Jasper County Democrat, Volume 2, Number 12, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 1 July 1899 — A CRACKER-JACK [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

A CRACKER-JACK

1. Jack Rabbit—Polly, want a cracker? Poll—Not on your life, Jacky. I’rs sworn off smoking. Jack—Then let’s have a Fourth of July race. I'm a regular crackerjack at sprinting.

2. Poll—l’ll go you. But won’t yoo hats a cracker, Jack? Do have on* om me.

8. Humph! This looks like one on me.

4. Tut! tut! What’a this? I smell powder.

5. Folly—How’a that for a cracker, Jack?

6. Zip! Kerzoom! End of the Tals. —San Francisco Examiner.