Jasper County Democrat, Volume 1, Number 50, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 25 March 1899 — No Halfway Invalid. [ARTICLE]

No Halfway Invalid.

“My friend,’’ said the nervous man, “don't you think you ought to take ' something for that cold? You know what a great deal of trouble may arise from a slight cough.” “That’s all right,” answered Derringer Dan. “I never had a slight cough in my life. When I cough I cough like blazes.’’—Washington Post.