Jasper County Democrat, Volume 1, Number 50, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 25 March 1899 — Page 3

I /All 'EH? w w ■k And is it not due to acrro** exhaustion? Things always d& look so much brighter when we | are in good health. Hoar can Iron have coinage when suffer* K ing with headache, pert was I prostration and great physical ■■ weakness? Would you not Eke to be rid a*- of this der*rs<iow of spirits? T How? By removing the A cause. By taking ljg£ It gives activity to aO pans that carry away useless and T poisonous materials from year A body. It removes the cause of your suffering, because it re- ggil moves ail impurities from your blood. Send for our book os M Kereborwew. To keep in good heahh you |W must have perfect action of the E£| bowels. Ayer's Pills cure con- |||| WMtetararOacfura. I ycM wwritl t* CBNft ■piW’' condition. n» freely w/ttj |J& aarticeUr* in year «« Y«a wIU f. saha a pt—ut reply. wta—» cast. Altana, B*. A C. AYER. t town*. Warn. ■ 1 Badly Sprained Ann. Hroarcry. Tta*. Fta XL 88. D* RapwbV SOb.—O*r Sta An*«« XMjltaJl ■ i,mu ■'■ RRR a Ct— for aS CaM* Chaska. Saaa IS—l ßtetotaJata, Ltaac*. iatatata RHEUMATISM, NEURALCM, Aatkaaa. nUßadn BtaaaMra ■ayeaa SUFFER WITH PADu SeM«*D—m BAOWAV'A CO- *» EhaOt—S. « Y—*. ein jags WIW StafrCtainCSfi IrUb—aluOwSiL

THE BEST<)PRING TONIG. As Winter passes away it leaves many people feeling weak, depressed and easily tired. This means that the blood needs attention and sensible people always take a tonic at this time of year. Purgatives art. not the right medicine they weaken instead of strengthening. Dr. wiMiam» ? Pink Pills for Pale People are the best tonic medicine in the world and do not act on the bowei-. They stimulate the appetite, enrich the blood, strengthen the • nerves and make people feel bright > active and strong. /Nobae is better able to speak of this tort ttea Miss Haael Snider. <a charming young woman of Aritagum, !■*. Torisy she has rosy cheeks, spariatog eyes and * Bisun* fcra, »Mrt prove that she is in good health. A year ago llfea Solder was very thin, her ebeeka pate, eyes snnkea and doiL she was traridad with Btrrnioaras and general debility. She ways: "Alterseveral months' traatmew* from the tonallyahyrirtan wo saw ho mold da no good. 1 was vttscoungtd and did not know what to da. One day I read an »e-uta a paper of thewondertbl curst! w<3 oallUesof l»r. Wilitoc-.-s* tar Fate Pvoptv. 1 tried the medicina, and when neariy through with the areond box notired achange tor the hotter. Alter I had taken right boxes I was ewieto and bare had no nnrwdne to takeany ktadof needktneatnco. I pwemwchtoDr. WUHainrPtak Pitta terrain Fangio, wobahly nay life, and 1 advtoe any one aoflbringwtlh trototes siaaUkr to mtoK to taka these pUls. w Mtal ~*im fiMIB— Sold by oil dng gists or sent post 1 paid by the Dr. wiiiioms'Medicine MB | Co, Schenectady, WH | N.Y., on receipt of wMBlm price,so*per bor, six boxes,s

ZSEEDgV ■“«?» tMfitn ww notomert. brar» will wad <■» m •’“’ ■ ■to DOLLARS WORTH FOR lOcfi r / '< -J> Y i < *****

One Valuable Dream.

Sometimes dreams are of value. Before owe Watts, a ptanber of Bristol, England. dreamed Ms dream shot was Toade bp pouring melted lead through caianAm vessels pierced with small tatea. through which the lead dropped in small pellets directly into water. The stat flattened oa one side, how ever, and manufacturers thought the dMfculty was insurmountable. But Watts dreamed that if the lead was dropped from a considerable height it would have saMtienUy cooled before striking the water to prevent its fliit•rning. He tried dropping ft from a rhurrh tower, found he had made a rareess, patented the idea and sold it for a round sum.

$3,000 for a New Corn.

That's what this new torn cost. Yields Xl3 touheli per acre. Big Foor Oats 250 bushels—Solaris Rape to pasture sheep and cattie at 25e. per acre yields 50 tons; potatoes EL2D per bbl. Bromns Inennis, the greatest grass on earth; Beardless Barley M bwtheh per acre; 10 kinds grasses and Hovers, etc. Send th» notice to JOHN A. SALZER BEED CO, LA CROSSE, BIS.. with luc. stamps and receive free great Catalogue; <3,000 Cera and 10 Farm Seed SarejAf*. (c. nJ

Pucker Picking in London.

FUcket packing is an occupation that admits of a vast display of ingenuity. While disclaiming any particular merit for that country, says a London paper, it is an indisputable fact that again England is in the van of all nations in that her pickpockets hold their own against all foreign competition. In London alone over 100.000 men, women and children gain their daily bread entirely by this unscrupulous mode of ■ring.

Try Grain-O! Try Grain-O!

Ask your Grocer today to show you a pnckageof GKAIN-O, the new food drink that takes the place of coffee. The children may drink it without injury as well ns the adult- AD who try it. like it GRAIN-O has that rich seal brown of Mocha or Java, bnt it % made from pure grains, and the most delicate stomach receives it without distress. 14 the price of coffee. 15c- and 25 eta per poeka-e. Sold hy all grocer*.

Planning for a Good Time.

Mr. Bigguns^-So yon want $lO with whidi to go shopping? What do you intend to bay? Mrs. Bigguns -1 don't know. dear. If I did there would be no use of my going shopping. I could have you stop in somewhere and get IL

Shake Into Your Shoes.

Allen's Feet-Ease, a powder for the feet. Il cures punfnl. swoJea, smarting feet an t rnstaatiy takes t .e sting out of eorns and bunions. It's the ereatest comfort discovery of the are. ABens Foot-Ease makes liehtAtting or new shoes te.d easy. It is a certain cure far sweating, tallous and hot, tired, aehmr feet. Tty it todaa. So d by a l draggnts and shoe stores. Br mail for 25c, dnstamps. Trial package FREE. Address, Atea&Otomfed. Letagr.N. Y.

A Bad Opinion of It.

Mr. Wilberforce- Wtat do you think of the third party. Miss IMmling? MBs Binding -Oh. I always detested a, chaperon.- Louisville t.'onrier Journal.

Stands By in Need.

Every Bring thing has pains and actas sometimes, and the aches and pains of humankind have a friend in St. Jacobs oa. which stands by in need io cure and restore. A cheerful face is nearly as good for an invalid as healthy weather.—Franklin.

Ow *to Cterkg*. >®odrt dud St. Paul Ry. ■ will seßrorauFtrip excwase* tickets (good 21 days! frees t'hicapo. Milwaukee and ether points «sn its line, to a great many points in South and North Dakota. Min ucMta. lowa. Wisconsin and other West etn and Southwestern States, at greatly reduced rate*. Take a trip West and aw the wonderful crop results of last year and what an amount of Road land qtn be purchased for a little anooey. Furtbet intonaatM* as to rate* routes, prices of sane land* etc., assy be obtained an application to any coupon ticket agent, or by is rkian|a ~ j-uj -' ' -Wt

A BRAVE COLONEL

Recommends Pe-m-na as a Family Medinine. A Scientific Spring Medicine. Colonel Arthur L. Hamilton, of the Seventh Ohio Volunteers, 259 Goodale street, Columbus, Ohio, writes: “Betides having the merits of Pe-ru na so

COLONEL HAMILTON, OF COLUMBUS, O.

fully demonstrated in my family, I have a number of friends who have taken it for catarrh and stomach trouble, and all unite in praising it. As a remedy for catarrh I can fully recommend it.” Mrs. Hamilton, wife of the gallant Colonel, is an ardent friend of Pe-ru-na also. In a letter on the subject, she writes: “I have been taking Pe-ru-na for some time, and I am enjoying better health now than I have for years. I attribute the change in my health to Pe-ru-na, and recommend this excellent catarrh remedy to every woman, believing it to be especially beneficial to them.” The spring-time is the most favorable time of the year to treat catarrh. There is so much less liability to take fresh

cold that the treatment is unimpeded. All old cases- of chronic catarrh should begin immediately a course of Pe-ru-na as directed in Dr. Hartman's books on this disease. There are so many different phases and stages of catarrh that one hardly knows when he has it. A great

many people think they are suffering from something else and have tried many medicines in vain, when if they could realize that It is catarrh and take Pe-ru-na for it they would improve promptly and soon recover entirely. There are no substitutes. Let no one persuade you there are other catarrh remedies just as good. “Winter Catarrh” is a book written by Dr. Hartman, Columbus, Ohio. Sent free to any address.

An Eye to Busfiness.

A slight mishap to an elderly lady, who for some reason had visited an unattractive quarter of Chicago, gave two young men an opportunity to be helpful. The Record tells how each acted out his nature. The opposite pavement was wet, and when the woman reached it she hesitated, made a false step, and fell. A young man was at her side in an instant, and bent over her as she lay unconscious. The crowd gathered quickly, but when he shouted "Stand back!" it realized his earnestness and obeyed. He carried her into a neighboring drug store and called for water. "Quick!” he said. The clerk stood behind the counter excitedly twirling his fingers. “Bring me water!” the young man demanded again. The clerk gasped, “Vat you vant, soda vater?”

Nothing Else.

“I see that they have put a sounding board at the back of the minister’s pulpit,” said Baron; “what do you suppose that’s for?” Egbert replied: “Why, it’s to throw out the sound.” “Gracious,” said Baron, “if you throw out the sound there wouldn't be anything left to the sermon.”—Boston Traveler.

What Do the Children Drink?

Don’t give them tea or coffee. Have you tried the new food drink called GILAIN-O? It ia delicious and nourishing. and takes the place of coffee. The more Grain-O you give the children the more health you distribute through their systems. Grain-O is made of pure grains, and when properly prepared tastes like the choice grades of coffee, but costa about %as much. All grocers sell it. 15c. and 25c.

Devoid of Sensation.

“Is that new English novel interestteg F’ “No, there Isn’t a single consumptive person in the book.”—Chicago Record.

Coughing Leads to Consumption.

Kemp's Balsam will stop the cough at once. Go to your druggist to-day and get a sample bottle free. Sold in 25 and 50 dent bottle* Go at once; delays are dangerous. .. ... Facts are God's- argument* We should be careful never ’to* misunderstand or pervert them.—Tryon Edwards.

ALABASTINE

Alabastlne, the only durable wall coating. takes the place of scaling kaisoiuines, wall paper and paint tor walls. It van be need oa plaster, brick, wood or canvas. * e,».

MRS. COL. HAMILTON.

A CONVIVIAL ARTIST.

Famous Portrait Painter Who Did Not Follow Hie Uncle’s Teachings. John Wesley Jarvis, an Englishman by birth and an American by adoption, was for many years the best portrait painter in the city of New York, where be died In 1840. “I was the best painter,” he used to say, humorously, “because others were worse than bad—so bad was the best” When Jarvis’ father emigrated to the United fitateqhe left the son in charge of his uncle, the celebrated founder of Methodism, with whom he remained until he was five years old, when he was sent to Philadelphia where his father resided. The uncle was pious and methodical, but so slightly was the nephew impressed by his teaching and example that his after life was as unmarked by piety as it was dotted all over with disorder, shiftlessness and irregularity. While Jarvis was painting the portrait of Bishop Benjamin Moore of New York, the subject of religion became the topic of conversation at one of the sittings. Jarvis had modeled in clay a head of Thomas Paine, with whom he was intimate and in the same house with whom he lived. Doubtless these facts prompted the bishop to ask Jarvis several searching questions as to his personal faith and practice. The painter, who was a wit and quick with a retort, seemed intent at that moment on catching some feature of the prelate's face-. Waving his hand, he said:

“Turn your face more that way. and shut your mouth!” The artist had wandered far away from the religion of his distinguished uncle. John Wesley was noted as a man of method and order. What.the nephew was, In the day of his success, may be seen from the description of his painting room, given by William Dunlap in his “History of the Arts of Design.” “Easels, palettes, some fresh set and others with dry paint on them, brushes dean and otherwise, pictures finished or half-finished or just begun, a table in the eentet'-bf the room with glasses, bottles, decanters, empty or half filled, chalk and scraps of paper, with or without sketches, and in the midst a lady's hat find shawl. Once I found there bls wife with her infant and a cradle and all the etceteras of the nursery.” The artist, being fond of notoriety, dressed when be walked out In a long coat trimmed with furs, and was accompanied by two large dogs, one of which carried the market basket. The painter's humor, his convivial habits, his story telling and his talents as an artist made him a favored guest, and the bouses of social magnates were open to him. “But the fiddle is hung behind the street door when the player is with his family,” says an old saw. The merry, story telling ®rtist made his home a house of mourning. His convivial indulgence turned him into a paralytic, and be who once .kept the table to a roar gave sluggish utterance to unjointed words. “Alas, poor Yorick!”

Doctor Hu.

It is not so very long since it was a disputed point whether women should be admitted to medical lectures and should become doctors, and now even China has its woman doctor, the first who has practiced in the Flowery Land. Hu King Eng is a great success. For seven years she studied in the United States, where she took her degree of M. D., and then went to China to take charge of the Siang-Hu hospital at Foochow. Her labors are appreciated by men as well as women. Christian Work tells a story of a coolie who -wheeled his blind old mother a thousand miles in a barrow that she might have the benefit of the attention of the lady doctor. A double operation for cataract -was the result, and to-day the old woman can see as well as ever. Dr. Hu King Eng is the daughter of a mandarin of great wealth and power. He was converted to Christianity late in life, and his daughter is also of the Christian faith. Dr. Hu King Eng is to be a delegate to the Women’s Congress to be held In London next year.

Mutual Suffering.

“There was a poor tramp here this afternoon,” said the young wife. “The poor man was worrying over the next meal, he told me.” “I wonder,” said the husband, “if worrying over the next meal is any more torture than worrying over the last one?”—lndianapolis Journal.

There Is No Telling.

Be sure not to let rheumatism stay In the svstem longer than you can get a bottle of St. Jacobs Oil to cure it. There is no telling what part it may strike or how much misery it may give.

Extinct.

The Rhymester—Poets, sir, nre born— The Editor—Not in the last fifty years.—Boston Traveler.

To Cure a Cold In One Day

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All drugcists refund the money if it fails tocure. 25c. The genuine has L. B. Q. on each tablet. There is a divinity that shapes our ends, rough-hew them as. we will.— Shakspeare. , Mrs. Winslow’s Boottnas uVsur for Children teething: soitena ths arnms. rsauceslnflammation. *U*j» psiu curee wlndooUo. n cents a bottle. WANTED-Case ot bad hsslth that R-IP-AN-8 will not bj-uenc. Send 5 cents to Rlpana Chemical Ota, New York, for lOsampteeand l.(H) testimonials.

Alabastlne can be used over paint or paper; paint or paper can be used over Alabastlne. Buy only in five pound package* properly labeled; take no Mbstitute.

Tender Flesh.

The more tender the flesh, the blacker the braise. The sooner you use St. Jacobs OH, the quicker will be the cure of any braise, and any bruise will disappear promptly under the treatment of the great remedy.

In the Vernecular.

“Papa, what made you come to the door last night and cry ’Break away, there?’ It made Mr. Peters feel real hurt” “Well, you tell Peters that if he comes to my house to practice strangle

JWfegetabteßrcparationforAs--slmilating thefood and Regulating the Stomachs and-Bcwels of PromoteslHgestion.Cheerfulness and Rest. Contains neither Opium .Morphine nor Mineral. Not Narcotic. atUta/ ] AMdhJUb- I J A perfect Remedy for Constipation, Sour Stomach.Diarrhoea, Worms .Convulsions .Feverishness and Loss of Sleep. Esc Simile Signature of NEW YORK. EXACT COPT OF WRAPPER.

“The Best Is Aye the Cheapest." Avoid Imitations of and Substitutes for SAPOLIO

r DO YOU 1 |COUGHI Kemp’s | I balsam!

It Cures Colds. Coughs. Sore Throat. Croup, I»fluenza.WhoopingCough.BronchitisandAsthiM. A certain cure for Consumption in first stages, and a sure relief in advanced stages. Use at once. Yc<i will see the excellent effect after taking the first dose. Sold Dy dealers everywhere. Large bottles 26 cents and 50 cents. W IK ftsil POMMEL The Best I Saddle Coat. OLuI k. I\. E I Keeps both rider and saddle perftSJjg' fectly dry In the hardest storms. wBW 3to« Substitutes will Jisappoirt. Ask for . 1807 P' sh Brand Pommel Slicker—takji it is entirely new. If not for sale In tofif By your town, write for catalogue to H® 1 9Ri A. J. TOWER. Boston. Mass. i»i SL Send yous address on'a postal and I * we will send you our 158 page illus-« J trated catalogue free. J WINCHESTER REPEATIRB ARMS CO., • IM Wiackester Ave., nWKATn.CffinrJ

Every church end schoolhouse should be coated only with AJabwtine. Hundreds of tons used yearly for thia work. Genu Ine Alabastlne does not rob and scale off.

holds he must expect to hear tta Bro guage of the wrestling ring.**—Onaland Plain Dealer.

Lane's Family Medicine

Moves the bowels each day. la aria* to be healthy this la necessary. Acta gently on the fiver and kidney*. Carol sick headache. Price 23 and 50e. Only two animals are known as egglayers. They are found in Australia. The first is the ornithorhynchua, or duck-billed platypus; the latter to tta echidna, or porcupine and ant-eater.

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