Jasper County Democrat, Volume 2, Number 21, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 2 September 1899 — His Desire. [ARTICLE]

His Desire.

Mrs. McGorry—Yez’ll hov to do sawmthin’ thot clock to make ut run corrictly. Sure, pwhlniver Oi don't set ut back ivery half day ut gains an hour or more In ivery tin or twelve. McGorry—Lave ut alone till ut gits a whole day fast. 01 want to find out phwither ut would prove thot we was livin’ back in yesterday an’ dhe clock was on toime, or we was all roight an’ dhe clock was fellin’ dhe toime av tomorrow to-day.—Puck.