Indiana State Sentinel, Volume 30, Number 50, Indianapolis, Marion County, 17 January 1883 — Page 3
tfHE INDIANA STATE SErjTröisi "Wednesday. January 17, i8S3.
THE OLD BIKCBEK SWITCU.
That knotty old twitch la my mind It ab!dlc For oft wneu returued wiva ao.ne wild trusty band, 1 received with that switch the most aercelei hl11r,R The toua:t and sorost boy natare caul Und. Unlike the old bucket no moM was adrrertnRKo wati pebbled bottom was loucbtd when pure sense of coolness e'er marked ta appearing But I marked each descent with a Jump and a veil Oa, I viewed It with loathing, lor no under aloth luff Broke ibe force of these blows as so swiftly they fell.
everything. Now, no more ileal;
I . t 1 . v: ..
Knowing fh? V ST same emblem I -as in distress every one work; go get job. Before, every gone very fir be contented himself by re- mm , . ... w . dm dal nil.nVi Chinaman learn to practice fight. 1
marking aloud: 'Well, U that un . i "TsC d9.irnml ob dütreM." tell him too tupid fellow. You learn
flrtt lime I ever knew one 01 oar m vu - . - - - Q Wofd u TOl B0 flgnt 0Wf no rob another one ol the gang. wM ..JJ Tdida'TSb de prom response. Da more learn 10 fight. Larn God's Word. dencewaanot mi-placed, tor, as be was lie " pD P . . b Before, people no care for Uod'i Word; he
goir.g nut, o well cre8vedgeaUent fa , Md no kEOW 0 care.. No w, good many people
tee timepiece mw r .Lk .... h k,..i.
Then he did not respond correctly." No, sah. lie made a motion at de doah
wid one hand and reached unrer de bar wid da odder. I made an Odd Fellers sig
nal ot distress once moan, and den sumfiV
timepiece
Ercuse me. sir I Ididnt
longed to the perfeshl"
know you be-
"VFir AN l FLtAiASIUY.
a rtAUhtml rtaradox: Girls are
prettiest at almost all seasons of tbe year,
Love's sacrifceBujing your wife a sealskin s&cque and wearing jour ten-year-old
trembling one grime little overcoat notner winter.
An Irihman lookine at a thermometer
remarks that it is strenge that so small thing could leel the cold to much.
It is sirrested. by a lady, that the reason
they say -her" and "she" when they speak t shin in that thev aro o very docile and
- i - obedient.
A public spirited lady friend refrsins from wearinr? corsets because she is opposed
For each touch drew a blister, each stroks woke to anythiCg that interferes with the liberty terlarding his
In that day of thin breeches and very taw I oi mo prer.
At ft fashionable
I remember with
madam. Who taught tne the rudiments, pot-hooks and And who thought to expel all the sia left by Adim. By tntaanlcgli out with that switch on the I've been horned o'er the iknees of that maiden so human, " . . With my back to the foe and my face to And I thought how fools prate at the soft touch
of women.
barH hit me on de side of de bead ana
knocked me clean out inter de street, ilit
was de bune-tartr what dat while brud-
dar .d Feller had frowed at me ia re
sponse to de distress signal.
Then the colored uaa r euows uu white Odd Felloes do not affiliate?"
"Jess what I tole yer. Doy don't fillyate,
but dev heirs each odder out. I was help
ed out'inter de atreet wid de bung-starter,
but ÜUyate means to set out de whisky."
like read Ocd's "Word. Before, too much
time, nothing to do. Now, many say I learn to read God's Word. Now, no more waste time, I like to read. Before, good many make fun God'a Word; laugh. Pareis'were nut udol outside of store, make
r ---- - f
the
a roar.
And correction was pressed both behind and
before.
How we boast of advance in the secrets of learnHow to' cram the young bead we Uke infinite paios. And for- Inward pangs yield to blisters and burning. . . That tne switch has oft quickened both conscience and brains. To fonr minor senses weie often appealing: ach oue to our aid, lu correction we call. But that old bottom sense, the keen sense of feelNo louder the rogue doth persuade or appal: Tet to quiet confusion, or f rce a cac!uiou. There's a mixtion to-dy for that switch on the walL
wedding
in rniladel-
Tou Know. TeiMSiftings.l
An Austin merchant has the habit of in-
conversation with "you
know.'' A few davs ago, Ilostetter Ale-
Ginn is, who is always up to some deviltry,
lun of Chrifctian. Farjcis were put up on
door of baptized mnn's house. Now, heathen men no more make fun; strong man's hands tied up. Himself like it now. Very quiet now. mm-, - Snrresa in Life. I Anon.l There are people who eem fcrordained to fail, as there are those who seem foreordain
ed to succeed. Whatever one man touches.
turns to a cinder; whatever another man touches turns to gold. One man fishes all day without getting more than a nibble;
another fishes in the same stream, and catches more than he can carry home. Oar
eood friend wiiom we all re pect, gets into
Parliament, and gives promue of becomieg
phia recently, the abent-minded organist went into the itore aid said to the proprie- ft grest orator and statesman; but in a few slaved Empty is the Cradle." lie was re-1 tor: I months we hear cf him no more. Enquire
tired on naif pay. I I want, you know, a paper, you Kno
He
know
I
a Dutch Tonp-rftciman remarked. "Yen 1 1 of pins, yu know."
vas elected. I thought I y uld Jnd dem all After ilostetter had gone out, the propn-
djwn here: but I found dere yas ltor sail to hia chief clerk:
some as rick fools here as I vas mjself." "That was a comical cuss, you know.
V. annroach Th3. O'Lord. under the sa, JOU Know, you J"u
-rr st . .1 v. T-wtw "
auspices of the Eiaex County Agricultural everj miug uo ru
Society," was tne opening oi ft Jiaseacau- A Suspicious Affair, s et crerey man's prayer at ft recent meet-1 i Texas Sif Unas. I
in;. 1 Not long since two men entered an Austin
A south sida girl who married recently lawyers othce for the purpose oi naving
savs that her biuband
astonuhyou. Mr. Calhoun has just brought! urchin, who ahooted out: Uey, mieter, is i
me a letter, wbica betaid no had lust re- fou the rresident of tao Unitw btatesT"
ceived from President Nathan Lord. of
Dartmouth College, and asked me ft great many questions about him and the college.
Lie felt me, asserting that President L rd
was one of the ablest thinkers and profound-
eft rea? oners m the country.' At that timo President Lord was not only the head of the college, but of the Cone relational
denomination in New England. itn a
bravery worthy of a better cause he fol
lowed Mr. Calhoun's doctrines to thfir
natural f equence, and he had to give up bis
position. No man ever eierted the inäu-
ence upon this country that Air. Calhoun
did. All the calamities ot the late war were the legitimate outgrowth of doctrine
ot which he was the father, and to which
the siiicciity of his devotion w&sm&nifetted
by his advocajy of them in his djing hour. Congressional Raminiscencea John
Went worth.
Van Bnrrn and Kinderbook and tinests. American Register.
A letter-writer tel s that on the old poet
road about two miles south of Kinderhook
villaee stands ft square brick mansion
I used to be, my little man,1' wa the
prompt reply; 'wnat can I do lor you?"
Oh, nothin', sir, only I thought Jimmv
lied to me. 1 didn't think such ft little man
as you could be President of the United
Statef."
After Tan Baron's death Lindenwald
passed out of the hand? of the family and
became tho residence of liaac Jerome, broth
er of Leonard Jerome, ot New York. A
few years ago it was bought by & ntigbbor-
irg farmer, who cultivates its broad acre?.
If the glory of tho old pkee has departed,
us came is kept in active ttrvice, lor lvmderhook now boast of a "UnJenwald"
hotel and a patent "Lindenwall" knit cap.
floine Dieftsmaklng.
mean oi dressmaking um oi late vc&rs
become so simplo that almost any one ot
rearonaoie average ability can manu;actme
a fashionable costume by procuring a psper
pattern ana following out the dim" urns
printed on the back. If need be a new one
can be bought for 6very change cf style.
aunougn some preier to retain tne old one
POND'S
EXTRACT
TEE 'GREAT VEGETABLE
PAIN DESTROYER AND SPECIFIC
INFLAKMATICM AND HEMORRHAGES.
1 that has proved true so oiten, and trust to Pnfarrh The Fxtract is the only sneeze . thir own skill tr krrurwra (V,a jlr.rrtr r -r thU dlCe. Cold In U-V 4
ihdö. bv rirM and lindens hoftonrett r.n... .i...m a v?.i. rm.:. ; UF "Caurrh Cure." ?peclal;y preird u, n
j t i . ' . I ii'iua aw kuo Blues auu
Rheumatism, Neuralgia. jjST
tion ras curea -y meny cases of there Uvnsing comr-R-lnta as the Kxirait. Our TttaVex 1m ioaluable in these üitrae. Lumbajra. l"a.(r
in the Eci or fcl!-. vir. Ctr Oirtmsst tit-
cenw), for km when roraovsl vl cloth la 4ncouTi uiert, U a treat bcip la rtlicTlzur -"rn
ma to 17 caf.s.
MnTinrrh nQ Bire'lte fmrs tbs Liapa. Ii JiilUl IllayO. Htotaath. X,a. or Stt
ny cause, is s:ecdi:y controlled and Mavpf'. Our Nt.-td t'yricccs (25 ceui and JibalNn are great aids in arrebticg In terra! bleetiang.
Diphtheria and Sore Throat. Z
titrüc: promp.iy. it is a sure cure, ivay la
dangerous.
fosr
MC
Victor: still clings to hoopskirtA Hi, Louis baa an Old Maid's Unkn
Moon parasols are being revived in Faris
Daehielan rugs are used for
lounges. Love that f-om pity Is not exempt. After marriage oil turns to conteaxrt. Ti.e purse of the fashionable swell is genially ad empty as his head. By the very constitution of our nature, moral ovil is its own curie. Chalmers.
No one can avoid his own company, so
will soon Da a
wealthy man if he would only work a
hard now as he did when he was making
love to her,
Tvndall says that men and women exist
ed on this earth 60 000 000 years btforo tho
date of Adam and Eve, so probably we ot
.rovnrinf tri--lav know nothins of some of the most
w'---i . J. .7 . a
ctarming scandals mat ever occurrua
A fashionable lady who loft her pet pood
le a short time since was asked it he didn't greatly mias the beatt. "No'" was
th rpn v. "mv husDar a sort I takes ui
place in my affections.'' Lowell C-jurier
"What the MWishtODholes is the use?"
said the dbrrustid country editor. "'Uow
ft
deed ftr a city lot made out. The man to
whom ibe lot was to be conveyea was a
local d ctor.
"llow much consideration shall I put in
this deed?"
"Make the consideration lova and affec
tion."
As the doctor, the party of the secend party, attended the motrer-in-law of the party of the first part, and as the lot is worth several thouand aollars, we throw out the suggestion that the grand jury inveitigate the matter.
Via a mk it as pood as to Dossiblv are you gome to make a country local paper
" " o I " i . U..U r
pay in a town wnere mej uoiu iuut bowiuj;
"Jane." said a father, thought you
hated stingy people, and yet your young
SB. Lord E.vkine said, on hearing of some man who died immensely rich: ''A fine sum to begin the other world with." It is not so much work as worry that up
sets a man's brain. The thing to do is to avoid fretting and fuming over triSca. "He pmyeih rxt who loveth best All things both great and small. Tor the dear God , w bo loveth us. He mad aud loveth all." When there is love in the heart, there are rainbows in thd eye?, which cover every black cloud with gorgeous hues. Beecher. A little cold weather, quicker than anything else, will whoop up a prodigal son, and send him kiting home to his father's mansion. Sarely one of to best rules in conversation is never to say a thing which any of the company can reasonably wish we had ra'.her left unsaid 3ift. When a man gets down so low, while sinking bas, that he is frequently found in the gutters, it is high time for him to let up on stirring melodies. There was a trxe sense of the delight of intimacy in the girl who declared that she nover loved her lover so well as when she told him how many pairs of stockings she
had got
man " "av. Da. wno aiu no was
stingy?" "Oh, nobody," replied pa, "only I could see he was a little cloio as I p3ed through the room." Two sons of the Emerald Isle discussing a certain colored man, one remarked: "But he was mighty shmart, d'ye moind." Phat are you" talkin about?" replied the other. ' If he was so shmart, how did he come to be a naygur?" Oh, I've just had such a scare 1" exclaimed a prime and pale housewife; 4,I foel as if I snould faint." Why, what's the matter?" was nked. Well 'ehe replied, "you may not believe it, but as sure as I live that cirl delibcraiely opened the parkr shutters aid the sun was shining right in. I suppose when women get their rights," sail the joung man in the' Hat hat, 'you girls will be making love to tho fellows It mut be awfully nice to be made love tu. you know." Yes," replied Angelina, '-only
one wants to choose one's lovtrs.' Tbe
next momect the young man in the flat h&t was etandintr alone, leeline flatter than his
fiat hat.
The Dominie Who Denounced Klsftlng-. I I'eorla Transcript, i So-called kissing parties have become so frequent in Vomers, Ct., as to attract public attention, and one cf the local preachers hs been declaring against them from the pulpit. Tho inference, from this is. plain that tha kind of kiting therein indulged was of an imDroper tendency. And it is
surmise 1 that the parsons may have been
left out in the cold. It will be a new theory
a Connecticut, that a good old-fashioned
buss given to or taken from the pastor by
the female members of his flock is wron,
how wicked it may be for any other party
to act instead of the shepherd under such circumstances. But the world moves, and
the pulpit ii gradually though surely de
throned.
C. buvs a creen baer. and shows himself at
the courts, but gets no cases. The Reverend
Mr. D. clcies his coune of study, ana is or
dained, but there is no place for him in the
vineyard. Protestor ti. tries to get a living
to by his pen; but whatever he writes no one
cares to read. Jir. r opens a t nop, out no does not get custom enough to pay his rent. It is a sad thing to fail, but there is no recipe which will insure success. There are, however, certain conditions, ,ujon cur compliance with which success or failure may be contingent. A radical mistake in the choice cf a profession generally proves fatal. A man ought to find out what he is fit for before he starts. If he enters upon a vocation that is above his capacity, he is sure to fail. No amount of industry can supply the natural
dafwt. Sjme oeoolo will tell you ttiat if
- - r
will onlv stick to it. no matter what
line of life you have chosen, you are certain to succeed in the end. Many a poor, disappointed, over-worked man will tell you thii is not true. He has done his bast and failed. In every profession there ia a large per
centage of failures, timply because there are
so many who strike higher man tbey can
reach. It may be said that a man can not tell what he is fit for until he has tested his powers. There may be some truth in this,
but in many other cases people can tell be
lore t and w bat wo are fit for. It requires
no great amount of foi esight to predict that
In a town not many miles from Boston, a
A New York Central Railroad ergiceer u vy ,"Z K , , ..;
uo eaw mo bona vi wo ta-unj uvu his back on the floor, and hia wite ttancng over bim, as he thought, with a threatning air. He was about to withdraw, when the
prostrate man shouted, Come along in, Steve; she is only chalking me out a pair cf
pants. A younc physician who had long wor
shipped at a distance, was one day suddenly called to attend her. He found her suffering from no particnlarly dangerous maladay,
will not take a train out on any day that a white cat has run across his path. He has tried it throe or four times and has always
met with accidents. We hear a ere at deal of scientific lectures nowadays. This is the sort of thing we may expect to hear whtn joung ladies return from a pleasant lecture, with dissolving views on prehistoric men and the glacial epoch: The views, too, weren't they lovely? Especially Mont B!a c and the Alps: Tiiough ibe lat ones were perfectly frightful - Tbose men with tbe clubs aod sclpir Well mi b- they didn't have etA'ps They fiihtenea me all tbe rame; And that animal -aasn't It torrid? Tbe what did he-say-wig his-bame? . There have been many definitions of a gentleman, but the prettiest and most pathetic is that given by a young lady; who says: 'A gentleman is a human beirg combining a woman's tenderness with a man's courage." Custer County, Montana, is the largest county in the United States. Its area is 36,000 1 quare miles. It is larger than the States of Vermont, New Hampshire, Massachusetts, Dole ware, and Khode Island, all
combined. A lady wi bed to have her husband's life insured in a Boston office the other day, giving as a reason that she wanted either a husband or some money, "the didn't care which." She never expected both at the ame time. Mrs. Margaret Preston, the Southern authoress, a sitter of Mrs. Stonewall Jack aon, his a large picture upon her parlor walls mide entirely of spider' web, which, at a sjivrt distance, is wholly undistinguishkb!e from a stcei ehgravlhg. When the religions census of Victoria. Australia, was being taken, 11.000 men rogistered themselva as pagans," whilo one, more philosophic, but not more truthful, de
clared that there were only three i'tlcgsin which he had implicit faith, vi., , s., d." Celia Logan says that people on the staqe are men and women with the tame faults and failings and the same good qualities as tboie that gather within the portals of Church, and should be judged by precisely the sama standard, and with as much charitable j idgmeat. One of tt graceful acts cf the wife of the retiring G vernor of New York was to have the Governor's mansion thoroughly
prepared for Ibe new occupant. It ought to persuade Governor Cleveland, old bachelor
as he is, that a eood wife is the grandest ac
quisition a man can secure nere below.
An old writer rays, 'I have seen women so delicate that Iber were afraid to ride, for
few of the toree running awaj; afraid t to sail, for fear the beat might be urset;
afraid t- walk, for fear tbey might fall; but
I have never seen one afraid to be married
which is far more riskful than all the others
put together."
Mi?s Rowe, of Boston, has written a play
for seven girls. The scene opens with the girls talking separately. In the second act they are all talking at once. In the thirl act the talk Is continued and in the fourth act there is a grand climax. A servant comes in with the information that there is a man at the gate, and all rush up stairs to fix up. while the curtain falls to slow music. Philadelphia Newt. The old French binker, Pont, was by 03 means lacking in preaenca of mind, as is indicated by l he following anecdote: Once in a crowded church, he Mt some one brua gainst him and then missed his watch.
KELIG1UCS ISTJELI.IOESCE ASD INCI
DENTS.
but she wanted him to prescribe for her, nevertheless; so tbe doctor took her haLd and said impre'tively: "We-1, I should pre-
tc:ibe I sliould prescribe that you get
married ' Oa, eoodnoss, said the inter estinc invalid; who would marry me, 1
wonder?" "1 would," snapped the doctor,
with all the voracity of a six-foot pickerel
'You?' exclaimed the maiden. Yes." We.I. Doctor, if that is the fearful alternative, vou can co away and let me die in
peace." Cheek.
And Independent and a Republican that is, two politicians went out fishing not
long since, but met with a fisherman s uua
luck. Feeling damp and hungry they
started for home. On their read borne they
passed a farm, where a young girl, who is v . l
supposed to nave Democratic tenaencie?,
was milking a cow. They yelled to her,
Gal. have you got any buttermilk?" "Yes
but we keep it for our own calves," was the unsatisfactory reply gently wafted to their
cars, ice disappointed, nsoermen aid ca prolong the conversation, but kept right on toward homo. Where Democrats have been elected to offica'ii is hardly wcrth while for Independents or Republicans to apply for Buttermilk. Tae Democrats aro golDg to keep it for their own calves. Texas Sift-inss.
Fan for Isaac. Mr. Mose Schaumburg mentioned to her
husband tOat she was going to get up a lit
tle birthday party for Isaac, their youngest
son, but Mose objected strongly, as it would
cost too much murey for cake. etc.
"Bui, remonstrated Mrs. Schau tnburg,
'I have promised dot little poy, Isaac, 1
makes hi some fun on his birwhday."
"Dot vash all right," replied Mose, put
tine his finger to his nose and winking very
slyly at Mrs. Schaumbuag, "I dells you, K-
becca, how we makes dot little poy Isaac
much hsppiness mi tout any expenshes at alL You know dot poy Isaac efery night takes a dose of dot vermifuge dose vorms for. but he likes dot vermifuge not. Now I
dells you vat ve does mit dot poy Isaao to
celebrate his birthday mit. On his birthday
we givei hira dot yermifuze cot, and dea
he vash petter pleashed as if he had a barty
vot cost a tollar and six pits for cakes and
dose udder foomhneH."
The Scriptures aro published in 250 lan
guages or dialects.
Daring the past fifteen years 3 500 Church-
es have been built in this country.
"When once we see the cross." says Rev
Jo?eph Coot, "it is no cross to
COBS."
It is estimated that over $10G,0COOOO,
were givca ior religious ana peaevoieu purposes by the different denominations in this country last year.
A eood story is told of Mr. Tal mage.
While away from home recently he felt ill and called a strange phjsician. Alter a long examination he was advised ''to exer
cise his lungs!"
"Aunt Marjorie" says L the Christian Intelligencer it is very curious that very many Christian women have either a pronounced aversion to or a nervous horror f 'a ladies' prayer meeting." Key. John C. Hill writes to the Evangelist from Guatemala City, where he has gone to labor, in a very hopeful way. The climate is perfect," he says, "the earthquakes gentle and the 'adobe huts' nigh unto palaces,' " At Southampton, England, on a Sunday afternoon, the rain p uring down in torrents, from 3,000 to 4 000 women went to hear Mr. Moody preach. About 1000 men at the same time listened to Canon Wiberforce. "Astronomical Christians" is what the Christian at work calls those people who resolve to turn over a new leaf about the time
the sun enters the winte solstice. "Kelig
ion," it says could not be made a dates and times and seasons."
certain persons whom we know can never
bo artuts, or poets or good public speakers
Oa the other hand, if one has a real genius
for any particular profession, it will mani
feet itself soon enough. If the fire is in him,
it will seen LUze out of itself.
But whatever proles sion we choose, suc
cess is impofsib'e without labor. A fortune is not made witneut toil. Money seems to come very easy to a few favored people,
but the world may not know how bard they
bad to work in the beginning. Newton
said that all to had ever accomplished was the result of industry, but it was his genius
tha. made bim industrious. W ith the im
pulse that lay behind he could not help
working. Tne wind blew, ana tne mu
must turn. A man of good parts may have
just so much be
interest is mainly due to the fact that it was
for many years tbe residence of the eighth
President of the United btatee. "Linden
wald received its name from Martin V an
Buren, the "little magician, whose social tact and hospitality made it a famous report until the day of his death. The house was
not erected by Mr. v an Uuren, as many
suppoie, but by William 1 . van ress, a Judge of the United States District Court
for the southern district of New lork, who
was Aaron Burr's second in the duel with
Hamilton, and whose ancestors, according
to Diednch Knickerbecker, invented the
buck vhoat cake. While Judge Van Ness
lived at Lindenwald, and during an
Buren's residence there, it was tho resort of
many famous men. Among the visitors
were Henry Clay, Thomas li. lienton.
David Wilmot Sila Wright, WT11-
liam L. Marcy, Washington Irving, the
Earl o Carlyle, when traveling incognito
in this country as "lora lorpetn;"
Charles Sumner, Prince John Van Buren,
Frank Blair, and many noted literateurs
and politicians of the day. It was hero that
Irving wrote part ot tae "öketen door and "Knickerbocker's History of New
York." In an autograph letter, in the
writer's possession, written bv Irving to
Jesse Merwin. who tauzht school near Lin
denwald, reference is made to their puat
seal pranks in plundering John Moore's
canoe of perch and pickerel, and setting it
adrift on the lake, to make up for their own
bad luck. Irving s intimacy with Marvin
was formed during his visit to Juice Van
Ness's. It was then the custom tor the
teacher to board around, and as Judge Van
Ness had children at Merwin s school, he
came in turn to board with the Judge. But
Morwin proved snch gocd company that
lone after his term had expired he was per
suaded to make Lndenwaid his borne. In
the spirit of playful humor in which Butler
burlesqued his host, Sir Samuel Luke, in tbe
character of liudibras, Irving caricatured
his schoolmaster friend. Jesse Merwin was
the original c f Ichabod Crane, and his re
mains are buried in the village cemetery,
The house in which Van Buren was born
back. This ia invari-
al . rs a r
aoiy tne case wun rrencn jauie?. wi
know of one dark-eyed beauty from that
fashionable country who had a plaster cast
of her own nguie made by tne ci our
sculptors. All that is necessary in her case
is to put a pair of corsets on her chalky
model and nt the lining. A wire framt
such a3 are used in dry goods stores for dis
playing suits is always tn the sewing room.
and on this her skirts are hung and ail the
overskirts draped.
say tb&t such an
It is not necessary to
nenious woman would
not wear an ill-fitting dress, nor that hvr
wardrobe is not hmittd, as the comparative
ly small expooce cf making enables h rto purchase two dresses where her neighbor
has to be contented with one.
It is the simplest thing in the world to
have a nice skirt, and with an accurate ps.V
tern be careful to get the right length and
belt measure there need be no difficulty in
hanging it. The tantalising little bustles,
however, are most disastrcuo to a straight
skirt, and if tho band do;s not cooio off &'i l
amine pieats come out a dozen or m ra
times the artist ia in luck. Hat it a novica
will save experience the following surges
tiou will be heeded. Cut tho band oxacilv
the size of tho waist masnred on the corset cover, allowing one-bait an inch forth but
ton holo. Stitch it m doublo rows on both
sid3, having previously lined it. Uvo tbe
dress material on the riiht side, as it it oftei.
desirable to wear tne skirt ever eonw bou
V ten tne sRirt and band are redv put n
as many underskirts an.l as much tor:.u
as would oe usually worn with thy suit
Stand before a glass placed cn tho H or and
get some one to pin tbe folds in place, and
afterwards to tho edge of tbe band. It thl
be done the skirt will surely hang straight
It is well to cambrc Jor licinc. as it
does not gtt flimsy at soon ua paper muslin
rut a cnonp eraae oi wicririnc or eerro on
on the bottom, and renew it as soon as it be
oomes at all soiled, ror tbe Bame reason
bind with the goods.
Fafhionablo inodi-tts put silk linirg in
all their waius, others use an elastic vlolh especially for a jersey. But for economy
du'aoility and service, nothing surpluses a
serious cm e, cot tsuns an the curaure pfpwtip of the Extract: our Nasal Syringe, iuvalubbie for dec in catarrhal aSoctlon, U slxoyle anfl nnexpeorlve.
Seres, Ulcers, Wounds, Sprains
nnri Rril!5PC 11 u healing. ceoUrar a ClUU DiuiacS. cle&nsina. Cm our tust-
meiit In connection with the Extract; ll wiU
healing, softening, and in keepug out tie wrr.
Burns and Scalds. fßd
rivaled, aiid sbould be kept in eveTy iatci.?rcaoy lor ute lu t&e of accidents. A drtsint.v of our Oinuctct will aid In fieaücg and pre vent scars.
nflamed or Sere Eyes. uJ?ZuZ
out the fciigntest lear ol harm, quickly al:jtu all mäammatittn and Foreueoa without uu.&.
Earache, Toothache and Facs-
npfcp Wren the Extr&ct w used arvro-." CllsilC. to directions. Its effect Is simjtji wonderful. lilpo blind. EleedlriR, or Itching. It Is IIC3, greatest known retaedy ; ra;4dly-cnik wheu other med id lie have failed. Pofed's JCs tract Medicated l'tjcr for closet use, in mm veutlve as&inst Channg ard Files. Our Oica meutUcf peat Bt-rvicö where the removal ta, cloUii'JS Is inconvenient.
For Broken Breast and Sore
rV?innfrQ The Extract is ocleacly aaAeSaliJl)UO. cacious that mothers U opcp ukM it will ncrcr be without it. tfcr Oirumect Is the tx tt emollient tat cau bo r-cXiC
Female Complaints. StfÜSSÄ
In lor the majority of female d:t-Ae II tbw JLtrnct bo u.ted. Full directions ttcoonipany eact bottlo. CAUTION.
Pnnrl'c PYtrsrt ta lt" imitated. Th ruiiU o bAMftol L'fcui.me has the wt6x
"Fond's Extract" blonn in the plana, .x'l cm.r pict. ire trails mark on turrou:duig buff w rapper. None other lr Eeii;:l:.t'. Aluxi lueAi oa having I'oud's tx:rcl. Take uo other prvyiaation. It is never sold In bulk, or by mexsiira.
Price of Pcnd's Extract, Toilet Artie?
and Specialties.
POND'S EXTKACT Sue, 1 OO ami 81.75.
Toilet Cream. frl OO atarrh Cure "JCJ
Lutrlilce. AO i'iir - XS Lipsalve Z.'. Inhfilor 1 OO Tollet Sonp (3c) ßo al Syrinjr feS Ointment 60, Uedira't! Papr W
lrctred saly by FOSb'S ÜXTKACT CO. r'EW YORK AND IAN1K)S.
For sale by all Druepsts and Fancy Ooods IValera.
Orden lor l worta. CATrtage free, on receipt u
2.2S. Orders for S wH-th, carrlaice Ire. n r-
celpts ol S5, If adareesed Xo Is w est lSUi J&tre,
Kw ork.
was in the southern part ot the village, near- I twilled drilling, and slate is the be?t c A
OT
ly opposite the old Datch Church. A few
years aco it was torn down and a new one
was built on the old site.
Many legends haunt the spot where once
removed
bis lazy fits, but be loses
cau'a of this. Iiis SUCCOS3 in determined DV i stood tbe old Church. Ion? since
bear the e ce gjyes to his work, and tbe degree it was here that Martin Van Baren attend-
in which he concentrates bis faculties upon l ed service when a tow-headed boy, in his
what is bt fore him. homo-spun gray suit and a little broadThe habitual loiterer never brings any- skirted butternut-colored overcoat. Matty's thine to pass. The young men whom you parents were illiterate and poor, but were
soo lounging about wailing for the weather I noted for serviceable, homebred cemmon
to chanee before thev goto work, break
down before they begin get stuck before
they start. Ability end willingness to labor
are the two great conditions of success. It
is useless to work an electrical m-tchmein a vacuum, but the air may be full of electricity, and still vou can draw no spark until
rfi .
sense. 111s father Kept a tavern wnicn con
tained less than a half-dczen rooms for
guests, and a small "choice-stocked" bar.
At an early age the boy was son; to ecuooi, and at 14 was apprenticed to Francis Sil
vest er. the village attorney, with whom ho
remained several years. Kamovintr to New
you turn the machine. The beautiful statue York, he read law with Judge Van Ness
may exibt id iüu artist a uiwu, uu it Lxiaj rhu mut Asruu uurr. xtcturuirg to jviualso be said in a certain sense to exist in tbe I derhook in 1803, he hung out hia shin gl, murh a block that stands before him. but he and rumor ms was toon engaged in a
must bring both his brains and his hands I cause which was rendered memorable, from
to bear upon the marble, and work hard I the fact that little "Matty" was obliged to
and long, in order to produce any practical stand op a table when be made his argu-
result. I ment in court, in order to be seen and
success also depf nds in a good measure I heard. iJTom that day be male rapid rise
uDon the man's promptness and skill to in hia profession. Politics opened a new
seize opportunities, and take advantage ot I field for his energies and set his mind aglow.
the rise of the tide. A great deal of what
we call luck, is nothing moie nor less than
this. It is tbe man who keeps bis eyes open, and his hands out of his pockets, that succeeds. ! missed my chance," exclaims
the disappointed man, when he sees another catch the ball and "go in." If he had been ss alert as tbe other he might not have
missed. But something more than alertnesi
n a.
thing of w needed; we must know how to avail our
selves oi tne emergency.
boen
Tbey d- not Affiliate. TexssSiItlDgs.l
A colored man was busily engaged m
sawing wood for Col. Powis, when the lat-
I. V I . 1. . . V. V . A t. m a-, k w. r
ier ouscrreu tu at iuj uosuiu ui tuo i- wiu the brother, so to speak, was adorned by an
Odd Fellows breast pin.
Do the white Odd Fellows and the colored Odd Fellows in Austin affiliate?" asked
Col Pjwis.
'Don't filyate wufl a cuss, but dey helps
each other out. Well, that's fcive same thing, ain't ' No, sah, hit's nrt de same ding." "What's the dVsk-rence?"
The colored man stopped sawing wood
and made tbe following explaration: ."Lvt Wiek when dat norther was
freezin' do marrow In yer bones, I wen
An open-air mission has lately
formed for Lvarpool, of which the Bishop of Liverpool is Pre.-ident. The Bishop says: "we must not wait to build a fine church. We must send a man who can preach anywhere, in a garret, a coachhoue, an alley or even in the street.'' Voltaire 120 years ago, said that -befbre the beginning oi the nineteenth century Christianity will have aisp?erd om the
earth," In 1880, the date app'
he extermination of Christianity, ICCre
Were 2l,WU W.W X.ngnsu cpeaaiuif ojjiü, and of these 14.000.0CO were Protestants,
5 500,000 KomanuU.
"Within the last year tha women of the Tnited States haVo RlTtn the magnificent
sum of $C00 000 for the spread of the Uos-
rjel in heathen lands. Ot this amount tue
Presbyterians gave nearly j:wiwj tne
Northern Baptis's, $loo uuu; tne vxingrera-
tionalist s, $130 000; the Northern Methodists, $108 000, and the women of the Mathodist Church South, $23,110.
A Virginia preacher, who bought his but
ter from hi brother Paul, sent for a fresh
supply for his Sunday dinner and was in
the midst of his sermon when his negro ser
vant returned and took his seat in tbe
Church. The preacher had eloquently re
lated what Matthew, Mark. Luke and
John bad said in relation to the subject
matter of his text, and he then laid, in
thundering tones: "And what does Paul
sayT' Thenegr, thinking tne question addressed to him replied, ia the hearing of
the whole congregration: .11 arse 1'aul says as how vou can't get any more butter till
you've paid for dat you got lwt weci."
A Chinaman in a town called New-Ben
digo, in Australia, where there Is a large Cninese colony, was asked recently what practical gocd there Lad been accomplished by the missionaries. He answered as fol
lows:: Before no one understood God's
Word. (Jood many work Sunday all same
as week day. Now, no work done on bun da? at New-Bendico by my countrymen
Perhaps chop little wood for house, or wab
mm cioiue' ; du no cu wora.
An elastic temperament, which sever seems to recognize the fact of defeat, or forgets it at once and begins tho work over again, is very likely to insure success. Many a great orator has made a terrible
break-down in his maiden speech. Many a
merchant loses one fortune only to build up
another and larger one. Many an inventor
faih in his first Vfiorts, and u at last reward
ed with a splendid triumph. Some of the
m st popular novelists wrote very poor
It is said that Van Buren got his political
code from Thomas Jefferson and hia tactics from Aaron Burr. His enemies, who called him the ' Kinderhook Fox," were eager to believe that hia private iutor was either Machiavelli or the devil. After leaving the White House, the exPresident retired to Lindenwald, where he spent the remaining years of his life. His hospitality was unbounded, and if there gathered around his table a staid and sober company, Prince John, the greatest of wags, let in a gleam of fun. Henry Clay's visit made a great stir in tbe community, for he was then in the zenith of his tame. It is related by the venerable Henry C. Van Schaack that during Clay's visit at Lindenwald a reception was given him at the village hotel. A young lady made her appearance to bo introduced, but the master of ceremonies, U , Deckman, had
forgotten her name. Mr. C ay happily re
it?'
stuff it t-h:e beinn';. They were learning easad the gentleman from the dilemma by
Ifcelr trade, and could notbO trrwuuj 16
turn out first-class work until their appren
ticeship was over. One great secret of sue cess ii not to be discouraged.
No matter
rjoor. everv one no work on cunaay. ue-
fore, all worship idols. Now, many come
to Church; he no worship idols. When Lee Wah bgan to read, good many had idols it house: thirty more Myself had
one. Now, only ten houses and stores at
Nejr-B mdigo with idols in them. Before
at old township, good many Chibt? steil
laying)
"Mr Beckman, never mind the young lady'a name now; she will change it soon."
An amusing anecdote is told by an old
inhabitant of Thomas U. Benton when the
t r ßtttfst of Mr. Van Baren at one of those PrOfeS- ? . ,;. Llrwlan.
famous wiiiuci jm hiw ava "-'- -
wald was noted in its palmy days. Alter the dessert had been served finger bowls
were brought it. and were viewed with some
suspicion on the part of one or two of the
cniMt. Later uacton aaia to a inenu;
observed Mr. Van Buren immerse tbe tips of his fingers in one of those little glass
(Jet sufficient for the sleeve lining and oar
elbows will bo tardy in coming in sight
As the goods aro double-fold, plcj the pat
tern on it with the upper part lowari thn
end and tbe front to the silvcdje Th
back ceres will come out of the width and
the sido gores may bo taken from tbs rem
nants of tho front. Prick tbe outline of the
pattern on the lining with a knife or som-
saw-edged instrument such as as a common
can opener, which mark a ill be a guide for
the etiching.
if tne lining thus cut be laid on tbe ma
terial, and considered in various positions, it is pof tible to save a whole yard of fbr.c.
This 13 one of tne advantages acounng to a
home dressmaker. It will be found au im
mens e ad van tier o to the fit to lay a sheet of
wadding between the lining and stu'I across
the chest, letting it run around the collar
and arm-holoa. If the chest is very hollow,
increase the thickness.
Get tho right-sized button-hole; do not guess at it. To do this lav the button on a bit of card board and cut'it off one-ci'ht of
an inch loneor cn either ide of the button
Then turn down flat tho piece in front of the
button hole fide and run a thick basting
one-sixtoenth of an ioch from tho edge. L y
the long card on and limit the inner edg
with another baiting. Notch the card to indicate the distar.co between the battens
and begin to cut at the bottom ot tha waist The under 6ide must be left wile enough to lice the holea. Precautions should be takei to keep the curvaturo of the front, as thit helps to shape the breast. You can avoid a pucter by sewing the buttons cn wi'.h horizontal stiches. Not only does a perpend.rular arrangement tighten, but the button will be pulled away from the hole. For the sleeves, measure from shoulder to elbow and from elbow to wrist Lay these dimensions on any sleeve pattern ttiat is available and lengthen or shorten ac.odicgly. The sleeve ia cut in two parts, tbe under side being one or two inches nano r than the outer. In joining, if tha outer gore is longer, pin the tops and wri-t parts m i gather the fullness at the elbow. No cordng is put in the sleeve head. In t ewin it )n the wtust pin it co that the seas will be 'two inches in front of the wa'st seam le-
neath the arm.
37 Court Pl
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T J'.V'-ful, fci T-CUO- iU pro. Cur all foras of PRIVATE oVlHONIC and SEXUAL D1S bpermRtorinon ansa Ixnpc'.enc) li r.e rt.wlt ef Mlf-buJ la yih. t.l t ta n. mrr:i, orc'r cw, wl pnKK-icj rarrrfcfcA l. .i iOt: Nrr(iiaM. 4iiBl mMviuM. (nit la am M Ov arair). Dinuir-.. n biht. Urlrcwe Uwrf flayCor isicn" f (deu, ixxt of Sntaal rawer, mn.it iulpro;-rr or onbTr, lfcroR! 4 V-namv err.ir ;urd. SYPHILIS t aaJam- ' !V!'-"t,i from u mrnvm; GflBOTT-Ml, GLEET, Stricutre. Oreaium. mm, tur Aiw. ... 1 in am uUf frtTt dlncaws quickiy eaiW. ll if K'.f-r Vrxtl tiist a pay shrlaa whs sTclat MvsmVsi to vnf'.r i mi of (llwasn. and treau llmat.'i rts'oiMUK-ud irmou lo my care. Wsa l t " - - tint Ui citr fjr truiTit, tocdKiiKt oa bo mrm MHr Ad i-j anil or fipr aor-sksfa. Cure Guaranteed In all Casta t .1 . T-t a lr n .
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CalbouD. Mr. Calhoun spoke like a college
sor tU monstrating to his class. His position
was stationary, and he used no gesticulation.
Iiis pale and livid countenance maicaieu
the cloister. His voice was silvery and at-
ractive. but very earnest. His eyes indi
cated quick perception. Starting with the
most plavsible premises, be would carry
you irresistably along with more plausible . them dainlilv on his napkin,
1 - - a I MA..14 KA I A1 !A I . jm a a V.
reasoning until you wuum u? fu"'?,."' but I ,ust olled back my CUfli ana 100K ft
Wvia ISnr mnh raätrtiarklr til wafJt lnnlla I - . .
- " " " - . , good plain lpuDiican wasn
roensaoiy neewearv or tua iu ' twh i ,. , . , ... . r:.j..vv . ii .v. j;!...u One day the principal of Kinderhook
fS! " a!Srlr " - ... " Academy called a Linden wald with an au
v . . n i: ..; ;.f a r,.- I tr-orach album which contained Baron
name Mr. IVstT asked the ex President.
stranger should select the one, irrespective
Ui UWallli, v,- . Rnl.u thl
would .elt Mr Who? d .uo L. "MmTÜ
neia to w inrouRo mo" oi ?JUZU " ,"r v' w" w Tk.'.l)Ut t,TAd
this day. (Jolleee l'rore?sors in tne öouin i yw-.. . 7,
men and all fashionable society there lost
no opportunities of manifesting their ad
miration of him. 'Uive you seen Mr.
Calhoun T'' 'D you think of leaving with
out seeing Mr. Calhoun?" vere questions
invariably asked by Southern Uongresemen
of their constituents visiting Washington.
adTantini i
Vf tsprrivue la carte iliaraaes af U HloW. STLia ui
!. Acrrana IKMIU7, Inpoteaci nta Imii, t-aaai ilw, (rpaUiUa rad Aflactlam aix-ciMllr treated aa actcMifi
vii Mit aad Ar rwa-dira. Cull r wnu mm Lam. mi (a
tmet to M anawrrrd By tboae Swlrluf ireataMM f aaaAi. (raraaaaaairwlat fraai RaptaraakaaM aaaa II a at n v'X aad loan ,aM iking la llatir adTaatJsa. Uaaataaiai Jr. aiitrwa, PR. BI TTS, 1 K. Htm Rt, MC 1. Ii, Oa. . UTABIO&IUJ OVtß TUXUT T IXaSa
M LY VKtOK, iNfcUttY. r.ir.. Kf-TOKED tn : 0 tiaya. rir"M If KBIT, Druuein-9s. ORCDXA DUenses lu either sex cend ak Medical lnstitstn.
23 Kim Stre-t, Cu t inuatl. PAT A.FT3S CI' RK nil Or I i'i)itiwn .f'-A.wt-
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wrote bis own name directly under the. Bar
on s.
The ex-rresident in his old age did not
loe his youthful verve and vim, and was
universally respected and loved here.
Though h oouid not uuas. a commanding presence, he had
Ann f ruihniin TM-natirr waa art worked I an Alaatic fiirure and carried himself erect.
up that' Southern visitors, both gentlemen His features were animated when conversand ladies, were as much expected to call ing, and wore a constant smile. When re-
upon hira as upon tbe President. At the 1 latin g an anecdote or reusninic a gu storj time of his death he was gaining a strong bis eyes twinkled with fun. In fair weath-
f.AnthnW amnnrr the eho ara of the iNorW. er It WaS D1S CUStom to vaao a uuiicima uo
who seemed incapable of resisting the se-1 every morning until his final illnws. sitting
ductive reai oting or hi perceptive, com- erect 1m his saaaie ana wearing "u" h prehensive. and analytic mind. Senator under which his snow-whita hair could be John P. Hale, of New Hampshire, once seen. One morning, when riding past Stuy-
came to m j seat and said: "I am going to I yesant Falls, he was naiiea oy a carw-iootea
Riches in np Farming. At the present price?, ten acres in hops
will brine more nionev than five hundred
acres ia any other farming; and, if there ia
a consumer or dealer wno thinks toe price of Hop Bitters high, remember tnat bops are Si 25 ier lb . and tbe quantity acd
quality of bops in nop Bi ters and the price ... " 1 T , ' I- .- r - i
remains me same as lormeny. mm t uuj u--e worthless BtulT or imitations because tbe
price is less.
The ßt. Louis National American asks Why boo Id the Republican party seek to
avoid the question of prohibition?" Because
it ia loaded. Hid you , never near wna. happened to Governor 8t. John, of Kansas,
when be blew into tne wniscy oarrcir
Mr. J. W. Peyton, artisf, 83 New Jersey
streft, Indianapolis, was cared or biliQUonets
and headache by mown 'a iron mttera. The pnpils in a Philadelphia institution for feeble-minded children gave a performance of "Pinafore," acd, it is "aid, "proved equal to the requirements." Take Ayer's Cherry Pectoral to stop your cold, COUgts and bronchial affections before they run into eonsnmption that you can net BtOP-
ESSENCE JAMAICA GlSßOl IS PUF.E, STRONG AND BPJATLE.
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.n inn tea it will also inn a Kroai ti y oi lam-j
work for which there is always a p-ady market.
Bend for circular and terms to tne iwsmwy aatv
liax Maeklos la- 163 I reiaeat et., iwatoa
a week in your own town. Terms ana oa
fillree. Address tLliaiieu uo., nuaA
Maine