator from Mississippi, in a letter cently written to Dr. Hartman Irom Oxford, Miss., says the following: “For some time 1 have been n sufferer from catarrh in ita most incipient stages so much so that I became alarmed as to my general health. Bat, hearing of Pe-rn-na as a good remedy, 1 gave it a fair trial and soon began to improve. Its effects were distinctly beneficial, removing the annoying symptoms, and was particularly good u a tonic. “I take pleasure in recommending yonr great national catarrh cure, Pe-ru-ns, as the best I have over tried. “W. V. SULLIVAN ” Peruna cures catarrh’ wherever located. Peruna has no substitutes—ao rivals. Insist upon hiving Peruna. Address Ohio, for a si entnorh.

- Cjf l C '1 ■ —▼ 4K Do Jjk and Stick to It." If you are sick and discouraged with impure blood, catarrh or rheumatism, take Hoofs Sarsaparilla faithfully and persistently, and you •zoill soon haroe a cure. This medicine has cured thousands of others and it will do the same for you.

Egyptian Legs.

It is asserted in many books that the ancients did not use stockings, and that the art of knitting was unknown before the beginning of the fifteenth century. But that both these statements aye wrong is proved by the existence of knitted stockings found in the grave of an ancient Egyptian mummy and now preserved in the Louvre in _ Paris. These stockings are short, resembling socks, and are knitted with great skill; the material is wool, which was probably white originally, but is now brown Ivith age. The knitting is loose and elastic, and seems to have been done with rather thick needles. The stockings are begun, as they would be at the present day, with a single thread; tbe heels are shaped as they would be now, and are very well done. The toe, however, is different from that of a modern stocking; it ends In two tube-like projections which resemble the fingers of a glove. The reason of thiß is that the stocking was made to fit the sandal, in which there was a strap from the toe to the Instep.

Stats or Ohio, Citt or Toucno, i Jy Lucas County. f **• . Frank J. Chkney makes oath that he to the senior partner of the firm of F. J.Chenkt A Co., doing business la the City of Toledo, County and State aforesaid, and that said Arm will pay the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every case of Catarrh that cannot be enred by the use of Haul’s Catarrh Curb. FRANK J. CHENEY. Sworn to> before me and subscribed In my presence, this 6th day of December, A. D„ 1886. Hall’s Catarrh Cure to taken Internally and acts directly on tbe blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Ssnd for testimonials, free. F. J. CHENEY & CD.. Toledo, O. WSold by Druggists. 76c.

Mnsic at Home.

“Do you play any instrument, Mr. Jimp?” “Yes, I’m a cornetlst” “And your sister?” “She’s a pianist.” “Does your mother play?" “She’s a zitherist.” “And your father?” “He’s a pessimist.”

Overheard at the Street Crossing.

Large Lady—Could you see me across the street officer? New Policeman—Shure, ma’am; it’s tin toims th’ distance Oi could see yez.

Lane’s Family Medicine

Moves the bowels each day, la order to be healthy this is necessary. Acts gently on the liver and kidneys. Cures tick headache. Price 25 and 50c.

Newspapers in Russia.

For every million Inhabitants in Russia only ten newspapers and journals of all sorts.

To Cure a Cold In One Day

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All druggists refund the money if it fails to cure. 26c. E. W. Grove’s signature is on each box. Unbecoming forwardness oftener proceeds from Ignorance than impudence.—Crevllle.

tBo. SAMPLE BOTTLE 100. FOB NEXT THIRTY DAYS. RHEUMATISM ? #Bew Loag Have You Read About “5 Drops” Without Taking Them? Do you not think you have wasted precious time and suffered enough? If so, then try the “5 Drops” and be promptly and permanently cured of your afflictions. “5 Drops” is a speedy and Sure Care for Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Sciatica, Lumbago (lame back). Kidney Diseases, Asthma, Hay Fever, Dyspepsia, Catarrh of all kinds, Bronchitis, La Orippe, Headache (nervous or neuralgic). Heart Weakness, Dropsy, Earache, Spasmodic and Catarrhal Croup, Toothache, Nervousness, Sleeplessness, Creeping Numbness, Malaria, aad kindred diseases. “5 Drops” has enred more people daring the past four year 4, of the above-named diseases, than all other remedies known, and in case of Rkeamatism is curing more than all the doctors, patent medicines, electric belts and batteries combined, for they cannot cure Chronic Rheumatism. Therefore waste no more valuable time aad money, but try ”5 Drops” and be promptly CURED. “5 Drops” is not only the best medicine, but it is the cheapest, for a ft. 00 bottle contains3oo doaes. Price per bottle, SI.OO, prepaid by mail or express, or 6 bottles for >5.00. For the next 30 days we will send a 25c sample FREE to anyone sending 10 cents to pay for the mailing. Agents wanted. Write today. BWAWSOH RHEUMATIC CUBE CO., 160-164 E. LAKE 8T„ CHICAGO. j pffiflpiCft j I #mammoth\ m . jfs\SO to <: : i j ; $14.25 AdMt|sl4,2s The Be#t Sewin « ji ; m Machine on Earth «: : C235555£5> At Ih# Price, $14.25 fer Our , “MELBA” Sewing Machine. IMKW A high-arm, high-grade machine equal 1 J'MUJHi to what others are asking $25.00 to *35.00 * yIHM| for. Guaranteed by us for ao years from i tIMJSFI wtmaffw ffiHSoS date of purchase, against any imperfec- 4 , MBPI 1 I tion in material or workmanship. The § E BHH stand la made ol the best iron NMEI JdHfiARMHfi nicely proportioned. The cabinet work is perfect and is furnished in your choice Mr of antique,oak or walnut. It has seven Mff drawers all handsomely carved and with i nickel-plated ring pulls. The mechanleal construction is eaual to that o< Mmum •"* m och**i* regardless of price. All working parts are of the best oil-tem-pyed tool steel, every bearing perfectly < fiflod and adjusted so as to make the * , running qualities the lightest, most per- ’ .... fcet and nearest ustseless of any machine S ’ made. This Bowing Machine has all the lataat improvements. H makes a perfect and uni- < , ’ form LACK STITCH, and win do the beat work oa either the lightest muslins or heaviest < , > cloths, sewing over seams and rough places without skipping stitches. A full set of <> NoM steel attachments, nioely nickel-plated and endoaed in a handsome plush-lined ‘ , ’ •* hccessorks and book of Instruction J ► : 60 tiual

Strangest Street to the World.

Canton, In China, possesses the queerest street in the world. It Is roofed In with glazed paper fastened on bamboo and contains more signboards to tbe square foot than any other street In any other chantry. The next interesting fact about this Canton byway is that, though a business street, it contains no other shops hut those of apothecaries and dentists’ parlors; no professional men but doctors. It is a sick man’s paradise and a Chinese physician’s Klondike. 'They call it Physic street, which is descriptive, if not picturesque.

Electricity for Brain.

A scientist has discovered an apparatus which will stimulate the brain. It consists of an electric band. While scientists have been inventing unnatural ways of making the brain work, Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters has for fifty years been doing it naturally. It cures dyspepsia and all stomach troubles and builds up the system.

Wanted-An Opportunity.

Miss Younger—Don’t you admire a man who can say the right thing at the right time? Miss Elder—l’m sure I could If I ever had the pleasure of meeting such a man. I ahall recommend Piso’s Cure for Consumption far and wide.—Mrs. Mulligan, Plumstead, Kent, England, Nov. 8, 1895.

Would Ward Off Water.

The Physician—You have a coat on your tongue. The Colonel—l sincerely hope it is a mackintosh.—lndianapolis Journal.

WOMEN do suffer! Even so-called healthy women suffer. But they are not healthy I * The marks left by pain are on the young faces of many of our daughters. Pain that leaves its mark comes from a curable ______________ cause. If that cause is not removed its MflffT influence reaches out and overshadows a M CrvF M whole life. The reason Lydia E. Pinkham’a UF/IMCU Vegetable Compound has been so uniWw%MbwMMLmw formly successful for over a quarter of a nii i mm century in overcoming the suffering of Wffiw* Fm women, is that it is thorough and goes - directly to the cause. It is a woman’s remedy for woman's ills. flßE|asafi2aKEa|feto Miss Emily F. Haas, of 148 Freeman '• St., Greenpoint, Brooklyn, N. Y., writes: a|||pifl \ \\* ”Dear Mrs. Pinkham— l wish to state that I used your Vegetable Compound with the greatest success. I r-3®§l *' was very sick for nearly a year with A** hysteria. was down-hearted and v* nervous; also suffered with painful V' V menstruation and pain in back and / BnSj|| limbs. I often wished for death, thinking nothing would cure me. I jA I had doctors, but their medicines did 7/fi 7 aSlliPfffill me no good. At last, by the advice / I*. A,P^^(SHgn|Nl of a friend, I began to take Lydia E. Lik' 1 Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound. and lam happy to say it has entire- S\Vi ly cured me. Jennie Sherman, of Fremont, Mich., Box 748$writes; “Dear Mrs. Pinkham;— l feel that I must write you and tell {}t you what your medicine has jj* \ done for me. I had neuralgia JL e]V \ •of the stomach for two years, \ \ so bad that I could not do any \ \fi work. I had two or three doc- . f I \ \ tors, but did not seem to get any bet- II I \ ter. I began taking Lydia E. Pink- ill \ ham’s Vegetable Compound and Liver II \ Pills and improved from the first, had l f better appetite, and after taking three bottles of Compound and one box of Liver Pills, can say that lam cured. Your Vegetable Compound is a wonderful medicine."

What Do the Children Drink?

Don't give them tea or coffee. Nava you tried the new food drink catted GRAIN-O? It is delicious sad nourßklng, and takes the place of coffee. 11l more Grtin-O you give the children ths more health you distribute through them systems. Grain-0 is made of pure grutoV nnd when properly prepared tastes MhS the choice grades of coffee, bnt teats about % as much. Ail grocers sell it. Ufa and 25c.

A Natural Inference.

Cholly—Me fwiend Softlelgh is—tw—vewy sewiously 111, doncher know. Miss Ethel—What seems to bo th* . trouble? Cholly—The—aw—doctah says bo haa concussion of the bwaln. Miss Ethel—lndeed! I suppose ha must have accidentally bumped Ms head against a cobweb. Coughing Leads to Consumption. Kemp’s Balsam will stop tbe cough ad once. Go to your druggist to-day sad got a sample bottle free. Sold ia 25 and Bfl cent bottles. Go at once; delays are darn* gorous. m — - 11 '■ ™

Not to Be Bluffed.

“You call it promenaiuf. tlo you?" “Of course. What else it It?" “Then why don’t you say ‘lemonabd,’ too?” “By George, I do!” VITALITY lew, debflHated or ezbuiteS M by Dr. Zllnc 1 * Invigorating Tsnle. FRKS ttfng Bottle eontaialae J wester treatment. Ur. nan Institute, SI Arcs Street, Philadelphia, finiili MK Better to die of heart failure thoa bank failure. Mr a. Winslow’s Soothiwo Mtsdy tor ohll4Nto teething; soitens the rums, reduces lnflinunaMam allsya pain, cures wind coUo. to cents a bottle.

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