Indiana State Sentinel, Volume 28, Number 7, Indianapolis, Marion County, 12 February 1879 — Page 2

THE ESTDIAKA STATE SENTINEL. WEDNESDAY MOHNTNG, FEBRUARY 12, 1879.

"WEDNESDAY FEBUABY 12.

CL1PPISQS. Is thy blush, which roses mock. Bought at three and six per box. And those lips I seem to taste, Are they pink with cherry paste? Gladly I'd the notion scout, Answer me, ls't so or not? Maid of Gotham, come, no larks, For thy shoulders leave white mar us! Tell me quickly, tell to me. What Is really real in thee? " Buffalo Courier. ' "How to mind a baby" First get" your baby. Noris town Herald. Uod save the queen" especially f the other fellow holds the five aces. Elmira Gazette. Stockings are worn long this season by those who can not pay their wash biUs. Lowell Times. A faint heart will never win a fair lady hRlf as quiet as a rat pocket-book. Bachelor Brooks. With all the variety of canned goods In the market, we have yet to hear of canned hash. Wheeling Leader. If your Icy bldewalk attempts to haul down an American citizen, ash H on the spot, Bridgeport Standard. The Austrian cabinet wll be reconstructed by Count Taaffrt. What are ye given' ua? Pilt&barg Ttl-graph. A GiKX.o.Jii'1 throw a stone with any marked success, bat she can toss her tresses most adroitly. Sew York News. At Exeter, N. II., last Tuesday, Ambrose Card was divorced from Mary A. Card. No more cards. Somervllle Journal. A London letter sayB that white stockings are rarely seen, even within doors. Ah, where are they seen? Oil City Derrick. Whes a seaman loves a woman does he anchor for her? Jforristown Herald. No, he anchors to her; if he don't he's a fool. Eliuira Gazette. It is learned from an Eastern newspaper that Daniel Webster paid his d-btsl This proves what an eccentric person Daniel was. Free Press. TJKnERthe New Hampshire tax law "two hogs to a fviiily are exempt." That would exempt the whole family In some cases. Lowell Courier. Dame fashion once more brings forward the bust:e. Windham County Transcript. Never knew it had ever been forward. Newbury port Heraid. A Chicago girl's foot got asleep, not long since, and it took four weeks and a canal boat load of alarm clocks to get it awake again. Wheeling Ltader. A Canadian clrjyman starved to death the other day. Whether it was owing to a lack of salary or too m-wy donation parties is not state i.Norrt-towu Herald. Kick h atnclimoulou-i old fraud, and he will squea.! tnat yoa have struck a b!ow at religion, when la reality you have only struck a blow for religion Turners Fall Reporter. The Chinese c imrul-sioner's wife, Mrs. Ynn Wing, his presented her hnban-1 with a young Wing. Wonder what sort of a 'pinion the old Wing entertains of iu Norristown Herad. ! A Boston chemitt tells a reporter tht a 'great variety of ota-r papers besides wall papers contain poison." We regard this as a direct stub at the Ciuclnnati Gazette. Cincinnati Euquirer. A scnooi.3tA8TER spoke of his pupils as having been t-o thoroughly disciplined that they were as julat and orderly as the chairs themselves. It was pmbibly because they were cane bottomed. Yle News. Thct are m.tki'.ig a great fuss in New Britain bee ww the naive cannibals have murdered and coo 4 id a missionary party. Did they expect lhas th-j savages were going to eat them raw and nil ve? Boston Traveler. Wt have J ut received a sample copy of a new sang e.itlile-l 'Pat Your Arms Aronnd Me, Dear." Any lady who desires to try it, can do so by calling at our office after business hoars we mean the song. Elmira Gazstte. WnsM the great books come to be opened, mndtha&heep are separated from the goats, considerable lenity will be shown to goats who have lived it famished rooms in New York City. Ni York Commercial Advertiser. Lat not np to yourself riches upon earth where moth and rust do corrupt, and taxpayers break through aad steal ; but rather take stock in oat of-town corporations and be a pauper millionaire with no n&seU. Puck. We hive about decided to sail for Euro?? as soon as to is Issue of the paper goes to press. We caa no longer holl back. Paris mothers coax disliagaished Americans to kiss their pretty grown-up daughters. Norristown Herald. "A woxDSwct petrified prehistoric man has just bean found in a cave near Eureka, Nev.," says an exchange. Sse here, you deceptive and seductive Pccifie slope rs, no more Cardiff giant jokes! Our eye-teeth are cut. Exchange. Whes a woman goes visiting she wants shoes folly two stzns too small; but It's astounding what a deal of comfort the same woman can extract from a pair of slippers three sizes too large la her own house. New Yoik Express. . . A correspoxsbst desires ns to tell him "how to traia a mule to harness." That depends on what you want the mule to harness. There are few mules that won't harness anything, from a fly on th 8 heel to the side of a mountain. Cluclnna'l Breakfast Table. A THisr was recently sentenced to six months in the Itochewter penitentiary for stealing a photograph album. Had be only stolen ffl'0 la savings banks funds he might now have b--en enjoying nla villa on the Logo Magglore. New York Commercial Advertiser. A Freschxa, on being told that a young lady bad given talm the "mitten,' said: "Me no comprehend vat yoa call him. Ze mitten la tn glove rol'out ze fl.igalre she no geef me se mitten : but her fader he geef me an lutro- . ductiong to hi ahoeaaakaire." Hackensack Republican. 'Continual, dropping will wear away ' atone." It It different with a brick. A chap who started for home last night with "a brick In bU hat," dropped numerously on the way. bat when he reached his residence the "brick" wax slit! there, a trifle larger than when he started. If anything. Norristown Herald. Tux world is growing better, sure enough, . Ten years ago yoa eonld find a dozen author of "Beautiful Rnow" without going West. Now yon may travel all over the Union and not collide with a person sufficiently abandoned and lost to all eeise of shame as to coaf that he wrote these anonymous lines. Norristown Herald. THE IMEMrA ISDIAS KAfV What a Cblld BefatN Remembers r M Reeaea. How well I remember that dsy! We bad keen down to the lake, Chlcg Joe and I. We were very fond of Ix-atiug and fishing; it was all new to ns. We bad only been there a few weeks, and we bad a beaatiful string of rish plump bas. and long, slim pickerel. Mother and father were standing oat nnder tbe maples- In front of onr little abac ty that was all tbe bona we had then. A neighbor's eon was talking to them, standing with on hand on his ribs, his draw hit yushtd. off tit forehead, acd

one moccasined foot on a log, telling them of the Indian outbreak. Probably it was only a druDken row, be said; there had been only two men killed, and the Indians bad seemed friendly enough the winter before, when tbey camped out here; and be pointed to a place only a short distance away, where be bad seen tbeir tepee poles and the stones on which they placed tbeir kettles. We dropped oar fish on the leaves as we listened, and crept close to mother, looking over oar shoulders into the woods so close about us. - Another man dashed up just then, one of our neighbors, on horseback, and I bad not seen a horse before since we bad come there to live. It was a white horse with red spots on its shoulders. , I can see It now as if it had been yesterday, and it has been years since then. The rider was very much excited, and showed a daily paper full of great black headings, some ofwhich father read, and then they talked very excitedly for a long time. A deer ran through the little clearing, so close the neighbor's boy could easily have shot him. but he only patted his dog's bead and told him to be quiet, without appearing to notice what he was doing, and listened to what the man was telling. I remember tbey talked to the man about the danger of riding a horse a whits horse, too for the Indians wauted horses we had found that out by the paper, and worse things, too: but be said he must go home, and rode off in great haste. What a night followed that afternoon! Joe and I slept,but I think father and mother never Jay down. They called us while it was 90 dark I could hardly see to dress, but they would not let ua have a light I remember my teeth chattering, and I asked mother what made them when it was sum

mer, but she told me, in a whisper, I must be quiet and not talk. YV'aen we could just see we started. We could not take our clothes or any of our things, because there were no horses. We left everything just as it was tba dsy before. Mother and the rest of the women and little children ro3e in the wagon drawn by oxen they were all the oxen there were in the settlement. Old Mr. Pearson and the little children rode, too; but Joe and I walked, because there was not room for so many. It was hot enough by noon, and the road got sandy when we were out on tbe prairie, but we were g!ad enough to pet oat of the woods, for then we could ste a long way and knew if tbe Indians were coming. How many people there were in the little town when we got there all hot and tired and dusty, just as we were. A wagon had stopped in front of a house, and there was a great crowd about it, and when Joe aad I went np to look, there lay a man all covered with blood, and bis cap over his eyes to keep oft the sun. I heard some one say he would die before night and men were look ing at a bloody arrow. Some people were crying and wringing their band?, but one man was singing and dancing. Some one said: "No wonder, poor fellow; tbey have killed all hi3 family" but I couldn't see why that should make him sing. All the bouses were full, and we built a fire out on the grass and ate some potatoes and preen corn. Father said there was no buying, for there was nothing to buy, but Joe and I thought tbe corn and potatoes, roasted in the coale. were enough. A lady came down toyee ua while we were eating, and tried to find out something about her husband, but father had never seen him. She looked very pale and so sad when father told ber that, and when she was going away she showed tbe. woman whose Husband baa been tne nrst man killed. How long it seemed since the neighbor's son had told us and it bad been only one day. Xhe lady came every day after that to ask all tbe people who hal jnst come; but no one had seen him. One night how well I remember these things she came, looking very mucn paier tnan usual, and so hurried ly. "W here is nef she asked. i .taint lather thought she bad gone wild many did, they told me, though I hardly knew what it meant for he spoke very gently to her, and asked her to sit by mother and net a little, but never answered her question. "Where is ber she asked again, and then she saw a man sitting on tbe grass near ns, a iale. sad-lookioe young man, who wai fitting some cartridges into bis belt. ' You TeueD him, sbe said, going over tobiru. "You know about him: teil me. quick!" I think he thought as father had. for be said very gently, "Have I? He is all right, I guess," and then he began to talk about what a bright day it was. "Don't talk to me like that," she said, full of excitement; "you know about him; tbey said so; said you had seen him my busband, Mr. Goodhue." The young man spring to bis fret. It had come too suddenly for him to think. "Mr. Goodhue!" he cried. "Are you Mrs. Goodhue?" And he sank on the ground again with a groan. She grasped bis arm. "Tell me," she cried, "is he killed is he?" "Oh, God in Heaven!" he groaned again. "I can't, I can't tell you." "Then be is dead." She looked at htm closely for a moment, then let go his arm and went over beside mother aud sat down, without a word. It had all been eo sudden no one bad time to think; but mother got np at once, and theyibegan to work with her, and try to rouse her froia tbe terrible apathetic state into which sbe had so suddenly fallen. I do not remember much more about it, enly that after a long time and a very long time, too the poor young woman was sobbing on mother's neck, and father was sav ing, '-Thank God, thank God!" with his eyes lull of tears, one came to see us every day atter tbat as long as she stayed, but it was oaly a week or two, and then she went down tbe river to ber friends in another State, and we saw her no more. But when it was all oyer, and we were safely at home once more, we iud often to speak of her, and to pray that she might be coaiiorted. Typhoid Fever Poison. An article in the February issue of the Popular Science Monthly on typhoid fever poison shows id minute detail the spread of the disease through a neighborhood of Syracuse, in wbch it is almost demonstrated to be due to tbe specific poison of the disease conveyed In water. This has been demons trated before in England In a case where tbe water supply had been contaminated. It was also shown some years ago in one of the suburbs of New York; but in no case that has come under our notice baa tbe investigation come as close to certain proof. In none baj doubt been so completely removed. Tbe facts in brief are these: Otto Schmidt reached bis borne in Syracuse after a visit to the Centennial, where he had taken in tbe seeds of typhoid fever. He lived in a thickly-built suburb of neat and cleanly cottages newly built There were four wells in the neigh borbood and some of tbe cottages need one well, some another. The refuse matters from tbe sick room of Otto Schmidt were thrown into a sink at the back of his yard. On the 12 -h day of Lis sickness a great storm passed over the country, fi mding that I'irt of tbe city and ovei (lowing tbe sink of Ot'.o Schmidt's bouse. Tbe well was not far away. Whether by seepage or by surface washing tbe fever poisou got in to the wellwater is not known. It is known, however, tfcat in all tbe cottages where this water was nted there were from one to five cases of the fever, and not one cass in any of the adjoining boiues, although their inmates nursed their sick neighbors and were in dally contact with them. There was one striking additional fact One of tbe neighborhood wells went dry, and one of tbe bouse supplied by it resorted to Schmidt's welL Immediately new cases appeared in this house, while another bouse that sought a wellacross tbe street escaped. Tbe deductions seem to be that typhoid fever is a specific pscn cosTf red exclusively bj water.

GENIUS AND MAUUIAOC

Points for Ladies Wedded to Ext -emsly Clever Husbands. Lemons Drawa from tbe Matrimonial Experiences of Several DIslinsalsbed Sinn. ' Chamber's Journal. It has been said by George Sand that love and courtship end together; so that he who would be always in love must be ever a wooer. Such, however, was not the opinion of the famous physician, Dr. Abernathy, whose courtship, like his prescriptions, was short and to the point. The doctor had been attending a lady for several weeks, and had observed during those hurried visits certain qualities in the daughter which he considered would render her invaluable as a wife. Accordingly on a Saturday, when taking leave of his patient, he addressed her to the following purport: ' '"Yoa are now so well that I need not see you after Monday next, when I shall come to pay you my farewell visit. But in the meantime I wish you aud your daughter seriously to consider the proposal I am now about to make. It is abrupt and unceremonious, I am aware; but the excessive occupation of my time by my professional duties affords me no leisure to acconiplith what I desire by the more ordinary course of attention and solicitation. My annual receipts amount to pounds, and I can settle pounds on my wiTe; my character is generally known to the public, so that you may readily ascertain what it is. I have seen in your daughter a tender and affectionate child, an assiduous and careful nurse, and a gentle and ladylike member of a family. Such a person must be all that a husband could covet, and I offer my band and fortune for her acceptance. Oa Monday, when I call, I shall expect your determination; for I really have not time for the routine of courtship." It would have been interesting to know how this was received by the patient and her daughter. The blunt intimation of annual receipts; tbe "my character is known to the public, so yoa may readily ascertain what it is; then tne declaration, "and no tims for courtship;" ' shill expect an an swer on Monday;" all this must have been somewhat startling to the patient "who was now so well." To medical men, who above all others long to kill two birds with one stone, the above prescription may prove a useful one. and might with advantage be placed in the Pharmacopoeia. It was at least thoroughly successful m tbe case recorded, lor a nappier coupie never existed. johssos's WIFE. A woman ot mean intelligence, one mifibt imagine, would seldom be cbosen by men ot great intellect as a ureiong com pan ion. et such mesalliances seem to be tbe most fascinating for our grta'est geniuses. The wife of Dr. Johnson is described as a vulgar woman. She was 50 years of aise wnen tne doctor, ( wno was only 27) married her, and according to uarrick she was very fat, with swelled cheeks of a Hon J red, produced by thick painting, and increased by the liberal use of cordials. She was ft iring and fantastic in her dress, and affected both in her speech and general behavior. It must be admitted, however, that Johnson himself was not altogether a "braw wooer" "He was then." Miss Porter (tbe lady's daughter) tells ns, "lean aud lank, so that his immense structure of bones was hideously striking to the eye, and he often bad seemingly convulsive starts and odd gesticulations, which tended to excite at once surprise and ridicule." But as Johnson said to Beauclerk wiili much gravity: "Sir, it was a love mar riageon both sides." It certainly was on the doctor's part, and his affection and esteem for "Tetsy" remained aj strong up to the day of her death as it was on that of their marriage. But if Johnson, with his rugged exterior, could scarcely hope for a great prize in the lottery, no such reward can be made of the courtly, handsome, intellectual Goethe. This great man, an intimate friend of his Prices, and the iiol of the Weimar court, was captivated by bis girl in humble life, wbose father was a drunkard and who herself made artificial flowers for a livelihood. So sensible was tbe girl of the mesalliance that she hersslf refused Goethe's offar of marriage. The marriage did take place, however, but not till the lapse of years had stolen away all her charms, and the family complaint drunkenness had seized upon ber. Still Goethe's affection remained, and the great poet worked patiently, if sorrowfully, by the side of a foolish and drunken wife. ROrSSSEAU's BRIDE. Such another bride did Rousseau choose, and be himself gives tbe folio wing account of her abilities. "I wished from tbe first to form ber mind, but my toil was in vain, I do not blush to avow that she has never been able to read; though she writes fairly. When I went to live in the Hue des Petits Champs, there was a clock opposite my windows upon which I strove to teach ber the hours for more than a month. She does not quite know them now(Bfter twenty years.) Sbe bas been able to follow the order of tbe twelve months of the year; and knows not how to do the simplest sum, notwithstanding all the trouble I have taken to teach ber. She does not know how to count money, and has no idea of what coin to give or how much charge to gat back in any marketing transaction. What she says is often the opposite of what she wishes to say. At one time I made a dictionary of her phrases for tbe amusement of Madame De Luxembourg; and her Qui pro quo have, become celebrated in the circles I frequented." One would think tbat with such a catalogue of defects tbe husband could scarcely much esteem tbe wife; wbat follows sufficiently enlightens us on this point. "But this person, eo shallow, so stupid if yoa will, is an excellent adviser upon difficult occasions. Often it has happened in Switzerland, in England and in France, in the misfortunes which bad overtaken me, she has given roe advice wbich was tbe best in the circumstances; she has removed me from dangers into which I was blindly rushing; and before women of tbe highest rank, before nobles and princes, ber good sense, her replies and her conduct, inspired universal esteem; and compL'tnents. which I knew to be sincere, were repeatedly addressed to me upon ber merit." And to tbe end of bis life tbe philosopher loved and almlred his Therese, as he did in his younger days when tbey lived in their Parisian garret, looking for hours together npon the pale moon, until tbe mo'.her in law came npon the scene and broke tbe spell. CONDITIONS Or HAPPrXESS. It certainly appears from the evidence wbich we possets on tbe subject of such marriages, that one of two conditions is necessarv in order to secure abiding domestic comfort. The lady must be unusually simple or stupid; or she must be unusually intelligent and wise. Tbe very habits of abstraction and self study of a man of genius lead bim frequently and sometimes for long away from all communion with bis family. Thus it is necessary, in order calmly to suffer such neglect, to have an interse sympathy in the work and with the genius wbich demands it; such sympathy, for example, we find the wile of JNiebahi giving evi

dence of on her death be 1. Kiebuhr bed

never spoken to her ot her approaching death, much as be longed to receive her parting wishes, because the physician forbade all excitement. Once only, a few days before her death, as he was holding her in his arms, he asked her if there was no pleasure he could give ber, nothing that he could do for her sake. Sue replied, with a look of unutterable love: "You shall finish your history whether I live or die ." Tbat was her only desire. Or. as we have said, falling such nobility of mind, it would appear tbat the next best hope ot happiness lor tbe genius is to be found in the opposite extreme that is, perfect humility or simplicity, or in the downright stupidity of his wife. An example of this latter success, more particular and striking than thote we baye given, is to be found in the life of one of the greatest of German authors. Ha was subject to fits of the fierc est passion, in wbich be denounced h;s wile (a simple creature) in torrents of the most tragical andBcatbinglanguage. Any woman of a finer susceptibility or better education must have trembled with terror under such paroxysms of rage; bat this lady listened with calm admiration; she did not understand a syllable of the speech; but the unhesitating flow of high soundings words and the expressive gestures captivated tbe mind of the simple woman, and tbe torrent of abuse which should have overwhelmed her with grief, only drew from ber some ingenuous expressions of sincere admiration. Sbe was always nnder tbe impression that at these moments ber husband was but rehearsing to her parts of the play he bad just written; and she was, no doubt, flattered, too, in her little way, with tbe role of critic apparently assigned her. Obviously, passion which had so entirely missed its mark could not be continued with any reasonable hope of success; beside the failure was not more signal than comical, and it never failed to restore the good humor of the cho lerio author. MEDIOCRE WOMKS. Now if we turn to instances in which men of great genius have married women who have been neither distinguished for sense nor for the want of it-i-whose mental calibre has been of a mediocre kind we can not but be struck with the frequent nnhappine&s wbich has followed. Such ladies are not foolish, as the term is usually understood; tbey perform the duties which tbey lmeglne belong to their station, and they expect the privileges which also pertain to it Thus they make excellent partners for our business men, whose duties and whose pleasures they understand and generally share. But if such a lady thinks of uniting herself to a man of great genius, let ber reilsct upon the fate of her sisters who have made tbat experiment. Take first the experiences ot Dryden, onr great EDelish poet, and of his wife Lady Elizabeth. The lady, though belonging to the aristocracy, and therefore presumably well educated, had no sympa thy with the genius of. her husband a genius that required bis retirement so frequently from the family circle; she was, moreover, a woman of a violent temper and of bat mod erate intelligence. Dryden had suffered much from tbat temper; and "bis invec lives," says Malone, "against the married state were frequent and bitter, and were continued to tbe latest period of his life." And as Sir Walter Ssott gently remarks: "His excursions to the country seem to have been frequent; perhaps the more so as Lady Elizabeth always remained in town." milton's case. Milton's unfortunate matrimonial engagements are well known to all, and his "Treatise on Divorce," which his domestic misfortune stuog him into writing, has been widely perused by all classes. But in this instance we can feel less sympathy lor the austere Milton than for tbat girl of seventeen, who was brought up in a home where there was plenty of company and merriment and dancing, and who. when she came to live with the author of "Paradise Lost," found it so solitary. No merriment and dancing in Milton's house, assuredly; but all studying as if for their lives the great poet reading, writing and conversing in a dozen or more languages, his nephews struggling bard with two or three. A veritable mill, this new house of hers, from attic to basement, and tbe never ceasing gtindiog of verbs and declensions a plague to her ears. Wbat would the poor child not bare given to have it changed into a real mill; tbe one, for inManoe, near her home at Forest Hill in Oxfordshire; and instead of hearing tbe valuable opinions of Lucretius and Kpictetus and Demosthenes, how ber bear would have thumped with joy to have heard tbe voices of Tom and Jerry shoutinc to the terriers! Some such thoughts 1 he young bride must have bad, for after a fr w weens she tied back to her country home, promising to return some day-as a'l children do cn the eve of their release. And now, in conclusion, may we venture to ask tbe your g ladies who may read these lines to reflect bt f ire giving tbeir bands to genius, let genius precs them ever to eagerly. Let them ak t herns Ives if they are stupid enough for such a fate; or are tbey clever enough. Perhaps no belter test in the mat ter could be applied than tbat mentioned above. Having duly redacted, let tbe young lady say to herself: "Do I feel certain that I shall always prefer Epictetus and Lucretius to Tom and Jerry and their more active pursuits?" TDK HEW HEX ATE. Karnes of the Hea Whs Will Wear the Toga After tbo 4th of Slareli. Washington Post Tbe United states Senate, after the 4th of March next, will be composed politically of 42 Democrats, 33 Republicans and one Independent, giving the Democrats a clear majority of eight. The new Senate is now nearly complete as to its personnel, the one New Hampshire seat being tbe only one yet remaining to be filled. Zich Chandler has not been cbosen to succeed Cbristiancy in Michigan yet, bat he will be, so we put him down among the elect. The senators, with the year in which their terms expire, are as follows: ALABAMA. imt. J no. T. Morgan .D. ARKAKSAS. 1883. A. H. Oarlund, D. 1885. J.D.Walker, D. 1855. U. 8. Houston, D. CALIFORNIA. 1881. Newton Booth, R. COLORADO. 1880. H. M. Teller, R. 1885. N. P. Hill, R. DELAWARE. 1881. T. F. Bayard. D. latft. Jas T. Farley, 1). COJiNBCTICOT. 181. W. W. Eaton. D. 1S36. Orvil. hi Plait, K. 1883. Ell SauUuury, D. FU)RIOA. 1881. Cliaa.W. Jones. D. GEORGIA. 1883. Ben H. Hill. P. lfea. Wilkinson Call,D.j 188i. J. B Gordon, D. ILLINOIS. 183. David Davis. I. llStii. J no. A. Logan, R. IOWA. INDIANA. 1881. J. E Ale Donald ,D. 1885. D. W. Voorhees,l. KANSAS. 1883. B. J. Kit k wood, R, 1883. P. B. Plumb, R. 1885. J. J. Ingalls, K, lbtlo. Win. Allison, tt. XBNTCCKY. 1883. Jas. B. Heck. D. LOUISIANA. 1883. W. P. KellOag, R. 1885. B. F. Jonas, D. ' MARYLAND. 1881. W. P. Whvte. D. lodi. J. S. Williams, D. MAINS. 1881. H. Hamlin, Ft. 1663. Jas. (i. iilHlne,B. M A.1SAC H USBTTS. 1881. H. U l)es, Ft. 1SS3. Ueo. F. Hoar, R. MINNESOTA. 1885. J. B Grooine, D. MICHIGAN. 1881. Z. Chandler, R. 1883. T. W. Ferry, K. MISSISSIPPI. 1881. B. K. Bruce, R. 1883. I- Q. C. Lamar, D. NEBRASKA. 1881. A.M. Paddock, R. 1883. A. Saunrterw, R. NEW BAMPSHIRB. 1881. Ed. 11 Rollins, R. 1885. A Republican. NEW YORK. 1881. Fame. Kernan.P. Ib85, Roko.Couk11u,R. OHIO. 1881. A. Q. Tharmrn,D. 1885. U. H.Pendleton.D PENNSYLVANIA. 1881, w. A. Wallace, P. 188i. J. 1). Cameron, U. SOUTH CAROLINA. 1R84. hi. U. Butler, D. 1885. W. Hampton, D. TEX AH. issi. H. B. Maxey. P. 1883. Richard Coke, D. VIRGINIA. 1881. R. E, Withers, P. 1883. J. W. Johnson, D. WISCONSIN. 1881. A. Cameron, R. 1885. K.H.(Jarpeater,R 1881. 8.J.R.McMillan,R 1(83. Win. Wlndoin, H MISSOURI. 1S81. F. M. Cockrell, D. 18. Oeo. O. Vest, D. KEVADA. 18S3. Win. Hmron.E. lbHo. John P. J ones, R. NEW JEKHKV. 1K81. T.F. Randolph, P. 183. J.R.McPhemon.D KOKTH CAROLINA. 1KM. M. W. Hnusoin. D. Zeb. B. Vanoe, D. OBXOON. 1883. Lalay. G rover, D. 185x Jas. H. Slater, I. HIIOOE ISLAM). 1K81. A. K.burnside,R-ii-m. II. u Auuiony, k. TENNEHSKB. 1881. Jaa. K. Bailey, U. 1003. I. U. Harris, D. VERMONT. 1881. O. F. fcximund,R. VSAi. Just. 8 Morrill, U. WICHT VIROIll A. 1881. Frank Hreford,D ixi, tx. u. iwtUi v.

A LESSON IN FINANCE.

The Story of Two Indiana Farmers. How Tney Weat lata Sew York With Two Toonsaat rive II and red Dollar Capital iCIea Oat tbe Street, aad Oat Scooped. N. Y. Cor. Philadelphia Times. Wall street Is interested in the movements of two old men, who came here from Indiana a few weeks ago, with tbe enormous cash capital of $2,500, and with a firm determination to clean out the street. They are broth ers, farm-bred, and, when tbey called at the office of a conspicuous broker and asked for him by name, a shallow-headed clerk was so unfavorably impressed by their outward ap pearance that he said the broker was out. The old farmers sat down with as much pa tience as they would have shown in their own farm house while waiting for a storm to pass away that they might go to the fields again. Atler an hour or two the clerk changed his mind and showed them in. The fascinations of Wall street overpower ail sorts of men and women, who seem at some time or another to be struck with this pas sion AS THEY ARE WITII LOVE; but of all the queer clients this broker had had these two farmers were the .queerest. Like thousands of people all over the coun try, they had first become interested through the advertisements of a certain class of irregular Wall street sharks, whose glowing announcements fill tbe country press. Tbey had also taken a Tsevr York daily paper and followed tbe course of the market. They had for a year bought and sold imaginary lots of stocks, payiDg neither interest nor commission, but away oat their in their Indiana home makine tremendous turns in the market of which the dealers in the city bere were profoundly igooraot. With un limited credit at the bank ot their own imagination, they went long of this and short of tbat stock, taking in or putting out im mense blocks and keeping strict account of their own transactions; and they frankly told the broker, to whom they confided all this information, that tbeir profits in the year were over a million dollars. And through such nursing of a delusion they bad come to believe tbat they could make money in Wall street, and had gathered together the earnings of a liietiine and had come to get rich. METHOD or THE lIOOBIES OFTRATORS. The broker was reluctant to open an ac count with them, but tbey would not be denied. They were on tbe bull side of the market tbe ontside operator usually is, be ing sangui e and they bought a little and waited for it to kite up. Tbey made their headquarters in tbe brokers public room, where the customers congregate, and i straDge contrast tbey presented to the fash ionably-dressed men wbo lounged there, Tbey haunted the neighborhood of the ticker and watched tbe tape at first with buoyant hope, then with an ill-concealed eagerness, dashed with lear, and later with a fascina tion tbat is always unpleasant to content plate. For somehow, though we have had for days a rising market, the old men seemed to get on the wrong stocks. and while the other men chattered and figured up their gains and slipped over to Delmonico's now and then, the old men stuck to the tape and watched the re lentless little brass arm prancing np and down, stamping tbe black figures on tbe tape, and stamping them lower and lower, until their wistful eyes grew weary, and and they took a turn now and then in the open air of Wall or Broad street, and thus the brokers came to see tbe strangers and learn tbeir story. Yesterday their $2,500 bad dwindled awsy to $400, and tbe young er of tbe two, himself a gray-haired man aud as deeply infatuated as ever, said be was going to send his brother home; he was too old and bothersome, and interfered wiih his plans; alone, he said he could have bis own way, and would come out all right yet; and even the giddy brokers experience a brief passing qualm at this, for they know how it will end. rooit GIRL! Annie Barters Failure to Walk. 3,000 lnarter miea la 3,00O Quarter llonra. New York Herald. No stage distress ever excited such emo tions as the apparent tortures of this poor girL At every step she was the picture of agony. Her eves were bleared and bloated, and her face depicted the pain which racked her frame at every step. She no longe walked around the track, but dragged herself heavily and weanlv along, if 6b e bad been compelled to tread nnshod on glowing plow shares ber aeony could not have been greater. Her feet were blistered, while the muscles of her legs and hips were swollen and ached with rheumatic acuteness. Even her arms, hanging listless by ber side, seemed to sym pathize with the aches and pains which af flicted her whole body. Her face twitched with the intensity of her sufferings. Sbe could not see the track, and had to be guided more carefully than a blind beggar on the king's road. Moreover, she had to be held up, or she would have fallen fast asleep in the sawdust. At last ail consciousness. cave that of suffering, seemed to pass away, and when sbe left the track the last time she was is completely unaware of it as if death, instead of mere exhaustion, bad stricken ber down. She slept for two hours without in terruntion, undisturbed by the noise and uproar outside. While the man in tbe box office cried. ' Bartel's off; a ten-mile race n stairs!' she neither knew nor cared that she had failed. How to Divide the Property. Detroit Free Press.He bad been sitting still so long that his mother expected, to find mm asleep wnen she looked around and asked: "Well, Harry, what are yon thinking of T 'Mother, are we very rich?" he solemnly inquired by way ot reply. in one way we are," she said, "your father says he values me at three million dollars, you at two millions, and the baby at one." That closed tbe conversation on that sub ject, bat the next morning, as Harry was getting on his overeoat, he examined the new patch added, and coolly observed: "Well, I think father had batter sell off about balf of yon, or the whole of the baby, and get the rest of us some decent duds to wear." An TJasjallaat Pbynlciaa. Tbe French are said to be the most gal lant of all European nations, and yet this is the way in wbich a French journal speaks of women: ' Doctor, yoa mast really prescribe some thine for me." "My dear lady, yon need no medicineonly a little rest and then you'll be as well as ever." "Bat. doctor, sarelv I ought to be given some medicine of some sort or other. You've only felt my pulse; examine my tongue.' (He does sol: "Precisely, madam; your tongue- needs rest, too. i Wbo would throw away bard-earned monev lor everr new cough sy rap advertised. when yoa can procure that standard remedy for congh. Dr. Ball's Cough Syrup. Prios 23 cent bottle.

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