Indiana State Sentinel, Volume 29, Number 45, Indianapolis, Marion County, 12 December 1883 — Page 3

THE IttDIAH A STATE SENTINEL. 7EDNEbJUA DECEMBER 12, 18Sv

MY STTECTimABTS.

EZLCI M. DAYIS, Bow shall 1 paint my darlings. That to you. their, pictorea b plain ; Bow tell 700 tbe precious feeling Of e love tbat crrer will was? Ob baa brown hair, felling in ringta Over a smooth white brow, With oft dark eye that are brimming Full ol passionate love lor me now. Bim voice like a wind harp is soft and low When be pays bis addresses to me, With a courtly rrace comes my Picciolo, Like a minstrel from old Italy. The other has eyes of hazel, Tbat are sparkling and bright with fun. Like King Arthur's knights, so fearless and brate, Yet ten tie te every one. Bis lore for me is no fleeing thing That absecce or time might dim, ' J?o charms of mind or person could bring An u&loyal thought to him. Tell me then, how I shall choose between them? I am so happy with either one. Both sweethearts share my sorrows and ioyt, For I am their mamma and they are my boys 'December 5. 1883. Wit AMD FJCA8AKTBT, The keynote "Wife, let ta.9 in." Exchange. A highly educated Maine girl has just finished shingling her father's office. We'll bet she -wore ailJc stockings. An old -village lady who had am red at the advanced age of ninety-two lost her son, who waa seventy-two. "I expected it," she cried. "I never thought that I should jaise him." Jones asked his wife: "Why is a husband like dough?" He expected she would give it up, and he was going to tell her that it was because a woman needs him; but she said it waa because he was hard to get off her hands. The girl from St. Louis read: "There is a destiny that shapes our ends, rough " and here she paused and explained: "Rough! "Well, I should aay so. Rough is no name lor it. It's just too mean for anything," and catching np a tablecloth she threw it over her feet and burst into tears. '"When I marrv," said a budding school pirl, "I'll want a tall, fine-looking man." "Thure's where you're wrong, sis." said her more practical mother; "you'll have less trouble watching an ugly man and enjoy snore of his company. "Old-man-afraid-of nothing" is the name of a recently civilized Indian in Montana; but as he has since married a white woman, he thinks of sending in a petition to have his came changed. Our experience as an editor has taught us tbat a poem written by a woman and headed My Heart's Lament," about which is a circle of little scallops and nutings, neatly but laboriously executed with a pen, is a sad, weird subject for the waste basket If your wife faints do not spoil her dress by dashing a pitcher of water over her. I-ond-Iv kiss the back of your hand. She will immediately revive and want to know whom you were kissing. Do not tell her and she will not faint anymore. Philadelphia Call. Gothe and Eckermann once in Weimar saw a married lady whom they knew receive with apparent willingness a kiss from a gentleman who was not her husband. "If I had not seen this," said Eckermann, "I wonld not have believed it." "Hush, hush," said the discreet poet; "I have seen it and I don't believe it." "Johnnie, did anyone have the croup in your house last night?" "Dunno! What made you ax me?" "Well, I saw a light in the house long after midnight." "Oh ! that's my sister! She has something down in the parlor awful late every night, but I don't know whether it's the croup or not." A new book professes to give an account of how families live in Heaven. If it throws any light on the domestic arrangements of a man who has married his deceased wife's sister, or of the man who has buried his third ife on earth, and tries to explain matters to three spiritual mothers-in-law, the work must be very attractive reading. One night a woman was trying hard to get her drunken husband home, and as she pulled him along the street her words and actions were so tender tbat a by-stander said, "Well, all drunkards' wives haven't your disposition." "S-h-h! don't say anything," she replied, in a whisper: "I've got to call him pet names to get him home; but wait till he drops in the front passage be there then!" A poor Irishman applied for relief, and upon some doubts bein expressed as to whether he was a proper object for relief, he enforced his suit with much earnestness. "Oh, yer honor," said he, "I'd be starved long since but for me cat" "But for what?" asked the astonished magistrate. "Me cat!" replied the Irishman. "our cat! How so?" "bhure, yer honor, I sowld her eleven times for a quarter a time, and she was always home before I could get there meself." The laird (to the minister who has been holding forth on temperance) "But what bhoold I do with my cellar of wine? You wouldn't have me destroy it?" Minister "Na, na! that would be a sen ! But get rid of t in a natural manner, as soon 's ye can an I'll come an' help ye whenever ye like." Churchman. An old-time clergyman of Eastern Conneticutc. commonly known as "Priest W c." was a very shrewed man and quick at repartee. Once when on an exchange he was annoyed to find the room so dark, and beckoning to a person sitting near the pulpit, he asked him to open the blinds to let in more light. "We expect light from you," Bakl the eentleroan. "But I must get it from heaven first," was the quick rejoinder. A Point of Etiquet. "I'm going to give you a good thrashing," said a young married man to another. "What forr "Because you smiled at my wife as she along bere to-day.' "Well, vour wife smiled at me first." 'Lid she? Oh! that alters the cae. Of eourse it was etiquet on your part to return tbe smile, and you being a much larger man than I thought you were, Iarugladyou have acquainted m with all the facti in the case. I'm a great admirer of etiquet. Come and takesomethicg!" What 7onr Maidens Caught. Four marrying maidens summering went, Kacb cast her little net: Beturnlng, they relate to ma' What lortune each has met. O ma:" rait) Intellectual Jane, "1 caught a college man; JJomonr r; but bis stock of brain Would load a caravan." 'G ma!" remarked young Fophy Aua "I caught a splendid dude! Xo brains; but lots and lots of cash, And bluest sort ol blood., f) rca!" snid delicate Louise, , "I gained some strength and health; I aleo caught a journalist, Whoie brains will tain bim wealth." No time to fivh had I," said Nan Koro thirty -lour years old Yrt, surtax out to watch these girls, 1 a.JsLl a dreadful cold." Theological Item. (Texas Piftings. Two gentlemen, who bad been schoolmates but who had not seen each other for a num ber ol vears, met ane day. "And what business are you In?" asked one. "lam bishop of a diocese," answerd the etner. Tbebi:" exclaimed the first speaker.

"No, the Ohio diocese," quiet replied the reverened gentleman. Dlvldiof Happtn. Texas Blftings.1 "My dear," said the aunt of a young widow to her niece, one day, "is that your husbanöTa portrait on the wall?" "Yes, auntie." "How blissfully happy, and what a heaven on earth must have been his life below," simpered tbe aunt. "Ah, yes," said the widow; "but we divided tbe thing up, so that when he beeame blissful in heaven, I became happy on earth." HOW BUTLER WAS DEFEATED.

Tbe Governor Explains tbe Causes Leading Thereto at m Banquet in Boston. Boston Special: The Independent Republicans of this State gave a grand complementary dinner, at tbe Revere House, to Hon. John I. Baker, of Beverly, "the Bine eyed Philosopher." Gov ernor Butler made a speech, which was received with great applause, and of which tbe following is an abstract: We have met upon a very grateful occa sion, indeed, to do honor first to the oldest and most consistent anti-slavery man now among ns, to honor the oldest and most consistent prohibition man now among rise. We have met also to honor the oldest Legislator of the State. It is no matter to what party he belongs, provided he is true to himself and the principles whicn God has implanted in his conscience. Every true man has his guidance in this Government of ours accord ing to the principles of equality of power and the equality of liberty for all men under the Government. Allusion has been made it must in such an assembly be made to the last campaign On November 3 and 8 two events occurred which illustrate the difference between partisanship and principle. On November 3 a leading Republican 01 Worcester threatened his workmen that if they voted contrary to his dictation they should be discharged from his employ. He had at that time in his employment an old colored man of sixteen years' faithful service, with whom never a word of fault had been found, and that man, simply because he voted in accordance with the dictates oi nis conscience, on tue aay out one following was discharged from his employment and driven out into the world In the beginning of a long winter to starve, if he may. All this happened in the city of ... -. . . i if 1? Worcester, anu was uone dj a leading politician who had been shouting about bull dozing the negroes of tbe South, and to-day, thank God, we receive the intelligence tnat he is to be prosecuted and brought before the High Court to answer for bulldozing that poor man. vie bave ol ten beard or tbat unfortunate frog in the early arithmetic who, trying to get out of a weil, jumped up three feet every day and fell back'two every night. But we have been in this condition in the recent convass, which was carried on with a bitternesswell, 1 will not say never equaled, but certainly not equaled in Massachusetts since tbe time of Jeuerson, wnen tbe clergymen took part in the canvass, and when Elijah Parish, of Med ford, preached to his people that because Jefferson was an atheist and blasphemer their Bibles would all be burned if he was elected, and every form of attack on his personal relations was resorted to. The clergy joined the ranks against us this year. They prayed for a result which would forever take Massachusetts out of the reach of you and me. That they did not do it any more successfully proves to me pretty conclusively that the clergy of Boston have very little influence with the Almighty. The campaign went on. and every possible influence was brought to bear, political and social. It was said: "If you elect this man you will make him President of tbe Lmted States." They went to their workingmen and said: "If this man is elected by the Democrats, the Democrats being for free trade, our mills will be shut up and you will lose your place." Nay more: tney went so far, I am informed, to the other States and said: "Now, if you don't come over and help us to defeat this man your State can never have a candidate for President." An open broker's shop was instituted in the United States Hotel, where thousands of dollars were paid out on Monday. Voice, "By a Bank President?" Yes. I don't know as it makes my argument any clearer, my friend, to designate what class of thief paid it out. I am speaking of the fact the fact that it was raid out to purchase vote distributors and others who were purchasable, and then every man that could be influenced by the threat of loss of place and loss of employment was influenced, and 150,278 couid neither be cajoled or bought or flattered or wined, or lined or lead into voting otherwise than in accordance with the dictates of their conscience. We were beaten because the majority in Boston was cut down onehalf, and no man can tell how it was done. That is, no man who will tell. Very well; who elected Mr. Ilobinson? And, speaking of slums, where was he elected? Speaking of decency, how was he elected? Speaking of principle well, if you do, spell it with an 'a," and add interest to it. And now, gentlemen, you will asree with methat this 150,000 men who stood with us this year will, in the Providence of God. be found wi.h us in the future every time To me the skies seem bright as far as Massachusetts is concerned. I am glad to hear from my much beloved friend, your honored gbest. that the Republicans insist that it was not a partisan victory, because that would have allowed us to work next year as nonpartisans. It may possibly be that if we are obliged to work as partisans we might get involved in the 1 residential election, but now we are free to run our own machine in our own way. As men of principle and of conscience "we will stand together for the old State of Massachusetts. I won't say redeem her because I should be quoting a clergyman who don't believe in a Iledeemer himself, but I will say it will ba for this year a t?tnte wherein tuo necessary reform can not be carried out. because they ran not strike any reform without striking one of their friends. There is considerable sucgestiveness in the remark e preyed by an English speaker at the Church Congress, discussing methods of charitable relict: "iou have thought of the victims of moral corruption, as they are to be found in prisons and work houses, in asylums and penetentiaries. You forgot that there arc more of them in stately dwel liners, lincerine on beds of sickness which their own vices have courted, or wasting seliish years in the faho gutter of rayleu Homes " fcir t harles heatstone has hbown that a aih of lightning lasts less than a millioneth part Of a second. I was traveling lately in the Jiinslc, and the con stant exposure to extreme heat and dampness, ol lowed by chilly nUrlitx. brought on a severe void. which quite destroyed my voice for a few dayt.and then nettled into a hara cough, i procured a bottle of Dr. Jsrne's Expectorant at soon as possible. and it gave me immediate relief, and soon removed the distressing symptoms. One of ray friends who had teen sull.-rluir with a couch and severe pain In her lunci, was persuaded to try the Kxpotorsnt. and alter taking les than half a bottle. found herself quite well. We believe Lr. Jayne's Family Medicines are the most valuable that have ever been introduced into liurmah. Ilosa Adams liailcy.ol the Kaptist Mission, IUngoon, liurmah The I"i(rir May bo Faultiest, The complexion w ithout a blemish, yet if the teeth are neclectcd, the other attributes of beauty fall short of their due effect. If the teeth are not hopelessly decayed, S0Z0DOM will renew their whiteness and beauty. This wholesome beautifying agent, more over, renders the breath sweet and commu nicates a becoming ruddiness to the gums and a roseate hue to the Yn A fair trial of this standard article will demonstrate its value.

TEXm SON'S HEW POOL

Cnee more the neavealy Fewer Makes all thines new. And domes the red-plow'd bills Witb soring bloe; Tbe blaekbiras bare their wilU. Tbe throstles too. Opens a door in Heave ; From skies ol rlas A Jseob'i-Udder fails On greening fr A d o'er th mountain-walla young angels pass, ; - in. . .. Before them fleets tbe shower. And bursts tbe bods. And shine tbe lerel lauds. And hash tbe floods; The atars are lrom their bands Finne thro' the woods ; - iv. The woods by livicr airs Bow freshly fann'd, XJght airs from where the deep. All down the sand, la breathing in his sleep, . Heard by the land 1 O follow, leaping blood, The season's lure i O heart, look down and BP, Berene, secure, Warm as th exoeos-enp, - like BDCw-drcps purel VI. Tact future, glimpe and fade Thro' some alight rpell, Some a loam from yonder vale. Borne far bine fell. And sympathies, bow frail. In sound and emcil. TIL Till at thy chuckled note, Thou twinkling bird. The fairy fancies range. And, lightly stirred, Rinir little bells of change From word to word. vni. For now the Heavenly Power Makes all things new. And thaws the cold and fills The flower with dew : Tbe blackbirds have their wills. The poets too. Youth's Companion. TABLE GOSSIP. SU Louis folks chat in church. A lie has no lees, and can not stand ; but it has wings, and can fly far and wide. It is the man who has nothing to be dis couraged about who is most discouraged. If vou ever promise at all take care, at least, that it be to nobody tbat may suffer by trusting you. One sparkling cirl in a deserted conserva tory is worth half a dozen prudish old maids in a crowded ball room. It is pretty difficult to recover from a fault committed Old Fuller once said. "Where the horse falls down there some hair will be found If some one should ask you for a good defi nition of honesty would you be able to aay, as tbe countryman said, "I don't know what the word means, air?" It is a singular fact that all the so-called English beauties and all the American girls who are considered beauties in London have high cheek bones and very pointed chins. We rise by the things that are under our feet. Hy what we bave raasterea ot greea or grain, Bv the nride subdued and tbe pasaiou slain. And tbe vanquished ill we daily meet. It is well enough to be rich, but to parade your riches is contemptible. A man may be proud of his horse, but it is not necessary to ride on ajridge pole, says the proverb. Qualities of a too superior order render a man less adapted to society. One does not go to market witb a big lump of gold; one goes with silver or small change. Cham fort. It would be better for you if you could be contented with what you bave instead of making yourself miserable by wishing for what you have not. if you look up all day a chip will sometimes fall into your eye. Many a man who has been a negligent husband decorates his dead wife's grave with flowers. Put why not take the bouquet home beforehand? A woman don't always want to wait till she's dead before she's appre ciated. We do not hold to the doctrine that the government should take care of the rich, and let the rich take care of the poor, but we be lieve in that reciprocity oi interest wnicu provides for the wants of all by recognizing tbe rights of an. The claim that if women were allowed the ballot only the best men would be selected for oüice is a proposition which should be received witb many grains of allowance. If their judgment is so infaillible it is strange they make so many mistakes in selecting husbands. If thou art worn, and hard beset With sorrows tbat thou wouldst forget If thou wouldst read a lesson that will keep Thy bean from fainting and thy soul from sleep, ;o to the wcxkIs and hill ! No tears Dim the sweet look ttat Nature wears. Lonjjfellow A standing joke in the marriage service is the part where the bridegroom says; "With all my worldly goods I thee endow." Sometimes he afterwards linds bread and board for his wife, and after be dies she gets a third of his estate. The endowment is a fraud from the start. A clever maiden lady once said that it was far better to be Jaughed at because you were not married than not to be able to laugh, because you were. There is sound logic in that. It is well for women to marry if she meets a good, true man, who loves her, and whom she loves; if not, she had better remain single. Bot pleasures are like poppies spread. You wize the flower, lis bloom t shed ; Or like thesnowflakes in the ri . er, A moment white, then melt loi ever; r Iii e the borrnlis rsce That flit ere you can point their place; Or like the rainbow's lovely form, h vanish! n; amid the storm. Dum. The world had its childhood, and when it was a child it spoke as a child, it understood as a child, it thought as a child; and, 1 say again, in what it spoke as a child, its lan' guage was true, in that it beliered as a child its religion was true. Tbe fault rests with us. if we Insist on taking the language ot children for the language of men, if we attempt to translate literally ancient into modern language, oriental into occidental sjeech, poetry lhto prose. Muller. If you wish to be miserable, says Canon Kingsler, you must think about yourself about what you want, what you like, what respect people ought to pay to you, what people think of yon, and then to you nothing will be pure. You will spoil everything von touch. Yon will make sin and miserv for yourself out of everything God sends you. You will be as wretched as you choose. "When tbe weather is wet. We raut not fret; When the weather is cold, We must not wold; When tbe weather is warm, We must not storm; But B thankfnl tosetber. Whatever tbe weather." There are lots of good people in this world who think gambling an unpardonable sin, and who would never, never, never take a hand in a juiet game of euchre, or bet a cookie on a game of checkers, but who see nothing inconsistent in going into an insurance office and betting the insurance company K0 against fcMXX) that they will not die or that their house will not burn down within a year. Could anything in the world be more irresistibly droll than the following extract from a little note written by Dickens to a friend, who had been consulting him the day before alout tbe purchase of some old furniture? "There is a chair (without a bottom) at a shop near the otlice, which I think , would, suit you. H c&n sot stand cf it?clf,

but will almost seat somebody, iX yon put it in a corner, and prop one leg up with tiro wedges and ent another leg oft The proprietor asks 20, but says be sdmirw literature, and would take ilk lie is of Republican principles, and I think would take 17 19s. 6d. from a cousin. Shall 1 secure the prize? It is Terr ügly and wormy; and it is related, but without proof, that on one occasion "Washington declined to ait down in it." Mr. Joshua Billings quaib not when saying tbat "Marriage is a fair transaction on the face ov it; but there is quite too often put-up jobs in it. "Whoever it wuz that first put on the silken harness must have made a good thing of it, or so menny of their posterity would not her harnesed up since and dreve out. There iz a great mora grip in marriage; itiz the mortar that holds the so&bul bricks together. But thare ain't but few pholks who put thare money in matrimony who could sit down and give a good written opinyun why on earth thry cum to dio it. Sum marry for money and don't aee it Some marry because they think wimmin will be scarce next year, and live to wonder how the crops hold out. Sum marry for love without a cent in their pockit, nor a friend in the world, nor a drop of pedigree. This looks desperate, but it iz the strength of the ame." TUE REO LIGHT IN THE SKY.

Frofeor ran, of the Naval Observatory, Offers Some Explanation. Washington Star. lie remarkably brilliant display in the .Western heavens a few evenings ago, when the sky was brightly illumined with a red glow, was quite general throughout the country, and attracted a great deal of attention. There has appeared, however, no very definite explanation of this phenomenon, and when a Star reporter met Professor Taul, of the Naval Observatory, it occurred to hirn that the Professor might be able to throw some light on the subject. "I have not investigated the matter," ramarked the Professor in reply to a question, "but noticed the peculiar red light in the sky. I bave seen no scientific explanation of the cause of the phenomenon. Perhaps yon noticed that after the volcanic eruption in Java the sun in that country, as well as throughout the Malay Peninsula, had a yellowish appearance. This was probably due to the gaseous matter which was thrown out from the volcanoe, and the light of the sun shining through it assumed this peculiar color. But it is hardly possible that this could have affected tbe atmosphere here. "1 saw in the morning papers," continued the Professor, "that I'rofessor Brooks, at Tbelps, N. Y., had observed a collection of meteors, and he stated that the earth was passiDg through a mass of them, and tbat this Mas the cause of tbe peculiar light. It hardly seems to me that this is possible. A mass of meteors in sufficient numbers to have such an effect must have had a disturbingefTect upon the sun, and their presence would have been noted by other observers, It seems probable to me that owing to some peculiar1 Currents of wind, tbe clouds bad been formed unusually high in the sky, and, the light of the sun passing through these clouds, the rays of the blue end of the spectrum were absorbed, and the red rays were reflected toward us. That is the reason the sun, and sometimes tbe moon looks red as these bodies are sinking in the West. Their rays have a greater amount of atmosphere to pass through, and that makes the red part of the spectrum prominent. If there was any other cause for it, such as vapors in the atmosphere, or the presence of meteoric bodies, this phenomenon would have been longer continued. I don't know that this is the correct explanation, but it seems probable." - A. T. STEWART'S FIRST LOVE. How He Won His Vride While He Was a I'oor Young Man. New York Correspondence Pittsburg Dispatch. About sixty years ago Cornelia Clinch was one of the prettiest girls in New York. She and her brother, who afterward became Collector of the Port, were the ckildren of a ship chandler, who was pretty rich, as wealth was reckoned in those days. He lived in a big house on Duane street, then one of tbe most fashionable parts of the city. Old Clinch was a self-made man, and thought every other man ought to be the architect of his own fortunes. So he frowned away every wealthy young fop who came to woo Cornelia, amd sent ber regularly to school to learn to be a sensible, useful woman. And bis ideas were respected, for be had a terrible temper when he was crossed. There is still standing, near Stuyvesant Square, a little, old-fashioned Church known as St. Mark's. In those days it was away out of the city in the green fields. But every Sunday old Clinch went up there with his pretty daughter. One day young Stewart saw them. On his side it was clearly a case of love at first sight. He began attending Church there regularly. Then he made Cornelia's acquaintance, and, as he was poor but industrious, the old man smiled upon him and invited him to call and take drinks with them. After a while Stewart asked Cornelia a very interesting question, and she, like a good girl, blushed and said: "Y-e-e-s if papa says so." Then Stewart interviewed old Clinch, and he said: "Want to marry Nellie, eh? Think she's got a rich father, eh? And you'd like to come in for a share of his earnings, eh?" "No, sir; you needn't leave her or me a cent I'll soon be richer than you anyway." "You will, will you? Well, I like that! Go ahead and take her, then, and Heaven bless you both." So the young folk", who were tremendously in love with each other, were married and went to live in a modest little cottage on Kcade street, and were glad to be able to cover the floors with rag carpet. Old people who knew them there tell me they lived an almost ideally happy life. They studied each other's happiness in all things, and consulted with each other about every detail of household or business affairs, and became two souls with but a single thought" a good deal more completely than most couples now-a-days. Some remarkable observations have lately been made in regard to the heat of the human body. Iy means of an ingenious instrument invented by Or. Lombard, of New York, it is ascertained that a woman's body is warmer than tbat of a man ' by about three fourths of a desrree, and sometimes as high as one-half a degree, while ia no in stance has the warmth of a male's body been found to be greater .than that of a female. It is also detinitely ascertained that children are decidedly warmer than adults, the difference being about one decree Fabrenbet, and that the younger the child the greater tne mtl vafu t w k 1 4Vt ra n ri tn (ha lian r if itlA sides of the body is discovered to be an in- . a a I. . m 1 0 variable law. ine leitsiue ot toe ueau, ianu extending downward to the base of the neck, is much hotter than the right side. These curious facts open up to medical men a new line of research and.inquiry. He Gave Vp His Crutches tn Three Weeks. Bitler, X. Y., March 22, 1S82. Rheumatic Srrno Co. : 1 wish to aay to the public. I bave bad the rheumatliin for mtocn yean; some o( the time had to use crutches to set around, and the past winter could not cot out of doors for weeks at a time. llaveuavd all remedies I could hear of and doc tored with dißerent physicians to no purpose, and could get no relief until 1 commenced taking your Byrup. 1 had tauen out two Domes neioro i couia see a change. Continuing its use a few weeks, tlnd mynclf walking without crutch or cane. Anyone irouDicu wiin rucuuinuaiu auuu.u wts nucuiutuv Syrup snd be cured, for it is a positive cure. J. K CuATiin.n. Soi tii BcTLi:n, March 10, 1882. Jib eu m alle 8y r u p Co. t Oe-vis This Is to certify that I have had rhen watismior several years; at times so I could not raise my hand to my n:aa, nor cot my coat on without heln. I commenced taking your Syrup, and had taken it but a Khort time when it bezan to belDine. J have taken two bottles and am as well as ever, 1 th;r.k it Itn SO eual as a rbeamatio

Tita! QvcsUomsl Ask the most eminent physician ' . Of any school, what ia the best thin in the

world for quieting and allaying all irritation of the nerves and curing all forms of nervous complaints, giving natural, childlike refreshing sleep always? aiiu uiey win ven you unne&uaungiy "Some form of Hops!" numi i. Ask any or all of the most eminent physi cians: "What is the best and only remedy that can be relied on to cure all diseases of the kidneys and urinary organs; such as Blight's disease, diabetes, retention or inability to re tain urine, and all tbe diseases and ailments peculiar to Women" And they will tell you explicitly and emphatically, "Buchu!' Ask the same physicians "What is the most reliable and surest cure for all iiver diseases or dverebsia. con sti na tion, indigestion, biliousness, malarial fever, ague," etc., and they will tell you: "Mandrake! or Uandellon!" Hence, when these remedies are combined with others equally valuable And compounded into Hod Bitten, anch a wonderful and mysterious curative power is ueveiupea wnica is bo vanea in its operations that no disease or ill health can possibly exist or resist its power, and yet it is Harmless for the most frail woman, weak est invalid or smallest child to use. CHAFTEK H. Patients - Almost dead or nearly dying" For years, and given nn bv physicians of Bright' s and other kidney diseases liver complaints, severe coughs called consump tion, nave oeen curea. women gone nearly crazy f From a cony of neuraleia. nervousness. wakefulness and various diseases peculiar to women. People drawn out of shane from excru ciating pangs of Rheumatism. inflammatory and chronic, or sufienmr from scrofula! Erysipelas! Salt rheum, blood tKisonin?. dvaneraia. indigestion, and in fact almost all' diseases frail Nature is heir to Have been cured bv Hod Bitters, proof of which can be found in every neighborhood in the known world. An interestinr discovert? has been mailahv Mr. Carl Lahmeyer. a young professor of music in London. Somn time im ho hA an opportunity of inspecting a grand piano uiauc jur .ai. Aima laaema, irom me artist s own designs. Mr. Lahmeyer noticed that the instrumen t was decorated witn representations of birds. On pursuing some rcseacbes at the British Mnseum he observed on a series of Epptian sculptures a set of birds of precisely the same character as those he had If a 1 rt" J . r uu äi. Aiaja iBucma s piano, iney TTPrfl ArrflnPfl in nnVAn rnwa amA VJtK and some low. and it. occurred tn Mr l oh. meyer that possibly they represented musi cal notes, ue put tne matter to tne test, and found that the position of the birds corresponded to that of nnfo In our mOam scale, lie made out of them a distinct melo dy, which he surmised to be an Egyptian hymn. Tbe air is of the simplest possible character, but it is very sweet. Hood's Sarsanarilla cives an anretite and imparts new life and enenry to all the functions of the body. Try a bottle and realize it. Lemon pie Boil tocetber for five minutes three tablespoonsfull ot corn-starch, one saltspoonful of salt, one and a half cups of sugar and one pint of boiling water. Add the juice and grated rind of two lemons. Set aside to cool; when cool add the beaten volksof four eggs, then stir in the whites of the eggs, beaten stiff. Bake with only an undercrusu Tbe pie will have all the lightness and delicacy of an omelet, with tbe most exquisite flavor. It should be served the same day it is baked. rrof. "William North Rice says that the Connecticut Kiver, between Northampton and Meriden, was once I'M, feet deep and fifteen miles broad. It would be well for housekeepers to know that Dr. Trice's Cream Baking 1'owder is free from alum, ammonia and other objectional drugs, hence the purest and most economical. Dr. Trice's Cream Baking Powder is beyond all question the best and most perfect of any thing in tbe market To insure certainty, buy it only m cans. A strip of plush is now lightly bound around a flower pot on a drawing-room or dining-room table, and finished off with a bow, or by merely tucking the end in. lluby Jlmh around a pot containing maidenhair ern looks particularly well. Weak people should use Samaritan Ner vine, tbe rreat nerve conaucror "My wife's three years nervous affliction," says Rev. J. A. Edie, of Beaver, Pa., "was i i . . ., . . - s . . curcu Dy camantan nervine at druggists. A Remarkable Tribute. Sidney Ourchtindro, of Pittsburg, Pa., writes. "1 have used Dr. Wm. Hall's Balaam for the Luugs many years, with tbe most gratifying result?. The relieving influence of Hall'i Balsam is wonderful. The pain and rack of the body inci dental to a tight cough, soon disappear by tne use a spoonful according to directions. My wile fre quently sends tor Hall's Hulsam instead of a phy sician, and health is ipeeauy restored Dy its use. Red Uorse Powders eases in animals. are the surest cure fox disDr. Green's Oxygenated Hitters is the oldest and best remedy for Dyipepaia. Blliouaueys, Malaria, Indigestion, all d ..-ordert of the Stomach, and all diseases indicating an impure condition of the Blood. Kidneys and Liver. HALL'S ffcy Recommended by Phylcinl si oo mm mmiu We manufacture and sell it with a positive fntarflntAA that it will eura any ? a .a. u A..f4 ika anAwaamounl iniuiisin single Instance. J It Is UnlikO any other Catarrh remedy,ai( th blooil. If you arSroubled "willthis tistrasaiDg deas,ask yourDrupglat for it.an accxrr o imitatio ob scbstitut. km bss not rot It, send to us and we will for! lutmadiatoty. rlc, 75 cati iper bottU. , f J. CHENEY a CO., Toledo. Oalc J AGENTS can now prasp a tit worth $10 Ire fortune, O" KI9E0UT CO., II Barclay 3k, M. J Aildrr-HS K.1 free; "THE SCIENCE OF HEALTH" Trnlsina tha trinrirlt of lifa Sad doatb. aod th. origin of diMa.., ani .k.nll V.a . .. ri I. .unit ftflri tn iriri mm uvuii vm ' - airod mn. Thoo. whoar.iurt-rlDgfrnm Nervous Do Irtltty.Loet Vltallty.CatarTh.and Blood Dl will bod it oa localculabl. booa. A o j of this book will b. ro K'urelT.rl4 fr map b" tdJroMiDg W. 8. JAQvLB, Jf.ton If VT.eta SU, CIbcUmU.. Itimi'l IjxrlSa FREE for TRIAL Aannfaillnff anJ apv!r ears tor Arrrov. ItrMitg and Wrakmtam. Lo Of I'lfaUfsand Vigor,or any nlro. su'.t Of lndiacnrtion, eiewia, owwnrk, tc, or fort tbouiiand POMtiTOciirm. I erHoo.il Uo for pmitaii n tri I bos of 1 0 pi 11a. add r- , 1 1. i VL uwufs. rar. (nark Ht. lettvkJ btWjil. lud (kiUa i'ioa, Caiuauo, III. tj Arc lavhSTJi ENT To those having lanmw invest wo invite your attention to our yii cent first mortca-oa on improved farms in Ohio and Indiana. No expense to lender. Interest paid irml.Hnnuillv. 1'. n.Hiilir ivrir tin. MWvH V vo., liittODd, Ind.

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Palpitation. l.OO bold by druggists, or sent by too Case, or sinale Vial, free of caartre, en receipt of pries. Bend for Dr.Haropiireya'Book on Dtseaae Ae. (M4 pacea also I llaatratr Cakalocae fHEE. Address, Hnmpbreys Homöopathie Med Im C. 16 Pal ton Street. Kew York. r. 85 S. Clark St., Opp. Coart House, CHICAGO. . AreffclaraTadnat. s9TheO!dot 8plllet net of New York. whM life ijiki imntirF perfect method and pure medicines insures sruci and fERMasest ccrfs of all Pmat. Cbronie and Norroaa Dtaoanea. Affection, of the Jtlowd, Fib In, Kldaeya. H ladder, Kr-tipt Inns, I'ler-a. Old Korea, swrlllna of Ue Ulaa, Sore Mant k, Throat, Bone Palaa, permanently cured aua eradicated" from the eytem lor life. riPRlfOllQ ltaiV, 2ijHtcne,j, Semi1 1 tall I UUO nal lAtaarn, Hejmal JVr-oy, Mental and Physical WcaJiurt, Dniling Memory, Wenk Eye, Stunted Develop utrut. Impediments to Marriage, efe from excesses or any cause, perdily, soe ly and privately Cured, Young, Middle-Aged and Md Men, and atl teho need MrHiral Skill and Experience, consult tr. liate at once, Hi opinion cost nothing, and may ave future misery and shame. When inconvenient to riit the city for treatment, medicinea can be sent a Terr where by mail or expraaa free front obaer vatlen. S J-It ia aelf-eTideot that a physician ho fives his whole attention to a class of dioeases attains rreat aklll. and phyntciani throagbotit the coantry, knowinc this, frequent lvrr-mmend difficult caeee to the Oldest fipeelalist, by whom erery known a-nod remedy i naeU. Jr-I)r. Bate's Are snd Experience make bis opinion of an. reme Im port .nee. BT-Thone who call aee no one bat the Doctor. Cooanltations free and aoeredly confidential. Casea which hare failed in obtaining relief elaewhers. especially solicited. Female Diseaee Treated. Calf or wnta. Hours, from Utas. y AYERS Ague Cure IS WARRANTED to enre all eases of malarial disease, such as Fever and Ague, Inter, mittent or Chill Fever, Remittent Fever, Dumb Agne, Billons Fever, and Liver Complaint. In case of failure, after due trial, dealers aro authorized, by our circular of uly Jv to re fand the money. Oft IL Cftyer&Co., Lowell, Maw. Cold to? ail Dixggnta. 1'b.i ItKl.T or Ttcsfenerator is made -xrn ly for the cure '-f dci anirmirnls of the irencrattve onrans. There is no mistake about this Instrument, the continuous stream of ELKO TRI CITY permeatlnK thrAntrh Ilia larta miin VTri a" restore them to healthy .aCVS iir . .1 action. Do not confound ar'' TI '.ilU thia with tlertrio Belts riCaiVr" . , frilll I advertised to cure all Ills I A I T N V- J flN I I 'rem head to toe. It Is for lfll.ll aaai UllLI the ONE epeoillo purpose. Km circular (rWlut- lull information, address CUeever Eüx'trio belt Co.. luS Waehiug-tou hi, Chicago, 10. - IVeakNervousMen . "iVuose debility, csannsfed ' m tir.iii.tur. ettv and failure to perform life's duties properly are 00 ed by e Irenes, errors of youth, etc.. will fand a perfect and lasting restoration to rsbnat health and TlBorone manneoa tn THEMARSTON BOLUS, iNeilaer auu-u drawting nur instrumenta. I his treat meat or Xervoas Debility and lh vslcul Ieeny ianniformly nccessfol because based oa perfect diarnosis. new und direct methods and absolute Ihor. oua-hueea. lull information and Treatise free. Addresa Consult in Physician of MARSTON REMEDYC0..4SW.14thSt. New York. DR. HORNE'S ELECTRIC BELT MW uts p.ervuuMie... l:heumatim, Far aTur?- """'" maltr.a. Sciatica, WllwLviURluriX ncv. hiHiieaml I jrerdi.-ease. "' - Vi-r- i'iout. Asthma, Hvart Dlseu-e, t'C Btl-L c,J',vl'epBia.l ontiatio:i. l.ryMVitl'"l "'" alarm, t'iies.r.puep. liJS Nv.lninotenrr.rrl.-ipu I'terl 2TV--i'isict.euv RUPTURE CUR-ED BV ELECTRICITY. m, k:Zu!c1i" XXlVhX Agent wanted In every town. sndforCirruir. rrtTW. J. H0&XE.luveuttfr,19l VaUhT.ChK-airo,Ili. m To any auttering with Catarrh or Broocnttis wno earnestly aetirs reiiet. 1 ess furnish I means of Permanent snd Positivs Cura. A Horns Treatment. Hi charge for consultation by mail. Valuable Treatise Free. Certificates from Doc tors. Lawyers, Ministers. Business-mes. Address Riv. T. P. CHILDS. Troy. OhiS. ASTHMA CURED rrnuan Aal bma t r never to tntn -m"iiairreliriu the worst rav.innureacoiiifortiWe sleep : effects rnrrs where a'l others fal. A rrini rnhriVM thm mnei mkptirh Vce .Vl. aii ni.M.of lrutorlst or lv mail. Saiui!- Kit K.I. for stamp Vn It SCH1FKM K. Mt '.'il, r.tmn FOR BALE. TJX)R 8ALE Matthews' Pa teut Renewable MemJ? oraudum Book. Send for earn pit copr and price list. Samples sent postpaid to any address onjrecciptof McentiforNo. I, or 49 fjenaforNo. X AddreasSKNTIKlX COUPAXY. Indiana po lit. STOPPED FREE Insane Persons Restore i Dr.KLINE 3 GREAT NERVERE8TOREI? itärrtvaMr Jtsrrtrs. eVBAII ANbhvb DiBAa. eurt r Am Alftctwut. f its, I Kl'fiy, tie TnallibLB if taken as aire -ted. A fut mfte fir tt äy$ ms. TrealiM and Si trial bottle free ta Kit patients, they pavin exrrescliari;elonlx wlien received. t?n1 name. P. O. ant etrr ad Ire of fflktel t I1.KLISKM h St..PliilvMrhia.r'a. .. - n of MiTA 11 Vu 1;ai j:u L.'.tf.trHlt.Jff KA It Ol T nm ssnoy wa'.cnmakrw. itrmailic. t.incnlari nnnaaVnnSnani VWäaal Ffraau .1.. B'V" CO.. iti lrbV..M.Y. nr:i:ooD restored. A viotlm of earir 'mpradenca. "sin nerroas debil. rr, prematura decs.'', U.. Laving tried in am eeerj known remedr, baa dirfoorer.T r ainv ,tn$ of selfcur, which oe wü! n'J rUhü ; '.- ferern. Addr,, J. IL i ""' - fCC a week In your own town. Terrcandt50utfl, CO Ire. ACOrtes U. talleU A Co., Portland, Ma

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liVer COMPLAINT. A Furred Tongue. Languor and Depression. Melancholy. Always Tired. Irregular Appetite. Pain in the Right Side, which is Increased by pressure. Pain under the Shoulder Blads Belching or Flatulence. Scanty Diarrhoea. Nausea and Vomiting. Any of these symptoms show that the liver is net secretin r. the proper amount of bile. Trom thla cause the stomach and bowels are clogped ly od1geeted food, which by poisoning tbe blood is pro duclng disease in every part of tbe system. If these symptoms are accompanied by a short, dry eoocb, with difficulty of breathing, there is always danger of Consumption. Xine-tcnms of all tbe deatba from Consumption are caused by neglect of then first causes, a diseased and inactive liver od tbfl indigestion of food arising tberefrom. MANDRAKE. Its Uses u a Mlm ia Dishes cf Ii.er, Stcmach a&4 Mandrake was first used by the Indiana, In a crude state, but eren in their band performed such wonderful cures tbat it attracted tbe attention of physicians, more especially as it was found to produce all tbe good results of mercury, viboet any of the dangers attending the use of tLj mineral poison. Since Its introduction to tbe medieaJ world it has almost entirely taken the place of mercurial preparations in diseases for which mercury waa formerly used. Mandrake Is found turoughout the United Ptalct in low, shady situations. It bear its flowers ia May or June, and matures its fruit in September or October. It is more common in tbe Western and Middle State than in New England or the Sooth. Tbe root only is used as a medicine, tbe proper time for gathering being tae early part of November, soon after the ripenir g of the fruit. It should never be used wben freshly gathered, and etea when dry it will sometimes cause severe jJn unlets combined with other medicines. W'c ask tbe reader to carefully peruse tbe IoIIoting opinions of two eminent physicians on ihQ great curative properties of Mandrake: Professor John King, M. D.,sas in tbe American Dispensatory: "As a deobstruei t it is one of the most valuable in our materii meuica, acting through and upon all the tissues f tbe tytcm. Ia bilious and typhoid febrile üise&st i it is very valuable as a cathartic, often breaking 'ip the disease at od ce. "In Chronic Ilcpatitis (Uver Com plain 0 there i not Its superior in the whole range ol medicine, being vastly more useful than mercurial acests, arousing the liver to healthy action, iucrevaug tbe flow of bile aud keeping up these action longer than any other azent with which we are acquainted. In constipation it acts on tue bowels without disposing them to subsequent rotiveoesa Asacholagtgue cathartic it probably has a equal. It proc'uees a specific action on tbe llv arousing it to fiction and producing free biiio evacuations. In bilious fevers, either remittent intermittent, as well as acute diea of the live or bilious pneumonia, it not uufretyiemiy arrest tbe disease at the first prescription, or it o far modifies the attack tbat the case becomes mM and mansgcable. In chronic Hepatic derangement (Liver Complaint), with Dyspepsia, it is a ot valuable remedy. Its range of application ia perhaps more extensive than any other cathartic medicine, and while in any and every ease it will do all the good that is claimed for mercury, it Is entirely free from any of the objection to that article." Tbe late Trofessor T. V. Morrow says : Terbspa no medicine Las been introduced to tbe meaical profession for the last 100 years which promises to be of such value as rodophylliu (Mandrake.) An experience somewhat extensive in the oe of this scent In the treatment of a ereat varic'v of casea of disease, ha fully convinced me of its ircmenre value as a remedial a.ent, especially as a purgative and alterative. It operates witb energy aud efficiency, without harshness, leaving the bowels ia ajently lax condition for two or three days after its opeiaiion. With one single ooe of . this medicine I bave frequently arrested a severe attack of bilious remittent fever, requiring nothing further to complete the cure except aome gentle tonlcaa! a proper avoilauce of the exciting causes. Iht icsults of my experience la the cseof tail article as a remedial agent, on the whore. ar rack as to leave no doubt in my mind tbat it in oesiioed to occupy a conspicuous place among the no-t valuable remedies 1 the materia roed.ca. with a very extended range of applications in the treatment of ditoae. Indeed.it proininct to be more than a substitute for mercury in a. 1 ttuno case v-hcie mercury has jroveJ of any swtatantial value, without the liabilitr of producing injurious) ejection the constitution of patients." Mandiake has been used in many i rrr.i fry physicians and other, but it was never liouhi l-ciore the public in a perfect and practical way until prepared and combined wit4 other valuable nxiiines by DR. J. H. SClIENCK. OV 11I11.ADKLtlilA. Thirty years ago he begnn the manufacture of his now celebrated MANDRAKE 1 11XS. and since that time they have gained the xmtidcnceof the public so fully that their eale in the Pnited States now far exceeds tbat ot any other .nthartle medicine. Tlicy do not prod uce aick nna at lb stoniach, nausea or griming. They set directly o the liver, the or?an wbicb, when lu a bcsl'.hy coa dition, purities the blood for tbe who.e body. '1 bey are the onlv perfect preparation oi M l DltAKIl, that substitute for mercury, 'lb is not their equal in the whole ran re of ttrthar Medicines known to roan. They wi;i cure the in stubborn caes of I.tver Complaint, tbat great for runner and cause of Conauuipttun. With the aid of Dr. tecnenek's fWweed Tonic, they will cure the worst cases of Dyper' Dr. Schrnck's lkok on diseases of the Lnrr, Uver Coniplaint and Dyspepsia Is sent free, port paid, to all applicant. It should be read Ly lui who are afllctcd w ith these diseases. Address DR. J. II. 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