Jasper County Democrat, Volume 2, Number 16, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 29 July 1899 — Caps Off. [ARTICLE]

Caps Off.

The comedian boarder allowed his eyes to roam around the table until they rested on the strawberries. “Any one,” he said, addressing the sweet singer, “could see that these berries were not brought up right.” “And why not?” “Because they come to the table with their caps on.” Then the landlady gritted her teeth.