Indiana State Sentinel, Volume 28, Number 18, Indianapolis, Marion County, 30 April 1879 — Page 2

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THE INDIANA STATE SENTINEL, WEDNESDAY MOKNING, APBIL 30, 1879.

WEDNESDAY, APK1X 30. THE LITTLE QUAK.KRK88.

BY KA.K1K LK BABOM. I would wear," said a little Quakeress, "A Bllken ribbon of blue: - It would loo just like a guttering gem On my gown of sober hue.' We are not of the world, my Ruth ; v ' Thee must not take delight , On what thee knows the Lord frowns on. The garb of colors bright. , s "But doth he frown?" the small thing said, "He paints the earth and sky; Sweet flowers he makes of every tint, He frowns T I wonder why." . ,, "Thee knoweth In Ignorance of him " The flowers grow, my Ruth; We may not, like those senselss things. Lack reasoning and truth; "We, we who have hearts and heads and hands To guide ns in our dress; For he hath taught us plainly, child, A godlike soberness." A smile Illumed the face of Ruth : "May be." said the Quaker elf, "God painted the shining flower because It could not dress itself!" Oolden Rule for March. RELIGIOUS NOTES. A very fine Presbyterian church u in progress at Minneapolis, Minn. There are in Paris 1,754,000 Catholics, 32,000 Lutherans and Calviniats, and 23,500 Jews. The Baptist Publication society is now oat of debt, the $20,000 deficiency having been raised. - , The Universalist church at Auburn, Me.v has closed half a century of its existence, and recently commemorated the event. The Lake Bluff association, near Chicago, is proposing to go into cimp for temperance June 24; Sunday-school assembly July 16. . Baron Rothschild holds a mortgage on the whole of Palestine as a security for his loan of 200,000,000 francs to the Turkish Government. i , A new religious sect has arisen in Westphalia. It is composed principally of women, who hold doctrines much like those of the Shakers. . , it . . Two crosses were placed on the roof of the Congregational church at Fair Haven, Conn. So much disturbance was raised about them that they had to be taken down. ' Mr. Kimball does not always succeed in his efforts to cancel charch debts. At the State Street Methodist Episcopal church, Springfield, Mass., he utterly failed. The Standard of the Cross (Protestant Episcopal) says there are 228 converts from Judaism among the clergymen and missionaries of the Protestant Episcopal church. The college of bishops, the book committee and board of missions of the Southern Methodist church will hold their annual meetings in Nashville, Tenn., in the second week in May. ; A novel event in a Cambridge, Mass., Roman Catholic church, the other day, was a lecture by a Methodist minister from Ohio. The subject of the lecture was "Froude's Ireland from a Protestant Standpoint." The Evangelical alliance of the United Stales will hold its coming biennial session in St. Louis, opening October 28, 1379. lis St. Louis branch thinks the disuse of the catechism is a serious loss to Sunday-schools. The New England conference has taken strong action against holding camp meetings on Sundays. It regards these places as the resort of vain and ungodly persons, who want to make a day of frolic of what ought to be a day of rest. A young Japanese, 15 years of age, who was born a Buddhist, has recently been converted to Roman Catholicism, at Lyons, France, where he was baptized, confirmed, and given his first communion on the same day, with great pomp and ceremony, by tha archbishop. , ; The question of erecting a Protestant Episcopal cathedral in New York is revived, attention beiBg called to it by the completion of the Roman Catholic cathedral and by the fact that Bishop Potter will have completed bis quarter century in the episcopate of the diocese next November. President McCosh has fears of a decline in the ministerial supply of the Presbyterian church. He says the three younger classes in Princeton College contain an unusually small number of students who intend to enter the ministry. He thinks it time that the church should be aroused. A branch -of the old elm tree on Boston Common (recently blown down) has been seized by the Methodists of that city and converted into a good sized arm-chair, large enough to accommodate even Bishop Peck whenever he shall preside over the New England conference. It has been presented to tne preachers' meeting ot uoston. The most prosperous church in the Long Island association is the Greenwood Baptist church, Brooklyn, Key. A. A. Lawson, pastor. The church is 21 years old, Mr. Lawson being pastor for 12 years past, during which time the membership has increased by the baptism of 392 persons, and is now 547 strong. Three Sunday-schools, with 73 teachers and 800 scholars, are in operation. It is rumored on good authority that the pope has decided to confer a cardinal's bat on the venerable distinguished patriot and divine. Archbishop McHale, of Tuatn. ire' land, the "Lion of the Fold," as O'Connell styled him. This is an honor most worthily deserved by one who for half a century has .held the loremost place among tne prelates in the hearts of the Irish people. FASHION NOTES. For outdoor, useful wear, nothing but short costumes are made. Very full ruffles of lace edging the simplest sieeve now worn make it stylish. New parasols have covers of the finest tat ting, made in wheels and crescents. Old-fashioned, changeable silks are again in fashion tor dresses and hat trimmings. There are many pretty designs for flounces on the new dresses shown at the openings. The fashionable walking boots for ladies have black and white top, with heavy kid uppers. A novelty is a corsage of pale blue fou'.ard, to be worn with various skirts of velvet, white muslin or stik. A new suit material is called "Amazon cloth." It is not necessary to be strongminded to wear a suit ot it. The choicest novelties for spring and summer toilets are brought over by the modiste who remains latest m Pans. In mantles two forms will prevail until the warmer days tie hrst a variety of the dolman, the second a jacket with a plastron front. Black thread stockings are shown, and, it is said, will be worn all summer. They are embroidered with pale nine, lemon on-coior, pink or red. The special novelty in cambrics consists of small stripes in Roman colors on dark grounds, and Pampadour colors on deep blue ana green grounds. t , ... " Jackets are - made of tan, biege. cream. gendarme sod bottle green cloth, the edges

are merely stitched, and fanciful pearl but

tons are the only trimmings. , -. - The small bustles used all along for trained and demi-trained skirts are now commended bv fashionable modistes for supporting the panier draperies of short suits. French hunting, Instead of being confined to single colors, is now shown with white. cream, pearl, or Sevres blue grounds, strewn with small palm leaves or with no wen. The pretty old-time fashion of draping white tulle in V-shaped folds in the front of dark dresses is revived.- Sometimes the neck is cut out in heart shape, and a revera is set each side. - Among the gay toilets imported for the watering places is a silk handkerchief costume with peony-red ground strewn with palm leaves in India colors, and larger palm leaves in the borders. At the furnishing-houses new hosiery for the spring and summer is made of the fioe Sea island cotton in cream ecra tints, em broldered on the insteps or else up the side in quaintly combined colors. In Paris a great effort is being made to revive camellas for evening wear, but white roses are preferred because of their more graceful appearance. The camella suits only a stately lady, and is not becoming to small people. The handsomest all-black grenadines have a satin-brocaded leaves, diamonds, large spots, or lozenge-shaped figures, and are made up over colored silk throughout, such as mandarin yellow, salmon, gendarme blue and rose pink. The Pompadour styles are chosen for the Ray youthful dresses that will be worn at summer resorts. These have overdresses very buncbily draped, a great deat of shirred trimming and lace, with hchus, jabots and puffed sleeves. The "Pinafore" hat has neither feathers nor flowers in its trimming, but is turned up on one side with facing of black velvet. held in place by a white satin butterfly bow. A scarf of velvet is placed around the side of the crown, and is caught here and thers by steel stars. , The chief difference between the new costumes and those of last Beason is the more elaborate draping in the way of gathered and folded fronts, and the bouffcnt effect of paniers on the hips and at the back. Skirts are still narrow and trimm-d with kiltings, box plai tangs, or clustered piaiungs. noma of the new parasols are gorgeous. Jockey designs, in narrow gay stripes, wide bright stripes, and fanciful handles; the bright red umbrellas of two summers ago coming in very gayly. Striped fans are also decidedly fashionable. Also a shady, sheeny shot silk is used for both parasols and fans. There seems to be a great jump from the quiet and low tones to the high and gay in dress and equipage. Bandana hankercmeis are painted on percales, and Madras colors and combinations shine forth on the fou lards. ' An Awkward Messenger. While Mme. Rentz and her female min strels were performing in San Francisco recently, a well-known f ront street mer chantone of the front orchestra seat brig ade, whose head was more clear than levelwaited around the stage entrance to the Standard theater one night after the per formance, trying to conceal a handsome bouquet under his ulster. For a long time be kept anxiously peering at the dinerent specimens ot Mme. Keatz s si reus as they put up their umbrellas and trotted away in the rain. After waiting patiently for about an hour, he approached an individual with a red scarf and a slouch hat, who stood smoking a queer cigar at the entrance, and said: "Can you tell me, sir, if Miss Chloroline has gone home yet?" "Oh, yes; been gone half an hour," replied the slouch-hat party, cheerfully. "Those flowers for her?" "Well er urn yes." "I'll give 'em to her see her later." said the obliging man. "Will your That's very kind, I'm sure." "Oh, not at all!" said the man. smelling tne oouquet witn the air ot a connoisseur. VAnythnig else?" "Well ahem! yes. Just give her this pair of earrings." "Certainly. What name shall I say? "Just Bay that 'Baby Mine' she'll' under stand sends love, and says 2:30, same place, to-morrow. "I'll just take a mem of that." said the red-tie man, writing on his shirt-cuff. "2 -.30 ; same place to morrow. All right. Any thing else?" "No; that's all. Sure you'll see her this evening?" "Oh. certain!" "And you'll get a chance to speak to her when there is no one round?" "Oh, dead sure! You see I'm her hus band!" "Baby Mine" fainted, and was sent home in a hack. Afraid She'd be Kissed. A man was once walking along one road and a woman along another. - The two roads finally united, and man and woman, reach ing the junction at the same time, walked on from there together. The man was carry ing a large iron kettle on his back, in one band he held by the legs a live chicken, in the other a cane, and he was leading a goat. Just as they were coming to a dark, deep ravine the woman said to the man: "I'm afraid to go through that ravine with you; it is a lonely place, and you might overpower me and kiss me by force." "If you were afraid of that," said the man, "you shouldn't have walked with me at all. How can I possibly overpower you and kiss you by force when I have this great iron kettle on my back, a cane in one hand and a live chicken in the other, and am leading this goat? I might as well be tied hand and foot." 'Yes,", replied the woman, "but if you should stick your cane into the ground and tie the goat to it, and turn the kettle bottom side up and put the chicken into it, then you might wickedly kiss me in spite of my resistance." "Success to thy ingenuity, O woman!" said the rejoicing man to himself. 'I should never have thought of such an ex pedient." And when they came to the ravine he stuck his cane into the ground and tied the goat to it. gave the chicken to the woman, saying: "Hold it while I cut some grass for the goat," and then, lowering the kettle from his shoulders, imprisoned the chicken under it, and wickedly kissed the woman as she was afraid he would. Webster on Banker Hill. Rev. Dr. NewhalJ in Zlon's Herald. As a boy clinging to my father's arm, I stood on Bunker Hill, where stood at the sime time most of Massachusetts in fact, most of the American nation, if reckoned by quality and listened to Daniel Webster when the top stone of the monument was laid. That experience was in the power of a single sentence, and a sentence which probably does not appear in Mr. Webster's published works. The oration had not yet begun, and the vast crowd, pressing to get nearer to the orator, finally in their impetuosity pushed back the lines of military, and as, in my vicinity, the guards held their muskets horizontally pressed against the breasts of the people, they were swept away by the crowd, who knocked up their muskets, hitting breech and bayonet right and left, and pouring forward in such masses, as threatened to trample those in front to death. In rain the master of ceremonies entreated them to till back, for there was an oceanic swell behind that fairly flung those in advance towards the stand. At last he begged Mr. Webster himself to come forward and plead with the tumultuous crowd. He arose, advanced a step or two toward

us, and said: ! "Gentlemen, yon must fall back!" "Mr. Webster, it is impossible! It is imnoaaible. Mr. Webster!" shouted a

a thousand voices at once. Then the Jupiter To nans . burst forth. Raising his arm and voice, as his burning eye Dashed over tne excited multitude before him, be exclaimed: "Gentlemen, nothing is impossible to Americans on Banker Hill!" A great shout thundered through thote thronging thousands, and they surged back like waves from the shore. That was eloquence, or rather, to use Webster's immortal language, it was "something higher .and nobler than all eloquence actioD, noble, sublime, godlike action." Mrs. Magruders Mistake, r Detroit Free Press. Yesterday morning, soon after the eating stands in the Central market had been thrown open to the maw of the hungry public, and while Mrs. Magruder was telling a small boy that she could hold up her hand and swear that she never used beans in her coffee, a stranger came along aod asked if he could get a bite to eat Mrs. Magruder had been on the market lor many years, ana sne thinks she knows a thing or two. She has flattered herself that she could tell to a bite just how much a customer would eat, and she has for years had an undisguised contempt lor uun-ouuieu, binuv-iouvu uivu, wuu try to chew their coffee and mince their toast. This stranger was a little better lhan.a six-foot shadow. His foreground consisted of a shirt collar and a mouth as big as a mince pie, and the perspective revealed nothing but two hollow eyes set below a thin line of sandy eyebrows. He remarked that he had iust arrived from Dayton, and was somewhat hungry, but wanted first to in quire bow much his oreaktasc would cost him, as he was rather short of funds. "Oh. I suppose you may be able to worry down six or seven cents' worth of provisions and a cup of coffee," Bhe replied. suppose you say zo cents lor an l want to eat?" he said, as the corners of his eyes began to twitch. Mrs. Magruder looked him over and mentally calculated that she would make just 13 cents by the bargain, and she re plied: "1 must have my money in advance, you know." "Oh, certainly here it is. Now, then, I'm to eat my fill for this quarter." She said that was the understanding, and winked at the woman in the next stall. The thin man from Dayton doubled up on a stool, opened his mouth, and a fried ea usage went out of sigHt so quickly that the last end seemed to smoke. A fried cake followed, then a second sausage, and after a gulp or two the man handed out his cup with the words: "That tastes like real coffee gimme some more." While Bhe was filling the cup he got away with two hot biscuits and a slice of beef, and the coffee came just in time to wash down a hunk of mince pie. He could use both arms and his mouth at once, and he attended strictly to business. When Mrs. Mseruder had filled the third cup her smile had quite vanished. She saw that she wouldn't come out even without resorting to strategy, and she began asking questions. The man answered none of them except by a mournful shake of the head. Crash! crash! went his laws, and he reached out from the shoulder like clock work. Mrs. Magruder called bis attention to a dog fight across the way, but he ate faster than ever. The bell struck 9, and she remarked that a .big conflagration was raging at the Union .Depot, out tne man did not raise his eyes. When Mrs. Magruder discovered that she was at least six shillings behind, she said that she was a "poor widow with five chil dren to support, ' "How I do pity you," replied the man, as he passed his cup with one hand and raked in a biscut with the other. Then Mrs. Magruder told a story about a man dropping dead on the market the day before on account of overeating, but the man got away with two fried cakes and re plied: "Curious how some folks can make hogs Of themselves." At length Mrs. Magruder wanted to know how much longer he could stand It, and the thin man from Dayton gave her a reproachful glance, and answered: "Have I thus early fallen in with swindlers and falsifiers?" She let him go on three or four minutes more, and then she - hinted that a detective was prowling around there, evidently "spot ting" some one. "If he'll only give me 25 minutes to finish my breakfast, ocean take me and be hanged!" answered the man, and his arm worked faster than ever. Mrs. Magruder was cornered. She laid his money down and asked him for the sake of her poor orphans to move on and leave her at least one fried cake as a business foundation. He paused with his cup held out for the seventh time, and perhaps something in her tearful look reminded him of his poor dead mother, for he said: "Well, I am only human, and I admit that my heart is tender. I don't like to break off in the middle of my breakfast, but I'll take the money and move on for your children's sake." He got up looking just as much like a lath as when he sat down, and when he was out of sight, Mrs. Magruder turned to the desolate ruins and groaned out: "I'll take my solemn oath if $4 will make me good for this, and I must tell my hus band that I fitted out a schooner on trust!" - Women and Business. New York Letter in Boston Journal. There has been a sad falling off here in the development of women in a business capacity. The woman's famous Tea company went to the winds. Women would not acoept the position as subordinate merchants. The company had money enough and enterprise enough, but two women In New York could not retail tea all over the land. Miss King bought a ship and fitted her out for Canton. She is detained in Honolulu, and can not get freight enough to come home. Thirty years ago the heaviest real estate operators were f women. Eleven in number were constant visitors at the Real Estate exchange. There are but two of these operators now in business; both of them are maiden ladies. Miss St. Johns is said to be worth (7,000,000. She is 93 years of age. She very frequently appeared at the real estate sales, when a block of houses was up, with a certified check of $500,000. Miss Susan A. King is a Maine girl. She aided her father, who was a great cattle holder. When a mere girl she was the shrewdest of buyers. She came to New York very poor, and walked the streets because she could not pay tor a bed. She is now a millionaire, and is as keen as a brier. . - Laughter as Medicine. There is not the remotest corner or little inlet ot the minute blood vessels of the body that does not feel some wavelet from the convulsion occasioned by good, hearty laughter. The life principle of the man is shaken to the innermost depths, sending new tidings of life and strength to the surface, thus materially tending to Insure good health to the person who indulges therein. The blood moves more rapidly and conveys a different impression to all the organs of the body, as it visits them on that particular mystic journey when the man is laughing, from what it does at other times. Forthu reason every good, hearty laugh in which a person indulges lengthens his life, conveying, as it does, new and distinct stimulus to the vital forces. Doubtless the time will come when physicians, conceding more importance than they now do to the influence of the mind upon the vital forces of the body, will make up their prescriptions more with reference to the minds and less to the drags for them; and will, in so doing, find the best and most effective method of producing the required effect upon the patient

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Soma Remarkable Calculations by an English Scientist The Origin and Recurrence of Epidemics Controlled by Planetary and Magnetic Condition, V & G. Jenkins, F. R. A. 8., in Pall Mall Gazette. It is to the intense prejudice educated people have against astrology confounding the astrology of the ancients and the scientific men of the "middle ages with the non sense of the Gypsles-tbat we are Indebted for our ignorance of the origin ot epidemics. AsHecker remarks: "Of the astral influence, which, was considered to have originated the 'great mortality,' physicians and learned men were as completely convinced as of the factrof Its reality." The fatal errolv they made, however, wss in ' supposing that the influence was due to the conjunction ot the planets, instead of to the position of the planets in their orbits. Omitting the nonsense of fortune telling, the reasons why people of the present day do not believe in planetary in fluence are two-fold: First, it is held to betoken Ignorance and superstition points on which educated people are very sensitive;, and, secondly, they can not imagine how such objects can affect their great globe, unconsciously forgetting that our earth among the planets is as a marble among cannon balls. From a lengthy study of great terestrial phenomena and the movements of the large planets. I can come to no other conclu sion than that they are as intimately con nected; and I shall, in as few words as possible, lay before your readers my reason for such a conclusion. About eight years ago I spent many months accumulating information on cholera throughout the world, from 1816 to 1871. I tabulated my results, threw them into a form of a curve, and was surprised to find that there bad occurred a great outbreak about every 17 years, and that the outbreaks took place alternately at maxima and minima of sun-spots. Certainly the sun-spots could not have produced the cholera, for there was a a great outbreak when the spots were very plentful, and the next when tbey weie very few. But that there was a connection I feit convinced, and also ttat they were both in the nature of effec's. I suggested, in a paper on the subject viliich I read before the Royal Historical society, that the cause would probably be found in the influence of the planets, and in their approach to the sun. There were minor outbreaks which I could not explain; but I felt sufficient confidence in my results to state (see Nature May, 1872) tbat, as there had been great outbreaks in 1810-17, 1832 34, 1818 50, 1SG5 7, we might confidently expect the next in 1883 i. I left the subject for seven years. Meanwhile I worked at the subject of sun spots, and was rewarded by finding that the average period for these phenomena, for magnetic storms and for auroras period was 11.9 years, the period of Jupiter's anomalistic year, and that these phenomena were always least when Jupiter was nearest to the sun. I then turned to terrestrial magnetism and found that the needle of the compass which at London was moving East up to 1580, and West fall 1816, an i East ever since, folio ws the movements of a strong magnei ic pole which Sir James Ross found in 1830, in Boothia, but which has now, I hold, traveled West to Prince Albert Land, arid has moved at such a rate that it will complete its revolution round the poie of the earth in about 500 years. On examining the accumulated evidence in regard to the dip of the needle, I found that the magnetic pole must be in the atmosphere over the place where it appears to be in the earth. In the midst of this work a little incident occurred which induced me to write to the register general for the number of deaths in England for the last 40 years, which he kindly sent me. I immediately found that what! suspected was true that the number of deaths in England was greatest on an average over the whole period, every six years. I threw the numbers into the form of a curve, and under it placed the curve represented by Jupiter's orbit during the same period, and found that whenever Jupiter was at two points equally distant from his neasest point to the sun (corresponding to our September and March) the deaths in England were greatest (A short paper on the subject will appear in the next number of the proceedings of the Statistical society.) It this is true for England it should be true for the death rate of the world. On examining the curve for cholera over the world from 1816 to 1871, which I drew out seven years aiO, I found that this held good. I am at present engaged in examining the death rate of the world for the last 40 years as far as possible. The outbreak of plague directed my attention to that subject, l examined a magnetic chart ot the world and found that the lines of no declination (I. e., the lines which indicate where the needle points to true North, and therefore the lines in which the greatest magnetic power is manifested) are advancing West at the average rate of aboutone-seventh of a degree annually over the regions which are the present epidemic-stricken quarters of the globe Russia, Persia, United States, Brazil and Western China. As the magnetic poles advance - these lines advance, and the epidemics on man and beast accompany them. On calculating back, I find that the line which is now passing across Russia must have passed over that region 500 years ago. This will take ub back to the middle of the fourteenth century; 'and with similar magnetic conditions we haye the same epidemic the black death. We know that plague devastated Europe more or less for the next two centuries, culminating in the great plague ot London in 1665, and curiously enough just at the time when a line of decimation was advancing over England. It occurred to ns that Neptune might be the cause of the movement of the msgoetic pole. On examining the movements of the planet in its orbit I found that those of the needle varied in accordance with those of that planet while it makes three revolutions. The magnetic poles make an eccentrio circle round the pole of the earth: this eccentricity I found was dae to so ore influence at a maximum of about 80 years. On examining the movements and position of Vranus I found that they were such as to account for anomaly. I have fully detailed the subject in a paper 1 sent to the uoyai Astronomical society; they have announced It; whether they will have the courage to have it read is another matter. I have, sir, occupied so much of your space that I will not go into other curious points, especially some relating to the atmospheric change which produces plague and a possible remedy. In conclusion, I would say that within the next seven years there will happen that which has not happened for hundreds of years; all the planets at or near their nearest point to the sun about the same time. It is true of the earth that its magnetic intensity is greater about the time when it is near the sun; the same is probably true of all the planets; therefore we may expect extraordinary magnetic phenomena during the next seven years, and great plagues, which will manifest themselves in all their Intensity when Jupiter is about three years from his perihelion that is, 1883. If yon have been drinking too much, which, however, you should never do, a dose of Dr. Bull's Baltimore Pills will plaos you In good condition again,

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Catarrh.

Thousands snffer without knowing the na ture of this almost universal complaint. It s an ulceration of the head. Its indications are. hawking, spitting, weak Inflamed eyes, fre quent soreness of the throat, dryness and heat of the nose, matter running from the head down the throat, often ringing or deafness in the ears, loss of smell, memory impaired. dullness and dizziness of the head, often in tha first stages, bnt more commonly In its advan ced stage, attended with pains In cheat or left side, and under the sdoulder bladea. Indiges tion usually attends Catarrh ; a hacking eough and colds are very common, soma have all these symptoms, others only a part. Very lit tle pain attends Catarrh until the liver and the lungs are attacked in consequence of the stream of pollution running from the bead into the stomach. All persons thus affected take cold easily and have frequently a running at tha nostrils; ths breath sometimes reveals to all around tae corruption within, while the patient las frequently lost all sense of smeU. Tha rtlnraan advances covertly, until pais in the chest. lungs or bowels startles him; ha backs and coughs, has dyspepsia, liver complaint, and la urged by his doctor to take this or that; perhaps cod liver oil is prescribed. Perfectly ridiculous! The foul ulcers In the head cannot be reacted by pouring sack stuff lnt the poor, laded stomach. The patient becomes nervous, the voice la harsb and unnatural, ba feels disheartened, memory loses her power Judgment her zeal, gloomy forebodings hang overhead; hundreds, yes, thousands in such circumstances, feel that to die would be a re lief, and many even do cut the thread of life to end their so stows. Thousands are Dying In early life with consumption, who can look back a few years perhaps only months when it wanonly Catarrh. Neglected when a cure is possible, very soon It will transform the features of health and youth Into the dark, naliid OHssof blood gushing from the lungs, or night sweats, all significantly proclaim it is too late; ana mas a negieciea uaiarrn ecus lu ine consumptive's grave. NASAL CATARRH. Sometimes the disease on;v affects the mem branes llnlnr the nasal passages, and tbey may be easily reacned and cured by simple means But when it la located in tha frontal sinus, or In the Dostenor narea. or if it has entered tha eustachian tubes and is lnjni Ing the ears. then noiniug dui nneiy meuicaiea vapor can enectually reach it and destroy It. And certainly after it has affected the throat and bronchial tabes. all well read physicians will readily attestnothing can be relied on to effect a Dermaneni cure but the inhalation of properly medicated vapor. In the same manner that we breathe common air, we can inhale and breathe a medicated .air; and it is perfectly simple, any one can see. thus to treat disease of the throat. bronchial pipes and lungs. How much better this method by which remedies are conveyed directly to the seat ol the disease, than to resort to the uncertain and too frequent mischievous action of medicines taken into the stomaah. Tr.sCHF.B9 I!f OCK SCHOOLS are greatly subject to this fearful malady. Connnement in close, lll-ventllatea school rooms: the over-heated atmosphere, charged with U steaming poison exuding from the bodies of the not alwavs over-clean children, breed this disease with fearful rapidity. aiany oi our leading ainnea, lawyers ana prominent business men have tried this nnnedy with wonderful success. Wa know Mr. Chllds as an honest christian man. Cincinnati Dally Gazette. PUBLIC SPEAKERS, after leavlna- tha platform, over-heated with the strain of their mental and physical effort, neglect sufficient precaution, and a cold is the result. This neglected opens the way to catarrh, and to a possible loss of voice. I have suffered so keenly myself that 1 can not urge upon pablio makers too stronBlv the neressitv at remoTlnn disease when a cure is possible. MY EXPEHIEHCE. E ghteen years ot terrible headache, disgusting nasal discharges, dryness of the throat, acute bronchitis, coughing, soreness of tha lungs, raising bloody mucus, and even night sweats, incapacitating me for my professional duties, and bringing me to the verge of the grave all caused by .and the results of, Nasal Catarrh. After spending hundreds of dollars, and obtaining no relief, 1 compounded ray Catarrh Specific and Cold Air Inhaling Balm, and wrought upon myself a wonderful cure. Now I can spetk for hours with no difficulty, and can breathe freely in any atmosphere. My cure is certain, thorough and perfect, and Is indorsed by every physician who has examined It. T. P. CHILDS. FROM THR CHANCELLOR OF THE UNIVERSITY OF NEBRASKA. I T. P. Cbilds Dear Blr: 1 think you have the true theory and practice for the cure of Nasal Catarrh, and also for the treatment of the respiratory organs. My throat Is now so well restored that I lecture daily without difficulty, aod I find no difficulty whatever In preaching. You are at full liberty to use m) name for the benefit of others. Yours very truly, E. B. FATRFraxn, D. D LL. D., Lincoln, Neb. Jtjbgb J. CoLLrTT, of Lima, O., writes: "Yon well remember how terribly Catarrh had taken bold upon me, making me offensive to myself and to ail around, and withal suffering day and night I am cured ; heaa free, air passagva all open, and breathing natural. (Write to him.) Many surprising incidents of peculiarly distressing caaes, cured, will be sent on application. CONCLUSION. It In now a well established tact that Chllds' Catarrh HpeclOs, for thoroughness, completeness and efficiency, baa no equal in tne world. Everything known to be good for Nana! Catarrh in all Its horrid forms, la the head, throat and bronchial t ubes, arranged Into one complete system of treatment. Do not trifle with some cheap thing, which at best can notation! but tern porarary relief, while the roots of the vile disease are left to strike deeper and deeper. Be in karhbst and thorh'ob, or do kothino! Circulars, price lists and all necessary information for self-treatment at home, can be had by addressing (with return stamp), Rev. T. P. CHILDS, Troy, Ohio. 9-piaaae state 'hat you saw this advertise meut In the Beau tel. .