Jasper County Democrat, Volume 2, Number 34, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 25 November 1899 — Why They Groan. [ARTICLE]

Why They Groan.

“How the trees groan r’ exclaimed the romantic maid as the wind swept through the orchard. “No wonder,” chimed in the practical youth, “they’re full of green apples, you know.”—Philadelphia Record.