Indiana State Sentinel, Volume 29, Number 40, Indianapolis, Marion County, 7 November 1883 — Page 7

THE INDIAVTA STATE SENTINEL. WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 7- 1883.

A FLIGHT SHOT.

MACBJCE THOMPSON. we were twin orotner, tad ni naie, (jlta wanderers over bill and dale. We stood within the twilight shade Of 'hies lb At rimmed a souiaen fcMade, He said: "Let's settle if we can. V Inch of us is the stronger man. We'll try a flight shot.Jhlsh and good. Across the green glade tovrard ttie wood." And so we bent in sheer delight, Our old yew bows wilu all our might. Our lone, keen shaft, drawn to the head, V ere poiied a moment ere ibey sped. As we leaned back, a breath of air MlEi'.eU the trowu locks of our hair. W e loose '- As one our bow-cords rang, Atone, away our arrows sprang. Awav they sprang, the wind of Jane Thrilled to their softly whistled tune. We watched their lli;ht and saw them strike Deep la the ground slantwise alike. fk far away that that they might pass For two thin straws of brown sedge grass. Then arm in arm we donbting werft To had whose shaft wasurtnerest sent. Kach fearinc In his loving heart That brother'! shaft had lallen short. But who can tell by such a plan Waich of us was the stronger man : There at the margin of the wood, Bide by site our arrows stood. Their red cock feathers wing and wing, Their amber necks still quivering. I Their points deep planted where they fell An inch apart and parallel. . We clasped each other's hand: said he: 'Twin champions of the world are we." Albany Evening Journal. WIT AMD PLEASANTRY. IJere's to women? Heaven bless The precious, thoughtless creatures! And may some other mode of dress He foand to deck their features ! Iu winter time, the halo bat Shuts of the state from view; The par sol is worse thau that It hides the landscape, to, Boston Trahscrin. l'at was quite right when he said that it is -a ereat blessing that night never comes on in the middle of the day to interfere with an Lonest man's work, büt alwaj-s when the day's work is over and a fellow is all tired out. A writer tli.eussinjr about kissing mention a "cold, icy kid." We prtume it is the one a man receives from his wife ut this sea-on of the year when he informs her that he has not the mone for that sealskin saoiue, Host on Globe. A medical advertisement says red noses are often caused by dyspepsia. lly the immortal Jove, there's the excuse this country has leen pnpectinjj for ever iuee the dawn of creation. What a nation of dyspeptics we are Bismarck Tribune. A young man having aked a girl if he misht go home with her from singing class, and being refused, said: "You're as full of airs as a musical box." "I'erliaps so," she retorted; "but if I am I don't go with a crank." Huston si tar. One of the hammers in a Pittsburgh mill utrikes ninety-ton blows On this account it Is known among the workmen as the "step-mother.-' 'lhey are putting up asleam wliis- . tie near it that will le heard eitit mile. The rame for this is all ready. It's the "mother in-law " "In my time, miss." said astern aunt, "the men looked at the women's faces instead of their ankles!" "Ah, but, my dear aunt," xetoited the pretty younjr lady, "you see that the world has improved and is more civilized than it used to be it looks now more lo ti e understanding " A Stratford, Conn., woman dreamed that she saw her husband kissing a neighbor's wife, and she awoke and struck him across Iiis face and broke his nose. The next night Jie ate mince pie, Welsh rabbit, dried apples and wedding cake to have a dream to get square with her. Coston I'ost. "Don't keep a bottle in the closet" advises a temperance editor. We suspect he now keeps his under lock and key since his wife discovered it in his closet. We don't keep a lottle any where, but we shouldn't think a tltset would be a very safe place to keeD cne, A man's wife'"is always "snooking" beut the closet Norristown Herald. "How Is it you can tell such whoptrtr?'' BSKed a caller, d.hteing the editor of the fish story department. "Well, you see," replied the editor, "our wife's name is Anna." "What has that to do- with it?" "A great deal. When we are writing fish stories we usually have Anna nigh us to help us.'' The caller was carried to the hospital. Kxchange. The story is told of Senator "Zeb" Vance, of North Carolina, that soon after his second marriage he remarked to his bride: "My dear, I'm a stubborn fellow, and you may anticipate trouble. Now, in the beginning, while 1 am submissive, I want to give you one piece of advice. If you follow it. we'll get on mighty well. It is'this: Make me do just as I darned please." A grocer groastr insulted Mrs. McGorlin the other day without intending it. She was an immensely stout woman, and stepping upon the scales playfully requested the erocer to weigh her. As he adjusted the weights he remarked that she weighed 100 pounds which proved to be her exact weight. "How iid von rnnin - tm ii" . a.l .r am used to guessing at weights. I weighed , hogs for five years in Cincinnati." "You are charged with carrying whisky away from an illict distillery," said the United States judge to Uncle Silas. "What have you to say to that charge V "I in't guilty, sah. 1 didn't carry it away." "Yon had some, then?" "Yes, sah, I had some." "What did you do with it?" "Well, sah. all dat I bad wuz inside ob me. an' I had so much dat I couldn't carry it nway, so 1 jesj stayed dar." Axkansaw Traveler. Had a Pplte Against Him. ITexas Sifting. A Texas man was left 92,000 by the death of an uricle in New York. He dran deeply and went through the property in two months. While engaged in the completion of one of the Texas railroads he received notice that he had again fallen heir, this time to fö.OOO. "Allow me to congratulate you," said one of hit fellow workmen. "Congratulate nothing." i-aid the roan, dismally; "it looks Tery much as though there was some kind of a plot on foot to kill me off." A ralpabloHIt, The following little story seems worthy to 1 rescued from the quasi-oblivion ot most reprinted articles, and to be added to the long succession of small repartier credited to the Irish race: "A New England lady was asking her cook the other day about a waitress she proposed to hire and raid: 'Mary, is she Irish?' "No, ma'am,' said Mary, 'she's American.' 'What is her name. MaryT 'Bridget O'Connor, ma'am.' 'Why, then, of course se is Irish, 3Iary.' 'No. ma'am; she was born in Lynn.' 0h, bnt that makes no difference, Mary; she is not an American.' 'Well, in faith, perhaps she ain't, ma'am. They tell me the real ones is red.' "vYnere He arioi. Wall Street Kew. Twenty years aro tliere was an old farmer living out about 100 miles from New York, who took forty pounds of dried apples to the village merchant, and was told that the price was 4 cents per ponn.l "I'll be darned if I submit to tLis extortion any longer!" he exclaimed; "why, they are quoted in Horace (Jrecley's paier at 7 cent:" "Hadn't you letter take '11 to New York?" "I'll be

kicked if I don't!" And he dial. When he came home and figured up he said to his wife: "Well, Hanner.it cost me to come and go. ?2 tavern bill, and maybe a little extra for tobacco." "Then you lost by the tiip"."' "Yes, kinder lost in one way, but in another I got mv tea for 1' cents a pound less than Jackson sells it, and I tell you 1 cents don't grow on every thistle!" Advice Which Wu Taken. Boston Gazette. The story has been kept very quiet, bat this much of it li.-u leaked out. A young gentleman, moving in good society, but whoe bank account is by no means plethoric, sought out one of our wealthy citizens about a month ago and told hint he wanted to stak to him on a very important affair. Crii-sua said to his visitor: "I am busy just now, nd must request you to be" brief. What is it business?" The ybung gentleman, thoroughly embarrassed by the brusqueness of the other, could only stammer. "Very important business" "Well," said Cro-sns, "let mc give you this advice: Hor.'tput it oir till to-morrow, if you can do it to-day. That has been the theory on which I Luve made my success in life."' The young gentleman stammered his thanks, departed, ami that very day went before a magistrate with the daughter of Croicsus, and married her then and there. When the old gentleman found it out. he, for the first time, began to doubt the universal applicability of his theory. However, it is understood that all has been forgiven. RELIGIOUS lMCLUUlSMIK AND INCIDENT.

Dr. Totter has leen consecrated assistant Iiishop of .New York. At Home. Ga , four negroes are studying for the Catholic priesthood. Isaac Pembroke, New Hampshire's oldest Congregational minister is dead. "Never mistake perspiration for inspiration," said an old minister in his charge to a young pa& tor just being ordained. The Jewish synagosue of li'iiai Koonah of New York had a tight over the custody of its bookt. Two combatants got into the police court. Eev. John White ot TittsVurg, who drifted from Calvinism into Sweden bo rgian ism, will not be tried for heresy, although charges have been preferred. Gould's Atalanta beats the Ark. Noah had a good deal of water and a good deal of stock, but Gould has outwatered him, and he is Noah-where. Hartford Time. If you iiave made a mistake or committed a sin get away from it as fast as ever you can, for the old proverb says, and truly, "He that falls in the dirt, the longer he lies there the dirtier he is.'' An English, clergyman writes that there are 4.000 unemployed clergymen in the Church of England, many of whom are both able and willing to work, but who can not lind anything to do. The late Dr. Ewen, of New York, the noted Episcopalian, used to cross himself after the manner of good Catholic He had confessionals in his Church and burned candles lavishly around his pulpit. If the voting woman who cleans her kid gloves with kerosene and wears them to Church before they are thoroughly evaporated knew what effect it had on the Christianity of these near her. she would probably go fishing for one Sunday. Chicago Telegram. Extensive preparations are being made in I'aris for the reception of the American bishops who are to mest at the Vatican in November. The main object of the meeting wiil be to adopt measures for the reorganization of the Catholic Church in the United States. The inhabitants of Hugby Mr. Tom Hughes' Tennes-ee colony have solved a religious difficulty in a very practical manner. They have built a Church; in the morning the Church of England people perform a service iu it, and in the evening the Dissenters At the Congregational council, at Concord, X. II.. it was reported that there had been a gain of 1Ä2 Churches in the last three vears There are S74 more Churches in the United States than clergymen tosupply them. The contributions for all objects since the last meeting of the council hare amounted to ow.ooo. "Whar yer gwine wid dat man?" asked a negro of his daughter. "He ain't fatten to 'coinp'ny yer." "Uwine ter de show," the girl replied. "Dars all right. Thought yer was gwine ter Church. A 'oraan ken go wid mos' any man ter a show, but she's got to be mighty pertie'lar who goes ter Church wid her." Arkansaw Traveler. Height members of the Stone family in Tennessee on their way to church in an ox wagon wore run away with by a yoke of oxen and all tumbled into a creek without injury. This little spread gave a local paper a chance to say that it was one of the occasions when no Stone was left unturned in the effort to hear the gospel. New York Commercial Advertiser. Mgr. Capel's pamphlet entitled Catholic: The Essential Quality and Necessary Marks of the True Church, is in type, and will 1 issued this week. It was suggested by the discussion in the Episcopal convention of the Eroposilion to change the name 1'rotestant piscopal Church to the Holy Catholic Church Mgr. Capel says it wUl be in no way a controversial pamphlet, but a simple statement of the position of the Catholics. This pamphlet will be followed in November by one entitled The Hope: The Head of the True Church. Captain J. A. Nichols, of Duluth. formerly of l'ort Arthnr, superintendent of tue mine on Lnsie Island, north snore, has a copper knife which he found in Jone of the old mines on Isle Koyale. This knife, with the exception of three small pieces in the blade, is made entirely of copper and the captain says that it is highly tempered and cuts and wears as well as any steel knife he ever saw. It is about six inches in length and the captain is inclined to think that it was made by the Indians who first discovered and worked these mines, bat how they succeeded in tempering copper is something tha the present race is yet to lind out. A reporter who visited Isle Hoyale lat season saw this knife. There are neu who would give a good deal to know how to temper copper UOW. Taper is now made in Sweden from the bleached and blanched remains of mosses that lived centuries ago. and now found in enoimons quantities. The paper is turned out in all degrees of excellence," from tissue to sheets three-fourths of an inch thick. By the ose of Flavoring Extracts, made from ethers, and other injurious articles, in our pastry and our creams, we encounter danger. Such extracts give some foreign flavor, but in their very nature are injurious. There evils may be avoided bv using none but Dr. Trice's Special Flavoring Extracts, which are made from the true fruit. Mae. Ears Bernhardt is bitterly htted at the Cornea: Francaise, as the following gossip will show: "Emilede Girardin had an exquisite portrait of ber psinted by an eminent artist in 1870. When be died he bequeathed It to theComedie Francaise. 'Where is the portrait nowf was recently aked of a member of the Company. 'L p in the garret, with its face to the wall' " The most delicate persons enjoy taking Emory's Little Cathartic Tills, give a wholesome appetite, put new life in a broken down body. 15 cents Mr. James AUUon. the Australian rr.anaser, who sailed for Kuro recently, tins bought ail the Madison Square Diester plays and Autumn Daly's plaj. and is in negotiation for s-veral of Dion Roi;cU.anli's.for Australian proJnctioti. and has sbo made a proposition to bike Ilster Wallack' company to Australia next summer. llorsford' Acid Thosph.it, VAI.I'APl.K IX IIWM.FJ.TIOX. Dr. Daniel T. NeW.n. of Cliicao. says: '"I find it a pleasant and valuable re med r in indigestion, particularly in overworked men."

TABLE OOSS3IP.

They sat in the thsdow at even. And talked iu a lover-like way: He said something that rounded like Heaven, She murmured an indistinct nay. He told her the summer whs ended. That their ;oy uasuearitig itsdoe. Her voice with tle zephyr blende 1. And she gave him a haif open rote. Next morning they met near the river some strangers," hevaid, "come last nish." "Ah, indeed?" said the firl in a quiver: "Iki you kuow that younwouiau iu white!" lie Muttered a little, then bravely. Oh. e. we are iromisel to wed. And the man. do you Jiuovr him?" Then gravely, "We've eeti married since last spring." she said Cincinnati ilercliant Traveler. There is a vast quantity of affection which is aptly characterised by the following very tctiucrlir.es by Mr. Eeece: I love you ! Ay. it seems absurd. Although to prove it I was ;iultn ; The ink is blat-k thnt writes the word. Yet you will read it all iue red-ulou. The bad man may think he is having a good time, but he issimplj peppering his food with snuil'and must by and by cat it. You ought not to take a great deal of pains with your life. but. on the other hand, you ought to take a great deal ot pleasure in it, When a man spends his tiiue in making too longpravers he generally exhausts himself so completely that he can't even be honest after it. "is that gentleman a friend of yours?" asked a newly introduced lady of another at h reception. "Oh, no, he's my husband,', was the innocent reply. Mrs. Homespun, who has a terrible time every morning to get her younz hrood out of. their bed., says she can not understand why children are called the rising generation. In reply to the Czar's query of one of the maids of honor as how she enjoyed the coronation, the answer wa, "Oh, ever to much, yourMaiesty! I Lope we shall soon have another." Fco pie build houses by putting all the carved freestone and costly embellishments on the front and all the cheap brick at the back. Some characters are built iu the same way precisely. The conceited man is the only happy fei low in the world. While all men are grumbling because he Is a fool, he smiles benignly, and is just as sure as ever tiiat he is the only wise one of the crowd. When you tell a joor person who applies for assistance that you will "keep him in mind." you promise more than is necessary. If you w'ill only "keep nim" he will be quite satisfied, and probably never claim the rest of the promises. When a woman powders her cheeks she always avers thnt he does it simply to take the shine oil" her face: but it is more than suspected that she wishes to take the shine oil' the face of her fairer skincd rival, Bosion Transcript, Not every scholar will be able to read the follow ing somewhat Latin nonsense line. It nevertheless contains a patriotic sentiment whicii is heard in our streets every gala day. end one which d'tes honor to the American citizen; uis crudumpro te lectum, album, et spiravit An exchange says "a Tennsylvania lady ninety-three years of a.o, milks, washes the dishes and bakes for a family ot three persons." The question arises, what do the other membeis of the family do? It would seem that when a lady reaches that age it w as her turn to take a rest and let the girls take a hand at the milking, washing and baking. Teck's Sun. The elder Weller, of facetious memory, expressed himself strongly on the subject of widows. There be people in this land of the attorney and home of the breach of promise suit who are disposed to side with him. "Come," said a Cincinnati man, showing a Chicago friend the institutions of the city, "come let us s;o see the Widows' Home. "Not much," cried the terrified visitor. -'I saw a widow home once and it cost me $15,000 for alleged breach of promise. No, sir. Send the widows home in a hack," There is a time in every young man's life when be firmly expects to commit suicide through unrequited affection. He lives in Araminta's smile, and when that becomes totally eclipsed the fearful night is tilled with ghosts and hobgoblins. A little arsenic is close at hand, but somehow he doesn't take it, for it has a business-like look which seems to say it can't be trifled with, and so he goes about his matter of lact affairs for one day more, and is surprised that he gets along so well w ithout his first love and has become so much interested in his second. W. M, Traed has suns the history of this episode so well that we all recognize it as a part of our own biography : We parted: months and yeat rolled by. We met again four summers after. Our lining was all sob and sii?h, Ov.r meeting was all mirth snd laughter. For in mv henrt's most secret cell There hail been many other linixers; And slit- whs not the ball room belle. But only Mrs. Something Hogers. Charles O'Conor is said to have recently'endured half an hour or so of undiscriminäting praise of John Howard Tayne. The dreary dissertation led up to a particularly painful recitation of "Home, .Sweet Home," with interjected comments and recitations of praise. "Don't you think that is a masterpiece?" the elocutionist inquired quite rapturously. "1 do not," was the blunt reply; "it is doggerel, and you would know it if you had any judgment at all about joetry." There is nothing more nonsensical in the whole history of literature, the venerable lawyer is represented as saying, than the fame given to Tayne for those rhymes. "There isn't a thought in them worth preserving beyond the old and world-wide one of the sweetness of home. There isn't any excellence of language or structure. The piece, as a whole, is on a par with the sentimental songs of the negro minstrels. The tune is all that Las kept the words from oblivion, and that was an old Sicilian air stolen by I'ayne. Unrewarded genius? I'ayne hadn't any; and if he was able to make a fair living, as he did. out of his commonplace writings, he got all the reward he deserved." These are üaya when a vast deal of experience can he had in Wall street in an amazingly short time. Itiseasyto find out in about two hours what you won't forget if you live until the verv "end of things created." The gentlemen in the Stock Exchange seem to be not only willing hut even anxious to give "points" to any poor wanderer who chances their way in search of a fortune that will make itself in fifteen minutes; but the individuals who sit down on these "points" generally remark that tbey have been iu their lives in more comfortable places, while the sadness of their countenances proves -and, for that matter, the supernatural leanness of their porketbooks that they are not entirely satisfied or happy. There is little preferences between death by a "bull" and death by a "bear" provided that the fact of death is fully fixed. To be E itched into the next world bv a pair of orns while the fierce "bull" püts into his side pocket all the money you have about your person is not a fate to be looked forward to with hopeful anticipation To be squeezed by a "bear" until you give tin your cash an then give up your life is little betler. Under present circumstances it seems as though our brokers were macadamizing a road to the poorhonse right through the Stock Exchange. If yon have any money to spore almost airy one on the street can tell you how to place it so that your longing eyes will never catch a glimpse of it again. lha Dlveres Evil. (New Northwest. Let us ,:open our eyes" to their full width and look at the divorce evil. Let us see who is to blame for "breaking tip domestic relations." Let ns have the whole truth. First, let us state these facts and remember them : t'mt men, sitting as legislators, have made divorce possible aixl fixed the causes for which it maybe obtained; that men alone corstrtieand enforce the law?; that no Oman ha hail a hand or voice in them; that no

woman ran cet a divorce' without apnealln:

to men for it and basing her action on crounds that men have decided to be justifiable; that men alone have the power to grant or deny divorces. Now let us see who have oftenest given tatise for divorce, and place the fault where it belongs Record compiled a few months azo show that four-fifths of the divorce suits in this State are brought bv women. . None of these suits can be maintained without just cause. W ho furnishes the cause? Certainly not the women, for thev are the complainants. The cause is furnished bv the deicndants. The wives have sufVered wrongs which men have prononned ample grounds for divorce, and they submit their complaints to Judges who are men; and tuen decide that in four cases out of live the husbands have so conducted themselves that their wives (an not live with them and are entitled to divorces. Every divorce granted to a woman is a judicial declaration that the husband's conduct lias been such as to "break up domestic relations.'' Yet there are papers that constantly pive women the blame; charge the fault, not to the husbands who cause the trouble, but to the wives who have endured until endurance is no longer pofsible. Nothing could nmre manifestly unjust The record shows that men, not women, are at fault. Space used in growling about women would be much more profitably employed in arraigning derelict husbands and instructing them in their duty. Ccder laws made by 'men, divorce has constantly increased. 1 his ought-not be so. It is time that women the Lome-loTin? sex were given a chance to deal with it. First ot all. they would strike at the sources of divorce; hasty marriages and the union of children; would prohibit the marriage of persons of immature years; would require several months' notice'of intention to procure a license, thus alfording all couples time to become acquainted with each other, and preventing moot of the marriages of persons of incompatible temperaments. They would introduce equal rights in the home, teaching men who ara disposed to be tyrannical that they must curb their tempers and resject the rights of their wives, aud thus doing away with most of the causes which now force women to apply for divorces for protection. L1T1X.K KOLKS. "Mamma, said Harry, "what's the difference between goose and geese?'' "Why, don't you know'."" said four year-old Annie; "geese Is a goose, and a whole lot of gooses is geese." Tector's wile (severely) "Tommy Jackson, how is it you don't take dt' your hat when you meet'me?" Tommy "Well, niarm, if I take oil" my hat to you, what be I to do when I meet the parson himself?" "Tap, kin a feller have a gun for a father?" "No, son. Why do you as such a foolish question?" "Cause 1 beard yen toil in' mother a while ago that some feller you was taikiu' about was a 'son of a gun." Two little girls were watching the clouds near the horizon on a summer evening, when one exclaimed, "Oh, seethesheetlightnins;!'' shortly afterward, there was a smaller flash from the same cloud, ami the other little girl cried out. "See there! hook at the pillowcase lightning!" Little Willie began to exhibit a domineering spirit at a tender age. He accompanied his mamma on a shopping expedition. "Oh. mamma, please buy me a little sister." "And why do you want" a little sister, Willie?' Answer: "So I kin whip 'er," Willie will want a wife some daw "Dood ftlornm, Dod." A beautiful little girl, only three year old. One morning in her baby language, asked to say a morning prayer. She being told to say "Now 1 lay me down to sleep," she insisted that it could not be right, because she said that every night at nurse's chair. Not receiving much help, she went over to the window, and looking up at the bright sky said softly: "Dood mornin'. dear Dod! l'se lighted to see you." "Hop-Tode" aud Bear Stories, fSan Francisco Argonaut. "Little Johnny's" stories from nature have no written moral, but the reader can generally pick out one. Here are two good specimens of boy narrative: One time a frog and a hon-tode they met and the frog sassed the hop-tode cos it was clumsy, but the tode it sed, "If you will come here on this flat stone where we can start even. He beat you jumping hi, best two out of three " So they done it, and the first time the tode it only jest fleered the stone, but the frog it went up so high that it hurt itself coming down, and cudn'tjump no more at all, and the tode beat it the other two times And now lie tell you a story about a bear. One day the bear he went among a flock of sheeps and picked out a nice little labni, and cot it, and the labia it said ba-ba-ba! cause it kanew it was a coin' for to be et every little tiny bit up. m But the bear took it in his fore poz, like it'was a babj-, and set it up full lenth and rocked it, and sed, "There, there, never mine, my precious darlin', were does it hurt you?" But the labni keep a hollerin louder and louder, cos wile the bear was a-smilin' and singin' a hush a boy, he was asknweezin' titer and titer all the time. Iii me-by the ole ramb he seen wot was up, and he droped his hed, the ole ramb did, and come like he was shot out of a gun and let him have it in the stumack and dubbled him up like he was a rasor, and set him a rollin' oyer and over without his preshous darlin'." Just then he see how it was, for there stood the old ramb a holding down his head ready for to let him have it agin, and shakin'it like he said: "That little shaver wudent make more than a ruoutle for a feller like you. I guess you better serve up the ole man." lint the bear, be walked off, say in' : "I don't hanker after a dinner which gose against my stumac.k like that" Foreign journals report an arrangement for producing brilliant light by the combination of gas and electricity. It consists of an ordinary gas flame through which passes a curved metallic rod provided with means for counteracting the ei reels of overheating under the action of the electric current. A cool, bright, white light is produced of far better quality than of gis alone. The report states that the platinum does not require a great intensity of current to make it supply an ordinary light with one or two elements. The cost is said to be a third less than that of the gas companies. L. Tanner, drnggist, Tanner. Marshall County, says: "Brown's Iron Bitters sells well and gives good satisfaction." Mr. J. I, Stndley bas accepted an engagement to play "The Bells" during the Irring season in this country. He appeared at the Bowery Theater aa "Mathias" the same aigit tbe late J. W. Wallack flrst played the part at Booth', in New York, and subsequently starred in the character ia various cities. Enterprising local agents wanted in this town for an article that is sure to sell; live druggists and grocers preferred. Address Huiniston Food Treservative Co., 72 Kilby street Boston. Miss Jeffreys Lewis has been engaged by Mr. John A. Stevens to star for the balance of the season in "Strife," a new Kuglisti play which he bas recently purchased. Mr. Stevens will go to tad Kisncisco with hla new eulerprixe, and will play in that city Christmas and New Year's. RlieumatUni Quickly Cured. There has never been a medicine for rheumatism introduced in Indiana that has triven such universal satisfaction as Durang'a llheumatic ilemetly. It stamis ont atone as tne one great remedy that actually cures this dread disease. It is taken internally and never has and never can fail to cure the worst case in the shortest time. It has the indorsement ami recommendation of many h ading physicians in this Slate and elsem li-f It ia vttlsl lsv vrv alrturtrl- at &1 write for free 40 pnpe pamphlet toK. K. UelrntNSTiNE, Druggist, Washington, u. c

KNOTTY FKOBLEXS.

pt:r readers are levited to furnish original erdg ma. chars des ridd'es, rebuses and other "knotty problems." addressing all communlcatloni relative to this derartraent to E. B. Chadbo'ura. Lewiston, Jtaiae. Ho. C37 tharsls. AV ritten at bca.1 Tf c waters lave the vessel's side vvtiilo on the deck t lie And watch the ocean rolling wide. 1 he foam caps dasnins by. Ilidi-hlnmaa of the ta que, Janet, I've ties on land to bind me; And one I nvti to think of yet The "fiirl 1 left behind me'." All lonely at the midnuht Lo Jr. criftil 1 perufte the stars? Or let the clouds that darkly lower, Atd presage aerial wars? Or shall I t.rst of tudent mind. And court the anus of sieen. My next Nepenthean rest to find? .My soul iu poppies steep? No! Iove to-nieht within my breast Is beating wild und high : And memory dethroned rest. The min Irops patter by. Orr wliere ihe w aters fall and rise A brilliant wholeappears; 'Tis like mv nweetlicart's loveliest eyes That sj art led through her tearse. R. Kc. C38 Eleven Buried Poets. 1. This pen served Alexander Hamilton for ruanv years. 2. There were sundry dents iu their swords worthily gained in battle ' J. the lire no longer burns upon the hearth in the fallin? old smithy. 4 On the lonely river the boat was moored and the fisherman sat in his cot thinking as he watched the descending rays of the sun. .. V e wctciieu turn decamp, bellowmz hoarsely, and switch himself for fathoms on the shoie. Sidney G. Breton. Ko. GS!) EitTdle. When throuch far ocean caves a murmur's dving, Aud ripples swell the bosoia of the mere: And you can hear the billows to.'ty siehing. And mart ti e distant water's low replying And note the tea gras bending 1 am there. I shate tbe petals from the April rose. And lay them ou tbe pround to fade and die; From garden bowers I steal fair fragile posies And wake the gilded moth that idiv dozes HUpou the blossorrs ns 1 flutter by'. I glide with spring thro' mazy woodland bowers And touch tne dark mould as I pass akm? Where soon each nook is blue with violet tlowers; toon in r.er nest the timiu ring-dove comes. And darin: mock biids fill the copse with song. I swell the white sails o'er the ocean bending, I help the f.walior"s wild and weary wing: To bre brow n puths a glorious carpet bendinz, I waft gay leaves with sold and crimson blending, Aiid on the ground their wealth of beauty flingius. Upon my wings I bear the storm snd lightning, 1 Ih(-1i the rattline rain and hail around; My burst of rae the timid mortals frightening, I huri the forest uiouarchsto the ground. I fin invisible. Yon hear me sighln?. The lonely spirit of the earth and air: My voice now shrilly rising, and now dyinT, Now drawins near, row faiutin?. tleetiiig. tlyinz, N.ow wild with joy, now wailin; in despair. K. No. 010. ntdden Waverly Character. In the sentences are concealed the names of 1. A character in "Waverly." 'J. A character in "The Bride of Lam Hierin oor " .'!. A character in the "The Antiquary." 4. A character in "Ivan hoe." ". A character in "Kenilworth." The initials of these form the name of a character in ' Waverly." L I make vouan otler, Gustavu. 2. These hounds are called "Halu," "Cvnthia"' and "Tally-ho." 3. "Halu1 is strong and bold; bucks of the largest size he catches like hares. 4. As for "Cynthia" her mettle is rare, Beccamoorth, the hunter, says. .". You are proud of them? I am, yes. II. A. No. 641. An Antamn Guest. The tiny centre ora flower, It swells through all tbe summer time, It ripens in the summer's prime. And mellows iu the autumn hoar. Within a prickly orison closed. It bursts its bonds, comes peeping out: The children gather round about. And laugh to see its ball disclosed. R. No. C42. Formations. 1. Take a prefix, a preposition, a large cask, and a pagan goddess, and form producing disaster. 'J. Take a vowel, an obstruction, an insect, and to bring forth, and form of extreme hardness. o. Take a preposition, to eat, a place of saiely, and qualified, and form net to be endured. 4. Take a musical syllable, a vessel, a joint of time, and a supporter of royul authority, and form tending to recov ery. G. 1). T. The November Oiler. The sender of the best lot ot answers to the "Knotty Problems" published during the month of November will receive a fine gold pen. Kach week's solutions should be mailed within six days after the date of the Sentinel containing the puzzles. Answer. 1 24 - Truth crushed to earth shall rise again; The eternal yers of God are hers. But Krror wounded writhes fn pain, Aud dies smong his worshipers." 025. Manuscript. 2G. Fusion, effusion, affusion, infusion, profusion, transfusion, diffusion, suffusion, confusion.

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628. Xokomis. 25. Sea-sons (JUO. n cord. STUAXGK CASK OF DKSKKTIOX. A Man Absents Himself From His Family for Thirty Years, and Ia Discovered in Idaho by Iiis Son An Knoch Arden Case, With Improvements. Drs-pRYSBCRo, O., Nov. 3. An Enoch Arden case bas just been brought to light in this Cennty, which, in romance, far excells the original of Teanyson. Ia IMl Mr. William Anderson, who resided about a mile south of here, married Miss Mary English, and tbey lfved happily together nntil 1S53, when Mr. Anderson, who became afflicted with tbe California gold fever, left his wife and hie family ot eight children and went to the far West. For a few months he wrote back to his wife and sent her money, but suddenly he ceased to write, and as years went by no tidings were heard from him. During; the thirty years of bis absence Mrs. Anderson worked hard to support her family, and a few years ago she secured a divorce, thinking her husband was dead, and afterward married a Mr. Jesse Fowler, with whom she lived happily until his death, a few weeks ago. In 1375 (ieorge Anderson, a son of the deserted mother, went to Idaho Territory. In the Arm belief that he would see his father, who he had always claimed must till be alive. All those eight years (ieorge kept up his search for the truant husband and father, and last April he ton no him in Idaho, a wealthy old fanner, owning over tUJ acres of the finest land in the Territory. The son and father have been together constantly ever since last ring. and a ie w days ago Mr. Anderson, the father, returned here aud is visiting all his children, and has aUo met his wife and spoLcn to her several times, although he shows no desire to claim her ns his wife, ile will not even enter her house, although be goes to sea his chlldien living near her. ills wife has never been heard to titter one word acralnst her former husttt:l. and tlie gois are now being puzzled over exph'iuiug wliv Mr. Anderson has absented limse!f all taese thirty ye.'.rs Irom his family, tucn

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her helpless children will probably always remain a profound mystery. iti:nixi Tin: hak. Hiilliant but ltrief Career of a Pretended Cousin of Gebhard. MrsiPitis, Tcnn., Nov. 2. He came, it Is said. from Chicaso. Ills real name is Sftin or Stern. but he pn.med himself off on the boys as P. g. Gebhard, a veritable cousla of Freddie, and as such he weeded a very wide row in this city during the last ten days. lie was in daily attendance at the races and was negotiating with seversl of the jotkevs to go last with him and ride r.oie. as ne was ltiierestea in tne ownersntp oi tne animal, tie now languishes in the County Jail, having been committed in default of bail, charsed with obtaining a watch from a jeweicr of tins city under lalse pretense, thaviutt ciren a check on one of the local banks in payment for li. which, on presentation, was proven worthless. The steh, which was obtained late yesterday alteraoon. was recovered last night from a pawnbroker to whom it bad heen pledged within an hour alter it purchase. The voucE man stands a good chance of serving the state, as It is the intentioa of the o3iciaia to prosecute him for the act. Josh Killings Heard From. Newport, It. I . Aug. 11, 18S0. Dear Hitters I am here trying to breathe in all the salt air of the ocean", and having been a sunerer for more than a rear with a refractory liver, I was induced, to mix Hop Hitters w ith the sea gale, and have found the tincture a glorious result. . ? I have been Kreatly helped by the Bitters, and am not afraid to say so. Yours without a strudle, JOSH BlU.TNOS. MOOD'S SftRSfiPflRllB Is designed to meet the w ants of a large por Hon of our people who are cither too poor tf omploy a phys'.cl.ai, or are too far temoved to easily call one, and a still larger class who are not sick enough to require medical ice, aud yet are out of sorts and need a ir.auciuc to build them tip. give them an appetite, purify their Mood, and oil i:p the machinery of their bodies so it will do its i!it!Wi'.linjjlv. No other article t:il:es hold of the system and hits exactly the spot like HOOD'S G ARS AP AH ILL A It works like magic, rcachius every rai t I uic human body through ti e blood, giving to ull renewed life r.nd c-nery. TTy friend, voti peed not tr.fce our word. Ack your neisrhltor, who has ji:t taken out; Im rHe. He will ti ll you that "It's the bes; tl..j!ar I ever iiiM-slcd." J.eha-vox. N. II.. Fo. 1. ist?. TlF.SsTS. V. I. llool . Co.: Dear Sirs A'-though greatly prejudiced ajraiiKt patent medicines in general, 1 was induced. frr.n the excellent reiKirts I had heard of yout fcarsaparilla. to try n bottle, last Pecenil cr. f.r d spepsia and general prostration, and I have" received very pratiiyinii resclts from Its use. I am now umu tlic second bottle, Mid consider it a verv ;il -! remedy loi ludigesliou and its attend' troubles. Vom st ml v. L . :ui:chij.l, (Firm ")i Carter & CV.mci.iU.) CF-A pcntlcmati who QninQQ .s.s been suffering from iJUiliiiU Jhc Debility and I.ar.juor in Dninrfo peculiar to ibis season.'' rUUl.UÖ rays: "Hood's Sacsapakxlla. is putting new t tight into me. I have gained ten ' w.nds since I began to take it." Has taken i wo bottles. Hood's Sarsapaeilla is sold by all druggists, rrlce $1 per bottle; six for $3. Pretired by C. I. IIOOÖ & CO.. Lowell, Mass. THE BEST TIIIXG KXOWX Foa IVashingand Bleaching In Hard or Soft, Hot or Cold TTater. BATES LABOR. TIME and SOAP AMAZINGLY, and gives universal satisfaction. M family, rich or poor, should be without it. Bold by all Grocer.. EWAKK of imiUUoni weU designed to mislead. FKAKLIN t js tat ONLY SAKE labor-saving compound, Jjid at waya bears tb above symbol, and name ox JAJ1ES FYLE. NEW YOKE. IL S.ClarkSt., üpp. Ccurt House, CHICAGa. .A re (Hilar graduate. ITT The Oldest ftpcelatlst Vet of New York, whoee LIFE LOXl ExrEliiKM'E. perfect method and pur medicines tnsnre fcpEEPV and PtBMASLXX CVRr'.s of all I'riTste. Chronic and Nervous Diseases. Affertionsof the B'ood.SUIn, KI4v. Hlaildrr, Krnpllani, I'lren, Old Nore, Nvelllc r the lala. Höre Mutb. Throat, Bone l'alna, permanently cured ana eradicated from the svMein for life. MCnUnilC W"!' lnptery, SemlIlLIll UUO Lae, jrnat iMrtry, Mental and Piysicl trraliurr, failing Membry, Weak Eyes, Stunted lhevloptwnt. Impedimenta to Marriage, ec, from excesses or ! rattae, mimltly, ma e ty and prlrately t'umf. frYomig, Mid-Me-Aged id Old Men, and all trho mi Med i ml Skill itt HjcprrirMcr, ronsnlt Dr. Hate at OHre. His opinion cost nothing, and mSy ut fat art misery and snanie. Y&en inconvenient u visit the city for treatment, mf dicines can be sent errhr br en 111 or saprew IV- twwm ahwr. vattloa. VMt is self-evident tuat a physician who irres his hole attention to a claxs of diseases sttalne treat skill, and physicians tbroughoat tbe country, knowincthis, freqaentlrrecammend difficult case to tha Oldest Mae-elstllsl. br whom eery kwa g-Md rrairdr is used. 09-Dr. Bate's Ave and Experience make his opinion of aa. si rente Inaertaaee. UfThö who call see no on bat the Doctor. Consultations free and Mr redly ealemtli. Cases which have tailed in obtaining tviiaf elsewhere, especially solicited. Female Disease treated. Call or write. Hoars, from 9 to 4 toft Sundays. It) to It. Address as ahn 70 HORSE OVJHEnS ! . . am aLaJ VGOÜDAULfÜ i CAUSTIC C3THE GREAT FRENCHES VETERINARY REMEDY! rttfund bp J. K. GÖHRA VIT, ar-TH'i-immif garyeaw f frtnch Ceeenfaieaf lad. ' IIa beea la prominent we la Ike Wwt Yetertery Practice of Karope for ! 1 paat Twenty Vrart, , A SPEEDY. POSITIVE & SAFE CORE For Curb, Splint, Sweeny. Capped Hock. 8tralnd Tendons, Founder, Wind Puffs, all gfcin Piaeaaeaor Paraaitea, Thrush, all Inflammations, all Throat Iifnruitiea, all Lanienem from H)aviu. Kintrbone, and other bony tumors. Removes all Bunches or Blem. lohea. and man y other d iaeaaea an d ailmentsof Horses aud Cattle. Far puiwrior to a blinterorcanteriratioa in its beneficial effects, never leaving scar or bteinisa. 7E GUARANTEE TWXi mill produce more actual results than a whole bottle of any liniment or spavlu cur mixture ever nxada. Every bottle of CAUSTIC BALSAM jnjd.i" warranted te jrive aatlatartion. Prioa H 1 -H) lr bottle. folOJy dmirv-imn, or sent by rT preen, rasrirs pmJd, with XuU direction for its um. LAWRENCE, WILLIAMS A CO. CLEVELAND. OHIO. ' JSoU Importm Jt Proprietor for (As U. Si smd Oamadt $72 a week. 112 a day at nom.6 e&suy maa Vfct 1 v aTaTi if. t f rs AAlt-Aca Tttia A fVi Augusta, MfOuo,

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OA SKEPTiG SAID y.7'i Notches aadstubboro blood sores. El!m'-is?ps i'.oils. Carbuncles sndScaUls. fy"Permannty an4 -rvi:.:"t:y cere paralysis. Yea,! Is a charming na J :i;-a:iUf id Aperient. Kt'ls Scrofula sn J Kln l: Ü. i la brothers. Change bad breath to -d. rv:novthe cause. Houts bilious tendencies and maVea Ic.ir complexion. Equalled by none In t he Ot r.aru i.t fever. A charminff resolvent n.l a nuNh'r. i-.xatlve. It drives Btck Beadact.e IU:e th- wild. 5 "Contains no draitfe cat!irilc oropurt-i. fjHE GREaY) !'. Veit! Zulauf rjiorMdfj:ics. rrjr.;.v:;- . 1 P!v-u:nn?l5m l7 routin? It. I:tt !!-'. : : r Piipertlcs to the blood. Is n:ara;ceil to er.: .i IKTVons disorders. fyKel'aMc wbr-i :V, op.:.:vs fiX rcfrt-hf'them'.3(lan'l!n!TMrilr3 1-.' ' v ' lu-rs dypeni la or money refunded. ilillllBSili D:asc of the Mood on '.' 3 o-.cv-ir. T io tcJ ia vri Id.-.j by ore.-flflj; .!.'.:-. .: iti.i-iiTrraieaaaU pi:- e:r;injj L".t'.r.:iJ Her. f .- ; 7i"or s:it 1 j s!l a '!;:-crr -t. fi-"1. ' 'l ?r C I tl;-J Vvl-"fl v ... t - - - .. - i - J ! ,J.fcfc; .... . . -------i :T. .;or-r.;i'!i. -:.). Ü PositiTe Cure FOB CATARRH HAY-FEVER. I recommend to thoe aa(Trln. (Ml have been) vita Hay Fever. Ely's Cream Balm. I have tried nearly all the rem-. ilea, ana ctve this a aeciae-i preference over them all It aas given me lmmeaisw) reiier. C T. Btephens, Hard ware Mernant, ttnaca, i . R sib w Apply by ItheUttlelflntrertnte sue uosuna, xy amvruuuu . t cuotiusuj uwira the nasal paasagea of catarrhal virus, caasln nealtny dcretloaa It allays inflammation, protect the membranal linings of the head from ad. dittonal colds, completely heals the sores and restore the sense of taste and rmelL Beneficial result are realized by a few application. A thorough treatment will cure, ünequaled fot colds In head. Ajrreeable to use. Send for circa lar and tastimonUls. By mail 50n a package tamps. ELY'S CBJLAM BALM CO. Oweo. N. T IT LEADS ALL. Ko other bloo-l-purifyinj tnoli'ine is m.vle, or lias t-vrr prepared, which h com pletely iu-!ets the wants ot physicians aud tue geuenil public l Ayer's Sarsaparilla. It lea-L the lift fs a truly scientific preparation for all bloo'l diifa-s. If there is a lurkOnnnrill n " taint of Scrofula about you. ÖunUrULA AVK It'; SAStvtfiKILLA Will dislolw it unit cxjH-l it from your system. For Constitution:! or aerof ukftis Catarrh. Ps-rannu Avkk'" mi:sip.kill is tuo UAIAArtM true remedy. It has cured jtumberle.vi cases. It will stop the uauvous catarrhal dioh-ir;r. au.l remove the sickoiiin o.l r of the breath, which are iodicaUous of scrofulous origiu. WLVIJYUUJ .t thenof iwA years Aneof OnnPQ my cli:llren was terribly a31;eted UuiiLiJ T.th uh'ero-.n runuinj sores on its face a ut week. At the same lime its eyes were swollen, inu"'i iiidanted, and very a..re. Cnnr CvCP rhy.sl.-imistold us that a powOUiit LluO erfu!alt'r:itiveiuediciueiiiut I emploveil. They united in recoiumeuJint AVF.tt's S a ks a t a i 1 1. LA. A few ds pr -daced a ercejiible improvement, wldclt, hy an adherence to your direction, was continued to a complete and ierinaiient cure. evidence h:is since appeared of the existence of any scrofulous tendencies: aud no treatment of any disorder whs ever attended by more prompt or effectual results. Yours truly, lt. F. Joas&OS." rEEPAEED BT Dr.J.C.Ayer&Co., Lowell, Mass. Sold by all Dmlsta; ?l, six bottles for SHAPPY BELIEF Speedily obtained In all stayes of Chronic Diseases, embracing tbe various forms of Skin liaeases. Rheumatism, Scrofula, Primary and Seo oodary f-yphilis, Oleet, Impotency, Seminal weakness and "fcperroatorrnea permanently cured. Skill and experience can be relied on. as I am a graduate of medicine and surgery, and longer located In this city than any other physician in my specialty. I have madea special study of Female Diseases and their treatment. Can give permanent relief in Inn animation or Ulceration of Womb, Painful and Suppressed Menses. Reliable Pills, with full printed directions, teat to any address for SI per box. Consultation free and invited. F. M. ABBETT, M. D., TVo. S3 Virartniav Avenne, Indianapolis. N. & Please note the number, aud thus avoid office near with same name FREE fob TRIAL An n n fa! 1 in and" tpay enra f Aereows Vebtlitg and Wesjnfcsss. Losa f I'lislKi and Vigor, mt mar snl r aalt of indisoratioB, xeasa. .esT work. etc terr forty t nooaaad positivweareaJ lWKend Uo f or poatae sn trist boa of ltWpilU. addraas. Ir, M. VN . B AOON. oor.Ols t. and Calh"m a'laoa flan ). 1m. rnrr "THE SCIENCE OF HEALTH " Wß 1 1 W r Explains tha principles ot til not I 1 1 L dss! h, and ths on jib of 4.k.! k. nul h voanc aa ' aad nudiimo m.mmA wm. ThMt m he are su Derma ti frnia Nv DU1 tuiltv.ls,t Vltl1tT.Csvtrrh.Skid Blood Dtsx Will DHU I I.V.'-'- r - . w, Ka sent seeurelr sesled for 2r. ststnpbT slUreas, w.sjAacs).M.toite vv.aaat,Cbi8iaaatUa, i. Sl i .. .. .1.1. l K.b A rocs Jt 4 bis kaosi H00SO. AUßER TILE t BRICK MACKINq. I I I ?Val QWa caanengt the world to prod nee as perfect a combined Tue and Brick Machine that will do tne tame amount of workwita the same amount of power. This machine U designed eipreaaly for parties havtns thteahlng engines. Tor drculara and price list for 181-8.2, addreea OLA MADDEN A CO.. BusavUle Ind. Ts an sunering with Catarrh or Broeenms ras eamsstir aetir rsiier. i caa furnish a mean et Permanent and Pes rtivt Curt. A Heme Trsatment Ns charge for consultation y mall. ViUiabis Treatise Frat. Certificates fr Doc tort, lawyer!, Minister, Bwi"ts-aa. Address Re. T. P. CHILDS. Troy. OsJt, a. "9 "3 AMfpTfrT Jrt'KAIl 4irr SJ-U. GOLDfAIj ucuBiun. tr saad e. OiaralsrS h. Binca 4 u.. a if a. x. MISCELLANEOUS. THtE pol tig to Hot ?prlnirs for the treatment of typhilis, gleet, tcrolula. and allcuuncous or blood ätseaMt-.'ean be cured for one-third the cost of such a trip at the old reliable stand. I have been located here for twenty-three years, and with the advantage of Ion? and successful experience can warrant acute In all cases. Spermatorrhea and impotency, in all their stages, positively cured. OflH-e hours S a. m. to 9 p. in., 4 J Virginia avenne, lndiacapolis. Fills sent with full directions at ft r box. IR. H FS NETT, Successor to L r. Ewlnj.

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