Jasper County Democrat, Volume 1, Number 37, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 24 December 1898 — Where She Came In. [ARTICLE]

Where She Came In.

Cora—Pauline is smarter than you, my dear. She can acompany the newtenor on the piano. Perdita—Yes, but I can accompany him on my bicycle.—Pick-Me-Up.

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