Jasper County Democrat, Volume 2, Number 12, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 1 July 1899 — A Case of See-Saw. [ARTICLE]

A Case of See-Saw.

Lady—Here I you promised to saw some wood If I gave you something to eat. Tramp (from Boston)—Your indiscriminate use of the English language Is positively painful, madam. I have fulfilled my obligation to the letter, inasmuch as I saw the woosl Immediately after finishing my dessert while gazing in the direction of the wood pile. Bonjour, madam.