Jasper County Democrat, Volume 1, Number 29, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 29 October 1898 — Making Something Out of It. [ARTICLE]

Making Something Out of It.

“Hello, there,” said the banker, as he entered his office and fonnd a burglar resting in his easy chair. “What do you want?” “The name of the maker of your safe,” replied the crook. “I’ve tried all night to break It, but It beats me. I thought I might be able to sell a recommendation to the makers and realize something on my seven hours’ work.”—Philadelphia North American.