Indiana State Sentinel, Volume 28, Number 16, Indianapolis, Marion County, 21 April 1880 — Page 2

THE IKDIANA STATE SENTINEL, WEDNESDAY, APKIX 21, 1880.

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WEDNESDAY, APRIL 21. Gewt had a high old time at Memphis. f? Theseatt la dead, and Barmah is revolutins. It tares oat that neither Washburn nor Donnelly are entitled to a seat in Congress. Blaise and Mulligan, Grant and Bass Shepherd, Sherman and J. Madison Wellsall are possibilities.

The Chicago Tribune still contends that John Sherman is a liar, and John Sherman declares that Medill is a liar. It is one ef the si eis 33 in which liars sometimes tell the truth. Possibly Kellogg will not be kicked out Of the Senate. If he is permitted to remain, there will never come a time when the Senate should think of kicking any other Senator out of his crime-stained seat. Garfield, it is announced, is for Sherman unconditionally, and will manage his boom at Chicago. And now, then, will some one tell just bow much of the people's money Garfield will receive far his work? Five of the Iowa delegates to the Cincinnati Convention are favorable to the nomination of Mr. Seymour, but no member of the delegation will urge cr vote for any candidate who is distatef ul to the Democratic States. With a few exceptions they are men new to the politics of the State. Four are natives of Indiana. Those who are interested in dairy matters will be interested in knowing that, while the exports of batter in 1370 amounted to only 2,019.233 pounds, valued at $592,220, in 1373 the exports amounted to 21 837,117 pounds, valusd at $3.931.822. In 1S70 the exports of cheese reached f7,2D6 337 pounds, valued at $3,831 931, while in 1878, the exports amounted to 123,783,730 pounds, valued at $14,103,520. Indiana is really for Tilden. New Albany Ledger-Mandard. Indiana is really for Hendricks, and the Indiana Democracy is really for the principles of the Democratic party. Indiana is for Tilden if ha obtains the nomination at Cincinnati, cr for any other good Dsraocrat. But Indiana will present the name of Thomas A. Hendricks first and contend for his nomination. There is no other proper way to represent the Indiana Democracy. . Messrs. Dcx & Co. report failures for the firat quarter of 1330 for the whole country aa fellows: No. of Am't of Liabilities. Si. '3 .HI 4, it 1,340 2,452,:iKi 2,925,552 1.515,552 Failures, Kastern States. Middle States... 'iYl 211 0(3 100 uthern States Western Sutes.... . Pad lie states and TerritoriesTotal First nuarter. 1R79. 1,432 12,777,071 2,524 .... ..ö .'i V 2,fcO'J fU.l 12.15 i First quarter, 1KT8... Fust iurter, 1877 ........ We find in tbe report of the Commissioner Of Immigration of tbe Oerman Km pi re some very Important facts and tigures. The total number of emigrants from Germany in the year ls79 was 3ö,a27, ol whom 20,000 were malen. Or this entire number i,M.if whom 18,512 were males, came to the United States. Then? Is an Increase of the total emigration In 1ST of over 9.WU persons, aul of the emigration to the United States 10,4 15. Grave appre nensions are entertained in Germany that this year will will witness on activity In emigration which will recall the great movement of 171 and 1972. From signs already apparent in the Empire, a large and most valuable class of tne population are making prepatatlons to remove to this country. New York Tribune. In view of such facts it is eminently proper to remark that but for the Democratic party, the Germans who are now coming and who have immigrated to this country during the past twenty-five years, would have been required to remain here twentyone years before they could have obtained the rights of citizsns. The Know-Nothings of 1854 are the Republicans of to-day, the znen who made war upon citizens of foreign birth, upon the Catholic Church and upon Damocratic traditions relating to tbe rights cf foreign-born citizens. Even now, Republican papers in discussing the importation of pauper negroes into Indiana for the purposa of voting the Repablican ticket, have sneeringly pointed to the . fact that Europe is sanding forward her poor people, thereby seeking to compare German and other European immigrants with the pauper negroes of the South, who haye been ahippad to Indiana like males and sine to vote. It may ba well for our foreign -born citizens to review ths subject somewhat, and to make a note of the fact, that when their rights were in peril it was tne Democratic party that crested tbe Know-Nothlog scheme to deprive them of their rights. REPUBLICAN THEEBAWERS. The third term Republican?, with certain modifications, may justly be dabbed Theebawites or Theebawers. These Theebawers are determined to.tave an Empire, and Grant is to bo their Theebaw. Gant has been the guest of all the Theebaws of Europe and Asia. lie has studied their methods of government, and has even ascertained that government can be applied to the soil as a fertiiizsr a revelation which at once raises Lim far above all ordinary mortals, and -hlca in due time will suggest a string of titles as long as Theebaw enjoyed the inconceivable brute, wh038 virtues and reign Grant will probably bo expected to imitate. Thebaw was known as Thathira-maha-opamma-ra ta, his Host Glorious Excellent Majesty, Lord of the Iahaddan, King of Elephants. Master cf many White Elephants, Lord of the Mines of Gold, Silver, Rubles, Amber, and the Noble Serpentine, Sovereign of the Empires of Thunaparanta and Tampadipa, and other Great Empires and Countries, and of all the Umbrella-Wearing Chiefs, tbe Supporter of Religion, the Sun-Descended Monarch, Arbiter cf Life and Great Righteous King, King of King, and Possessor of Bousdlees Dominions and Saprems Wisdom. The Republican Theebaws will put a title head on Grant vastly superior to that worn by the Barman Tneebaw. The Republican Theebaws will make a crown for their Theebaw of solid gold, ss big as a waehtub at the base, conical shaped, forty feet to the a per, surmounted by an electric light bigger than a full moon. The Republican Theebaws will robe their Theebaw in purple and fiae linen, and bespangle him

from head to heels with diamonds and other precious rocks. The Theebawers will then build their Theebaw a throne, as high as a chnrch steeple, of gold and silver bricks, put a golden scepter in his hand as big ai a sir-log, and raise him to his imperial ssat of jasper and pearls by their own unaided jickaas power. This done, they will, at the sound of brass horns and rams' horns, proclaim hi Fa the founder of Republican Theebawian dynasty in the West Grant Theeoaw I , the Prince of Powder and Lead.and.Supreme and Royal BangStatter WhUky Ring Monarch of the World; His Most Exalted Boom Boozled Majesty, Lord of Cocktails and Auguet Gnzzter of Gin-Slings; the Great Sovereign of Ball-Pap-dom and the Infallible Judge of Horse Flesh. The Barman. Theebaw, when he ascended the throne, took early measures to establish his dynasty upon a firm foundation. He killed off those whom he Imagined might give him trouble in the future. At first the Burmah Theebaw had his victims

led from their cells lcta his presence in twos and threes; then the besdi of brothers and sisters "were tied to their respective pairs of uncles, and blows with a heavy club on the backs of their necks ended their misery. But this soon proved too mild a spectacle for the fiendish malignity of Theebaw. One of his elder brothers professed utter scorn for what could be done to him, and was flogged to death. Another, who had looked upon foreigners as the dirt beneath his feet, and as utterly unworthy to crawl between Heaven and earth, was taunted and driven to madness before receiving a half fatal blow, and his writhing body was then thrown into the gigantic trench deg to receive the dead. A former Governor of Rangoon had his nose and mouth filled with gunpowder, a match was applied, and he was also flung into the trench, to be stifled by thesuoceeding bodies. One youDg girl of sixteen was pitched into the same heaving grave, after having suffered every outrage which could be devised by eight soldiers of the guard. One pregnant Princess was cut in two, and'her husband was called to 8e his wife and child before he died. (The massacre was carried on in this leisurely fashion an til Theebaw and tbe executioners wearied of the sport; then the women were simply battered over the head, and the children were swung sgiinst the patace walls." It is hardly to be supposed that the Republican Grant Tl esoaw I. will pursue the Burmah example to the letter. The young Theebaws, male and female, are not likely to suffer after the Barman fashion, bat Blame and Sherman, Washburne and Edmunds, with all the dark horses of the realm, will havejto look out, for Grant-Thee-baw I. will not be likely to permit them to roam about loose to inaugurate booms and concoct plats to overthrow his dynasty. Duke Rosooe and Prince Don will show them the Rhode Island quick-step and the pan-handle route ta a land beyond Grantheehaw's dominions. The Republican party, The Theebawers, are encaged in a scheme to overthrow the liberties of the people and to establish Theebawism in America. AGRICULTURAL REPORTS. We are under obligations to General Vm. G. Le Due, Commissioner of Agriculture, Washington City, for reports of the Commissioner of Agriculture for the years 1S77 and 1S73. A cursory examination of the volumes reveals the fact that they ought to have the widest possible distribution throughout the egricultural districts of the country. The information they contain can not fail to be of incalculable value to every farmer and every etu dent of agriculture. Indeed we are fully persuaded, all things considered, that they are the most valuable documents that emanate from the Government printing establishment. The most causal reading of the volumes before us will not fail to make the impression upon the average mind that the Government has been studiously niggardly in its appropriations to advance the agricultural interests of of the country. As an evidence of this the following tabulated statement of appropriations Is conclusive: DkpaktHEMÜ. 1ST7. 1878. 1879. Htate. ......... Treasuiy ...... War Navy ..... Interior Postollice...Justlce ........ Agriculture. S l,377,t8i I 1,V3JM)7 I 7,m,S25 1K7.1 2! 13 8,203.7! 88.245,357 7,21)5 3.W18 913 2i)i m 1G.!,U15,47 13!J,2.C 4.215.62 18,ll17 3d,74,57. 3,4ti'J,Wö 3,44, Ml 1SS.BM. 171,6b Such figures tell with wonderful emphasis' just about what the Government thinks of agriculture, and it would be difficult to show by figures a greater contempt. To make the case still stronger, it is shown by the census cf 1870 that 47 35 per cent, of the population ?f the country waj engsgsd in agriculture, and the estimate is made that In 1873 50.Ct per cent, were engaged In agriculture. Ia 1370 the value cf farms, farm animals and farm Implements was $11,121,959,037, or 33 per cent, of all others combined. For 1879 these values were placed at $13,161,200,133. Taking these figures Into consideration the vast Interests represented, the fact that Congress insults the intelligent cf the country by its appropriations to ad 7a ate agricultural interests becomes still more con' spicuous. This policy ought to be changed, and if the fanners of the country were true to themselves, it would be changed. General Le Due is profoundly interested in the work of his department, and the reports before us are proof positive that no department of the Government performs more valuable service. In closing his report, General Le Due says: The Immediate necessities of this department, beyond the appropriations usually made for its ordinary working, may be stated: 1. A laboratory of preper size and fully equipped, to cost not lees than 1300,000, with a suulcient appropriation to meet the expenses of tne additional force that will be necessary to carry forward Investigations on a larger scale tnan the present laboratory and appliances will permit: an increased appropriation for the salary of tbe chemist, and tbe further sum of 83,000 made available Immediately, to pay for labor and material necessary in the pressing work of this division. 2. An experimental farm of 1,030 acres of ground In tbe neighborhood of this city, and five experimental stations In different sections of the country, viz , one in California; one In the Interior of the Continent (to be devoted to the Introduction and preservation of the best breeds of domesticated animals, and to the domestication of some of the native wli4 ani

mals of the country i among them the buffalo); one in Texas; one in Florida, and ons in New York above the latitude of Albany. To Inaugurate these farms a large sum will not be necessary, and after tbe first year tne expense will be more than paid by tne results of the cultivation at each station. ----- 3. An Increased appropriation for the gardens and gronnds of the Department, wnicn embraces experimental cultivation and propagation of trees, plants, etc., for distribution. This appropriation should be Increased to at least 115,000. 4. An increased appropriation of 13,000 for obtaining new material, employing labor, and otherwise extending the benefits arising from the museum and botanical divisions of this Department. 5. A renewal of the appropriation ot 910,000 for the examination of the diseases of domesticated animals a work already partially accomplished. 6. A renewal of the appropriation of 15,003 for continuing tne investigation of the history and habits of Insects injurious to agriculture, especially those inj arlous to the cotton plant a work already partially completed : nnd the further sum of 15,000 to pay the necessary salaries and contingent and traveling expenses of observers employed in such duty, and also such additional compensation, not exceeding 11,000, per aanum ta the entomologist of the Department. 7. An additional appropriation of 86,000 to continue the work on forestry. An appropriation of S5,0OU to erect a stable suitable for the housing and protection of the stock nsed on the Department grounds. It Is to be hoped tbat Congress will listen to these reasonable demands, and extend to the agricultural Interests of the country a more liberal support than has been done in the past.

CLIPPINGS. In 187'. 217,315 acras of public land wer3 sold in Manitoba. Congressman Aiken Is mentioned as a possible Uovernor of South Carolina. Two boys at Grand Island, Neb., were successful In making their father believe they were burglars, and'he shot one of them dead. Mayor Latrodk, of Baltimore, has vetoed the resolution to permit the erection of a Confederate monument in Eutaw Place, In that city. The New York Herald soys that the Charlotte (N. C.) Observer nominates Horatio 8eymour and William II. English for President and Vice President. There has been a rumor that Sir Robert Pfl la to ba made an Earl. Ills father specially enjoined his widow not to accept a peerage with remainder to his children. Eveky Democratic State Convention thus far held has pronounced in favor of the retention of the two-thirds rule in the nomination of candidates at tbe Cincinnati Convention. Rev. 11. II. Hayden, of murder trial notoriety, and wife have taken np their residence la New Haven, in the house where the traitor, Benedict Arnold, dwe.t 119 years ago. Queen Victoria sailed from England to visit tbe tomb of her daughter, the Princess Alice, in Germany, on the same day that the Ex-Empress Kugenle sailed to visit the place, in Africa, where her son fell. The Washington Sentinel says that Grant said omo time ago that the Democrats always managed to upset the milk buoket When it happened to be full. The Giuntites place their sole hopes upon that Democratic milk bucket kicking propensity, Thomas Wall stole 110.000 from an express office in New Orleans, twelve years ago, and tied. He lived comfortably on the money In various parts of the country, under assumed names, until lately, doing no work. Tbe fund beleg then exhausted, he gave himself np voluntarily and confessed his crime. Three farmer brothersof tbe late William Cullen Bryant live In Princeton, III. They are described as good, honest and substantial men, only one, V r. J. H. Bryant, having literary capacity. He has written many poems, and published them, too. He dwells lu a handsome house, which was the gift of his distinguished brother. After a telegraph pole had fallen on a Savannah negro's head, he threw np his hands and shouted, "Don't hit me again wld yer club, Mr. Po'iceman. It wasn't me that stole the chickens. It was Deacon Henry." Then he looked, saw what hit him, and walked off, saying, "Golly, I'se In luck dls mornin'. I 'spected dat de policeman had me shuäh dat time." i One of the English election phrases for which there is no equivalent in the United States is plumping." Wherever a constituency returns two members, each voter can give one vote each to any two candidates, but he can not give his two votes to any one candidate. If he chooses he can give one vote to only one candidate, and this is termed "plumping.". The Wallace and Randall factions In Pennsylvania are to rush into eich other's arms, according to a late report, at the Democratic State Convention at Uarrisburg on the iSlh of this month. Jt matters little whether tbey get up a weening spectacle or not, as they will prove In November that they are firmly united In opposition to the party of Kemble, plunder and the Camerons. That senator Blaine has written an antlMisonla letter is a rumor rpundly stated by the Portlann Press to be not only untrue, but absurd. Among the hundreds of letters reaching Mr. Blaine dally, was one from Chicago asking him if he were a Mason and if he meant to attend the Knights Templar gathering there next August Mr. Blaine's private Secretary, Mr. Sherman, himself a Mason, answered tbat Mr. Blaine was not a member of the fraternity and would not attend the gathering. The St. Louis GloOe-Damöcrat says that Horatio Seymour says: "The history of tno Republican party shows that Its strong men have generally failed to receive the nomlna Hon for President." In the Darnocratio party It looks as if the strong men succeeded In get ting the nomination only when there waa no chance or getting tbe election. A prty wbloh succeeded in electing Pierca and Bacüanaa, and which failed to elect McCleltan and Seymour, has no room for observations abont parties In which tbe strong men make poor innings. The Empress Eugenie's large fortune will no, H Is said, go to the Bonapartes. Her heir is to be the Due d'Albe, her nephew, the son of her only sister. Tbe Empress has been ao companledato Sonth Africa by two English ladies, Mrs. Ronald Campbell and Lady Wood, ner voyage has been remarkably comfortable, three large cabins having been fo altered as to form a suite, the first a fitting-room with lounges, davenport, and whatnots; the seoond, a bed-room ; the third, a bath room, wonderfully luxurious for board ship; the whole suite lined with charming pale green stun, like silken tapestry, and panelled In places wlih mirrors. ATa recent meeting of the Southern Historical Society In Louisiana, an apron made in tbe semblance of a Confederate flag was shown and Its history told. In the spring of 18ö3 tbe Eleventh Virginia Cavalry passed through Uagerstown, weary, discouraged, and pursued by Federal troops, a young girl stood in a doorway, wearing this apron, Tbe. soldiers

cheered enthusiastically, and the Colonel asked her to give him a piece of it for a memento. "Yon may have It all," s': aid, and It was carried with the regimental colors into a battle on the following day. The youthful soldier who bore it was mortally wounded, but he saved the apron from capture by hiding it in his bosom. Mus Emily Scott, tbe manager of a species of Shepherdess' Fold at Hastings, England, who was arrested recently for starving her maid servant, aged fourteen, when remanded, ten days after, said that sbe had had. the girl two years, and had fed her on "porridge, mixed with cod liver oil." The master of the workhouse, wnvre the girl was sent after Miss Scott's arrest, testified that she weighed enly thirty-five pounds when taken there, and in eight days increased eight pounds In weight. She was not yet fit to give evidence. Then Miss Scott, who had given ball in J250. drove home in a cab, followed by a mob, which gathered around and threatened the house, until dispersed by the police. William n. Kemble, otherwise known as "addition, division and silence," has returned to Uarrisburg to help Senator Cameron in the management of the Pennsylvania campaign. He will be compelled to languish in Jail for a time, on conviction of bribery, but the party In that State will see to it tbat be Is released in good time for the November elections. The Republicans of Pennsylvania have been so long accustomed to his assistance that they can noWiope to be able to dispense with his services. What a powerful factor he will be In the campaign after General Grant's nomination for a third term! It is a great advantage that he will have a place in tbe Pennsylvania Penitentiary on and after the 2tth lnst. Ills attention will not be distracted from his business by outside matters. A fetrifieo Indian h as t urned up or rather has been turned up near hat Is known as the Shell bank, on the eastern branch, near Bladensburg, In Maryland. He Is said tobe six feet aBd three Inches long, and to be broad In proportion. His chest, arms and legs are described as magnificent In shape and perfect In preservation. The right hand grasps a tomahawk, and there Is what Is supposed to be a bullet-hole near the right eye. The body weighs almost exactly a ton, or 2,000 pounds, and tbe features are averted to express the death agony in a surprising and agreeable manner. The discovery was made by two persons who were digging a trench, and those persons, Messrs. I. L. Hampton and S. K. Walker, announce their Intent to offer their prize as a gift to the United States Government. Peter A. Nasox broke hli promise to marry a girl, and circulated stories against her. For this offense, he was told by her brother that he must give up his prosperous business and leave town. He refused, and a party of women visited him at his store, thraatenlng him with tar and feathers If be did not quit. Still lie persisted in living where he liked. Finally a body of men, Including the Selectmen, Justices of the Peace, aud a Deputy Sheriff, waited upon him, while a mob blew horns lnv the street, and informed him that he must submit to banishment, or suffer ery unpleasant consequences. He obeyed this time, and was pelted with eggs on his way to tbe railroad station. This did not Happen lu a wild border town of the West, but in Georgetown, a village of enlightened aud law-abiding Massachusetts. A gallant rescue was witnessed by a Paris crowd a fortnight ago. Two young men and two girls were rowing on the äeiac, and had engaged In an improvised race with another boat, when one one of the girls, anxious to signify her delight at her frlemM'dlst&ncing their rivals, got up, and immediately fell Into the water. As neither of her companions could swim she would Inevitably have been lost had not a man who witnessed the accident jumped Into the river and, with all his clothes on, gone to her rescue. He did not reach her till she had sunk for the second time, but the brave fellow dived in the direction in which she disappeared, nnd, after remaining under water for some time, returned empty handed. After taking breath he again plunged down, and this time was successful iu brlnglrg the girl up. His strength being almost exhausted, he had great difficulty in getting her to the boat, but finally reached it in safety with his burden. General Thomas Eving was put forward on Monday to answer in a single hour the assault tbe Republicans hai made for several days on the rider cf the army bill. The rider simply prohibited the use.of the troops at the polls, and the Republicans themselves voted for it during the extra session. Now, however, they thought to draw the Democrats Into a discussion, which they, on the other hand, determined to avoid, and the only reply they have made to a full week's talk from the minority was the one speech by General Ewing; and It was one of the strongest, most convincing, unanswerable speeches which has been made In Congress for years. He demonstrated from the record that the Republicans had put 387 politic l riders in appropriation bills Jorty-four in tbe last Congress before they lost control, while the Democrats have inserted only three riders on bills since the party came into power. It was a strong, eloquent presentation of fasts that speak In trumpet tones, and General Ewlng demonstrated anew hU strength as a leader of the party.

one-sided riciir. The Republicans Straggle for Troops at the Polls Sunset Cox's eech From "Georgia Scenes." Pittsburg Tost, April 11. The debste on the amendment to the army bill, prohibiting troops at the polls as a police force to preserve order, was concluded in Committed ot the Whole on Monday, and the bill passed yesterday. The Republicans had the debate to themselves, and fifteen of their most gsseous ora'ors made speeches" against the proposi tion which they voted for and which Mr. Haye.3 aniove 1 last June. Tney waved tbe K,5ö3y Shirt high, but failed to elicit a response. They had the fight to themselves, except for this little interlude introduced by Mr. Cox to show tbe one-sided character fit the struggle. iCongresssonal Record, April 11. Cox I do not Intend to debate. I want Mr. to have a. descriotive scene to hjuslihi mis in the House read from the '-Georgia afternoon wbat one-, Äwne, V.V ' m , w much of Hi Mr! CoxtTNo'rery lon8.but it Is interestDMr. Krye-I wish' N" TlÄJ remaining time to the gentleman ti&n Wl1c,2" Mr.Cox-Butyouy; h.Sin'ti Mr. Frye-I yielded Uf gentlemQ for a srech Mr. Cox This Is part of my P n oV Mr. Frye The gentleman M k hi 80 much bettor than a book, i wlsÜ lo iiShJ" nIm. Crls of "Rend ! Read !"J ir. r rye 1 now yie a flve niinulf to the gentleman from New York to make a speech by prtjy. Mr. Cox -The "gentleman from New yo-k" prefers to make a speech by Cox-y. (Lang!, ler. l send my speech to the Clerk's aesx. The Clerk read as follows: Rapt with the enchantment of the season?

and the cnery around iiie, I was slowly rising tbe lnpe, when I was startled by loud, profane, and boisterous voice, which seemed 10 proceed from a thick covert of undergrowth about two hunürtd yards in advance of me and about one handred to the right of my rja-1. "Yoa kin, kin yo?" "Ye, 1 kin, and am able to do It! Boo-00-00! Oh wake snakes, and walk your chalks! Brimttone and fire! Don't hold me, NlckHtovalt Tbe fight's n ude up. and let's go at it; my soul if 1 don't Jump down his throat and gallop every chUteriing out ot him bfhre yon can say "quit !' " Xew, Nlok, dont hold him I Jlst let the

wild cat come, and 111 tame him. Ned'il see me a fair fight, won't you, Ned?" "On, yes: I'll see yoa a fair fight, blast my old shoes If I don't M "That's sufficient, m Tom naynes said when he saw the elephant. Now let him come !" Thus they went on, with countless oaths Interspersed, which I dare not even hint at, and with much that I could net distinctly hear. In mercy's imrae, tboneht I. wbat baud of runiaun has selected this holy season and this heavenly retreat for such pandemonium riots? lquicseued my Kalt, aud bad come nearly opposite tbe thick grove whence the voice proceeded, when my eye caught, indistinctly and at intervals through the foliage of the dwjrf oaks and hickories which intervened, gllmptes of a man or men who seemed to be In a violent struggle; and I could occasionally catch those deepdrawn, emphatic oaths which men in conflict utter when they deal bio vs. I dismounted and hnrried to tbe spot with all speed. I had overcome about half the space which separated It from me, when I su w the combatants come to the ground, nd. after a short struggle, I saw the uppermost one (for 1 could not sew the other) make a heavy pi urge with both his thumbs, and at tbe same instant I heard a cry In the accent of the keenest torture, "Enough; my eye's out!" 1 was so completely horror-struck that I stood transfixed for a moment to the spot where the cry met me. Tbe accomplices in tbe hellish deed which had been perpetrated had all fled at my approach; at least I supposed so, for tney were not to be teen. "Now, blast your coru-shucklngsoul'siid the victor (a youth about eighteen years old), as he rose trora the ground, "come cutt'u your shines 'bout me agatu. next time I come to the Court House, will you? Get your owl eye in again. If yon can!" At tills moment he saw me for the first time. He looked excessively embarrassed, and was movlDg off. when I called to him in a tone emboldened ny tbe sacred a ess of my" offlce and the iniquity of his crime, "Come back, you brute, and assist me in relieving your fellowmortal whom you have ruined torever!" My rudeness subdued hiarrabirrassment in an instant,aEd with a taunting curl of the nose he replied: "You needn't kick till you're spurred. There a'nf nobody there, and ha'nt been nother i was jlst seein' how I could 'a' lout." 80 saying, he bounded to bis plow, which stood in tne corner of the fence about fifty yards beyond the battle-ground. I went to the ground irom which he had risen, and there were the prints of his two thumbs, plunged up to the balls on the mellow earth, about thw distance of a man's eyes apart, and the ground around was broken up as If two statjs had been engaged upon It. (Great laughter and applause.

A One-Sided Debate in Congress. Washington Special to the New York Worid.l Tbe most thorough and humiliatintr defeat yet experienced by the Radices was brought UDon them in the House of Representatives by a preconcerted movement to keepstill.it one may bo speak, on the part of the Damocratic members. Under the desperate attempt ot Messrs. Uawley, Robeson, Keifer and Frye to C6g and initata the hot-headed Kentuckians into a second chapter of extra session lolly, Mr. Hawley led eff with a speech fuliof tire and lury, doing all in his power to exasperate the Democrats and goad them into same expression which might be perverted into a Republican war-cry dunng'the canvass. It wss a grotesque failure. All the ringing pet 1 3d 8 of the illustrious Joseph were received with roars of lau'atar on the Damocratic side. When Grant's ex Secretary of the Navy followed Joseph he fairly sawed the air and grew red in the fees until the compaesiocate Democrats zr&w apprehensive cf a fit of apoplexy. Rut they could not be moved even by pity into giving the ieast echo to his cheap thunder. At the expiration of his hour a heartless Democrat even moved tbt his time be indefinitely extended. Mr. R ibesoa was shrewd enough to decline this tempting offer, and sat down with tbe air of a man who had got more than he bargained for. Mr. Keifer wss then put up with a bottle of vitriol in one hand and a bloody ehirt in the other, but met with the fame deadly and good-natured contempt, and soon Bst down in a state of ludicrouuly evident chegrin. giving p'.acs ta Mr. Frye, of Maine, who bellowed like a little bail, but equally to little purpose, in fact to less purpose, fcr when he sank exhausted into his place, Mr. Cox. cf New York, who had b?en standing for some lime against a desk observing his heroic efforts with quizzical good na'cre.Hnd to whom Frye.imBgining himself at last to have landed a whale, magnificently conceded the rest of the hour, produced a book, which he asked leave to send to tbe clerk's desk that au extract from it migtx be read to the House, as embodying the full re ply of the Democracy to the tornado of eloquence which had just swept over the ifou&e. Profound silence ensued, amid which the clerk read out aloud a most thrilling description from L jngstre-.t's Georgia Scenes," a well known historical work in the vein of "Hudibras." of a grand sham fight waged in tbat State many years ai;o, in which the victor and the vanquished, the bottlebolders and the bystanders were all represented by a country youth who, solitary and alone, personated all the characters iu an old held fisticuff fight, and who, when interrupted in his diversion, declared he was "only seein' how he could have font." The conclusion cf this extract was greeted with uproarious laughter and applause 00 the Democratic side and in the galleries, the ladies present scamicg with delight and waving their ha... kerchiefs, while the discomritted Republicans sat in gloomy silenca biting their lips and cis'inp looks like dargars at their antagonists. Mr. Frye's face became more than usually corrugrtttd; Robeson's roses crew damasx. Corger wriggled on his seat beyond the eel hose name he has macle famous in American history, and Keifer's eyes swelled with unshed tears. People looked on all sides for Joseph Uawley, but he had vaoibed. Tbe astute Garfield, like the brave Captain, had taken t:mby the forelock and failen back before the action began. If ever a proveib was justified the story of y s erday shows that if speech be sometimes silver, silence my ba golden. Ds eimplo lesson was, the R'pablicars received complete notice topuli up their stakes on tbe old enrsmpment and look out for new issues if they mean to show fight in earnest on the politic! üeld in 1S80. The Uselessnesa of Preaching Against Fashion. Rev. Henry Ward Beecher.J There is no faculty in the human soul that is not right in its primary nature, but it is in the uses to which we put them that they are right or wrong. Of course there are some thiogs which are true that a minister should not talk about. There are moral mora-fes be can net pass over, and mountains right in the way of the preacher that he can not g9t over, and one of them is fashion. Do you 8dppoGe tbat I em such a fool as to suppose that anything tbat I could say egainst fashion would make one ribbon's difference? If it was the fashion to turn the toe under the heel, you would go on tiptoe for ail that I could say; and if a wa?p-like waist is the fashion, Ihoogh the physicians tnsy talk against it, and iay it is tructive to health, and If Eome Parisian harlot had got up that fashion, it would go, and all the world would have it. Fashion is even barbaric, grotesque and uncomfortable, bat to its behests you must all conform. I don't say this to help von any; Isiyit to relieve myself. "Do rVot conform to the vanity of f ishlon It is m v duty to say, but I say it with the con-BC,u-8ntss that I am a voice crying in the wilde "neEl . m T Heard of George Washington. 'Phtlodlnhla Tlmes.1 v one time entertaicei that exThe ncp W0Qid aomewheae in his Fmident Gra hat thro was ence a Prestraveto aecertsJo , Washington, wbo dell ent nsmftd Georju ,n(j iEdicaled that it dined a third tert . r the people to conwould be datgerotta fa in -power of one sent to such corrtfsiuc- vyt teems to be man tbis hope; retn' 0f America la about exhausted'. 'Ru DV above ftndini? onf f?Kr iW'N . , . r been sell What a druggist says: 1 "J; u n years, lug Dr.' Bull's Cough- S. V?fcon Un iny and II has given betters Mction .bu . 7 otbei'ooagh-remedy. Apothecary. A; 0; Scioto AJ5v Sr. iV

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EealofBcäjWßultlofM RADWAY'S Pure blood makes sound flesh strong bone and a clear skin. It yon would have your flesh firm your bones sound, without caries, and your complexion fair, use RADWAY ö ÖAKKAPAKIlIjAJS RESOLVENT. A Grateful Recognition. 'To cure a ehronio or long-standing dljeaoe Is truly a victory in the healing art; that reasoning power that clearly discerns d&feet and supylieea remedy; that restores step by step by degrees the body which has been flowly attacked and weakened by an insidious disease, not only commands our respect bnt deserves our gratitude. Dr. Rad way has furnished mankind with that wonderful remedy, Radway's öarsaparüllan Resolvent, which ae compllshes this result, and suffering humanity, who drag out an existence of pain and disease, through long days and long nights, owe him their gratitude." Medical Messenger. FALSE AND TRUE. We extract from Dr. Radway's "Treatise on Disease and Its Cure," as follows: XJST Or DISEASES CUKED BT Bairaft Saffijariliiai Resotat Chronic 8kln Diseases, Carles of the Bone. Humors In th Blood, Bcrofulous Diseases, Bad or Unnatural Habit of Body, Syphilis and Venereal, Fever Sores, Chronic or Old Ulcere, Halt Rheum, Kickets, White Swelling, Seal Head, Uterine Affections, Cankers, Glandulär Swellings, Nodes, Wasting and Decay of the Kody, Pimples and Blotches, Tumors, Dyspepsia, Kidney and Bladder Diseases, Chronlo Rheumatism and Gout, Consumption, Gravel and Calculous Deposits, and varieties of the above complaints to which sometimes are given specious names. We assert that there in no known remedy that possesses the curative power over these diseases that Radway's Resolvent furnishea. It cures step by step, surely, from the foundation, and restores t he injured psrts to their sound condition. Tho wastes of the body are stojipfed and healthy blood is supplied to the system, from which new material la formed. 1 hU is the first corrective power of Radway'c Resolvent. In cases where the system baa been sail, vated, and Mercury, Quicksilver, Corrosive Subllmato have accumulated and become deposited In the bones, joints, etc., causing carries of the bones, ricketa, spinal curvatures, contortions, white swellings, varicose veins, etc., the Barsapanlllan will resolve away those deposits and exterminate the virus of the disease from the system. If those who are taking these medicine for the cure of chronic, Scrofulous or HyphUltlo diseases, however slow may be the eure, "feel better" and find their general health Improving, their flesh and weight Increasing, or even keeping Its own. it is a sure sign thai the cure is progressing, in these diseases the patient either gets better or worse tbe vims of the disease is not inactive; if not arrested and driven from the blood it will spread and continne to undermine the constitution. As soon as the 8&rsaparilllan makes the patient "feel better," every hour you will grow better, and Increase in health strength and flesh. The removal of these tamers by Radway's Resolvent is now so certainly established that what was once considered almost miraculous is now a common recognized fact by all parties. Witness the cases of Hannah P. Knapp. Mrs. C Krapf, Mrs. J. H. JoUy and Mrs. P. I. iiendiix, published In our Almanac forlWV: also, that of Mrs. C. S. Elbhlns, in the present eumoQ 01 our "raise ana lrue." Space forbids our making particular reference to thevar ous cases of chronic diseases reached by our Saksapariluan Resolvext. Invalids and their friends must consult our writings If tbey wisn 10 obtai an idea of lb promise and potency of K. 11. IU Iteme-diea. One Dollar Per Bottle. MINUTE REMEDY, Only requires minutes, not hours, t relieve pain and cure acute disease. RIDWAY'S READY RELIEF In from one to 20 minutes, never falls to relieve PAIN with one thorough application .No matter how violent or excruciating the pain, the RHEUMATIC, Eed-riddon, Infirm Crippled, Nervous, Neuralgic, or prostrated with disease may suffer, RADWAY'S HEADY RELIEF will afford Instant ease. Intiammatlon of tbe Kidneys, Inflammation of the Bladder, Inflammation of the Bowel, Congestion of the Lungs, Bore Throat, D4:licult Breathing, Palpitation of the H-art, Hysterica, Croup, Diphtheria, Catarrh, Influenza, Headache, Toothache, Neuralgia, Khenmatlsm Cold Chills. Ague Chills, Chilblains, Frost Bl tea, Bruises, Hammer Complaints, Conghs, Colds Pprains. Pains in the Chest. Rack or Limb, are lnntantlv relieved. FEVER AHD AGUE. Fever and Ague cured for GO cent. There la not a remedial agent Is the world tbat wl'J enre fever and ague and all ot her malarious. Bilious, Scarlet, Typhoid, Yellow and other levers, (aided by Uadway'a Plila) so quick as Kadway's Beady Relief. It will In a few moments, when ta&en according to directions, cure Cramps, tipasma Sour Stomach, Heartburn. Hick Headache, Diarrhoea, Dysentery, Colic, Wind in the Bowels, and all Internal Pains. Travelers should always carry a bottle of Radway's Ready Relief with them. A few drops in water will prevent sickness or pains from change of water. It Is better than Freaoh brandy or bitters us a stimulant. Miners and Lumbermen should always be provided with It. CATJ1T0H. All remedial agents capable of destroying liie by an overdose should be avoided, Morphine, opium, strychnine, arnica, hyosc'amuaandotlier powerful remedies, does at certain times, In very small doses, relieve tne patient during their action In the system. But perhaps the second dofie. If repeated, may aggravate and increase the sufierlng, find another dose cans death. There is no liecessity lor using these uncertain agents, whan a positive remedy like Radway's Ready Reitet will stop the most excruciating pain quicker, without entailing Ute least dimoalty in elLAer infant or adult. THE TRUE RELIEF. Radway's Ready Relief Is the only remedial agent In vogue that will Instantly stop pain. Firry Cents per Bottle. 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Uberve the following symptoms re suiting from Diseases of the Digestive Organs: Constipation, Inward Piles, Fullness of Blood In the Head, Acidity of the Stomach, NauseaHeartburn, disgust of food, fullness or weight in the stomach, sour eructations, sinking or fluttering at the heart, choking or Battering sensations when in a lying posture, dimness of vision, dots or webs before the sight, fever and dull pain in the head, deficiency of Perspiration, yellowness vt the skin and eyes, pain in the sice, chest, limbs, and sudden Bushes of heat, burning In the flesh. A few doses of Radway's Pills will free the system from all the above named disorders Price 25 Cents per Bax. SOLD BY DRUGGISTS. Head 'TALSE-AND TRUE. Bend a letter stamp to RADWAY A Oo- Ha S3 Warren, corner Chnrch street. New York viniormaUon worth, thousands wUl t sent you.