Indiana State Sentinel, Volume 28, Number 46, Indianapolis, Marion County, 12 November 1879 — Page 7

THE INDIANA STATE SENTINEL, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 12, 1879.

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LIFK-PEESEEVINC LEMONS.

he Elixir Vitus Found at Last The CitronIan System. ; London Telegraph, October 21.J According to Dr. Wilhelm Schmoele, hose voluminous treatise intitled "Matro"ytikand Eubanik, two scientific methods the - prolongation and embellishment of Iman life," has recently been subjected to imewbat tevere criticism in the German ress, ons of the four great natural secrets hat have bnffUd investigation for at least a score of centuries has at lengtn oeen aiseoTered by gentleman whose university diplomas demonstrate bim to be equally at home . in philosophy and medicine, and- who, moreover, is a fullblown professor of pathology. The .transmutation of metals, quadrature of the circle and perpetual motion still remain nMbwhlv luwnaA TO Bchmoeie has not yet turned nis attention to them, but the elixir of life stands revealed to us. All that the aipirani to immoderate longevity has to do is to absorb a sufficient quantity of lemon juice daily, or better still, to eat a fixed numoer of lemons. baring: relation to nis or ner age or sex, every morning and evening. Dr. Schmoele duces several instances oi we eincacy itb. which the consumption of lemocs imulatcs aged persons to evade the assaults the ' Phantom on tne raia iiorse. na aa vet unable to mention v case in which the imbibition of lemoninire has enabled an authentic human beine to live forever, but he c jDlideutiy nopes ih future ages far remote to supply posterity with an illustration in his own person of his theory that '"he who wiil only eat lemons enough need never die." Failing a living example of indisputable immortality, such as would carry conviction to the soul of the most hardened skeptic Dr. Schmoele directs our attention to the celebrated painter. Count Waldeck, who died in Paris a abort time ago at the some what advanced age of 120 years. The proftsscr seems to fancy that this tough artist proves the correctness of the above quoted theory, because Count Waldeck was in tbe habit, every springtide, of devouring huge quantities of , horseradish soaked in lemoa juice. "It was not the horseradish," says Dr. Schmoele, . "but the lemon juice, that prolonged his life for so many years." But we have only -the professor's word for the truth of this postulate. It may be that the venement pungency of the horseradish kept Count vValdeck'a vital spark aglow for such an in ordinate length of time, and that the secret of immortality lurks within that fiery root. Besides, the count died after all, so that lemon juice, or horseradish, or both combined, only enabled him to starve off the evil day for a period of time which, considered in relation to eternity, can not but be accounted as brief and unimportant. "Makrobiotik and' Eubanik" teaches us what we are to do in the way of swallowing lemon juice in order to attain an age to which that of Methusaleh was, so to speak, mere immature adolescence. To ladies over 40 and under 50, commeuumg the citronian system, he prescribes two lemons per diem, while gentlemen between those ages must - 'assimilate" at least three lemons daily. Between SO and 60 the dose for ladies is set down at three, for gentlemen at four lemons a day. One lemon more per diem is ordained to esoa sex for every additional decade, so that centenarians must consume, H women, their eieht lemons daily if men, no fewer than Bine. Upon attaining his hundred and

.: twentieth year, therefore, like Count Wal- ; , deck, the gentleman who should at that 1 1 period experience tbe desire further to pro - - Ions his existence would find himself face

to face with tne terrible prospect oi naving to swallow 4,015 lemons per annum for 10 successive years, if he wished to live so : long. Perhaps . a aecaae oi me wouia bi held dear by the mjonty of cen-'-tecarians if it had to be purchased by the . deglutition of 40,000 lemons. The mere notion of so sour a diet is enough to suggest

. row" bv the friendly aid of the dagger or the

, bowL It is tcircely possible even to think ' of eating 40 000 lemons without a shudder

and a convulsive contortion of the facial - muscles. What would life be worth, even ' to the "heir of all the ages," if raddled with ' the chronic stomaohe ache that one would think must accrue to the wight condemned to imbibe the juice of a dozsn lemons daily? "SCOOPED.'

I A Chicago Man Claim His Town Hal One on

, , St. Louis.

- : Two men started out for a walk. One bad - . a cutaway coat, tight pantaloons, with hots' -t torn a flared, a hat with a band or weed on it vard wide, a collar six inches wide, a seal

- on hi chain as big and red as a "danger lantern," and cane with a poodle dog's ' -; bead on one end of it- He had a Chicago

' mmnrnr-m nnnir hi. aotii anrl fhlt waa Ih, v town 11 B uaiiea iroui iub uuir was a mwest man, but one who showed that he was self-possessed, calculating, and in a proper . mood to smile at the thunder, if at bim it roared. He had been showing his "brother" from the lake around tbe city. The latter had been compelled to ; admit the superiority of St. Louis as a com mercial center; said tbe parks hers were 1m mense; that the tunnel was hollow; that the jail had patent escapea. and that there was a . bridge of such magnificent proportions that , it could not be swung. The 8l Louis man's face brightened as if it were under a sun " burst of elory. ' -Still." said the Chicago man. "we get away with you on the sensations." "1 don't see it," was the business-lite re ply. "Donaldson left as and never came back. and then you fellows fretted in the harness nntu vou sent np wise." The St. Louis man said he would not de- ' scend to sncb trivial points. "We snooped yon last night," said the Chicagoan, changing his directory to the other arm. , '. . - "How was tbatr "Zich Chandler came to Chicago to die,' aid the lake-front man boastinely. "WelL I confess," retorted the St Louisan. "that you have a better town to die in than we have." - The Chicago man was staggered a minute. , but be rallied in true Chicago style and pat . It in this way: "No truly great man would want to be found dead in such a town aa this." They went np to the club. ; Th Whipping; Feat in Texas. From the Paris North Texan. f Tbe grand jury has finished np its work ' and adjourned. From the report below it will be seen that the honorable body bas . seen the necessity for a whipping post, and so state in their report We bave long felt this necessity, and the Iforth Texan is glad to know that such a body as onr last erand - jury baa spoken on tbe subject. Every such body in tbe State should do the same. It la a fact beyond- : the ' shadow of doubt that the people of Texas, the taxpayers we mean, favor the establishing in every county of the State. whipping-post that will make the fur fly from that class of sconndrels who so much . enjoy the comforts of tbe county jail. The truth is, it is a matter of simple right that , tbe wbiDPinc-poet should come into use in ' xfar State. Look over tbe amounts that are expended annually in earing for worthless scoundrels, who are rewarded by being fed and clothed at tne expense oi tne taxpayers. and it is all the proof that is required to bow that snob la tbe ease. Let tbe grand jury, tbe people and the papers speak out on this anestion, ana let all agree to never elect an aspirate to the Legislature unli be will pledge his support to tbe whippingpost. Tbe following is an extract from the renort of tne rrand lurv: we nave been in session for IS days and have found 87 true i bills, and donbtedleai, bad it not been for the viae and timely instructions received in

your honor's charge to us, to procure evidence on both sides of doubtful cates. there would have been many more -"bills found:

consequently, we feel that we have good cause to congratulate tne taxpayers o Lamar county. We also think a large per centage of the bills found eonld have been avoided by a well-regulated whipping-post law. ON TOE THIRD TERM. The Suggestion a Crime Against Popular Government. Donn Piatt in Washington Capital) While we should hesitate to say that all supporters of Grant's third term are rogues, we do say, without fear of successful denial, that all rogues are advocates of that man, whose brutal ignorance did more harm to our Government as its president than Jeff Davis accomplished as its enemy. When Grant is nominated which lie will be by acclamation a startled country will realize the revolution that nomination is meant to complete. It is a part of our unwritten constitution, bequeathed ns by the Father of His Country, and since cherished with love and respect. No man, however popular since, hos ventured to suggest violation of that practice; no party, until now, bas been mad and blind enough to even contemplate such a crime. We use the word "crime" advisedly; for there is a meaning in the law of usage, prohibiting a third term, which lies deeper than the mere will, or even tbe patriotic impulses of our first president. It is this: Our selfgovernment is founded on a system which recognizes that at all times and under all circumstances, the sovereign power lodged in the people can assert itself through its official agents. The humblest citizen may be called to the presidency, and for the time being becomes tbe visible head of the Republic, deriving all his power from the people who called him into place. His term of office ended, he gives way to a like successor, ana resumes his citizenship, no better than any one of the millions he so lately representee., xa a word, we are governed by a system that is founded on the belief that tbe people can at all times furnish official agents to execute their will under the constitution, and we are not governed by men, as in Europe, recognized as God's annointed, either through kingly birth or kingly intellect. We have no place in tbe Republic for princes no opening (or (Jsesara or napoieons. Recognizing this grave truth. Washington, the greatest man tbe world was ever blest with, gave us the crowning glory oi nis beautiful life in laving down sword and commission at tbe end of his second term, thereby not onlv expressing his deep faitihin the Republic he had helped to create, but lifting himself above the vulgar ambition which makes individual greatness a scourge to humanity. Since then no man hai dared even to sng gest a violation of his illustrious example until now: and that we have a party to offer. and a creature to accept, marks but too plainly the decay of our Republic and the blunted Datriotiem oi our people. When this infamy is done if ever it is done it would be appropriate to take from its sacred receDtacle the uniform of Wash ington, and encasing this vulgar, stupid uiuroer in it, eua to ma siae tne swora oi Washington, and let the chief justice, in stead of administering an oath that has no loneer a meaning, read the funeral services of tbe dead, that the world may know that a Republic that was b3rn in a blitz? of glory has gone out in an ending so mean ana piu ful that the honest heart sickens of humanity. v . C, ulpit Plagiarism. The Boston Traveller tells the following very good story of Or. Kott, of Union Col lege, in connection witn a similar case oi pulpit plagiarism: A vounz divinity student bv the name of Burroughs was a candidae for a vacant pulpit, and in those days such applicants were sub jected to a severe examination by the resident miDlsu-y in me vicinity, une oi mese was the preaching of a sermon. The council sat an aay, tne uoctrinai examination eariy in the mornluit. the sermon tollowimc. The rermon twine public, large numbers alhered to bear young Burroughs, who had already oecome noiea lor nis uueni. partic ularly oratory, and who was the son of a well-known clergyman. The sermon was success, the audience aeiignted ana tne clergymen unqualified in tbeir praise. After dinner tney reassemDiea to compare notes and decide upon accepting Burroughs as brother minister. Dr. Kott presided. One alter another delivered their opinions, and they waited breathlessly to hear wbatthe great divine. Dr. Nott, would say. It was not lone before, iu a stern voice, he said Brethren. I am astonlxhed that you should be so easily deceived. The young man is an lm poster. Tbe sermon be preacbed this after noon was stolen, it is one oi tne famous ttobrt Hall s sermons. I have It in my li bra nr. Bend for the voune man." Tbe youug man appmred, looking every way tbe culprit. Dr. Nott then addressed him: "Young man, do yon know that you have committed a great offense, not only toward man, but toward UodT Tne sermon you preached to-day you stole; here is tbe evidence (showing him the book . Now, sir, what have yoo to say?" AU prevent expected to see him wilt, bat he modestly turned to the audience of ministers, and said : "May I explain V The reply was: "Yes." Then turning to Dr. Nott and looking; him squarely in tbe face, he began: "When I was in college, and during my vacation, wnue traveling inrousn tne btaie. I stopped at a large town over Sunday. Learning that the celebrated Dr. Nott was to preach, I availed myself of the privilege of attending. But the half had had not been told me, it was eloquence realized. My father, sir. who, yon know, is a clergyman, frequently la instructing me re marked: mt sod, whatever yoa near ana treasure it up;tn memory, yoa have a perfect right to use as your ewn. bat not what you read.' Now, sir, whether it was the fame of Dr. Nott or his powerful disco urce. I treasured op more of the sermon in my memory tbanl was wont to ao. me sermon you nea.ru to-oay x heard t bat day. and now, sir." looking at tbe doctor with a piercing eye, "if I btole that ser mon yoa stole it nrst. , - An Embarrassing Bequest. Bennington (Vt.) Banner. There Is a young man in Bennington who. having occasion to order some shirts from a well-known firm in Troy, bad written them: Bend me sample oi the cloth your shirts are made ot" Before addressing the postal friend came in. and a carriage ride was Jilanned, which called for an invitation of a ady to enjoy the drive with them. Tbe latter message was also written on a postal card, and both were mailed. The result was that the shirt firm received a cordial invita tion to take a carriage ride by moonlight; and the young lady well, ask the parties interested what has been said about it. Spruille Braden. rchloage Tribune Washington Special. The proposition to make 8pruille Braden. of Indianapolis, an ensign in tbe United States navy stands next. You rm Braden is sn Indiana boy, a sort of pet of Senator McDonald. Braden served in some Eagllsh naval training school, and has had consider able notoriety in this country because of his refusal to surrender his allegiance to the United States in order to bs enrolled in the British navy. This proposition was con sidered at some leghth in the last Congress, wnere it encountered defeat. . A Question Full of Philosophy. Hprlngfield Republican.! A Washington young lady of the mature age of six propounded tbe following ques tion to ner aunt the other aay. it was alter the story of the creation and tbe tail had been related, and the young lady had been meditating for some time on tbe moral of it, when she suddenly broke out with: "Aunty, after Adam and ve disobeyed Ood. whv didn't He kill 'em and begin over again?" It is not impossible that the question Has oc curred to older people. If Snooeaa be tbe true test of merit, it la certainly a settled fact that "Brown1 Branentai Troches" bave no equal for tne prompt relief of Coughs, Colds and Throat troubles.

THE FRONT GATE.

Discussion of the Different Methods o Swinging on It. New York Timet. In all ages the front gate bas been recognized as an indispensable- element of real rtf ,tt,oAcriile hfivn heart rtnurtod in wu.toU.K. w , brown stone houses oevoiaoi ironi varus ana of every species of practicable gate, but in such cases tne poetry oi iove running is ihcking. 'According to Buckle and Darwin and Spencer, domestic happiness exists only in countries whore front gates abound. Why is it that tbe French marriages are arranged by the parents of the bride and froom, and are hence based, not upon love, ut upon convenience? and why, in our land are marriages arranged without the slightest reference to the old people? It is plainly becauso in Franco the front gate is rare, and its true uses are unknown, while, in our rural towns evory house has its front gate, and the merest child knows its uses. French marriages, contracted without the sweet influences of the gate, are too frequently unhappy, but with us the path of domestic bliss lies through the front gate, and is too plain to be easily missed. Among the Romans the wife was little better than a slave, and on Sunday nights the young unmarried Roman, instead of spending his evening in the "dim, religious li-ht of the back parlor," as Milton beautifully says, went to the circus or the amphitheater to witness a giHuiatormi winning match or the antics of the Taluiage of the period. The discovery of Pompeii ex plains why court9Dip was a lost an among the Romans. There was not a gate of any kind in the wholo city wall, and we have every reason to suppose that nothing analagous to our frout or back gates existed throughout the wide extent of the Roman Empire. It is in our Western btates that the iron gate has reached its highest development io an aid to courtship. As is well known, there are two schools, which differ radically it their theory of the true method of using the gate. The Uoncora scnooi, ot wnicn jur. Ralph Waldo Emerson is the leader, holds that both the young men and the young wo men sbould lean on tne samesiaeoi tne gate the inner sido being regarded as preferable. The Western school, on the other hand, in sists that the young lady should lean on the inside of the gate while her lover leans on the outside. Though the Western school lacks a leader of the fame and experience of Mr. Emerson, it has by far the greater num ber of adherents, and to the unprejudiced mind there can be but little doubt that its doctrine is true the ono. It is easily to comprehend how tho front gate originally came into use. The original pair of lovers who first utilized it had doubtless sought a place where they could enjoy privacy, and, at the same time perceive, while vet afar off the unsympathetic father and the wayfaring small boy. The locality of the front gate, commanding as it does a full view of the bouse trom which tne tamer may emerge with his heartless boot, and the public street along which the casual small boy may wend his whistling way, would naturally be selected, even by lovers wholly without engineering instincts. Experience scon showed that the front gate possessed other unequalled straegic advantages. To the eyes of the nublic the lover on the outside of the 1 , . , - . gate always seemed to be in the act of going away. W hen any one except tne avenging father drew near the lover would remark, "Well, as I was saying, I must really go, and then, when the objectionable person had passed on, the sweet sorrow of prolonged parting could begin again and last until the apnpearance ot an eiueriv jrentieman with a club at the front door seemed to point to the propriety of an immediate and real parting. History of the Dred Scott Decision. Albany Law Journal. One of the most interesting chapters in this biography (of Justice Curtis) is devoted to an inside history of the so-called "decision" which the bioirrapher n-gards as the precipi tating cause oi our civil war. lhe original opinion in the Urea faeott case was prepared by Judge JSclson, ana it this opinion had stood as that of the majority for which it was written, it would have called lor no expres sion of judicial Views on the constitutionality of tbe Missouri compromise act. But after this opinion was written, a motion was made in a conference of tbe court for a re-argu ment of the case at tho next term. This mo tion prevailed. Judge Nelson's opinion was set aside, and two questions were framed by the chief justice to be argued de novo at the bar These questions involved the facts set up in the plea to the jurisdiction, and the power of the court to take notice of and de termine the citizenship ot tne plaintin on those facts, after that plea had been over ruled by the circuit court, and the defendant had been ordered to plead to the merits. If the facts could be noticed, and amounted to proof in law that bcott was not a citizen, the court had no jurisdiction. If on tbe facts iscott should be hold to be a citizen. then the merits could be gone into and the validity of the Missouri compromise restric tion became a question before the court. On this basis tne case was re-argued, it was held that Scott was not a citizen, but the court notwithstanding assumed jurisdiction of the merits. This result was brought about by the in fluence ot mr. justice waync, who had con vinced himself that the "peace and harmony of the country" required a judicial "decision" to the etlect that Congress bad no constitu tional power to prohibit the introduction of slavery in the territories. With his impulsive and impassioned ways of treating such a question he succeeded even in magnetizing Judge Taney, who could only bave been mastered by Judge Wayne's appeal to his feelings to that kindness and benevolence toward all human beings which so eminently distinguished that great jurist and Christian gentleman. It was not surprising that Judge Wayne should have carried Judge Grier and judge uatron with him they bad a eood many of the same qualities of mind and dis position that were conspicuous in their santruine and enthusiastic colleacue. Rut .1 Taney's nature was different, and be for once sank his judicial in his political character, because be thought the end that seemed to him desirable justifies the means by which i . j i -ii : .. - ne proposea to attain it. The Tyranny of Money-Making. Plttabnrg Pot.J A varr rich man laid: "I worked Ilk a ! nil T waa 60, to make my fortune, and I've been watcblar it like a detective ever ilnce lor my lodging, food and clothee." Exchange. Those few lines contain the experience of thousands oi men woo have gone down to their graves without ever having tasted the trenuine pleasures or lite. l.ikelhe man who once found a piece of gold in the road and' ever after went with his eyes bent on tbe ground, they see nothing of the beauties that God has spread around them. On every side green fields, pleasant with shade and sunshine, redolent with bright flowers, where refreshing streams ewander with tinkling music toward the mighty ocean, invite him to lay aside his soul-consuming cares and rest nis weary feet. but he must not leave the dusty highway, lest he miB.- a snining uuimr. xn tne waving trees God's own choristers chant their little hymns of praise but his ears are deaf to everything but the music of the mighty dollar. Cool springs invite htm to stop and lave his heated brow and quench his burning thirst, but he has

no time to lose. Luscious fruits hang temptincl v overhead but he can not see them. The

bright blue skies, across which fleecy clouds float, and where bright stars twinkle from their far away homes are unknown to his down c-st eyes. Wife, children, friends, all plead for a portion of his time, but he can not spare time from his money getting to en- " "T . joy tneir company, ln the course of his hard ppent life be accumulates a fortune, and then death steps in and ends his schemes. , Is this the wav an intelligent being sbould spend the days alloted him on earth? God never intended a rational creature to live such a life. He filled the earth with beautiful and pleasant things that we might enjoy (hem. We would not have any man adopt the motto of the effeminate Assyrian king: "Eat, drink and make love," as tho guide of his life, but even that would be more sensible than to spend and wear out our lives in a constant struggle for riches. Of all the idols ever worshipped by mortals, that of wealth has the least to give us in return. Not one man in a thousand who accumulates a large fortune ever enjoy it. Astor and Vanderbilt and Girard and Drew, and others, who amassed large wealth, were the veriest slaves on earth. Their whole lives were spent in making money; and all thev received in return was their victuals and clothes. They had no time to enjoy their wealth. I was a con tinuous struggle to make it, and a constant care to watch it. When we think of the thousands of hearts which might have been gladdened, and the untold misery that might have been relieved by a judicious use of this wealth, we are sometimes induced to wonder why Providence suffers great riches to be heaped together. Every dollar is wet with tears of sorrow that might have been pre vented. The widow and orphan starve and die in alleys and sin polluted streets for want of bread, while one man is hoarding up his millions. Children grow up in ignorance and vice because their parents are loo poor to educate them. While one man gathers his millions and keeps them that he may gloat over his wealth, hundreds are suffering for the necessaries of life. And the saddest part of it is that the man does not enjoy his riches. He literally wears out his life for what little he can eat, drink and wear, and leaves it all to be fought over by his heirs. Poor, rich man! Better be the servant of a kind master, than the slave of money. I Don't Like the Minister. Perhaps he does not like himself any bet ter than you like him. Purhaps be may be thoroughly convinced that there is need of some change in his make-up. .but how to bring it about is the question. We can not see that your staviag awav from church will improve him. On the contrary will probably add to his discouragement. And discouragement is not the soil most luvorable for the growth of excellence. If vou would like to see your pastor abler, freer, more whole-souled and cheery, stand by him. Slake him feel the stimulus of a warm friendship. It will put him upon his best for progress. V e are nt a loss to see now your aDsence for tho above reason can improve the church, Abseenteeism is not a curative. It creates many ills, but we do not know of its curing I f n jM ! .,.. !,. .. an v I J.' 1 L I. V Oil MV71-13 11. ' 1 1 1 VJ V, kill 1 fill J - in away from cnurch and praver meeting because you do not like the minister will help your own soul. Christian graces do not flourish under the deadly nightshade ot a dominant criticism. There is one further view to be taken. How will your continued absence from the sanctuary where you are covenanted to worship please the Master. It is related that for us he did some things which were not pleas ant. Perhaps we may in return do for him a thing even so very hard as to attend church, although we do not like the minis ter. A Cheerful Face. Carry tbe radiance of vour soul in your face. Let the world have the benefit of it. Let your cheerfulness be felt for good wherever you are, and let your smiles be scattered like sunbeams "on the just as well as on the unjust." Such a dis position will yield a rich reward, for its happy effect will ccme home to you and brighten your thoughtful moments. Cheerfulness makes tho mind clear, gives tone to the thought, adds grace to tho countenance. Joubert says, "When you give, cive with joy, smiling." Smiles are little things and cheap articles to be fraught with so many blessings both to tho giver and receiver; pleasant little ripples to watch as we stand on tbe shore ot everyday lite, lhey are tbe higher and better responses of nature to the emotion of the soul. .Let the children have the bent-fit of tbetn those little ones who need the sunshine of the heart to educate them, and would find sympathy for their buoyant nature in the cheerful, loving faces of those who need them. Let them not be kept from the middle-aged, who need the encouragement they bring. Give your smiles also to the aged. They come to them like the auiet rain of the summer, makinir fresh and verdant the Ion", weary path of life. They look for them from you, who are rejoicing in tba fullness ot your lite. A Gate Story. Burlington Hawkcye. "Serena, darling," he murmured; and the old gate scarcely creaked as it swung to and fro beneath her light weight, and the silent stare looked down with tenderer glances, and all South Hill seemed to hold its breath to listen. "Serena, sweet," he said, and the radiant blushes that kindled over the pearly brew and cheeks, softened the silent love licht in her lustrous eves: "Serena, mv own. if every glittering star that beams above, if evory passing breeze that stops to kiss thy glowing checks, if every rustling leaf that whispers to tho mgnt were living, burning, loving thoughts; if every On-h-ho-hol Ow-w!"Wow-ow! Aw-w oh, oh, ohl Oh, Jimmy pelt! Oh, glory I Oh, murder, mur der, murder I Ob, dad rang tho swizzled old gate to the bow wows! Ah-h-h-h?" And she said, stiffly, that no gentlemen who could use such language in the presence of a lady was an acquaintance of hers, and she went into the house. And he pushed the gate open and pulled his mangled thumb out of the crack of it, and went down the street sucking the injured member and declaring that, however lightly 165 pounds of girl might sit on the heart of a man, it was , a little too much pressure when applied to an impromptu thumbscrew. Ana the match is drawn, and all side bets are declared off. No mother wearing banged hair should preserve her photographs. Twenty years from now if her son should get hold of one he would exclaim: "O why did they put my mother in the House of Correction 1" Detroit Free Press. ' , When you see evidence of hair on the lapel of a young man's er.at, and the concave side of bis sleeve worn thread Dare, it is toieraDiy safe to conclude that he has been bugging something more than a delusion. Keokuk Gate City. An unpleasant passenger In a street car Is aorylng Baby. In sncb oasts Dr. Bull.s jMoy uyrup should be given to the little eijerer to beetle. Its troubles, 25 cents

HEALTH IS WEALTH

Health Oofly is fealtli of Mini BADWAY'8 Sarsaparila took, Pare blood makes sound flesh, strong bone and a clear skin. If you would have your flesh firm your bones sound, without carles, and yourcoraplexiou fair, ne R.D WAY'S SARGrateful Recognition. "To cure a chronic or lone-standing disease is truly a victory in tbe healing art; that reason log power that clearly discerns defect ana supplies a remeay : tnat restores step oy step by decrees the body which has been slowly attacked and weakened by an Insidious disease, not onlv commands our respect but deserves our gratitude Dr. Radway has fur nished mankind with that wonderful remedy. Had way's Har&auarllllan Resolvent, which ac complishes this result, and suffering humani ty, wno arag oat an existence oi pain ana aisease, through long days and long nights, owe him their gratitude.' Medical Messenger. FALSE AND TRUE. -We extract from Dr. Bad way's 'Treatise on Disease and lis Curd," as follows: LIST or DISEASES CURED BV Eaiiaj's SarsaparUliai BesolTent Chronic Skin Diseases. Caries of the Bone. Humors in the Blood, Scrofulous Disea.es, Bad or Unnatural Habit of Body, Syphilis and Venereal, Fever Sores, Chronic or Old Ulcera, Salt Rheum. Rickets, White Swelling. Scald Head, Uterine AUections, cankers, Ulandular swellings, jMoaes, wasting ana uecay of tne .... t. . 1 .1 Ifl.itl.. I i iii,iicr. au. a.ivia.uw, . u... v.i., y nr j sla. Kidney and Bladder Diseases, Clyoule Kheumai ism and Gout, Consumption. U ravel and Calculous Deposits, and varieties of the above complaints to which sometimes are clven specious names. ., . we assert mat lucre in no .Known remeay that nossesscs the curative power over these diseases that Radway 's Resolvent farnUbes. It cures step ny step, surely, trom tne founda tion, and restores tbe lojured pvrtsto their sound condition, rne wastes of tne body are slopped and healthy blood is supplied to tbe aystem, from which new material is formed, t his is the first corrective power of liad way's ltKOivent. In caws where the system has been sali vated, and Mercury, Quicksilver, Corrosive Sublimate have accumulated and become deposited in the bones. Joints, etc., causing carries of the bones, rickets, spinal curvatures. contortions, white swellings, varicose veins, etc.. the Sarsaparilllan will resolve away these deposits and exterminate the virus of the disease from the system. If thoee who are taking these medicines for the cure of chronic. Scrofulous or Syphilitic diseases, however slow may be the cure, "feel better" and find their general health improving, their flesh and weight increasing, or even keeping its own. it is a sure sign that the care is progressing. In these diseases the patient enner gets oetter or worwe iuc viiuh oi uiq disease is not inactive: if not arrested and driven from the blood it will spread and continue to undermine the constitution. As soon as the Sarsaparilllan makes the patient "feel better," every nour you wui grow uetter, anu increase in neaitn. sirengtn ana nesa. OVARIAa TUttOfiS. The removal of these tumors by Radway's Resolvent is now so certainly established that what was once considered almost miraculous is now a common recognized fact by all parties. Witness the eases of Hannah P. Knapp, Mrs. C. Kranf. Mrs J. H. Jolly and Mrs. P. D. Hendriz. published In our Almanac for 1879: also, that of Mrs. C. S. Biobins, in the present edition oi oar raise una irue. One Dollar l?er Bottle. MINUTE REMEDY, Only requires minntes, not hours, to relieve pain ana cure acme aisease. RADWAY'S READY RELIEF In from one to 20 minutes, never falls to relieve PtViN with one thorough application. .No matter how violent or excruciating tbe pain, the RHEUMATIC, Bed-ridden, Infirm, Crippled, Nervous, Neuralgic, or prostrated with disease may suffer, RADWAY'S K11A.DY BELIEF will aUord Instant eae. Inflammation of the Kidneys, Inflammation of the Bladder, Inflammation of the Bowels, Congestion of tbe Innga, Bore Throat, Difficult Breathing, Palpitation of the Hfart, Hysterics, Croup, Diphtheria, Catarrh, Influenza, Headache, Toothache, Neura'itla, Rheumatism, Cold Chills, AgiieChUls,Cbilblalns, Frost Bites, Bruises, Bummer Complaints, Coughs, Colds Pprains, Pains in tbe Cheat, Back or Umbo, are lnbtantly relieved. FEVER ARD AGUE. Fever and Ague cured for 60 cents. There is not a remedial agent is the world that will cure fever and aa;ne and all other malarious. Bilious, Scarlet, Typhoid, Yellow and other levers, (aided by Radway's Pills) so quickly aa Kad way's ISeady Relief. It will In a few moments, when taken according to directions, care Cramps, tjpasms. Boar Blomaob, Heartburn, Hick Headache, Diarrhoea, Dysentery, colic, Wind in the Bowels, and all Internal Pains. Travelers should always carry a bottle of Radway's Ready Relief with them. A few drops in water will prevent sickness or pains from change of water. It is better than French brandy or bitters as a stimulant. Miners and Lumbermen should always be provided with it, CAUTION. All remedial agents capable of destroying life by an overdose should be avoided. Morphine, opium, strychnine, arnica, hyosclamus and ol her powerful remedies, does at certain times, in very small doses, relieve the patient during their action In the system. But perhaps tbe second dose, if .repeated, may aggravate and increase tbe suffering, and another dose cause death. There is no necessity for using these uncertain agents, when a positive remedy like Radway's Ready Relief will top the most ezoraclating pain quicker, without entailing the least difficulty in either infant or aault. THE TRUE BELIEF. Radway's Ready Relief is the only remedial agent in vogue that will instantly stop pain. nry Cents per Bottle. BAD WAY'S Regulating- Fills. Perfect Psiraralvea,atlilsis; Aperies ta. Act Without Pain, Always BUattle atsHl natural 1st tnetr Operation, A Vegetable Substitute For Calomel. Perfectly tasteless, elegantly coated with sweet gam, purge, regulate, parify, cleanse and strengthen. Radway's Pills for the ears of all disorders of the Stomach, Liver, Bowels, Kidneys, Bladder, Nervous Diseases, Headache, Coimtl nation, Costlveneas, Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Biliousness, Fever, Inflammation ot the Bowel, Piles and all derangements of the internal Viscera. Warranted to e fleet a perfect cure. Purely vegetable, containing no mercury minerals or deleterious drugs. Observe the following symptoms resulting from Diseases of the Digestive Organs: Constipation, In ward Piles, Fullness of Blood In the Head, Acidity of the Stomach, Nausea. Heartburn, diogust or food, fullness or weight to the stomach, sour eructations, sinking or flattering at tbe heart, choking or suffering aeontUous when in a lying poatare, dimness of vision, dots or webs before the sight, fever and dull pain In the head, defleienoy of perspiration, yellowness of the skin and eyes, pain in the side, chest, limbs, and sudden flashes of heat, burn lng in the flesh. A few doses of Radway's Pills will free the system from all the above named disorders, PrloeaSeentaperbox. Bold by drugguu. Head 'TALCS AIJD THUE. Bend a letter starao to RADWAY A Co- Ho, ts Warren, corner Ohuroh street, Nsw York. star in formation worth thousands will be ant yon.

1880 THE 1880

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