Jasper County Democrat, Volume 2, Number 2, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 22 April 1899 — How He Gets His Homey Back. [ARTICLE]

How He Gets His Homey Back.

Wyseman—l make It a rule never to ask a gentleman to return money be has borrowed of me. Pratt—Then how do you manage to get it? Wyseman—Oh, after I wait a reasonable time, if he fails to pay up, I conclude that be is not a gentleman, and then I ask him.—London Tit-Bits.