Jasper County Democrat, Volume 2, Number 15, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 22 July 1899 — Page 7

aB ■ b 1 1 ViZI ■ fl i Mfi ■ wB ■ mB Depressed I f And is It not dqs ts Things always look so much brighter when we J are in good health. How can X y<> u hav * courage when suffering with headache, nervous flk prostration and great physical weakness ? F Would you not like to be rid .1 this depression of spirits? How? By removing the ± cause. By taking It gives activity to all parts that carry away useless and T poisonous materials from your 1 body. It removes the cause of your suffering, because it re. 3 moves ail impurities from your blood. Send for our book on Nervousness. To keep In good health you must have perfect action of the bowels. Ayer’s Pills cure conatipation and biliousness. Bfrffo to wan* Docfora. Perhap. you would like to consult •omo sminent phy.iclan, about your ■■ •ondttlon. Than write us freely all the particulars tn your esse. You will re•elre a prompt reply, without coot. Address. DR. J. C. AYER. ■ LoweU. Mass. ■ An Excellent Combination. The pleasant method and beneficial affects of the well known remedy, Btrup or Figs, manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co., illustrate the value of obtaining the liquid laxative principles of plants known to be medicinally laxative and presenting them in the form most refreshing to the taste and acceptable to the system. It lathe ono perfect strengthening l&x&« tive, cleansing the system effectually, dispelling colds, headaches and fevers gently yet promptly and enabling one to overcome habitual constipation per* manently. Its perfect freedom from •very objectionable quality and substance. and its acting on the kidneys, liver and bowels, without weakening or Irritating them, make it the idem laxative. In the process of manufacturing figs are used, as they are pleasant to the taste, but the medicinal qualities of the remedy are obtained from senna and other aromatic plants, by a method known to the California Fig Syrvp Co. only. In order to get its beneficial effects and to avoid imitations, please remember the full name of the Company printed on the front of every peerage. CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. SAN FRANCISCO. CAL. notnsvnxE. kt. nxw tore. n. t. Bw sale by all Druggists.—Price 50c. per bottle. The University »f Notre Dame NOTRE DAME, INDIANA. FTLL COURSES In Classics, Lethrt, Eronomlsa and History, Journalism. Art, Science, Pharmacy, Law, Civil, Mechanical and Electrical Engineering, Architecture. Thorough Preparatory and Commercial Courses. Rooms Free to all Students who bare completed the studies required for adm nloa Into the Junior or Senior Year, of any of the Collegiate Courses. Rooms to Rent. Moderate charge to students over seventeen preparing tor Collegiate Courses. A limited number of ri*MMAW for the EcdoslasU«al state will be received at special rates. St. Edward’s Hall, for boys under 18 yean, is unique In the completeness of its equipments. The 06th Tear will open September Sth, 1809. Catalogues Free. Address - REV. A. MORRISSEY, 9. <L, President. > QIMUA Act Your Pension r feNSIIINa double ■ hIIWWIIV o QUICK I TriUtapt. 0-rAintX, tottohAgeta.WsgMggtog, t.B. |)ENSION Wrahteiton"" Iwar. cSSma.atty SUM

“ißreVity Is.-the Soul of Wit.” , Good Wife, You Need SAPOLIO

UNDEVELOPED TALENT.

The Man in the Mountain Cabin Know How to Cook. A writer in Forest and Stream tells how he went trout-fishing, years ago, ’ in California, and there made a pleasant discovery. At ter seeking long for trout streams, he and his companion came upon a lone shanty, where a Frenchman wag swinging in a hammock and smoking his pipe. He was a very much surprised man, for as he told them, no one had intruded on inis solitude for three months. ‘Tlenty bf fish!” he promised them, and they betook themselves to the creek. There they soon filled their baskets, and then, having dressed as many as two hungry men could eat, adjourned to the shanty. On inquiring of our landlord if be had such a thing as a frying-pan he produced one, and my friend, who prided himself on being a camp expert, remarked, “Of course thia tramp doesn’t know how to cook a trout. I’U show him.” The tramp looked on, smoking his pipe, but being rather the worse for our day’s travel, it was suggested that before eating we should have a bath; so, adjourning to the creek, we took a refreshing dip. When we returned to the house, we were surprised at seeing a little rude table set out under the trees; on it were casters, china plates, a white cloth and napkins. Where they all came from was a mystery, but they were there. “Now for the trout,” said my friend. “I’ll show you how trout should be cooked.” But then appeared our landlord, bearing a plotter filled with nicely browned fish. It was followed by small cups of delicious black coffee. Then we rolled up in our blankets, and slept as only tired hunters and fishermen can do.' Our breakfast was the supper repeated, with an addition of fine, white rolls. We lost no time in refilling our baskets, and prepared to depart Our landlord would accept no pay, only a few files, and a line and pocket-knife. Then one of us said, with some patronage and a desire to please: “My friend, there is the making of a good cook In you. Why don’t you go to San Francisco and hire out? No doubt you could get a good situation.” There was a twinkle in the Frenchman’s eye as he replied, carelessly: . "Yes, I can cook a leetie. I was Delmonlco’s chef for ten years, and I get what you call tired, and come to California to find a leetle rest.”

UNIVERSITY OF NOTRE DAME.

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The Worm Turns.

“The doctor says you must not take anything that doesn’t agree with yon,” said Mrs. Peck to her invalid husband. “It’S lucky for you,” replied the sufferer, “that he didn’t give me that advice fifteen years ago." “Why is 1L" she asked. “Because the chances are you would be an old maid to-day," answered the sick man with a peculiar smile. And just to prove that she could agree with him If she wanted to she made no reply.

Hall's Catarrh Cure.

Ia a eonstltutlonal cure. Price 75 cent*.

Few Novela Read in Japan.

Japanese do not care much for nov els. Among 27,000 new books printed last year only 462 were works of fiction. My doctor eaid I would die, but Piao'a Cure for, Consumption cured me.—Amos Kelner, Cherry Valty, HL, Nor. 23; *BS. London Is much healthier in summer than in winter. In the third week of January 2,021 deaths were noted, while in the third week of June the number was only 1,193. The ancient Dunes ate wild bull, seal, beaver, periwinkle and birds. Mrs. Winslows Soonmra Bnvr for Ckildivn tatoililtaft * nraftaiiqi tDB ffUHIB, aUayapsUcmwrindcolio. » cent* a bottle. WANTRD.—Cuaor ta4 boalth thst R-rP-A-RRwin

CHICAGOAN A FUGITIVE.

About 934*000 Start, After five years of sue ice as clerk, secretary and school agent Car-toe Chicaga Board of Education, W. A. & Graham has proved faithless to his trust and Bed the city, a confessed defaulter. Hm shortage is believed to aaseawt to $34.500, although in a statement left behind he estimates it at $28,«». In Ms Bght he left behind to suffer for hss misdeeds his wife and three little rhihhm, To cover his shortage he left a schedule of his real property in Chicago and Bvanston, estimated by himself to be worth $25,000, and winch he wished toned over to the School Board or the surety company which was on his bond. With the schedule was a eonfeprion of his gufiL The last trace of Graham was his appearance in New Orleans less than a week ago, accompanied by his wife and three children. This was the initial step in his flight, the family having harried to the Southern city while Graham’s friends thought he was touring westward in search of rest and quiet. It was bis intention to keep his family together, but the illness of Mrs. Graham and her baby precluded this and the family returned to Chicago after Graham had written a complete confession, turning over aB his property for the benefit of toe school fund that had suffered from his peculation and had worded a faltering declaration that he hoped to live to undo the wrong he had accomplished. This done, the defaulter departed. Where he went or what his intentions for the future are no «me knows, but the surety companies that are upon his bond and will have to make good the shortage are hot on his trail.

BIG STRIKE SPREADS.

New York Tractton Employes Dutt Work to SympaOty. Wednesday brought two startling sensations into the great New York traction strike. Brooklyn strikers or their sympathizers destroyed a part of the Fifth avenue elevated road with dynamite, and about half the men on the Secondawvwne line of the Metropolitan system in New York City struck in -sympathy with the Brooklyn strikers. The strike on the Metropolitan system was not authorized by the leaders. Some of the more enthusiastic men who attended the Cooper Union meeting got together and decided that the only thing to do was to strike. They formed themselves mte a committee and went to the Second avenue car stables early in the morning and asked the men to come out. Every car was stopped as it reached the stables, and each man on the car was asked to quit work. The strike spread to the Sixth avenue line of the Metropolitan company, where a number of motormen quit wort. The conductors refused to strike. General Master Workman John M. Parsons of the Knights of Labor, who presided at the meeting in Casper Union, did not want the men to strike. There were disturbances at several places and four men were arrested. It was said that those who were trying to get the men oat were discharged employes. During a conference the men told Mr. Parsoulb that this was only the start of a general strike of all employes of the Metropolitan Railway system. At Cleveland, Ohio, the most serious violence since the street railroad strike was renewed was the blowing up of a switch with dynamite and the burning of a small office and waiting room at Murray Hill Tuesday evening. No one was injured. No clew to the dynamiters could be found.

RECRUITING IS UNEQUAL.

It Need Not Be Confined, However, Witkim State Limits. The fact that some regiments are being recruited so much more rapidly than others—the Thirty-first, Fort Thomas, for instance, had nearly 600 men, while the Thirty-fifth, Vancouver Barracks, had but about twenty-five—has been the cause of many inquiries directed to the Adjutant General. The people want to know whether the regiment must be recruited within the State limits originally set forth, or whether the recruiting in the more populous districts will be kept up with a view of furnishing recruits for regiments which have not been so successful, even after the quota for the regiment shall have been obtained. The Adjutant General says that the latter will be the case, and that recruiting will continue everywhere until the t<»tal number requisite for the ten new regiments has been raised.

CHINAMEN ARE CANNIBALS.

So Say Laborers at Work an Mexican Central *- ailway. Near Tampico. San Antonio, Texas, advices state that great excitement prevails ia toe seaport of Tampico, Mexico, over a brutal art of cannibalism which was committed by some of the laborers on toe Mexican Central Railroad wear Taaoptos Saturday last. . / The Chinamen who were recently imported to work on the railroad are charged with having murdered a female Mexican child and are said to hare eaten its flesh. The child was the daughter of a Mexican section foreman. The affair has incensed the Mexicans against the Chinese, and the celestials are flocking into the city for protection. It is reported that the Mexican rurales have arrested the criminals.

MID FLAMES AND DEBRIS

Buraia* Hotel Collupueu, Hnrlia* Firemen Into the Hutes. While Milwaukee firemen were swarming up the walls and over the roof of the burning Hotel Grace, toe structure suddenly collapsed and tsenty firemen were preciintated into the ruins. Of this number one is dead, eleven are ia hospitals and several are so badly injured there is little chance for torir recovery. About twenty other firemen narrowly escaped l»eing carried down, but saved themselves by jumping from the scrath wall to aa adjoining building.

HOSPITAL STORES FOUND.

Boxes Intended for Forte Kico Tern Up a* Manila. On Sept. 5 last the ladies of the Army and Nary League of Portsmouth. Ohio, sent to Company H of the Fourth Ohio, then in Porto Hico, two large boxes of hospital stores and other supplies la the boxes were also some private packages. The boxes never reached the Pectamouth company. A letter from the physician hi charge of the hospital ship Relief, now at Manila, says the boxes were found and all except the private packages wiM be used.

OUTLIVED THEM ALL.

MrtaMan Wto Have Parnate Awaybar- . te* Qnsna V£ctearin*a Bei*m . The foEowisg Bat nf men prerstonst to EngErii public life. whom Queen Victoria has euffived. is only another Mcstrataon of her abamaaal reign: AU saemhrrs of the privy council who wear alive In ISSa. AU the press who held thefr titles In IST except the Stat of Darnley. who was Mt, and Etai Nelson. who was 14 la that year. All the members who sat tn the House of CommsHT oa her accession to the throne except the Eari of Mexborougb amd Joha Temple Lender. Her Majesty has seea elerifla lord ehaaceltora, tea prime ministers, six speakers of the Home of Commons, at least three bfisheps of every see and Eve or six of maay sees, fire srehblsb•psof Ctartaatany. and sex archbishops of York and five commanders-in-chief. She has seen five dates of Norfolk ancceed each other as earl marshals, aad has mstßved every date and dneh«as and every ssarqpris and marchioness who boro that rank to 1837. She has ostfived every member of the Jockey Orb and every master of the brands that flowristed to 1837. She has seen seventeen presidents of the United Staten, ten viceroys of Canada, fifteen viceroys of India and France saxvessEveiy ruled by oAe king, one empnor and seven presidents of a repnblie.

Forgot Himself.

Absent-minded persons are not infrequently met among the medical slon. who of aB men should always have their wits about them. It is related that a wriLtehown doctor was once present to a pubtie place when an accadmi occuned. and seeing a wounded man. went about calling: **A darter? A doctor! Somebody go and fetch a dcctorr' A friend who was by his side ventared to inquire, “Well, what about jonrseSfY" •Oh, dear.*" answered the doctor, suddenly iwallling the fact that he belonged to the medical profession, “I didn't think of thatT

Beautiful Women

Stentid hare beauty and rigor of health. A strong stomach is the first essential to beauty. Nine-tenths at toe sickness cumes from weak dogestiicn. Thousands •f preple.ha're tried Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters and resumed their health. There is nothing Eke it. See that a private revenue sump eovess toe neck of the bottle.

To Toughen Them.

Monsieur Calino took his son to see the animals at toe Zoo. The young ■onaskedL “Is it true. pupa, that orangutans cannot endure our climate?” “They endure it perfectly, my son.” was toe reply, “but they hare to be stuffed firet.”

Ladies Can Wear Shoes

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