Indiana State Sentinel, Volume 30, Number 21, Indianapolis, Marion County, 28 June 1882 — Page 3

THE INDIANA STATE SENTINEL. WEDNESDAY, JUNE 28, 1882,

THE HOKE

LI U otiwbtet that m haT a kern ta that Viae whera MCh on bM ctabuahad hia haarth and ta iui of his poaaaanona and fortnnaa; wheac ha Will Dot depart, II nothing calls him away; wtenoa If bu departed he Mema to be a wanderer, and If be ratsraa be eaaaea to waader. Definition from CItII Lav. Then ate? at homo, my heart, and reai. Tba bird la aafeet In tta neat; O'er ail that flatter their wings and fly A hawk li boveriag in the iky." Longfellow. OUR YOUNG FOLKS. Artle'a Amen. Paul II. Hayne la Hamper's Young Folks. J They were Methodists twain, of the ancient school Who always followed the wholesome rule That whenever the preacher In meeting said Aught that was Rood for the heart or head, Hia hearers should pour their feeling OUt In a loud "Amen" or godly about. Three children had they, all honest boys. Whose youthful sorrows and youthf ulioys They shared, as your loving parents will. While tending them ever through good and ilL One day 'twas a bleak, cold Sabbath morn. When the sky was dark and the eartn forlorn These boys, with a caution not to ream, Were left oy the elder folk at home. Bat scarce had they pone when the wooded frame Was seen by the tall store-pi pe ailame: And out of their reach, high, and higher, Kose the red coils ol the serpent re. With startled sight for a while they gazed. As the pipe grew hot and the wood-work blazed ; Then up, though his heart beat wild with dread, The eldest climbed to a shelf o'erhead. And soon, with a splutter and hb-s ot steam, The Came died out like an angry dream. When the the father and mother came back that day They had gone to a neighboring Church to pray Each looked, but with half-averted eye, On the awful doom which had iust passed by. - And then the father began to praise Iiis boys with a tender and sweet amaze: Why, how did you manage, Tom, to climb And quench the threatening names in time To save your brothers and save yourself?" "Well, father. I mounted the strong oakshelf By help of the table standing nigh. And what, quoth the father, suddenly Turning to Jemmy, the next in ae, Did you to quiet the fiery raKe'' "I brought the uail and the dipper too. And so it was that the water flew All over the names, and quenched them quite.' A mist came over the father's sight, A mist of pride and of righteous joy, As he turned at last to his youngest boy A gleeful urchin scarce three years old. With his dimpling cheeks and his hair of gold Come, Artie. I'm sure you weren't afraid; ."Now tell in what way you tried to aid This fight with the fire." "Too small am I," Artie replied, with a half-drawn sigh. ,,To fetch like Jemmy, and work like Tom; So I just stood l-re for a minute dumb, Because, papa, 1 was frightened some; .But I prayed 'Our Father!' and then, and then . I shouted as loud as I could, 'Amen!' " Some Queer Uses of Birds. Golden Days. Did you ever see a c&ndle made out of a birdT I suppose not, unless you have been : in tho Faroe Islands, and ery few people visit their lovely shores. The inhabitants of tho.se islands live iu a very simple and old-Isbiuned way, and uearly everything they use is a home-made article. Ihcusandä of sea-birds Vaild their nests on the rocks there, and tho young birds arc "as lat as butter." The inlanders take these .young birdä, run vriccs through their bodies until they are soaked w ith grease, light one end of the wick, and there's your homoi made candle. Another Kind of bird is used in Australia as a substitute for confectionery. It is a species of parrot, called loray, which feeds on fruit and grain, and has a place in its throat where all the sweet parts of the things it cats collect and form a kind of ; honey. As soon as an Australian ravage shoots one of these birds, he puts its bill into his mouth, fqueezes its throat, and sucks away , just a3 boys do with oranges. Then he 4 pulls the feathers out and sticks them in his hair and after that he takes the bird home to Mrs. Savage to be cooked. Perhaps, when Mr. S. is in a particularly good humor, he brings a lory or two home to his woolly-headed family without first extracting all the "nice part." In a great many cities of tropical America black vultures (or turkey-buzzards, as they are commonly called in this country) do the most important part of the streetcleanirg. They devour everything they find which would be liable to decay, and so " they keep off pestilences, or at least prevent ' their coming from that cause. It is against the law to molest the buzzards In any way, and, as they march - around the streets or sit at their ease in the sunshine, they seem tobe well aware that they are city omcials,and of quite as much importance as the mayor himself. In China, tame cormorants are used to . supply tho markets and the tables of their owners with fish. Rings are placed on their Decks, loose enough to allow them to breathe, but too tight to admit of their swallowing. Then they are taken to a fish-pond or stream, ! strings are fastened to their legs, and they are allowed to "go a-fishing." They dive and bring up fish, and, while they are struggling violently to swallow what they have captured, tbey are drawn ' to the shore by the string, their prey is takan -away from them, and they are sent into try again. When the baskets are full, the rings are taken off, and the cormorants are allowed to do a little extra work on their own account. If human laborers were treated in this way, there would certainly be trouble, but, -as far as known, these feathered employes have never organized a strike. It is no longer the fashion to use hawks and falcons as bird-killers, but pigeons are 5 made to do duty as letter-carriers, and at the siege of Paris they formed the bast means of communication with the outside world. ' Thirty miles an hour is the usual rate o their speed, and they sometimes travel even faster. The bird's object in making, the Journey is to get back to its young equabs, from which it is taken away before being employed in this way; and, as it is kept in a dark place and without food for eight hours before being let loose, it no doubt conciders the point from which it is sent a good place to get away from as soon as possible. The uses of birds are ''too numerous to mention." The most important of the many good things that they do for us is to keep the worms and insects, that destroy vegetation, from becoming too numerous. It all the birds should suddenly die, meal and flour would soon become very scarce and high, and thousands of people would starve. Boys would find that their fathers couldn't afford to give them much money to spend, and everything would be dearer than it is now. Leaving out fuch robbers as the crows, birds are amon onr beet friends; and children who kill them and rob their nests, "just for fun," do a great deal of harm to themselves and everybody else. Some time ago, an association of "birddefenders" was" formed among American boys and girls, and this honorable society is is one of those which certainly ought to live long and prosper. How to Make A Magic Lantern. Harper's Young People. After the lens has once been procured, which may be purchased from any optician, the price ranging from fifty cents upward, according to the size and quality of the glass, a magic lantern may be constructed

out of a few simple materials by an ingen lous bov.

Procure from a tinman several sheets of tin and a small piece of tin pipe, into which the lens will fit nicely. Then go to work with a soldering-iron and construct a square box, the dimensions of which may be a foot or a foot and a half each way. There must be a round opening on one side into which the pipe holding the lens is fitted, a door at the back to admit a lamp, and a hole in the top for the chimney. A reflector fits in the opposite side to the oor, and can be drawn forward at pleasure; and a space is left to allow the introduction of the slides. f . The room when prepared for exhibiting, must be entirely darkened, and the slides are then slipped in, upside down. The lens brilliantly reflects and magnifies the figure, previously painted on the glais, on to a white sheet suspended from the ceiling. Thu3 any subjects landscapes, figures, or animals become enlarged, according to the distance the lantern i removed from the sheet, and the size and quality of the lens. Now for the slides These require some artistic talent, but not a vast amount. If a youth has a vein of comic talent, it will add to the fun, or he may aaily procure prints from which to copy. Some, however prefer scenery, natural objects, etc., all of .which, if well painted, show well in the magic lantern. First procure the gla3, cut to tho size required, so that it will slip easily into the opening in the lantern; then trace the outline, having the colors ready, which can be purchased of any artists' colorman. Observe that the dry colors must be ground very fine, and mixed with spirits of turpentine, and worked in with mastic varnish. Eepecial care must be taken that enough varnish be used to moisten the color sufficiently, and prevent it3 being limpy while working on the glass; also great judgment is necessary in laying on colors, as they ought to be transparent as possible. In the event of the picture being humorous and a part of it moveable, the latter mu3tbe managed by a long slip of glass affixed to the elido, previously framed round for instance a barber shaving a man. The whole of the painting should be executed onthe slide, except the barber's arm, which must be traced and colored on the narrow slip, and then arranged so as tocomplete the figure. This is easily done, by tho slip fastening into the frame. Then by a quick movement ot the narrow piece of glass, backward and forward, while exhibiting, an appearance of reality is given, and the operation of shaving is successfully performed. . The Household Sunbeam. Children you are household sunbeams; don't forget it, and when mother is tired and weary, or father comes home from his day's work feeling depressed, speak cheerfully to them, and do what you can to help them. Very often you can help them most by Dot doing something; for what you would do, may only make more work for them. Therefore, think before you speak or act, and say to yourself, "will this help mamma?" 'or "will this please papa?5' There is something inside of you that will always answer and tell you how to act. It won't tae a minute, either, to decide, when you do this, and you will bo repaid for waiting bv the earnestness of the smile or the sincerity of the kiss which will then greet you. One thing remember always the effect of what vou do lingers after you are gone. Long after vou have forgotten the smile or cneenui wora wnicn you gave your father or mother, or the little act which you did to make them happy, it is remembered by them, and after you aro aeleep they will talk about it and thank God lcr their littU household sunbeam. Anon. Daniel Webster'a Advice. Other boys may find the advice of Daniel "Wtb-ter to his grandson of value to them selves, lie wrote it about three yeare before his death: "Two or three thin srs I wish now to impress on your mind. First you can not learn without your own efforts. All the teachers in the world can never make a scholar of you, if vou do not apply yoursell with all your might. In the socond place, be of good character and good behavior a boy of strict truth and honor and conscience in all things. Have but one rule, and let that bo always to act right and fear nothing but wrong doing. Finally, Remember your Creator iL tho days of your youth.' You are old enough to know that God hft3 mado you and given you a mind and faculties, and will surely call you to account. Honor and obey your parents, love your sister and brother, be gentle and kind to all, avoid peevishness and fretfulncss, be patient under restraint. Look forward constantly to your approaching manhood, and put off every day, more and more, all that is frivolous and childish." Charming Girls. If you are fortunate in possessing beauty, my dear girls, be thankful for the gift, but do not over-rate it. The girl who expects to win her way by her beauty and to be admired and accepted simply because she id a lady, has the wrong idea. She must secure a lovable character if she wishes to bo loved, and my advice to you is to lay the foundation of a permanent influence. To win and hold admiration you must cultivate the gifts that nature has bestowed upon you. If you have a talent for music, develop it; "learn to play some instrument, for many are charmed more by music than by handsome features. Pursue the same course with regard to painting, drawing and designing, and if you have power to obtain useful knowledge in any direction, do it. I have heard young men in speaking of their young lsyiy acquaintances say: ''Öh, they lok well but they don't know anything." There is no necessity for such a state of things; books aro cheap and accessible. If you have to labor all day in a shop or store, still at odd intervals you can gather up an education and contend with no greater difficulties than did Clay, Filmpre, "Webster and others of the greatest men. If you go through life a flying butterfly, how will you be spoken of by-and-by? I own it is nic9 to eat, drink and be merry, and be courted and flattered by all your friends; but how much better to cultivate character, sense and true womanliness? Education of our girls can begin as soon as they can walk and talk. Nothing makes the little one happier than to be asked to help mimma in some little way. The little feet run eagerly on any errand, and very proud is thp little one at the thought cf doing something useful. I have never yet seen a little girl who would not leave her toys and dolls to help mamma bake or dust, or in any employment.- Nature seems to have put love for these employments in the hearts of our girls, and if we begin early it will not be a difficult task to foster this natural taste. Profound contribution to the literature of finance. "Well," says a voting man issuing from his club, "that last run on black cleans me out. I shall have to call on Shylock to-morrow and borrow." "Shylock I That eld skinflint! "Why he asks 20 per cent, for money." "My dear boy, when you really need money it is always better to do business with a rascal that lends it at 20 per cent, than an honest man who refuses to lend it atC."

KNOTTY PROBLEMS.

All readers are invited to furnish original enigmas, charades, riddles, rebuses and other "knotty problems," addressing all communications relative to this department UE.fi. Chadbourn, Lewiston, Maine. o. 180 -Riddle. It is without conceit that I assert myself to be of vast importance in the affairs of this little globe. Although that puny creature, man, speaks so often of me with con tempt, I am the great controlling power ot the whole world. I creit, I beautify, I destroy. All living things, animate and inanimate, are dependent on me for existence. From tne first breath to the last I am man's protector and friend, but at his death I attack and destroy him. From the tiny germ I build up the plant structure until it becomes the mighty oak or pine; tho tree or the shrub, the cotton plant or the sugar-cane, the rose or the cabbage. All nature owes its'life and beauty to my care. But even as I create, I destroy; no'hing can resist the power of my destruc tive breath; the very rocks ot the earth crumbling to dust beneath it. I am man's potent agent in commerce, besring his great ships across the seas to foreign ports, even though at times I rise and demolish his works as an ox would demolish an egg shell. Yet, though possessing all ' theso potent traits, no man has ever had the pleasure of beholding me. I am everywhere, all at the same instant of time, but 'no one sees me and seldom ever heeds my presence. I go with each copy of the Sentinel this week, as Uncle Sam's agents distribute tho edition from town to town. I am present with you, dear reader, while you read these lines. Do you know me? Can you trace me as I lurk unseen in your room? No. 181 Transpositions. Uyo knith ryou lous your falsey lias Hoste lentis sase oa lube: Ab ! iiaym a crewk si ginrid herte Chiwh couu berüde thiw yus. On ramerin uac verba het morts C'hwhl amy a duseud sire; On mastreust' nuns het gander dhi M k esteem dameni syee. "o. 182. Problem. A house is 40 feet high from tho ground to the eaves and it is required to find the length of a ladder which will reach the eaves, suppose the foot of the ladder can not be placed nearer than .U feet to the house. Clara Ueitkam. ?'o. 183. Decapitations. Behead a cry and leave a bird. Behead a noise and leave a preposl tion. 3. tion. 4. 5. Beheal beauty and leive a generaBehead a story-and leave skillful. Behead a drinking vessol and leave a preposition. Nana. No. 1 H 1 Hidden Word Square. 1. Arthur Ellerton, wero vou ever at the Brewer House? 2. Do you fear I peep Into your letters, H.muy7 3. The pbaeto ready, Flora, and Georgo is waiting. 4. .Lena, we approv of your housekeep ing. Nana. No. 185 Riddle. From pole to pole I may extend; The ball of earth may comprehend; Yet half of anything you see Is just the same as half of me. So. 18C Word Puzzle. "What word is that which will remain whole when some has been taken away? Clara IIeitkam. Prize Offer. A cash prize of five dollars will be award ed for the best original contribution to "Jvnotty Problems" mailed us before January 1,'next. Every article should be writ ten on only one side of the paper, and accompanied by its answer. Competitors may send the ' Knotty Problems" at any time before the date specified, and may enter as many as desired. The competition is open to all. Answers, 164 Parcheesi. 105 1. Ash; 2. Cedar; 3. Elm. lbG 1. Lion; '2. Adder; 3. .Mole. 1C7 1. Bank, ban; 2. Baro. bar; 3. Tier, pie; 4. Stark, star; 5. Start, star; 6. Tine, tin ; 7. fcago. sag. ICS 1. Manassas; 2. Stone River; 3. Antietam; 4. Pea Ridge; 5. Richmond; C. Uniontown. 109- NOBLE ORIEL BIPED LEERE ELDER 1701. Ilenri-etta; 2. Beau-mont; 3. llad-i-son; 4. Ports-mouth; 5. Green-wood.; 6. Me-x-i-co; 7. Ilave-r-ton; 8. Brighton. 171-1. "Would, wood; 2. Lie, lya; 3. Bey, bay; 4. Hale, hail. Buying a Stove, iDetrolt Free Press. I 'It's human natur' the world over," says Bill Matson, the second-hand dealer, Everybody wants what they can't have, or what they are told they can't have, which amounts to the same thing. It I have a damaged article, I always put it back behind the perfect ones, and nine times out of ten it is the first one sold. It's human natur , and 'specially in women 1" "Why do you say women?" queried a reporter. ''Aren't men as often swindled in buying as women are?" Swindled! swindled! My dear boy, who said anything about swindling? People swindle themselves: insist on being swindled. Men generally use their judgment in buying, but a woman rarely does. Set forty rocking chairs out there in a row, mark one of them 'sold and every woman who wants a rocking chair will want that particular one, and won't have any other. Some men are the same way, but most are not. Tou know Mitchell?" "Yes." ''The first time you meet him, ask him about that ar' stove." . "IIow's that?" "Last fall I bought four stoves, all alike. When we come to black 'em, we found a crack in the bottom of one of 'em as wide as your finger. Wo wanted a stove over to the house, so I told the boy to shine it up. put it out of sight, and the first time he had the wagon out to carry it over. I could put piece of sheet iron over the crack, and it would do well enough for us. "Well, that evening Mitch came along, and, says he, 'Ow much for one of them stoves?' "Twelve dollars," says Fred. "Twelve dollars be blowedl' says Mitch. Do yer take me for a Rothschild? I'll give you ten.' " 'All right, says Fred, 'which one will you have?' "Mitch commenced a-lookin' of 'em over, when suddenly he spied the cracked one a-sittin' over there with a piece of old carpet thrown over it. 'What's all that?' says he. "One that Bill is a-goin' to take over to the bouse,' says Fred. " 'Well, that's the one I want,' says Mitch. 'It's cracked says Fred,

"That's too thin,' says Mitch. 'You must take me for a sucker 1 You said I could have my choice for ten dollars. Taere's your money. Send it right up And I'll be hanged if he wasn't so 'fraid that Frei would take up one of the sound ones that he made him go and hitch up the team right then and take that eto?e up to his house that night. 'Bout a week arter that Mitch kindled a fire ia his stove, filled her up with coal, and went to bed. The heat opened up that crack, and 'bout midnight that stove went off with a 'bane!' that made Mitch think judgment had hit him. I took the old stove back and gave him a good one in its place, but Mitch buys the beer, regier evtry

time he goes by here. Jest you say to him, litch, how about that ar stovei and you've got a drink a-enmin', sure!'' WIT AJfD PLEASANTRIES. Man. 'like buckwheat cakes, always feels sweetest when surrounded by 'lapses. A boat can sail on a tsck and not maVe a fuss about it, but when a man sails oa a tack he well, the case is different. A Dutch Judge, on conviction of a cul prit for having lour wives, decided: 'lle hash bunishment plenty; I lifs mit onel" "When Patrick saw the announcement in a shop window, "Great Slaughter in Clothing," he stepped in and inquired for ''wan of thim kilt suits." A lawyer rose for prat er at one of the Talmage revival raeetings recently. He feared the judgment uv and had doubts about asking for a continuance of his case. A wife, having lost her husband, was in consolable for his death. "Leave mo to myself,'' she cried, sobbing, "vou know the ex treme sensibility ot my nerves; a mere nothing upsets them." "Ilave you mistaken tho pew, sir?' blandly said a Sunday Chesterfield to a stranger who had entered it. "I beg pardon,'' answered the intruder, rising to go out, 4I fear I have; I took it for a Chris tian's." A "Western woman named her girl baby after h toted lady and wrote to her about it. The lady sent a thick, heavily-sealed envelope "not to be opened until tho babe's SOih birthday." It was a terrible revenge to take. Philadelphia News. Tue Way AVe Live Sow. -Well, old chappie, what did tho doctor say?' ''Oh said I was to eiv3 up tea, and take plenty of rest, and all that. Meas, too," "But "what did he say about cigars and brandies and sodas in the morning, and all that?" 'Oh didn't mention it. Fact is never asked him I" Punch. "When the "divided hygienic skirt" is adopted by women, the male sex should mike Bomo startling change in their costumewear "united sanitary trousers," for instance. We don't know what "united sanitary trousers" are, but then we are in the same predicament in. regard to the "divided hygienic skirt." Norristown II er aid "We ran across a man the other day who was traveling for pleasure. "But," said we, "you don t seem to be having a very hila nous time, "2io, certainly not; l am not travelling for my own pleasure. I am traveling for the pleasure of my wi'"e." on, so your wile is -with you is ehe r ".No, sir, she is in New York." Laramie Boomrang. An eccentric old gentleman placed in a field on his estate a board with tho follow ing generous offer painted thereon: "I will give this held to any man who is contented." It was not long before he had an applicant. "Well, my man, are you a contented fellow?" "Yes, sir, very." "Then why do you want my field7'' The applicant did not wait to reply. A laugh without words: She had or dered nothing but vegetables and was eat ing them vigorously when a little old lady seated next to her one of those busybodics ever anxious to be pleasant smiled and in terrogatively said: "Vegetarian?" "No," said the other, in quick response, ''Unita rian; Im from Boston are you? One of those grand old Beethoven laughs without words went round the table. AJyoung man seated beside an elderry passenger on the Cincinnati, Hamilton and Dayton train several days ago mada consid erable sport in a quiet way of the hat of a laay near tnem. At last ma elderly ccmDanion replied: ''That laJv is mv wife. sir. and I told her that every fool who saw the hat would make sport of it, but she wouldn't believe me and insisted on wearing it." The young man summered an apoiogy ana retreated to tne imoking-car. The little sister: "Well, my little girl," siid a New Haven gentleman to afriend'i' "preciousest, aren't you going to sing for me?" "No, sir, I'm not a singer." "Now, I thcuzh vou was a singer." "Uh, no. l only sing a little to my dolly.'' "But I'll be your dolly." "Your'e to big. I guess sister Jennio wouldn't mind if you wore hers. She said you was just splendid." Sudden rattling of the dishes in the back room, where Jennie was busy. 2s ew liaven Reguter. A woman critic pays the following trib ute to Emma Abbott: As a singer she can just wallop the hose off of anything that ever wagged a jaw on the boards. From her clear bird-like upper notes 6he wonld counter away down on the bass racket, and then cushion back on a sort of a spiritual tremble, which made every man in the audience imagine every hair on his head was the golden string of a celestian harp, over which angelic fingers were sweeping to the aspirine old tune of "Sally Put the Kettle On." The parson extended the bcx to Bill, and he slowly shook hia head. "Come, "William, give something," said the parson. "Can t do it," said Bill. "Why not? Is not the cause a good one?" asked he. "Yes, good enough; but I am not able to give anything," answered Bill. "Poohl pooh! I know better; you must give me a better reason than that." "Well, I owe too much money; I must bo jurt before 1 am generous, you know ' "But, William, you owe heaven a larger debt than you owe any ore else." "That's true, parson; but heaven ain't pushing me like the rest of my creditor.-." Uld Anecdote. Scientific item: "That man is a phrenologist, Pat," said an east-side citizen to a son of Erin, it reply to an inquiry regarding a long-haired individual who was just closing the door behind him. "A phat?" asked Pat. puzzled. "A phrenologist." "Phat's that?'' "Why, a man that can tell, by feeling of the bumps on your head, what kind of a man you are," explained the obliging citizen. "Bumps on me head, is it?" exclaimed Pat. "Begorra, then, I should think it would give him more of an oidea pbat kind of a women me wife is!" And then tho much-ab:ivd Hibernian changed his pipe to the otter corner of his mouth and walked out. Yonkers Statesman. A storv is narrated of the present bishop of Limerick, which, coming from Lord Emly, must be true. The bishop, who has for some time back been in extremely delicate health, was told some days since by his physician that a trip to Ni;e was positively necessary to sei mm up in neatin; oub no positively declined to entertain the idea of going, and shook his head so determinately that the man of pills and potions thought it only right to express himself in plain terms. "My lord," he said very solemnly, "1 tell you very candidly that your case ia a most

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Sil'IiCIAl, TEN DAY OFFEK TO TUB UEADEUS OF THE INDIANA STATE SENTINEL. I desire the Beethoven Organ Introduced among the readers of this newspaper within thk next ten days, so that all can see and appreciate its wonderful merits and Ftop combination effects. Now, if you will KEM1T MEseventy-five($7.T 00.)dollars, I will ship you this Organ immediately, and send you a receipted bill in full for ninety dollars ($90), which is the retrular and only price at which this Organ ia sold. The price will soon be advanced to S12S.OO, on account of the increase in the price of labor and materials used in its construction. v f jrl desire this instrument introduced without delay, and make this special offer so you may order one now. I look to future sales for my profit, as the Beethoven makes me thousands of friends. I reeard this man

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Address or call upon DANIEL F. BEATTY, Washington, Wew Jersey.

?erious one, an if you, do not iro to Nice you must very soon go to Heaven." 'Oh! well, in tta. case, sail the bishop vtry dismally, will go to 5uce!;' Life. A self-poised, woman: The traicp ascended the front steps and after taking the precaution to read the door plate, rang the bell with a free-and-easy confidence born of provious succeesses. The door wa3 opened by a woman, as the tramp had anticipated. "Is Mr. Crown in?" he asked. The woman took an inventory cf his face and clothing and replied, shurply: "No, 3Ir. Brown isn't in, but Mrs. Biown ia, I've just sent Brown for a cent's worth of jcast; when he comes back he'll have to put out the line and hang out the wash, then I shall send him out with the baby, and after that he will have his sweeping and dusting to do. No, you can't see Brown to day and 'twouldn't make any difference if you could; I attend to business here." The tramp said he gue3sed he'd mis taken the house and Mrs. Brown, as she slammed the door, said sho reckoned ho had Bjeton Transcript. A Sign Which Conquered. IDetroit Free Press. A "Wayne county farmer who is much annoyed by tramps cama to Detroit a while ago and had half a dozen eirns of "Smallpox Beware!" painted to 'post upon his house and grounds. Although he had one on either side of his gate they had not been up two hours when a rover passed between them and knockod on the door and asked for food. ''Didn't you see those sicjng on tho gate?" demanded the farmer. 'Yes'r; bat I can't read." Tho neit one Faid he wa3 nearsighted and thought the signs read "for Bale." The third had had small pox and was willing to nurse the family. The fourth had been vaccinated and was reckless. The fifth had a remedy to sell, and ' the sixth, after getting away ith a cold bite, turned to his benefactor and said: "If you want to" beat the boys knock down them signs and put up one reading: 'help wanted. It never faili to keep 'em jogging straight along." The farmer followed the advice, and htsi' c had a call since. Every Sunday a clergyman of öme denomination goes to the State prison at Carson and treats the prisoners to a sermon. Yee'crday the reverend gentleman who had been taking his turn at the theological wheel accosted an intelligent looking convict in the yard with: "I never see you at ditina fervice?'' 'No," answered the prisoner (in for an unsucceesfnl stock transaction). "No, my work out here in tho yard makes it impossible for me to attend." "Ah, sorry to hear iL "We've just had a very pleasant time services and choirsinging and everything precisely the same as in our church. I he only difference (this quizzically) was in the congregation." ''Yes, returned the convict calmly, ''this congregation has been caught." His reverence gazes far afield and silent ly admires the beauties ot nature. Virginia (Nev.) Chronicle. A Chita's Notion A boat Thunder. It is seldom that any but distant rumbles of thunder are beard in this part of Nevada. The sharp, rattling peals that rent the air yesterday were thertfre something new and astonishing to most cf the youngsters of the city. While some ruhed for their homes with ejes distended and hair flying, others dnrted forth into the open air and began gazing wildly about to see what had "busted." One bright little fellow, who was out on the porch watching the descending hail as it rattled on the fences and bounced upon the ground, when the first heavy crash came, rushel indoors, crying, O, ma, mal Who's a-sbootine?" Ood, my dear," quietlv faid the mother. "What did he do it for?" 'Well, I presume, to show us that ho is abroad in the storm that he is everywhere." "Well well, ' cried tho little fellow, with eyes fairly popping from his head, "I'll bet I'll bet'" "What, my d?ar?" Ill bet he b-isted his gun that timel" Virginia City Eoterpriee. Prejudice Kills. , "Eleven years our dauehtt r suffered on a bed of misery under the care of several of the Le3t(and some of the worst) physicians, who gave her disease various narues, but no relief, and now she is restored to us in good health, by es simple a remedy as Hop Bitters, that we had poohed at for two year?, before using it. We earnestly hope and prav that no one else will let their sick suffer as we did, on account of prejudice against so good a medicine as Hop Bitters." The Tarents. Telegram. Allen's Brain Food positively cures nerv ousness, nervous debility and all weakness of generative organs; $1; six for $5. All druggists. Send for circular to Allen's Phar macy, 315 rirst avenue, new 10. Boia in Indianapolis by drowning ol moan. A ACTS, for the St Spangled Banner for S ml JU Nothing UXe it: 20th yr. 8 pares, illus.Spsf meus FlüK. Address Banner, IXlnadale, N.l

THE FAH0ÜS 27 STOP BEETHOVEN OfiGAIiS. Suitable for the Parlor, Chapel, Lodge, CImrcri or Sabbath SchooL

BKIET DESCKIPTI0X. PRICE Tiornl rit Organ JtfttcK, Jiook und. o x L r $90.00 CASE. Handsome Solid Black Walnut, manufactured so as not to take the dirt or dust. Thoroughly seasoned and kiln dried, so that it will stand the test of any climate, handsome nibbed Varnish finish and polish; carved and ornamented with arabesque designs in pold. fret music desk, pocket, handles and lamp stands. It is built to last, not for show. ACTION .Containing 27 Stop; with a rreat variety of Stop Combinations, enabling the performer to imitate (by following the simple instructions pern i a rrenca norn, tolin, llccolo, baxaphone. Full Orchestra. Cello, Church Pine Onran. and man v other beautiful effects. In addition you have the irgumf uruumry irgan at your command. 27 STOPS as follows : l-Cello, foot tone. 1 Echo, S foot ton. S Melodia. 14 Uulciana, 9 foot ton, 5- CUrabella. l-Clrionet. t foot tone. A Manual ttub-Bam, IS foot 17 Vols Celect. I foot tone. tone. i Violin, t foot tone. 6 Bourdon, IS foot ton. IS Vox Jubilante, S and i 6 Saxarhone. S foot tone. foot tone. 7 Jtol di Uamt. S foot tone S Piccolo, t foot tone. 8 Piapavon, S foot tone. 21 Coupler Harnioniaue. Viola lHlce, 4 foot tone. 22 Orchestral Forte. 10- Grand Expreaaione.S foot 23 irand Orfran Knee Stop, tone. 84 Kipht Knee Stop. 11 French Horn, 8 foot tone. 25 Automatic Vale Stop. M Harp jEolinn. Rijrht Duplex Damper. 1:1 Vox Humana, Tremulant, 7 Left Duplex Damper. With grand and thrilling accessory and combination tjfecta. BELLOWS. Finest Treble Rubber, rprißht pattern, three bellows combined, with four Steel Springs, with Automatic Valve Stop, an ingenious arrangement for preventing an over-supply of air. REEDS. 10 full Setä Heeds. Are of theCelebrated Goklen Tongue (patented.) the tongue of which are secured to the block by dovetailing instead of ordinary rivet, which soon breaks or rattles. The uoiüen l onpue never breaks or wears out, holds its tone perfectly. No tuning is ever required after leaving factory. TO N E.-Superb. Thrillingly Sweet and run. I challenge comparison with any instrument ever manufactured at four times the price. An Organ like the above containing the same variety of music would cost through high-priced organ manufactur of dollars in newspaper I'ncw niau an ordinary POND'S EXTRACT. TOE GREAT VEGETABLE PAIN DESTROYER AND SPECIFIC FOR INFLAMMATION AND HEMORRHAGES. Rheumatism, Neuralgia. tion has cured so many cases of these dlsire.'tinff eomp'.Hints as the Extract. Onr Plaster Is invaluable in these diseases. Lumbago, Tains in the Back or Side, etc Oer Ointment (50 cents), for use when removal of clfUhinn is inconvenient. Is a great help in relieving inflammatory ca.-'es. HnmnrrhanPQ Bleeding from the Lungs, riUlilUI I llaycd. stomach. Nose, or from any cause. Is iieedily controlled and stopped. Our Xaxal Syringes 25 cents) and Iuhaiers (.51) are irreal aids in arresting internal bleeding. ninMhnria !nil Cno Thhair Tse iu uuu uuig i in uau the P.xtract promptly. It Is a sure cure. Delay is dangerous. Prat a rrh Tfce Extract Is the only fpccISc for Udiai I II. this disease. Cold In Head, etc Our "Catarrh Cure," specially prepared to meet serious caes, contains ail tne curative projerties of the Extract: our Nasal Syringe, invaluable for use in catarrhal affections, Is simple and unexpensive. Sores, Ulcers, Wounds, Sprains PnH RrilicPC; It ia healing, cooling and a.'IU UIUIÖCO. cleansing. Cse our Ointment in connection with the Extract ; it will aid h?aling, softening, and in keeping out the air. Burns and Scalds. SSS&Si rivaled, and should be kept in every famüy ready for use in case of accidents. A dressing of our ouitmeut will aid in naaiing ana prevent tears. Inflomorl nr Qnra 17 war It can be iiiiuiiiisu ui uuic kibo. used with out the slightest fear of harm, quickly allaying au mnammanon ana soreness w unout nain. Earache, Toothache and Facennhn When the Extract Is used according auiiG. to lirections, its effect is simply wonderful. pjlpQ Blind. P,leedin$r, or Itching. It Is the l llCO, grreatest known remedy; rapidly curing when other medicines have failed. Fond s Extract Medicated Paper for closet use, Is a preTentive against Chafing and Piles. Our Ointment is of great service -where the removal of clothing is inconvenient. For Broken Breast and Sore ajinnlPQ The Kxtract is so cleanly and effiiiiJJICO, racious that mothers who have once used it will never be without it. Our Ointment U the best emollient that can be apolied. Female Complaints. SSSS In for the majority of female diseases if the Extract be used. Full directions accompany each bottle. CAUTION. Plnrl'c Fvlrort Has been Imitated. The rOHU ö 2.Airalil genuine has the words "Pond's Extract" blown in the glass, and our picture trade-mark on surrounding buff wrapper. None other is genuine. Always insist on having Poud's extract. Take no other preparation. It is never sold in bulk, or by measure. Price of Pond's Extract, Toilet Articles and Specialties. POND'S EXTRACT 50c, 81.00 and 1.75 Toilet Cream. ...SI 00 Catarrh Cure.... 75 Uentririce .. 60 Planter ... 2.1 LipSalve... 25 Inhaler ...... 1 OO Toilet Soap (3c) CO Nasal Syria ge. 25 Ointment. CO Medica'd Paper 25 Prepared only ly POXD'S EXTRACT CO., et:W YORK AND LON'IX. For sale by all Druirgists and Fancy Goods Dealers. Orders for J2 worth, carriage free, on receipt of J2.25. Orders for 15 worth, carriage free, on receipts oi to, it addressed to 14 West 14th Street, New York. SICK UEADACKE. For the relief and cure of the distressing affliction, take Simmons' Liver Regulator. MALARIA. Persons may avoid all attacks by occasionally talcing: a dose of Simmons' Liver Regulator to keep the liver in healthy action. CONSTIPATION Should not be regarded as a trifling ailment. Nature demands the utmost regularity of the bowels. Therefore sist nature by taking Simmons' Liver Regulator; it is so mild and effectual. BILIOUSNESS. One or two tablespoonfuls will relieve all the troubles Incident to a bilious state, such as Nausea. Dizziness. Drowsiness, Distress after Eating, a bitter, bad taste In the mouth. DYSPEPSIA. The Regulator will positively cure this terrible disease. We assert emphatically what we know to Ire true. COLIC. Children suffering with colic soon experience relief when Simmons' Liver Regulator is administered. VaTTake only the GENUINE, which always h on the wrapper the red Z trade mark, and signature of J. H. SELLIN & CO. Sold by all Druggists. Xf. IT. imOCTXZ'S ESSENCE JAMAICA GI1TGEE, IS PURE, STRONG AND RELIABLE. N- K. BQWN, Prop.. 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ers at least $4o0. This combination of Reed Rnanl and Stop Work, bear in mind, in the BEETHOVEN I patented. No other organ maker dare build it, PRICE. The price of thU Organ, which includes a music book, organ bench, choice music. &c. securely packed and delivered on board the cars at Washington, New Jersey, is ONLY fUO.OO, TERMS. The terms are Net Cash. Remittances may be made br liank lraft, l'ost Oflic Money Order. Registered Letter, or Eiprew prepaid, WARRANTED. The BEETHOVEN is warranted for six years. Shipped on one year 'a trial, FACTOR Y.-Corner Railroad Ave. and Beattr St., V ashington. New Jersey. Largest in the world. Kunning day and night to fill ail orders promptly

Co WtUsm it Iflatj Ccncrtn : ?If the Beethoven Organ, after one year's constant tue, does not giro you perfect satisfaction la every particular, and ia in any way not as represented in this advertisement, I hereby bind myself to take it back and refnnd yon your money paid In current funds, with legal interest of New Jersey, (six per cent.) I further agree to pay freight charges on the instrument both ways, the money to berelunded immediately upon receipt cf the instrument at Washington. New Jersey. I farther agree, if requested, to exchange it for any ot&er organ or piano as shown in my catalogue. ery truly yours. HOW TO ORDER Enclosed find money for Beethoven Organ. 1 have read your statement in regard to it in this advertisement, and I order one on condition that it must prove exactly as represented in every particular, or I shall return it at the end of one year's use and demand the return of my money, with interest from the very moment I forward it, at six percent., according to your offer. Be very particular to pire your Xatf.e, Fost Office, Countyt State, Freight Station, and on what Railroad, tffße sure to remit by Bank Vraft, Vot Office Money Order JiegUtered Letter or Express prepaid

advertising. The Organ speaks for itself. Often 20 sales have been traced from the first sold in a new neighborhood. tThis offer is positively good for only ten days from date. FLEASE BEAR THIS IN MIND. This newspaper must be returned to secure this special price. If mailed from your post office within ten days from thlr date, it will be received, not otherwise, or you mav accept bv t-lepraph oc the last day, and remit by mail on that day. I shall 1)SITIYELY refuse all orders under $!fO, unless accompanied with this newspaper, and payment must be mailed within ten days as specified. DATED, WASHINGTON, NEW JERSET, JUNK 14, 1882: N. B As this special offer is limited and will not be repeated, if yon have not all the money in hand, it will pay you to borrow a part from your friends, and thus secure the bsjst organ that can be offered, at a less

organ Dy otner tuaxers is usually soia at. MEDICAL. 37 Court Place, LOUISVILLE, KY. A rif oUiIt rtKited sal lenllr auallfld (hrikua anl tl mvt tuoccMrui, si uis prscu0 ui fror. Cmm all forma of PRIVATE CHRONIC and SEXUAL D1S EASES. , Spermatorrhea and Impotencj u t!,e mult of wlf-abu la ymth, srn.1 iimm la bw tiirr Trmrv or other cium, ana prodociog mnmy o f the fr, lowing effect: Nerotuoe, Scmiul Kkimiosi. (nitfht misH"n hr dreamt), Dimoeu of tight, DefertiTe Meaxtrr. rbfi i!l)w, Pimple on Face, arenioB to Socwtr of lenialea; Confusion of ldeaa, Imi of exual Power, lie.. rFOderioj marniire improf-T or cohappr, aro Uwraghly and prma nnt:r enrrd. SYPHÜjIS po""'' cored and eo tir;r era1i.-t4 from Iba vitem; Gonorrhea. GLEET, Stricture, O'rcÄiu, leraia, (or jtiilurc, i i- .r.d itUter prirate dianuea quickly eurod. It m Mlf-erident that a phy aieiaa wb. pan .pedal atteotloa tt a certain clau of diseaan. and treating tbowanda annaI'.lT. acquire prat akill. Pbrnciaat knointau (aetortra renimeoil prraom to mT care. Wbea it U lnooorenicBt ta riit the city lor treatment, nedk-inrt caa b teat phtalcly and taftly by mail or expreea auyabera. Cnres Gn.avra.ii teed in tail Caatxs undertaken. Couii:ili'.)Ob ptrmnanr r b? Jrttar ffe sd4 Irr1tf4. Charge reaaonabl and correspondence ctrictly (iniifl 1in"li PRIVATE COUNSELOR Of W0 pare, tent to aay addreai, fcurely aeaied, for thirty ( ceota. Should be read be ail. addreu a aboT. Ofiet boar from A. K. U s t. M. Saadaya, 1 to 4 !. '-sum tl J an! -eure the j fj Ha a.lrar.t.i.-. of ' 1AUC exntTi n.- I r-airif.-lfcn. crrnn lvUi.ltv, I tl.- 1,Im1. CL,. ui MnMUür Men-aria Ancctlaka apettMUy trvktrd ca irutibe priivipttr . Lb. ,af? and .ar reiu-df-. II nr writ lur Lit o4 ueo troti. to i anw.rrt bv rhoe deiriit trta:ii-tit br auu (Per. u Bering Sum Hup4arrnald rad their a4dreaa, aad k-ara xiaHkiar to iMriratlfaalar. It t not trM. tldirraa. UK. HI TTK. It X. lh St, fH. LovJ tU ESTAUUIItn OTEK T1I1KTV VKAKS. HARRIS REMEDY C0.,sLffÄ&. -"J ' a Bel rrea'f af rnur.ntm rwiiat htKtUT Ti 1 t'oaaw Mrm aad other. t- -afler I from Nerroo and Physical Dtbtli "IT. Premature LiLautioa ana their asanr ctoone eonoueceea. The Remedy 1 pot p la boie. o. 1 (iaatioc a month), ft, Ka,S (eannrh toeffretaearo, nnleia In at-Tereeae..l ( i . S (larlin Ihne moi.th.). 3. rWot by nail In plain wrappera. Dlrertloa, for laiaf areompaay earfc Rax. Pamphlet deicrf bias Uua due. aad odo of cur scat avaJed oa pthcatMf .n nl. li, .r,rf .-.:. 1 Ayer's Sarsaparilla, FOR PITiIFYIiG THE CLOOD. Thin compound of the vegetable alteratives Sarsaparilla, Dock. StU lineia. and Mandrake V? ash an1 Iron, make. .-voraost effectual cure of? -V wt Lri th. Irtritri I Psu which are very preva. ent and afflicting. 1; purifies the blood, pm gesoutthe lurking humors in the system, that undermine health and settle into troublesome disorders. Eruptions of the skin are the appearance on the surface of humors that should be expelled from the blood. Internal derangements are the determination of the same humors to some internal organ, or organs, whose action they derange, and whose substance they disease and destroy. Ayer's Sarsaparilla expels these humors from the blood. When they are gone the disorders they produoe disappear, such as Ulceration of the Liver, Stomach, Kidneys, Lungs, Eruptions and Eruptive diseases of the Skin, St Anthony's Fire, Rose or Erysipelas. Pimples, Pustule. Blotches, Boils. Tumors, Tetter and Salt Rheum, Scald Head, Ringworm, Ulcers and Sores, Rheumatifm, Neuralgia, Pain in the Bones, Side and Head, Female Weakness, Sterility. Leucorrhaa arising from Internal ulceration and uterine diseases. Dropsy, Dyspepsia, Emaciation and General Debility. With their departure health returns. PREPARED BY DR. J. C. AYER & CO. Lowell Mess, Practical and Analytical Chemists. Sold by all Druggists and D-alcrs in Medicine, THE GREAT ENGLISH REMEDY Never fails to cure Nerv ous Debility, Vital Exhaust ion. Emissions, -eminal Weakness, LOST MAS HOOI), and all the evil effects of youthful follies and excessea. It stops permanently all weaxeniDg, involuntary losses ana drains upon the system. the inevitable result of these evil piactices, which are so destructive to mind and .,. Dooy ana mace me mis erable, often leading to lnsanityaand death. It strengthens the Nerves, Brain, (memory) Blood, Muscles, Digestion and Reproductive Organs. It restores to all the organic functions their former vigor and vitalitv, making life cheerful and enjoyable. Price, $3 a bottle, or four times th quantity for tlO. Sent by express, secure froa observation, to any address, ou rect ipt of price No C. O. D. sent, except on receipt of lias a guar, antee. Letters rnuestir? answers mnst inclose Stamp. INÜLImH KLD1CAL INSTITITE. Tis Olive sU St. Louis. Mo. . i a . , lit. j ti KAY'S SPECIFIC MEDICINE TRADE MARO TRADE MAR. in a positive ana eSectual remedy for ail Nervous Diseases In every stage of life young or old, male or fe male. Such as Strpnirth loai nf BirOalTAaIia.Vliliiy. Defect- ATTER Ikllf Ive Memory, Impaired Brain Power and disea' from which an unnatural waste of life Eprinps.il of which can not fall to undermine the whole; tem. Every organ is weakened, every powi prostrated and many forms of disease are gen 4 -a ted which. If not checked, pave the way toi j early death. It rejuvinate age and relnvigora44, youth. TUB GRAY MEDICINE CO.. BOFFALO.X.Y, Sold In Indlaiiapolli by Ward Bros.

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