Indiana State Sentinel, Volume 30, Number 51, Indianapolis, Marion County, 24 January 1883 — Page 3

J VHli INDIANA STATE SENT1KKU YEDNESDAC. JANUARY 24, 1883.

L1VIXQ AND DY1MO. John Smith tu eke a goodly man As ever lived ou earth. The world ad mired and loudly praised H truly pious worth! Ills Ule was ull of charity And free Irom sinful pride. Bat carce had reached to thirty-four. When one dim eventide A mule kicked at him playfully. And Smith won after died. John Brown, ft knave of deepest hue. Dwelt In tue sell-same town ; A grower, meaner, flier lamp There never lived than B""'. c. He cawed, he swore, he tmoked, he thewed. He even keno pUyed, And down in Texas years ago They say a man he ilayed. Yet be lived on contentedly And lota ot money made. Till, finally, a gray-haired man, John Brown to die was laid Hi wife and children gilhered 'round.

A preacner nnenng "".. And the onlyfoken of his deaJi Was a quiet, gentle sltfh. We'd like to lire as did John Smith, Revered by all the town: Bat when It comet to dying, we a Frei to die UM Brown. DeQTer TrlbaBe.

i.i j I... tVmMntitis H I a r ttnM' Hnrtrina

.w ..ih. bottom dollars-Saturday Be- as wo march out each one od us wm - - 7 " -",7 n

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ERNEST RENAR'l CHRISTMAS I.KTTKB.

A Boclad Outrage. TexuSUtlAgt.1 What 1 the matter, Mose!" asked

Jim Silverton cf Mr. SchaumDurg, the A-

rack." Bro. to an Austin cullad congregation.

Gardner. What is the difference between a bottle of cologne and a pretty girl? None. Both are tweet. ... , 3 I .til. V A

The man with tne nanasomes. bum. naim- merch&nl princ6

kerchief it the person wnou we moss airam "I yas mad at dot

of a aore throat. Bonnoti are now made of leather. When a man wanta hia boots tapped, hia wife is

T - m.nr R.rratt Viae trill to RAV of Mrf. I nmrvilfll tr he re&dv to tacriflceber leather

unwiQuvy www j - g ' . . Latgtry: -I haven't a word to breathe bonnet if it has been worn more than : v.- - l.it Vti T An v aha baa I n

no busineaa on the stage. I have teen a Spoony dry goods clerk to a smart Miss elae, and now'when he geU hiaself married what was represented to be an

ereat deal of eelf-consciouineis m my pro- trvi - at before the glass: "Don't I he gives me no chance to ga even mit mm. j.

. . . a. t. 1 11 V,n mattet I J - 1 i 1 I Cmt

I WU a lOOKinC-KUUSB. uui

I view.

Th Chinese have tbe art of dressing

I most comfortably, the Germans of enjoying themselves moat rationally, the French of

living most economically, ana we Americans of throwing away money most ue-

lessly. Change of climate, tuougn suppoeea to produce great effects on the human race, does not seem to alter these peculiar traits.

Providence Telegram

tbe West North Point light, and swam two miles beyond the front beacon light, and near to Tolch ester Besch. Being headed off by his owner in a fear-cured boat, he turned and swam to Miller's Island light, and when he struck bottom rested until Air. Gunther and a well-known oarsman over

took him. He then again entered the water

.A.Jnn Knt it has penerallv been a matter

of acquirement, l or natural, inborn con

ceit 1 have never Known nor equau j is no actress, but simply a curiosity. She oueht to bo shown in a museum instead of

j takin' the place of an artist in the drama.

"We are tire of making vain endeavor

For tilings we do xioiwin, wougn kiu(ui n

Ion.

wish I was a

Miss: Yes, perhaps you a get more gins

to look at you then." Clerk collapses and

is carried out.

A medical journal has found that there

are from 100,000 to 200.000 hairs on a wo-

man a head, wnicn leaua iu m". Times to say the number of hairs on a man's

Lie Addresses the Quo gar lan Rabbis on the CalaoialM Against tbe Jews London Telegraph.) M. Ernest Kenan, the French savant, and author of 44 L Vie de Jesu," has just addressed a most appropriate Christmas letter

Schwindelmy. He to the rabbis of bzanto, in Hungary, it and completed the distance back to East

hash not invited me to hia vedding, vich I win be rememoerea tnai aome ume ago a I orth Point light, making a distance ot

dake. blace next Monday.'' young girl disappeared mysteriously from a nineteen miles without leaving the wter. But I don't see why you should grieve mall locality called Tissa Ezlar. Tbe The horse was purchased by iir. Gunther over such a trifle." Jewish community were charged with bav- at a point down the bay called Chucoteague "Sooch a trifle. Mine Gott I he vash at ing enticed the girl to their place of Island, where he wae used te swimming

mineveddinr and he at more den anypody worship, and or. naving acrincea ner m from the Island to the store with his rider.

ana returning wnenever ns vaougai u convenient.Your corresDondent rode behir.d

The deed was said to have taken place at this remarkable horso from Mr. Gunther'.

midnight, and several Chriatian inhabitants farm to Canton, a di tance of thirteen miles.

oi -De Tillage were reponea o nave wit- i m ninety-nve minute?.

nessea it. a lengtny juciciai lnvesueauon

aror

Ana minor chords creep Into life's dull song.

CnUl our heart grows neavy wua ii wirrow

TABLE GOSSIK.

And wonder sometimes If our pains must fall for- be& depends considerably on the time he

has been married. "Married but six weeks

exclaimed a

high except ball

All good clothes come

dresses. Would'st thou be a happy liver?

Le. the past be past lore rer,

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Goetho. the golden

. Intra koTAl H 11. lllTI flf tIT.

Keeo becking on and whispering To-morrow, But fails to hold the inuMc of to-day. The tningsout of rea':h Men always fairer Thau anything to-day can ever hold; To-morrow's mnifhine wilt be brighter, rarer,

And so we loee tne present nouis oi kuju.

CTJRIOCS. CSErCl. AND SU1ENTIFIC.

Black and Gold. Only a golden hair. Found on my coat to dayWhy should my lady sure, N by wear au Id jured air. Why should she say "Love, we mut sever Farewell loreveil" Cur. e on that golden hair Found on my coat to-day 1 However came it there, By means or foul or lair, I can not fay; Bat this I know.alaskl My lady's hair is black. A Family TralU Texas 811 tinea. I

Colonel Bill McCracken eDjoya the repu-

"Whero children are there

age Novalis. Fine mirrors and good-looking lasses are always in fashion, Bavard Taylor used to call snowflakes the "wild white bees of winter."' The best remedy against an evil companion is to refuse an introduction to him. Define the terms and this is how it reads:

A rebel is a pat-riot who falls : A patriot Is a rebel who succeeds. There is a deal of sound common sense in the proverb, "The shortest answer it doing the thing." The Jewish population of New Orleans are agitated over the marriage of the nicee of a Rabbi to a Christian. Trust him little who praises all, him lees who censures all, and him least who is indifferent about alL Lavater.

CarveaVatfs eyes make the most beautiful scarf pias. They show a multitude of shades and look at you from every angle. "A kind word; ltls a little thing. Dropped tt the heart's deep well. The gool the joy which It may bring Euruity ebaJ telL" The long, slender oversleeve falling below the band is revived in English long coats, and is called, as it was years ago, the angel sleeve. The New Orleans Ficayune savagely Temarkea ;hat the trouble with civilization ia. that banirines do not keep up with mur

derers in cumber. Connecticut ha3 the champion mean man. He was worth $1;000,000, and with sixteen lawyers in his town he went and died without makm will. Herrick has sung well and hia song still rings in our ears: Each most, in virture, strive to excel: That man lives twice who lives the first life well. A man who has happened to have a good deal of experience lajs: "Stand anywhere but four leet to the left of a woman when the hurls aa old bottle at a hen." "The best conductor of electricity at present known is silver." The beet conductor

into "society" at prefent known 1 gold, it used to be brain. NorrisWwn Herald. The poor can find consolation for their jnbility to ride In carriages in the reflection . . . at.

Of the 140,000 known species of plants, M. dc Candolle finds that mankind makes use of only about SCO at most. He states that tbe cherry was known both in Greece

and Italy long belore tne lime ot iucuilus. Frozen meat trade between Australia and Great Britain is making decided progress. One curious fact is to be noted. While Australian meat is sold at a profit in London, at 6JI, prime joints in Melbourne can not had less than 8d. a pound. Leecarbault, in observirg the late transit cf Venus, saw, as he thought, a grayish, vellowUh fringe all around the planet when It was three fourths on the sun, and that this ohenomenon continued until the en

trance, so to speak, was completed. . In Mr. Robert Bonner's noted Westchester County breeding stud there is a yearling

colt which weighs 1,002 pounds, yet with fine points and all the promise of a very fast trotter. The owner attributes the result to the experimentried with thedam and the colt, which is substantially the same as that pursued by Kaglish breeders. Mr. Routledge held lately at a scientific meeting that the paper trade was probably the one which turned to immediate u?e

more waste prcducta than any other. In it was utilized cotton, flax, hemp, and jute wsIp. and old rones and canvas rag. In

lact, the paper manufacturer could turn to profitable purpose any vegetable fibr. A mixture of 20 parts of hard soap, 40 parts of kerosene, and 1 part of fir balsam has been found very effective in destroying the insects which damage the orange tree. Prof. C. V. H'ley is the authority. Other valuable plants, notably the vine, might be similarly protected by a spray from an application of the tame recipe. It can be diluted at will with water so as not to interfere with the constitution of the plant. There is much nonsense talked about regarding the values of foods. Chemically considered it is well known what the constituents of ordinary diet are. and it is no secret that the values of different articles

vary greatly. Bat it is too frequently overlooked that the food which a hunter or a plowman can not only relish and assimilate . . . . i . . . . .

would cause torture oi tne mesi acuie Kina

and in tears I"

friend to a weeping bride.

Yes; the first cruel shadow has lallen athwart our pathwi.y. It is fettled at last;

either I must give up eating taffy or George

must cut off his moustache-'

If vou think that I am ia eood condU I tation of pourine out more whiaky for

tion just feel of my ribs," said an applicant drink than any other man in Austin, newly for admission to thi Peoria poor house, elected members of the Legislature exceptAUer the Poormaster had complied with ed. The Colonel was taking a drink at the her request, she asked him if he had lived Gently Dreaming salcon, -when the bar-

lixty years in the world and had not iouna i keeper remarked

out the location ox a woman's noa. ller lips were lite the laaves. he said.

By autumn's crimson uuieu;

led to the discharge of those who had been

arrested on suspicion. One of the chief

witnesses was a lad, who, as was afterward proved, perjured himself at the investiga

tion of designing persons a dozen times during the inquiry. But the whole matter

created a violent anti-Semifc agitation

among the less enlightened classes of Hun

gary, and was the origin of the subsequent

anti- Jewish manifestations in that part of

the empire.

The Tisea .hzlar auair was turned to account by the Hungarian fanatics who at-

Ten Dollars a Week Enough. James Short in' N . Y. Sun.J Of course Jennie and I have learned many things in two ytars of housekeeping, and we can live much better now on the same expenditure than we could eighteen months ago. For instance, it was nearly a year before we discovered the merits of flank steaks, and I pres ame there are many now housekeeping in New York who are still in ignorance of them, though I have sinee learned that among epic a res flnk steaks are considered superior to the

PO N D'S EXTRACT

PAIN

THE GREAT VEGETABLEDESTROYER AND SFECinC INFLAMMATION AND HEM CRRHAGES.

FX

Rheumatism, Neuralgia.

Borne people antum leave preserve By tresiog tnem. she hinted The meaning of the gentle hint The lover did discern. And so h- clanped her round the neck,

And glued his lips to her n. Freddie and the Lily. A well-known member of the Governor's Council, at a late public dinner, overneard one of the colored attendants ask aBother: "Who'a that gemmen, Sam?" Atd Ssm responded: ' Dit's Furfessor F " Then the other queried: How did ye know he was apurfessor?" To which Sam replied with dignity: "Oh.alldeae jcre purfosiors L polished off on top." Among the professional reminiscences of Daniel O'Cornell, when at the Irish bar,

was the following unique instance of a client's gratitude. He had obtained an acquit-

al. and the lellow in tte ecstacy oi nis joy exclaimed, "Och, consider, I've no way to abow jour honor my gratitude, but I wish I Baw you knocked down in my own parish, and maybe I wouldn't bring a faction to the re-cue." A South Side woman received a telegram, and her lace blanched and her hand trembled as she held tho unopened envelope before her. Giving it to her daughter she said, "Bead it." The girl obeyed. Tapa has broken his leg and gone to the hospital," she said. The mother's face brightened. Thank heaven it is no wtrso," ehe said; 'I feared he might be going to bring some

body to dinnerl And what aee is it now. dear?'' asked

. I... a M . -

one I tended tne recent anuoemuic ingress, MUiciest porter-house. There are two Hank

and it required the direct interference of steaks in a beef. They lie, incased in fat, the 3Iinister-Fresident to quell tho danger- on the inner side Of tho flank, and weigh, ous and discreditable movement thus set on when dressed, from one to two or two and a foot. M. Tisza'a intervention came rather half pounds each. They are clear meat, late, and was, perhaps, not as spontanocus high colored, delicately larded with fine

1 sav. Colonel. 1 waited on a man as u migm nave Deen, du. h nas, ior me unes of fat, and the sweetott, nnest flavored

awhile ago who pours out a bigger drink of present at all events, put an end to the and jucieet part. A thin and extremely whisky than you do." scandal of an open anti-Jewish crusade. tough membrane incloses them, and unleis "He was probably a member of the Lag- M. Ranan's remarkable letter runs thus: this is removed, they are tough irdeed. Ulature. He dea't count. I can't compete ''Of all the calumnies prompted by hatred But the butcher, with a dexterous pull, can with eid professionals." and fanaticism the most absurd is certainly trip eff this tough skia in a twinkling.

"No he isn't a member of the Legisla-1 that accusing the Jews of murder in order and by a little trimming with his ksife,

ture He is a very intelligent-looking I to obtain material for sanguinary religious ycu get a et ak that wculd make an

young man, a Btranger to me. He is in I ceremonies. One of the chief characteris- j cure's eyes dance, for twelve cents a pound, the other room playing billiards." tics of the Jewish religion is the prohibi- when round is selling at eighteen to twenty,

Colonel McCracken looked into the bill- tion or blood for human food. This meas- Rr.d porter-house at twenty-fear to twenty

iard saloon, and exclaimed: I ure of precaution, which in former times Eix cents. Some use them sliced, but they

Why that's my son, Tom. He had I was calculated to inspire respect for life, I should never be so mistreated. Instead,

W rnmA home from a military school in has been conscientiously observed by the gecre them, a little only, on each side they

Kentucky.' I Jews even at periods and under circum- &re from three quartors to an inch thick I stances of civilization that rendered it I and then put them on your broiler, and let

RELIGIOUS intelligence AND ICI-1 painful. And yet it is now maintained tho steak slowly fnzzio over the live coals,

DENT.

The Bible has been introduced in the kindergarten schools of Chicago. Bishop Ireland, of St. Paul, Minn has forbidden saloon keeping among the Roman Catholics in his Diocese.

that the pious Jew who would rather die of

hunger tian eat a piece or meat not thoroughly cleansed from blood, has tasted

blood at a reheioua ciremony. lhatisa

I monstrously stupid assertion.

'I am fully convinced that none of tbe

stories connected with that sanguinary

Easter meal have the remotest foundatior.

If such a deed had really been perpetrated,

The Japanese believe that the first man

was not Adam, but Hu-Sing. who made his nc.t only would it be necessary to admit I 0w in grateful obeisance to

wile of clay and baked her forty days.

A Vaef ar Collece mua reads the prayer-

hook resrjonsea thus: "As it was in the be-1

ginning, is now, and ever shall be, world

without men. An, met Rjy. Rvmundo Gmzalez. of Gvifc mala, is the second priese of Central A a! ica who has been excommunicated by ecclesiastical superiors for marrying.

Beecher has looked over several Sunda., school libraries, and it is his candid opininr, Vaf airrVitann rwvVL-a nut of Averv twen-

the colonel, jast back from India, of tbe tall . t for any intelligent child to A v.. .1 I.!. t-min-nA TVm bininn Smith I J

with the damper turned down and all drafts

shut. This last thing should be carefully

attended to in all broiling, evenly rubbing

voir seasonincr in with a knifa blade.

When sufficiently cooked, diah up with

lump of butter laid on. Ycu will not watt

ar.v pravv. Gravv! No. indeed I Your

steak is a mass of theiichci.rarott, pimp

redolent juicos a hungry man ever bowed

It you preier

Homorrhages.

Burns and Scalds.

that the wretches guilty of it had violated the oi l-fashioned stylo of frying meat, flank

daughter of his friend. Tomkinson irmth

"Well, that is what I can't quit, make out," roturned the girl, taking care not to meet her mother's eje, "for when I go anywhere with papa I an sixtoon, but when I go out with mamma I am never more than twelve next birthday 1" The colonel Listened to change tbe subjact. London Figaro. "You must have boen leaning up against the banisters, Anzey, idear ," affectionately

remarked the fair girl's grandmother, as

that they -can not be thrown out of them j to a person compelled to pursue a edentary I g brought her spectacles to a focus, and

by the mad career of frightened horses.

A woman has two smiles that an angel

life. On what the former

latter would live nobly.

took another look at the stains on the waist cf Anirtv's drees. Them ain't no bnnister

read.

'I only lament your absence from religious observance; 1 do nst complain of it," said Cardinal Newman, speaking of the

non-attendance upon the services of the Church. 'But, perhaps, when one is busy with his farm and another with his merchandise, and, therefore, can not come, the

vacant aialoa are filled with invisible aa gels

and the discouraged pastor may, with the

evo of faith, bo conscious or their presence - . ' . M . I .1.

and see the waving ot tne sairia oi taose

whose faces see God."

The Jewish Meeseneer rebukes soma of

all Jewish prescriptions, but I go further

and do nqt believe that such a crime could be committed. Human imagination is not very fruitful in the sphere of calumny. Tte fable of mvtterious meal. - where

human bleed has been tasted, has always been a favorite accusation against those whom blind prejudice has thought to ruin. "This same calumny was uttered agas.nst the Christians. Aad vet the sacrament of Christians had never teen polluted through such a wicked proceeding. The Easier fostivites of the Jews are equally innocent.

It would be worthy of ChriBtcndom to prevent this disgraceful fl?ehood, which began by inflicting so much suffering on Christians, from being cow turned to account against ether bodies."

steak 8 go best cut in thin, etraigLt strips,

half an inch wide crcea-wieeot the steak. She uld you have a mind to roll these strips in an cg"g and Aout, or cracker and meal,

before you put them in jour Irving pan, y u will have a charge in the way of a meat dish tru.y dclicicui. Now, that is cheap living, but not poor living. Jennie

says 1 have put my foot in it again. She means that about six months ago ehe explained to a friend all about flank steak,

and then her friend explained to another friend, and she to another, until now Jennie is obliged either to speak in advance or go hunting for steaks. But, after all. it takes other things than

groceries to make a home on $10 a week or any other sum. I find that a we honestly search after contentment and happineis they grow easier and easier to find. Tnere are many little things about a house that cannot be represented by monetary valu A woman will naturally love anyone who

treats her kindly, for love and gratilule

srerjara-

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Diphtheria and Sere Throat 1

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Piles,

l' J - bA.-W v- , SJ W tlV lis. a,uu Female Complaints.

5.

MBDIOAL.

might envy mejmii9mMai:iiuiuiu when savs Dr. fcauirx. the nxea stopper stains, turnea me irumui mtuueu, wuo . . . , r ., beLe words are uttered and the smile that 0; fffl TrUu management-such ran a little bo,'. Bible class in the parish ."5 üghts on thfl first-born baby.-IIaliburton. Mwaming the neck with a cloth wtt with Church. "Charley was feeding me cara- "gjf "J SmS IrinrS An editor wrote a personal about a y.ung warm water, by tapping and by the wrench mels last night, and I guess thems the ,cle

i 1. . . - : : . i r TMn ' i uiimbiwu . w - - - - -

man ?oineto spark his cirL "When etwas

printed ha was horrified to see the letter -n" substituted for the "r" in the word park. Satire can no further go than when 6am Johnson said to a booby, "If I have said anything th&t you inderstand, air, I humbly crave the pardon of the rest of the company." A New CcTk divorce lawyer'a advertisescent reads: fLTymeneal incompatibilities, as a apeoialty, earefully adjusted. "'TIS slavery to detain the hand after the -heart hath led." Ko man ia born into the world whose

work is not born Math him; there work and tool to work with for

who will. an4-bieed are the heavy Laads

of 11 toil.-iLowell.

or bv all these in eombition there is an

other means which will almost always succeed. Let the bottle be inverted so as to stnd on the stopper in a vessel of water so filled that the water reaches up to the shoulder of the bottle but not to the label. Two

or three nights of this treatment may be re

quired sometimes belore the stopper win yield. People must remember that all attempts to reduce corpulence after it is once acquired is attended with more or less danger. The only safe remedy for males or females having a tendency to the excessive accumulation of fat. is the preventive one; that is,

j: tw v. the pursuance of thoee habits of life ordiall those narily observed by professional athletes. Dj xZa. the way, a first class "trainer" of boxers

could reap a rich harvest by publishing a littl Wit free of tlanp. where the secrets

A man loved by a beautiful and virtuous I h; (ntA wmilri Ka tava1M tha pene-

woman oarri- talisman that renders him r&l pUDlic. The instructions would be InTulnerable; every one feels that such a worth thejr weigbt in gold, and the docoae' life has. a higher value than that of tor's bills for families would be reduced to otkert. Oeorge Sand. almost nothing. No one enjoys tbe bound"Ah," said a fond mother, "I should be ing sensation of life as much aa a man trial if mv bov were to marry then I could whose phvsiaue has beea brought up to its

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tram his w.rel" ine ooy toia ner never to nignest point, dui wno soon wastes it rxake that remark again, or he couldn't get pugilistic encounter.

girltoapaktoihim. New facU concemine rabies have been

A Nevada penitentiary convict eayi tbet presented to the French Academy of Sei

ho was sent to prison for being dishonest, encas bv Pasteur and others. All forms of

and is there kept at work cutting out pieces I rabies they hold come from the same viruf ;

of paste board to put between the soles e. that is to say, whatever symptoms might be

maniiestea in tne victim tue be traced and proved to be

in a

over savseen

would

shoes in placo of nonest leather.

Aeempoaitor who was .puzzling one of Horaoo Greely's manuscript. aceJv -baerved: MIf Delshazzar had

this bandrwitinz on the wall, he

Philadelphia News:

Hum xuan wants to have a contest for homely women, butcan't get any entries. It is verydifLeult to find women who think "thesnselvs homely enough to compete. A French briie-elect usually receives three drses from her mother, theoontract, the wedcing and the tra voll ing dress; the remainder te presented by the bridegroom, and the ctmber .varies from four to twelve. For full dress gentlemen weac watch chains of a thread of gold so fine as to be unobstrustiye4 these are the short vest chains with a bar, or they may be d&ubled to pass across the vest fromjxxket to pocket. We are apt U mistake our vocation by looking out of the way for occasions to exercise great and rare virtaes, and by siapping over the ordinay cnes that lie iioctly in the read belore us, IlannaJi Vlore. The Toronto Globe thiiks drankenneac ouid bo lessened if liquor were iot sold wLore other thing" ace tor sale Conner groceriftf, for instance and advves th framiogot a law which shall compel the liquor sehet to sell nothing but liquor. Saedy Stranger: "I am soliciting subscriptions for the Society for the Suppression of Intemperance and the Banisnnvnt of Tramps. "What may I put jou down for?'' Old gentleman: "Well, If I give ycu anything, you may put me down for a tooL It is believed that all men eoneider thomselvos the Heaven-born pokerista till the conceit is taken out of them by failures. After about a dozen failum the mind recovera ita healthy moral tone, and conrit ceases to dwell in the breat of man. Unfortunately conceit can ccly be eradicated from some m:nds with what ia technically

f.r twenty-four hours 20 parts, not notice wn&t extravagances they commit feet or gTay hairs, i, 2 parts; and saturated solution of -a fcttempt t0 imitate their neighbors." sure to bring them, nate of potash, 1 part. The gelatine A,wt thlV. that th the language of the

nrinta of his fingers

Paper in a variety of forms, which shal1 be both luminous atd proof against damp is made up of the following substances: Water, 20 parts; paper pulp, 40 parts; phosphorescent powder by preference

slacked ir

gelatine,

bi-chromate

resists the aamp and the phosphorescent

powder secures luu inosity.

A learned professor, addreis-

ing one of his class, asked if he knew what was animal magnetism. "I er er did know, but I have forgotten," was the answer. Calmly came the scathing re

joinder, showing that even learned professon

sometimes have a sense or numor "Wenne

men, this is very unfortunate. Mr. Jones, the only man who ever knew, has forgotten what animal magnetism ist"

'Gather me closer, darling;" whispered

concomitants of a social festivity, is not to be deplored so much as the fact that these

people claim to be liberal and unsectarian,

and affect to despite ceremonies and festiv- I or women, like to feel youth that precious itioa that havA a Jewish origin and meanine I possession elippirg away from us. But we

o I "..-,. ,

If they would only be consistent we would should never be on tne lookout ior crow s

jjooKing ior tnem is Tears form a part of

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Th.lewish Advocate thinks that "the language oi tuo eye, wmtu cio4urii

f iha, s.r.K.th i. a matUr about enough when sparklingly used, and which

which amon? Jews as among Christians there hould be sparingly used for other reasons

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How to Kacape Wrinkle. Whitehall Review.

The approach of age shows itself first

about the eves. Lines come, faintly at

firEt, then deeper and deeper, until the in

cipient crow's feet are indicated, developed, are her guiding impulses so far above and

revealed. Tho woman, who looking in her I beyond her otner instincts as to b a no part glat-s, perceives these fatal lines diverging I or parcel of them, and a respect, yes, a rv-

from the outer corners of her eyes, knows erenco. which u the handmaid cf her love.

that she has reached an era in her life. She 8he gives grate ully, thankfully to him who recognizes it with a sigh, if she be a vain, a eo far henora his own self-respect, as to relovely, or a worldly woman ; with a smile, fpect the weakness, tuo helplessness, and perhaps, if she has childien in whom she the dependent confidsnco of ber with whom

can live ner own n:e over again, cut it he builds his bonis. . a? I

cannever O' a gay smite, none oi us, men i

ijFt ft W

SttUfyinxto the Landlord.

IBoeton Advettiser. One of Boston's citizens who was around

collecting rent the other day found a tenant

who keeps a saloon patiently working at

tbeedeeof a pack of cards. "Wnat are

ycudoingT" said the landlord. "Fixing

imong Jews as among Christians there L , f Yj-6 " . .T 7.-1-1., ;em." replied the tenant Vor whatT" was

the widest divergence of opinion and I -'S m-uc"wr the next ouestion. 'You aeo." said the

practice. One class, regarding the day as - - ',C7'7XZZwrZ saloonkeeper, "my customors have an equal one f rest, devote it to pursuits which re- tonand those that get .into the ofweep- . o, 0&rdä

lax the tension of body and mind and tone cvu J"J'" U " vVT. plaving for the drinka Bv fixing the edge

up the entire system. Another class engage . - :iv iL.

in religious service wiwu uio eauio cucijr which they display on other days in secular pursuits. Still another class spend the day

in solemn itciusiuu, iu icaumg wnuu books, in devotion and reflection on relig

ious tub ects. And in each case there is a

I've

ma4 AMtiaMnw aa AaftavrAVVt Tl tan aa Vtl A - AT.

a ?- v.-w -i v.r llhaveabie advantage in cutting.

pression.anu are sure to iWa ou nl thU r,ack about fi xed so 1 can lift ft card

nas peen r ; : . o.t a

their time. Excessive weeping

known not only to injure, but actually to

destroy the sight. Few women look pretty, or even interesting in tears, though it has

loner been a pleasant fiction in poetry and

Gladys Mcllurphy, earing up into the aad conscientious belief that the particular line romance to suppose that they do. Many

origin -couia

identical. It

has been proved that death after innocula

tion with rabid ealiva may 'be either from a

microbe found in the saliva, from much .pus

formation, or from rabies pronounced and

A NewTork Mu-j communicated directly. That virus is con-

tainea not oniy iu ma ucuuna uuiuumo, but in the brain and spinal cord. Experiments on animals show that rabus may be f roduced very certainly u quickly either by the acts of trepanation or inoculation or ky intraveneous icjection. It was noted tkit after the first symptoms there was a recovery, but that when the aaate ones set in all; hope of life was over. TV IT AND PLEtSAKTRT. A. country without fair women would simply be stag-nation. A ciuch abused editor wrote to a brother journalist calling him an ass, and thoughtlessly signed himself "Youra fraternally.'' Processor: "If you attempt to squeeze any aoiid body it will always reewt pressare." Class steiles and cites examples of exceptions which prove the rule. Hoste '-What, must you go already4 ProfeasorV The Professor "My dear msdam, ttore is a limit even to my capacity of inflicting myself on my fxiondsl" JJotess 'ja, no not at all I Assure youl" "1'a," said four-year-old Harry, I wish Mc Iiawkins would Lisa ma on the mouth novT "Whit?'' said the astonished parent "why do jou wish that?" "Well whea .Mr." Hawkins kisied ma this morninf, before you came in, she said if you were there there would be a circus, and I do so want to sen a circa. lie taw one. The hour for closing having arrived, the president mid: 'Geui'men, it am da nose attached to de emptiest heads which makes de moat tound wLen 3 ou blow it. It

your Uvea consist 00 acksnuna instead 00

blue eves that but faintlv illumined the taken is the duty of tho particular individ

marble pallor of Byard Fauntelroy Fer- u&t guson's alabaster brow. 'Sweetness," he a few days before Christmas a Baptisf responded, with a strange sweet Palmer mmi8ter in poaghkecp6ie, N. was aske House smile, "I am not gathering ao much tQ T- ,ome of fte m0Bt seriou. cü&rg as I was; but when the first snowy touch of ing him M thit ,.once while riding L winter's frost-gemmed hand The con- a6Btreet Mr he .tarply rebuked two me tinuation of this interesting semi will be who were Bmotin5 cigars; that he wore i found in the Chicago Tribune. A celluloid fl4Qnel Bhirt at ft waterine place; tht he p

coflin given away witn every copy. k- f in hig mouth with his knife instead

the

women, some men, and most children make

most disfiguring and distorting grimaces while crying; and the lady who thinks she can work on a man's feeling by a liberal

display of tears should carefully study a be- j coming mode cf producing thorn before her looking-glass. Grimaces soften no heart?, and tears accompanied by the usual distor

tion have a hardening effect, if not a visible

one. In a prettilv -written book, now prob

ably out of print, purporting to be the ttory

of the life of one ot ALiuord s wives, tne au-

for a trump about every time. See?" and he lifted, showing a king; he lifted again, and w came an ace. "You see,'' ha contin

ued. 'the parcentasre is at is on my side

and you are Eure of your rent." "In England," says the Pall Mall Gazette "a convict is sai l to cease to be a

man. and becomes nothing but a number. In France, whether owing to the teachings of 'Lea Misorableb' or to some other cause, it ia not forgotten that a criminal, no matter how deeply dyed, never losses hU manhood. There has seldom boon a more abom

inable murder than that which Fenayron committed at Pecq, but the crime is not held to have banished him from the

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It is stated that tne weignt oi tne aver- 0f h.is fork: that ho was seen sitting on a

age man's brains is fifty ouacrs, while that sofa with his wife, both eating from tte IJ1" M tbat tie ot the average woman is about forty-five oun- e&me banana.' nis general in fluence, it is t S.. LSmiu -ih I 3 wife has obtained permission to share Ler

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less brains than a man win completely upset M ft i&rge family, and to the unexpected him, and prove to an impartial world that injustice of his parishioners his only reply

she knows more than he does when she's

asleep. It is a lovely sight to see a fortyoz. woman get caramels out of a sixty cz. man. and make him believe she adores

him, while she is negotiating with another man to be taken to the opera. Puck. Lov-e's Happy Dream. I aaw them last night leaning over the rateStriped pants asd banged hair side by side You might know by tbe 11 tue round cap cu his pate That he would a bicycle ride: tind you might have knowu, too, that the gnm in And her flyaway hat. and tbe red IktUebead underneatn, that mind she could apeak Ia case there was aught to be eald. Well, there she still stood, with her mouth full of eum Atd a yuinmy-yua look In her eyes, W ith a tongue that wtnt ou like a plalnin- mill's .hum Or a phonograph in lor a prise : But lchougnt, as I beard them exchanging their vows. And indulging in Love's happy dream, I would, aoouer btre out to keep files ouT the sows Than tovlUe that girl witn loe crt-am. -New Orleans flctvun. A Claad Cat Owr tl CongTejfatloa. Texas 6ifUngs. There it a deplorable split in the Austin Ble Light jColored Tabernacle. A visiting clergyman, who la chaplain to a colored militia company, and much given to using military phrases, preached a very eloquent sermoo, in which he continually repeated the words: MI tell yer, breden and sistern, hold fast to yet cclora " About a dozen vry dark "sir tern" loft th sacred bui Miner, leading cut their V

die-colored children. Ore of them, who ' black as the aca of spaded, was heard to re-

was in the pathntie closing of his Christina

Eve sermon. 4,For all your kmdnees, hi said, "God knows I am grateful. How you: action will affect my future I know not. J go out not knowing whither I ge, to wort or to suffering, but I do not go away fron his care who has tauehht me to pray, 'Giv us this day our daily bread.' God help you.

while crvine that they resemble 'the sun's

clear shining after rain" a very pretty natural object, indeed, but during the rain itself the observer is not inclined to be so complimentary. Grimaces of a somewhat similar order are frequently made during the action of laughter. Care should always be taken with children to prevent their falling into this habit. It frequently reaches such a

pitch as to render tbe laughter positively

God help me for I see not one step before draing; the eyM disappear( and the lips me. rareweiL are drawn up, revealing half an inch of

pale pink gum. This peculiarity some-

a -

reverbefMhunj. lijjbis will now mark: turned down, de stove filled wid water, an I "Uit's pretty Late In de OA) US flat paSt-

Th New CngUod Fathers. The character of the New England fathers was well defined in a poem by Allen G. Spooner, delivered before tha New England Club thirty-seven years aeo. Herewith is an extract relative to Sabbaths and the Qiakers: On Sunday hia house was still as a mouse

The highways almost as quiet: The Church-warden stout caught the boy who was out. And gave bim the stocks and low diet. The duty then, for beast, wife and men, Was to labor six days out of seven ; On tbe aevnth, la tb best of their toggery drest. To work harder to get luto Heaven. Foul weather or fair, they were constant in prayer. But to thri't 11 the time kept a sqnint; And in matters of trade, when abaigaln was made. Their faces were aet like a flint. Inuovatlons in faith they opposed unto death ; ia the cart's tail they dragged tho poor Quaker: Witto derision au 1 Jeers, they cropped heretic's ears, And felt they were serving their Maker." Horsford's Acid Pbospbate In "eaaiekness. Frofessor Adolph Ott. New York, says: "I nsed it for seasickness, among the passengcre, durirg a pa-eae acrosa the Atlantic. In a plurality of cases I aaw tbe violent symptoma yield which characterize that disease, and gire way to a healthful acticn of the lunette impaired."

timss runs in famine?, partly from uncon

scious imitation. I know one family whose grimaces during laughter are most ludicrously alike. When they are all assembled at the dinner-table, and a joke goes

round, there is not a single eye left in the

family. Much, if not all, could be prevent

ed by due care in childhood. The laugh

can be cultivated quite as much as the voice. Actress s take lessons in laughing.

with cccsionally very charming results. I

do not, however, advise that such teaching should becin in early childhood, lest it

might deetrov spontaneity .nd produce an effect of artificiality; bat I very strongly

recdmmend mothers to cht ck a disposition

to make grimace during their childrrtn's in

dulgence of mirth. Mr. Ounther's Swimming Both. I Baltimore 8un. I

Mr. Frederic- Gunther, the proprietor cf the North Toint farm and headquarters of

the North Point Ducking Club, is the owner of a remarkable swimming horse. Since June last the horse has accomplished the

remarkable feat of swimming from the

"West North Point light to Seven-foot Knoll and return, making fourteen miles each

round trin. The last feat, and most re

markable of all. was as follows: Tbe horse

entered the water at hit old familiar point,

husband's captivity in New Caledonia, and

will leave with the next batch of convic r,

ia the middle of next month."

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