Indiana State Sentinel, Volume 31, Number 38, Indianapolis, Marion County, 21 October 1885 — Page 7

THE INDIANA. STATE SENTINEL, WEDNESDAY, OOTOBEtt 21, 13S5.

A. Graat Prbltu. Take asl tie Kidney aa 1 Liver MeFe'ae. Take all the Blood purifier-. Take al! the Rheumatic reined ie. Take ail the Dyspepsia ead iad"a.s'.':".a cures. Tae all the Ajue, Fever, tad biUious fli'CifCs". Take all the Brain and Nerve for revivers, Take all the Great health restorers In short, Uke all the best yja!l:ics of all thee, ii J the fj'n'. ;; of all the best med'dnes la the world, ana you w ill find that - , Ho Bi; rcrs have the best, Curative q'taUties aaj fn fN ol all " concentrated In t'ieui. and that they will mro wiieaaayor 11 r( these, aiogiyor combined Fail. A thorough trial will give positive prof of tili.

Hardened I. Her. Five year aso I broke down wüh kidney aud V. v-r complaint and rlxntnati-m. -incethen I have been tiuab'e to be about at all. My liver became har l like wood ; mv limbs vere puffed up and filled with water. Ali the best physicians asrted that nothing cwid cure me. I resolved to try Hop Bitters; Zn .e used aeven bottles; the hardness has all cone Irom my liver, the wellin; from, my limbs, and it haa worked a miracle ia my cae: olherm i.-e I would have been now iu my grave. J. W. MultEY, Buffalo. October 1, lssl. Porertj and SarTrln. I was draj-red down with debt, poverty and surTeriiig far years, can-ed by a sick family and lartre Mils for doetorinsr. 1 whs completely discouraged, until one year 50, by the advice of my ya-tor. I commenced in; Hop Litters, and in one month we were all veil, and no of us have .eon tick day aineo, and I w ant to say to all poor men. you can Veep your lami'ies well a year with Hop Kitter for less than one doctor's Visit will c ,-:. I know it.' A tVvf.Kt.vGMAN. None irentiice without a bunch of green Hops on the whit label. Slum all fie vile, poisonous btuff with '-Hon" or 'HoiV ia their name IMPOTENT MEfJ! V."hc; r Youtg or 0;S having la ;a:red tejPrscrsatiYe Pavers Br " Indiscretions of Youth er Ec-t p Ms-urel Ye t: i u.ay Us quickly rot'.rr.J ! rf'.Ut IX'i' MAlfHOOB and Sexual Power by Toe. i'iti. of ens?? of .i rv"i: ! h I'ty.ivi'a'al and f:v,.-; n -.; cess. lur in.i:.iitxii. r.uii'.n prvittralin. t" :' .f ln-.l!it tr i'.i.r , rr, .r:i";y a'J? irl h Xervita. rriimivm-r off'Ti;.! Io the Iii nmt wUh ii iTjfri en"irf.1 a'icr". If tun no e;".al cr r.init a ! im;n of N aurora Wtit, K n'-"rt j.v. I'li'iiirv 07. rc.Y. Its 4'ntji- ) Hr.-t are l:r ims! !: pTi'pnlilc; In a lc ik at'tsr Cfnnir:i'-m; : u-- a if'rng or rficwrj i.')r. apd strrivth is :p.i-e::T. !,fTta pro.Tp aaJ ri'unl cn . :.!,! 1 it e nnl . arid e;e::i 1: rvjie ty tlr. 3 i for eTi- n.' a ! f.r-ii nf NzkiTj itriiL:TV i'-'TT. a: v :n. Ir tfcru r f-'n:ait. 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THE HOME.

It la not doubted that men haTe a torn la that place where each one has e-stabliiied h;) hearth and the mm cf his pos-eMoa asl f-rtunes, whence he will not depart if nothing ralia him away; whence if he ha denned he aeems t be a wanderer, and it he rturna he ceaea to wauler. j, Kondition from Civil Law. Then at fcoce, ny teart. tz.1 rest, tVt tir I i safet iatae nest, Wir all ti.at riutter tnir winjr and fiy, A hawk L hoveriig iu the tky.' Loajrellowj YOUNG FOLKS. Grandma'. 4 An;l. "Mamuia sai 1 : 'Little otic, ro 13.1 If taniinoiher' ready to ome U-a.' 1 ktiew 1 iau.t n't disturb her. to 1 stepped a gently aion?. tiotoe. Aud stiKHl a moineti? to take a pt-et, And there was Oraadmother iaat ltfep! "I knew it wns time for her to wake: I thouitht I'd civo tier a tittle shake. r tap at her door or softly eat! : But 1 hadn't the heart tor that at allshe looked w sweet and so fpiiet there. Lying back in Ufr bi?h arm -chair. XVith her dear white Itatr. anJ a little s-siüe. That nicau the s lovin? you all the while. 'I didn't make a speck of noi: I knew she was dreamin; of little boys And Rirls who lived with her lou? a-o. And then went to Heaven she toid uie so. '1 went up clov, and 1 didn't speak Oue Avord. but I jrave bcr ou her cheek The softest bit of a little kiss. Just in a w hisper, anil then sai I this: 'Uramlmother dear, it's time tor tea." ".he opened Iter eye and looked at nie. And said: YVhv.Pet. I have just now dreamed nfa little ansrei who came and seemed To kiss me lovingly on my face." She pointed right af the very place! I never told her 't wai only me: I took het baud, and we weut to tea." svdnev lMyre. in t. Nicho!a. My Chinese Pupil. (A Western Teacher, ia Youth's Companion.) C'jystal City was a little raining camp!ia!f ray up the barren slope of one of the most deflate of the llocky Mountains. There were about fifty hous, abin. tents anil shantie?, and many as four hundred people in the city. lw.Ts teacher of the First school in the little cump. My K:hou!houe was a small logcabin, with two small windows and a door. An old gray blanket, hung on two wooden pin-, w a the dor. The seat were of rough pine s-lub-i. placed on ends of log. There were no leks. the- First day of school. I went up the trail tu the little lujrschoolhouso. and waited for iny pupils. It wa- nearly nine o lock, and not a pupil had yet arrived, when there was a movement of the blanket door. It was pushed slowly a?ide in a half-he-itat ing manner, and there stool my first pupil "ah .in. of course he was a Chinese hoy. American l-oy-i are never aiHictcd with such names a- that. J le was dressed in hi- fount ry's co-turrie. His lather had evidently allowed him to wear his Sunday clothes, in honor of the !ir-t day of s. 1hm1. He never wore them a is in alter that day. b;:t appeared in a garb very much like that worn by Amerit an boys Of t he same age. When I hsked WabLn Imw old he was he replied by hob ling up both l.and-.with all the ting'Ts exlendol but one, which wes turned down toward the palm. "Then you are nine veins oM. counting in your thumb?"' I a-ked. "Ha! le: ye nine ye" old. Itelly jrcwul. Come school aiUv sarnee like Meiicau btv. Ha!" That little aspirated "Ha!" began ami ended evcrylliing Wah in said. The Chinese are -ubje t to iocu!iaritie- like other jeo!e. who are alw.n -living b !"' and -Ah" and "Indeed:"' ' Vah Sin wa very mode-t and ta-hftd. He was. however, the only buy in the sc hool thus allected: and in time he overcame these weaknesses. AYlien 1 ran; my little bell at nine o'clock, about Fifty boys and Lrirl of -.ill sizis and ages l.ad assembled in the little room, which tlit-y quite titled. They were dressed in ail kinds of illfitting, coare. and "made-over" garments, and they had few L:.k-. Hut they were as full of fun a other children, and enjoy life quite as much as it i- enjoyed by boys and girls who have neat, natty ami stylish clotlif-s, and who jro to school in liand-omc buildings with beautiful grounds, in large and prosperous cities. Cry.-tal City -numl vt ry romantic and pretty, but was a ioor. shabby, Ireary little p'no. and every btly was j.oor who lived in it. Indeed, many of the inhabitant were too Mr to ro away, or they would not hav stayed then-. Vn;i have heard of mining "'nootiiv'? YVcll, Crystal City wa-all there va- left of what hail Ween a "big old boom." a- the minors calied it. There are many such dreary and sorrowful remains of dead and pone "booms" lyin -round iu the jrulches and valleys a jid on the slojx s t,f the Kocky Mountain-. At one time there had Ik-ch a- many a- a t hotisund jit-ople in aul atvuud C'ryatial City. hut the f.vt itcmcnt dicl out in three or lour months and many of tin- jeoplo had gone to places where I bey tboiitrbt their fliauces would be better in the great lottery of minim:. Walt Sin and bis father wer.' the only Chinese in Crystal ity. Wah sin father was the "wa-hce mao' of the camp. He did wo.-hing for a few people w ho could afford to hire it done. There was water to be carried from a spring some INtaiic e away. Wah sin wo'ild be sent out with a tin pail, and told to "htillee back.' Ten. I'u'teeii, twenty-live minutes would elapse. The clothes in Sain Sin's boiler Would lniil dry, and there would be no rinsewater. He would look down the trail towardthe spring; no Wah Sin. He would shade his little almond eyes and wrinkle up his brown face, peering far up the mountainside to a certain great boulder, behind which Wah Sin was often plea-cl to hide, and shy rocks at people on the trail below to see them "jumpee big." No rot ks were Hying, no angry miner wa seen to "jumpee nig," no loose louldcr was bounding and crahing over the rocks and among the stunted pines to the little. gulch below. Wah Sin was not there. Utit far down the gulch, on the one rocky, crooked street of the camp, a furious little mountain burro could be seen, w ith its head lown. its ears laid back, and the heels of its hind legs I'yiiiti in the air as they beat u tattoo on a shining, tin nail tied to thean.iual's tail. A little Chinese boy could be seen lying flat on hi back in the rocky road, hn heels tlyintr. hi- eyes shut, his hand clapping, and hi lithe little Iwjdy writhing in happiness. Wah Sin was there. The lioysaud niHs liked Wah Sin. His droll looks and manner amused them, lie gave ine no end of trouble, but I liked him myself. It was surprising to note his propress in bis studies. lie could read and spell witli loys of Ids own age before lie had been three months in the school, Vu when it came to mental arithmetic. Wah Sin Said. .''No lithnifcti : no study lithmetic less I cotintce on my fingces" To ''0)iintee on the fimrees" was a method 1 had strictly forbidden, and 1 would not make an exception in Wah Sin's case. The net day lie tame to me. "No study lithmetic; look altee pone."' I grasped the refractory iittle Chinaman's wrist very Firmly, and picked up a long rod lyintton my de.-k. " '"Now you lind that book." I said with great severity, although I wanted to laugh outright at the absolute terror in the boy's face w hen severe measures were tried on him for the fir-t time. 1 could feel him trcmblin? as hs led the way out of the houe to a large, flat slab of rock near by. The book wa under the slab. I stooped to lift the rock and Wah Sin started to run, .Dropping the slab and whirl

ing awiftsy aroiiud. I caught YVahSiu by the queue before he had gone ten feet. He stoftoed very .suddenly, put both hands to thebac: of his head, turned a pained and mortified face to me. and said, - ;Me stay here lill bit j et." "Yes, I think you will," I remarked. About forty boys and gir'.s bad w itnessed the whole aCair, and o. court? enjoyed it. My blackboard pointer descended very smartly on several tinjrers directed toward. YYah Sin, with giggles and chuckles, during the tuorning: and four loy3 remained with me after school, because I bad caught them in the act of putting their thumbs to their noses, and twirling their fingers at Wah Sin. It is hard for even C'hiuee boys to endure thi kind of ridicule unmoved, and Wah Sin was s deeply aiVected by it that he threw a soft-boiled egg from his lunch-box across the room at one of the iersecutors. Wah sin had, however, erred in his aim, and the eg lilt me, instead of .the boy for whom it wa intended. The .school bur-t into an uproar. Wall Sin sat trembling and pale in his seat: but before I could reach him. he had darted out ol the dcor, and was t'yitig down the mountain-side toward honie at such a furious rate of steed that bis shiny black "pig-tail" stood' straight out on a level with bis head. "I's boys' 11 go an' ketch him for you," kindly volunteered a little fellow. "You are very obliging," I replied, "but I must decline your ofier." Wah Sin did not appear the next day nor the next; but on the morning of the third day, soon after nine o'clock, 1 became aware of an unusual commotion outside the blanket-door. It swayed back and forth in an unusual manner, and some one seemed grasping and pulling it outward. Suddenly the blanket gave way entirely, and came walking down the aisle of the room, with something under it kicking and struggling. "A griz.ly!" shouted one. "A cattymount!' t ried another. "Injuns!" screamed an excited little fellow, w ith hisyes half out of his head. ly this time," human legs and arms had become visible. 1 steppe! forward and threw the blanket aide, revealing to our astonished gaze the struggling forms ami angry faces of Wah Sinand hi lather. IVns shouted and upset scats in the fulness of their joy: girls clapped their liandi and laughed. The water-pail came rolling across the floor in a deluge, and a shrill voice cried out. "Johnnie I'ratt did that a purjiose. teacher: I seed "im!" "I never," cried Johnnie, in angry denial: '"it was a axident!" "O-o-o-h! von Johnnie Pratt' I saw you." "Hah. yah'! Hi-yiz Hah, ah. yi!" Sam fsin had spoken, and there was silence in the room. At the end of each angry little expletive. Wah Sin had received a sliake and a box on the ears, but he was defiant and rebellious. "He hookce boy! Fun away from school! riay hookee on inouutlin. yaii!" Wah Sin was treated to a terrible shake. " llel lv tool boy. I.av! Whippe hint! Yah. hi. yah!" After each of these sharp, short exclamations, Wah Sin war slapped and culled until a look of penitence and submission came into his face, and he cried lustily. 1 thought it time to interfere. "There, Sam Sin." I said to the angry parent. "1 am sure YYah Sin will not play truant again. Let him take his seat now." 1 motioned toward" Wah sin's seat; Sam Sin led him to it. pi kel him up ami plumped him down on the bench in a manner that threatened dislocation of the boy's neck. 1 followed Sam Sin to thetloor, assuring him that I felt ierfe t confidence in Wah Sin now: and the little Chinaman went away wagging his head angrily and muttering threats against his sin. As I turne! to enter the room. I heard a great cry of. ''Feather! teacher! teacher! Alas for my confidence in Wah Sin! "He h'isted that winder, an' out he went a-lickity-cut !" cried an excited boy near the door. "And he made the awfulest mouth at us before he went, ami shook his Fist at vour back," volunteered a little pirl. I stepped to the window, and saw an exciting sjicctacle. Wah Sin ran lown a trail in full view of his father, and 1 beheld what was literally a mad raff. The boy seemed Ilyinj; over the rocky groiiml: bis father ran with wonderful soed. Two queues stool at right angles with two Chinese heads I knew that if Sam Sin caught Wah Sin, my pupils wouhl be given an obje t-leson that might do them gooL The pursuer and the pursued ran swiftly down the steep trail, until Wah Sin anie to one of the swift and c lear streams that go rushing and foaming amund and over the rocks between their narroiv banks in the narrow gulches. A pine, from wlii h the hark had fallen, was' the only bridge over this stream at the pint where Vah Sin reached it. He spel over on the lotr with the greatet ease and safety. Sam Sin followed half-way : and there we could see him swaying back and forth with outstretched arms for a moment, when down he went into the foamy waters. Wah Sin sped on and on. and soon was lost to sight behind a curve in the mountain. We saw Sam Sin struggle out, and scramble, dripping wet. to the shore, and sjeed on. Hut my pupils missetl the object-lesson I hoped they would pn.dit by. And that was Wah sin's" lat day at my school. Three days thereafter the rumbling old stage-coach passed the schtxil house ou its was to the railroad station. Fifty miles distant. I saw Sain Sin seated on top of the coach, his heels dangling in the air. Seated by the driver was Wah Sin. He saw me at the open window, ami, forgetting and forgiving all past differences, as schoolboys lo forget and forgive, he smiled brightly, waved one little brown hand, inxlded hi head iu farewell, and 1 saw Walt Sin no more. A Negro's Itlea f seceion. Savannah News. Cent ral Toombs i credited with relatins this story: "When we were all lown at Milledgeville passing the ordinance of secession the excitement was most intense, and when the onlinance Finally passed the people had a big impromptu jubilee, lasting late into the night. Some of the members grew hungry at 1ast,'and went to the hotel to get supper, but found that the cook was later than usual in getting it realy. They took occasion to damn him for the delay, when the sable humorist coolly remarked: 'Well, gemmen. you all said dat you nil was gwine outer de f'nited States 'fore : o'clock'dis ebenen', an' darfo' thought that mehbe you all ml Ik- purtv late a gittin' back. Hat's do reason I wam't in no gnat hurry.' And with our const nt the crowd excused him."

At certain seasons of the year nearly every person sutlers to a greater or less extent from impurity of the blocxl, billiousnes, etc.. etc. This should tie remelied as soon as discovered, otherwise serious results may follow. Sherman's "Prickly Ash Hitters' will effectually remove all taint of disease ami restore you to health. Among the endowment mentioned iu the last rejxirt of the University of Pennsylvania, that for the Women's College remains at the original amount ot the foundation ti. ltotsford'a Acid Phosphate. TOXI' HiR OVERWORKKI MF.SJ. lr. J. C. Wilson, Philadelphia, Pa., says: "I have used it as a general tonic, and in particular in the debilitv and dyspepsia of overworked men, with satisfactory results" Allen's Urairi Food Kx tract, positircly cures Nervous Debility and all weakness of Ciencrative System; either sex. $d ; for $r. Druggists or by mail from J. H. Allen, Ü15 Jt'irst ayenue, Isctv York.

OCTOBER.

What royal pomp inres' thev poiden tl r, W hen the oii'ine and natu enry tun. Hi.- bright ecleptic journey aimost mi. Ki-rf-s the leaning plot with tempered ray! What pageantries of color bhish r blare Along the woods of cniasoa, roM and dun. Wheu puuset strikes the mountain.-, oae by one, And kindles them to epleudor we nue! So dies the year.in beauty. . m her heck This hectic Voon will pale, and wan sad weak, And all Tftcreaved of her imperial charms. Winter shall fold her iu his icy arms. And draw above her form his spot!e ehroud. While wood,and winds shall wail with sorrow loodr Traveler Kecord, VARIETIES. At least one ton of poll is buried ia the graves of the dead every year. Massachusetts has an infant phenomenon in the shape of a ten year old burglar. The State seems to be prolific in these youthful prodigies of crime. Guest "Minnie, bring me some roast goose." Waiter "I can't recommend that to you to-day." Guest "Why not, then?"' Waiter "Piccause there is none." Land in the city ol Iondou proper costs $15,000,000 an acre". Editors and plumbers contemplating the purchase of land will hardly miss this golden opportunity. A Michigan advertisement: "Teacher wanted in district No. 10. Masculine genfer; one who will prohibit tobaccochewing. swearing, and lighting in ami around the school-house. lcmocTator Methodist preferred. 1. W. Smith, director." The adulteration of sugar with indigo is one of the latest and most unpleasant discoveries for which the mousing chemist is responsible. It is usel to give the sujar the pearly tint so much admired. Perhaps this explains why people who "take sugar in theirs" so often have the blues. "Pray call me a pretty name," said he ine uiglit to his darling Carrie, The girl he had courtel so Ions that she Thought he never meant to marrj-. I'p from his boom she raised her head. And her cheeks trrew red as roses. "1 think I will call you 'man.' " she said, "For they say that 'man proposes.' Boston Courier. "She v. an't cibbil to me, Jedge," said the defendant, "an' so I done basted her jes once. FYF de I.awd. Jedge, 1 was only enforcin" de cibbil service law'in de family." The Judge said the line was ten dollar-. "'Pears cur'us," said the old freedmau, as he paid the tine, "'jiears mighty cur' us dat de closer er man performs ter de law de wusser he gits lef." "Why !" .askctl the school inater in astonishment, "can't you read"."' "No." replied the farmer landlord, throwing a Limmer at the hens to remind them that they must get out of the corn, "no; fact is I did set out to learn to read once, but when I thought that I should never be able to readaten-tuouandth part of the stuff that's written 1 gave it up in despair." "You are the autumn lenf." said he. "And my arms are the book, you kti nv; Now I place the leaf in the lok. you m-. Aud tenderly press it o." The maid looked up with glance demure, Aud biushes tier fair cheeks wore. Asshe softly whispered: "The leaf. I'm sure. Needs pressing a little more.' Boston Courier. The body of the First Najsileon. burietl at the luvalidcs, in Paris i inc losed iu live cotüns the first in tin, and the others in mahogany, lead, ebony, and oak. All is placed iri a sarcophagus of Finland granite a present from llussia. It is rig it that a fentleman who did so much for the cotfui usiness should have Five collins in his sarcophagus, and nobody will complain of Kussia because of her stony tribute to his Moscow campaign. A good story is told of one of our new deputy marshals. The marshal sent him a scire facias with instructions that if the cefendant could not be found to leave a copy t his last place of rcsitlence. When the deputy reached the neighborhood he found that the defendwas dead. After reading the instruction carefully again he crept into the graveyarl and juudly laid the copy on the defendant's grave. The return reads as follows: "Served by leaving copy at defendant's last resiidence." ("reensborough (N. C. ) North State. Delicate Subject. f Boston 1'ot.j Miss Clara: "I declare I was never so insulted in mv life. Oh. how I hate him!" MissAngie: "Wimm?" Mis Clara: "That young snip of a Dumfoole." MissAngie: "What has he done".'" Miss Clara: "Why, he asked me this afternoon if 1 thought "there was much difference between the people ai the summer resorts ten years agi and now. Just think, ten years." Mifbnel Maluey' serenade. Oil! Nora 5b Cime! Is it draimin' ye are? Js it wakin or shlecpin' ye bo? 'Tis the dark of the moon An' there's niver a star To uatch if ye re peepiu" at me. Throw opin yer blind, shweet love, if ye're there; An' if ye are not. tlaze be shpakin' : An' if yo'rc inclined, ye nn'irlit bring yer g'iitah, An' lulp me, me tat lint to wakin'. 1 urn lonelv! Miotic' An' I'm Michael M.-iloney. A wakin' shwet-t Nora Mediae, For, .love, I'm alone. An" here's I Jirrio Mn honey. An' lbnni O'Kouk an' Mubhmn. I've brought them to jinc in the song I'll be fcins;in"; For. Nora, shwoet Nora M f'une. Yc've sh tat ted me heart-strings so loudly to ringin'. "ne Ton can't carry the chum ! Hut don't be tmaisy. Me tiarlint. for tear Our sait rit.of love should be tettld. Mahnney is eray. An' 1'innis Ciiti't henr; Muldoon is Mruck tum wid a could. The ir back are all la in' the window, me dear: An' they've shworn by the horn ol the tnoou Tbnt niver a note of me song will they hear '1 hat refers to fc!iwe-t Nra McCuiie. W. W. Kiuk in Independent. SOCIAL GOSSIP. Count 'jn the fidelity of a man who carries his heart in his hand and wears his sul in his face. A chair of matrimony i talked of at Yassar college. . It will probably be an ample rocking chair. J'The senseless sheer of shallow liberalism is directed against creeds; a man, to live well, must have a creed," says Kev. S. Clifford Nelson. ''The gift of a child, though it le only for a season, leaves a deposit of blessing on our cliaracter which is a erpetual possession." says Ilev. William M. Taylor, D. D. ('race Greenwood says that "among its other admirable manufacturers New llnglaml produces the best educated girls, the truest wives, the noblest mothers, and the most glorious old maids in the world.'' I nder the new marriage law of Pennsylvania the prospective bridegroom must satisfactory answer eighteen questions before lie can procure a license. Kvidently the mother-in-law has had hcr-elf incorjKrIKiratod in the statues. A New York physician ha written an article entitled "Kissing as a medium of Communicating Disease." It has long been known that kissinp cause a se'ies of heart disease which terminates in matrimonial fever, and the victim dies sooner or later, generally later. It is remarked that the average number of persons composing a family in the United States is decreasing. In FSV it was ." oO-lOO, in 1800 it was 5 LtMOn. in 170 it bad fallen to ofMOO, and in 10 it was only 5 4-1 (. At this rate of decrease the present average would be only live to a family. It would be well for us all if more of our brilliant public men would embalm in print their impressions and memories that they might be fixed, as rorinir bees caught in aut

hor. A world of wise and pertinent . knowl-. edje is often buried in one man's grave or lost in the ciist of tradition before his grave has become greenl . Nothing shall asaiig? Your love but marriage, for such LTle tuning of the two lutes iu one key: for Striking the strings of one. strains will fctir Cpou the frtrimrs of the other; and in Two min 1 linked in love, one cau not be r-cligated but the other rejoices. -appho and Phaon. There is a sickly habit that men get of looking into themselves and thinking how they are appearing. We are always unnatural wheu we do that. The very tread of one who is thinking how he appears to others becomes dizzy with affectation. He is too conscious of what he is doing1, and self-tonsciousness is affectation. There are lS.Obl young woa;en in the various colleges in this country. The remark that a knowledge of cookery is more important than a knowledgr of Greek is now in order. It should be embodied in the able editorial that appears regularly from time to time upon this subject, with the item setting forth the virtues of the mad-stone and the live snake found in the human stomach. Charitable person (to Brown) I am getting up a subscription for poor Mrs. S.. whose husband ed last week. Will jou put your name down for something? Brown No, I guess not. Husbands die every day. Mrs. S. is no worse off than many other w blows in town. Charitable person Hut, my dear friend, this is the fourth husband Mrs. s. has had. It's no ordinary case. A costly feature of bridal toilest just now is the hand boquet. One of orange blossoms and delicate tinted lilacs recently carried at a New York wedding cost $00. At another wedding soon to occur the liotiuet will be of orchids and white lilacs, the cost of which will be more than $100. Still another bride has expressed a desire to carry a btxiuet entirely fashioned of orchids. änJ the llorist has been given a carte blanche order. The ephemeral trille will be very expensive.

I.ife'a Chivalry. Where, in the busy city's care and strife. It thirst for riches, and its toil for bread. Is found that soul of c hivalry in life. Which some are mourniug for as truly dead? Shall we seek for it in the forest glade;" In hoary lim cathedral, gray w ith age? In hancel where the mailed knights are laid With rusted, lance, no further war to wage: In inould'riug castle, or in iied tower, Z Where ioik and pageantry were wont to be? Ah. no! But yet the ancient spirit's power Is with us.and its form, if e could s'c:. To labor rhecn'ullr from hour to hour. To do good graciously, is chivalry. Arthur F. Salmon in Chambers's Journal. The Lover' Sweetest Music. Sweet are the carols of feathered throats When the day bus opened its eye: Sweet. O swect'are the tremulous notes Of the young mother's lullaby. Sweet to the lover when night comes down. As he stands in the shadow lim. I the rustling faint of his lady's gown As the comes down the latie to him. But a sweeter muic to him than this hl the sweetest under the sun. Is the low faint tone of the maiden's ''yes." Which tells that her heart is won. The Fatal Half-Hour. I am told that the conversation of ladies after dinner, when they leave the gentlemen ami retire to the drawing-! oom, is dull. I can hardly believe it, but I have been repeatedly assured that 't is so. 1 am told alsc, on good authority, by those whc ought to know, that the most brilliant girl, the most blooming and vivacious matron, on entering the drawing-room, will sit dow n, as it were, in a brown study. There will be no more wreathed smiles, but merely a dignified stare round the room at others, w ho are also listless and stare digniliedly. The hostess sits down by the most promising case, and a conversation about the ages of thet -hil Iren usually commences. The young ladies get hold of a photograph album and yawn over the family portraits, or simper a little distrustfully about possible, probable or actual lovers; and the middle-aged ones talk, a4 Thackeray remarked, almost exclusively about their complaints. In some circles, scandal up-stairs is advisedly banished, and then the gloom and monotony (there being no way out of children ami disease) goes on deepening until . the door. which even one has betu watching for over half an hour, opens, and the first stray male from below mak.es his welcome appearance. LITTLE FOLKS. Grat ic and Bess are two little sisters. One morning Bess dil not feel well. Mamma thought she looked pale, and said so, ami after the rest of the family had eaten, she "fussed up" a dainty little'breakfast on purpose for Hess. C'racie looked on. She liked jelly and cracker-toast, too. She didn't say a word then, but a little while afterward she came to mamma with drooping lips ami drawn brow. "Mamma," iaid she. I feel pale, too!" When Gen. "Washington was in New England he was entertained nt linner by h country gentleman, who lived comfortably but quietly in Iiis old-fashioned home far from town. When the general rose to go the little daughter of the host, not yet in her teens opened the door for him. As he passed out in his stately way he bowel and saiil to the little maid: "I wish yu a better office, my clear." "Ye, sir." she quickly replied, with a Ikiw: "to lot you in, sir. No Risk. ' "Are you an evangeli-t. Mr. Smith?" said Bobby, at the dinner table. "Y es, my little man," replied Mr. Smith, and do you know what an evangelist is'."' "Pa says an evangelist is a man who makes lots of money w ithont any capital to start in on." A Ouestion of Itirtli. Boton Beacon. Teacher of a clas in grammar "What is the plural of man?" Johnnie "Men." Teacher What is the plural of woman?" Jack "Women." Tendier "What is the plural of child?" Susie "Twin." It Hit Lower Down. "I hcie you will le a better boy in the futuio." said his mother. "Yes'm," sobbed the boy. "1 guess you will mind your father next time he sjeaks to you.'" "Yes'm." "l'oor boy." she added sympathetically, dil he touch vour heart?"' "No'm." Ill-fared Youth. A conscientious school-teacher was trying to tench a very stnpid little loy what the letters T-e-a stood for. The child kept guessing, but in vain. "Why, my boy, what do you drink when at breakfast ?"' the much-tried teacher at last demanded. "Milk and water," the child replied, brightening up. "No: t-e-a tloes not spell milk .ami water. Don't you ever have tea?-' "No, ma'am," the boy answered: "mamma drinks that all up." Felt Awful Sorry for Him. (C'hicauo Ixslirer. "Papa, I saw a joor little boy to-tlay that I felt awful sorry for." "Thai's right, "my boy. We should always pity the joor, lid you divide your jonnies w ith him . "No, no. papa: it wasn't that kind o' poor I mean. He lulu't need no money." "Oh, I see: the little fellow was sick, may be." "No, nd that, either, papa." Then what ailed him?" 'Why, nothing, only the poor loy hadn't never been to a circus, iu his. wUyltt life Wasu't it a fehame?"

IN MEMORY OF.L..H. FOX.

LOVINGLY PfU'ICYTFI T JENNIE. Over the river O'je t y oue. Our friends are going. Another bark with its precious Iad Has sailed away o er thesiieartiver Tearing the loved ones froa our siga: To their heavenly home forever. Oh. boatman pale, do you ever think. As you bear the loved away? Of the lonely hearts you leave behind. W ho Staad ou the shore with eyelid wet. Until the dip of the RoMen our is beard by them uo more. Comfort the lonely heart bereft. Oh. loving SVavior. Thou who didst give, and Thon dost take. lraw nearer to these to desolate. And bid them look to the home above. Where again they'll meet the loved. It seems but yesterday to me. So swiftly glide the years. When I stood near and heard the words That made them one. till leath should come, The bond that linked their souls together, But brokou uow, the chain. But sometime iu the "t'reat Hereafter." They will united le. Oh. may that hope pive her sme comfort. And cheer her, while she journeys onward. For nearer at each eventide. Are wc all to the " Land of the I-eal." Sept. "J I. lS-". APEl.AIPETl Rill NE. WIT AND PLEASANTRY. A Southside couple stood before a Court street jeweler's the other evening, when the young lady remarked: "Gawgie. don't vou think there is something perfectly lovely about those clocks?" What do you admire so much about them?" he asked. "Why. don't you see they they name the day." The future will tell if Oawgie tumbledl Wife This letter from mother is dated three days ago. If that is the best the new immediate delivery system can do they had better return to the obi system. Husband (who has carried the letter in his locket two days) Don't be unjust, my dear. The system Ls new yet, and. probably 'not in erfect working order, t'ive 'em time, my dear give 'em time. "And you pretend to say." remrVi .( lawyer to a wtiness, "that you i, , . the exact words tin man said tu 'en years ago?" "I do." "Well, it my lin-.u r serves me, I met you at Saratoga about live years ago, ami 1 should like to know if you can swear to any expression which I then made." "I can." "Now, Mr. J I want you to remember that you are under oath now, under oath, you swear that yon can quote with great accuracy a remark I made to you at Saratoga five years ago?" "lean." "Vell, what is it?' "You met me in the hotel corridor." "Y'cs, tiite corre t." "And you shook hands with me." "Naturally 1 did." "And you said to me. 'Let's go and take something." " The crier of the court had to call silence for ten minutes, and the law ver confessel that the witness had a remarkable memory. An F.ye to F.conomy. New York Sun. Young husband "I believe 1 would like a nice turtle steak fordinner." Young wife (of a thriftv disposition) "I am afraid turtle steaks ar rather exiensive. dear. Wouldn l you nesatisiiedwitha mockturtle steak?" Kcclrsiastilal Item. Teacher "What are the names of the seven days of the week?'" Boy "Monday, Tuesday' Wednesday, Thursday. Friday. Sat unlay. TeachVr "Tbat'sonly six lays. Y'ou have missed one. When does vour mother go to church?" ltoy "When pa buys her a new hat." .1 ones' Mistake. I Boston Transcript. J Mrs. Smittison (who flatters herself iqion her youthful appearance): 'That young laly over there is my daughter. Mr. Jones; would you believe it?" Jones (looking in.the wrong direction): "Your daughter! Is it possible! I should have guessed she was your sister." Mrs. Smithson: "Not the laly you are looking at, Mr. Jones; she is my mother." Jones. "Ob!" Tuo ulden. Horace "I see by the paper that there U hardly a bouse in Hussia in which there is not to be 'found a bottle full of " Angelinu "The horrid things! Why don't Francis Murphy or Sam Jones go over to Hussia and make them sign the pledge? What kind of liquor did you say w as in the bottles!" Hornet 'T didn't say anything about liquor:" I was going to say that the bottles were full of waterfront the river Jordan." Angelina, snappishly "Well, why lidn't you say it then? Soine men don't know enough to go in when it rains The Iift'erenee. Mgr. f'apel bad a suit in Ioudon once in which he engaged a poor, young lawyer Ikgimiing his practice. One clay the liion-i-juor receive! a bill of the usual kind. He was charged for being called upon when he was out and w hen he was in ; he was charged for interviews had with his secretary, when the lawyer, having nothing else to do. though he could earn six shilling and eight pence by chatting about the cae. He wa charged for every conceivable thing, and he protesteil. "These calls take time," said the lawyer, "and time is money." "Yes; but 1 make thousand of calls cm ix-ople in ierfornian eof my labor. Suppose c harged for them."' 'You forget monignor. You are working for a heavenly rew;arl. I am working for a purely earthly one." How Wars Itegiii. Chicago News. "Papa, how do nations get into war with each otlw'r?" asked Tommy Seasonby. "Sometime one way, sometimes another," said the father. "Now, there are C.ermany and Spain they came near getting into war because a Spanish mob took down the German Hag." "No, my lear." put in Mrs. Seasonby, "that was'n't the reason," "Hut, my darling." said Mr. S., "dont you supiose I know. Y'ou are mistaken. That was the reason." "Ni, de.'trie. you are mistaken. It was because the f.ermans " "Mrs. Seasonby. I say it was because " "Peleg. you know better. You are only Irving ti ""Madam, I don't understand that your opinion was asked in this matter anywav." "Well. I don't want my boy instructed by an old. ignoramus." "See here, you impudent'' "Put down your cane, you old brute. 1 kni' t vou dare" to bristle up tome, or I'll semi this roling pin at your head, you Old-" . "Nevermind," interrupted Tommy, "I goes I know how wars b pin." 'It KiiM-ka the Spots." ami everything in the nature of eruption. blotches, pimples, ulcers scrofulous humors, and incipient consumption, which is nothing more nor less than scrofula f the lungs, completely out of the system. It stimulates and invigorates the liver, tones up the stomach, regulates the bowels, purifies the blood, and builds up the weak place of the body. It is a purely vegetable compound, and will do more than is claimed for it. We refer to Tierce's. "Golden Medical Discovery."

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