Indiana State Sentinel, Volume 29, Number 10, Indianapolis, Marion County, 9 March 1881 — Page 7

THE INDIANA STATE SENTINEL, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 9, 1881.

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The Cow TeaHow to rrodaco Strawberries Ileet Sugar. Assorting Tobacco Kntertalnlnß farm Note on All I'olnta, Kto., Kir. The Farmer r'ereleth All. M lord'rtdea through hi palace Kai, Ml- Uli)' KWCPpS IlllMig ill Stat. 'I tie nae think lotii; on many a thing. And the maiden mue on marrying; The minstrel harprlh iniTTily, Thi sailor ploiißh- the foaming . The huntmitn kill the gooel red rtfer, Anit the oldier wars without a fe-ar; Hut Ull to each whato'er befall The former he must feed them all. Smith harnmerech e-he-ertly the iwonl, 1'rtest preae heth pure and holy word, hiime All worketli embroidery well, i lent Richard tales of love ran tell. The tnp-wife sell her foaming K-er, 1 Hirt isher tihi-tlt In the mere. And courtier rüttle, trnt ami shine, While pages brlnK thellase-on wine; Hut full to each eha'e'or be full. The farmer he must b-ed them all. Man builds his onstles fair and hliflt, vs hatever river runnetu by, eireat cities rise in every land, lirost churches show the builder's hand, treat aretv-, monument- and tower, Fair pulaoes and pleasing Imwrn; ireat worfc i done. Ie't hero ami there, And welt man woike-ih everywhere; But a oi is or n t. w hate e r Is-fall. 'lbe farmer he must feed them nil. Hie Cot' 1'ra. The v"i:e of this !?a. if it-advantages were known, would la great: but as it bos been principally piwa i" tlioSmith.it ionly verv recently that it has toon bYought t4. the attention oi' Northern fanners. Kven in te South it ha-net received the notice lue to a plant so itnortant to agriculture in that section a- it deserves, for it has real I been rlie mean of re'scning some of tlio Southern plantation- from total exhaustion. Tiie s-w ie:. though called a )ea, is proerly a bean. It will crow on -oil that scarcely pro! uro- any thin g. Iut is. however, sensible to the effects of goes! manuring, and re wan Is the farmer for such treatment with leountiful viekl-. It is indigenous to the Middle States ;ind the Smth. preferring a warm -easoirand dry soil. Then are a great many varieties of if. the niest prolific toing the s'rowder; but the hla k-eyed"' i- preferred rr the table. As & renovator f iho soil, next to clover, it ha- no eiuil. Jrowing with u heavy deitse foliage, ploughed unlor just at tire jeriod of blossoniing.it makes a splorvdUl green manure, rotting quickly and p-oduc-ing lasting effects. It can be prn for this pnrjHJse on land that will not produce clover, and that i- a ery itniortant itetu. on inferior land that has had a creep of vow i-oas turned under, if a light sprinkling of lime is added, a venture may safe" v le made with clover the following year. It is planted about the saiiu1 time with corn. It --an lie sown for hay, but rare mu-t bo taken in harvesting it" prosily. If Ilow(sl to get too rii-- the leaves will Tiinil-.lo off after it is stowed away in tin? loft; but if out when in full Llo-som, or just a- the young pod he-gin to form, aid ilton eiiretl like ordinary hay. it will keep well .ull the winter. Cow- eat it with relish, and j tor sheen nothing i- eoual to it they tat it j up clean, being very ton.i oi n ineeeos ; are more nutritious man our ruuiary wime berin. stock preferring it when cooked to com or meal, while calves are raised on JiTV Willie them with ease where it is desirable to wean 1.. tn I . . . . I ! . i 4 I. uti tt-f-il . .t 1 only when dry, but al-o wlien green. leing a favorite dish on Virginia and Carolina tables. There is a. prejudice against it on the art of those not familiarwit- it, on account of the dark color it make- when cooksl; but if the nutritions qualities of the rea were fully known no difficulty would be exierienced in making it a staple article wf food. The cow jea is worthy o-f being introduced to every farmer. Its v-lue a- an article of lood for man and bea-r. the large crops of fodder (or bushy vine) it produces, its adaptation, to the lightest and poorest ' als and it- usefulness as a gneen manurial crop place it far alnive man other plants that are grown to its exclusion. It Iva- no enemies among the insects, and is in that particular free from damage. A neavy rop of it will so completely cover the ground that not even a ray of suit-Line can enter, ami it is often m ces-ary to jess over the vines with a heavy roller in order to get iheni ploughed und-r. Krwui twenty to forty bushels of the peas are usually produced to an acre, and if they have been well matured prey iou- to se-diig tbe-erop of hay will be very large. One of the most important advantains tlw pea vonfe-rs on land i- the shading it gives, some experienced farmer- contending that ly this method it rather improves the 1 than injure? it. A small outlay will enable any one to try the cow iea, and those who have ir.ot grown it should do so. How to l'rotliire StrwwWrrWsit. Nine out of ten persons who cultivate stawberries allow the runners to grow for the purose of getling plants the following year. This is w rong. If plant are desired ihey should le taken from a patch pelectpd for that purpose. It is impossible to get tiFst das- fruit from vines that lme r'vtueed runners, a- the effort at double production (plants and berries) weakens the vine and prevent-it from producing good fruit. To , et nice, large, well-fiavored ftrawlHTries the v ines should be kept free from runners, not even allowing them to get Av.av from ti r.arenr at tb start. This can be done by having a piew of Bt."ve-I pie fixed to a'stiek for a handle, to iwi jor a cutter. Place the pip' over the plant, and pre- upon it- This uts nil the .runner-. When the runners have all been.cut, follow with the hoe and. clear t!e;m away. When the plants blossom all the 4-UjSHims should ls cut off except a few -of the f rward ones on each plant. This lo;;ks tite.detruction, but a trial w ill -show that Much treatment will give larger Werries, of better .tavor, and easier to pick: The crop, thoup'.i lacking in numb'rs, w illvtupens:ite in biiik well as realizing the higiiofct price in tnaioft. As soon as the crop i removed - w-eed tlie plants again, and..pTinks around etttbn", under the leaves, some well-rotted - manure, and in the fall let them be uub'hed. On nemwsing the mulch early in the spring 3io.gip each plant a sprinkling; bat. this time of a mixture of equal parts of eiiperptfApliavQ. sulpliate of potash (dMibleuantity of unleached hard wood ashes nuiy be

l i -. . m . . l - 1 . T) t small fruits, Lut if neglected they ccmou a loss. A Ktrt-ujfir Failure. A B-Jon tegrjiu states that the leetsugar fctory b.-ated at Franklin, Mass.. hag Misicnlel petitions and rushed into a financial ditsa-'te-r to a lare number of farm ers in the i-ii Lr.r. The cl tims agairiKt the J concern atuouutoi to '.'i,w(, of which $1 1,Ji". wa clue to iLe (irnier for beets. Inring thirty dy a tons cf beets were dc-liverc-d. at a vt cf t'JO.VvJ. The product wa-'J3.3 tons c.f sav-r and W) hogshcac'a t,l irup. A portion c.f tkis sold (or fcl.OOO and the balance then on hand wa estimated in value at from 5 IT. O to $10,iioo. The cost wa t-f i ma ted at J,0)," kit was s ctnally $!.', SOi. ' This enterprise has received much ujteniion in Massachusetts during the past two years. It was owned and managed by a Joi-n ötock Conipanr, which represented that tLe cost of buildings and machinery was Hftall, the profits of making sugar and mohvse large, and complete success certain. The machinery, . which was imported from fiermany, cost -five times a much tu were expected, and the cost of many other tiings were in proportion. The sugar and molasses made wcro of good qiality, butcoabl not be oM for enough to ray the coat of material and manufacture. Iho enterprise looked well on tho prosic-

suoxuwKii. guano anu piaster pF "''' Uhen left expWl to a drv atmospheFe, totn;Y.? moisture, ht is' in,-

tus of the Company, but made a poor showing on the b tlance-sdieet. Kveryone connected with the concern except the otneers were losers. It is likely that the machinery will bo di.-po-ed of at n forced sale, and the building devoted to other purinist-.s. The failure of this concern in Massachusetts and the previous failures of imilar ones in other parts of the country do not conclusively show that beet -ugar can not bo made with oinc profit in this country, though they furnish trong evidence that such is the case. They have nil been owned and managed by Joint Stock Companies, and the history of most ?uch Companies show that they are badly managed. Asa rulefome one receives a commission tor soiling stock, concerning the worth of which he is likely to make false

representations. The offices of the generally managed by the directors, whether Company are relative oi they are cometent to fill the places they occupy or not. J.xtenaive building- are erected and costly machinery purchaa-od and set up in loealit9 .whore, it i- afterward a-certaiiied, a good quality of sugar beets can not be produced. In the case of the Illinois factory, there was no suitable supply of water, while the soil in the vicinity wa.s jioorly adapted to the production of beets. A por qnality of beets is likely to be raised by farmers who have had no instruetion or exjeritnce in the business. In F ranco, ttermany and IIu--ia the individual', firms -r Companies owning factories generally raise their own beets and produce mncrior roots. Skilled workmen have not j been employed to conduct operations. As a rule, the Superintendent i- the only jktsou about the establishment w ho understands t:ie bu-inoss, and hi- time is too much occupied to give much attention to the details of manufacturing. 1'crsons thinking of starting new enterprise of this kind would do well to study the causes of the failure- of other establishment. We generally hear only the story of those concerns that have succeeded, and they are located in a distant quarter of the world, where the soil, climate and labor systems are all very ditl'erent from mirs.aud vyhere there i, beside, a market for the iefue products of the factories. . ort lug Toharro. A New York corresjndent of the Country Gentleman writes: "A-this is the seavm when tobacco-growers usually prepare their crop- for market, a few hint, on the subject may be accepted. The work of assorting tobacco fortunately comes at a time in the year y hen the farmer is not overrun w ith farm work. The frozen. siiow-IkjuiuI tieldand the piercing, frosty air makes out-door work impracticable. Hut the tobacco-a--sortitigrooiu well protected from the cold, and provided with a good stove, affords a comfortable place for work, and the tobacco-grower has no excuse for being carelesj in the handlingof his crop. In the majority of cases, it will nay grow ers to exorcise the greatest pains in assorting their tobacco, so that it may le done in the best possible manner. If it does not pay the hrst year, it will in the long run, foragol reputation among buyers is a good thin for a tobacco-grower to have. ur best growers assort their crops into at least four qualities, namely, 'double A, Single A.' binders, and "'liHers.' Sometimes, when requested by the buyer of a crop, more qualities are made by si.ing the leave-f the wrappers, and placing the leaves oi equal lengths in separate hand-.' hen this is done, tnev are termed 'long A A.' or 'short A A.'tt -f l l l l .. lotmeco should be in good condition as I regard- moisture lefore it is assorted. If it i is too dry, the work can not lie done projerly, and besides, the loaves will leoonie more or less mutilated while being handled. Artificial moistening is rarely necessary if the tobaoi-o is in good condition when it is taken from the oles. When it is nece-sary to moisten tobacco artificially, It should be done with extreme caution, lest the tobacco le injured by the process. The water should be sprayed on carefully and evenly over the leaves with a line broom or "blow pijrf-,' in sutiieient ouantities (which requires gocal judgment on the part of the grower to determine) to bring it to the required condition. A very common mistake made in assorting tobacco is in assorting too closely, or making too many of the higher grades, Nothing i- trained bv this. n the oontrare, it is usually letter for the grower, and more satisfactory to the buyer, that each quality le made good. Some growers aim to mike as many wrappers as possible, hoping thereby to raise the standard of their crop, and hence- place many leaves among wrapj pers that properly telong with the binders. such assort ing reflect.- discredit on the grower, and should be avoide d. The tobacco is handled over, and each leaf put in its respective quality and tied in hands' or 'hank-;' that is. from fourteen to eighteen leaves, and placed together, with the butts perfec tly even, and a leaf wrapped alsiul the butt to keep them in shape. It is important that this thing be done correctly; that is, theliands should be made small and even in size, and they should be neatly tied with a leaf suitable for -the purpose. It is our custom to place fourteen leaves in a hand of the first quality, or 'double A;' sixteen in the 'single A;' eighteen in the binders, and about twenty in the fillers. Tobacco put up in this systematic way indicates ainstaking andtareful handling on the part of the grower, which has its effect uin the buyer. It should be the aim of every tobacco-grower to manipulate his tobacco in the manner which w ill best please the purchaser of the crop. Ith Uns end in view, let the assorting he ' done in a neat and workman-like! manner. When the tobacco has been assorted and plaeed in neat, well-proportioned hands, it should We 'ranked out in a drv place, each quality by itself. In order to do this work neatly and rapidly. It is lest to place guideboards the proper distance apcrt, to w hich the butts of the hands are placed. In rankin?, the hands should be placed tquarelv and evenly in the rank, in layers, pressed firmly dov;ji by the knee of the workman. When a rank la completed, the guide-boards should be removed, and the butts left exposed to the air to dry or cure. The top of the rank should be weighted down somewhat, and securely covered, to prevent the toba.-c-o from dryinsr. Care .-houM be exercised in raking to keep the leaves straight Sometimes tin butts of the leaves are xo thoroughly cured as to make the. raking unnecessary. When this is the ras, the tolacco may be jacked into cases immediately after it is assorted. An important ioint in handlinc a efoD of tniiacco, is in kwping it front drying out. porCtnt that all tiie dampness which it takes upr vtous to fen it is taken from' the polet is retained. To this end let the tobacco be kept carefuHy covered at all times. rJorne Jkind of a veösel should be kept on the stove In the assortier room, while the tcbacco i being hand ie-i. which will helu to keep tke air damp, and thus prevent the tobacco ftoin drying. Farm ' Votes. The amy worm has hcen known in sonn try suice 1,-13. Maine raises nearly 7X0,000 bushels of potatoes per annum. Tlie hay crop of New York is worth over fjO,V).OoO per annum. Ort gallon of white paint should cover forty-'iur square j-ards ol surface. All animals without exception ruminate which have horn and cloven feet. The gelatine prevails in young animals, and Letico their chines are quite ilifble. Connecticut tobaccct lands give an average annual yield of 1,400 pdfinds to the acre. Ordinary engines burn about ten pounds of coal er hour for eatlf rated one-horse power acquired. Milk cools more rapidly in metal pans than In porcelain; but iron pan rust. Zinc la acted upon by sugar of milk and lactic

acid. Copper produces verdigris. Tin costs too much, and so tin plate is the safest and least ex pensive. No man ran afford to have bis milch cows driven by a dog unless the dog knows as much as his owner should know. The dairy cow Is a work of art. and so Is the beef animal ; both are the productions of man to suit his needs and convenience. The average yield of Indian corn eracre throughout the 1" rilled States is . bushel, of an average value per biuhel of T.'J cent-. 1 Nine-tenths of the lived capital of all the eivilred people in the world is embarked iu agriculture, which employs Joo.Ooo.ux) of men. There are I1.0u0,0uo square inches to an acre; In a bushel of timothy seed there are lO.oun.ouo needs, or nearly seven seeds to a square inch. The raising of sheep Is of the greatest benefit to the land, because wherever they feed new and sweet grasses grow and nourish, and the weeds are destroyed. Farmers should raise turn!js and feed them to sheep. Too close inbreeding produces barrenness, and the very opposite ha the same effect. The other extreme is known asviolent crossing. The most violent cross Is that lietween unlike sjH'cies, as between the horse and the as, the product of which is a barren mule. It is well settled that nitrogen, phosphoric acid, otah, sulphuric acid, lime and magnesia are the only ingredients of plant-food which need to lie supplied in fertilizers; ami all other ingredients of plant-food are supplied by the soil in quantities sufficient for the production of the heaviest crops. It is said that a boric which can walk live miles an hour is worth more than either Maud S. or St. Julien, and would probably walk to San Francisco, before either of those two Iioisim could trot there. The horse should lie trained to walk. A good walker will travel more miles in a day than a fast trotter. A Watertown, N. Y., farmer says that a cubic foot of his ensilage weighs from fortysix to forty-seven oiitids, and it takes about six and a half fns to feed one cow through the winter, lleal-o states that he has fed fifty-live pounds of ensilage, live pounds of middlings and one-half pound of cotton seed meal jht day to his cows. The butter made

was hue, and sold at high prices. An extensive apple-grower cultivates his orchards six or eight years after planting, and fertilizes with bone-dust and woodashes. Afterward the soil is sown to grass, and annually enriched with a good stable manure as a top-dressing ur mulch. The trees are pruned lato in the autumn or earlv winter, and in the spring the bodies of the trees are washed w ith a strong lye. A oorresiMindent of the Farmer and Fruit grower recommends the use of common salt ns a cure for "red rust," the deadly scourge of our native blackberries and black ratberries. This so-called "rust"' is one of the higher forms of parasitic fungi, and not gen erally observable on the growing plants until it shows it- bright, orange red fruiting heads in the form of large red scales on the under side of the leave in Juno and July. In feeding animals, a- in other things, time i-a most essential c lement of sficcev. Nature has moilt clearly tainted out to us the road to success in cattle feeding. It is found in this law: that the young animal takes the least amount of f.vsf to pro .luce a lound of growth, and that, all other things being equal, each succeeding -und of growth or live weight up to the maturity of the animal c-osts more than the preceding Iound. H 'oncerning frozen potatoes, an Knglisli authority writes: "e know of no plan equal to burying them in the ground. Dig a trench, spread the jotatoes a- thinly ns jsissible, and cover them with the soil, which should be mixed with the tuber-; if this docs not remove the frost and leave the tubers sound nothing will that we are acquainted with. Potatoes that are left in the ground all the winter are usually sound in the spring, though, on account of their nearness to the surface, it is almost or quite certain that they had leen frozen. We have often observed a jiotato that has been partly imbedded in the soil froen above where exlosed, and sound below where imbedded, yet the frost must have penetrated the'soil below the potato." r.tRMKK JOHN. Ills Kx.M-rienre With the (rult".W'unn-A l-'aet Founded on Ftrliun. Away back in the good old days we read about things even less scientific, if not more practical, than in these enlightened times A man wa-then allowed to feel perfectly well and do an immense amount of work without a permit from the lkmrd of Health; the active procrties of plants had not learned to demand a fellow's diploma before easing his frriping pains; and the esculent roots, as yvell as the cereals had no more refinement than to grow for men who never saw Purdue I'niversiiy. A fanner could own a patch of ground, and raise truck, without a diploma, before the educated plants gut "up to snuff,"' and Farmer John was planting corn and "taters" on bis stumpy land. iy and ny, he saw the young weeds popping up their little verdant heads all over his corn-Held, and rememlerel the good old saw "Plow deep, while sl-.ggn.rds sleep;" but the com could not le found. He felt confident the seed was of good quality, and commenced exhuming some of it to learn what could be the trouble. Sure enough, the "tarnel grub" wa- doing ull the mis-hief. He called out the boys, and set them to re-planting; but the weeds had got the ''bulge" on them, and his harvest turned out to be nothing but frostr ed nubbins. Hcfore spriinj his cowa w-re dying with the hollow-horn, his pig with hollow stomach, and his horses became so lijrht that a little jacrot" wood pulled them the wrong way. "I'arn the grubs," said Farmer John, and he swapped his little place for a truck-patch in the suburb.-. Kitber bis grandfather had worked for a fiertnan, or a Dutchman had worked for nis father, we can not now remember which, but Farmer John had in some way been infected with the Teutonic inchant for big round head.- and barrels full of fauer krout. He "went in on" cabbages rind set the whole lot with fine largo plant.-: but , they soon began to wilt down ami turn black; and to Iiis great dismay, the "tarital grubs" were found here as thick K ever. "Try. try, again!" exclaimed the indefatigable 'Farmer John, and these pestiferous "grubs"' had a good lime eating thepweet young cabbage plants as fast as thelioys could re-set them, lint there was simethiiig wrong with the almanac that year, for hallowe'en arr'ved aliout a month too hoc 11 or Farmer John's krout barrels. Anyway, nobody could accuse him oi having the "big head." and that was some viio)ation for being afflicted with' the devastating "grub." Hut be was a shifty fellow, and determined to escape from the "grub"' coutaco ination. The next year he turned l-.is trHck patch into a brick yird, and united hi future destiny with the eity folks, thinking, foolish fellow, that none but farmers ami gardeners were cursed with "grubs." K sought fixed necurities. and soon had hi li tailed wealth towed away among dry iNtpers. Now, Farwer John began to feel elated in his new q&urters and imaginary security; but he Lad not yet made the acquaintance of the whole family of pestiferous "grabs." They had only leen found in the heart of hL- young planfcs and the heads of his cabbages; but now, ohcJ a nasty, great big "grub" is tryin to get lato the head of the city, an! among hi valuable pajiers! "To the devil with your 'grub.-" ays Farmer John, "I'd rather live among the grasshopperi of K ansa than be robbed by these thieving vermin 1"

TAHLK GOSSIP.

HaiiKherSlGl'-nnet t n that hook just over there, llantt a bit of c rape upon It, Mister's climbed the golden ruir. IIow I It bantu pened I can't tell you. she wa a idlnn down the Dili ".' I - - ,., ' tio and net Hie undertaker Tell him dad ll foot the bill. An olf hand remark I a-s. A broken bank the snow bank. Fool alone are Injured by education. Tho best dressing for turkeys feathers. Filiform excellence well-drilled troops. The best kind of liver pad buckwheat cakes. One repeater in the recent Philadelphia charte r elec tion voted twenty-four times for If playing-cards should go out. many a young man's efforts at obtaining an education will have become utterly wasted. The foreign Counts who favor this country with their socletv have diplomacy enough to stand the landlords off for their board. It must haveletn just this kind of a winter when the prodigal son returned, and the old man "inn and fell tijion his knees." There is nothing marvelous about curing by laying on hands. Hands laid on smartly and vigorously have cured many small boyol badness. Nature abhors a vacuum. That is the reason there are so many fools in the world. Iame Nature was bound to fill up with something. Hugh ltoss convinced a Jury at Corunna, Mich., that he had lost hi- wife's atfection through false representation by her father, and got $l,.oo. A gravestone in a Woonsocket cemetery Wars, besides the ordinary inscription, the words, "This stone i- not paid for," cut in by the irate maker. You can't judge a man by appearances any more than you can sland before a looking glass with yo,,r eyes shut and tell how you look w hen asleep. A great many of us sre like the ingenious boy w hose proud mother said he had just made a fiddle out of his bead anil had wood enough left to make another. A party of FnglMmien are to make a tour of this country next summer 011 bicycles. We give timely notice, in order that the shot-guns may be in isrfeet order. Commenting on I r. Cordon Holmes' advice to singers to wear llaimel, a contcnijM ran- urges that in many cases the best place for it would le over the mouth and carefully doubled. Chaplain Allen of the Maine Legislature prayed as follows while a total abstinence measure wa-under consideration: "O !rd, we thank Thee that hardly a dog, so to speak, is against the onward march of this glorious cause." Some Springfield boys formed a secret society for the remoyal of metal knob from front doors. All the ornamented brass knobs wore rni-sed from the Court llou-e and found in a junkman'. shop. This led to the dissolution of tlie society. A young fellow once offered to kiss a Quakeress. "Friend." quoth she. "thee must not do it." "Oh, but by Jove, 1 must." said the youth. "Well, friend, as thee bast sworn, thee may do it, but thee must not make a practice of it." Sara ISernhardt appeared at Mobile in a small, dilapidated hall, on a stage devoid of scenery. It was here that she became ill in the midst of the jerformanoe, and was compelled to retire. Perhaps tho primitive .surroundings atlected her sensitive nature. "'Tis said that absence conquers love," quoted a husband in writing home to his wife, from whom lie kid been some time awav; "I boiie, dear, it won't le so in vour ca-e." "Oh, no," she replied in her next letter, ''the longer you stay away the U tter 1 like you. A foreigner in ew lork this season says that the revelation 01 feminine charms at balls a nI parties seem to keep pace with years. The blooming debutante is, ordi narily, fairly well covered, while the sprightly sexegenarian seems utterly re gardless of c old. "O Kdwaril." said a fond young wife, as she leaned on her Jiuband's manly shoulder and toyed with his auburn tresses, "let us be buried in one 'gr-ive." "Yes, dearest replied the dealer in stocks, "shall I tell the undertaker to "ome up and measure us now or wait until to-morrow r At a Land league meeting in Ireland the other day an impassioned speaker was thus declaiming: "Our Creator gave the land to man for hi own. He gave it hrst to Adam " "Arrah, be asy about Adam." interrupted a voice from the crowd. "Adam was evicted widout compensashin.'' A New Orleans man lately cabled to a friend in Cuba: "Send me one or two monkeys." The reply came back: "ShipjK'd you seventy-live; w ill send the rest as eoon as can be found." The telegram had gone: "Svnd nit' 102 monkeys." The balance of twenty-seven have been countermanded. IJarker went into a hat store a few days ago. "What do you ask for those hats by the dozen?"' he inquired of the merchant. The price was given, and satisfied therewith ltarker exclaimed, "All right, I'll take u twelfth of a dozen." The hat man. "tumbled." and liarker wears a hat bought at wholesale rate-. There is nothing like being accurate in one's statements. After a poor fellow had been run over and killed by a locomotive a very bad motivefor going outof the world, by the way a japer announcing the fact said that the man was very unlucky, for he had met with a very similar accident only a few months before. An Illinois man was arrested and lined $25 for disturbing a debating flab. The Court held that the question: "Which ran you hurt yourself most with, a hornet or a "wasp?" should have been decided by debate. and not by bis letting a lot of Sjeeimens 01 each kind of insect, loose in the hall, so people could comjarp the two and judge. An old man rapidly acquired $."AOX) worth f properly at Mcfiregor. Ja. Feeling that he would soon die, be wrote letters to his relative iu the Last, soliciting aid to carry him through a hard winter. The only response wa- from a niece, who sent him $00 out of her earnings a. a school teacher, and to her he has left the entire c täte. Galveston' News: "You look so happy that I npose yon have lecn to the dentist and had that aching tooth pulledf ' said a (ialveston man to a friend with a swollen jaw. "It ain't that that makes me look happy. The tooth aches worse than ever, but Tdon't feel it." "Hoyv Is that?" "Well, 1 feel io jolly because I have jnst been to the dentist and he was out," and the happy man cut a pigeon-wing on the sidewalk. Tyt?3 are terrib demoralizing things sometime-. How enraging it must be for a ptier, one who has been intla ted with the divine ether, to write a poem on "Tho Angel's Whisper," and have it apear as, "The Anjzel's Whisker!" A refined lady al-o reix'Mts the story of her martyrdom in these t?ael words: When 1 talked of the dew drops on freshly blown roes. It came out next moruing as "freshly Mown noses." Ninety years old! Mr Cooper has lived through three American generations. Ho can remember when Fulton street was a cow pasture. A Londoner in order to rt member such a thing of his own city would have to live mre than a thousand years. . We live bo fast In lliis country that a century is very like an eternity. A boy get out of his swaddling clothes and becomes a grocer's clerk. At twenty he has visited every cuge In the social menagerie and begins to be blase. At thirty he is either President of a Bank or in Congress, or Jin the l'enitentl&ry. At forty be lias the symptoms of apoplexv and becomes wbite haired. At fifty be in-

dulges in the luxury of a f.rst-class funeral, and two column of a newpaperare required to tell all he has done. It must certainly be admitted that we are not a sleepy or phlegmatic Nation. In ls7l Vermont planted .V1,;00 acres to Indian corn, raising L'.lW.'JOO bushels, or at the rate of thirty-six bushels to the acre. Total value, $l,bs7.4lS, at the rate of seventy-three cents imr bushel. The champion lee-keeper lives very appropriately in P.ec ton, Ca!., and bears the not unfamiliar name of Jones. . In the year WS', from .'loo colonies of boe-s he obtained "fi.OOi) iMitindsof the honey, and in ls.sO, froni I'M colonies he xihtained Li), Out jounds, worth f.',oon. and the latter was a bad year for honey I luring the latter year he obtained kio new colonies from the -loo, und commences lss'i with l.Ooo colonies of bees, valued at fT.ooo, iudei- ndent of the cost of the hives. Mr. Jones says he will clear at least $10.000 this year, unless some unforeseen accident occur-. The New York New- tells a story alut "(."alamity" I.apham, a man who'livesin Otttimwa, la. He msjuired his unhappy soubriquet from the" numerous accident-of which lie ha- besvn the victim. He wa shot adoen or more limes during the war, was run over by a cai-son and went to the Kttoiu of the Mis-issippi K'm-r with a transport, stink at the siege of Vicksburg. Since the war lie ha- had the c holera, small-pox, yellow fever; been hifte-n by u snake, struck by lightning and had throe ribs broken by a falling wall during an earthquake in one of the South American States. A few days ago his left band was cut oil in an Ottumwa mill. It i- re lated that Havy Cr.xle-tt won such a reputation as a coon-hunter that w u n he appe-ared in the woods the coon would inquire: "Is that you, Mr. Crockett, withyour bag'."' anil whe'ii answered in tho affirmative would come right down and surrender. So it is with the swindlers. In the office of

a sw indling concern, recently seized in .sew 1 ork. were lound lO.ooo letters from cions who had answered the mo-t transparent advertisement-. Thisanparent multiplicity of fools 11 lakes the 15oston Advertiser mad, for it exclaims: "Wen an unknown person to advertise' from a . backwoods settlement from Township No. 'Jo, Hange 8, W. L, 1-. K. .Maine? that lie could supply smuggl l g)hl watches for a dollar and a half each, be would not lack for funds and orders from California to Florida. If the seniler- stopied to think how anv man could possibly keeq such a promise, they would probably give themselves the answer tho Dutchman made to a similar eiuetion: "liee-auso 1 se'iis so many." I'OREKJX SEWS. MtlTII AFK1CA. Ai e oCXT ROM AX I:K-WITNKSS er THF. m jrr.x 11 1 Li. iii.ht. Ni vc YoiiK, Mnn h 2. A esirrestmndunt, talna prisoner. relHed mid furnished a pat- by the ltoers buck toi'Hinp. m-nds to loudnti the follow ing account o: the disaster to the i:ruii-Ii armies at spitkop: "ri:ori:iT Hu I., Monday C, "JS p. in. "I returned to camp at X Sunday nicht, after escaping almost by a miracle from thi; fate which ha beiftlJen a rcitt tmrtion ol the force w hich left camp. Tlie strength of the column last night was "iUO men. all told. etoiii5in2 to the Filtreighth, sixtieth and Ninty-sesxjnd Kfciuicnt and the naval brigade. J he idght was lark and the march aeretss tho unknown eountry toilsome in the extreme. We lirst made o.ir way over com paratively level ground to the foot of the main raiure of hills, but there oiirdittlotiltiea began. Id many eases the ascent wa- absolutely precipitous, und whenev er there wns a footing lor the toons. huge tmiiliiers and loose stones rolled down when touched. The troop- carried arms, eighty rounds eif ammunition, water bottles and thre davV pro vision-, making the prngrecs dreadful. biivlicht s breaking when we approached the hill, which was the object of ih; expedition. Purling at 10 o'clock, we were six hours inao eoinplivhtm; what, a- th? e-row ttics. is a little over four miles to tho summit of ihn eminence, from which we looked down upon a long line of lloer enlrenchmtfil. stretching from a a.int im-modiate-ly below 11 to buflalo r.iver. s,faronr sues-ess was complete, e ur etceupaiton ef the hill rendered the Boer position absolutely untenable, n we look their whole Intreiichtncnts in tho reverse of our own e-amp. Although milesaay, it looked quite close, for wo wens at an elevation of i,'W fee. alove it. The enemies' principal laager whs alxiut 2.WW yards away. Thenosition secured wa- undoubtedly one of . Immense natural strength. cn the summit was a pUte.au, so that ad the troops not actually engaged in repelling the assault- could lie down perfectly secure from the lire bcli.ew. 1'oruii hour the greater part of the iroops rested: a portion, however helping the sailor-, who had not so far been able to get the Gatiing gun up the hill. At sunrise the Boers were to Im seen moving in tneir lines, but it was pot until nearly an hour Inter that a mounted partv were seen strolling oeit toward the hill, upon which they evidently intended to take a stand. As they approached, our oiitlj-inK piekets lired upon ihem, and our presence wa- for the first tinieelis'ovred. The sound of our guns was heard at the Hutch laager, sud the whole scone hanged us if by magic, in place of a few muttered figure-, there apieared on the scene swarms of men rushing hither and thither. Sine rushed to their horses and others to the wnuoris, and work in yoking oxen and preparing for Instant retreat bejra.n at once. When iho first pHiiic abatoel it could Ix een that Rome person in authority had taken command. A great num ber 01 boers tn-jan to move lorward wun the evident intention of attacking us. The work of preparing for a retreat in case of necessity still went on, and continued until all the wagons were Inspamied and ready to move away. Some, Indeed, at once began to withdraw. At about 7 o'cliHlc the Boers onend fire, and the bullets whl.st leel thickly over the plateau. 1 do not think tue tMis-lhilltv of the oition U-fng carried by storm occurred to anyone. From 7 to II o'e-lock the Boers, who yvece Inyim; all around the hill, maintained a constant tire. Their shooting was wonderfully accurate: the stones beMud w hich our men in the front line were lying were bit almost every shot. Opposed to such shooting as thts.there wa- no ned to impress upon the men the necefssity to k?ep under cover. They only showed themselves to take an occasional shot, and as accurate as was tne enemies' shooting, up to 11 o'clock we had but five casualties, cjommauder Romilley was dangerously wounded. He yvas standing close to eneral t'ollcy. Twenty men of the regiment, under Lieutenant Hamilton, held the ioint which was most thre-ateneil by the Boers. Nothing coul 1 excecei " the steadiricss of thee Highlanders. They kept well under esivor. and. although they lireet but seldom, they killed eight or ten eif the Boers who showel themselves from behind their cover, so fur our iositloii appeared perfectly safe. The lioers had indeed gd between us and ramp, but wo had three days' provisions and e-ould hold urn until reinloreements came tip. Our casualties wen, with the e.x'eplion oi tnat oi tiymmanuer Komiuey. tew ana . : . ..... , . 1 1 t .1 . . a. . unimportant. anl all yvere perfectly confident of the resUiU from 11 to 12 o'cloelc the enemv's lire continued as hot but as harmless as before, lietween 1 and 1 it slackened, and it seemed as if the lioers were drawing off. This, however, wns not ihe cne. The enemy had Iveii, as yvas afternanl learned, very strongly nduforeing their fighting line in preparation for an assault. Shortly Hfter 1 ei'clock a terrific tire ruddenly broke forth fmm the right lower slope- of the hillside on which the tiring had all along lieen the heHvIct. A tremendous rush w as simultaneously made by the enemy, our advanced line was at once nearly all shot or el riven Iseck. upon our main position. This osition may le desert I as l as an oblong basin on top of a hill. It was about 200 yards long by fifty broad. Our whole force now lined the rim of the Isesin. and fixed hHyoneU to repel the assailants. The Itoe-rs, yvilh shout of trinnphy, swarmed up the Mdcs of the hl!L and made several desperate attempts to earn' the sisiti:iu with a rush. Each tice. however, they were driven back with bayonets. Afu-r each charge the tiling, w-hioo. nearly ceased di'rlng the melee, broke out witb renewed violences, and the air above ns seemed alive with bullets. The? treiops eiid their duty well ami steadily, and tr) ing us was the oes-nsion, fought with great coolness, cucuuragod by their oiliceis. At last the riers, who "had gathered !ier the edge of the slo(s- made a tremeudnus rufh at a s)liit )ceoml that at which they hml la-fore been attacking, Hiid where the number cd defenders were comparatively umali. -Tbey burst throuh the defenders and i-mree! hi evcr the eilge eif the tntsiii, and our po.-iiion whs lost. The main line of our defenders, their Hank turned and taken iu the reverse, made a rush along the plateau to endeavor to lorm and rally, but it vvauseless. With tien-e shouts and a storm ed bullets, the Boers poured in. There was a wild rush, with th. lloers cloe behind. Thcror.rof fring, whlstllnB of bullet and the shout- of tho enemy, maeld up a din which seemed infernal. All amund men were billing. There was no resistance and no halt. It was a flight for life. At this me went I wa knocked down by the rush and trampled upon, a::d w ben 1 came to iny senses the Jioers were tiring over ma nt the retrctting troops, who were moving doviu the hill. Trying to rise, 1 wa Ukcu prisoner ami led awav. t)u the hill I found the boely of General Collev, f hot through tbe head. After a conversation with tfce ltoer General, I Induced him to frant me a ps4 to come over to ihe camp and bring out suaw.r for the wounded. They were lying thickly, be thlu the pi-U-au and everywhere on the descent of the bliL The toors were very civil. Tbe took, it Is true, a few articles I bad about

luo, but no trooj In the world could. 011 the

w hole, have be havesl Is iter as victor. Talking w Ith me, they aaeribed their victories, not to the-tr anus or bravery, but to the rljchteousnos of their cause. As to tbe) couipb'tenevt of the-ir lctorr there can be nocjuesiion. They carrh-d by heer llifhtiiig a position w hich the lieneml himself cvnsidereel, defended by the fons at his command, as impregnable. I've n now 1 can hardly understand how it was Urne, so sudden was the pish. Instant the e -hange from what we reKardeel as crfect M.fety te Imminent peril. t"p to the linuncut w hen the Boers made this rush, tlu-y had ert'ected no imgnes whatever. A few onlr of our men had ben c-ngngei, und the KoerV casualtu- trilling In tho extreme. A few min nie Uter they held the crc't ef the bill, aiwl our men were defending the natural la-ii in whlcn they had I ecu lying in upppan nt MCurity. It c.i not Im) dec led that the e-ai-tureot Meijela 11111 is an exploit of which any troops mlitht le proud. Imrlng the enemy's advance nur !iin hardly caught slirtit of a 'single The Min rs crept threiiyh the gmss, takinv' adMntage of every none and every ines-tullty of the ground. VS In n driven Ua k by our lire at one point, they would work around uuperei Ivi-d and llieuce ojxMi w ltli heavy volleys, the-y la in all the time luvhihlc. One Lvson was taught: It Is n-clis to attempt to light the ltoers with ncmciWily inferior foris. In em li tarfare they are man, for nkin, cs;nal and laore, than equal to our ow n. They are as courageous, inlinitcly hotter phot-and martclously skille d. Taking alvanta','0 of evrr coyer, tneir e-exilnes under tire la crfis'L W riile lighting indlvidiiaily. all work in concert und hi olnMicnis- to orders. They openly express contempt foremr lufaiitrv, but leurour cavalry and arulUTy." The i-orrospondent adds that tlio Kngllsh would have done wi ll to hae trutd t their tiayonc tinstead of tleelngelown the hill, whore thev we-re quickly shot ciown like rabbits. The nnmU-rnl liters w ho made the attark cm Majela was l.uuu. The i.ondou Sj'.andard. coujmciiüiig, n-marks: "This simple but graphic narMtite nt oiks-di-oses cf ali nsrt.t tedegn,phcd from Now Castle and DurlMiu to the eft'ecv lliat the los at Majc-lla Hill was due to a failure of tho ammuidtioii ot our troops. tit. hour comm xNnt.n's cum- ADVI-F.R. l.oNtsiN, Mandi a. The Times trivos the following account of the Irishman a ho Is elcseridcd by a corrc.qwndent a trw ctii"f advistr of Joubciirl. the lloer fouiruandcr: "His name is Alf d Aylyvanl. lie whs for some time eonneeted Ith James Stevens, thi; Keniat Head c"enter. A e-or-n-siondcnt of the Times, who w us iu Natal after the Zulu war, met Ayhvard, who told him bow he had seyensl his e-ouncf tiou wiui the reman movement in Ireland. Iiis story Is as follows: At a meeting of the Central Committee, Stephens presiding, at which Aylward wits present, it wan tlecided to assa-sini. Inl Mayo, their c hief sksTetary for In land, as be pisesl out fmm the Castle Yurd, IMiblin.and to atuck tic- Che ster Castle for the purpose ol procuring anus. Aylward disapproved these plans, as he thought the time for assassination And revolt inopportune, and informed the Committee if they resulted to murder lionl Mavo he. honld inform him of his danger. Ayl warn then sent a note to at Mayo, t telling htm not to pass through iho Castle Ye(Vi . that evening. Aylward yvas that nisrht shot bv a ! Fenian as an informer, and was taken to a Hospital wounded in two places. The silicc discov-e-n-d who wrote the letter to Lord Mayo. and when Ayl ar. I recovered 1 he was placed under police protection I and o tie reel money from the secret sen ice fund 011 coiiilition e his leaving th? eonntry. Ayl-i ward then left Ire-land and went to soutli Africa. He was for some: time at the liamont fields. He 1 has Is-en long know n in Africa as a strong sympathier with tho Puteh. hen, in ls7e'., the VK-rs. j being at war with Se,-,ieoeni. wanted au otlit-CT. I Aj lward volunteere d. At a light at Mfti- ra Klo.f he was serving with the l.ydcnlierg Voluntee rs, and 011 the death of their Captain succeeded to the command. He is the authored "The Transvaal of To Hay," in w hlch begivs a sVeteh ed the rcci'iit iSoor war and elo-cribei the. habit of the people. He was, tip to quite rcently. editor f thi Natal Wltueny. put-!ihed i.t rietermariibor ;ui-:at ISKITAIN. THE WAR NEW-. ! 1.okIsn. Mun-h I. ijeiieral KoTe-rl-w ill have by the time he arrived at Natal, ft foree cf l:'..ii 1 men. Iietalbsi ae.nunts reerelvent to-lay render it j i-ertain that tho british wen driven from Spitkop liecause th-y were fuirly beulen. The 1 tight endetl in a rout. Tlie most moderate t-ti-1 mate places the liss at :uw killed and wounded.! The latter lay exposed to a heavy rain from s-un- j day aftomoon until early Monday moruhu; A correspondent ylth e;emral Col ley's lon-c at j Spit.kop Rivers the following acouni of the en-1 gagement: SpiUkop Is alkout ",000 yards from the Roer isisition. Two Comjuinies were loft at Haz-HiM. The n-tiiainder of the troop- tniM up the bill, which is very steep and difUeult of ascent, on lheir hands and kne?es. It yvas impossible to haul cannon up, or even the mountain guns. Had we bad these the result might have liccti elift'onmt. The w hole force reaches! the summit lef ore daylight, and about ü o'clock ttegitu bring. The KiK'rs hod no idetb. s posted, and wen1 com pletely surpristrd. but promptly returned Iho iiic. Our I'len had little cover, though somewhat be-t-ter than that at lni;co lliver. I e-sti- j mate the tin in her ol Uoers at the l.ee of tlie hill at atioiit 2.1). I'p to midday ; their los wus evrtainly heavier than ours. cM-u-eral t'olle y was conspicuous for coolness tmd j eourage. lie kept up constant commuuicn- j tion with hisciimp by signals, .s'liortly after noon the Boer lir. w hich "hen-tofore avernge! abnit fifty sheus a minute, incivased to a te.-rrit!ie volley, our men we-re iinahlo to withsixnd It. They wavewl and were rallies! wavered, and rallied again, and ran in sative ipil pout. Ihe Hoers climtx-d to ihe Kiimmit of the t hill, and followed them with a terrible tire us! they went etown the oth-r side. CKIM1S AN CIUMINALK. SHOT BY H R DIVOKi I D lirsBAND. c; ai vMoy, Tex., March 2. Iist niifbt, a the Momus proti'.ssion yeas passim? tbe EiiKbsli Kitch- j en, two shots ran out and .Mrs. Elizabeth Jvn-c-; viel, the proprietress, fell mortally wounded by! her divorced huslatnd, Kicbanl .Stevens. j CNEAKTHIXO KKtt DS. P ali.as. Tex . Mim-h 2.-4 now link in the t.overnmentlamt frauds pe-rpetiated In this state i two or three years a?o bus jut wme to li:ht ! hero. A large basketful ef pupcrs yvas found yes- j terday in the ba k yard of a proprietress of a house of ill-fame, w hich provid to lo deils to the ' lands of Mr. Itray or T. l Tiili;-. with chains of! tilles. Including patent- to laud in nearly every ! County in Texas, and a number of powers of i-.t-torney from TulMs to Ilr.-iy. ! TIIK I'ARlS (KT.) Ml KKKR. CiNf iss ATI, March 1. TheiniCtte'R Funs Ky.i special &iys that at the inquest hld on the vs of Williara Moreland, whei was shot on Monday night by Jolm inn. employed nu bis mi'.iei's farm. It w as shown that Wiiiu and Moreland had had bad feelings; that Mon-'.und came home at 10 o'clock and found the djr locked. His Mother refused him admittance. say ing she fcan-d trouble with Winn; thut be then nked for a licht, mid w hile she was giving him a match Winn i.ic.1 through the window. They heard groans, but lid not co out to see till morning, when Moreland' boly was found. Winn claims be heard Morobmd sa : "Come on, boy: now let's for him," and fearing an attack, he Cred. For Hyspepsia, Inllcet ion, Peprevioii at spirits and Oeneral Debility, in thee various forms: also, as a preventive against fever uul nirue. and other intenaittont fevers, the "I erreJ'hospliorate! Klixir o( Clisy. mdo l.v t'Jtsweil, Harel iV Co., New York, and sold i.y.tifl druggists, is the best tome; and lor patients re I - . .. .... covering from lever, or otoer ictnrs, it i :is nw equal. IluehnTwiIrMt.' New. quick, complete cure, four urinary affections, snum-ting, freijtiei diirieuit urination, kidney diseases. Druggists. "iS Washington street. Don't DI on tho Premiaea. Ask druggists for "Rough on Bats, clears ejut'rats. mice, tod-bugs;, n.i 1.1 Vs" ' it lies-. Only-löc per bor. Decline ol Mu, Impotence of mind, limb or vital fdiio tion. nervons weakness, se.iul debility, etc., cured by Well Health Renewer." jl at druggists C Waabirgton street. Catarrh cf the Bladder. Stinging. Miiarting, irritation of the urinary passages, diseased discharges, enred by liucliupaiba. $1. Druists, So Washington t-tren U J-emgh en JC-ttft. The Illing desired found at last. Ask druggists for "itongh on ltittj'' It clenr-f out rats, mice, roauhes, lel bugs, etc. l'iftcen cents per box. Skinny Men. Well's Health Kcmcwer. Alv-olute T-.ire for nervous debilücy and reaknessof thr generative functions. One dollar at druggist.-, & Washington St. A Sure Thing, Cliapin's Iluciiupai ejuick. complete cure for gravel, stones, kidney, bladder and all urinary aßcctiona, $1. 3S "vVttsMnjtoit street Terrible fboaa at Ufa Millions of rats, mice, cats, bed-bus, Toaches, lose their lives by collifl'e'n with "Rough on Eati" Bold by brugtisu. 15c boxes. Brain ami Harte. Wells' Health Renewri, rjetet reniftly on earth for impotence, iean&ee. sexuil elebility.etc. $1, at dragfista. 38 WasLiDg.on street?

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