Jasper County Democrat, Volume 1, Number 22, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 10 September 1898 — Couldn’t Think of It. [ARTICLE]

Couldn’t Think of It.

“Hands up!” yelled the train robber as he entered the car. “Pardon me,” coldly returned the young woman from Boston, who occupied the first seat, “but I do not recall that I have had the pleasure of an Introduction. Then she raised her lorgnette to her eyes and gave him a haughty high-bred stare that made him retire in confusion.—Chicago Post.