Indiana State Sentinel, Volume 29, Number 38, Indianapolis, Marion County, 24 October 1883 — Page 2

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the Indiana STATE SENTINEL. .WEDSTESL'H C OCTOBER 2-1. 1883..

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 21.

Thjc Chinese believe in fat cot Is. 1,omh)x fojrs down the electric light. DcMOfB.tTs in 1S4 will keep step to the Ohio bugle blast. Uamy'ü widow Las teen granted a liri lis! pension of $25 a week. HcnktIrtixs, the great Engli-.li acton arrived in New York last Saturday. Sins. Ukneral Tom Thu mb is already abroad -iving entertainments as the "wee widow.'' Svs Francisco is doing a lively business in China pirls, who are quoted at from ÄW0 to QrttN Victoria has a medallion of John Brown as big as a soup plate, which she wears a a breast-pin. Tiirv are making paper now out oi rice Straw. One concern in Oeorgia turn out four toa3 daily. Z)R. Uirxs, the young lady murdered in Illinois last week, is au Indiana frirl. St. Elmo has been her home. It begins to look as if a National Cumin'sMOii to inquire into the mysterious murders of wotren will soon be necessary. "lM:i(ii 1 1 ask," a well known gambler of Syracuse, X. Y., has died, leaving a .unlearned fortune of $200,000. . I. Basks has taken the stump against ltutler in Massachusetts. In War parlance, the fight suggests cotton and spoons. A Brooklyn man has run away from his wife for the fourth time, leaving a note stating (Litt this is positively his farewell tour. A New York brunette says that the blondes art always selfish, that they are exceedingly affected in their manner toward gentlemen. Tiippkk, the '"Proverbial Philosophy" oet of Kngland, is seventy-three years old and loor. notwithstanding be has sold a million . copies of his works. Thirty-sevex out of thirty-eight States with 1'eiuocratic Governors begins to look like a unanimous conclusion that the Republics:! party must go. A Bo-ton clergyman says that od was prea hing to his congregation whilo he was taking his vacation in Europe. Only a Bos ton congregation, however, can expect to l so favored. A hotamt aas discovered that by simply soaking the stems of cut flowers in a weak lye solution their colors can le altered at will without the perfume and the freslme-s being destroyed. JSlM I NOTember last the redemption of 3 per cent, bonds has caused a contraction of the currency to the amount of $10.00), 0t0, and the banks are trying to devie some means of relief. Among the blessings which the fall-of-leaf season brings the average newspaper reader will appreciate the ending of the base ball literature for 1883. At any rate, the editors will, if their readers don't. Arthur's old dude, Brewster, has been compelled to acknowledge that States have some rights which Republican bosses are bound to respect. Democratic ideas are coming to the front grandly. Bescher says: "True goodness is like the glow-worm it shines most when no eyes save those of heaven are upon it." H'ni! "We'd prefer some of the other kind, then, t he kind that the rest of us see something of occasionally. Wouder what Dorsey thinks of Ohio. Well the fact is that Dorsey and Brady and that wonderful acquittal may have had considerable to do with the Ohio victory. The reople will not "stand" everything. fiiooira never loses his gallantry. When he came home how-come you-so, the other night, aad Mrs S. told him she was ashamed of htm. Biggins replied, "Better my wife (hie?) should be ashamed of me (hie), than that I should be ashamed of my wife." As eighty-seven year old bridegroom has been discovered somewhere in Missouri. Trot the old chap up this way. We have not had a pleasant sensation for several weeks in thisi neighborhood. The melancholy dqys are come This way witb the bridegroom. Jccos IIoadlt went to Philadelphia Stttir-' day night to consult bis physician as to a European tour for hU health. Send him t? rime good pot. . Doctor, where he will get v4I. lie ran like "Jay Eye See," sick as he w. Wonder what he would do if he was teelia well 'Ta is business with me as it may be -with you." is the cheerful extract from an Albany undertaker's circular to his friends ;and custom era, Inviting them to call around od inflect the latest styles of coffins and -burial asiets. The "funeral director" ikeepeÜ breast with the progress of the period. A New Zcalasd parrot known as the "Zea" must go. They like mutton and will have it. They are said to have acquired this expensive taste gradually, having been content to peck at carcasses hung cp in the markets. But in recent times tbey have developed sufficient odacity to attack the living sheep, and thus invited official destruction. Thb leading New York journal pay taxes on their buildings in the following amounts: Herald, $10,..); Times, $13.5S7; Tribune, $11,400; Evening Post. $10.303; Sun. $01; Commercial Advertiser, $-1,200; Stats Zeittinu, $7,215. These buildings are rated at the following named figures in the above order: 4d.V,000. $375,000. $100.000, $1.30,000, $110.000, $ 110,000, $315,000. Jrw.i Thcrma was interviewed in Washington a day or two ago. He gave the cause of the Ohio victory in nutshell "the xopie are tired of the firpubliean party." We recommend it to the careful consideration

of Monsieur, the editor of the Commercial Gazette, also to "Pink" Fish back and a few other floundering Radicals. The conclusion is that "the Republican party must go."

Osk emigration agency in Irelandjhas sent out 19,000 girls to America and t'e colonies, and it is computed "that these girls have already sent back to their friends in Ireland upward of a quarter of a million sterling." "Bridget" is a power not only in our kitchens and over our dinner-tables but also on the great highways of travel. A Maa( in sf.tt minister says that he is appalled at the "subterranean elements" now leing explored in Bay State politics. The ladies of Cleveland, O.. who at the last election mixed somewhat at the polls that a favorite amendment might succeed, decided that man was at his worst on election day. Election days are bad days for Kor and weak human nature. The Review thinks that the proper thing would be to call the starved Andersonville prisoners "Andersonville Democrats," to offset the cry of "Tewksbury Republicans." The fact is that there were a good many Democrats in Andersonville, perhaps more than Republicans. It was pretty well settled during the last canvass that more Democrats went to the army than Republicans There went from Sullivan County, Indiana, one Company with ninety Democrats in it and ten Republicans What will tin Republicans do next year? They will le forced to make au hone-t tijlit, and they will get "licked." In ISTGthey counted Hayes in, although he had less votes than our man, and in l:S0 Dorsey and greenbacks lought Oarfield's election, and "Chet" is about all they have to show for it. Since then old Ben Butler and the Democratic rarty generally have been stripping the "g. o. r. p." of all its hypocrisies. It is about time tor a funeral. The Republican party must go. It l a jut 'caked out that when General Gartt wt Jerusalem he refused a public reception beCatie he did not thintc it titling tliit mere man should be unduly honored in the Holy hind. It, ha, taken inieUnly a King time to get Up thlH yam, out il will pass. Chicago Herald. What are you talking about? You.tnu-t be new in the business. Orant's action o:i the occasion wax universally indorsed by the newspapers of the country, and when, Ihn e or four years later. Lew Wallace went to Jerusalem he accepted of some sort of a reception there. The comparison made between the two was nt favorable to Wallace. The Chicago Herald must keep jsicl. A i ktti a has leen returned to the l'aterson (X. J. ) rostoflice, on the hack of which are twenty different stamps, showing that it ha had the care of as many different postmaster. This letter contains a 10 bill of exchange, and was mailed from I'aterson in i.ktober last, but so badly addressed that the destination had tobe guessed at. It was first sent to Ireland, and to every I'ostotlice of that Island. It was then tried in Italy, where failure to find the owner caused it to be sent to China, and from the Oriental Empire it has been returned to the sender. The frequency of crime against women is becoming so alarming as to merit thoughtful consideration. In spite of the severe punishment prescribed i n the statute books for this offense, and in spite, too. of that rigid unwritten law in many sections.which punishes with short, shrift and hasty haltersuch offenders, the crime seems steadily increasing. What in our civilization leads to such results? Where is the remedy, and how shall it be applied? The subject is worthy the attention of all who hold the protection of woman as a paramount duty of civilization. The Times is "all tore up ' over the colored man and the Democratic party. Whatever the latter may do the colored people may rely upon one thing, and that is this, it will be genuine, reliable, legislation, the sort that the colored man may "bank on." The Republican party alwavs did contain a mob of ope-hoise. "lawyers," may of whom, wandered into Congress" and into Stale legislatures, drawing up and passing bills that were fruitful sources of mischief. Another batch found themselves in City Attorney bhips and upon the Judge's bench. The latter piled up cases before the Supreme Courts only to hare them reversed and sent back again. This portion of the vineyard was unusually cursed in the direction indicated. War is frequently the result of rery trivial matters, and it may seem to us absurd that the recent insulls o fie red to the young Spin ish King in Baris by a handful of saus culloles and street gamins should threaten the jvace of Europe, but the Fran co-Gern.au war of 171 was precipitated arid ostensibly caused by au event levi serious in its majti tude aad bearing. , Obviously the Fre.icli Republic In not responsible for the admitted Insult offered to Kin Alfonso by a Paridia.i rabble, but the fc'panish Cabinet see lit to take otfense at the action of the French tov einment when evidently no offense w.n intended. President Orevy sent Alfonso a note of apology, which was probably all that lie could be expected to do under the circuit Stance, and now Alfonso's advisers propois to raise a disturbance because the olojy wanoc paradttl verbatim in the otlicial gazette cf the French Republic. The Spanish monarch was a blockhead and wone when he accepted from the Oerman Emperor the complimentary rank antl uniform ofa(irman military otticer, and then, thus decorated, visited the French capital. If he had Hesvd tbe sagacity of his humblest subject he would have known that such an act would be interpreted as ait intentional insult to the French people, whose pride is tili smarting and whose hearts are still sore over the humiliation ami loss resulting from their conquest by the German power only a dozen years ago. The note of sympathy which Emperor William has seen itit to send to Alfonso, if read between the lines, would seem to indicate a willingness on the lormer's part to fan this little Ha me into the conflagration of a serious controversy, and j)ossiblyof an open breach. It is to be hoped that any complications, diplomatic or otherwise, which may arise out of the recent occurrence. President Orevy and his advisers will keep their heads and preserve the dignity of the Republic, and thus command the resieet of the world. Every gain is built upon Some lOM. The principle of the universal method isfei change. Ute seed dies an J a? a aeed ij l?n

forever, but the rich beauty of the flower or the luxuriance of tbe ripe fruit or the lifegiving power of the harvest forbids the very idea of loss. The mineral dissolves and ascends iu the sap to give life to the grass; the grass is lost in the animal structures that it feed?, and the animals in their turn supply the needs of human life. In each step is a loss indeed, but one which plainly involves a far greater gain. The chrysalis must have its long rest broken, its warm home displaced, its covering torn, but it emerges into a life of freedom and joy that it never could otherwise have known. Human lite hears out the same truth in all its phases. Just as in climbing a ladder, we can onlv asceud OHe step by letting go another; so, all throu.'h life, we can not take one upward step except

by letting go the one wc now stand upon. The child must lose his infantile grace, his winuiug ways and something of his inno cence to become the sturdy, active, inquiring youth, and the youth iu bis turn must lose much of his bounding gayety and eager enthusiasm to gain tbe stability, breadth of vein and power of mature and Intelligent manhood. So each species of happiness is gained by resigning some preceding one. The sensualist mast give up the pleasures of vice ere he can know the delights of a happy Lome; the miser must resign the joy of counting his hoard before he can experience the happiness of a getierous a .feet ion. The scholar gives up ease for knowledge, the philanthropist loses many personal advantages to find a higher happiness in other' good; the patriotic statesman lets go his private ambitions for his country welfare. Each step involves a loss of the one that went be ft-re, but only to bring a better gain. CHEERFULNESS. "There's a dance of leaves in that aspen bower. There's a titter of wind in that o-tclien tree. There's a smile ou the fruit, aud a imlle ou the flower. Aua a laugh from the brook that runs to the sea." Cheerful men and cheetful women are the salt of the earth the ligh. of the earth and the joy of the earth. The men and women who refuse to be cheerful are candidates for mad houses. People who are ceaselessly sad, carping, censorious, satirical, captious, snarling. snapisli, waspish. petulent, peevish. testy, clieerlisli. crabbid, morose, suriy, ill-tempered aud ill-natured, ought to go into exile and hire habitations with ha s and owls. Get out of the way. The world can spare them. Cynical, misanthrophic, man hating, woman hating men and women are unfortunates, half crazy, half blind, half deaf; they make themselves incapable of appreciating tiie harmonies and beauties of life Wedding bells ami birth beatitude, heart happinesi and soul felicities are unknown to them. Every bell note is a funeral knell. Every carriage is a hearse. To their distorted mental vision, every dry goods box is a colliti, and they transform everything human into a corpse. Sofas, lounges and easy chaiis are so many cooling boards The most fashionable costumes are shrouds and winding sheets, and their lives are au everlasting funeral. To cheerful men and women life is a poem, a song, an oratorio. Kvery hour a beautitude. The cheerful people of the world are lively, animated, joyous, buoyatitand sunny. There is the hiebest moral excellence ami moral heroism in cheerfulness. It is the philosophy of sunshine. The winters of discontent that come to the cheerful man are transformed into glorious summer by suns which he creates and makes the center of systems of joys which travel their shining circuits at his bidding, and which never set. It is always high noon with cheerful people. A real Christian is always cheerful. If clouds come in the morning he sees fair weather in tbe evening. When the storm cloud comes. fierce and blaik-browed, he looks, tot the covenant bow ou Ji, .tengefui face as it passes away; when autumn winds and frosts denude the forests of their foliage he anticipates the spring time with all its wealth ol beauty, and when' death is his guest and bears away pearis from love's shining circle he looks forward to the time when reunions shall come iu a land where Separations are not known. Cheerfulness means that faith, hope and cnarity are doing a successful business in the world. THE REPUBLICAN PARTY IN A QUANDARY. . , There is to be a deal of discussion over th5 late decision ot the Supreme Court relating to tii a constitutionality of the civil rights act of Congress passed in 1975. The act was passed by a Republican Congress, and now a Republican Supreme Court declares the first and second sections of the act unconstitutional. It will be olnterved that an unconstitutional law has bceu in operation for eight years. The decision of the Supreme Court fully establishes the truth of the Democratic charge, though against the Republican party, " that from Lie day it came into power it mule war upo-i the Constitution of the Republic. Never, in aue instance. h.vsN the Constitution been regarded a of the slightest consequence when the Republican jrrfy .decided to perpetrate an iniquity. In defiance of the Constitution and. the decrees of battlf, i declared States out of the Union, and this monstrous infam y it committed that it might riot in plunder, and give free rein to its implacable hates. Iu defiance of Constitutions it played auto erat, despot and devil, .and bayoneted Legislature out of existence, and, vandal like. obliterated al! lines that separated law from license. Little by little reason was re-enthroned, , truth gained headway, liberty asserted its prerogatives, justice took possession of judicial tribunals, the rights of States under the Constitution were proclaimed and maintained,' and, as the Constitution, the great charter of American liberties, towered aloft, like a mountain, swelling from the vales, "midway cleaves the storm," patriotic people have gathered around it, and beholdinsc the scars where its enemies inflicted wounds, have sworn, with righteous - indignation, that the Republican party should go. The Republican party has from the first been the enemy of State richte.' Many of tbem have wanted a King. Blaine made his fight against Grant upon the single issue that his nomination in 1830 mean) kingly rule, despotism, and the centralization of power in the hands of one man. The policy of the Republican party has been the old Alexander Hamilton Federal and Tory policy, a "strong Government." wielded bv the few without considering the rights of the people. This infamous policy the Democratic party has opposed, and now the Democratic theory et government is as

vital ' and as powerful as in tiie day it was firt proclaimed. Certain rights the States delegated, certain rights were n-

Kerved. and in the exercise of those reserved rights the States remained sovereign, above the resch of the Constitution. The llepabLean party has s-uyht to legrade the Constitution; the Democratic jnrty O exalt it. The Littie Las been fairly made, and now while the Republican party is leiiiR wliipped out of jower, a righteous penalty for its abominations, the Democratic party is coming into power with ovations such as the world never witnessed, aud to make the exhibition of Republican degradation as complete as possible, a Republican .Supreme Court, led by Judas Rradley, applies the whip of lire to the back of the Republican party as its funeral procession passes along to a grave from which there will be no resurrection. In so far as the decision of the npieme Court deals with the colored race it places it just where all oth?r citizens are placed by the Constitution, no higher and no lower, on the same plane before the law, with the same opportunities for life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness the Democratic doctrine, the Constitutional doctrine, the doctrine in accord with the genius of American institutions. The Republican idea of centralization is now exploded. Its last stronghold has been captured and annihilated, and the bosses in trying to explain the humiliation that has overtaken them are in a quandary of remarkable proportions. TAF.IFF QUESTIONS. 1 hcr are in tje lemocratic partr two cieftrly defined lines of opiaion respeciiu import duties. There are tlwe wno insist as a mutter of principle upon a tariff for revenue only. a:td there are those who insift upon a tarnt' for revenue with incidental protection. If these two di Serins tendencies are to be torcel into collision at preseut. the tiuity of the Democracy will he destroyed, the election of P4 will he lost, and the Republicans will be left to hold possession of the Government for an indefinite period to come. Sur h a conclusion as this we mot earnestly deprecate. New York San. There need le no serious difficulty in the De moc ra t i c pa r ty i n red it c i n g ta r i ffd isc uts ions to a common sense basis. Common sense is exactly the word needed when tari IT theories are up for debate. Connected with the subject of "imjKirt duties" is the UC3tion of internal revenue taxation. The country needs i-vemio, which must be derived from taxation. The country tloe not want to tax the people to MHiire surplus revenue. No mote iiionc-y .vliould be taken from the iockels of the 'w-ople than is r. quired to defray the legitimate cxen-es of the fioveruineiit when economically iidminilend. The whole subject in a nut shell i, then-fore, simply this reduce taxation. If the t:i on whi-ky. tolacco at:d beer, which yields, sav. ?ir.00(i000 annually, is removed th. tax on imported toods will have to Ik increased. There is neither common sense nor common justice in suh a projos;tion. The proposition is to reduce taxation. s.ty jMOUMMhO annually If this is dune tue tax on whisky, tobacco and beer can Ik? reduced and the import duties on artic les of prime necessities may also be reduced. Whisky, tobacco and beer are luiurie-s except to tbe extent that whiskv is in demand for mechanical and medicinal purposes, and since they are luxuries those who consume them pay the tax, and it is optional with them whether they pay it or not. Not so with a vast number of imported articles. They are essentials, must be had, and since they are absolutely required for the comfort of life, the common sense idea is, make the tax as light as posMble. As we understand the question, tbe Democratic position is to re duce taxation, get down to the lowest point consistent with au economical administra tion of the Government. The people see the t "point more and more distinctly ever)- day, and we tiaye confidence in t,he ability if h tJktuöfiijti parly lo solve theprQV. lent in a way tnat will meet the demand. QUACK DOCTORS. Philadelphia, just now, is dealing with' a quack doctor. A suit has been brought by the victim of the quack to recover the sum of $800. The story is told as follows: Two years ago Micl.ael McGrsth, a you n carpenter, was suffering from some nervous trouble. He did not know exactly what the ailment was. and he looked up and dona the advertising colu ins of a newspaper to fiud a pbysiciau who might be able to tell him. Ilu eye was caught by a card explaining the merits of "Dr. Filler's Medical lalitute, No. 909 Walnut street, established by Joseph B. Filler, M. P., a regular graduate of the University of Pennsylvania, who has become celebrated' as a physician ; cures guaranteed in a sieciticd time under contract or tbe charges paid refunded " He called at No. 909 Walnut street and few Pr. Fitler. Tbe Doetor examined blm and Hid: "You hare Bright' disease aad nervous Yes," "My medicine whl care you." -How much of it?' "Wei, five dozen bottles." . "Heavens! i must be ia a trlshtful tute. How much is there La five dozen bottles?" "Ou'ysiity quarts." Sixty quarts of medicine! How much will it all cost:"Three hundred dffilart." 7 be mouey was it last paid over. Mr. 1 cG rath reccited his bottles sod a guarantes of cure signed -Ver U. Filler. W. O.." and agreeing to refund tie money ftvi if by any possibility the five dozen bottles should fair to cure. '.Tne Doctor forther "constituted and s poo ailed ! tbe patient the sole judge of tbe effects of bis medicine, relymgnpoiihis honor to decide justly betweea us. aad ill accept such decl'lou. whaterer it may be, . as fltial. without further recourse." That day, May 31. 181, Mr. MeOrstli had hi medicine sent home in a furniture car. and lh bo Pies were rsuced in tows iu his cellar. The nest moraiiig before break fad he tooV hit llrt teaspoouru!. He repealed the doe three time a Uay ur two yearn and two mouths. On the nihtoi July -1. 1SS3, the last bottle was drained, hut Mr. Mrtirath was in a worse täte of health than ever befote. lie called on a physicisn who did not advertise, and was iaformed that, be never bad Brisht's disease or nervoas dyspepsia, but was suffering from a disease not akin to either. Mr. ilcGrath demanded a return of his $304 from lr. Fitler, and told him that by reason of having swsliowed all the doctor's mediciue he had been made unfit for manual labor and had had to give up bis work. , . Such stories read like fiction. In this age of education and general enlightenment it becomes almost incomprehensible that anyone not an idiot would pay ?,00 for ''ixty quarts" of Stuff, and, still more abounding, proceed to deliberately swallow the last drop of tbe vile compound And yet, such are the facts as disclosed in Court. In such caej the question arises what, ought to be done with the quack? His victim is about the same as dead. It will be observed that the "young carpenter paid &'00 for the midicine.grew steadily worse for two years, aut now that his health is Rone fcues for $00. vhich, if secured, refunds the purchase-money, aud gives fOjö,

less Ma lawyer's fees. Is the vim of $," a

biifticient penalty for the double outrage perlt rated . by the Iliiladclphia quack? Jo totally mislead the sick man iu regard to his ailment was bad enough, but to sell him sixty quarts of liquid imposition, and require him to swallow it. was a crime for which lie should le fcci.t to the Penitentiary. Medical qoacks are insuGerabie nuisances ulcers uon the body politic, social, moral, religious, and everything else in that line They iocreu.se the death-rate; they ruin health and add in definitely to physical paogs and sorrows. They impose upon the ignorant and the credulous and make their lives a burden to theiuselves and to others. A medical quack is detestable, no matter from what point of observation his dimensions are taken. P12IWOXAL8. Ciiklsune Nii.ssos has twenty nine trunks f ill of good clothes. Most of O-car Wilde's Manchester a'tdience sited out. O-csr walked oTwiia their mouey all the same. Miu Ashmi'.ao BAitn.KTTK. the youus hushaud of the venerable Barouess Burden Cou Us. is said to be writiu: fairy tales. Ms. WHirKSiDK. who has owned the famous Lookout Mouataia. ia Tennessee, is about to sell the huge pile of roc.s. Mr. Jamks Gobdon Benni tt ha commissioned Mr. Betver Webt to dedgu him a large steam launch tor the Seine. A Si hon v Tnou.orf. was veryjpoor aud very miserable in his youth. He afterwards reached aa income of over $100.000 a year for his novels. Mai key, the bonauza king, is enjoying bimsel amoog the Rockies aud siys that the wild life of a mining eamp has more charms for him than tame city life. The age of superstition i not yet picssd. A Mr Bayliss, a member of the AdrcntiouUt Church of Texas, has been expelled from that VoJy oa the charge of being "i-jscssed of a devil." William Katox, a compositor in the office of the Dmu ville (Yt.) North Star, is in his eighty-fourth year, snd hss been settiug type constantly for nearly seventy years, having lost but very few da vs. l r is said if you cnu eatch Itoseoe Conkling uuawaiessnd watch him closely for a few moments ubt u he thinks notKxlr is looking, i!mt he appears like a man who W well out of politic but is very anxious to get buck in. Tiiki'.k is a limit to a young woman's t tp tclty to digest Icecream tml .ysier. li.- Sune.i. a in t siX'ectl. of rort Washington, O.. conMa't say no, and when the ('hutch Fair was over sue was hi'.eu home on a shutter. Kti!Verin fncii cr.tmp a id col C. A New Yi:k psper puhlishe- rt list o the millionaires of that city, nlto it tl) ) in iiiiniosr. A'lino tliCtn are thiee newsiiap-.-r men. Mcsr. Bennett, of the Herald: laua. of the Sua. and Ott-ndorfer. of the finals Zeitung'. In the list nro a nunioe-of maiden and widowod ladies, cue of the fir:r.er ntviug au income of il.oeo.0f0 a yeat. Kx-Ci.n. kkman M i. iNU now t'e PeniocMlic nominee lor l.overnor of Mary hunt, arrays himself in the id;;ous net k a tj a rci and waistcoats which pieviiiU'd liH.f cvuMry :u. lie is now seventy years old. was iu 1 ou.tcs in 1SI7 and afterward spent three yt-ais Miui-ler to Chius, kit ice wnich lime his honii? i Cull oi't'hiiiee Ir.rnituie and ornament. Lomos Trvth describes Minnie Palmer as "i p-etty girl in embroidered stock in-js and pretty petticoata." who dances aiigsevtively, .sings sugjestivelyt kisses sugsestively and acts mi festively. and who "brings to the itae the anties uf tne music balls." Metaphorically, &he takes her audience "by the button hole and tickles tnuui under the chin." y.x-Sr.i t.f.tap.y BirTWKi.i. has given up his law office in Boston aud will hereafter live in Washington permanently. Tbe ex -Secretary is quoted to be "on good terms with Butler and on advisory terms with Arthur." The old man was once in Grant's Cabinet. His books never were looked into by Democia's. It will be done next year. He wants to be there when the investigation comes off. , Landing from a loug stage coach trip through the mountains tu California, we were saluted bv oneot the prominent citizen o "the. sejtleraeut" with the emphatic Auraflce that he was "the upjoarjgy dust snorter of the Yosemite and the bowling wolf of the Mariposa sheep ranch, and don't you forget it" We prudeutlally said nothing, and didn't forget, A. S., In Chicago Evening Journal. TiikIjis Vegas Gazette ars UiatJoäu tiiilrtCJ Adams, who is well known in Socorro County New Mexico, has sold a third interest in bis late nd for 112.000. While prospecting he found his httversack on fire, his prospector's glass having fotusevd theriun's rsys upon it. As the haversack coutaintl tlx pounds of powder, he dropped it andgotoutof the way. It fell into a crevice, aud a large mass of rock wss blown up. Adsms turned mournfully to gather up what might be left of his effect?, tad found a vein of silver that the explosion had exposed to vtew. W. IT. H. McrbaY, of Adirondack fame, oace zealous for the Prophets, and now equally zealous for the profits, has at last turned his pulnit into a lawyei'a effice. He won the kindly regard of the people once on a time by bis eloquence ss a preach-, er, but now he gives the old Bible a kick and hopes to mend his wrecked fortunes by becoming tae a llocate of a bold iufldeHtr. When one gets soured with life, it is Dot always ssfe to put the biame on hit rellg'.on and to laVe a feeble rereaje by denyins what he once held sacred Mr. Murray is a mail pf parts, but be has somehow managed to get thiaji wfTWj end first and wfoaz side np. When yoo dig down to bottom facts you generally Aid that re:i re not hart by having too mnc'a religion, but rather by bavin; too little of it. The Princess Beatrice opt net a netV JfablJc park at Aberdeen, la Scotland. September "7. Tire park il jorty -seven ac es in extent, sad cost X-'iO.OOff, rtl wss ffiyea by Mi Uutbie. It is situated on the hunks of tue iH-e. within two mile of the center of the city. A river 2ik k-y was banded by Miss Duttiit to the Prfuces. who said : "it is with great pleasure that I have come here' ia the Qaeen. my. mother's name to decUre this beautiful park open, the key ol which I now baud to the Lord Provost. 1 sin convinced Mis 1'uibie's very generous gift wlil vrtmilj to-i"uce to the health aud enjoyuieut of her fetiow-crr.V-en-s." The 1'rineess then came down from the purwfiu and planted a tree with a silver spade preserwH to her by the Lord Provost in lw half of the coriort avi. , WESTEBS ITEMS. A two HVKrxtF.r xr twsmtv pound puuvpkin, raised by G. W. Wood, of Hlllsbury, took the $50 premium at the County Fairs. One potato growing inside of another, to which it is connected ty a short root.4sxne of the vegeu ble curiosities of Grand Haven: t A unit Marsballlown, Iowa. bey. naned John--ny Walters, Interfered in a cat and rtog fight the other day. and got bis sealp almost literally tern off his bead. Joskph Hildreth Cartkr. of Anu Arbor. Mich., who is only twelve yean old. wm recently sentenced to the Reform School for fire 'yean' for horse stealing. , Thxrr is a colored woman at Iota, Kaw, who; Is supposed to be XI0 years old. She accurately' describes General Washington whom the once saw in south Carolina. Jamaica. Iowa, is excited over the elopement of two children, a boy aged sixteen, aad a girl. Cora 1'otter, sped thirteen, who left school oa the 10th. Inst., and have not been heard from since. A ask has made its appearance amon? the cattle in the region of Mendota. III., that ia baffling the skill of the veterinarics there and proving faul to the .mala attacked. The disease is roaouac- '

cd ep'ilcniC. ' Th? p-eiimtaary srmp.oms are very light. Hie tsipe sirop.y !y!ti down s;ii Jftn within a few hour. Minr are m:iI to hof already d eJ with the diMMe aac sioc-m-u i a qtiaudary at to what 10 do out it. At a marriage in I'uUuqne -epetitiy. l:i h::' life, as the couple were about to step forward the t;-.rn found that lie had forgotte tue rinn, and sisi to hurry down town and ytl one wltiie the eo.nlf ny anxiously awaited his rtMpoeAratirv.

Tnr.r.K ii.onaaud hiou v. Indians recently wen, on a Bianri bulTnli. hunt, aud ou the v.-re tu h day near 1'ort Yatc, ihey coialled a l.erd of eleven hundred tud sal killed all b-it two. 'Ihe aT.tlr wound up with a bia fat nd wardauce. A srj:s; of mn'ic water that not o:ily enret a:i the diset-ses of the fi.'sl:. but iuinis:es to iniad diseased, U oneof Texa' proiid jo.-lo!t. ft is situated at Toyah. and is iej-rted to hare completely cured a rauscr who w is sup!ov.sl t be hojeles'ly insane. Thl famous schooner Harriet lioss. on- of Vie victorioo fleet of Commodore Terry, on lake Krie. in 1.M2. still navi3at.es the great lakes. She has been thoroughly overhauled several times, and tne only portion of the original craft that is now left i. tbe bottom. La.-t jpriaj; Charles Blanchard. a resident of ftrook!) n. Iowa, was tarred and feathered and otheiwie maltreated by a mob of citizens for alleged immoralities of conduct. At the last term of Court tea citizens of Brooklyn were indicted for participating ia the melee. The trial has been set for the next term Of Court, snd suit has been entered for J50.000 damages. IU'kino a receut storm the tlas-stafl on tlu- cupula of the Court House at l flincham. 111., cut a great and queer caper. Ihe.high wind blew the flag-staff oft, and in foiling the wind and Hug n-e threw the staff iu such a way that it came Uowr. vertically, piercing and passing through the roof, the ceiling of the Court Room, tne Hour uf tue Court Room, aud the ceiling of the ground itoor. checking up after extending ten feet below tue ceiling of the hallway. A nearly fstal esse of poisoning occurred at Columbus City. Ia.. recently. Mr. James Jo!inou borrowed a pan of corn me d from his son's house while the family wss absent. Mrs. Johnson soon made some corn bread from it, tnd the two, with an eleven ycsr-old girl, ate heartily. I:i a sbort time all were very sick. The meal is thought to have been j. oisoned dj- ratsiiat.e conveyed to it by rats. Had they eaten a little more heartily they must have ail thieo pcris-hed. Too much care CHit not he taken iu the ne of oisoi in any form. A K.vNs.ts farmer and his wife toiprd at iMom City one night recently. They had sni'l t.ieir farm for $3.000. vvliich t lie lady ia:r.ed, aud were going lisst 0:1 a i-it. IUiili the eveniic; the larnic-rommeiu-ed to toni up and fiiia".:)' landed ii I'M o'. ice station. !n the niorniu--. a--itmjii'.iied by a lKiiiCtman, he came 10 tl-e hofl to net money to pay his tine. ' Judue t h: si:rj: ise when lie was Ulld Uiai his wife, who had lira id oi hit ;Mrioriiance, had taken the early rH:n ior the 1'ast, ;n 1 and disgusted, bavins her ir.uhind io jn't out of the scraje a best tie cou'.d. A jiost infernal oirra,;-; :s recently co-nmiite t st Richmond, Iowa. aptaiu I-'tauk i'nW oldest son. Albert, bavin: recently marriol. to'i Iii wife to her lrenti' Su.c.s.- iu Knions. Hint n lot ol rt'Wi'ies fired anvt's under I lie windows until midnight and used most o'tcen la:ii;n.i4e. Tlie next iiilit he went to hi fa Iwr's at Cictimoixl and a worsa lot of ca'ioots cani" there nn 1 made ino ni ut bidenu. The Jutiiv of the I'eace wa Mpp-Mled to. Out del lined to ai l. There were nine ha'.iet holes in the house: two penetrate I Hie bridal chamber and one shattered the window sasa by which Mri. ( ril. was s;aiidiiir. Is June. ISjt"J, a young hore Toelount; to Thorn, as Astia. of Palmyra. Wis., while being fel hay iu the stable received a thrust from the pitchtork which broke one of the tines. It xiade a slight scratch on the shoulder and fceetueJ to lame the horse for a month, alter which he recovered and was worked regularly. About two weeks ago a siisht swelling apwared o;i hi sho;ilder, and Mr. Astia. after examining it and a little matiipula tiou. took tne tine of the broken fork out. which measured seven and one-fourth inches in length. The tine was somewhat corroded, eateti iu spots with rust, but It was bright as a dollar when broken c.T. G. V. Hi'ntfr is a candidate for oilice in Dandy sud Hitchcock Counties. Nebraska. He is not par ticular about tbe oflice, and hss entered the held at his own solicitation. He is not at ail backward iu coming forward, and sketches his qualifications as follow ; "In religion I am a Methodist, having no confidence In good wotk, but believe in justifi cation by faith alone. In polities I lean a very lit tle to the Democracy. telieving it to represent a system oi government in favor ot free trade, with jüSt S little- d YilorfTD tp keep (it the Treasury am in favor of high liceriS. Anl am willing that all fijea pay review my record back toiscj, and will hold fflyU in readiness to any attack mtde epon either my private, official, or jadicul ciisr-cter.-" Thefff hSed to be an old clergyman in the town of .Newbury, Mass., somewhere back in the last cenf l-ry, who was famous for his bis words. On ong occasion he was invited to preach at Harvard College In thoee days they used to have two' sermons' a da. . The students listened to him in the foaling, took in all the hard word snd . quotation?, and put their heads together for rerenje-. In the afternoon they appeared in the chapel, each with the largest dictionary he could command, and when the preacher used; tbe first word out: of the common course f tie re was such a rustling of leaves that the reverend gentleman looked up in alarm. He was bright as well as erudite, however, and seeing the point, translated his words he weut along. Human Ulood. Oa the purity arid vitality of the blood tie . pend the vigor and health of the whole a vstem. Disease Ol . various kinds U onlj tbe sign that nature is trying to remove the disturbing cause. A remedy that gives life and Vigor to the blood eradicates scrofula and other Impurities from it, as Hood's Sarsaparilla undoubtedly does, must be the means of preventing many diseases that would occur without its use". Sold by dealers. The late busband.wb.en he finds that 3orne body has stolen the keyho'e out ot his door and diffidently rings the bell, knows exactly who the "coming woman" is. - -. ' Sarsaparilla

Is highly eofMintratnd extract ( Karsaparilla od othwr blood -purifying; ' soots, combined with Iodide of Potts . Stum and Iron, and is Um safest, most reli- -able, and most economical Wood-parifler that can be used. It invariably expels 11 blood oiftoni from the its tern, enriches aud renews the- blood, and restores Its vitalising power. Irs i the best known remedy for Scrofula ( ami all Scrofuloue Cotnplai&ts, Erysipelas, Eczema, It In a; worm, Ktotchea, Soree, Bolls, Tumors and Erwptions f the Sa.ln, as also for all i'iiordera canned by a thin and irr.perer'hed. or corrupted. condition of. the blood, such as RhenmatUnif Kouravlartat, . Kheaniatic Gout, OtMnl Debility, and Scrofulous Catarrh. ISnjatcrj Rfcesniatisa Ccrel "Aveb's SaBSAPAJULLA. has en red me of the Inflammatory Rheumatism, with. Which 1 have suffered for many years. W. II. Moox,r Partuun, 1 March 2, 1S82. rREPABED Br Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., Lowell,Masv ibU bj all DruüzisU i 1, lis 11X Ut U .

R. BADWAYN READY RELIEF The Cheapest and Best Medians for Family Use in the WoridCCRE3 AND PREVKNTS Colds, Coughs, Sore .Throat. Hoarse'iev. InrJ.initnntion, Kliriiiimii.ui, Neoriliiia4 Headitclic, TiHithiirhn, Diphlheri.-t. Intjiiea-j. Dirttcult It rem t bias. THE OXLi; PAIN REMKUlf That lasts nfystor the most excrucisting pains. aiisys incsmmsiion. and cures congestions, whether of the Lungs. Stomach. Bo weis oroUier gianas or organs, by oue scpiicaiion, In Crom One to Twenty Minutes. No instter how violent or eirrcciatin? thenaia the Kbeumaüc, bedridden, lartn. Crippled. NervoUf, Neuraicic. or prostrated with Uisase may Hitler. KADW AY S KKADV KKLlEi' will aflord instant ease. 1 11 Ma miration of the Ktd:iev. liitlan ntation of the h'la Ider. lufiamnatioo of tlie Bowel. coni;ett)on of ilie Lngi. fa. pita 1 ion ot the Heart. Hysteric?, Croup. Catarrh, Chill lains. Frost Bites, Jt rvoc.nes. S!eeplenes, S iaih a, I'aiu in the CLest, JrUtckor Limb-, lSruises, Svr;n8. Cold Chiil and Ague Chilis. The application of the Kcadv Helief to the prs or parts where the dirhcuity ör paiu esaau wiit afford ease and comfortThirty to sixty drops in half a tumbler of water will in a few minutes cure Cranios, asiu. (soar Homach, ti carlbnni, Sick Headache, iMarrbea, lysentery. Colic, Wind iu the howels, ul ali internal pains. J iTaE X .A. IX ITS VAt:it)L i'OKMs. FEVER AND AGUE Cured for Fifty cents There I not a remedial aj-'ent in this world that will cure Fever and Ague snd another Mahtriou... B lions, fectrle. Trphoid. Yellow und other fever iaid.-d by mmVA J 1'lLl S) a qujekiy a KAlS AV'S RtAl-V RKUKK. Fifty Conta por BotUe. HEALTH IS WEALTH. Healib of I!,i.lv ; VvYnlih f yiiti. DR. RADWAY'3 Sarsaparillian Resolvent The Great IJIood Purifier. Iire Blood Bitf sound flesh, strong bone and a clear skin If yvu would have your fleah firm, your loo es sound without caries and your ranpiexion fair, use RADWAY'S Sarsaparillian Resolvon A remedy composed of inzredicntsof extraor No matte? 5y what name the complaint may be desjsratcd, whether it be scrofula, consumpdon. tyT. I3, u,ccrs. seres, tumors, boils, erysipelas or fheum, Oiscsscs of the lunps. kianeys, blad-"-'t rtornh. skin, liver stomaeh or bowels, either flif&r.ic or constitutional, the virus is in the HÜ OÜ, which supplies the waste and builds aud n pairs these organs and wastod tissues of the system. If the blood is unhealthy the process ot Vepan uiut te uusound. The Sarsapariilian Resolvent Kot only is a compensatlne remety. but aeeuree tbe harmonious action of each of the organs. It establishes throuchoui the entire system functional hsnnooy and supplies the blood vessels with a pure aad healthy current ol new liie. THE SKIN, After a few diys use of the Sarsaparillian. becomes clear and beautiful. Pimples, wowoea, biark spots asd skin eruptions are removed; fiorea and ulcers sonn cured. -Persons aurTenae irora sciofula. eruptive diseases of the eyes, mouth. ' ear, lets throw t snd glands, that liave aocsimu-' latcC and spread, either from uneureu dl-e or , mercury, or fro the UM ol corrosive "Wmiawe. inayrelT UTvon m. cure ii the arsapjuilla UCOOtinueda sutbeiear. time to nae its unpressto w the fjs:em. Ono 1 'ollir 1 BottlA. RADWV'S ßegulating .Pills! Perfect l'ursrntive, SoolhLög, AfjeH Art Uitbont l'aln, Alwais lieliSiVfisi oJ natural in 0)rallMi. A Vecetilrfi Sabttititi far Ciicn The Great L-tver and Semedy. Perfectty tastete-!.- 4eant!r coated wftlr gum, purge, regulate, purjjj,cleaaeandrreri en. . . x KsnwAV's Piij ls. ior theewre of ail disofderv eel tbe Mo it ach. Liver. Boela. Kianera, Biaditrv Nervous Diseases, ixxis of Appetite. Heaoeche. Cor stipation, Costiveness, ludhrestioa Üyspepsu, Kilionsness. Jr'ever. Innsmmstioa 01 the Bovrrhr , Piles and alloaneerous deranretoents of the Internal Viscera- Purely vegetable. coauUaing no mercury, minerals or deleterious druzs. TMObserve the following symptoms resulting from Diseases of the Duresiive Organs: Constipation. Inward Piles. Fulness of Blood ' in the iiead. Acidity of tbe Stomach, Nanaea, Heattbarn Dia gust of Food. Fuilness or Weight In the Stomach. Sour Kcrnstations. Sinkings or fluttering In the ' Pit of the Stomal h. Swimming of tbe Head.' Hut- ' ried aud Diflicull breathing. Fluttering at the -Heart, Choking or Suffocating Sensations when id lying posture. Dots or Webs before the Stent, lever anl dull paiu In the Head. leficieocyI Perspiration, YePownesa of the skia and Km, Pain in the Side, Chest. Limbs and buddert' Flushes of Heat, Burning in the Flesh. A few doses of Kaawsv's Pills will fret the lys tern from all the above named disorders. PRICE, 25 CENTS PER BOX SOLD BY DRUGGISTS. EAU "FALSE AND TRCE." "Send a letter atampto RADWAV A CO., No. St Wsrren street, corner thurch. New York. In formation worth thousands will be sent you. TO THE I'UltLlC: Be acre and a.k for Rad way's, and see that tha bubo "tU ax" is on what you buy.

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