Jasper County Democrat, Volume 2, Number 24, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 23 September 1899 — A Swimmings Grin is tone. [ARTICLE]

A Swimmings Grin is tone.

Some of the fishermen on the River Tyne, in England, are not only Ignorant, but stupid. On one occasion, two of these fishermen were caught by a heavy freshet, and driven out of the river to soa. As the story goes, one of the men saw, in the dusk, a hoop floating by. The hoop was full of foam. ‘•We are saved!” exclaimed the man. “Here’s a grindstone swimming.” He followed up his discovery by jumping on the “grindstone,” but the result was not very satisfactory. Piso’s Ours for Consumption has bees a godsend to me.—Wm. B. McClellan, Chester, Fla., Sept 17,1895. Nothing .is more disgrace!®! than Insincerity.—Cicero. yl •• v kl*V' : 'l - : ' v ‘ -v W'i'-tf ■'' - 1 , A•i , ,