Indiana State Sentinel, Volume 31, Number 43, Indianapolis, Marion County, 25 November 1885 — Page 7

THE INDIANA STATE SENTINEL, WEDNESDAY. NOVEMBER 25 18885.

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' Vita every dbease imaginable fer tke Ust taree JCr. Our Druzi-i. T. J. Anderson, rtcsmmenillug "H"4- Bitters" to mc, 1 used two bottles! Ain entirely cured, nod heartily recommend flop Bitter to every one. J. D. Walker, Buckaer, Mo.

I rite thl ti Token oi the great appreciation I have o( your Ho; Bitter. I was afflicted Vi:?i i.i la minatory rheumatism I ! ! 1 or nearly l-evea year-, aud no medicine seemed to do me iviy e.ood' : : l'ntil I tried two bottles of your Hoj Bitters. ad t :ny surprise I am as well u-day as ever I Vi- I hoi? You may hare abundant tue!" "Ju th1 srcut a ad" Ya'.i.aVe medicine: Anyone" wishing to know more about tnyiure'-' a i tear'i by eddrcdng me, E. V. Williams. 1.10U lüth street, Washington. D. C. I consider yonr P-nMlv the best remedy in eslsteuce iir ladigestiou, kidney 'omplalat And nenous debility. I have just" Ketnr-ied From tbe South in a fruitless search lor iiea'.tli. aud Sud that your Bitters aredolugme more Good! Ihaa a'l.vt'iliwj ele; A luojt'i a' I was extremely 'Eiia -iatjtt: ! !" And m ...-cc'.r ble to walk. Now I am Gaining strength! and Fre-Ur Aud ha. I'.v a day passes but what I am Complimented on my Improved atjK;ara:ice, and it i all l: e to Hop Bitter-: J. WickliOc Jackson. WiiuiiuKton, Dei. Brwi canine wlthont a bnnch ofrreen Hops on t'.te waite label, fchun all the vile, poisonous etud wita "Hop" or "Hops" In their name V a-, i . V or Old liutrln;? impaired tiielr Pr::reatiYG Powers BrtS.- t.i l' - r'-in rf Youth or Fxcra.- of Mature! Vr tr hi j jf ..UH-kly restored to l'r.Itr KC f MANMOOB and Sexual Power ner'vita t T"i u i li ? rises of TvtM IteblMfy.tornrsl und pMa: t v !, ni in.'iood, pirvotia nroatrsti''n. f ." '. n.llscrrtioii, excesses oranjr rsuae -n-U lv I! jrvita. No p-ui'-rlv ever ofTcred to the ffl f'tj In- n wttl Tirti ui.pr.'.rtlftitPd surreas. Jt liaa i-r:ai f..r curing ail forma of N savor "Waait. r II4I SilON. Ilfcllll.ITT oa lCAT. It tn1;- il .'! ra are liiuroiliatriy perceptible: la a few '- ait T rumi.i"nc!m Ii a in-- fWl'oic of nnf f I'vj ir snl ai.-tii.f!l la apparrnt. ttrla.laa prompt a ni rai.i.il cure, ami ta the only safe and lee" lh: r-'ii- l known for cur'nit all fortna of Stators lt i. im .- iroui at-y -tu. lia rn.-rta ere fcji"ii . i -iti.-r ho sr-rravaieri your ca. how til any rn- I Ton tia e tru-il, or how many dot-tort ip fa' f I. W'hrn tbe (Ifj-viisa l)8 lmrtlra the Kill of (lie aj:-r .iliyaiclana. when melancholy and drapalr liar? tswiih l:irenf hop, and the world loukt ti.ank i I 't-'artr. Nrvif a '! Infpir tirw life and rerwiT'-. r-ire Immjv aii.l nilnd. 1 1.'!' raara cnrl t tta i.w i.i is;. Mr..tii f ll'h tiat It will cure iiiit 11-MT.p' ii o aBu :i 'rial p;ra'- on rcrrtpt of Vi Ca:i !','?. Frccm ollic". Nametbijpapcra DR. A. G. OLIN CO., 160 E. Washington St. r.O.Bjt .u CillCACU. ILL. nc ;-- Pjc-tae, $1.00. Six for $5.00. A Cure at Last. The evidence Is overwllmlnjr that Email's Halm or root ointment ro c more directly than :iy other to the teat of the dixcHM. and N curing Snore bad ah-s tlian all other medicines and the 3 ue d'M !r comliined. A. Mct.ibbona. ri.. l'i 'oi'lur Mrect. AlWtchenr. I'a.. writex: "I had 3trti;-i? aud lilecdiiiK piles so bad I could not nit, Hand nr a alk w ithout intcue Mitl'crinu'. i lx'lured vt i t !i many ihician. and fried all the sorailed i-nre- tliat I ever heard f. in vain u-ayinir out li ; : Iri-il- oi (loKar-i, until 1 used hmail a Jla,'ic iUiiii. After the liM application I enjoyed the ln-ft ii!'4lit' aleep I btd lor ten yi'ara. and it Jiaa cure I tt- completely." .-old by ail IruifNti a very h !i.-te. or m-ui by mail for ."u cents iu M-t-ni kt.i ii',.-. Ilowycr Mc.üchI (o.. proprietors, Miarp-'. it Pa. St.hl by Browning V Moan, driitfpitv I ii 1 .. )t;ii-, Ind. Humphreys HOMEOPATHIC Vefsrmary Specifics Curt Dweuri b( Horses, Cattle, Sheep In. n-e fr over 20 yeani ly Farmers, Stockbreeders, Horse 11. IX., Ac. Used by U. S. Covernment T STABLE CHARTMsunted on Rollers A Book Mailed Tn tlaaaabreya'31 ed. Co.. J09 Fultoai fU. X. T.' HOMZOFATHIC ft f SPECIFIC No. 60 ia ui jt enra. Tha oulr anccif'il remedy for Nenrsus Debility, vital Weakness, a! Hnwc on, from ir-work or otlirr eaaa. f) Mr ai or vialn ana larira aial powder, for U. StL: V i')K'''iliilii. rnt poolpaid o.i receipt of Vru.ii.- ttnm jkrn' I"ImI., loa Wlua t.. k. V. na uinrKjia' guide u taaaed Sept. sad March, each year. 4 236 pages, X';xll't tncha,wlthorer 3.SOO Ulaiatratloaia - a sshale Picture OaUerj. GIVES Wholraala Price 4lrrt It ronntmtrri oa all cooais for peraoctal or family ate. Telia bote ta rdn, a nil glvea exact cost of everyHlmaj yon aar, emt, drink, wear. ar Itaea fnn seltli. Thea IXVALl'ABLK KOOIO contain Information gleaned from the anarkrts of the world. XV vtU aaall copy KHKK (a at ay- m- f dree poni receljit of 10 cts. to defray 1 rtpenae of mailing. Let us hear from yo. Iteapectfnlly, MONTGOMERY VARD & CO. ' 221 A. C") Waboah Avenue, 1 alcaco,llW Cure Guaranteed Te V. I ret r f I a I an Ir I oopeiMory Ilel 1 1 a Po. Mrelor Nrrvouia l-hilily,lwf Vlaor, eaknraa. Pcrma t re Old Ace, A r.oVc. inward jr. J if every l-lt we seu do na irenarste a Sr-Tvii 3 K:-tric current, Price rdnd toM.V. Wltd r. ü iM.t w-ti.1 a written snaraDtaeto return tha T'iU tuw'iit l if u doe not make a rnniplete curs B-.. '-artirnlara aen fre. KLRCrSIO BKLT AUA.NCl'or.t utU'aü At. k State bt limokiyii.y TAPE WORM IrFAI.LTKLV CURED with 2 swoons of medicine . l-i ' hours. 'or jiartlftildr and referencea an-e-v viiii-.aaip, u. iCKUüß-N, 6 St Mark i'iace N. . eorjsur.iPTiorj. I aa. p-M'.-.tra lamady for tha aber dlaoaaa; ty its aaa onaa ta t r-j V tna worat kln4 and of Ion j t'and'.af .a'a-1 T4mm4. anatrnnila nrfatth to ltaaiBrSft

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THE ELF-CHILD.

BY JAMES WHITCOMB RILEY Little Orphan Annie's come to our house to stay. An' wash the cups an' saucers up, an' brush the crumbs away. An' t-hoo the chicken" otf the jKrch. an" dtit the hearth, an' sweep An' make the tire, an" bake the bread, au' earn her board-aakeep; An all n other children, w hen the tapper things is done. We set around the kitchen fire aa' na the mxtett fun , AdM'nin to the witch tale 'at Aa-ue te.N about. An' the gobble-uns 'at gits you Ef you Don't Watch Out! Out't they was a little boy wild a"; rar hiprav'rs An' vhen he went to bed at nlztat.away tiptair-. Iiis manimv hierd him holier, aa his da l ly hecrd him bawl. An' when they tura't the kivver tliwa he wiat there at all ! An' they iceked him in the rafter-room an' t ub-bv-hole an' press. An' seeked him up the chimbly-tlue. aa" ecrywherea. 1 sruess. Itut all they ever found was tai.--t hi pan: an roundabout! An' the gobble-uns 'll git you Ef you Don't Watch Out! An one time a little girl 'ud al'.n- IhiikIi a-i' erin. Aa' make fun of ever" one aa' all her blood-u'-kin- .. . , An onc't. when they was 'company, aa o.e folks was there. Hie mocked em an' shocked 'em. an' Midae didu'tenre: An' thitd a she kicked her heela.au' tura l to rua an' hide, They was two great big H'.at k Thltiga a-staadi.t by her side, Au' they snatched her throusru the tei.ia 'lore the know ed what she's about! An' the gobble-tius "U git you Kf you lout Watch um: An' little Orphaut Aaaie .ay, when the blare U HI tie. An the lsmpwick sputters, aa' the wind goes w oo-oo ! Au' you hear the cricket's quit, an' tue moon 1I? ray. An' the lightnia'-bug- la dew Is all t.iueuche l awav You Uter miud yer parents, au' ycr teacher f.iad an' dear. An chnrlh them 'at loves yon, an' dry the orphaut's tear. Au' he p the po' aa needy ones at litersa'l alK.nt. Kr the gobble-un- '11 g!t j'.i Kf J on Ioa't Watt h Modern. WIT AND PLEASANTRY. The ( all to arms "John, take tin- baby." Contempt of Court -When the younger brother make faces at his .-istcr s lover. Ieacon "I5ov! tovs, von j-houl tin t play marble to-day. Sunday's a day of rest, you know." Spokesman "Yes, sir, but we ain't tired. jir." If pome ambitious play writer wants to write -omethinfi that will be jopu!ar with the men, be will et up a drama in Mxteen sdiortacts, so as to give moreoptvortunities. to po out for a clove. "What is civil service, Mr. llul-er?'' aked pretty Miss Lilian of her suitor, w'io was a down-town politician. "Well, it is a civil way the fiovornment has of getting nd of t.fliccseekers," he answered. "Can young ladies usc it, too?" she asked. lUiiper never called aain. "Whew?" exclaimed C'rimsonbeak. sur-ri'-(,tl on entorins his sleein' apartment to una nis wtte waiting tor mm me otuer nn niintr at 2 o'clock, "those stairs almost take my breath away." "Well, 1 wish they would, ' replied his displeased wife, catch ing the odor oi the club man s evening bevcrase. I.ucretia Mott recognized her husband as the treasurer of the farnilv firm, but she did not hesitate to draw "orders." Miss Anthony tells bow Lucretia once said to her, "Susan, I am going to give you fifly dollars to carry on the work." 'Ihen, turning to James Mott. she said, ' Out of that corner of your pocket-book where you put my pay for keep ing your house, mending your clothes, etc., please hand fcusun the money. James was too just a man to withhold his hand. An Uncomfortable Husband. Mrs. Honey ton: "I don't know what present to t;i e Augustus this year, mamma. He's so sensitive. Last Christina he wouldn't speak till day hecau-e he took the Ivory-hacked brushes that I gave him as a hint that he didn't keep hid hair tidy. The year before, when 1 gave him a pure, he told me he never lost any money; and when I gave him a walking-stick on his birthday, he honed he wus not ouite a cripple." Mamma; "Well, dear, give him a set of razors." Mrs. H. (horrified): "Not for world! He'll imagine directly that I want him to commit suicide." London TajxT. Crammnr ou Köllen. Teacher: Master KIrby, can you compare the word rink'.' Master KIrby: Yes, ma'am. Teacher (surprised): Well Master Kirby, you may proceed. Master KIrby: Positive, rink; comparative, ma"h: superlative, elopement. Teacher: Next! The Superior Ctrl. "Where are you goinn to. my prcttv maid?" 'I'm going to lecture, sir." the said. . "May I come w Ith you. my pretty maid?" 'uujou't underhand it, sir," the said, What 1 the subject, my prettv maid'."' "The flual cxtiuctiou oi man,'1 she ald. 'Then you won't marry.' my pretty maid'." superior girls never marry, tic-aii. TInterprise. The Judne.l roy I ain't been stealin', sir.

Irate Farmer Ain't eh? I'd like to know what you call stealin', then. After I been and lenced up my orchard and spiked the frnce and bought ados and laid man traps end spring gins. and pat tin signs and warnin's, and then you come in in spiie of it all and lug off my fruit; what do you call that, eh? Boy Enterprise, sir. He Got the Mitten. I met her In the summer time: 1 he tielas were bright and slowing, The birds and bees were all achiaie, The brooklet gaily flowing. The daisies nestled at her feet, bhe seemed so fresh and airy, My heart vent forth in rapture sweet The little winsome fairy. I left her ia the autumn time, The flowers their leave were taking. The birds and bees were out of chime, And my poor heart was breaking. 0 what. Indeed, so iweet as love, hen one is badly smitten? 1 begged from her a tiny a love. - ...... And got. alas! the mitten. .. i ' ' . ' Negro Conrtlng Down South. . , Someone has estimated that flae time thrown away in this world in courting- the girl you want to marry, and who is ready to marry you, would build air the railroads, and bridges and tunnels and factories and public buildings. The white race should take a lesson in this from the colored people. The ether day a likely younj colored . man stood at a gate in IiinuLugliam, Ala. A likely young colored woman came along with a iog. . , : ' 'If I, dar!" he called, "but inebbe you want to -l 1 dat dog T ' , "Wo, sab." ? ' , .. - "Mcbbe your name is'Luciuda?" . ')' ' Ye?. tafi." ' 'I aller iote o:i Uut : ame. Iza 'called tiage." . . . ... "Hat's pleas'nY' "Ize lookiu', you know?" 'X-tS. r a

"Got money caret tip. an' a atiddjr job ahead. 8hail I apeak-to-ae old inanT "He's in New Orleans." "Den I'll ee de ole woman." ' "She's dead." . "Wall, dea I'll ax you tobe nay wife right now." i "You's foolin'." "Peed, no." "Haia't got nobody el r? "Nobody, 'tall." "Reckon we'll hitch?" 'Co se we will can't help it." "Wall, den, I'll aay yes, an to-nizht you come down to Mr. Crumley's kitchen an' we'll bot de day and' sorter git acquainted." "Lucinda, I" 'Go 'long, Gawge! Ire don said yes, an' dat's 'nutf." Come airly." "so long, ( in da!" "By-byrOawse!" KNOTTY PROBLEMS.

Oar readers are innted to turnlab original entjrmaA, charade, riddles, rebuses and other "knotty rroblems." addressing all communications rehire t this department to E. B. Chadbourn, Lewistou, Ma Lue. No. 138a.-Can VouTell? Why ie a maid, with snany liair A ad dauciuu eye and forehead fair, And figure trim aud jaunty air, Like theory envolved of old. Kike lo?ic keen aud clear and cold Say. caa you make the likeoesss hold? IV fore a mirror let her no I'll engage she'll not say no. And if you see, then teü me so. J. A. No. lr.OO. A Misused Word. t e J a a vulgar interjectiou, A word that means the devil: And yet It has but small eonaectloa w ith any thouhht of evil. hen him it names whose ten wrote not A hue that he would wish to blot. NELSON I AX. No. 13!M. A Numerical Enigma. Composed of 10 letters, the letters from 1-9 giving the name of a king of Theraly. My 1. 7. 1, C is the name of queen of Carthage." Mv . '2. i. 5, 1. 3. 0 is the nameof a son of Titan and Terra. My Ö, 4, 5, (i is a scriptute name. M v 1, 7, b, 8 is one of the Muses. My r.. l. x, f. 7,0 is that beautiful youth beloved by Venus. My h'Z. I, 7.'.', " is an ancient goddess. My 7, x or 7, o, 7, u is the daughter of Inat' litis and I-mene. My s, I. 2. .", !. 7. 1, 2. 0 is a Sea-Nymph. My i. x, 7, X, 1, u ia a itream-Nymnh. Hexkv Th. Vanke. No. 132.-A Charade. I lud been revelling all MV l if.sT, 'I he tla u I knew was uear, 1 he w sniu? moou, pale as a ghost, r ro n Heaven began to peer. 1 heard the oi o of Chanticleer, That warned of coming day, l-.ireweU. farewell, my friends:" said I. ' Ti tiuie 1 weie awa !" Into t'o- si i Ke sk I ft I spran?. -ud Oil T'.'.V t'iuny 1 AsT, 0 er bi.i s:i i dale, through wood aud vale, 1 peeded. r,.1 IvA hist. And when ' ust I sought my couch. And laid in- wn to rest. Mr a: uaro- :nu darkest realms. Aad.ettiCtl uj my breast. As black a 1'relus. as drea.l Ai oil A noll ou'e tight. As horrid as the wandering hag, 1 jat ri les a w retch at night, Aul si k and trembling with affright, 1 ro.se and sought the light. Willi louds oi n. by, spires of gold, lue i'-istem heavens were bright. Joe Amort. No. 13t3. Anagrams. I. !;..! i on. Cine to thy aoal! Accord in to timc'i order," roll. III. O. bf.-t isi St. I. oris, ye noisy debators. Ye croakers, "renlvcr,"aud vain agitators, Who meet in contentions so often aud pass Itfsolutious that serve as tit outlet for as. NK.1.SOM AN. No. l.tftl. A I.lttle Story. in day wlien Mr. Cleveland was out fishing, lie called at a cottage to get a lunch, and he "one" a "two" old man with a "one" in his hand, sitting among the "two" bushes eating "one-two." Mr. Cleveland took a bite and said it was the best "onetwo" be ever "one-two" eat. q. Bkb. No. mm.--An Obi Kiddle. I am w hat the contented mail desires. . The poor man has, the rich rev, aires; The miser spend, the tuend thrift save, And all doth carry to liieir graves. Clunette, Ind. Q. lt. S. The spelling. The contest in which readers arc Invited to participate during November is that of forming the largest iKJsslble number of words from the letters of "Cfntu'K." To the sender of the largest list will be awarded a large afid elegant st ahu m, with ready-gummed pnes and an index. These conditions are to be observed: 1. No weird will be allowed unless it Is defined in the body of Webster's Unabridged Dictionary. Abbreviations, contractions, musical syllables, prefixes ami sutlixes will not be regarded as words, and no letter may be employed more than once In any single word. :;. The words of each list must be arranged in alphabetical order and numbered. I. No word will be counted more than once in any list even if the same combination of letters has many definitions. 5. in case of a tie preference will be given for that one of the largest lists from which fewest words are thrown out for non-observance of these cenditions. .;. All competing lists must be forwarded t before lec. 1st. Specimen words are: 1. Ace. J. .Cent. Neat, Answers. 1 7."i. Winter-berrie. Phantom (fan-torn). 1377. Investigate. 137S. A theist. l.';7'. Wheelbarrow. laso. 1 Ilraw, O coward. 2, Hraw not onward. löxl. 1. Inventor. 8. Revelation. A Lad's Hide on a Locomotive. JA'Kfosvii.iE. Fla., Nov. '21. Dick Baldwin thirteen years old. of Menaiufrton. 111., whence he tau aw ay with Cole's Circus. boarded a locomotive tu the yard of the Jacksonville, St. Augustine and Kalitax Itailway.at St. Augustine, Ust night, during the absence of the euglneer and firemen. pulled the throttle open and started on a wild race for Jacksonville. The water in the boiler gavi' out. and the engine stopped at Kayard. The etigiu- became so bot that the bolle was ba.tly burned out and the woodwork consumed. The damage amount to ti.VXj. Advocates of prohibition need have no fears of "Prickly Ash Bitters" as It 13 a med icine, and by reason of its cathartic properties can not be used as a beverage, it is manufactured from the purest materials, and acts directly on the Liver. Kidnevs, Stomach and liowels. As a blood rmriller it Lns ro eoual. It ia pleaoant to the tste, and euecuve in action. Shot Ills Wife Through a Mistake. Omaha, Neb., Nov. ' 21. About 4 o'clock this morning John Ilauer thot aud killed his wife He calms it w as a mistake, as he took her for a ourgiar. in statement is viewed witn deep supit ion. as he is reputed to have treated his wife with rreat cruelty. n - Ilorsford's Arid Thosphnte ( ' BEWARE Of IMITATIONS. ; Imitation and counterfeits have aeain appeared, lie eure that the word "Ilorsford's'' is on the wrapper. None genuine without it; Allen's Brain Food arrests all involuntary discharges, removes mental desitondencv. and restores wonderful power to the gener

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A CORN-SHUCKING SONG. i ' t : i i Oh. he ole sheep sharp w'en he shell dat corn, Come along! come along!) He shell dat corn by de rattle ot his-horn, th. do come alons;! - Itut he ain't so sharp when he ee'it it ter mill, tCoine along! come aJoi.gli IZaze he sont ter mill by de w hipperwül. (th, do come along!) He sont it ter mill bv de whipnerwül, (Come alour! come along!) Wit h be dran de bag en let It spill. (Oh, do come along!) Eii w'atttr you reckon he diddeelar' dome along! come along!) W'ea de folks pass by en tine 'im dar? tOb, do come along!) i De day done gone, en de uight ain't long, Do come along ! i Oh, ladies all. I mus.- sing uiy sou?. (lh tome along!) Mr. Possum he clam de 'simmoo tree. Come along! come along!; Fa he wink he eye eu grin at me, (Oh. do come along!) I up w id a rock eu let er rly. tComealoug! come along!) Kerüip! I tuck Mm fn de eye, (Oh. docomealoug!) De day done gone en de night ain't long. ( Do come along') Oh, ladles all. I mus' ting my song, t lo come a Kuig '. Ole msrfter say he never I see, (Come along! come along' No 'posum half e. fat ez he, (Oh. do come along!) Dey flinged away de head en de feet, (Come along! eomealonj!) Kd den had uutf fer all ter eat, (Oh, do come along! Pe day doue gone en de night ain't long. iDo come alon!t Oh, htdie all. I mu' sing ray sou?, tDo coine along!) Dey tuck Mm down to Polly hVH. tComealoug! comealon!) Hekae dey know she cook 'im well. (oh, do come alougli She made a pie. en she made a stew. it'ome along! come along!) A roas', en a fry. en a bobbjeue. it'll, dome along!) De day done gone en de nllit ain't long, ' lo come along!) Oh, ladle all, 1 mus' sing my song, I Do come along!) Atlanta Constitution.

SOCIAL GOSSIP. The latest art recreation for young ladies is engraving on giass. America has twice as many professional actors as rive years ago. It N now said that Mary Anderson loved John McCullough, the dead tragedian. The latest picturesque phrase for the ordinary hum-drum existence is, "Living in the drab." There can be no greater mistake than stopping to worry over u mistake already made. Julia Ward Howe says manners, unlike clothes, can be mended best when we have them on. l et us not burthen our remcmbra'ices V ita a heaviness t lint's gone. Si I. IKS PEAR:. Artemus Ward put It thus: "None but the brave deserve the fair, for none but the brave can live with them." l ive o'cloc k teas after the English fashion are likely to be popular this winter. They are convenient and agreeable. John lluskin's advice to young girls is: "You should have the disposition of a nun, and too much sense to become one." Trofeüsor AgasMz is said to be the wealthiest of American Scientists although his father had not time to make money." If the dude's high collar he taken away from him, fashion should devise some other means to keep his head from wobbling. True Christianity depends ou fact; Keliglon ia uot theory, but act. Al.TKIt II AKT K. Another Coniinunist newspaper in York has failed. The proposition that the thrifty shall divide with the lazy makes slow headway in this country. Christmas cards are no longer "cards," but all sorts of pretty little kmc k-kimcks and ornaments with a holiday quotation tacked on somewhere. Canon l'arrar says that the American people are unstaggering pinks of sobriety compared with the English. He blushes for the gin palaces of his country. The diary kept by President flrant during his tour around the world will be published complete in the North American lleview. It will be edited by Colonel l'red CJ rant. Genuine India shawls arc actually used for portieres in some private mansions. No wonder so many jeopie have relatives or friends who reside in Canada all the year round! A cyclone of disapproval has struck the plaques, und they are disappearing from the "front parlor" with greut rapidity. Tney are the ornaments here to-day ami gone tomorrow. Among the rising generation of "swells," the single eyeglass "obtains" more than ever. Some magnify, but the great majority areof the kind of glass exclusively used for window panes. The qiievtlou old. "How doth the busy bee Improve each shilling hour?" we 11 hear no more : A naturalist has just announced that she Works three hours only out oi twenty four. Ccorge Washington offered himself to five women before he was accepted. He could lend armies and govern a nation, but he didn't comprehend the subtle influence of an attenuated sigh. Evangelist Moody having seen, as he publicly averi, a church fiir advertisement "thil a man could kiss any girl for 2ö cents," takes occasion to denoum v church fairs ia general as an abomination. Vegetarianism Ia spreading Very rapidly in London. Ten years ago it was hard to iind an avowed vegetarian, but now more than two thousand persons refresh themselves daily at vegetable restaurants. Mr. ßankey, the revivalist, finds that his most popular hymns are "Jesus of Nazareth pas-eth by," "Almost Persuaded, " "Hold the Fort' and the "Ninety-and-Nine.'! Mr. fankey composed the music for the last song. Mr. Cyrus V. Field announces that the (iart'.eltl fund a fund collected, chiefly through the effort of Mr. Field, for the benfit of President Oarlleld's widow has already made a profit of twenty-four thousand dollars. The elephant thev went to view. And to paint with red the town. And they talked of the pretty girls they knew As they poured the whisky down, And one said gravely to his chum; "It gives me great distress To think young ladies will chew gum And spend so much for dress." Boston Courier. . Grorer Cleveland's Aneestry. IN. Y. Times. Fuana Porter was a great beauty, and much celebrated In her day. Her person was small and of perfect symmetry. Her face was distinguished as much for its great intelligence and animation as for fine features and complexion. Her high and polished forehead, her aquiline nose, her bright aud beautiful black eyc, her small and lovely mouth had each its peculiar charm, and if all the witcheries of lore were not employed by her It was not because they were not within her control. She was the belle of her time, and some of the richest and nio-t reputable men of the neighboring towns were suitors for her hand, when she gave her

heart to a gay young collegian whom her' charms had attracted to her side, and who, with a fine a physique and handsome a face, and with a spirit in noble and a humor more keen, had easily supplanted his older and more wealthy rivals His name was Aaron Cleveland. He was a man of fine understanding and great wit, and. w hat is better, of pure morals and ben-, evolent disposition. 1 am Krry to add that he was not celebrated for his prudence, at least in hia youthful clays, and no one , win dispute the pout when Jalormejl

that . he married, for . love, r , without any means of fupportiog hi wife, a oon as he left college. Alter completing the necessary studies preparatory to entering the ministry he had a call to settle in the .small town of Haddam, Conn., and thither he went with his beautiful little wife and. two children, who were already added to his family, Tni must have been a great trial to the lady uuless the sweet? of love overpowered all Eainul emotions for she was the darling of er family, a well as of all her acquaintance-, and had beeu accu-tomed all her life to eaae and luxury. Her father, though not very opulent, lived in high style forthat day, and Miss 8usy wa denied nothing which her fancy suggested. From this state, from her father' house, richly furnished, in Maiden, with servants aud carriages at her command and the fat of the land to delight her, she went with only one domestic to the o'st ure country town of Haddam. where the people of "the little parish had never feen any table furniture better than woo-lenw are. where a piece of silk had never found its way, and where the customs and manners were consonant to their ioverty. The minister and his wife traveled on horseback, lor no wheeled vehicle had ever penetrated bo far into the wilderness. The eople had erected anew house for their pastor reception, and they .conducted the clergyman and family to it and helped to arrange the furniture, which had been sent up during the previous winter on sledges. Some of the men went home to their Impatient wives with wonderful stories of the magnificent things they had seen. "Why, Madam has a silk gow n and a jettIcoat," they aid. "and thev are so rich that thev eat otf pewter dishes." "Hut I don't know what Madam will do," said one man in despondent tone, "lor I'm sure she can never work. Why, her hands are so white, and she is pretty and little and slender. She is just fit to sit up ou top of the cupboard along with the cups and taucers tobe looked at." Iu such society and under such circumstances the trial must have been a severe one. It is no small proof of Christian patience and benevolence that they remained in this place for six or seven years. At the end of this term Mr. Cleveland asked a dismission from his cun h, and urged as a plea that his salary was insutlicent to maintain his family, now enlarged to the number of six children, and that his wife was too discontented to allow him to remain there. He returned to Maiden, Mass., where his wife's father lived, ami the minister of that place dying soon after, he v as ineallcd over the church. After a time, however, he left Maiden and removed to Halifax, Nova Scotia. This was owing loa c hange in his views, for at Halifax he. professed the faith of the Church of England, and there being at that time no I'.ishop in America, he went to Kngland to take orders. His wife and nine children returned once more to the parental root. In England he formed friendships and found relatives. Among the latter a Sir John Cleveland, an officer of the (ollcrnmeut in the Naval 1 epartment, who was very attentive and kind to him. Mr. Cleveland w as an inmate of his house until he embarked on his homeward voyage. Hereceiied a promise from his newfound relative to educate and provide for his two eMest sons if they were sent to England, When Mr. Clevland arrived in Philadelphia he went to the house of l'r. Benjamin Franklin, whose friendship and respect he enjoyed. This, in itself, is no trirling evidence of his merit and ability. While there, and making preparations to take charge of a parish In New-Castle, Tenn., to which he had Wen appointed, he was attacked with a fever, of which he licet, at the ageof thirty-six years- Hiswlcow, with her ten children, (the last of whom had been born since the departure of her husband,) was now residing with her relatives in Salem. Her uncleJudge Samuel Hewall was warmly attached to her, und agisted her with advn-e and means ot procuring her living by her own industry. So wisely did she manage that she brought up her large family repeetably and preserved nerowu standing in society, always associating with the best people and receiving at her house the learned, the witty, and the celebrated of her day. Cure for Dlptherlu. A Chicago gentleman sends the InterOcean the following cure for diptheria. As the disease is one greatly to bw feared and the reined' is hiirhly siökcn of we give it place: A t hiltl about nine years of age became violently ill with diptheria. She was bo wenk that it was deemed dangerous to try tracheotomy, or cutting open the windpipe. A lr. Nicholas who was attending her, received a copy of the Paris 1'ipro, French Academy of Medicine by lr. Pcithill, said that the vapors of liquid tar and turpentine would dissolve the libratious exudations which choke up the throat iu croup and diptheria. directions: Pour equal parts of turpentine and liquid tar into a tin pan or cup and set fire to the mixture, taking care to have a large pan under it as a safe gnard against fire. A dense resinous smoke arises making the room dark. "The patient." Ir. Helthill says "immediately seems by experience relief; the choking and rattle stop, the patient falls into a slumber, and seems to enhale the smoko with pleasure. The fibrinous membrane soon become detached, und the patient coughs up microbicides. These when caught in a glass, may be seen to dissolve in the smoke. Ut the course of thre? day after the put lent entirely recovers." I r. Nicholas tried this treatment with the little girl spoken of. She was lying gasping for breath when he visited her. He took two tablesMonsful of liquid tar and same quantity of tuncntine set on lire. The rich resinous smoke which rose to the celling was by no means unpleasant. As it tilled the room the child's breathing became

natural, and as the smoke grew dens) fell a slrr p. A Will Case ItecalU a Mratery. ll.nr! ' o:ni , Nov. '.'1. A mystery of a decade ao . rut ailed by a will case before the Superior Court in Hartford. James It. Averlll had for about twenty-five years prior to istj been an editorial writer for the Hartford Times, llewas eccentric iu many rescctK. and in Septcmlter, 17.,, Icit Hartford to visit the White Mountains. Heat hing Boston be wrote to a brother In Ohio that he was yoing to burope and retpiesttiu hiia to go to Hartiord and "straighten out" his affairs. Front It. Moil he went to Portland tti take the train for the White Mountains, aud from, that day the fate of James A. Avrrill has been a mystery. The theory has been that he did uot go to Europe, but committed suicide In some out-of-the-way place in the White Mountain. My fortunate investments ht has accumulated a fortune oi about fO.OtiU. A niece Is now petitioning for an allowance on ber annuity, the w ill stipulating that mvments iK'gin one mouth after Averiii' death, though, bv Connecticut bw, lu the case of persona disappearing the annuity would not U'gln until seven years after the diatv Averlll was last seeu alive. 9 - . - ' Korgery Adderf to Murder. I'KTKirsijt Kf;, Va., Nov. 21.- When Jlcnry Moor?, a ucuro murderer, who had p?n condemned to death for ronrdereommitted Irf Greenville County, escaped from the bounty Jail rn June last, his pruard were at once prosecuted and convicted for criminal negligence. Moore has never been out of the eonntv since his escape, but has been hiding in a snamy from which he has leen Been to issue several times of late. He has now, however, added forgery fohia ther crimes, and his bit exploit proves him to be a very audacious fellow. On Tuesday last be forged an order for clothes and provisions and presented the order himself at the uenrett village store. He was to well disguised that ho was not recognized and be succeeded in getting what he wauted. 1 '

There Shall be no Alp. When Napoleon talked of invading Italy one of nis officers saldr "Hut, aire, remember the Alps." To an ordinary man these would eeem a'mply insurmountable, but Napoleon responded eagerly : "There shall be no Alps." So the famous Simplon pass wasmade. Disease, like a mountain, stands in the way of fume, fortune and honor, to many who by Dr. Pierce's "Golden Medical Discovery" might be healed and so the mountain would disapjtear. It is specific for all blood, chronic lung and liver diseases, such as consumption (which is scrofula of the lungs), pimples, blotches, eruptions, tumors, Wellings, lever sure, and. kiudxvd , comPlaiatJ, ' ' . v - .'. .- - 1 '

religious, intelligence: and INCIDENT.

Pilgrim's Progress is published in seventy languages bv the londou Tract Society. The rector. of a fashionable church in Utah is spoken oi as the "Apostle of the Ceateels." From a recent enumeration made at Ho ne it is estimated that there are 3i"0 isx.'i Catholics in the world. It matters little at what hour of the dar The rUhteoJis fall asleep. Death anaot come To him untimely, w ho is hi to die. MlLMAM. Mr. "Moody, the evangelist, hopes to spend January and February and possibly March, in Memphis and New Orleans. Two ladies 6S vearsof age. collected the entire lat year's salarr of the I"v. S. Earngey, nastor of the Methodist Church at Mor ris. HI. Chicaso has now joxtv-one CallmliV Churches; only two less than New York C'itv, This is an increase of eight in the jast twelve months. Cannon l'arrar is to present the original mamscript of his eulogy on (.rant, delivered in Westminster Abbey, to the Webster Historical Society. We are children: the thing that we d Are as sports of a bale to the Inönite view That mark all our weakness, and pities it. too. t. Bt r.uK SMITH. Mohammedanism lias matte great strides in Africa within the last fifty vears. and Christain missionaries freely say they will soon have to tleal with it rather "than pagan ism. The American Misi,nary Asx-iation, whose next annual meeting "will be held at New Haven, will ?teiid ijdJioOa dav in its great woilc this year, if contributions per mit. Dr. Thompson. Archbishop of Y'ork, is a Liberal, and Dr. Heusern, Archbishop of Canterbury, is a Tory, but htdh are eqqoe.l to the disestablishment oi' the Church of England. The North lVle is represents as the site of the Garden of Eden by Ir. Warren. President of lkston t'liiversily, so skillfully that Dr. Howard Crosby snfts"ses that the theory is as plausible as any yet presented. The Christian Convention conducted by Messrs. Moodv and Sankey at Xewburg, N. Y., for three iays. closing Nov. 2, was very sue essful, ami has led to a deep religious feeling throughout every church in the city. Tin Principal of the Theological Seminary at Kioto, Japan, recently addressed t lie students of the Yale Divinity School. He informed them thot thirteen churches have been formed iu Jaan within the last year. The Shakers have etablihcd a recruiting station in Philadelphia. Converts, alter undergoing a ri;;id discipline, are removed to Watervliet, N. Y., where they are further instructed in the doctrines and practice oi the sec t. A number of the Episcopal clewy have pone into a retreat. Something of the kind would not hurt Methodist ministers more time spent in their closets, with Cod and themselves, would bear much fruit. St. Louis Christian Advocate. An American minister has been making calculations about the amount of money paid a salaries to ministers in the States, and has com? to the startling conclusion that more money is spent in supporting dogs than in supporting the preachers, of the gospel. Of . H,iM,0oo contributed annuallv to send the gospel to Africa a:il Asia all but one-tenth is furnished by England and Amerit a. but the whole amount i not much more than one-hundredth part of what the people of the Fnited States pay for intoxicating drinks. Dr. Bohrends, of Hrooklyn, has no response to Iii c hallenge to the world. to show a business enterprise conducted at as low a er cents ior operating expenses as th.it of the American Hoard, which puts ninety-five cents of every dollar it receives into actual work in the foreign field. 0TJAK3LN0 A " ROLLER C0A3IES I a Fayette's new " roller coaster" at Lin wood Park has a vigilant night watchman in ex-Policeman John Mctirath. who Li careful to see that no daring spirits take aiirreptitioua rides npon the coaster during the hours of darkness, ami who is himself a most fearless and gallant rider. Mr. "Mtrath is a hearty looking man, but yet has had occasion to lament the fact Jat "a jKtliecman'a lot ia not a happy one." The truth is Mr. McCJrath lias audered from that distressing complaint rheumatism, but ho is uo longer afliic ted with iL Athlo phoros cnrexLlum oWd he ia now as well able ro chasfcUowa any evil-doer and land him lehind bolts and bars as ho ever was. 1 Icing asked as to his rheumatism and cure Nr. Met J rath gave this account : ' I was taken with a severe attack of rheumatism in the hip. 1 Buttered much pain and was obliged to quit workentircl. 1 was helpless no far os walking was concerned und was confined to my IksI for six. weeks. In my eflbrts to get relief I used many kind of medicines and liniments, but they failed to make any change, for the better. After trying ko many kind of medicines I was very loath to experiment with 'any new remedy, but seeing Athloplioros recomiaondctl so highly I purchased a bottle, Alter using thö one bottle I was C'Uttrely well and aide to go to work. 1 fave i had any return of the pains since? None whatever. I hare not lost ajJaj'a work Mr. W. T. King, the dealer in sewing machines at the corner of Fifth and Columbia streets, has had an equally satisfactory experience with Athlophoros ia curing rheumatLjm. ' " It was magical in its cAeci5 upon me," he says. " I was first taken with pin ia the soles of my feet and in a few hours w3 not able to walk at all. The rapidity with which tho disease spread over my whole system was wonderful. Kvery bone, muscle and joint in my body gave me the most intense pain. My arms were both drawn up, and I could not walk, eat or sleep. I ruf. , fcred in this way for many weeks. Finally, by the persuasion of a friend who knew of Athlopnoros, I was induced to try it. I had taken but a few doses when I had very decided relief. I continued taking the medicine until I had used six bottles, and I Lave not had a pain of rheumatism since." Still another resident of La Fayette, Ind., who hasuse4tli3 wonrierfui thiMf witir the happiest result! is Mrs. A. E. Sherman, -of No. 159 Wain treet, who suffered bo ISiercif with sciatic rheumatism that at times she could not walk. " I tried every kind ofliniment, besides many medicines," says Mra.Sherman,,(but could get no relief. "I finally said : Well, I am going to try this Athiophoros ; it U spoken of very highly.' After using about three-quarters of. a. bottle I began to experience relief. I used about three bottle and have not had any pain since. Mj mother, Mrs. Lain, who lives with me, i now seventy-seven years old, and for about fi ve years w as badly crippled with rheumatism. She was much worse than I; in fact, at one time we thought ehe would never get well, and more as an experiment than anything else I gave her a quarter of a bottle of Athiophoros. She got some relief even with that small amount and continued using it to the extent of four bottles. She does not have any pain now, but still has some stiffness in her joints.", ' if you cannot get Arni.oprroitos of your drngirist, we will send it express paid, on receipt of regular price one dollar per bottle. We prefer that you buy It from your druggist, but if he basn tit, do not be persuaded to try something else, but order at ne fron us aj directed.

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w- FOR THE CURE OF FEVER arid AGUE Or CHILLS and FEVER, AND ALL MALARIAL DISEASES. Th proprietor of this celebrated medieiaa justly claims for it a superiority orer all remedies ever offered to tho pnblio for the 8ATZ. CERTAIN, SPEEDY and PEEMAIf ElfT cox of Aga sad Fever,or Caillsand Fever.wtether of short or long standing:. He refers to tae entire Western aad Southern country to bear him testimony ta the truth of the assertion tust in no c&is whatever will it fill to curt it ' the directions are strictly followed and carried out. In a great nsany cases a single dose has been sufficient for a care, and whols familisi hare been cored by a single bottle, wita a perfect restoration or the general health. It is. however, prudent, and in every ease mere certain to care, if its nie is continued in smaller doses for a week or two after the disease haa beta checked, more especially in difficult aad long-standing cases. Usually this medicine will not require any aid to keep the bowels ia good order. Should the patient, however, reqnireacatnarticmsdieine.afterlif ring taken three or four doset of the Tonio. a tingle doee of KENT'S VEGETABLE FAMILY FILLS will be sufficient. Ute no other. DR. JOHN X3T7XX.B ' SMITH'S TONIC SYRUP, BULL'S SARSAPARILLA, BULL'S WORM DESTROYER, The Popular ftemediee of the Day. Prlarlpsl Offlra, Ml SUIa St., I.Ot lSTIt.LI, KT. THE SCIENCE OP LIFE. OXLT li 1ST MAIL POST-PAID. KHOW THYSELF. A Great Medical Wort on Exhausted Vitality, crrous and Physical Debility, Premature Decline in Man, Errort of Youth, and tbe untold miseries resulting from indiscretions or ets?sses. A book for every man, young, middleaged and old. It contains 1.5 prescriptions for all acute and chronic diseases, each one of which la invaluable. rs found by tbe author. whoe experience for twenty-three years Is such aa prohablf never before fell to the lot oi aur physician. Three hundred pages, bound ia beautLui French rnualiu, etnbosed covers, full riit. ausrar.teed to be a finer work in every sense mechanical, literary and professional than anr other work sold ia tbie couutry for f-.50, or the inoney will be refunded ia every instance. Price only 11 by mail, post-paid. Illustrative samples 6 ceut. äend now. ioll medal awarded the author by the Natloual Medical Association, to the President of which, lion. HL. A. hissell, aud assoeiste oftlcera ot the board the ra.t.T ia rsrioelin!!r rfrr,l . This book should be read by the young for In struction, ami by tae a miete J lor reuet, it wiu benefit all. Loudon Lancet. There is do member ot society to whom this book will not be useful, whether youth, parent, guard tan. instructor or cler?vrnnn. Argouant. Address the l'cabody Medical Institute, or Dr. W. If. Parker. No. 4 llul finch street. Boston, Ma who mar be consulted ou ail diseases requirtag skill and espericm-e. Chronic and obstinate diseases that have b filed the skill of other phyal. clans a specialty. Such treated suecefu;iTwltai out aa instance of failure. HEAL TUVSELF. tlCRYOnSCEBfUTT raui OHOAiiiuVt Skassas) ijaoa-nd aiunoroaa E&IKACZ. rT. olMuarodianaM. tmf. 41 QÜUI UO SliilWj Ptfm 7 aid ans. it IHARRIS f Toothful ndlaorMloa. too f ma lodnlirenc. or Ovar brain rork. AvoaJ the lm(xA-a ot prruaa liotts remcKi.tsj for iVet ttMibU. Q car Frr) Circular and Trial Fhrfe. ara,aid laara Impon aS Uuaa fcfbrv laküU trraSmrrtt larvbrra. Tska si'KP. RraCDTthatiiAS CL UED thoajanda, doe not IstrtSVr rufe aura lion to buiiaraa, of eaue pain or incqrf us nr way. rouodad OH rlcatiBo amdical prltK-t-plaa, tf ssmtarpcatit to tM test of daras te mrtiAa trfluasc Is fail A RAXMOALOLmg FORA' jixRvoTJs I r i DEBTXIT7J it I DECAY U: laYounaAMlttfle'n oa men r rrtmros Srvrsi rithoal SVlay. Thsaas. rcARserussiM mm1 fkiviMion Thousand OAtta, maa orianlam La taaiti t. om or tha oav Tha auimatinc eiaawnte at life, wblcb lim bara wmwi ai r taaa SarS .sad th p0atncoaacb fuiaiul rapldir saina b xa e? VI MfMe tna Jdontb. - Sja.OOlJj "J t. v joonina, p.." tr&xselloutäa. 9. 00 aUL arrant Il sod stxuai TljaC HARRIS REMEDYCO. aTttP"TK3Tl aoesf n. Trui at it. ixrui JXS.XO. nil qturid persons i No Truaa, Aaie tort'rnnoro'ir. banc. ivoj oxvxi yit s-aiii ELY'S l Tim, c a u i u k 'jp sumh . . aa beaithr see retiousTLi iy rrVFO tl (allays luflamwatlonTJW ''5 ß. rotetlathe tnemhraiie.-u &jjf J the nasal paav-si J SJy f roiaai'liUuilftl foi.i..irT . "1 romii'elcTy lA'ais tlies.. sorosai reetores scukH'J i of taste and smell. Not a Liquid or Snuff At nlv a particle o! the Halm tat eicnaa vVaCriFO nostril. A fetv appLka-HVT mt.Em VtK ttons relieve. A tuorourn treatment will cure. Airreeable to use. teud for circular. Frke M ceuu by matl or at Drturfrists. ELY ERoTUEKö Drolsts.Orero. N. T. OOU) VCOAL, PA213. läTS. OERIilAN Jha most popular rweM Ch Kol ate in the market. It ia antnuoua and palatabia? tPi'ta n yuuiuiT,,, ,uu most ezoeu i TS lamuyuae II omvine fa atnmid A. 1 tlrrmatt, liorrl.mtrr, Jfasa. i J Hctntre of imitaiion. 8eU y Groeen ererywhere. a.. .... - l F. BAKES & CO., Miter, 1SS. rZinc-p -STOPPED FREE I . II . W Insane fertont ft attsrvef s u u v' Nerve RE8T0REW Irai7r.KAm&NBRVB DlSBASBS. Om.ftW tHSALLlBLB tftakea ndire-tf t. fit mfff fi-stdr t t, TirttiM aJ Si trisl battle free Fit ps'.if nts, thf y pavio; riprechsrnaaltnt ik rrrctrt'l. Smd ain-. P. O. and nren stiret W iSUtel ta Da KLINE.nt Arch st..PSiiaJ-tnliia.ra. Druiist. BkHAMS Oh iUlTjiTlNH I-RA U OS. liUlaa "SCIEMC K f 11 EALTii," for the speedy cure of Nervoua Dehllltr.Lost Maa howl. Despondency, etc. A fjopy of this book win bent lr.t"' :-1,'d Adrlrrs sc'lENt;K ariIUAl.Tll. S3Ü Vcat flLxekifeers.ClaelaaaeUUaiw MNVROVAL CHICHESTER'S ENGLISH.'V

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