Indiana State Sentinel, Volume 28, Number 47, Indianapolis, Marion County, 19 November 1879 — Page 7

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( : - THE 1NDIAKA STATE SENTINEL. T7EDNESD AY, NOVEMBER 19, 1879.

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BOB, TUB BRILLIANT.

Lecture on Liberty by Colonel Ingersoll at the Park Theater Last Evening. A Lire Audience Listen to the Words of the Eloquent Infidel A Characteristic Effort. Daily Sentinel of Monday. Colonel Robert G. Ingersoll lectured on "liberty Man, 'Woman and Child," last night, to a very fall house, at the Park theater. He came in a little late, bat immediately launched oat on his lecture a soon as he came on the stage. He was frequently applauded, and roars of laughter at times rolled through the house, as he conjured up his absurd figures. The following is bat a brief synopsis of the lecture of two hours' length: The only point I am trying to make is that no one has a right to depriTe us of the liberty to think as we please. I don't see why every clergyman mast be against me. I have a profound respect for every man who is trying to make tms world better. I don't believe any God will condemn any honest investigation. I don't believe any one's social position in Heaven will be any the higher for not having thought. If any one thinks he has control of his own. mind, let him tell what he is going to think tomorrow. I have confidence in the future because man has not control of his mind. It Is owing to where we are and the amount of brain we have a question of brain and sense. The house that hath a library in it hath a eoul. Everything we eat our wheat and corn are but civilized weeds. If min had a disease that he could not cure, he carried it to God and, as he found out how to cure it, he left it out of the list of prayer. Whoever has quit growing is orthodox; whoever is still voting for Jackson is ortho dox; whoever is petrified is orthodox. Orthodoxy regards a new idea as a tramp a bull dog in the front yard. 1 have said to myself, there is a regular development here; and, just in proportion as man has united his thought with hi labor, just so has he been freed from superstition. How is it that we have advanced on one side and not on the other? The savage believed in a Cevu with a cloven foot, just as some ministers believe me to ba. Have we not the same right to improve on the religion of the sav age as on bis habits of life, bis war club and pear? People (aid we want better things in . this life, but they didn't want to improve on his relieion. The god of these people never was koown to Bpeak to a single re spectable gentleman always confined his talk to the savage. All I ask is the right to improve on that gentleman s religion well as on his dugout and his tomtom. Our forefathers had an idea that people could think iust as they wanted to. it txoa wanted ns all to believe just alike, why did not He give us the same qualities and quantity of brain? I prefer the diversity of liberty to the monotony produced by fear. But our fathers believed in making peop'e all think one way. You can't sympathize with people in a different country from your own. I'm sorry there ever was a martyr in the world. But there were those who wouldn't give np. When our forefathers found such a man, they simply tore him to pieces with their racks, eta, and then threw him into some dncgeon. Voltaire abolished torture from France; the church introduced it; and because of his work of reformation, Voltaire died a wretched death, they say. When, for instance, a man said, "Christ is . the Eternal Son of God," and the church said, "Christ is the Son of the Eternal God," that was all the difference.' He was put to the rack and almost tortured to death, and then resuscitated simply because they desired to kill him again. These were the churchmen not Catholics only, but Presbyterians, too, who did this sort of work. And as I have looked on these instruments of torture I have felt the tortures, and when I think of these things I swear not only to preserve, but to augment the liberties of the human race. The time has come when the man can not be respeoted by going down to his grave holding to his genius and not using it to benefit mankind. Napoleon, the last emperor and I hope it will always be thus, the last emperor wanted to be emperor, and he only uted his genius to advance himself. - , aventy-one years ago England abolished ber slave trade, and before then her priests albo dealt in slaves, and profited by them. "Sarvants, be obedient to your masters," was the only message God ever had for the slave. Truth is, this world has only been fit for a lady and a gentleman to live in about 20 Jyears. When God made this world he noticed man looked lonesomelike he was waiting for a train; without. any politics no papers, no Bible. And so He made woman. So, one day about o'clock in the evening, God took a walk and round they had been eating those apples; and so he turned them out, and ' put on a special police force to keep them out. Bat there was another account, just like this, only written 3,000 years before this story, and all commentators agree that the former was copied from the latter. ' Marriage is a perfect partnership. Love is the only thine that pays 10 per . cent, to both the only thing in which extrav agance is economy. ' Marriage . . is the most sacred contract .man and woman can make.'. I believe in a perfeet, -absolute nartnershiD. I ain't very generous myself. bnt when I see a man who won't trust his wife with a dollar-I don't like him. I'd rather be a beggar and spend my last dollar like a king, than, be a king and spend my monev like a-beeear. " - Office confers no honor 'on anybody; man must confer honor on the place. We used to ' be taught that we-must get office to be . succesefnl: butl tell you the man that has " the love of one woman Is a king. I stood recently by the tomb of Napoleon a tomb magnificent enough for a ' deitv. I saw him as he naased through his lite, and as I looked at - him In all his magnificence, I thought would rather have been an unknown French peasant, wept over by those who loved me, than to have been jNapoieon tne ureal. uon tinned aoDlause.l We want something when we grow old. When you're young and good-looking, with ' nlenty of money, it's not hard to find some woman to love you: but when yon set old and get to be a nuisance, who's going to love you, then? The woman whom you clothed , with your love when you were young. She'll forget that yon are oia, ana leme ana iorMtint. ind von' 11 alwavasee her beautiful ' face. I can tbiok of - no more beautiful '1. aeena thai. - a . -'man and wife, ' band In hand, looking back' Over 60 years of married lit ev Don't. etcp courting. There isa great deal of misery by unfair courting. If vou swear ana annc ana cnew, buuih it, . and then if- the girl fovea you, you ve got the dead wood on her forever. Laughter. The only argument I have ever heard oi A aeainat women voting is that there are no rlwv.nt enoneh to vote with them. I want to do what J can to do away with the lash. But they say, suppose your ebild - lies. Well, most of ns will aamii mat tney come by It nor.esuy" it s- Dereuimry. tyrant father will have children that lie, Truth oomci from the rosy iipe of peace Ha from' the sale month of ,- cowardice. If you want your children to P tell the truth, tell them the troth. A great nuT rood people whip their children, Mm ta think when Christ said. Gauffer little children to eome onto me," that Ha nnlv said that to a-et them in strife ? Jug distance of a long wbip He carried under

Hie coat. I'd hate to die in the hands of a child I had whipped; I'd hate to have a child kiss me that I had ever struck.

There are days when it is too nice for a child to be good. The idea of a hell came originally from the ancestors of the first man the howling wild beasts. A finite man can not commit an innnite offense. This plan of atonement always saves the wrong man. The doctrine of hell used every thumb screw, and I hone vou will never give an other cent to have it preached. Never preach thiB infamous lie to your children or any one else. No day is too good for a child to be happy in. But when I was a little boy Sunday was too good for a boy to be allowed to laugh. We always went to bed in the old times when we were not sleepy ana got up waen we were. There is tomething in a man that says "I won't," and that's the foundation of oi progress, it uaea to oe mat cuuuren were told to let their victuals stop their mouths, but I'd rather hear their jests and fun at the table than to hear the beat opera in the world. Teach them that the wav to - be happy is to mas others happy. Love is the legal tender of the soul. You can't raise good people without proper conditions in soil and climate, any more than yon can raise straw berries at the North pole. M is with man as with vegetation. I think we came up from the lower animals. Not sure of it, but I think it was that way, for that is the way to account for hell in the ideas oi the world. And I'd rather belong to a race that sprung from the most senseless vertebrate and ended finally with Sbakespeare than to have descended from a perfect pair on whlcb the Lord bas lost money every day of His life. Colonel Ingersoll was not feeling very well durirg the lecture, beiDg troubled with a cold. He, however, proved verjr entertaining, and the occasional sincerity of expression which be assumed lent the leo ture an additional charm. His rippling laugh was contagious, and was responded to by the enure audience. Ingersollisms. Colonel lDgercoll is accompanied by his wife on bis lecture tour. W. L. Alien. E?q , well known in this city, is business agent for Ingersoll. At least 1,000 persons called on Colonel Ingersoll to pay their respects yesterday the Grand Hotel. at Colonel Ingersoll will deliver a lecture at Mnncie and one more at some point in Ohio, after which he will return to his home in Washington to look after his extensive legal business. Among the many callers on Colonel Ingersoll was a good-natured idiot, who informed the lecturer that he had a claim of $3,000 against the Government, and he wanted him to get it. The colonel, good humoredly, took out a memorandum book and took down all the facts furnished by the caller, promising that it would be all right. A number of young men who have had better training, and know how to behave, kept up a continual shuffling and giggling in the back part of the house, much to the ennoyanc3 of tboss who came to hear the lecture. When a person keeps up a continual stamping and clapping of the hands at sncb lectures of that of Colonel Ingersoll's, and frequently remarks: "That's so, by George," is natural to mink tost sucn an one is scarad over something. Among the callers on colonel ana Airs. Ingersoll were Mr. and Mrs. James A. McKenzie, the Washington street merchant. Colonel L and Mac were "boys together" in Obio. Mrs. Ingersoll has the presence of a queen, and is vivacious and hospitable in manner, placing the casual caller promptly at ease. She. is a native of Illinois, having the dis Unction of being born, married and giving birth to her first cbild in the same house. Their daughter (the first born) is now "sweet sixteen." A DESPERATE .DEED. Mothtr Persons Hersslf and Child Esther Than Give it Up. With one of tbe carloads of children pick ed up on the streets of Sew York and sent out West to find homes was Mary Kicley, She came out under the charge ot C. Frlegden, In 1857, and was gsven a home in Hen dricks county. She married Louis M. Jones, and after several years of trouble, being de. serted by him while living in Topeka, Kan sas, she coming to thss city; she applied for a divorce, alleging adultry, drunkenness and failure t3 provide. He was granted a dl vorce on a cross-corn plaint, with the custody of tbe four children, by Judge Holman. On Monday last she took the youngest child. Minnie, and walked .out to West Indianap. olis where she took' tbe I., B. and W. train to Browniburg. To escapa giving up the child, she gave - it, on Wednesday, a teaspoonful of arsenic and took a tablespoonfnl herself. The child died, and she probably will die. Mrs. Jones was 38 years of age, and lived with Mr. Smith, 04 V Irginia avenue. Her husband was a street csr driver on Vir ginia avenue. Mrs Jones' attorney, William A. Lowe, ou yesterday explained his action in the case to a Sentinel reporter, tie eaid that when Jones abandoned his wife he left the cbild, Minnie, with her bringing their three other children to this city with him. This caused the woman to become more de votedly attached to this child than to the others. When it appeared that her husband was litte'y to prove the allegations of his cross complaint, Mrs. Jones declared to her attorney tbat Bbe would kill herself and tbe child rather than give it up. The caso was set for trial on last Friday, but Mrs. Jones did not ap pear, and Mr. lowe says that be made an appeal to Judge Halman, of the superior court, to compel ber to bring the child Into court, as he feared she intended making away with it. Judge Holman declined to do this, and on Monaay the came up ana was decided in the absence of the defendant, tbe officer who. on the sscond appeal of Mr. Lowe, had been sent after her and the child. returning with the Information tbat he could not find them. The Gates Ajar. A large number of respectable German citizens of this city and Brem called on the governor yesterday In bebftlf of Herman Gates, the saloon keeper of this city, who was recently sentenced to the penitenti ary by a Clay county jury in spite of a proven alibi, for horse stealing. Tne woman, who at Abe trial identified him as the thief, now gives the name of another man, and exonerates Gates. Tbe governor granted the pardon, and in doing so undoubtedly liberated ao innocent man.' Alex Heron bas been in Chicago for the past week attending the National fat cattle show. ' He says there was a fine display. especially in sheep, and thai Indiana was represented by the following well-known agricultural gentlemen: Hons. John Sutherland, of Laporte; Boot Mitchell, of Frineeton ; K. M. Lockhart, of Waterloo, and J. is. Custer. 1 The State board met yesterday at the gov ernor's rooms and accepted the new addition to the State bnUdion form the contractors, Charles Dollman A Co. The work ia en tirely completed and the cost wae within the tint estimate 18,000.

A YE BY HARD CASE

Is Edward 0. Mason, the Absconding Messenger tnt Indiana Hational Sank, If the Subjoined Letter to the Ssntintl From Him ia Genuine A Uneeky Recital of Crime and Wandering Bound for Australia. i , Dally Sentinel of Saturday. The subjoined letter, purporting to have been written by Edward C. Mason, the 19 year-old boy who left hie position a messenger for the Indiana National bank during the first part of last September, and decamped for unknown parts, was received at the Sentinel office on yesterday. It will bs remembered tbat at the time it wss reported that Mason had stolen money from the bank, which he had lost at Chapin & Gore's gjool room. The bank officials, however. denied tbat the ooy naa taken any cash, and that he had proved to be nerfectly trustworthy during the four years he had been messenger. The evening prior to ms aepanure mason spent in tne company of tbe son of tbe landlady of the house at which he boarded, and after they bad gone to their room to retire for the night, Mason began rolling up a pair of pants in a bundle. His companion asked what he was doing that for. and whether he was going to leave, when Mason threw down the bundle with tbe remark, "No, I must be crazy." He then went to bed, but decamped as soon as his companion was asleep. Tbe letter has every appearance of being genuine, and though the sending of it stamps the writer as being exceedingly foolish, yet from accounts given of him by his young acquaintances it is not Inconsis tent with many of his traits. If a clear bill, which it appears to be, it proves young Macon to be an unconscionable young rocue. , Following is the letter. San Francisco, Cal., Nov. i, 1879. Dear Editor If yon will allow me apace I would lite to say to my old friends of Indiananolls tbat. Iam in sood health, and sail on the 7th ot the present month for Melbourne, Australia, ana will do aosem nve years. When I left IndlansDolis. I took tne I.. B. and W. train to Qntncy, 111.; then I took the "Tidal Wave" no tbe At issls.it dd! river ta tit. Paul. Minn., ana then skipping around for a while, I found myself In P arkershurg, W. Vt., and 1 thought I would co Bonth, and after traveling as far as Tallahassee, r la., 1 arrived at the conclusion U was no county for me, so I packed m v tent and, like the silent Arab, I stole away between two days'; and alter two weeks oi travel x arrived iu una city ui an cities, which I am soon to leave for a world unknown to tne. I understand, by reading the telegraphic news in the leading papeia, that Barnes, the clerk in IT. 8. court, has followed in my lootsteps, and you might tell Mayor Caveu to de clare abscond In; au epidemic in muianapous. The reonie. euoruv alter ray -aemw, atateu tbat I bad bcn speculating too heavy In pools at Chapin & tJore's; also that 1 did not take any ot ine oank a iunuH witn me, mere were two mistakes, for I quit Hub Hmtth a deadfall winner, and before "mysteriously disappearlne" from home, I Intrusted nineteen hundred and firt.v-two (tl,9j2)of the bank's funds to my keeping, and abont (SUaO) nine hundred and fifty of it has been spent in my wanderings. It Iain in luck, and get to my destination safely, I will once In a while contribute to your papr. Wlslilna the Sentinel 'and my old friends long life, 1 remain yours invisible, r.. v. aiArvJrt, A BIG GRAB. The County Treasurer's Office Bobbed on Last Wednesday Afternoon. i The Thieves Carry Away $985 in Clear Casta, But Lsave the Certificates. ' Daily Sentinel of Saturday. Wednesday afternoon, about 2 o'clock, a daring robbery was committed at the county treasurer's office. The facte, as related by Treasurer Loftin, are as follows: Between 1 and 2 o'clock p. m., wbUadl the other employes ot . the office were at dinner, with the - exception of Mr. Hogshire and tbe treasurer himself, two Washington county citizens, Hoffman by name, came into tbe treasurer's office to pay thir taxes, Mr. Loftin being acquainted with the men stepped from behind the counter and shook hands with tbem. An other gentlman came In, and he also spoke to htm. being away from tbe cashier e desk in all about three minutes. During this short interval, and while Mr. Hogshire was attending to tbe Hoffman brothers, two men entered from Dr. Lolun private office, and crawling, as It la cur posed, on their all fours, seemed all the cash there Ttad in the cashier's drawer, $985 in money, and a tin box wbioh contained the naid county order certificates. Within three quarters of an hour after the daring robbery was perpetrated, Mr. Jackson Landers came to the office, bearing tbe small tin box, which he found In bis etable sbed. all battered np and the orders strewn about tbe place. Two men were seen to enter this stable yard in a horse and buggy a short time before, and they are undoubtedly the bur glars. The men who were engaeed in the rob bery were undoubtedly perfectly familiar with the office. The men have not as yet been arrested, but It is only a matter of time before they will be brought to justice. OPIHIOBS Of the Attorney General on the Subject of the Assessment of Taxes and the Charge for Publishing the Dellnquent Tax List. A decision was rendered in the superior court, recently, which is of much interest to the taxpayers and city and county treas urers. Suit was brought to recover taxes assessed against personal property, running back to 1872. Judge Elliott decided that officers could only go back for two years and sollect back taxes. Attorney Ueneral wool len gave an official opinion a few days ago approving ot toe aecision. xesterasy, in answer to a communication from the treas urer of Vigo county in regard to tbe opinion, be says: "The decision you refer to bas no application to the collection of delinquent taxes on taeaupiicate. it refers to property not assessed. You co'lect. if possible, all delinquent taxes you and on the duplicate without regara to nine. In answer to a communication on the sub ject, the attorney general has given his opinion tnat newspapers are aiiowea to charge 35 cents a description in publishing the delinquent tax list, as the latest enact ment on the suDisct, pasea March 31. iss. prescribed this amount, altaough a prior act oi Marco zi aiiowea oniy zu cents. At a social gathering a few evenings ago. at which a young widow was present, con solation and sympathy were being expressed lor her in ner oereavemem. when Jaa v exclaimed: "Well, a dead husband is better than a bad live one, for yoa can always tell Where ne is at nignisrBreed Up. Journal of Agrlculture.l One of the oldest breeders of thorouehI bred stock in the United States urged upon ns the necessity of keeolnc before oar read ers the necessity of breeding np improving I annually every head of stock kept on tbe

farm. This is what we have attempted to do for years. Be tbe stock what it may,

horses, cattle, sheep, hogs, poultry, or, in deed, anything else, nothing short ot a thoroughbred sire can be used to advantage. Our friend denounced in unmeasured terms the lax habit, becoming too common, of using grade or homebred sires, and a mo ment a consideration will snow any man ol experience tbe impropriety of such a course. lake our native cows as an instance: when bred to a thoroughbred bull they are more than apt to produce a well favored cross, and because it is so, if a male, the owner Is so pleased with him as iu many instances to make use of him in future years to top b:s herd. Now it mast be patent that bred to the same class of animal as his dam, his get, instead ot being ball blood, will only be one quarter, ana nnless the circumstances and surroundings are very favorable, tbe inferior blood will ba pretty sure to show Itself in even greater proportion?. But if, on the contrary, a thoroughbred sire only is used, the tendency ill be no ward every year, and the herd surely improving We are no reason why the blood of the thoroughbred scrub should not be as potent as that ot improved stock, and we verily believe that the ingrained cussedness of the ooe is as apt to crop out as tbe well-proportioned development of the other. It would be the height of folly. therefore, to use anything short of a fullblocaed tire ou any stock on the farm. "BABIES." A Very Homorou Speech by Mark Twain. Tbe following is Mark Twain's response to the tcast "Babier," which was the humorous event of the banquet given to General Grant at tbe Palmer House, Chicago, on Thursday nigbt. Tbe fifteenth and last regular toast was "rue Babies As tney comfort us in our eorrows, let as not forget them in our fes tivities; ' and o this Samuel L. Clemens responded. He eaid: I like that. We have not ail had tbe good fortune to be ladies. We have not ail been generals, or poets or stateemen, but when the ioai works aowu 10 me oaotea, we siana on common ground, (laughter) for we hate ail been babies. Renewed la uk I iter. It Is a shame that for a thousand years the world's oaoqueis nave Diirty ignored me oaDy laughter as if he didn't amount to anything. Laughter. If you will atop and think a minute ; if you will go back 60 or 1W years to your early married lite laughter and recon tem plate your nrat naoy, yon wilt remember tunc he uniouuU-d to a good deal, and even some thing ovt r. (Uoars.) You soldiers a'l know that w..eu the lime fellow arrived at family headquarters you had to haud in your resignation. Laughter. He took entire command.' You became hi lacaey ; hU mere body-setvant Uugmer, and you had to atand around, too. I Renewed lauKhler.i lie was not a commander who made allowances for time, d.nunce. weather or ariythlng eUe Convulsive M-reama. You had to execute his orders whether it was pofwlble or not lroar, una there was only one firm ot marching In his manualof luetic, and ihHt was the Oouble quick, f Should. lie treHted you with every H.rt of fuaoleuce and einretipect laughter, and the b uvtt of you didn't dare to sy a word. Great laughter.) loucouiarare me aeain storm nt ikmelxon and VlcSaburt, and give back blow for blow. but when heciawtM our whlxkers and pulled your hair, and twlHted your noae, you had to take It. R'jurs When the thunders of war were aonnding In jour earn; you set your faces toward the butteries ana auvaucea wiw itiea-.y ireaa, bat when he turned on the terrors ot his warwboop Laughter you advanced In the other direction, aud miguty giaa oi tne euance, loo. iitenewea laughter. I When he called for Booth In if ayrup did yon venture to throw out any side remarks about certain aervicts being unbecom ing an omcer onu a gentleman t Luoixterons laughtsr. No, yon got up and aud got It. Great langhler-l When he ordered hla'pap botue," and It wan not warm, did you talk baokT Lauguter. JS'ot you. Renewed Laughter. You went to work anu wnrmea iu isnouui I You even descended so far In your menial office as to take a suck at that warm, luslpld atanTlanghter,Juat losee It it was right, three parts water to one oi mua iiumnuaons laugnter, a touch of sugar to modify the colic laughterj, and a drop of peppermint lo kill thow immortal hiccoughs. Roars. 1 can taste that atafl'. Laughter. And bow many things you learned an you went along. Senti mental young folks still take stock In that beautiful -old saying, tbat when the babv smller it ia becauxe the angels are whispering to nim. very pretty, out loo inin; simply wind on the atoinscu, my friends. Shout. If the baby proposed to take a walk at his asuai hoar, 2 o'clock in the raorniuc iaugnierj, aian t yoa rise up promptly and remark, with a mental addition, which would not Improve a Sundayschool book much laughter, tnat that was the very thing you were about to propose yoursell. Ureal roars.) "Oh, you were under good discipline laughter, and as you went paltering uo aua uown tne room in an undress unixorm iiauKiiier you not oniy pranieo UO' dignified baby talk, but even tuued up your martial voices ana iriea to lung "tioca-a-oy, Baby, In the tree-top," for lnatauee. I Ureal laughter.) What a spectacle for the Army ot tbe Tennessee! Ilauguterl and what au aitlleiion lor tne neigoDora, too, lor ii is not every - ooav wiinin a nine arounu mai uaea military music at o'clock In the morning. Laughter. And wnen you naa oeen keeping tnu sort ot thing up twoor three hours, and v our little Vrlvet bead Intimated mat nothing suited htm like exercise and noise laughter "Uo on", what did you do? You atmpiy went on until you dropped in me jasiaium. iiJtuguter. The idea that a baby doesn't amount to anything! Why, tbe baby is just a house and fiont yaid full by Itself. Laughter. One baby can fnrnlbh more business than you and your wnoie interior oepanrneni can aiteno to Laughter. He is enterprising, irrepressible. Drim inn ox lawless acuviitea. uiasnier. Do what you please, you can't make him stay on tbe reservation. IOreatahonts.1 Sufficient unto the day Is one lately, il.augbter.l As long as you are In your right mind, don't you ever pray for twins. Laughter. Mr. tremens is me lamer ox a pair, l vinttimouoi to a per manent not ( laughter , and there ain't any real difference between triplets and an insur rection. Uproarious shouts.) les. It was high time for a toaxt to the inkaaea to recog nlze thelmportanceof thebabiea. I LAughter. SO years from now. We shall n'l be dead, 1 IHlUk .11., IB .U OMVIV .V UV EfiVKVlUi, VIUU, trust laugnteri, ana men mis nag, ti it auii survive, and let us bone it may, will be float ing ovrr a itepnbLic numbering aasuuu.uuusouis, according to the settled laws of our Increase, our present schooner ot state i laughter win have grown Into a political leviathan a Great Eastern. The cradled bibles of to day will be ou deck let them be well trained, for we are going t leave a big eon tract on their hands. Laughter. 1 Among the 8,ouu,uuu or .uuu,uuu crad es now rocking in tne land are some which thiana tion wonld prexerve for ages as sacred things, it we could know which ones they are. In one of these cradles the unconscious Farragut of the future is at this moment teething. li.augnier i nina ox it, aua, putting in a wora ox ueaa earueat, inaixicutateu, nut per fect.lv luaiiflable. orotanttv over it. too liiiiahler.l Ia another the future renowned astronomer la blinking at tbe shining milky wav with bat a llnuld Interest poor little chap and wondering what baa become of that other one thev call the wet nurse. Laughter. Iu another the future great histo rian ia lyitig, ana aououeBe win continue to lie laughter un' il h ! earthly mission is ended In another tbe future president ia busying blmaelf with no protonnaer problem ot state than what the mischief baa become of his hair so early. iLangbterl and in a migbty array of ot tier cradles there are now some 60,000 future offioe-neekers getting ready to furnish him occasion to grapple with mat same old proulem a second time ; and in stall one more cradle, somewhere under the nag. the fat are illustrious commander-in-chief of tbe American armies, is so little burdened with his approaching grandeurs and responsibilities aa to be giving bis whole strategie mind at this moment to trying to find out some way to get bis big toe Into his month, laughter an achievement which, meaning no disrespect, the illustrious guest of this evening turned his attention to some SU years ago, and if theeblld Is but a prophecy of the man, mere are mighty few who will doubt that he succeeded. Laughter and applause. His Mercenary Instincts Crop Out. Rockland Courier. There cornea a time in a young man's experience when it suddenly dawns upon his youthful mind tb.-.t life is stern and real, and that only by tbe severest labor and greatest selt denial can he hope to accumu late even a modicum of wealth. Then he promptly marries a girl with a wart on her nose, and goee home to live with her $00,000 parents. "We are coming Father Abraham 300.000 more" to indorse the good and effective qualities of Dr. Ball's Cough Syrup in every 1 01 cough, colas, etc.

HEALTH IS WEALTH HealofBodyjsfealtliof Mini RADWAY'S Sana; arilk Mmi Pure blood makes sound flesh, strong bone and a clear skin. If you would have your flesh firm your bones sound, without caries, and your complexion fair, nae RADWAY'S SAR SAPARILLIAN RKSOLVENT. A Grateful Recognitidn. "To cure a chronic or long-standing disease is truly a victory in the healing art; that reason log power that clearly dlsoerns defect and supplies a remedy; that restores step by step oy degrees the braly which has been slowly attacked and weakened by an insidious disease, not only commands oar respect but deserves our gratitude Dr. Radway baa furnished mankind with that wonderful remedy. Had way's Sarsaparilllau Resolvent, which accomplishes this result, and suffering humanity, who drag ont an existence of pain and disease, through long days and long nigh ta, owe him their gratitude." Medical Messenger. FALSE AND TRUE. We extract from Dr. Rad way's "Treatise oa Disease and lie Care," as follows: U8T OF DISKASES CURED BT .

Eaiwai's Sarsajarillian Eesotat Chronic Skin Diseases, Carles or the Bone, Humor In tbe Blood, Scrofulous Diseases, Bad or Unnatural Habit of Body, Syphilis and Venereal, Kever Sores, ('nronle or Old Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Rickets, White Swelling. Scald Head, Uterine Affections, Cankers, Uiandular Swellings Nodes, Wasting and Decay of me Body, Pimple and Rlotche. Tumors. irysneDsla. Kidney and BUdder Diseases, Chrome Kbeutnailsm and Uout, Consumption, Gravel and Calculiins Deposit, aud vai let lea of tbe above complaint to which sometimes axe given specious times. We assert that there Is no known remedy that possesses the curative power over these diseases that Uadway's Resolvent furnishes. 1 1. cure step oy atep, surely, from the foundation, and restores I he Injured pvrtsto their anu ml condition. The wastes uf the body are stopped and healthy blr-od ta supplied to the ystem, from which new material In formed. This I t lie first corrective power of Radway 'a Resolvent. In cases where the frrstem has been sali vated, and Mercury. Cluickallver. Corrosive Sublimate have accumulated and become dupoolted la the bones. Joint, etc., causing carries of the bonea, rickets, spinal curvature. contortions, white swellings, varicose veins, etc the Sarseparililan wlU resolve awav hete .depoMia and exterminate the virus of he disease from tbe system. If those who are lakino- these medicines for the cure of chronic. Scroiulonsor Syphilitic diseases, however slow may be the cure. leol iuy, tueir uena ana wcignt increasing, or even keeping Its own. It Is a sure sum that the care Is progressing, la tbeae diseaaee tbe path-'ut either gets better or worse tbe virus of the disease la not inactive; If not arrested aud driven from the blood It will spread and continue to undermine the constitution. As soon aatheSarsapariliiau matis tbe patient "loel oetter, every nour you win grow oeuer, ana increase in neaun, Btrengtn anu nean. OVARIAN TUKSilS. The removal of these tumors bv Radwav'a Resolvent la now ao certainly established tbat what was once considered almost miraculous Is now a common recognized fact by all par lies, witness tne ewes oi rianuan f. Knapn, Mrs. C. Krapf. Mrs J. H. Jolly and Mr. P. D. Heudrlx. published In onr Almanac for 1K7V: also, that of Mrs. C. S. Blublns, in tbe present vuuiou oi uui raise anu i rue. Oae Dollar Per Bottle. 3IINUTE RE5IEDY, Only requires minutes, not hours, to relieve paiu ana cure acute uiseaae. KIDDY'S REAM RELIEF In from one to 20 minutes, never falls to re. heve PalN with one thorough application. no matter now violent, or excrnciauna me Dnln. tbe RHEUMATIC. Bed-ridden. Infirm. Crippled, nervous, neuralgic, or prostrated with disease may suiter, RADWAY'S KKADY RELIEF will afford Instant ease. Inflammation of tbe Kidneys. Inflammation of the Bladder, Inflammation of me Bowels, Congestion of the Langs, Sore Throat, Difficult Breaming, raipitation oi me i-ieart, uyatenea. Croup, Diphtheria, Catarrh, Influence,, Beadache. Toothache. Neuraala. Rheumatism. Cold Chills, Ague Chills, Chilblains, Frost Bites, Bruises, Summer Complaints, Coughs, Colds Sprains, Pains la the Chest, Back or lambs, are inatanuy relieved. - FEVEtl AF2D AGUE. Fever and Ague cured for SO cents. There la not a remedial agent Is tbe world that will cure fever and ague and all other malarious. Billons. Scarlet. Tvnuoid. Yellow and other fevers, (aided by Rad way's Pills) so quickly as Uadway's Ready Relief. It will In a few momenta, when taken according to directions, cure Cramps, Spasms, Sour Stomach. Heartburn. Hick Headache, uiarrhoea. Dysentery, colic, Wind in the Bowele, ana au internal rains. Travelers should always carry a bottle of Radwav'a Ready Relief with mem. A few drops In water will prevent sickness or pains rrom change oi water, it is oetter uoau r reacn brand v or bitters aa a stimulant. Miners and Lumbermen should always be provided witn it. CAUTION. All remedial agents capable of destroying Hie by an overdose should be avoided. Morphine, opium, strychnine, arnica, byosclamus and other power! u I remedies, does at oerudn times, in very small doses, relieve the pat .oat during their action In the system. Bnt perbaps the second dose. If repeated, may aggravate aud increase the sufferine. and another dofe cause death. There is no necessity for using these uncertain aiteiita, when a positive remedy like Hadwav's Ready Relief will top the most excruciating pain quicker, without entailing tbe least difficulty In either Infant or aaun. THE TRUE BELIEF. Rndwsy's Ready Relief Is the only remedial agent lu vogue mat win instantly atop paw. Fifty Ceate per Bottle. RAD WATS JEeuiatiiig Pills. Perfect Purgative", Boothia Aperients, Act Wliaaat s-us, iwj at enable and Natnral 1st tnetr Operation. A Vegetable Substitute For Calomel. -perfnot.lv tasteless, eleeantlr eoated wltn sweet arum, punte. regulate, portly, eieause and strengthen. Rad way a Puis for the care of nil disorders of the-Stomach, Liver, Bowels, 1,'Miipvi. Klalder. JNervous uiaeaaes. ncauaebe. Con ssll nation, Costiveness. Indigestion, lrysperjeia. Biliousness, rever, innammauon 01 the Bowels. Piles and ail derangements of the internal Viscera. Warranted to e fleet a per fect cure. Purely vegetable, containing do maMnnmiimnliM deleterious druas. Unserve the following symptoms resulting Mim iiIbdum nf the Tliirestive Orsans: rinnattnatlnn. f n ward Piles. Fullness Of Blood In tbe Head, Acidity of the Btomach, Nau-e, Heartburn, disgust of food, fullness or weight in the stomach, sour eructations, sinking or fluttering at me heart, choking or suflerlng .un..Hnni when in a ivlnor uostnre. dimness of vision, dots or webs before the sight, fever and dull pain in tne neaa, ueucieuj u pe niminn miimnM nf the skin and eyes. rSun in the aide, chest, limbs, and audden knahMAf hAnt Hnv-ntnff In tllA flerth. A few dneeaof Bad way 'a Pllla will free the system from ail the above named disorders. Price Jb oenu per box. Hoia oy ornggiwa. Head "FALSE AUD THX7E. SVMin-alaUaratamn ta RADWAY A CO BO, 8 Warren, eorner Ohureh street. New York. V Information worth thousands will be sat yoa.

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