Jasper County Democrat, Volume 1, Number 32, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 19 November 1898 — Why She Sought the Office. [ARTICLE]

Why She Sought the Office.

“So you are a candidate for Mayor, are you?” Inquired a friend of a Western village maid, whose years were rather more certain than otherwise. “What salary does the office pay?” “Oh,” replied the female standardbearer, “there Is no salary at all; but you see the Mayor has authority to advertise for proposals, and ” “Yes, I think I see,” Interrupted the other. There Is one thing that does not mind the weather, and that Is rheumatism; and one thing that does not mind rheumatism is St. Jacobs Oil, as It goes to work upon It and cures right off. In Japan a man can live like a gentleman on S3OO a year. This sum will pay the rent of a house, the wages of two servants, and supply plenty of food. It to not enough to have great qualities, we must also have the management of them.—Rochefoucauld. Mrs. Wlnalow*a Bootbimo Btbct for Children teething: aoitens the jrnnn. reauoea inflammation, allays pain, curea wind colic. > cents a bottle. WANTED.—Caaeof bad health that RT FA NSwin not benefit. Send 5 cents to Rlpane Chemical OoNew York, for 10 samples and 1.000 testimonial* If a girl’s father objects to a young man’s suit, he should change tailors.