Indiana State Sentinel, Volume 31, Number 34, Indianapolis, Marion County, 23 September 1885 — Page 7

THE INDIANA STATE SENTINEL, WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 23, 1333.

Adrertiaing Cheats!!! "It Ii beroiM m common to begin aa article III au elegant, interesting style. Then run it into some advertisement, tL.st we Avoid all mrIi, "Ami simply call attention tu the merit- of Hop l;itt-p itl as plain, honest terms as possible, To induce jeoilc "To pi so them one trial, which so prove their Value tl.at they will never use anything e.t." "The lUiucdv m) favor.ibly noticed In all the apcr. JH lii'is ari'l secular, is "Having a large sale, nd 1 Mipplantinsr all Other limiicincs. "1 here : no dcnylnsr the virtue of the Hop Jilant. tunl the proprietors of Hop lütter have fcl.ov.u sreat shrewdness and ability " " -In e'ompoundiu; a medicine whose virtue are . ta'itilie to every one'a observation. "'

Did She Dir No: ".-!ie lingered and suffered along, pining away all the tir.ie for years,"' "The d.ntors doing her no good:" "And at lat was cured by this Hap Bitters the ape i say so much aliout." Indeed: indeed.'" How thankful we should be lor that medicine." A Daughter' MUerj. 'Hieven jeara our daughter buffered on a bed of misery. "From a complication of kidney, liver, rheumatic trouble and nervous debility. "Inder the care of the UM pliyi ian. "Who vave her dieae various names, "l;it no re'.icf, And now she U restored t" us in jrond health !y a simple a remedy a Hop Hilters, that we had bum cd for years before usjui; it." The 1'arent.s. Fattier Is (letting; X$l. "My dni'hters ay: ' "II. .w much better father is since he u-cd Hop Hitter-." He i- ecttinjf well after his Inns suffering from a di-ense declared incurable." "And we are so glad that he used your Bitter.' A Lady of I'tica, X. Y. eTNone pcnuiu.e without a bunch of green Jlops en the white label. Shun all the vile. oisouous stuff with "Hol" or "Hups" in their name. SHAKESPEARE ' Thrrfor) the moon, the wrrna of floods. I'ii tn her arsirer. w aches all thflair. That rheumküc diaeaaea may abound.' Whether tne "pale moon" has Increased the sire of her wash as the world has increased la population may be a question, but Its a tact beyond question that Rheumatism lias Increased until It does "abound" In "all the air," and thousands of human beings are bound and tormented wlia the excruciating putnsi that only ltlieuaaatlsm and Neuralgia can lafllct. mm lsth ONLY conqueror of thf3e terrlblo diseases, as hundreds gladly testify. Mr. O. Thorntrn. c. R.-T. P. R. R. Machin Paops, Stuart, Iowa, writes: Athlonhorn arssrtly relieved Tan of dl. trsu v f.hemi tieiii, and 1 willingly reeniu. l.iend it a a remedy that will runt Rheuinatii!i. I w retiboMl to my lied, and after tinuoue bottle u able to tro to work." Even if no itrange that at first you mar hardly believe it, it 13 true that "A'TnLOPHOHOS" will do for YOU just what it Las done for others. If you cannot pet Athi-ophoros of your dnujjri.it, we will send it express iniid. on receipt of regular price one dollar jier bottle. We prefer that you buy it from your druggist, but if he Jiasn t I:, do not be T-ersuaded to try something tlse. but order at once from ua, as directed. ATHLOPHOROS CO. 112 WALL ST. NEW YORK JJüMPHREYS; HOMZOPATHIC Vrferlnarj Specific: Cure I)iea.es of Horses, Cattle, Sheep DOGS, HOG, rOULTEY. In e for ore r 20 years 1y Farmers, Mocklrceders, Horse II. IL, Ac Used by U. S. Government. w STABLE CHART Mounted on Rollers k Book Mailed Fren. Humphreys' Med. Co.. 109 Fulton fct.. If. Y.' HTJiirnBSYS' HOXIOPATHIC 28 SPECIFIC No TT onr mrtactmntnl remcd for Nervous Mii Vital Veakness, and Hr-airaf in, friu nvf-r-work or oiber cao. Sfl pT r 6 viU and Iure vi! riler. fur IX t.u by urn iium. orn-nt poiiin on r-ct?ii.u 1 1 nm I ELY'S " fliKAM HALM. CataprH Cleanses the Head AI 1 ay a Infiamma tion, . -1 4"UAVrrvPDS3 Sores. Restores the Senses of Taste, Smell, Hearing. AJM: quick Relief. A j ' USJt. positive Cure. HAY-FEVER A particle Is applied into each nostril and Is rreeahle U use. rrice fiO cents by mail oral i-TUEKlifi- w r lrcuiar. tLY HKOTILEKc lragglstii, Owego, N. Y, Hi For 15 yrars at 37 Court Place, now at '3IarUStroet, LoMille,Ky Kct. '1'hird n.-T oiirth. AMI Jl. Hit l will prr.T CnrM all forms f PRIVATE, CHRONIC a.ad StXUAL H$ASS. bpencatorrnea and Impotc t'icrwiTi -I tc't-tnj ta Tut. Mini mb Kiar.l rai If Cocfuiriva f ii-M, I'M of ht lnl ror. 4c.. r-n-iinf jj TtCIJXU"" Gonorrhea, C Jf I.r. t, 1 , Hurt i". CrciutU. Hrr. vu kiyum, It 1 . r M4-1 fiat a 1 h tc'uo wh un wi! aUnitJo . As 1 emiia f 1,4 tfvatiwff tbouMa-10 anaf mtf. aooire xrt nuL Ftivnet.aa aftAWin4rtaij faMtaft VW paeoi 10 KT C.-. VM it ft. llwmot'B twi h.i ia- er raa(ui a-. r win caa few aM anvauuf I iA afaij lyj anil or ni ra aof wbar. Carea Guaranteed in till Case auidrt.km. . I liuiwii, i-.rp.-a'.. . w HlT fraw aa4 1aV4. CiU-'fCt rcaaaaal ae-i cwrreapDadraca atnctlj amj 8 laanat. PRIVATE COUNSELOR Of 0 pwM, aaail w aaf aMraaa, a aataty anlol. tm- Ikww . r-a La. aew4 a raaa dt ai. aadraaa aa aaaw.i . XMlWUlt(Aliuia.tvi(. WiriaaiUL

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let al! the Rood thou doe-t to inaa A gift be, not a debt: And he will more remember thee 1 he more thou dot forget. Do it a one who knows it not. Hut rather like a viue. That year by year.hriug forth its grapes And ca.-e not for the wine. A horc v hen he ha run his rare, A doc when tracked the came, A bee v hen it ha honey made Jioliot tlieir deeds i-r-i laiiu. lie silcut. then, ami like the vine, I'.niii? forth wiiat i in thee; It i thy duty to he siimxI. And uiaii . to houor tliee. -Moral.- of Mart u Aurelius by R. II. Stoddard. WIT AND PLEASANTRY. 'I'at, remember you owe me a thillitig.' Ktid a gciitleiuan to his tenant. I'at "I will niver forgit it. yotir honor, an' may your honor live in health till I iay you.' The Merchant Traveler comes lxldly out ami atlvfces all nu'n to tell their wives everything about Hieir luisine. It is sustierteil that a lady editorial writer has been added to the Travcier'i? sdafi. "Never would call a boy of mine 'Alias,' " said Mrs. Jones, "if 1 had a hundred to name. Men by that name is allu cuttin' tip caiers. Hcre's Alias Thompson, Alias Williams, Alias the NighthawK all been took uj tor tdcnlinV A woman recently entered a store and sat down in front of an iron .afe to warm her feet. After sitting some twenty or thirty minutes, she remarked tint: "I never did like them kind of stoves. They lon't throw out scarcely any heat, tho.-e fias burners ilont." "Jut one,'' said the lover as he tooil inon the 5tx.i with hi j;irl, "jut one!" "Jud one," said the mother, putting her bead out of the bedroom window above; "well, I jjue it ain't s late a that, but it's pretty near twelve and you'd better be going, " or her father w ill be down." And the lover took bis leave with a sad pain at bis heart. The storv is told of Mr. Kvarts that he once sent a donkey "up to his farm at Windsor, Vt., and about a weck atterward received the following from his little grandchild: "Jk.k Gi: NM'. : The little donkey is very en tie, but be makes a big noise nights, lfe is very hme-ome. I guess ho misses you. I Iiojk' you will conic up soon, and then he won't be so lonesome. Mixxik," HatHed tit the Start. Census taker to husband "What is your w it'e's aue?" Husband "I don't know." Cen-tis taker "Can't vou approximate it' Husband "No, I can't even approximate il. Hie was a w idow when 1 married her." The Kditor is Asked to IJrluk. Minneapolis 1 rihune.l 'nee in a great w hile something comes stealing across the vision like a passing ai'gcl. having with it the odor of strong, (lowers, plucked by unseen band, in unknown countries far beyond the earthly seas. We do not understand it. cannot fathom it, yet we know that it must be a thing of joy mid beautv. A Novelty All Around. Sympathizing Friend Is it true, my dear Mrs. Ibown, that your husband committed niicide? Mrs. Urown (rcetntly bereaved) I am afraid it is. Sympathizing friend What in the world could have induced him to commit such a rash and desperate act'.' Mrs. ll-own 1 haven't the faintest idea. I never knew John to do such a tiling before. Hard Times. From the Arkansas Traveler.! "How are the times down in the country. uncle'.'" asked a white man of an old neirro. "Purely, sab, orely." "What is the cause?" "It's de comin' in o' dese Yankees, sab." "How did they cause hard times?'' "Jiy t'arin' down all do ole smoke-houses sab." "Why did that make any difference?" "Wh'ut? Whv did dat make any difference? Sab. da tore down de loir-houses an' built brick ones in dar idace. Ha needn't bo so larticular. Nobody wan't gwinc ter steal mithin . Jsrieiire "ini lo Wonder. Soint rviile Journal. "No. sir." declared Schoeiiienstedt iHisitivclv, "J d in't take any stock in all this talk almnt mini! muling. It all bosh, ev ery bit of it. I'll defy any man living to read my mind. It an absolute impossibility, sir; an absolute imiosi!nity." "l.tit dear. irciitlv liiterruptod .Mrs. S kiiepiKMi.stedt, "you ought not to be quite so positive. Science has been making won-h-rUil strides, you know, in the lat few years. by, I was reading only the other day of ft wonderful microscope w hich would i.rw over ll-'.ono iineg drawn in a spucc au in h wide." A Miiflit 3Ii4uiilerstHiidine. They slowly approached the ho'ise. he with u sad, (ieiftel air, aifd she with a jiroud, j-cornful lMk nprn lier fair joung la e, that botlcu no gooil to the wedding Im-Hm and the orange llowrr.. "1 can not imagine, my dear," he said, mournful!', as they ifuirieol the front door, "what has come over you ?o suddenly. I would at least know my offense. I pimplv a-sked you if you Mere romantic, when A startling look came over the young a a m v girl s face. "You asked me what?'' she demanded. "I only a-'ked if you were romantic, and "Korvive me, Ueorg." he exclaimed, with a convulsive tob, ns she threw lier arms about bis neck. "1 thought you asked me if was rheumatic. IMetjr That 1'aid. "How iloes it ha))i.eii that you joiwtl the Metliodistf hur !i?" asked a man of adeulerin ready-rnad clothing. "Nell, jiecatw mine brudder choined der Urcsbyt rians. I vas not vant der let him get der advantage mit ruo." "How tret the advaiiUige'."' "Mine brudder not iced dot he vas ein shoemaker, und dot der Itrcsbvleriaiis sht.od w-i ven dey braye. lie see Jot dev vare der snots outi in uo, vay, nni no ( noins not church to hold dot trade, ant prosjwr; ho I shoined der Methodi.sta." "What did you gain by that?" ,"Vy, der Methodists kneel dow n tint vare dir pntches al der knees out ven dev brave. nut dey bray long unt vare big boles in dem prnciie. eu, x sens cioiniugio item Jietn olists unt makes monish." "J'ut don't you have to donate consider able to the snptort of the rhurch'7" "Yah; J.put much money in dot shun h basket, but eferv time I donates to dot shtirth I mark pritches oop den jer cent, unt fits more as cicn. The Kias Happened. Missouri lU'publicRu.J At all the Saratoga bops the children are allowed to nse the hop-room from 8 to v. There caH be nonioro Ixautiful picture than to see a hundred little white angels flying around the ball-room to the music of the waltz. bast night Mrs. Astor's little frirl Ethel, danced with Freddy Livingstone, who, in the excess of his innocent love and joy, put his arms around her neck ami kissed her. This made everyone in the State's ball-room laugh. "Uli. Kthel. Pm ashamed to think you should let a little boy kiss you," said "her mother. "Well, mamma, I couldn't help it," said Kthel. "You couldn't help it."' exclaimed her mother. "No, luauuaa, Ygu sec Trcddy audi I were

dancing the polka. Freddy had to stand up close to me. and all at once his lip slipped and the kiss hipyened." It Ioen't Work Tith Itoy. "She won't do. Marie; she won't do," said the man of the bouse, entering just in time to tippet the negotions between Hie mistress and a new nursery-maid. "Why, dear, don't you like her?" "She's not young enough." "That's just the reason I was engaging her. She's not young." "That's why Iobject." "Henry, what do you mean?" "I want a young, pretty, bright girl, with a clean white apron and a pretty cap." "Oh. ye?. 1 supiose you do." "You" are wrong, mv dear I do not mean that." "What?" "Your tone was significant. No. I have a theory. I think that children grow up a grol deal like the jieople w ho take care of them." "Oh, well," and the began to cry. "I suppose you don't like to have your children row up like their mother." "My dear, don't be ridiculous. I mean that they get to speak and act like their nurses, and 1 wis-h my children to have no mannerisms that will be offensive." "What kind of a nurse did you have, Henry T' "Madam." be said rather confusedly, "I had a colored nurse but it doesn't work with boys." A Near ltelation. One particularly sultry evening, while the sentinels were pacing their beats, their mouths dry and parched, and their bodies almost overiowered with heat, and wondering if the pirates in the mess-tent would drink every last drop of lemonade before t.c "relief" t nine, one of the guards observed a private approaching, who was staggering along under the combined load of much conviviality and an enormous watermelon under each arm. "Who KOes there?" "Kr fren," rescinded the truant. "Advance, friend, and jive the countersign." "Hain't got no countersign." amiably replied the private; "but I'll give yer er watermellin." Pretty soon the officer of the day came round and said to the sentinel, who "was absorbed in munching a big piece of watermelon stuck on the end. of Iiis bayonet. "lid Perkins pass you just now?" "Yes, sir." "Hid he give the countersign?" inquired the lieutenant, taking a bite himself," as the man presented arms. "Well, no. sir," said the sentinel, confidentially, "ihe password is 'Cholera,' but be said 'Watermelon,' so I passed him and put the other half in your tent." "Iid, eh?" mused the olUcer. "Hum! watermelon, ch-' Well, I guess that was

LITTLE FOLKS. "1'on't tell me you won'i!" said a father to his little daughter of six summers. "Well, but, papa," said the artless Utile one, "what bliall I say when 1 mean I won't?"' VI. en little Harrys fatiicr trave him a youi.g apph-liee for his "very own," he asked gravely, " What kind of apples do you s pose it w ill have, dried apples, or the round, roily kind? Flva. aged four, was nulling' crass for "Old Paul," the family horse. After feeding him for Hune time, she said, earnestly, "Papa, I am wing to feed Old Paul till he gets so uill he can t touch the ground. Little Jim was baby brother to a family of married brothersand nisters, and was "uncle" to a little nephew w hen but a very snaall iH.y inmseil. of course, the family talked a great deal about "l'ncle Jim," so when there was another nephew, Jim exclaimed, proudly, "Now I'm two uncles." A three-vcar-old little girl was taught to lose her evening pravcr, during the tempo rary ansenccot lier lather, with "anil plcaso watt h over my jmpa." It sounded very sweet, but the mother s amusement ma? bo imag ined when she added "and vou better keep an eye on mamma, tio!" Pantist Weekly. Twolfttle North Side girls wished much for a baby, and having great faith in prayer, they took a basket, lined it with cotton ami put it under the hack piazza, and then etuh night prayed earnestly. As tho baby did not come, the children have lost faith. It has been hard for their parents to explain why the prayer wa not answered. A class in mental arithmetic was ouchtioned concerning tiic number of men reiuird to t rforni a certain piece of work in a seiiiod time. Jim answer given was, twelve inen und two-thirds." A bright lad perceiving the oddity of two-thirds uf a man, instantly replied. "Twelve man ami n luy fourteen years old." Two-thirds of twenty-one. the leya! age of manhood. Crooked Atiawer. Sch'H.l-ehildren become possessed of main' singular and amusing ideas. Here are some in the. form of answers to (jurat ions asked by their teachers. "Hcseribc the heart."' "It is a remit a shaped, 1 ag.M "What is a volcano.'' ''A volcano is a large mountain with a hole it the top and a fireplace at the bottom, and sometimes the tire roines out at the ton, ami destroys the cities at the bottom, it there are any. "Mention any occupation considered injurious to health." '( -upntions which are injurious to health are carbolic acid gas, which is impure blood." "Is a Kotinaker's trade, injurious to health':" "Yes, very Injurious; because the bootmakers press the boots against the thorax, and, therefore, it presses the thorax in and it touches the heart, and if they do not die, they are cripples for life." "What is the feminine of goose?" "fiandcrcKs." "Where wai Ib'shop Latimer Imrned to death?" "In the lire?" Another pupil write. "When food is swallowed it p;is3cs through the windpipe, and the chyle passe up through the backiione, ana reaches the heart, where it meets the oxygen, and is puriiied." The Seeon.-! Place. (Pittsburg Commercial "In the first place, brethren," said a camp meeting orator last ni;ht, "we must be care ful of what we say, and, In the second place" there was some noise in the congregation caused by the young people coming in, and the speaker paused. "In the second place," repeated the speaker, and again lie paused, and a small loy arose and cried out, "The Allcghenies are in the econd place; Cincinnati got Lckcd." I to not ftlfrh for the stately maid. Though her face be e'er m fair, For the truth to tell, Pm half afraid Of the girl with the haughty air. There's a weeter charm, a fairer grace, That homage will always win : 'Tis found In the bright and umillng face Of the girl with the double thiu. The woman whom a Swiss wooed was ten years his senior, and she had a fortune, while he was indigent. Under these circumstan ces she would not believe that Iiis love was genuine or his offer of marriaee disinter ested. Jn order to convince her he commit ted suicide under her bedroom window. "I do not like thee, Dr. Fell, The reason why, I can not tell." It lias often been wondered at the bad odor this oft-ouoted doctor was in. 'Twas proba bly because he, lelng one of the old-school doctors, made up pills as large as bullet, which nothing but an ostrich could bolt without nausea, lfenre the dislike. Dr. II. V. Pierce's "Pleasant Purgative Pellets" are sugar-coated and no larger than bird-shot, and are quick to uo their work, ror all de rangements of the liver, bowels and &tom Wh they axe cjhx iüc.

OF FLOWERS.

EY MAI T.! E r. VW. The it were no roses till the first child died: No violets, no baluiy-breathe 1 heartsease; No hcliotroie. nor buds . dear to les. The honey-uertrted woodbine, no i;old-eyed Xiid white-lashed dai?y-ilowcr. nor, stretching wide. Clover and cowslip-cups, like rival sens .Vectiiw and parting as tue youua uriiu; öreeze buns Kiddy ra-es ii'.aeiiiK M.-ek and hide: For all flowers died w heu F.ve left Paradise, And all the world was ilowerless aw hue. t'ntil a little child wn.s laid in earth: Then from its icrave grew violets for its eyes. And from its tps rose etai rr in same. And so ail flowers from that child's death took birth. Toui Topics. VARIETIES. There Is one insane icroii to every 530 Americans. Japan lias more newspapers tha;i .Spain and P.ussia combined. In Genoa the policemen wear silk hats and the K carry silver-headed walking sticks. The electric current on a teleirranh wire would traverse the length of the earth's equator in two seconds. They are now manufacturing fire-proof writing jiajer. This makes it all the more dangerous to be a statesman. A French newspaper advertisement reads: Wanted A conspicuously healthy-looking man to be a "cured patient" in a doc tor's oft ice. A tramp went into a house in Missouri and spit on the parlor carpet. The worean was sic k in bed, but she got up and broke his collar-bone and ran him to the woods. Nothing bothers a modest but hungry old lien so much as when she has made a hearty bicakfast oil' an old shoe-lace and finds the unfortunate shoe still at the end of it. In ( hina they pile weights on a murderer and slowly crush him to death. It may do you good "to know that it takes over IT.ooO pounds to crush the spirit of a strong man. Customer "Have you tome good, imIiorted cigars?" New clerk "Not just now, ut we shall have in about an hoar. The printer around the corner is at work on the labels now. Custom compels an Icelander in his native land to kiss every woman he meets. It must make an Icelander mad to discover his w ife earing down on him from the opposite side of the wav. A glass bedstead has been made at a lirininghani, Kng., factory for a Calcutta millionaire. It is of solid glass, the legs, rails, etc., being richly cut. The king of Puriuah aiso has one. The father, mother and two sons of a ISvan family of California are doing penance for their several misdeeds in the State prison a notable instance of how crime is propagated by contagion. A husband in Ycrmont was in the habit of putting a porous plaster over his wife's mouth to stop her gab, but the court called il'a case of assault and be must now either bFistcr her tor.guc or submit to her talk. "He died willingly in the hojes of salva tion." You may think this refers to a clergyman who had served (iod for half a century, but is wai not. It refers to a New York State murderer who chopped tin his wife. In an r.nglish town an infant fell from an upper story and landed upon the bustle of a lady's dress. A gentleman who was walking behind caught the little creature before it had time to roll oil'. The child was tinharmed. Anyone who has ever beard a vornan talk about a tooth she has just had pulled, while she displays the interesting souveneir to her friends will le willing to admit that men are not the only or the. In-st stump orators in the world. The hearing of the liorse is more aeute than that of man, and yelling at hira only tends to make him more dilheult to manage. You may always be nire. suvs Jlartholomew, the trainer, that tho louder n man shouts at a horse the less be knows about him. llattlesnake have been found in I'.landford, and two Springfield young ladies thought thov beard one while out Iwrrying there the other day. They tied precipitately, but one of ehem afterward discovered it was the rattle of the pilllox in lier iocket! Homes tend. "Say," said the editor's smart little hou. as he entered alon; 'di you keep knives?" 'Oh. ven," resjioiided the store-keeper; 'we've Kept them for years." "Well,' re turned the boy, starting for the door, "you ought fo advertise, ami then you wouldn't keep them so long." Nornstown Her ald. The tropical coosc'errv, which is culti vated in Florida, prows on a hundsniue tree rrom ten to fifteen feet in height. Ihe fruit is rather smaller than 1 lie Siberiau crab apple, anil the shape a flattened stabe. It contains one hard seed. The fruit is only moderately valuable, but the tree Is ornamen tal. The )opulatinn of London in !WI was 4, 7l, olJ, the increase since 1871 having leen x r cent. There are now every week almost twice as many births as deaths, to say nothing of the immigration. One would, therefore, not be far out of the way in declaring that then? are in London 5,oi 0,000 inhabitants, A western man who was touring through the Fast, in passing a meadow heard the driver say: "Abandon the direct progression to the straight thitherward, and deviate by inclinatorv and aberrent dextrogvration into adcxtral incidence.'" It was an amateur 1 Vision farmer paying "gee P.uek to his j'Oke of oxen. Cliicago Inter-Ocean. One hundred years ago there were t,000 inhabitants in St. Mary s City, Md. To-day the town contains two buildings, one of which is an Fpiscor al church and the other is a female academy. Nearly all the remains: of the lost city are vanished, but the mul- . . w s. a , berry tree under which una mitimore offered prayer on his arrival ''"1 years ago still stands. A Love Sonjr A. I. lit When I o from uiy place, At your feet, Is weel' Bein by. 1 but hear What you Sarve. All I know Of your bui I reeall All. Naught am I Hat au ear To the word Heard. Being by (In the net,) 1 forgetWhy? Then I go, And the (Trace Of your face Know. Anstla Dobson, in Harper's Magazine. itutn. she stood breast-high amid the corn, lasp'd by the golden light of moru, Like the sweetheart of the Sun, Who many a glow ing Wis had won. On her check anautmnu flush leeply ripened; muh a blimh In the midst of brown whs born. Like red jioppies grown with corn. Itound lier ev- her tresses fell Which were blackest none could tell ; Itut long la Mica veiled a light. That had else been all too bright. And her bat with khady brim Made her tress v forehead diu : Thus Fhe flood amid the stooks, iTalaing God with aweetest looks. Hure, I Mild. Heaven did not mean " Where J reap thou shouldst but glean; I Ay thy rheaf ndown aud conic! Share tuy harvest and my home! Thomas Hood. tlrnmniar V. Moral. CieorgJe "Mamma, me and Tommy goes over to Uoney'a and ideals prnie." Mamma (shocked at his grammar) "Yiiat, my son! Say that again." tieorgie "Me and Tommy goes over to Honey's and Meals gropes." Mamma "Say that once more, Ceorgie: you kftow better, thau Uiat.".

Georgie (scowling) "Tommy and I g3 over to steal grapes." Mamma (triumphantly) "That's right,

Georgie; that's right." (Kisses him.) RELIGIOUS, INTELLIGENCE AND INCIDENT. The first rresbvterian general assembly met at Philadelphia in 17s:. A law has been enacted in Austria making the observances of Sunday compulsory. The Americani Missionary Hoard needs Sd oo.ooo to come to its seventy-fifth anniversary next October out of debt! A minister, haviug some of his old ser mons, was asked w hat he had in his pack age, "orieu tongue, was the reply. Ground has been broken for a Young Men's Cbrsitian Assoc iation at New Haven, Conn. The buildin? w ill cost SsfcUKW. Ik.remus Scudder, son of Ir. Scudder, of Chicago, 111., was ordained at Kobe. Japan. June 17. Fight Japanese churches were represented in the Council. The poje has distributed among the card inals copies of bis Initio joems, printed on rose pa j er, in Klzevir type, with illuminated borders and rich, engravings. "Fully three-fourths of the members of Ikiptist churches in this city," says the New i ork Fxaminer, "are ieople that deiend for their support on daily labor." It is said that a split will occur in the Fourth Methodist Church, of Pittsburg, Pa., because roller-skating was allowed to form one of the attractions at a late church festi val. At Northfield Mr. Moody has been buy ing bii wagons to be used on Sundays for carrying to and from church people who live at a distance and could not otherwise at tend. A llantist clenrvnian in Pakota has heid a great plowing and sowing bee, and seeded to w heat a large tract of land given by a wealthy member. If all goes well, the church will have several thousand bushels of wheat next season. The Kev. Ir. P.rownlee has been pastor of the Heformed Church at Port Richmond. Staten Island, for fifty years. The fact was commemorated uj.nn a recent Sabbath by the presentation of a gold medal to the hon ored pastor. According to General Pooth, the Salvation Army rlies its colors in seventeen countries. numbers l.böo corps of soldiers and 2,'Ö0 paid ollicers. The army publishes twenty newspapers, reaching half a million readers every week. llishop AYatson, of North Carolina, held re ligious services at Mantea, on Itoanoke Island, recently. This is believed to be the second time in three hundred years (since hl)that a religious service according to the forms of the Kpisconal Praver-llook lias been held on HoanoKe Island. The Georgia State Agricultural Society, at the recent convention held at Marietta passed a resolution request in? the Governor to apnoir : a day of thanksgiving and praise to our he.-.venly father for his goodness and mercy in blessing us with good seasons, good crops, and the prosjects of a bountiful harvest. The l!ev. J. M. I.uke was once interviewed by a church committee which was anxious to employ a &.0U pastor on less than half that amount. After patiently listening to them describe the gifts of the man they nettled. Hrother I.uke replied: "Yes you w ant a whale and you have nt w ater enough to swim a minnow. The additions made to the Presbyterian churc hes of this country last year on exami nation number 42,'.i7'J, the gain by conver sion being about 1 ,t cent of the whole membership rejorted in 14, and representing an average addition f about seven new converts to each of the b.olKj churches. Of the religious intelligence of Germany it is written: The ignorance in matters of rellfMim u ir.eredihlo Th rosYfrt fur rplii'lnn and those w ho reach it and preach It has ieen very inucii uimini.siiel. Keligion is no more a power in public, in domestic, life, nor in the press, nor in parliament, nor in the church. A little girl happened in a neighbor's liotiso one morning at the time of famijy prayers. She was asked io stay, and, accepts ing the invitation, remained an interested larticipant in the proceedings. "When they all arose from kneeling she startled the company with the exclamation: "I like this paiiie tirstnite. AVhat is the name of it?" In the. neighborhood of Triiuger at the Ial lake in the northwest of India, there oo urs annually in the early summer a very singular festival. The attraction of the occasion is the exhibition of a hair of the head of Mobammed. The hair has been preserved for centuries in the Holy place on the Pal lake. It is kept in a silver box, with a glass iid. His exhibited three times during the festival. Arrangements have reen made for a missionary conference to be held in Philadelphia Wednesday and Thursday, Nov. IS and It)., in commemoration cd the reorganization of the Domestic aud Foreign Missionary Society in ls:t, upon the basis of the membership of tho church, and of the fiftieth anivcrsary of the consecration of the Ilight Pev. Jackson Kemier, I. J)., the first missionary bishop. The owning service will be a celebration of the holy communion in Christ Church, in which lr. Kemper was consecrated. The Executive board of the t'nion of American Hebrew congregations this year sent out about 'JnO circular letters asking for !raetieal suggestions regarding measures to ntercst the rising generation of Jcvs in Jewish a flairs. All the replies asjreed tint Judaism is not In a healthful condition in this country, and the majority advocated the establishment of hynod as an essentia1 measure. Tin n- was a curious observance of SL James day at Stratford-on-Avon. First, there was a choral celebration of the Communion; then a cricket match between the clergy and choir and the congregation; then there were prizes for the heaviest baby baptized within two years, and for the member oftho congregation who could make the ugliest face. Finally, the clergy and choir surpliced, walked in procession, ringing hymns, A Chicago magistrate, before whom the Hallelujah Chorus and five brigade olhVera of the Salvation Armv were arraigned as "public nuisances," said that from his own ex perience there were "nior arrests on account of the Salvation Army than of all the saloons on the North Side' .Yes; people are very free with their complaints against thia handful of noisy and cranky religionist; but they are in no haste to make front against that great Damnation Army which holds jossession of citv governments and and runs riots at its will. Christian l'egistcr. The Christian Union discusses the question "How can the laboring man be attracted to the church and be held there after he is attracted?" It nays: "Would it not be well to try and create among the laboring men an order of lay helpers who would work among their fellow-laborers? They are the only ernes who are practically familiar with the trials and temptations of" a laborer's life; and would not the gathering of workingmen in small bodies, in comfortablo rooms. throughout the city during the week-day evenings lead them into a church where the hours of service and the order of exercise were arranged with a view to the comfort and convenience of the man who works from eight to ten hours a day, six days in the week, and for his wife, who is compelled to do all the work for the family, if she is not forced also to add to its income bv going 'out at a day's work.' The main difficulty is that almost all philanthropists endeavor to help the poor in their own way, rather than in the way the poor man wishes to be and can be helied. Is not the attc tnnt to deal with the working people more on the ideal plan of what they should be than on the practical one of what they ar.?'".

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BY CHAKUOTF. Vl.Kt V. If I am weak aud you are fdrou;. Why then, w hy then. To you the braver deed beloug; And to. again. If you have gifts and I have none. If 1 have shade and you have sua. 'Tis yours with freer hand to Kive. 'Tis yours with truer grace to live. Than I. who gift less, sunless, stand W ith harreu lite and hand. We do not ask the little brook To turn the wheel. Unto the larirer stream we look. 1 he strenzlh of steel We do not ask for silken bands. Nor heart of oak in willow wands. We do uot ask the wren to g l' to the heiehts the easles know: Nor yet exjns t the lark's clear note From out the dove's dumb throat. 'Tis wisdom' law. the K-rfeC t code. Ky love inspired: Of him on w horn ranch is bestowed Ia much required. The tuneful thront is Md to siuif. The oak must reisen the forest's kiiuj : The rustling stream the wheel must move, The beaten steel its strength must prove. 'Tis Riveu unto the cnüle eves To fat e the midda v skies. SOCIAL GOSSIP. The scientific name for a dentist is 0-Ikm't-ologist. The girl who learns to be stylish is now anxiously inquiring how to cultivate freckles. At a soiree or calling a French lady never carries her handkerchief in her hand; it occupies its right place in the jkk kct. The suierintendent of the Denver hospital reports a brisk demand for girl babies for adoption, but says nobody wants boys. Nine-tenths of the lawyers, three-fourths of the physicians, five-sixths of the ioets and iwo-inirtis oi uie nierary men use tooacco in some lorm. Neither bustles or corsets are worn in Japan, and when a Japanese maiden sits down in a skating rink she gets her money s worm every nine. Almost any ma:i knows more than his father until he is forte years old. Then be drops into the ranks cd the ignorant and begins to take lessons. Sam. Sincerity is like traveling in a plain, beaten road, which commonly brings a man sooner to his journey's end than byways, in w hich men often lose themselves. The June bu hath a gaudv wine, The lightningdiug hath ilaine: The bed hug has no friends at all Hut he gets there, all the same. It often haiUHMis that a voim" tii.il is fmm.l - - - . Fi . ...... uead on his wife's grave, but who ever heard of a wife dead on her husband's grave? It takes a widow to bear up under a chastening Providence. "Mother" avers in the Phis ton Globe, in reply to another correspondent, that "a six-teemyear-pld girl can soften and whiten lier banc s by soaking them in dish-water three times a day." In XewiKirt slang a misfit wife is one who has found herself so misnieted that she has bad to part from her husband. They no longer stieak of grass widows or divorced peisoiis, but alway. of misfits. In gentlemen's fashions the three and four-bhttoned cutaway coat will prevail: also the single sack and Prince Albert frock. froipers are moderately tight, and hats are pretty muc h the same as usual. Young ladies who have been "camping out" are distinguished from those who haven't by their bronzed complexions. There isa preparation, too, that gives to the face the requisite bronze and sunburn. Nothing new or striking is shown in the autumn wedding cards. The si::e, folding and w ording are about the same, and evidently engravers and stationers nave not thought it necessary to make a change. War has again been declared by physicians, possibly pecking notoriety, on "the highireneh heels all'ected by fashionable maids and matrons alike, under the impression that they make the feet look small. Xewly-imiorted French artificial llowers are exceedingly beautiful, and show great progress in the art. They are appropriately jcrfumcdt and it takes a clever jerson to detect them at first from natural .lowers. Never allow yourself to become dejected. Look up; keep looking up; and ierhaps your eyes will chance to rest ujon that book you borrowed more than a year ago, and gladden the heart of the owner by returning it. "How is business, doctor?" "Capital." was the reply. I thought there wasn't much sickness, atiout?" "There isn't: but we physicians do not detend tion sickness for an income. Oh, my, no: most of our money is inao'e from people who have nothing the nuitti r with them." All the way from Calilornia comes a story that General Grant was asked at a dinner in Paris what he thought of France and said: "It is a country where the men talk too much and where the women an too much talked about." As there were several wound! present it crin hi? imagined that they did u good deal of talking after that. The story is probably an iinenlion. Hair Won. When onc e a firm resolve Is made, 1-i 1 1 half the bullie s M ou. -Atioii. ;roviiii- To.-tlnT. A merry heart and smiliii lasAie l-et'er far than sunny weather; A noble lite ami form, of grace, l.liie h e. vc sand flowers, grow well toe;hcr. N. h rati U 1 1 ii Carter. Shadows and Substance. There rolls the deep where crew the tree, dearth. whHt changes thou hast seen: The re where the long street Mars hath been The stillness of the central t-ea. , The hills are shadows, nnt they How From fonn to form and noifiimt stands; They melt like mist, the solid hinds, I.fkc clouds they ühape themselves and go. Hut In my spirit will I dwell. And dream my dream and hold it true: I-or tho' my Iii may breathe adieu. I cuu uot think the thine farewell. From "In Mcruoriam." The Very Newest In Silver Ornament. boston Tieaeon.l The very newest and latest device for inexpensive ornament, are square pins of burnished silver on w hose brilliant surfaces are enamelled the loveliest of llowers in their natural colors. Sonifi of the designs represent a square silver card with one corner turned over and a long pin thrust through as if fastening it to the dress, others of a plainer pattern are simply decorated with a couple of wild roses or a spray of forget-me-note, while other devices, intended to be worn on coaching parties, represent a "trophy" of jockey cap, whip and horse-shoe, each tiny article exquisitely enamelled in racing colors belonging to well known turf men. "The proof of the pudding , is in the eating," so says the old adage, aud so the proof of the value of a medicine is the opinions of thone who have used it. Thos. llass. Sr.. of Hteelville, says: "I have used Prickly Ash Bitters in my family for two years for ailments of the kidneys, liver and lwiwels, and lind there is no reruedyiual to it." In the authorized Bible, Psalms Ixviii: II we read: "The Ixml gave the word; great was the company of thoseJhat published it." TJte revisers render the passage: "Tire lml piyetb the word: the women that publish the tidings are a great host." Ilornford'a Acid Phosphate. A RKI.IAI1LE A ET I CLE. Ihr. VI. Cutter, Iloston, Mass., says: "I found it to realize the expectations raised, and regard it as a reliable article." Allen's Itrain Food, Botanical Extract, positively cures nervous debility ami all weakness of generative system; either sex. f 1 ; six for $5. Iruggists, ör by mail, from J. üi Allen, 313 Tirs l mm, iSe w Yvrt ,

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