Jasper County Democrat, Volume 2, Number 5, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 13 May 1899 — Page 7

CASTOR IA F«r Infant* and Children. Tte KM You Have Always Bought Signature •*

IK EXCELLENCE OF SYRUP OF FNS »due not only to the originality and simplicity of the combination, bnt also to the care and skill with which it is manufactured by scientific processes known to the California Fig Syrup Co. only, and we wish to impress upon all the importance of purchasing the true and original remedy. As the genuine Syrup of Figs is manufactured the California Fig Syrup Co. <mly, a knowledge of that fact will assist one in avoiding the worthless imitations manufactured by other parties. The high standing of the California Fig Syrup Co. with the medical profession, and the satisfaction which the genuine Syrup of Figs has given to millions of families, makes the name of the Company a guaranty of the excellence of its remedy. It is far in advance of all other laxatives, as it acts on the kidneys, liver and bowels without irritating or weakening them, and it does not gripe nor nauseate. In order to get its beneficial effects, please remember the name of the Company CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. ■AN FRANCISCO, C«L UCHTIUX Ky. • NEW TORR, N.Y.

The Pioneer Medicine is Ayers Sarsaparilla Before sarsaparillas were known, fifty years ago, it began its work. Since then you can count sarsadll ( f mM F pa rill a s I!|L z 9 by the llilwofeMa V thousands withevery var * at * on imitation of the 3!/ original, exL ce pt one. They have never been SB able to imitate the quality of Iff 5 ~ the pioneer. When you F scc Ayer's on T .s I a bottle of sarsas' parilla that is ' enough; you can have confidence at once. If you want an experiment, buy anybody’s Sarsaparilla; if you want a cure, you must buy Amrs [Tk Sarsaparilla which ma^c Sarsaparilla famous]

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Reception at Malaga.. An old friend of mine, just returned from a tour of Europe, attended a reception in Malaga, where he met many distinguished foreigners—civilians, soldiers and officers of foreign navies, some with their wives and He sat' at a table beside a lovely French creature, who, learning that he was an American, informed him that she expected to visit this country at an early day with her husband. Her husband sat on the other side of her—a coal black negro, with lips an Inch thick. When the American made this startling discovery he advised the woman In a whisper not to come to the United States. “It would be the disappointment of your life,” he said frankly. “You would not be received in polite society, while here you are as good as anybody.” She was much astonished, and a little offended.—New York Press. Shake Into Your Shoes Alien’s Foot-Ease, a powder for the feet. It cures painful, swollen, smarting, nervous feetand instantly takes thestingout of corns and bunions. It’s tiie greatest comfort discovery of the age. Allen’s Foot-Ease makes tigiit-fitting or new shoes feel easy. It is a certain cure for sweating, callous and hot. tired, aching feet Try it to-day. Sold by all druggists and shoe stores. By mail for 25c, in stamps. Trial package FREE. Address, Allen S. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y.

“No, No," He Said.

The grand dame was visibly affected. “If I give you 5 cents will you get intoxicated with it?” she asked, feelingly. The unfortunate started as if stung. “No, no, no!” he protested wildly. “I’ll take it home to my wife and she will probably give a cotillon with it!” There were tears in his voice, and a man’s tears, you know, are impressive.—Detroit Journal.

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Moves the bowels each day. In order to be healthy this is necessary. Acts gently on the liver and kidneys. Cures sick headache. Price 25 and 50c.

Sometimes.

Brown—When you get in late at night do you always 'tell your .-wife where you have spent the evening? Jones—Not always. Sometime* 1 don’t know.—Ohio State Journal.

Had Hlm. “No,” said her father, “you are not the man I want for a son-in-law. Why, I’ll bet you never earned a dollar in your life by your own efforts.” “Ah,” exclaimed the young man, brightening up, "there’s where you have underestimated me. She bet ma a dollar that I wouldn’t dare to come here and ask you for her, and, as you knqw, I have won out” Coanenew ▼*. Culture. “I see your finish,” said the large, red soubrette. “I wish I could say as much,” retorted the petite, blue soubrette, “but if you have ever attained any finish it hr qultg imperceptible.”—lndianapolis Journal. 1

KIDNEY DISEASE,

Caused by Internal Catarrh, Promptly Cured by Pe-ru-na. Hon. J. H. Caldwell, a prominent member of the Louisiana State Legislature, saya the following in regard to Pe-ru-na for catarrh:

HON. J. H. CALDWELL.

“I have used Pe-ru-na for a number of years with the very best results for catarrhal diseases. I shall never be without it. I never fail to recommend it when an opportunity presents itself.”—J. H. Caldwell, Robeline, La. Gilbert Hofer, Grays, Ky.,, says in a letter dated March 7, 1894: “1 have used four bottles of Pe-ru-na and I am well of my catarrh, and it cured my Bright’s disbase. I had been troubled for two years. I weigh twenty pounds more than 1 did before I was taken sick. I shall never be without Pe-ru-na." Send for free catarrh book. Address Dr. Hardpan, Columbus, Ohio.

A VICTORY OF PEACE.

Why the Colonel Was Deprived of His Military Title. It was two days after the final signing of the peace papers between the United States and Spain when the lady called on the editor. She was a pleas-ant-featured woman, but there was a line around the lower part of her face that looked as if it had never been put there to be crossed. She talked as if she might be a Western woman, and that she had not been deeply harrowed by the conventionalities of elaborate society was manifest. “Excuse me,” she said without much waste of time in preliminaries, “but is there peace now between the United States and Spain?” “There is, madam,” responded the editor. “It began on Tuesday, the 11th day of April, about 3:30 o’clock in the afternoon.” “And there isn’t any more war?” “Not any with Spain, madvm.” “Any with any other country?” she asked as if a new thought had come to her. “Well, we are having something of a small domestic difllculty, so to speak, with a few measly Malays Id the Philippines.” “Is it real war?” “It looks a good deal as it it were, madam.” “Um,” she said in a tone of disappointment, “that’s what my husband said. But I wasn’t quite sure. You see, my husband used to be in the militia and he insisted on my calling him colonel before folks, and I didn’t like It. At last I agreed to call him colonel as long as there was any war, but I told him I’d just be dratted If I would call him It when there was peace. I didn’t hear till to-day that there was plumb peace with Spain, and when he said there was war enough yet for me to keep on calling him colonel, I thought I'd just drop in and see you about it. Good morning,” and she marched through the open door and disappeared. —Washington Star.

Boudoir Chat.

Alice —I hear that Mr. Wickson Is calling on you. How do you manage to get rid of him when you become sleepy? I used to have a terrible time getting him started away.” Mabel—Oh, I manage to talk about things that interest him and thus keep him so thoroughly awake that he doesn’t have to be doused with cold water or anything of when it is time for him to go home.”

The Meanest Thing.

Mrs. Wedwife—You told me before we were married that I wouldn’t have to do any cooking. Mr. Wedwife—Well, you haven’t done jfny.—Philadelphia North American.

To Cure a Cold in One Day Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. AU druggists refund the money if it fails to cure. 26c. The genuine has L.B.Q. on each tablet. Aluminum Is found combined with 195 other minerals, and hence constitutes a large part of the crust of the earth. Piso’s Cure for Consumption has saved me large doctor bill*.—C. L. Baker, 4228 Regent Sq., Philadelphia, Pa., Dec. 8, *95. The entire collection of coins and medals in (he British museum consists of nearly 250,000 specimens.

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KINGDOM of BEGGARS.

Unique Mendicant Mon ircby Omrr Eetobliabed in France. In France a veritable beggar kingdom sprang into existence. It elective monarchy, and it* rogue of a king swelled his exchequer by levying taxes on his disreputable subjects. His able lieutenants, known as cagoax, collected revenues in distant parts of the domain, and enforced the penalties for non-payment of tribute, adding to these duties the task of instructing youthful mendicants on all tbe subtleties of their art. Directly beneath rhe cagoux ia rank was another class of officials, composed of decayed priests and students, whose smattering of learning save them some standing even among beggars. These were the archisuppots, tbe mendicants’ counselors-at-law, who taught recruits the beggar tongue. Argot. The rank and file of tbe beggars were divided into distinct classes, each following some particular form of mendicity. to which strict attention was demanded. One had to be a specialist, and stick to his own line of business; the general practitioner was accorded no recognition. The subjects of tbe King of Argot kept no chronicles; consequently our knowledge of the beggar dynasty is somewhat limited. Three kings, however, managed to make names for themselves in history—RagoL a Solon in rags, who founded the monarchy and drew up a system of laws for its government; Anacreon, who. wrapped In a mantle of a thousand pieces, collected alms while riding an ass through the streets of Paris, and a monarch who is known to us as the King of Tunis. The latter reigned for three years only, and was broken on the wheel at Bordeaux because his ideas of personal liberty differed from those of the French Government, whose millions happened to be stronger than his own. At stated periods the French beggars held a general parliament at Sainte Anne d'Auray, in Brittany, where means were discussed for the advancement of mendicity in all its branches. What a gathering it must have been! What a fantastic, nightmare-like assemblage of rags and tatters!—Lippincott’s.

Tom Reed's Double.

Tom Reed has a double. The General and I were riding from New York to Boston in the smoking compartment of the Bay State Limited. Enter the double. He sat opposite, smoked a good cigar, and when we ordered refreshment followed suit. At New Haven he inquired, “What place is this, sir?” I told him, and the conversation was started—as usual under such circurastances. When we had gotten warmed together I said that he reminded me of an old friend. He laughed. “You mean Speaker Reed?” he said. **l have never met him. The other day I visited Washington and was arrested in Pennsylvania avenue by a man wh<. took me by the hand and exclaimed: 'Why. how are you, Mr. Speaker? When did you get backT 1 informed him that he had made a mistake; that I was not tbe Speaker. ‘Oh. you can't fool me, Tom,' he continued. ‘What's the matter? Up to some quiet game?’ I had the hardest kind of work convincing him I was not Mr. Reed. Since coming East I have had scores of people to point me out as the big man from Mttine.”

The White Man’s Burden

la paying rent for a poor farm. Now is the time to secure a good farm on the line of the Chicago. Milwaukee and St. Paul Railway in Marinette County, Wisconsin, where the crops are of the best, work plenty, fine markets, excellent climate, pure soft water, land sold cheap and «u long time Why rent a farm when yon can buy one for less than you pay for rent? Address C. E. Rollins, Land Agent 161 LaSalle street. Chicago. 11l

Take It Out in Wanting.

“No, Herbert, I am sorry, but I am sure we could not be happy together. You know I always want my own way in everything.” “But, my dear girl, you could go «■ wanting <t after we were married." — Tit-Bits.

Catalogues by Carieads.

A statistical genius has figured that the various manufacturers of harvesting machinery have printed and distributed enough “advertising matter” during the last decade to fill 2,000 freight cars. The greater portion of this literature has been expended on the farmers of this country in an effort to mabr them believe that almost any kind of a machine is "as good as the Deering.” In the meantime the Deering Harvester Company of Chicago has prospered until at the present time its works employ more hands than any single manufacturing plant of any kind in America.

A Rising Musician.

“Doesn't MJss De Bang get up from the piano gracefully?” ? “Ob, yes; I am always so pleased to see her do It” —Philadelphia BuUetia.

Coughing Leads to Consumption.

Kemp's Balsam will stop the cough at once. Go to yonr druggist to-day and get a sample bottle free. Sold ia 25 and sft cent bottles. Go at once; delays are daagerous. If a man is lucky be never speaks of the proverbial luck of fools.

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SALESWOMEN understand what torture fa. Constantly anthesr feet whether well or QI. Compelled tostotitand be agreeable to customers while dragged <owa with aoeae feminine, weakness. Backaches and head* Rrlrarnnat far little. They must •ffeXd. A Setter to her at Lyun. Mana., will bring her advice free WHOEMJUV Mm Sawcye Show. Florence. THEM UM INO CoL. writes a letter to Mis. Pinkham from which we quote: —I had been in poor health for some time, my troubles having been brought <m by standing, so my physician said, causfag serious womb trouble. I had to give up my work. I was just a bundle of nerves and would have fainting spells at s Monthly pends. I doctored and took various medicines, but Arom*“°reiieL “d when I wrote to you -r’ I coaid not walk more than four blocks at a time. I followed your advice, taking Lydia E. Pinkham’s Blood Purifier ™ connection with the Vegetable ComoKSffW pound and began to gain in strength s WS stranger to pain and I owe it all to your medicine. There t: none equal to it, rwWI!TG-l|—l bave tried many others before/using yours. Words cannot '' said too strong in praise of it." Miss Folly F r ame, Meade, A^^KtTjKan.. writes: “I' EAR Mrs. Pinkham —l feel it m nt y 13 wr ite you in regard to jw . your medicine has done for bl\\ me - I cannot praise it Kvk l -\ enough. Since my girlhood l been troubled with irregular and painful periods and for nearly years had suffered falling of the womb, and whites. Also ■*" J* l-11 * z * *f*• •i » had ovarian trouble, tho ovary Wwwg so swollen and sore that I could not move [wriiw Now. thanks to your wonderful medicine, that tired feeLng is all gone, and I am healthy and strong." O fa OH Prmrfc That- . « tot jtot » foreefal today as one hundred years ago. B/Zj as««i vwiwmwre sense advice fn almost every transaction, bnt for ISjS [Ato -i jnw»HW fn®9«»ses Ben us suppose you are going to buy a binder, a mower f JNfHI MMj luracamii Itoarwatry. luhl ywra Saw inadie up yoar mind to pet something cheaper than SMTVa tbe Bi i rm MWL WK? Fectanp* at simtprtten. Tate to “go back.” And it certainly is “better NftlH |[W| < to«®badtnitoa.toau>wro<ig.” [ JW B That wredl “ciiesb^rr’’Es a® eM fraud. Do not be deceived by it. IHHs IbwrimM-ixra-—OErawbwvertere are “ideal” because they embody l-l p H j| 1 nitobest BiboutctUL* ami suggestions of the farmer and the mechanic. p:i| Jfl ini Th ' 3 Ii vliUi en* eafrrt—tial LdpS to bay because they are the best to own. N| J BEEBM IaiIESTEI M., - Chicago. “The More You Say the Less People Remember.” One Word With You, SAPOLIO

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