Jasper County Democrat, Volume 2, Number 1, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 15 April 1899 — What Was Lacking. [ARTICLE]

What Was Lacking.

Pete—l heah yo’s bin admitted to full communion wif de Fust Baptist Chu’ch? Abe (sadly)—Well, no; not exac’ly—dey won’t let me take up de collection yit.—Puck.