Indiana State Sentinel, Volume 29, Number 37, Indianapolis, Marion County, 17 October 1883 — Page 2

TUE INDIANA. STATE SENTINEL. WEDMtobiX OCTOBER 17. 138:;.

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 17.

Ohio prohibition failed for want of over 90,000 votes. There was made in the United .states last vear 17,000,0u0 barrels of beer. A PHii.APELriiiA Judge has decided that the Chiuauian can not legally be naturalized. A Kf.xti'cky paper announces its p'atform as a 'Tariff for revenue and whisky forsnake bites onlv.'' The President and his Cabinet are on a brief visit to Washington. It is unusual Jlake a note of it. "The republicans must go" does not apply to President Arthur. He is ''jrone" nearly all the time. , The lie-publicans are "cussing' that younz flirt, "Prohibition."' They say she is to blame for all their troubles. Senator Harriso.n! Hello! Hello! Hello! the Pirartiycrats seein to have gathered some ef the fruits of the War. Foraker. O.nly twenty-eight more Deruoerats in the Ohio Leyi-lature than Itepablicans. It was only "a shower" ' in fact a sprinkle, ami a for any "moral significance' there is "nary a drap.'" It has been well said that the man who stays at home anl refuse? to vote should lose no time in niovi to some ottier country. The United Siules was not made for such drones. A wi-r.i.v bnilt platform in ISsl. aa enerzetic canvass,, and to back the ritii at all hazard, will be sure to win. Journal. "To back the right ot M a:aA.," means l'orsey and a Hoot! of $2. 00 bills. Peokesor Price, a full-blooded negro, preached in Henry Ward Beecher's Church Sunday morning. He read anessav on "The Elevation of the Negro Ministry." Verily, the world moves. They are a long time "tumbling to the racket'" over in Ohio. One of the "iuorality" party puts it in this shape: "The 'cl J Dutch nearly saved the Republicans, while the hypocritical palm singers ued the knife." It is said that whale's milk is just the thing for a certain class of sick people. The Ohio Ilepublicans ought to try it milking whales to save the life of the Republican party is about the last chance to save it from the bone yard. Ax Ohio llepublican thinks that Iiis party has been hypocritical long enough and squeals for a new deal. He says: "The Republicans will now reorganize on a political basis, get rid of sentiment and come down to business." Why. here it is'. Tom Browne wa- in Ohio, also. Was it any wonder that Judge Hoadly made such a brilliant race! With Browne, Harrison and Porter all talking "bloody shirt," we quit hunting for any more reasons for the Ohio victory. Quit prevails in Ohio, where everything is now iKjinoctatic Journal. Of course it is quiet, and it will be so all over the Nation as soon as we can bury the pestilential, pestiferous leaders of. Radicalism. The Republican party must go. So fa as we are aware, no prominent Republican lias a lease on viitue and honesty. Atlanta Constitution (Dem.) Ah! Then you are not acquainted with Tom Hanna, of Indiana. A Presbytebian clergyman, when visiting an unfinished ritualistic Church, wrote with the carpenter's chalk on the wall: "I publish the banns of matrimony between this Church and the Church of Rome." A wag, seeing the notice, chalked under it: "I forbid the banns, the parties being too near of kin." Those "blundering" Democrats over in Ohio have elected their Governor and secured a large majority in the Legislature. They should have remained at home on election day or else voted for the party of goodishne and morality. They will "blunder,' however. Charle? M. Walker, Eso... ex-editor of the Times and Chief the Postal Department, Washington City, is in the city. He came home to help "the grand old party" to scrape through, but be remarked yesterday confidentially that be was afraid "The Lord had deserted them."' It looks that way. Wool did it? Oh! no. It was pure Democracy, and it may aa well be danced up to first aa last. The Commercial Gazette's Columbua special says: Some figuring was done to-night to ascertain If the wool scare had an yLbing to do with the Republican defeat. A number of the largest wool arowIngtCounties were figured on, and it was satisfactorily demonstrated mat tbere waa nothing in iL Buncombe from the Journal on the Ohio lection. Read: With do 'residential contest to pur them on. (her hive destroyed an advene majority of ju.Ojo. The fight was aa honorable and plucky one. and the euemy was driven back with the lost of 'JO.UJO men. TUe augury lor future triumphs is good. You had not read the latest returns from the Ohio election. That "adverse" 20,000 majority was not destroyed to any very great extent. The most of it "holds the fort." ItIi cettinjr to te no longer the rule of the majority in this country, unless :be majority is laue enough to utterly bnry the defeated candidate out of sucht. In rase of a close contest and small majority, the idea seems to be that the defeated candidate must be defeated again by some meant. -- Journal. Well, yoa see your party has such a hu morous, droll sort of way of counting Demcrats out, stealing ballot-boxes and refusing any other than Republican votes, that really 11 that is left us is to "contest." By the way, lo you remember 137G? How is this for a reverie the reverie of a contemporary: "Who that has lain in the new mown hay on his back, arms under his liead and bat over bis eyes, watcning the swallows twittering on the ridgepoie of the well-.illed barn, or mailing, circling and swooping in the deep bine sky of summer; who that lias heard the mysterious rumbling in the chimney as the apples and nutä lie tempting- on the table and the wood fire crackles A3 he is told the noise incut be tits

.wallows (-mint back; who that has drifte 1 idly in a boat a!on,i a winding river course and watched the sand wall'w rly in and out f their diamond-shaied hole.-. who of these wiii not cry 'Shame!' a: the woman who wears a swaMow' wing?"

Wt propose to make tlie Sentinel hum POW on until a Ie:nocrat is elected President in 1 SSI, a very itore huu.-e of the choicest product of c ommon sense and common honesty. A Sentinel in fact for genuine Je:Terso:iian Democracy. Send in your renewal.-, friends, and get your neighbor to join you. See special inducements in another column. Jnx.K Bi.a kvvoo!', At the recent meeting of the California Horticultural Sooetr. ma Je a confession that the Pacific slop-; is feeling the effects of the law excluding the Chinese: "1-aVorers are scarce. Whence ahull come a supply? The Chinese are gradually distersinjT. and immigration U not auflicient to till the demand of our increasing acres of orchards and vineyards. No one would advexatethe abolition ol the icstrictioa act; but what shall we do?" CARRYING OHIO. His Excellency, Governor Porter, in the wealth of his generosity, visited Ohio for the purpose of carrying the State for Foraker. Manifestly, Foraker wishes he had remained at home. The way HLs Excellency carries States for the Republican party is enough to make an average democrat unbutton hi? suspenders to give hin larger capacity to laugh and grow fat. Ilh Excellency made tix speeches in Ohio only .V and the Democratic gain at the places where he lit oll" hii dynamite , was 1,-17, or an average of 'JOT.BWWjiWWWiuYWjG to a speech enough to make an average Republican sick of six the remainder of his life. We do not desire to poke fun at the Governor of Indiana, but his six speeches pan out more sixes and sixness to the square inch titan any speeches ever made on this continent so iar as heard from. The Democratic gain ranged all the way from 113 to T3'i. In only one place did our (Joveruor make a sain fur the Republican partv. At I'omerov he made a gain of 1107, or an average of "l hh i-i-to the speech. Here i- more .(.. thin ever before struck Ohio, and if His Excel lency does not regard himself a si x sho ter. then there no um in sixes. THE CINCINNATI ENQUIRER. Ohio having gone I KMiioor.it ir. Democrats in Ohio atid elsewhere have the right, and will (totil)tie esteem it a duty, to discus ard pruuently classify the facts and force whic h led to the Oiiio victory on Tuesday last. In the notable campaign which places the empire Mate of Ohio in line under Dem ocratic banners and leaders. Democratic policy and pos-ihilities, the Cincinnati En quirer ranks with its distinguished correslKndent ami co-worker, "Jayhawker." It availed with rüa!d falsehood one of Ohio's nio?t stately Jdatesmen Senator l'endieton. It hunted him as hound pursue antlered stags, but the grand old man found shelter in the lHM)nt of the party that ha loved and honored him, and when the battle was over. when the Democratic party was victorious, when the mountains were saluting each other, when the little hills were clapping their hands, when tlie rivers and streams, in hydraulic harmony, were singing anthems from the mountains to the sea in honor of the triumph of truth, when the giant trees of the forest were swinging to and fro their arms, when the lightnings were carrying the news around the world, when bonfires were blazing and cannons were booming, when men were shouting and women were making the night day by the light of their eves, the Cincinnati Enquirer, with the impudence of a brass jackass, displays a whole page rooster, as it it hadielped on the victory. Within the entire realm of high-heeled, watered stock, bucket shop, .i"Vf-edgei infamy there is nothing equal to the Enquirer's mucilaginous mendacity, and such is the verdict of level headed Democrats everywhere. EXTRAORDINARY EXTRACTS. The readers of the Skntixii. have been made familiar with the fact that His Excellency, Governor Porter, wa? induced some days ago to make a speech in Ohio. It has been the pleasure of the Sextix-cl to. make one or two extracts from that speech extraordinary extracts. But the speech, in mining parlance, is a bonanza. It has more "paying dirt" to the square inch than any speech on record. It "pans out" more t the peck than any speech made to the Ituckeyes during the campaign. It would appear that His Excellency examined the vast pile of Republican rottenness with eye gla3se3 of wonderful nower: selected the places in which to dig and bore, tunnel and explore to reach the dirt that would assay best for the' Democratic party. His Excellency placed the Republican party on record as lelieving that the suppression of wrung doing is not best for it. That was a splendid nugget, pure truth, and the Governor is entitled to great credit for the "tind. He did not have to dig far for it. It was near the surface of the Republican compost heap. Then again, the Governor had something to say about who and what "carried Indiana" in 1830. In saying what lie did. the Governor issued aa invitation for the Democracy of Ohio and Indiana to gather around him and hold a picnic, dance and sing. His Excellency, bv inquiring as to who and what carried Indiana in 1S33. afforded the Democrats a chance to rewrite history; to drag Dorsey from his dan. to classify falsehood and fraud, bribes and bribers, Republican repeaters, "high officials" who 'connived'' at Penitentiary crimes, such as "bribing election official) to stuff ballot-boxe3 and falsify election returns." Democrats were more than delighted to have His Excellency stir up that particular part of the Republican dirt pile. But our attention has been called to some other utterances of His Excellency, the excellency of which we applaud. Here is an extraordinary extract: In the Star Route cases, about which much has been said, the ability and vigor of the prosecutions were very great, and if there was guilt, there can be no doubt that the Government made every posible exertion to expose and punish iL The vigor of the effort bora almost aa appearance of persecution. The foregoing is not witty. There is not a bit of Mark Twain, Bill Nye, Josh Billings or Artemus Ward in it His Excellency intended bi wonderful declaration about the Star Route trials and Star Route thieves to be accepted In all soberness and seriousness, and yet they are so impregnated with Munchausenium that they are v eil calculated to make men laugh. The idea that the Government that is to say, the old due. Brewster wanted to find guilt, if guilt there wa. and punish it if found, is facetious to an extent well calculated to make logic and fact unbutton their suxpeuderi, loosen up their garjueuli,

throw aside their hat, and ju3t get down and roil and laugh and howl, and all the more funny is it from the fact that t!u Governor bad just remarked that the Republican party lxlieve that the suppression of wrong doing L- not 'est for it. It ii well understood that all the display of energy on the part of "the Government" t lind guilt and punish the guilty in the Star R);t? trial was to enable the pet and pal of Brewster to ro': the Treasury under the sanction of law, to fee a set of Republican lawyers to an extent that fce3 and co.-ts were equal to the amount of the rob'erie prepetrated. This done, Dotxej. wh carried Indiana, Dor?ey, the convicted liar, ttiief and briber, the Secretary of the Republican National Committee, was pronounce I not guilty and i? free. Certainly such extracts as we have made from Governor Porter's &icech are extraordinary extraordinarily good for Democrats and extraordinarily bad for Republicans. In view of the good such speeches do the Democratic party we are induced to express the hope that His Excellency, at his earliest convenience, will again address the public on current political topics. If his next speech is as good as his last the Democratic party can well afford to hire a hall and pay the expenses of a band wa-:on.

REPUBLICAN PERPLEXITIES. The Republican organs and orator are sadly embarrassed by the political outlook. They try to peer into the future, but seeing little plunder in .-tore they are not happy. The hogs which were feeding near the Sea of Galilee, once upon a time, were not more demoralized wbeu the devils took possession Of them than is the Republican party, as the almanacs say, "about the days." The Hepublican party, tike a leopard, make.- a pretty good showing in spots, but the trouble it experiences are chiefly inward. It is troubled with worms, reptiles and creeping thing-. Dorscy is still in the Republican party and so is Hubbell, R. B. Hayes. Howgate and Kellogg. J. Madison Wells and .lohn Sherman, and here in Indiana the Republican "high ollicials," who "connived" at such infernal rascalities as' briling election b:V.ciais to stun" ballot boxes and falsify elec tion return" to carry the State for Porter and arhVld. are still in the Republican party, and the Republican rascals who aided the escape of arrested villains for violating the f li c tion laws of Indiana in 1 .", at. d were rewarded fur the crime, are Mill in the Republican party Like trichina, they are in its muscle-, its heart, liver, kidneys and lungs. 'They are devouring the g. o.'r. p. Thi thing has been going on until the Republican parly represent worm bate. Its interior must he a tort of a reptile restaurant. a buzzard banqueting hall It is such tiling that perplex the Republican boes. The party iH'gins to smell badly. The stench of its stuIendoi:9 wrongs or. as Governor Porter puts it. its "wrong doings." ha3 filled the land, and the people have resolved that it "must go,'' and that they will turn the "rascals out." Strange as it may appear, it is not more st ranee than true that (Governor Porter, in his Oho sieech at Greenville, gave the Republicans clear away. Ilepublicans, in reading the Governor's declaration, have anything but 'Tipples of abdominal joy." There are no bowel festivities connected with the performance. The Governor declared that the P.epublican party has believed that the suppression of wrong doing was not '"best for it." The inquiry is going the rounds. "What was the matter with the Governor?" Perplexities increase as the investigation proceeds. Why should Governor I'orter go to Ohio to make an announcement calculated to smash the Republican party and help on a Itemocratic victory? Was he at the time compos mentis or out of his head? Such queries increase the perplexities of the Republican bosses and organs. We understand the masterpiece of the Governor's logic and eloquence in the past have been produced at one sitting. That would seem to be in harmony with nature's lawsone sitting for one egg, hard or soft shell, is the law, though occasionally an egg with a double yolk is produced, and such erlorts, for aught we know, may require two sittings, and an egg with no yolk at all may require, possibly, no sitting at all But the Governor's Greenville speech, whether produced at one or a half dozen sittings, whether regarded as all white or all yellow, was a mighty line speech for the Democratic party, a sort of a doubleyolker, for after it bad been sat down on for a few hours by the Republican bosses, Foster, Foraker & Co., it hatched the most wonderful brood of Democratic roosters that ever crowed in any State in the Union. Such things perplex the Republican party. It is to le hoped that Governor Porter will have another sitting at an early day. It is well enough to know what our enemies think of us. The Chevalier Halstead gives a pointer. Remembering that the chevalier is not exactly "cranky," but somewhat erratic or eccentric, here is what he thinks as to certain live matters: With a Democratic Legislature to wrestle with the liquor law. added to Democratic House of Representatives, and Judge Hoadly the foremont candidate for the Presidency, aud a man of just those sparkling qualities that are unsafe, the Repuulicaua tmve a booming prospect la Ohio in the Presidential year; and when the people are lammed rieht ud to the Question whether the h Democratic party thall be trusted with the General 1 Cjovemtneut they will aay "No" axaln. General Lew Wallace says that he was coaverted to Christianity by Colonel Ingersoll. lie wai Inclined to be skeptical as to the divinity of Christ Ingersoll presented his infidel views. W allace was much Impressed, but finally remarked that be was not prepared to agree with ingersoll on certain extreme propositions. Imrersolt thereupon urged Wallace to . give the matter careful study, expresfing his confidence that he would, after so doing, fully acquiesce in the Inttersoll view. For six years he thought, studied, and searched. At the end of that time be said: "The result is the absolute conviction that Jesu of Nazareth is not only a Christ and the Christ, buttnat he Is also my Christ, my Savior, and my Redeemer." A few minutes after Mr. Joel Chandler Harris had registered his name at a Boston hotel the other day. he was alapred on the back by a stranger, who exclaimed: "Why, hello, Harris old man! How are you? When Md you leave Atlanta?" "I nele Remus" looked at biin from head to foot, carefully, and then said: "My name isn't Harris. It's C harles Francis Adams;" and it wasunri-i.ie to see how Quickly the stranger disappeared. All of which show s that Boston still has her bnnka strerer.'. and also that "I'ncle Remus" know s just how to fix 'em. A Michigan debating society has decided that a man who will smoke around a hay stack is a bijiger fool than the man who blows into an unloaded gun. "Why, Smith, what a dreadful state of intoxication you are in." "This a dre'ful state 'tnxiration? Just oughter sen me th'otner night. Thij'aonly a Ter'torv to it." Toledo Riad.

PERSONALS.

f:s. I anotp.v the "Jersey l.iiy." Uo:i her way to the land where her face is her fortune. 7. n n; Taylo.-.. nept e of ex-Presi-Jent Taylor, of Kentucky, is visitinj friend in ojell. 111. Joi n I V Be i, of Iu 1'oU. ClcarAei J County. I'eunsyivauia. in said to bv worth $11,0 m,K)j. Sis hundred men are employed in his lumber mills, I.OjO get the tiinU-r fro:u tin wonls an I K) ars mining coal for him. Ite oiVeri to crec-t a Court Holism and public buildings if a new County is m?e of Clearfield. Elk ant Jefferson Couatic, a:id called lu Bois. Win-, the painter of the treat pic.ureinlhe totsaifta of the White House, "The Ktntarkation of tlmPilgrims." still lives in New Yo.-k. enjorin; a preen old ageat eight -Ave.. HeUoua list wn ich seems to be p'eservative of life the retired list of the Army. After more than forty years' service as Instructor at the Military AcaJeiny. he was, ia 1S7i'. placed Mi the retired lUt with the rank and pay of a Colonel of cavalry. The BisboD of Rochester, now attending the Fpixopal Convention la Philadelphia, has iroa?rsy hair, a high forehead of good biea lth. and a British noae of genorous proportions. Just the faintest trace of white side whiskers are visible, extending from tne ears in the shape of a halfmood around under the heavy set jaw bone. The general expression of the features, when in repose, is agreeable and attractive. A high collar atid a long overcoat of dart KnglUh clotn complete the picture. Tin. Pall Mall Caette thinks that "Mr. Wilde as a humor Ul that Is, the real Mr. Wilde may yet prove as treat a success as the sham Mr. Wilde, the prophet of culture, has proved a dismal failure." And it cites bii account of a liancinc saloon at Leadville, where "he saw the only rational method of art criticism be ever came across. Over the piano there was printed a notice. 'I'lease don't shoot at the pianist; be ia doing his best.' " The absetice of pomp and circumstance ia American society is illustrated by the fact that "he saw only two processions during bis whole visit, one the fire brizade preceded by the police and the other the police preceded by the fire brigade." 1'OLITICAL Ulli IT. The result of the Ohio election insures a Dvuiociatic President. The Democrats are not the fools they use t to be Philadelphia North American (lad.) Start up the Harrison boom in Indiana. II is nearly tuckered out. Cause? Ohio. Bi n.KR is merely an Incident In a popular movement which has for lu purine the destruction of the Republican machine. Atlanta Constitution (Dem.) Ii something could be dune to purify the malaria! air of Washington in order to insure reputable Juries. Kellers would probably net far, more justice than be h:n lara:tie I for. l'rtiladelp'iia Times (lud ) Ciovf.rnor Ben nt " tirtn belief ia the voto-mti-ing potency of tatined tinman skin is exemplified in a "skin" ticket, wiik-it ia in process oi niiuiuuettire. and which it i the intention of the ieuiocrit:c iumiafif to put in the hand of every one oi ilie 000,000 voters of Massachusetts. This ticket is printed in regular ballot form, on a a m iterial which is a capital imitation of the human cU'icie after lauuingaud dre-isiti. - T;tf. K'vansviile Journal make this mistake: "No Republican is more 'disgusted' over the Victory of George Hoadly in ouio than Joeah H McDonald. It uips his boom in the bud and puts a quietus on hi ambition to btxome President." Joe Mcltona'd whs one of the level-headed whj Dredictel Hosdly's election when the doubtful Thomases in Ohio thotijht the News Journal was too satrjuino in aertiiig from day to day that Iioadly's election was certain. "Old Saddlebags," had been through the v '(Ki-growing districts in his canvass and had taken noles just as the New Journal' correspondent had. As to the I'resideuey, it is well known that Hoadly and McDonald have pooled any issues tbey may lave had, and are now unanimous for ns. - News Journal. 'J HE part taken by office holders in our canvass is disgusting to the last degree, and, what is worse, it Is alarming to all sober and thoughtful citizens. We have seen Mr. Rue forced to retire from the Posto3':ce In Norfolk, not because of his wretched management, but because Geneial Mabone ordered him to give up his place to claim a seat iu the Sen ate which he forfeited when he went iuio office under the Federal Government In order for this scheme to be carried out Mr. Postmaster Genera had to be a party to the work, and he proved under the manipulation of Mahone, as clay iu the hands of the potter. Mr. Rue did not leave the flesh-pots of the Federal Egypt with alacrity; and there is reason to believe that but for the Postmaster General he would have held on, and left Maflone to incur the danger and expeuse of a Senatorial election. Norfolk (Va.) landmark (Dem.) The address adopted by the recent Free Trade Conference in ät. Louis contains the following: "We believe that the protective tariff is ruino'is to the very industries which it pretends to protect. It increases the cost of production, and thus keeps us from competing In the foreign markets; by its bounties It Induces abnormal and unnatural investment, and thus causes overproduction, resulting in fluctuating markets, stagnation in business and such disastrous failures and sacrifices as these industries are now experiencing; it prevents competition, and thus hiuders the full development of our resources; it is a restraint upon commerce, and forces trade into unnatural channels, thus depriving US Of stability in commercial affairs and teaching our manufacturers to look to Congress rather than to tueir owu enterprise and abilities for success In business: and, coupled with the nav iuation laws, it has nearly denruved our merchant marine, thus depriving us of one of our greatest Industrie and making us dependent upon otlicr Nations to carry our products to the markets of tue world. NOT KS I-'IUIM OVEK THIS WAT Kit. Tiik Pocialits are waking up in Austria. Bxvakia is agitatiug for ar. exieusu.u of Mifrae. Wnir Bismarc k insists that those French lambs are soiling l lie stream ai;aiu. The Germans and the French mouarchls'.s arc piensed at Thibaiidin's resignation. Coi.nt Von Moiikk isat the head of a temperance. uoi total abstiupnee, movement iu Germany. Is tlie German Empire there are 7 T79.3SJ women who have been m.irried. Of these V.K) VI- are widows. Nmii ist proclamations have been i?ued sote-iC Im; the Car of Russia to death because he lias failed to grant liberties to the people. Nihilist circulars have apoeared In St. Petersburg demanding that the Government prevent the cruel treatment of prisoners, especially women. The temperance women in Germany have given up talking against the use of beer. The Germans are not quarrelsome, and will always drink their beer. The Bavarian Government is about to establish an extensive printing office in the Penitentiary at Nuremburg, and to have all the Government print ing done tbere. The Cabinet Ministers of Norway bavins been impeached by tne Supreme Tribunal, the trial of the Premier was becun Thursday. Each Minister will have a separate trial. The Swedish and Danisn Governments have de cided to lay down a new submarine cable between their respective countries. The cable, which will conalst of four wires, will be laid from Ilelsinborg to Elsinore via the Irland of Uveen. M. FErtRY asserts that the whole Royalist party in France consists of 3,000 nobles, 1.000 pretenders, thirty Ilisbops, and perhaps a many more priests and sycophants, and this comparatively small cluster of people keep France iu a fever half of the time. Tiik German Army is the most perfect military machine in existence. K.ich corps is constructed so aa 'to form iu iteil a couiplete Utile army, that

tan wilho'it inconvenience be at a:iy time detached from tne main bo ly. During peace everything is kept ready for mobil: itiou in case of war. It tne decree for mobilization weie wired to-morrow from Rerlin, the whole field would be ready ia a few hours to march. At a meetin; in Louibrca, County Galway. Ireland. Tuesday, the Ri-hop of Clou ler delivered a sjiecc b. dwelling at great leu jth upon the fact that millions of Catholics had been lost to the Catholicfaith in America, and denouncing iu severe terms the existing tem of State-aided emigration. The total area of tue Germau Empire is 21 l.o.U square miles; total population. t2.7JT,:W; annual revenue, about $1G.V00.0; annual expenditure, alKitit !C5.C00.040: total Protectant imputation, about 2.'00.o0il. Powerful Germany is. her population i HMW.fQJ lev than tliat of the I'uited State-. Fouowim. the example of Germany a coumiuy has been formed from anion.; all the Prates ta tit sects in England to arrange for the proper celebration of the four hundred tu anniversary of Martin Luther's birth by a universal scries of sermon, lectures and music from the lOih to the isth of No-

GOVJdtNOK rOKTEK. How He Went to Ohio to Save the (äraml Old Party, And How Beautifully He Didn't Succeed in that Truly Patriotic Object. In tlie days of the Ohio campaign, and wbile the political camp-fires were still ablaze upon every hill-top, there came a voice from the Buckeye State, asking the sons 01 Indiana to come over and minprle their voices with thoe that were already hoarse from much speaking. In answer to this pathetic apjeal a number of lioosiers hied themselves to Ohio. and. among iheru, (JoVernor Porter responded to the call. He spent a week in the State, speakins in six different places. When he returned to this city the irrepressible reporter was cm hand, and the Governor said the outlook was very eticouragii, and expressed himself as well satisf.ed with the audiences that had greeted him at Iiis several appointments. Now, it is po?sibly a weakness with the Hoosier, but nevertheless a fact, that lie lives to scan tlie records of oar ijreat Statesmen, ami he always look with pride upon the records they make in other States. In fact, the muc h abused Horsier ha come to be recognized as a power in the land, and lie is frequently called to distant (ieldstodo battle ia hi friends' behalf. Appreciating the fact that nothing would give so much delight as an opportunity ot seeing theresuit of Governor Porter's campaign in Ohio, a J?entinel reporter undertook tlie pleasant task yesterday afternoon of comparing tli election returns from Ohio with tho.-e of lss-J. that he mislit in this way give a fair estimate of the power of tlie Governor's oratory on the eoplp of the Itut keye State. The following are the points at which the Governor spoke in Ohio, together with the Ie:not raticand nepuhliean sains over tin vote of 1 : I"em. tta.u. . i: .. I : T:u; . 2h Ken. gtin. t-reenville. Daik Coiiuty.... Kenton. Hardin otuuy Timu. honec-a County i-aiidutky. Erie County l ebanoti. Warren CountyI'ouieioy. Meig Couniv. .. :tJT :.; Total pains ...I.-Vmi Net Democratic taias l:zu T hus we see that, in five Counties in which the Governor stioke. the Democrats gained l,."v"0, and the Ilepublicans gained in but oue County, and there but 307 votes, leaving for the leiuocrats a net train of 1, '24 votes as the result of His Excellency's oratory. Knowing that the Governor made the same speech at each of the foregoing places, the reporter was surprised that there should be an exception in one County in favor of the Itcpublicans, and lie began to doubt the correctness of the information that the Governor had spoken at romeroy. To satisfy himself on this point he asked tlie Governor if he had spoken at Pomeroy, Meigs County, during his absence in Obiot " Yes," he replied, "I spoke at romeroy, but it was a bad day and but a small crowd was in attendance, "though the Court House was filled. If it had been a good day there would have been 8,000 or 10,000 iieople present.' The inference is plain. If the Governor had been greeted by a large crowd. Meigs County would have shown Democratic gains, but, as it was. a bad day gave the Ilepublicans a gain of Ö07. Bright weather does not augur good to republicanism, and the Governor's seeches have been followed by an exceedingly cold day. Query Which Central Committee of Ohio should pay the Governor' campaign expenses? Congressman Town.lierul was interviewed ia Chicago Thursday. The Tribune of yesterday says: "It means a sweebiu? Democratic victory next year," said Congressman biet Towuabeud, of Shaw ucetowu. ill., hist evening at the Grand Pacitie, when a&ked wnat be thought oi the Ohio victory. "Yes, it means that we are goiii to have too laine a majority lo permit of any collating oat. Hoadly has maiie a wonderful finht. and hai surprised everybody. The best oi it is. che vote ia MolKibly the heaviest on record, so that it cau not be urced that the suy-at-noraes did it." " bom no you favor for the Democratic nominee next year r -1 ain for the old ticket We mnt carry New York and Indiana. Ohio is not uec-esary to sueces. but the two former are indispensable. If lildeu's health permits and he will accept it. I am for him ; if not. for any good New York man." . Will th tanrl question come up this winter?" "I ttimt it will: it U not satisfactory to the Democracy as it stands now. We must make au aggressive fight on this issue and not temporize v tili it. Of course I do not favor going to extreme Knittha, but reform of the tarttT is needed and expected." Iord Coleridge ha Iwen captured by our American ladies. A reporter of the New York World says: Hut it wai iu referring to American ladies that the Lord Chief Justice imperilled in ciiauce of ever a:aiu rinding favor iu the eyes of Kalish beauty. An absence of hardly two mouths lroiu his native land has served, be says, to win him from tlie standard of Kiiglish loveliness and he can coucieutiously champion only the A mericin tyje of beauty. Wherever he weut the American lady was the same charming ieroiiage and the American girl the sauie seli-posseescti bundle of independent anomalies Hc-ould notjsuttlcienlly praise the fresh complexions, the charming manners and the independence that marked the ladie-i he counted himself fourtunate in meeting. And fairly turning against bis own countrywomen, be unhesitatingly admitted that in bis eyes Hie American women are more attractive. A correspondent alluding to Chief Justice Coleridge and his Massachusetts visit says: At Bostou the great jurist was more than favorably impressed with Governor Butler. Probably no man met in this country has so stromrly impressed his Ixmlship as did the pronounced individuality of Butler. The Governor and tne Chief Justice dined together during every day of the latter's stay, and there seemed to be a natural affiuity between the Massachusetts attorney ami the Kugliah Justice. Murder and Suicide. Plymouth. Ind , (ct. 12. Word has just been received here of a double tragedy which occurred at Teegarden, a small station ten miles forth of this place, on the Haiti more and Ohio Railroad, this afternoon. George Webb, while under the influence of liquor, shot and fatally wounded his two-year old daughter. He then blew his own brains out. His wife waa at this place at the time of the tragedy, filing an application for divorce on the grounds of cruel and inhuman treatment. She alleges be has often threatened her life, also that of the child, whom he has always disliked. They have several other children.

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Hw it Myt-riu4 Ti :.i;cly trn-l t I Out at Kroolilyti. I New York W'oilL 1 "Ii there were a few Itrooklyn detectives who had the insight into character. th keen intuition that the chief io3se.ve.s. there would bv some work done that would asto:tLh folks." This remark was make by a prominent Itrooklyn oSicial. who was not aware that he was addressing a reporter of the World. "letective work in Itrooklyn is below that of other cit in it not?" the reporter asked. "Well, detectives are born and can n-t be recruit d from the rough jiolice ranks," was theat.swer. "Policemen as a rule are not logical. Thev have little intellectual direc-t-liess, except perhaps in th use of th Itib. A detective must not only le able to see a oiiit. but to hold on to it through all manlier of complication. and the inevitable side issues which are so fatal to detective work. PoI'M-men as a rule are as carruloin as old wovien over their tej. There are notable exceptions, of course, but it is lamentably true that these exceptions are rarelv promoted. Hut to return to the Chief; I shall never forget how he got at the facts of the Goodrich murder. In all his intercourse with the scum and nettling of society he had never yet met a roan or woman wiio had not some redeeming qualitv. "It seemed next to imitossible to obtain the proofs of her guilt, and the Chief was at his wits' ends. To complicate or rather to aggravate the cae still more, the woman confessed to him in confidence that she committed the murder. She said : "I did it, Chief, and I know yoa will not fiive me away, but if you should think protxT to do so, my oath will be worth a- much ayours. You will swear I told you so, and I w ill swear I didn't ' "Kvery endeavor to discover Kate's local habitation failed. It seemed ait excellent joke to this strange woiuan that she could tell the story of her crime to the Superintendent of Police and not have it of any value to bi in aa evidence. " 'If I send for you.' she said, her expressive eyes dancing with fun, it will not be necessary to communicate mv address, for you will not know where to find me.' The Chief had her in the istation Houe at this time. " 'Yes. Kate,' lie said kindly, 'I shall know where to find yon. and I iromie t come as soon as you send." Then calling him back, she said: "I have told you the truth. I killed Charlie Oo idrich, and when you find where 1 live you will lind a trunk in my room, and in that trunk is tlie pistol that I killed him with, a watch, and a ring lK?longinsr to Charlie Goodrich. Besides these there is at least a pailful of dirt in the trunk." "nirt. said the Chief. "Why, Kate, what in the world did von put dirt in vour trunk; lor?" "Because I loved t lie very gnvmd that Charlie Goodrich walked on." wjs the very singular response "After I iiad killed him. Chief." and mod nil the defiance und tun laded Iroui t'.ia woman's lace. "I went out where I hads-en liim walk hundreds of times and sluvelled up the dm atid put it in my trunk." Tne Chief, who feit himelf resjxitisible tor the apprehension of tlie murderer, wa still oil' the track. At last a bold thought struck him. The exhaustive ami exhausting t ilks Ik had with Kate demonstrated that K ite had a room, ami that the room wai in ü.-ool; ly ii. bo l.e issued an order that inquiry should le made at every house in the city to discover if any woman had Iteen absent troni her home for the length of time that Kate had leen a prisoner. Three hundred women, including servantgirls who had left their place, had been absent for the time staled. Then tlie Ö were fcifted until it was found that onlv four had leen mysteriously absent during this ieriod. Kate was one ot the four, and in thw way was bunted down. In her room was t'outid the trunk, and in this trunk, the articles she had mentioned, dirt and ali. From first to last Kate Stoddard ha i never told the Chief a lie. Wouldn't Let Iliut In. IWall Street Daily News. When Jay Gould was on his last trip West, a Chicago reporter was sent out to head him ofl'and write up an interview. He overhauled the magnate down in Indiana, and, as Mr. Gould was in his special car. the reporter sent in his card by the conductor and soon followed it in tersoii. or at least tried to. The doorof the car was locked. He rapped on it, and Mr. Gould appeared. The reiorter held up bis card. Mr. Gould stared at it. The reporter shouted his name. Mr. Gould didn't seem to bear it. Tiie shover of the quill then called out: ''The Chicago wants your opinion on the question of refunding the six per cents!'' Mr. Gould regarded him through the glass with such a frigid expression that the interviewer has had told feet ever since, but finally opened the door and asked : "Young man. do you want me?" "Yes, sir. Mr. Gould. I want to interview you on the subject of ." Mr. Gould began to shut the door. "On the subject of the devil!" yelled the indignant reporter as lie saw all hopes fading away. "Young man.' said Mr. Gould as be opened the door an inch or two, "on that subject you bad better see Jim Keene. He's got all the! points, and is anxious to give them away in spite of old Flood!"' A ingenious German chemist is the author of what he claims to be a practical process for imparting to ordinary sandstone, found in many localities, the exterior appearance of marble This is accomplished by impregnating the stone, when well dried, with soluble silic a and alumina. Bv the addition also of certain mineral colors to the liquid used for impregnation, marble of almost every hue have been successfully imitated. Kxtieioe Tired Feeling. A lady tells us: "The first bottle has done my daughter a great deal of good; her food does not distress her now, nor does she suffer from that extreme tired feeling wir h she did before taking Hood's Sarsaparilla." A second botUe etVec-ted a cure. No other preparation contains such concentration of vitalizing, enriching, purifying and invigorating properties as Hood's Sarsaparilla. AYER'S Sarsaparilla Is a highly concentrated extract ot Sarsaparilla and other blood-parifyingr roots, combined with Iodide of Potaalum and Iron, and U the safest, most reliable, and most economical blood-purifier that can be used. It invariably expels all blood poisons from the system, enriches and renews the blood, and restores its vitalizing power. It is the best known remedy for Scrofula and all Scrofulous Complaints, Eryalpetaa, Ectema, Ringworm, Blotches, Sores, Boll, Tumors, and Eruptions ot the Skin, as also far all disorders caosed by a thin and impoverished, or corrupted, condition of the blood, such as ltheumatian. Neuralgia, Khetiniatic Gout, General Debility, and Scrofulous Catarrh. Intaatory Rheumatism Cured. "Ave Sarsaparilla has cored me of the Inflammatory Rheumatism, with hieb 1 have suilered for many years. W. IL MooaC Durham, I., March 2. 1382. PREPARED BT Dr.J.C.Ayer&Co.,Lowell,Mass S?M Is all UrugzteU ; ft, U bottles fx !&

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