Jasper County Democrat, Volume 2, Number 5, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 13 May 1899 — “No, No," He Said. [ARTICLE]

“No, No," He Said.

The grand dame was visibly affected. “If I give you 5 cents will you get intoxicated with it?” she asked, feelingly. The unfortunate started as if stung. “No, no, no!” he protested wildly. “I’ll take it home to my wife and she will probably give a cotillon with it!” There were tears in his voice, and a man’s tears, you know, are impressive.—Detroit Journal.