Indiana State Sentinel, Volume 28, Number 51, Indianapolis, Marion County, 24 December 1879 — Page 6

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THE INDIANA STATE SENTINEL, WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 24, 1879.

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THE DEVIL AND THE LAWIEES.

The devil came up to the earth one day. And Into a court house he wended his way, , Jast as an attorney, with very grave face. Was proceeding to argue the points in a case. Now a lawyer his develshlp never had seen, For to his dominions none never had been; And he felt very curious the reason to know Why none had been sent to the regtea below Twas the fault of his agents, hie Majesty thought, Why none of these sharpers had never been aught;. And for his own pleasure he had a desire To come to the earth and ta reason Inquire. Well, the lawyer who rose with visage so grave, Made ui his opponent a consummate knave ; And the devil was really greatly amused To hear the attorney so aptly abused. As soon as t.ce speaker had come to & close, The counsel opposing him fiercely arose, . And heaped such abuse on the head of the first, made him a villian of all men tho worst. Thus they quarrelled, contended and argued so long, Twas hard to determine the one that was wrong; And concluding he'd heard quiet enough of ttielUKS, Old Men turned away and soliloquized thus : "If all tcey have said of each other ba true. The devil has surely been robbed of his due. I am satisfied now, 'tin all very well For these lawyers would ruin the morals of aeli. "They've puzzled the Oourwith their villainous cavii, And I'm free to confess they've muddled the devil ; If en are right to let lawyers alone If I had them, they'd swindle me out of my throne." San Francisco Call. CONCEKSISG WOJUSN. "Then, I suppose, Miss Strongmind, you and Mr. Sparrow, are soon to be man and wife?1' So, sir, woman and husband." The. wife of the surgeon general of Germany, is a skillful dentist of .Berlin, having a large and paying practice. She works in part for the emperor's family. The first city in the world to welcome women to the study of medicine was Boston, and some folks arc mean enough to say her learned women hare been a drug in the market ever since. The various AVomans' Foreign Missionary societies of the United States collected last year $438,403, with which they maintained hundreds of missionaries, Bible-readers, teachers, etc., in India and ChinaTalk about a woman being at a loss for an expedient. She's never at loss far anything but a man. If she's in a crowded street-ear and wants to scratch her head,, she simply changes the location of a hair-pin. A Philadelphia lady is the owner of a manuscript copy of Wesley's hymns in the handwriting of their author. The book descended to her from her grandfather, to whom it was given in part payment of a debt by the son of the man who printed the first edition of the hymns. Nine women have been elected to the London school board, which consists of 59 members. There would have been more but they were the only nine in London who would blushingly admit the proper age of 30 years even for the blushing honors of public office. The women who are striving to gain the suffrage privilege should remember this in their wild talk. They should furthermore remember that the first and truest right of a woman, as of a man, is self-discipline, selfeducation, the"" highest culture attainable, and that any work which tends to retard mental : growth should not be engaged in. The divine right of men and women is to be the highest and best that is possible under the best circumstances of their lives, and women who are losing their higher womanly attributes for the sake of mere notoriety of running about over the country and addressing indiscriminate political gatherings are not the women who will do the best and noblest for their country or sex. Brooklyn Eagle. .One of the most important practical movements intended to enlarge the fields in which women can be advantageously connected with public affairs relates to their action on school boards. It is said mat in lb ot tne 38 States, and three of the eight Territories, women may now hold school offices or vote for those holding them. - As a rule, men fail so lamentably in their supervision of details relating to popular education, that any change in this matter could scarcely be for the worse, and the sympathies' of women -"-n so lively in all matters that affect .the educau of children, that they would doubtless, in a great many uuk, be very desirable substitutes for the old race of school directors. In Massachusetts a woman has been admitted to full membership in the State educational board, and out of 22 r er gons selected in Boston as members of gov erning boards of charitable and reformatory institutions, eight or women. All of these ladies are reported to be doing their alloted work m a very sensible and practical way The doctrine that the mental and" moral qualities of women are as much needed in the government of schools as the qualities of men seems to be well sustained by reason and experience. SCIENTIFIC GOSSIP. ' Straw after being in use in stables is now purified, washed and rendered fit for con sumption in the paper manufacture. The quantity of coal raised in Germany in 1878 was 39,429,308 tons, and in 1877 it was 30,423,774 tons. In 1878 the quantity of lig nites raised was 10,971,117 tons, as compared with 10,644,427 tons in 18 i. With regard to the degree of temperature ' at which men can work in tunneling high mountains, Professor Dubois Raymond says it is possible that work can be carried on for a short time at 60 centigrade if the atmosphere is dry, but not beyond 40 when tho air is saturated with moisture. The presence of trichina in pork can be readily detected with a microscope, and people who like that article of diet would do n . - . . i : : i : . I. well to insist on a cxueiui juBfrcuwuu ui 11 uofore allowing it to aDDear on the table.' In Berlin every pig killed must be examined with the microscope before it is sold, or a penalty will be inflicted. , The introduction of magnets into all the great Souring mills has been a revelation to wheat. Jot only have tb l magnets captured all the stray pieces of iron bands, and thus removed the last objection urged against wire binding harvesters, but they have revealed the startling fact that, of the scraps of iron and steel that find their way to the mill mixed with wheat, fully one-half are something besides pieces of wire, and are of such a nature as to be even more dangerous to mill machinery. The German Government has taken steps to prohibit all lads under 13 Tears of age from smoking in the streets, and the police in certain towns have had orders to enforce the rule and punish offenders by fine and imnriaonment. A Belgian physician has found that the too general end extensive use f Wmoco is iae audit hwm uf w(K Mim.-

ness, an affection which is occasioning anxiety both in Belgium and Germany, from its' influence upon railway and other accidents, and also upon military inefficiency, . - Dr. Samuel Peter contributes . an able paper on "Family Faults" to the Medical and Surgical Reporter, in which he commends the use of cod liver oil for children of weak vitality, and thinks it should be administered early long before the first summer and continue diligently in such doses as the" stomach will bear.

Sense and Sentiment. In oratory the greatest art is to conceal art. By being contemptible we set men's minds to the tune of contempt. Souls have complexions, too; what will suit one will not suit another. Good temper is like a sunny day, shedding brightness on everything. AVe are apt to consider an act wrong because it is unpleasant to us. To succeed, one must sometimes be very bold, and sometimes vory prudent. The mirage of falsehood is often mistaken for the verdant valley of truth. One's self-satisfaction is an untaxed kind of property which it is very unpleasaut to find depreciated. When gratitude has become a matter of reasoning, there are many ways of escaping from its bonds. People glorify all sorts of bravery except the bravery they might bestow in behalf of their neighbors. Cheerfulness makes the mind clearer, gives tone to the thoughts and adds grace and beauty to the countenance. Misunderstandings are frequently the cause of numberles3 discussions that often could bo rectified with kindness. By observation and experiment alone can the mind of man arrive at knowledge of the laws which rule the universe. Every man's work, pursued steadily, tends to become an end of itself and so to bridge over the loveless chasms of his life. Man's vital energies are sustained and de veloped by present work; they can not be nourished with draughts on the future. A mind unsteady oi purpose is like a toy balloon voering with every wind, drifting in many directions and arriving at nowhere.. I wenty men who believe what thev pro fess and live as they believe, are worth ruoro than 500 hypocrites to any good cause. Write your name by kindness, love and mercy in the hearts of thousands you come in contact with year by year and you will nevr be forgotten. Anybody can soil the reputation ofanv in dividual, however pure and chaste, by uttering a suspicion that his enemies will believe and his trionds never hear of. - Events are only the winged shuttles which flv from one side of the loom of lifa to the other, bearing the many-colored threads out of which the fabric of our characters is made. Happiness is like manna; it is to be gath ered iu grains a id enjoyed every day. It will not keep, it can not be accumulated, nor have we to ro out of ourselves into remote places to gather it, since it has rained down at our very doors, or, rather within them. Seeing a Man Home. I picked Simmons up pretty near dead drunk, and took him home. When I eot to his house, as t thought, I shook him a bit and said: "Here you are." "Bight," said he, and gave a big bang at the knocker. Up went a window, "YVlios tnere l screamed a woman. "I brought the old man home," said I. "All right," she said and came to the door, blie immediately seized holt of Simmons, and gave him such a shaking that bis teeth seemed to rattle in his head. "Who are you shaking of?" said he. "Goodness gracious, cried the woman, "that is not my husband s voice. I struck a match and she found that she had been shaking the wrong man. "There," said the woman furiously, 'I ve been sitting up here expecting mv busband home drunk, and now I've wasted my strength on a stranger." "Don't he live hero, said 1. "iSo. said the woman, "he don't." "What made you knock?" said I to Simmons. "Knock," said he, "you told me to." "I thought you lived here," said I. "Glad I don't," said he. I suppose he was thinking of the shaking he'd had. At last I found where he did live and got him home. Mrs. Simmons was sitting up lor him. As soon as ever we knocked, out she came. Oh?'' said she, "You're the wretch what makes my poor husband drunk are you? and she caught me a slap across the face. 1 ve never seen a drunken man home since. . A Pistol In the Parlor. fJacksoa Tribune and San.l There was quite a little scene enacted at a residence in this city several evenings ago. The young lady of the house had been en tertaining a gentleman irienu ior s snort time in her parlor, and as a young lady had been conducting herself as she should, when the gentleman, either by word or action, be haved himself in an improper manner to ward her. The insult was promptly resented by the young lady drawing her little pistol, and in a firm but polite manner requested him to knoel. The festive swain saw proper, from the pistolic demonstrations, to comply with her request, and did so. She then, with leveled pistol, .compelled him to remain in that position'until she could call her mother. In a few moments tne lady come in, and the von up- ladv nroceeded to relate the circum stance and the manner in which the gontleman had insulted ner. After this severe rebuke the trembling and abashed offender was n admitted to de part, a sadder but wiser manVand more con vinced than ever that a woman is a terribly .uncertain creature to tool with. - Thought He'd Broke Her Rib. -rStracase Snndav Times.! ; Ho was about leaving her. The ormolu (or something) clock on the Parian marble, mantle had just rung 11 upon its silver bell. The fire crackled in the burning grate. It was a very impressive scene. "M? darling.' said he, "when shall I look again into the blue depths of your eyes?" and he put both arms around her. "Come at the earliest possible moment, my king," said she; then be drew her toward him, hugged her just a little, and a kiss broke softly on the air. The sumptuous apartment was just flooded with bliss, when on the quiet scene, as ha clasped her to hia heart, there rang out a sound like the crack of a rifle, and he felt something u.tder his right arm. "Oh, je-whittakert" he yelled, as he rushed out doors, " I've broke her rib. by lingo, and he streaks it down the street, while there floated after him a pleading voice "Oh, my heart s idol, come back! . It was only a corset-bone !''. But he was gone. . To Take Grease Oat of Marble. rsclentlnc American. 1 Mix sal-soda with two parts of quick-lime in powder, moisten the mixture with solt cold water, coat the marble with this, and let it remain 12 hours. Then wash with water and a little soap if necessary. In 1850 the "Bronchial Troches" were In trod need, and from that time np to the prent their success; tn Uolds, coughs. Asth ma and Bronchitiibas been unparalleled. No hoarehold should be witboat "Brown's Bronchial Troches," a by their early ose most troubles of tha Throat Indooad by cold (aMv9IU.

i THE HOME.

It Is not doubted that men hare a home in that place where each one hat established his hearth aud the mum of hia poieeeeione aud furiance; whence he will not depart, if nothing calls bim away; whence If he has departed he seems to be a wanderer, and if he returns he ceases to wander. Definition from Civil Law. "Then stay at home, my heart, and rest The bird is safest in its nest; O'er all that flutter their wings and fly A hawk Is hovering in the sky;To stay at home is best." Longfellow, OCE YOISO FOLKS. The Fanny Mandarin. PALMER COX. There was a fanny mandarin Who had a funny way, Or sliding down the balustrade A dozeu times a day. With arms in air and streaming; hair. At risk of bone and brain. Around aud round the winding stair He slid the tail amain. The "surest" iru may miss the game, the "talest" ship go down, And one mistake will bring to blame The winest man in town. And thus it ran that daring man, Who never thought to fail, . . At last, in spile ot every plan, Went gliding oft the rail. The servanH then, unlucky men, Began to laugh and grin, Whiott, line a ilon iu lis den, Aroused that mandarin. "Ho, ho!" said he, "you laugh at roe? Now, slaves, you each shall slide !" And when they all had met a fall, He laughed until he cried, t St. Nicholas for December. All About a Toy Shop. ' BT LESLIE THORN E. The shelves of the Toy Thop were crowded full of toys, for Christmas was not verv far off, when, as every one knows, Santa Claus needs lots of fine things to select from and at night when tho little shop-keeper was .l T. 5 5 . , . . . asieep in nis oea unaer me counter, tney ail began to whisper to one another. "Somebody fetch me my little wooden hammer," said tho Xylophone, hoarsely, "I can't talk without my hummer!" "Nobody wants you to talk," said the Jew's harp. "tive every man a fair chance, said the Tin "Whistle. 'I've got a pair of hammers," said the Drum, "only they're tied up in brown paper, so that I can't get at 'em." "So have I," said the Tool Box. "If anvone would turn mv crank." said the Music Box.'Td show 'em what 'Hail Colum bia' meant.' But the Checkerboard lay quite silent and nover said a word, while a box of Wooden Soldiers went through the drill exercise, a Tin Train oi Cars rattled along the top shelf and a party of i rencu Uolls.who considered themselves very exclusive, chattered together in their box, and the little brown Story Book said nothing at all. A Jack inthe Box kept bobbing hisshaggy head upand down, and the Wooden Acrobats jumped and leaped, and the Woolly Dog on the counter, peeped over ta see why the Wheelbarrows were making such a racket. "If there s burglars about," said tho Woolly Dog, "it's my business to give the alarm!' "You'd better mind your own business," said a Donkey, with two baskets glued on hi back. ;'I don't see. for my part." said the 'King in a box of Ivory Chessmen, "how lever got into such a vulgar company. I beg your pardon, ma'am," to the biggest French Doll, 'I don t mean to include vou." But the French Doll, elegant as she ap peared, could say nothing but "Mamma, uiumrna! Papa, papa!" which, after all, was no answer to tho Chess King's remark. "1 wonder which of us will be bought first." said a velocipede. "Jle, of course," said the Chess Xing promptly." , "Jlamina! l'apa! said the biggest f rencli Doll, rolling up the fine blue eyes which were made to shut and open with the pulling of a wire. 'Me." said a Dancing Darkey, who was clattering up and down on his spring-board. "Jle, to be sure," said tne Woolly iog, who had a pink ribbon tied about his flufly neck. ' . But the Checker-board was silent, and the Story Book said nothing. The Aylophone,-who had got at his namer bv this timoi-be'ran to pound awav like a good fellow; the Tin Tea Sets clinked together in their boxes; the Marbles danced up and down on a Solitaire Board; a Toy Monkey becan to turn the crank of toe Mu-' sic Box, which ground "Hail Columbia' over and over again; the LTum beat a laltoo, and the French Doll cried, "Mamma, mamma! Papa, papa!", until every one was sick of the two words, and in tho midst of the general racket, the Toy Seller waked up in his bed under the counter. . - ' : ; "Bless me," said the Toy Sellor, "whatever is the matter? Has Bedlam broken loose, or is the whole city on fire?" But all was quiet and silent, livery toy held its breath. "It must have beenrats," said the Toy Mer chant. So he turned over and went to sleep again. As soon as it was morning, the little children began to gather around the windows and peep in at the brave show of toys. The Darkey danced as hard as he could, lhe Wooly Dog stared straight before him the French Doll simpered, and the Train of Tin Cars stood readv to start off as soon as anv one would buy bim. A French Fort, with real little cannons, sentinels, and soldiers in full uniform, looked contemptuously at a box of cheap Tin Soldiers, and a decorated China Dinner bervice pretended not to see a Pewter Tea Set which was marked "Only five cents." And every toy in the shop was in a flutter of expectancy to know whether or not he would be bought first. While the Toy Seller ate his breakfast of mush and milk in the little back shop, and secretly hoped that trade would be good, so that he could pay his rent, and get in a new stock of toys for the New Year. "If I was rich," said a little ragged lad who was flattening bis cold nose against the window glass, "I'd bny that there dancing nigger wouldn't it make the ' children at home laugh?" " The Dancing Darkey was very much pleased at this, and skipped up and down more nimbly than ever. . "I'd have the little whitepnp!" said another ragged elf, with hairsticking out of the crevices of his tattered straw hat, "I like dogs I does!"' " - - At this, the wool of the Woolly Dog stood up erect with indignation.. "The Impudence of some folks!" said he. "Where are his eyes, not to see that I belong to tho aristocracy I" "' "How I should like that charming big doll in the blue satin dress." said a little girl, who had been sent by her mother for a pitcher of beer, and was loitering by the way. The French Doll made no remark, but stared rirhtatraitrht over the little girl's bead. as if she were too haughty even to notice her. And a humble Kag Doll, lying on tne bottom shelf, where nobody could see her, secretly longed to be carried away to some little girl's home, and be cared for and made much of! ':.'" "But of course," said she, "nobody would notice a poor creature like me with that beautiful Talking Doll up in the window!" And the Checker-board aad the Story

fJook lay quite still, and si

id. nothing at all! irretty soon an old eon oman, with a bas kct on his arm, came bust is along, "Get out of the way. ihildren," said he. "Don't stand here, crowding up the sidewalk." I And all the eager little oiks stood aside to let hiui pass. "Have you any Dollsj" said he to the shop-keeper. "My littlo trandchidren are come to visit mo, and I mist provide them witn some amusement. ' The shop-keeper smiled 11 over. "Dolls!" cried he; "ol yes, plenty of them. Here is a very fine French doll, with a real Paris dress a doll t at can talk, and open and shut her eyes, ant " . ' - "What, that tawdry thiig!" cried theold gentleman in disgust. "1)4 you anil that a doll?" "Why, 1 wouldn't! have it in my house, naven't you anythpg better?" .i The shop-keeper bent dotn, and took up the humble Kag Doll, whidi trembled verv iiiucu io ii nu uerseii ho unexpecieaiy noticed. "Here is a plainer varietjL sir," said he. "That's the article for me " said the old gentleman, and he bought tl e Rag Doll, and put it in his basket. "What else can I serve ou with, sir?" said he. And all the other Toys l eganto flutter and rustle in eager hope. To AVoolly Dog shook himself, the Music Box tinkled softly, tho Ivory Chess King stood up straight in his box, and the Velocipede rattled his wheels. j "I'll take that!" said the old gentleman, pointing to the Checker-board. And a nice story book, to please my little niece.'' So the Story Book and the Checker-board, who had kept quiet so long, were bought among the first. , And the French Doll sal staring up in the window, saying, "Papa! Mamma!" and the Woolly Dog was a deal too expensive to be bought, and the haughty Ivory King was altogether overlooked. It was very strange. The Toys didn't understand it at all. "Rag Dolls!" said they. "And common lsather-covered Checker-boards and Story Books, that have absolutely nothing to say for themselves! What is this world coining to?" Tho shop-keeper said it was "hard times." Perhaps it was!" Clips for the Children. "Pa," said a little boy, "a horse is worth a great deal more, isn't "it, after it is broke?' Yes, my son. Why do you ask such a question?" "Because I broke the new rocking horse you gave me this morning." A Young Centenarian: Lady (with an eye for the picturesque): "How old are you, little boy?" Little darky: "Well, if you goes by wot mudder says, I's six; but if you goes by de fun I's had, I's mos' a hundred." Sunday-schoel teacher: "My dear children, can any of you tell why Abraham did not sacrifice bis son Isaac as he intended to. Which of you can give the correct answer?" Finally the son of a wealthy butcher says: "I know; because he wasn't fat enoueh."" Little Will thinks his papa the end of all perfection. One day he said, "Mamma, how good is God? As good as papa?" "O, ves," said mamma, "a great deal better." "Will looked up at bur as if she had uttered a heresy, and remarked emphatically, "Well, now, l don t believe tbatl "Peter, what are you doing with that boy?" asked a schoolmaster. "He wanted to know if you take 10 from 17 how many will remain; I took iU ot his apples to show him. and now he wants me to give 'em back." "Well, why don t you do it? "Uoz, sir, be would lorget how many are left. A five-year-old bov got hold of a micro scope, pulled a hair from his head, and was lound by his mother industriously taking ob servations, "Why, Johnny, what are you doinsr?" asked the mother. Johnnv renliod: ."Didn't you tell me that God numbered even the hair or our headsf" "les." "Well," said Johnny, "I'm looking for my number." TO PRINTERS ! THE SENTINEL CO. 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