Jasper County Democrat, Volume 1, Number 36, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 17 December 1898 — Why He Wasn’t There. [ARTICLE]

Why He Wasn’t There.

The Rev. Dr. Fourthly—Mr. Wrappemeup, I didn’t see you at church yesterday morning. Grocer—No, doctor. So many of your congregation came to get supplies for their Sunday dinner that I couldn't get away In time.