Jasper County Democrat, Volume 2, Number 30, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 4 November 1899 — Page 3

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■ Cvras CoMc. Coughs. Sort Throat. Crsaa. la. luonzo.Whoopi ngCo ugh.Br«nehiti»a;>4Asthma. A cortmln care for Consuatpnoa la Srst stages, •ad a sara relief in advanced stages. Use at •ace. Yea will sea the excellent eSect after taking the Srst dose Sold by dealers everywhere. larga bettlas 25 casts aad SO casts. Liver Ills. ML RAD WAY * 00.. KawTOBS: Pear Sire—l have bean ntck ftor oaortr two ream, aad base hen doctor in* with toot of the Boat export dootors of the United State*. I have bee* bethin. end drink! n. hot water at tho Hot Spriaas, Ark., bat it aaemod ererrthinc failed te da ms a*od. Aflorleew lew advertiaemeat l thooght I would try roar pUls, aad havo nearly need two bone; been taklna two at bedtime and ooe attar bcaakfnW, aad they havo don* mo more sood than aoythia* else 1 hey* ever need. My trouble ha* been with tha lime. My akia aad eye* war* nil yellow; I had aleepy, drowsy faalings; felt like a drunken maa: pain right above the navel, like as if kaw bile oa top of tho stomach. My bow*)* were aoaUra. My month and tongas eoromoet of tho time. Appetite fair, bat food would not digest, bat settle heavy oa my stomach, and some few moethfub of food soon* op again. I mold only eat light food that disease oasUy. Hones »«nd “Book of Advtoe." Seaporttuny. BEN ZAUGO. Hat Bprinp*. Ark.

IJadway’s Ja phis PrtosSeaßos. Sold byDresstotsorsaatby Mail. Ssed to DR. RADWAT * 00.. K Etaa BtM. Now York. for Book of AMm W. L. DOUGLAS 53&53.50 SHOES t Worth S 3 to $8 compared uith •Ibar makes. Indorsed by owr 1.000,000 wearers. ALL LEATHERS. ALL STYLES mnnxntm*. L totin’ ■a— —Syrtss awplwbllai Tsks so sobttltsto claimed to baas Rood. Largest maker* of W and S3JO shoes In the world. Toor dealer should keep them—if not. we will aend you a pair on receipt of price. State Uto of leather, else sad width, plain to cap toe. Catalogue D Free. ■L L. DOUGLAS SHOE CO.. Brsckton. Mats.

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CORRECTING THE ARCTIC MAPS

Duke of Abrwzzl Has Found Another Blunder in Franz Josef Land. When Mr. Jackson went to Franz Josef Land, a few years ago, he tore the map that Payer had made of the archipelago quite to pieces, for be found It extremely Inaccurate. The map Jackson made would hardly be recognized as a chart of the same region that Payer had tried to delineate. The old story of explorer after explorer correcting one another’s blunders is again illustrated, if It is true that the Duke of the Abruzzl has now found an important mistake In the map Jackson made. This Italian prince, who is in quest of the north pole by way of Franz Josef Land, reached the islands last summer, and, according to a letter received from his party, he has established the fact that Cape Flora is really ten geographical miles east of the position assigned to it on Jackson’s map. Cape Flora was Jackson’s headquarters for three years, and there is an element of hnmor in the circumstance If, while he was exposing the many shortcomings of Exploser Payer, he was blundering himself and even assigning the wrong position to his own camp. ...

The scientific observations of the Italian explorer should have a high degree of merit, for he has very competent assistants, and bis equipment of instruments, as well as other supplies, Is undoubtedly the best that was ever taken into the Arctic regions. The total expenses of the expedition are expected to reach $500,000, of which the King of Italy has contributed a fourth. Some details of the Duke’s equipment are quite unique. He distributed his baggage among 1,500 boxes, each weighing about fifty-five pounds, and easily portable, if necessary, upon a man’s back. He divided the boxes into four classes: Provisions, clothing and equipment; tools and scientific instruments, and, lastly, articles that are useful, but not indispensable. Each class has its special color, and each box is numbered according to the class and nature of its contents. The provisions, consisting of rice, sea biscuit, preserved meats, etc., have been so divided that each box contains five different kinds of food, in order that the fare may in no case be reduced to one article of food. The Inside of each chest is lined with tin, and soldered to keep out water and dampness. The boxes containing the clothing are of bright green, those holding' the scientific instruments are red, and yellow boxes hold the useful, but not indispensable articles, which include games and musical instruments.

The Universal Language.

Mabel—Say, ma. you know them Italian folks on the corner that have a little baby? Well, their baby ain’t Italian, alter all. Mr*. Wilkius-lt isn’t? How can you tell? “Why, I heard It cry to-day, and It cried just exactly like our English baby.”—Puck.

A Railway Up Mont Blanc.

The success of the mountain railways in the Alps has encouraged French engineers to plan a road from Chamouml to the top of Mont Blanc. For more than three miles the upper part of the road is to run through a gallery in the rock. The entire length is to be six and a quarter miles.

CASTORIA For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Beught Bears the / » Signature //Ijj of w ry Jfv In (Xr Use vjr For Over I Thirty Years CUSTOM

ON the Rise.

“Beef Is gone up again,” remarked the boarder who reads the market reports. .-Vvr “Yes,” said the man in black suspenders, “It’ll soon be as high as a Cuban with a gun.” “How Is that?" “Forty dollars per head.”

The Isthmus of Panama.

Its engineers believe that they have solved the problem of the successful completion of this great enterprise. If so, it will prove a great benefit, no more than has Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters, the remery which never fails to cure afflictions of the stomach. The Bitters strengthens weak stomachs and torpid ljvers.

How Mines Are Destroyed.

There are several ways in which submarine mines, guarding an enemy’s harbor, are destroyed b& a fleet intending to make an entrance. One method is by catching the electric cables running to the mines by “creeping,” as It is termed. This Is done by towing two grapnels, one containing an explosive charge of gun cotton, and the other, a simple grapnel, coming on behind at a distance of thirty or forty feet The explosive grapnel first picks up the cable, and when a tug is felt on the line the charge Is electrically exploded from the vessel. > As this may not completely sever the cable, the other grapnel Is used to pick up the frayed line, and the whole thing fas dragged into the boat and severed or under-run till a junction box to a number of mines Is reached, when the whole lot is cut off. To meet this possibility it fas a common thing for dummy mines and dead cables to be planted to deceive an enemy, and it is a common plan to strew the neighboring bottom with chains and steel ropes to catch an enemy’s creeps. False buoys are also placed so that they may mislead a countermining attack.

Chronic Nasal Catarrh poisons every breath that is drawn into the longs. There is procurable from any druggist the remedy for its cure. A «n»ll quantity of Ely’s Cream Balm placed into the nostrils spreads over an inflamed and angry surface, relieves immediately the painful infeimM. tion, clean sea, heals and cure*. Drying in* halants, fumes, smokes a«d snuffs simply develop dry catarrh; they dry np the secretions which adhere to the membrane aad decompose, causing afar more serious trouble than the ordinary form of catarrh. Avoid all drying inhalants, use Ely’s Cream Balm. It la reliable and will cure catarrh, cold in the headand hay fever easily and pleasantly. All druggists sell it at 50 cents or it will be mailed by Ely Brothers, 56 Warren St.. .N.Y.

Tells Its Own Story.

In a pretty Wisconsin town not far from Milwaukee there is a “spite fence” whieh tells its own story to all the world. It is a high and tight board affair, and cuts off a view across a number of beautiful lawns. The man who lives on one side of it evidently feared that the fence would bring down on his bead the condemnation of his neighbors. Not wishing to be unjustly blamed, be has, therefore, paluted on his side of the fence, in letters that can be read a block away, these words: “He built this fence. I didn’t do it!” The man on the other side also had no idea of letting a false Impression get out. Accordingly he has painted on the other side of the high barrier: “I had to do it."

Try Graln-O’ Try Gratn-O! Ask your Grocer to-day to show you a package ot GKAIN-O, the new food drink that takes the place of coffee. The children may drink It without injury as well as the adult. All who try It like it. GItAIN-O has that rich seal brown of Mocha or Java, but it is made from pure graiua, ana the most delicate stomach receives it without distress. 14 the price of coffee. 16c and 25c per package. Sold by all grocers.

For His Friend.

James Brown and Harry Lee were the closest of friends. They were painters by trade and unmarried. James Brown, however, was the only support of an invalid mother, the fact being well known to Harry. The New Voice tells the story of their friendship as follows: The two young men were at work uon one of the high buildings of the eity. For some reason Harry had occasion to descend to the ground, and there noticed for the first time how Insecure was James’ position. At the same moment he was horrified to see him lhse his footing. As quickly as thought can work Harry-remembered the Invalid mother, and stepped in an instant directly into the spot where James would drop, and braced himself.

By something like a miracle he succeeded In his purpose of rescue. When the two men were brought into the Flower Hospital In New York it was discovered that Harry had not received fatal injury, and James, for whom he had risked his life, was suffering chiefly from the breaking of both wrists and the bones of one ankle. Harry, who was the first to be well enough to report for duty, found n pleasure In caring for the Invalid mother of his friend as if he were tier son. The doctors of the hospital, who alone were aware of the facts* report an expression of gratitude upon the face of James whenever Harry visited him during his convalescence, & look that expressed more than human eyes are accustomed to see or human hearts to reveal. I

All Kinds of Cats— Here Are the Best

Those who are contemplating investing In cats might study this to advantage. A good cat—-the kind you want to have around the house—will have a round, stubby, pug nose, fat cheeks and full upper Up, and a well-developed bump on top of the head and between the ears, betokening good nature. A sleepy cat. one that purrs a good deal, is apt to be playful and good-natured. Avoid a cat with thin, sharp nose and twitching ears. A great mistake Is In over-feedhig domestic cats with too much meat. If they are overfed they will become lazy, and will not catch mice. Overfeeding also leads to stomach troubles and “fits.” State of Ohio, City of Toledo, i .. Lucas County. f Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he Is the senior partner of the firm of F. J. Cheney & Co., doing business la the City of Toledo. County and State aforesaid, and that said Arm will pay the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by the use of Hall’s Catarrh Cure. FRANK J. CHENEY. Sworn to before me shd subscribed in my presence, this 6th day of December, A. D. 1866. 1 I A W. GLEASON. 1 BKAL i Notary Public. Hall’s Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally, and acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Send for testimonials, free. F. J. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo. O. EWSold by Druggists, 75c.

Illiteracy in Europe.

Among the general population, illiteracy is most prevalent in the Slavic States of Russia, Servia, and Roumania, the Latin races in Italy, Spain, and Belgium, being also very backward In education, while In the purely Teutonic States the percentage of Illiterates is merely nominal. In Switzerland it Is 2.5 per cent., in the whole German Empire only 1 per cent., and in Sweden, Denmark, Bavaria, Baden, and Wurtemburg there is practically no one who cannot read and write.

Highballs.

Sandy Pikes—Lady, can’t yer help a poor fellow dat had six balls to hit him on der field? Lady—My poor man, was it the field of acflon? Sandy Pikes—l suppose so, ma’am; from de way de players was hlttin’ dem golf balls I should say dey wuz pretty active.

What Do the Children Drink?

Don’t give them tea or coffee. Have you tried the new food drink called GRAIN-O? It is delicious and nourishing, and takes the place of coffee. The more Grain-O you give the children the more health you distribute through their systems. Grain-O is made of pure grains, and when properly prepared tastes like the choice grades of coffee, but costs about %as much. All grocers sell it. 15c and 25c.

Hands Wanted.

Lady—You ought to be ashamed to admit that you can’t find anything to do when the papers say they want thousands of fartn hands out West. Sandy Pikes—Farm hands? Why, I ain’t got farm hands, lady. I'se got city hands.

Coughing Leads to Consumption.

Kemp's Balsam will atop the cough at once. Go to your druggist to-day and get a sample bottle free. Sold in 25 and 50 cent bottles. Go at once; delays are dangerous.

At the Cake-Walk.

Committee—Mlstah White, doan’ yo’ know it’s polite to hnb yo’ ovaheoat on yo’ arm? Mr. White—Yes, but at a place lalke dis It’s safer to hab yo’ arm on yo’ obercoat. v

To Cure a Cold In One Day

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All Jffoggjsts refund the money if it fails to cure, -oc. L. W. Grove’s signature is on each box. Pleasure Is very seldom found where it is sought. Our brightest blazes of gladness are commonly kindled by unexpected sparks.—Johnson. My doctor said I Would die, bat Piso’s Cars for Consumption cured me.—Amos Kelaer, Cherry Valley, 111., Nov. 23, ’&5. Kindness in ourselves Is the honey that bluuts the sting pf unkindness in another.—Landor.

FOB THIRTY DAYS YOU CAN TBY IT FOB 10 CENTB. what * PROMINENT PHYSICIAN Who has had 35 YEARS of motive Practice of Medicine has to say. I have nevsr before.in my 35 years of practice of medicine given my testimonial or recommendation to any patent medicine, but there is s remedy, the result of which hss come under mv own observation ; for there is no Disease which has so baffled the medical skdl of all ages as Rheumatism snd to And s Reliable remedy for the same. At last we have found it In “ 5 Drops,” manufactured by the Swaasoii Rheumatic Cure Company, Chicago, 111. The " g DROPS ” has proven Itself woLderful for its curative power in Rheumatism, not as s Temporary Reliever ouly, but to give a Permanent Cure even }n chronic cases. Sometime ago I had a i onr others several Rheumatic cases under my treatment and prescribed for BMHMV these patients the very best Remedies which 1 skillfully selected, but nrhout desirable results. I then h-ard of “3 DROPS” and of its Wonderful Cures, and prescribed it to a few patients, who found relief from its use Within a few day*. After that X prescribed it to a great number and to my IM I*4l ■ surprise I wlb sayrthat in the course of Two or Three Weeks after they had used ” 5 DROPS” and ” 5 Drop” Plasters they were Cured. Among these were a few who had, for a number of years, been suffering with B BSmm Chronic Rheumatism, who bad piloted themselves around on Crutches, to Mt/Mfw They came to my office without Crutches and told me they perfectly well, 't hey give all the credit to ‘*3 DROPS ” and to ”3 Drop" Ptosters {THADC mirk 1 and this is their testimony to the Swanson Rheumatic Cure Company for their kindness and for the conscientious way in which they are placing these Wsnderful Remedies among suffering humanity, which they told me to write to the Company at an acknowledgment. As I have seen the Curative Power of “3 DROPS” and “3 Drop” Plasters, In a great many Instances, I can Truly recommend them, and also that the firm is perfootly honest and reliable to deal with. . . (SWAXSOHS) C. A. JACKSON. Physician and Surgeon, Kearney, Neb., Ang. 29,1899. ■• fS MB F*n 4S Hli the most powerful specific known. Free from opiates and perUVwVr ■ VF feetly harmless Relief is usnally felt the first night. It is a positive cure lor Rheumatism, Sciatica. Neuralgia. Dyspepsia. Backache, Asthma, Hay icier, Catarrh, Steeple-snow. Nervousness, Nervous sad Neuralgic Headaches, haracbe. Toothache, Heart Weakness, Croup, Swelling, la Grippe. Malaria, Creeping Xambaeoa. etc, etc. T U IDTV A VQ long** to enable sufferer* to give “6 DROPS” at leasts I ■■l Is I I Rto I w trial, we will send a *Bc sample bottle, prepaid by mail for 10 cents. A <ample bottle will convinoe you. Also, large bottles (300 doses) 31.00. 3 bottles for 32.50. Hold by druggists and agents. Agents wanted In new territory. Writs us to-day. hWANHUN RHEUMATIC CORK CO.. 160 to 164 lake Street. CHICAGO. ILL.

Black as Nlsrht. “Captln Johnslng,” said Miss Primrose, as she viewed the new baseball team, “it’s a wondah yo' didn’t choose all black piay&hs! Looks mo’ uniform when dey’s all ob wan colab!” “Aji’ hab ebery game called on account ob darkness?” smiled the gallant captain. “Well, Ah guess not, MBs Primrose.” S!!X kitised Off Ida—What kind of hair restorer la thart. May? May-It’s called “Tommyhawk,” dear. Guaranteed to raise any sort of hair.

#*TVIE very word •* operation " strikes terror to a woman’s souk Nearly always these operations become necessary through neglect. If the menses are very painful, or too frequent and excessive, get the right advice at once and ; —. —wiM stop taking chances. It will cost MMFtlt you nothing for advice if you write WW €#wlV£fV %||| to Mrs. Pinkham at Lynn, Mass.. jm ifa|||| for it, and if you let the trouble W run along it will surely cost you a azm «s|i swan great deal of pain and may mean m wCjpflNHB an operation. ''W*S| Miss Sarah J. Graham, Sheridanville, Pa., writes: “Dear (« _L*niJ -J_JTT~Tinn Mrs. Pinkham :— I had suffered for sevyears with female troubles and IgggM Bley doctored until I was discouraged. I felt wretched and tired of living. I had disfevfclpßptl —ease of kidneys, bladder trouble. dropsy and bloating, had womb by prompt attention to it. Don’t be satisfied without Mrs j Pinkham'a advice.

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