Indiana State Sentinel, Volume 24, Number 47, Indianapolis, Marion County, 15 July 1875 — Page 6

THE INDIANA STATE SENTINEL THURSDAY. JULY 15 18751 G

HUB MISS UN.

BY CCLIA THAXTEB. 1 From Harper's Magazine for August.l The sparrow sits and fdnfts. and sings; tsottly the auoset's lingering light Lies rosy over rock and turf, Anl rejden where the restless sari Tosmm on nigh Ha plumes of white. Uently and clear the sparrow sings, Vhli twilight teals across the sea, And tili and bright the evening stir Twinklt aboe tue golien bar That in the Wet lies quietly. Oh, steadfastly the sparrow sins1. And awet the sound ; and sweet the touch Of wooing winds: and the sight Of happy Nature's deep. delight In her fair Spring, desired so much! But whi'e so clear theVparrow feints A crv of death Is tn my ear: Th3 crashing of the riven wreck Breakers that sweep the shuddering deck, And souuds of agony and fear. How In It that the birds can sing? Lite ia so lull of bitter pin: Hearts are so wrung with hopeless grlei; V.. is so Ion? aud joy 90 brief; Nor shall the lost return again. Though rapturously the sparrow sings, 2io bin of Nature can restore Tbe lrlend whose hands I clasped so warm, Sweet souls that through the night and stOTm Fled from. the earth for evermore. Yet still the sparrow sits atd sings, ?tt!l .oti?in. mourning, sorrowing love, tirociu to And what nope may be Within death'j awful mystery, Teaches Its empty arms above.

And listening, while the sparrow sings An.i oft thf pvpninx shadow fall.

Sc;s through the crowding tea's that blind,

a : Ittle lieht, that stems 10 nna .And clasp God ' hand, who wrouaht it all! For the ixutlnel.l WISDOM.

NOBLE NUPTIALS.

THE

EXPLOITS OF MANAGING

MAMMAS.

BY V. E.

Wisdom 1 thou'rt represented old, and therefore

wise But I. a maiden willful must believe thee; knrthnn. lib maiden in n lover's eyes.

Art vfr present, wooiuic him with sweetest

InpnrdUtpncT.

When manhood' young you seem to hover ncyir

hi, . . , fn nt-ur h almost claims thee for his own :

Kut ripening years and gathered learning show

I ftp Liku phantom receding, dimly and alone. Indiana polls.

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ABOUT WOMEN.

Misa Lvdia Thompson will revisit Amer

ica neat April.

A young lady Is said tobe the beat mower

in W isconätn. one scytnts ior iams. Han Franklin said he could tell a ni

-woujjin by the way she kneaded her doub

Thu female sex are never satisfied. A

St. r,oaia woman ba3 been divorced nve

times'.

Palm leaf fans are becoming more popular

than any other in church, as theyetfeetuaiiy

hide the most elastic yawn. S'.nped stockings, it is said, are paUon

oia That is net the question, however.

Are they pretty and beoming? Mm. Stonewall Jackson owns an int?re

in h cotton factory, receive her dividend

.regularly, and doesn't want to marry

Th null back dresses are very nice, of

course: but it seems to us a little less to si:

duwc on would be vastly more comfort 1-

ble.

Thoy are going to turn tho great desert ol

Sahara into an Inland sea, and if you want anv sand to scour knives and fork with

you'd better harry up.

A philosopher asserts that the reason why

ladiea' teeth decay Booner than gentlemen's, i hfransfl rf the iricüon ol tho tOD2U9 aud

the tfweetness of the lips.

It is said that fully two-thirds of the letters which reach the dead letter office get

there because women have au insane desire

to write a beautiful tine band.

A Kansas girl eays that nothing makes hnr mi mad as to have a grasshopper crawl

up and down her back just as her lover come to the proposing point.

A Chicago girl Just one month married. upon meeting an old schoolmate in the street, put on a very wise look and re-marfaArt-"You can not imagine the labor

and anxiety incident to the care of a family." Thi young man who offers to stop drinking and chewing if his girl will marry him, will in less than a year alter marriage tell her that he sold himself for fifty cents on the dollar, and she will reply that she paid twenty five per cent, too high for him. It ihose dresses were twice as tight they would wear them. If it were the fashion to carry a barrel ol Hour on the back of the neck tuev would do it, or die trying. Yoa could uVdevise a fashion the women would not meekly follow, from no clothes in winter to bearskin overcoats in summer. Florence Marryatt i3 what nine persons out of ten would style a splendid woman. Sne ia a blonde of the pure English type, of average height, and a very fine figure. She has soft gray eyes and light hair, and, though not what can atrictly be termed .bestuuiul, mere is a nonchalant grace in her movements, and a charming insouciance iu her manner which renders her singulsrly -fascinating. There Is widow living seven miles northwest of Houston, Texas, with the very appropriate name of Mary Ann Thrift, who makea all the shoes for her father's lamily. consisting of eight or ten persons, and not one of them has spent a dime for shoes or boots in five years. She also makea a good

hand at cooking, washing.sewingand work inz in the field.

Mr. Orphenia Teeple, widow of the late T.nk Teeole. and grandmother of

Russell Potter, of North Guilford, died in

Woodbury, Conn., on Thursday last, at tbe aAwnnA atrfl of one hundred and three

years. The deceased was a direct descendant of the Goodriches, who came over in the Mavflower. Iler maiden name was Towner, and she was born in Branford, in that state. The lamily has been noted for longevity. Annie Thomas, one ol the most voluminous novel writers of the present day, and one

who has been before tho literary public of

England and America for several years, is Anoie Thomas, better known in private li.'e as Mrs. Pender-Cadlip. fcbs is a native of Lionion, and is the daughter of the late Lieutenant George Thomas, anoffic9rin the royal nvy aoJ ior the pst eight years has been iae .vi eol tbe Kav. Tender Cudlip, a hiu cumcu cierymaa. y iss Genevieve Ward, who intends to revisit New York her naf ie city next seo. appears to have made an exceptional y

brilliant impression at the Oaiety.Theater, Dublin, where, on the ISth of June, she actei Medea and Portia, upon the occasion -when the American rifle team was formally entertained at that theater. The Dublia Mail spates that, as Medea, Mias Ward proved herself without peer on the Briti&h stage; and a correspondent who was present at tie performance informs us that tb:s verdict is not exaggerated.

"MY MONEY FOR YOUR TITLE."

SOME ROMANTIC STORIES OF OCR AMERICAN BELLES YANKEE HEIRESSES WHO H AVK

CAPTURED BRITISH PKER9 THK BLANKS AND PRIZES IN HTMEN's R0TAL LOTTERY.

Tbe gossipy Now York correspondent of

the San Francisco Chronicle writes concern ing royal romances and noble nnptiala gen

erally: It was formerly a cherished article in the creed of confiding youth that all

loyal daughters of Columbia must infinitely

prefer tbe high-toned, full-breasted Ameri

can gentleman to any sprig of ioreign nobility, no matter how ancient his lineage or

how' splendid bis social rank. To this day the matrimonial market is, I am credibly

i a tor med, controlled by native Americans, hut the mothers ol Manhattan, at all events, are not actuated by patriotic motives, and o erweeoing maternal ambition must be held responsible for many notable ex

ceptions which occur' to my mind.

This morbid hankering after titles and

other gegaws of a rotten aristocracy bodes evil to the commonwealth, and, like tbe

ea'.ing ot opium, should be checked by heavy

penalties. Some wholesome precedence

may easily be found in certain statutes of

tho Elwards, which imprison within the

f)urseas tbe person (and fortune) of an

heiress. I submit to tbe law-makers of your

state, whether the growing exodus of

wealthy maidens does not call for stringent legislation, provided the writ of ne exeat

reno, by no means obsolete in California, can not be stretched to cover the case. I

found myself drawn to this weighty topic bv tbe announcement ot an early marriage

between the Ruht'Honorabie tbe Earl of

Koseberry and a daughter of William Butler

Duncan, tbe well-known banker ot this city. The young lady will be richly dowered, lor, besides the liberal portion which her father

cm adord to give, she inherits on the maternal side uncommon personal attractions.

Her mother was one of the beautiful Misses Sargent (not to be confounded with the more

distinguished Sergeants of revolutionary fame) who at their debut conquered Philadelphia and subsequently married husbands of identical name, although Henry Duncan

was wholly unconnected by blood with tbe

earl'd future father-in-law. The most cans

tic satirist of unrepublican weddings must

needs temper bis invective on this occasion,

for the circumstances which brought about tbe match have quite a romatic, not to say idyllic, flavor. The late Earl of Koseberry,

by whose premature death tbe present lord

cime to the title, was a confirmed consump

tive, who, after CRUISING THE MEDITERRANEAN

in vain quest of health, was advised to giy6 himself a last chance of Hie by turning his

yacht toward America. But the voyag

onlv aggravated the malady, and as the

mos: spacious of yachts is far from adequate

to tho demands ot sickness, the invalid was transferred with some, difficulty to Duncan's home on Staten Island, a refuge he was

no; detuned to leave alive, bevr nouses ot English country gentlemen are more thor

oughly appointed and nobly placed than that

old mansion bosomed in great trees and

commanding wi.ie reaches of land and sea

But pure air and gentle nursing can not

always avail, and the next heir only arrived in time to receive the re

mains of his relative and thank

tbj host, who bad done his best. I

dare say gratitude is far from irksome when it tn:ty lawfully take tbe direction of brizht

eyfs and blooming cheeKs. At all events

when tho new lord returned to England it was known that a roanz daughter of the

houxe had consented to become his countess.

Djps it not read like a play? The senior

partner of Duncan A Sherman has thriven

in his calling beyond most of his peers on the Exchange, but I doubt if, in his judg

ment, any investment has yielded ampler

returns tnan that act of honest kindness.

L'.ka Banquo, tbe worthy banker will die

untitled, but, like him, can see himself in

dreams the ancestor of aline ot potentates, whose seats, seigneuries, manors, priories

and other heriditaments are set forth at delightful length in the pages of "Burke's Peerage."

Shrewd American mammas, in estimating

the brilliancy of this marriage, do not forget how seldom their daughters have prospered

n the assault upon England's hereditary

legislators. In France, Italy and Spair,

where the last shadow of baronial right has

vanished, where tbe abolition of entail and tbe enforced subdivision of estates has beg

gared the haughtiest housas.they have found

men by no means averse from gliding a tarnished name with a little plebeian gold.

Bat those pale uhosts of nobility do not

empt wise women of the world like the

spleudii magnates of Britain, whose young

est sous and remotest kinsmen hlne with a

reflect 9 J lustra quite btrong enough to daz

zle many. "Pas la rose. 11 a vecu pres d'elle' scorns to have been

THE OCIDINO PRINCIPLE IN 8ÜCH MAR

RIAGES,

for instance, as that of Miss Jerome's to Lord

Altred Churchill, who is not supposed to have a shilling in the world, or the faintest

chance ot succeeding to nis iatners auke

dotn, and whose title (derived merely from courtesy) of course can not descend to his

children, who must rank as simple com

monners. bo, too, when a brother or Lord

Wodehouse captured Miss Minnie King, of

Georgia, l presume nts proximity to

tu barony contributed more to his success

than any rank be might have acquired as a

diplomatist. The same thing might have

baen said naa me reported engagment

be, wen the daughter of Paran

St9vens, the well known proprietor, and Lord Walter Camp

bell, son or tne liuko oi Argyie, Deen carried out although In this case tbe prospect

of becoming sister-in-law to a princess Of

tbe blood doubtless heightened tbe intoxication. Attractions far less illusory found favor in Mrs. Ritchie's eyes (she was, you remember, a daughter ot General Wads-

worth) when she wedded Mr. Adair's income

or 30,000. Bat the winning of the Rsseb3rry cup pales utterly before the achievement of the three Maryland young ladies, who performed their matchless feas long ago when our grandmothers were young. Most people have heard of the good fortune which befell the Misses Cton in England, but fiw know what slender portions they carried to their future lords. Good looks, (by no means striking, however), they had, and they unquestionably were granddaughters of Charles Carroll, of Carrollton. Of accomplishments or culture ot any h'gh erder they could not boast, and as to their estate real and personal when the husband of cne of them bestirred bimsell (rather late in the day) to institute some cautious inquiries, that sardonic old gentleman, their grandfather, could not remembjr any, present or prospective. Neither had tbey powerful relations well placed about the cuor', or, indeed, any facilitits beyond a fw letters of introduction supplied by an

Knglish acquaintance residing in the states. A modest outfit this, and yet these wise virgins so trimmed their lamps and wove their nets so cunningly that potentates no less high and mighty than a Duke of Leeds, a Marquis of Wellesleyand another scarcely iesd conspicuous, FELL EASY AND UNRESISTING VICTIMS.

It was the future marchionesf, tney say

locked for hör siäters tho door of

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opulence and pomp, and a pleasant story is related of her first introduction to the noble lord, some details ot which those of your

fair readers contemplating the conquest of

Europe may ao well to inwardly digest. It

seems Miss Caton was staying at a country

house when the marquis arrived, and soon

thereafter, yielding to a natural curiosity.

tbe younjr lady ascertained from an obedient

Abigail the precise whereabouts at a given moment of the distinguished guest. By an odd coincidence, some minutes later Lord Wellesley, who happened to be

In the library Intent upon i newspaper, was considerably per

plexed and delighted to find two soft arms around his neck, two velvet lips upon his

nun uis oars Niuteu in ueiicious accents by the words, "My dear, dear grand

father!" Now, as a matter of fact, his own

courtly features bore small resemblance to

tbe wrinkled visage of the master of Car

rolton, moreover, tbe title of erandaire is

not savory to unmarried men ot a certain

age: but the marquis was too lofty and gen

erons for Buch considerations: besides, he

naa no time, ior tne piteous conrusion Into which the damsel fell on detecting her error.

ana wnico, inaeea, seemed nicely to deprive

hr of her reason, must have melted a heart

of sxme. When, with much pains and tender solicitude, he had succeeded in

calming her agitation, and she,

still bathed in blushes, tripped lightly

from the room, tbe pulses of tbe gallant

veteran beat a reveille to which his blood

had been l"ng a stranger. II ere. certes. was

the one maid in all wide Britain, whose artless innocence and simple faitn might be

trusted to love mm ior mmseir. I was car

ried rather out ot my course by that last

anecdote, for i meant to confine myself

more recent adventures in the matrimonial

field. One in particular, illustrates quite faithfully the normal history of these ambitious unions, begun in trickery and tolly, to be continued in mutual loathing and scorn. You must excuse me from giving more than

tua initials here, for the tale is not altogether wholesome. Tbe death of her father, a

hrewd and respected merchant, left Miss R.

tue city ever since. "I never would have

an only child, to

THE CARE OF A FOOLISH MOTHER

and placed ber fortune a round million

in the hands of two relatives, men in high position and of scrupulous integrity, who

were named trustees under the will. ' Tbe

rents and profits or the prop erty, which consisted mainly ol

real estate on Manhattan Island, accumulated during a long minority, and when

the young lady, not yet IS, was taken to

Europe by her mamma, with tbe avowed ob iect of marrying a title, little doubt was eutertained by people accustomed to angle ia

Continental waters that bait so tempting

would draw a very great fib. In fact. LO'.h-

ing but an unparalleled mixture oi native stupidity and wilful blind

ness on the mother's part

cao : explain the woful miscarriaee

oi her silly scheme. She was not taken on

the wing, for she remained some time in

Paris. She could not lack counsel, if ' she would ask it, having brought strong letters

of introduction to persons the most competent to direct her movements, and fix with

absolute precision the status of any aspirant tor her daughter's hand. For that matter a single novel of Balzac or Edmund About

should have revealed to her the difierencs (broad enough. Heaven knows!) between the

genuine and tbe pseudo noblesse. But

easily gulled by flattery and smooth pre

tences, and too vain of her own judgment

to await inquiry or heed warning, this judicious parent astonished her friends on

this side of the Atlantic by suddenly an

nouncing that tbe Baron de C. had been ac

cepted as her future son-in-law. And no

doubt that brilliant noble would have

Btraightway published the bans, but for an

awkward clause in the old merchant's will.

whereby the fair inheritance lapsed in toto

to collateral relatives if his daughter married without the consent of her trustees. Now, these gentlemen desire to look upou

the groom's features before they gave away

tbe bride which was well enouicn, thougn a confidential note to some intelligent

Frenchman would have been a more saga

cious ana fruitful measure. In due time

Mrs. R. and daughter reached New York,

attended by the obsequious baron, and a sol

emn presentation taking place, the worthy and conscientious trustee (who, perhaps.

did not possesss the discernment of the Fau-

Itourg St. Germain) pronounced their new

acquaintance a most affable and polished gentleman. Ad early day having been set i

for the wedding, and the arriere ban of kins folk CONVOKED BY SOUND OF TRUMPET, a short time before the ceremony the dowager baroness arrived in person, and with her (superb evidence of ancestral dignity,) the magnificent family jewels, in charge ot a quiet but keen looking individual, who

was presented by Madame de C. as her only

brother. Very gracious and yet imposing

was that right high and puissant dame, and

beautiful the assiduous devotion of that

bachelor uncle, particularly when the costly

gems gracing tbe fair neck ot his neice

seemed to recall to his fond remembrance

the historical splendors of his house. The marriage knot securely tied, and the large American connection duly impressed by

tfce brilliant alliance, the happy pair, witb the bridegroom's relatives, returned

to la belle France, accompanied by the iriuraDhant Mrs. R.. who be;

held the dream of her life fulfilled

'f was a poor, foolish, wicked little dream,

and the awakening was abrupt and bitter.

The polished baron had no more the right of

entree to the auburg sc. uermam man tne

valet who cleaned his boots, ills boasted patent of nobility dated no further back than the empire, and was probably spurious at that. Moreover, he was a sot, and a sharper, debauched and rotten to tbe core. His venerable mother, when her mask was flung aside, betrayed tne coarseness and insolence of the average midwife, while those fami'.y jewels turned out to have been hired for the occasion, and the assiduous uncle to be the wily goldsmith's confidential clerk, who cheerfully surrendered his avuncular role for the more congenial counter. So far the story reads like a farce, but tbe next chanter, if I dared to tail it otherwise than vaguely, would show a tinge ofmelo-drama. It seems our honest gentleman had pocketed but bait tbe spoils. alter all, and like most craftsmen of nis kidney, believed himseli to have been grossly defrauded. Another clause n that pestilent will bequeathed only tbel lfe income of the estate to bis wife, and gave the fee, if she had no children, to the next heir. Now, the barou was a husband, but not yet

a father, nor likely to become one. It ia a tritei maxim in a certain school of Parisian vi veura (whereof he bad been an ornament) that paternal yearnings are seldom grati

fied alter thirty. Unluckily in nis case,

IWritten for the Boston Advertiaer in 1775. i.

O, she's the brag of Boston, her beauty's so com

plete, From the curls that kiss her forehead to the Upends of ber teet. And you may bant this planet round and add a word or two

tJeiore you ü find auch orbs again to run yon through and through. II. When ahe float ont to Join the dance, and iwlma along the floor. You'd better vow you never Haw such rerfeci

stepi before; The very music seems to watch, and just to follow her. And lays as plain as music can, "that tune we all prefer!" III. The day we marched to Bunker Hill I saw her

ranks filled all oar

tion of tbe directory shows, as Might be expected, plenty of Deutchers, but Jsingularlr enough there is but one American, and be serves his country in the police force. Of the names of states and territories. Main.

f 9

A m a

watcning their opportunity when tbe door

" "J" aetectives sprang from

tueir niamg place In an adjoin

UK uoorway ana entered, and Ferris taking the front of the bouse for his de-

pcutuieut. ua jjonneiiy tne back, both hur ried Upstairs.. The first rmm vintxt

Ferris was the suspected one on the second rioor, and here, sure enougb, was the sought

Ilawley sat,

his feet", onW to be confronted bv Ferrih in KM?"- ""TeTiiE

an instant he realized the .WbVn n f f. . a u Other nations

seemed to paralyze hirn. He stood rWoti ,V,! ..?c, namesakes, ior we find

still ior a moment, then threw no "r, IV"" s Welsh. Can

r ru; Z appear,aua although

Inw- y ir- fot only do we see JDeut-

l . M- " aw.

I. Half rec.'nirT on f I lrlV-L, " "5 mani Austrian and

. with nearly all bis TclothTng on. of Teutonic knd kÄ"hf,U8t V19 it the door onened hn i

Ber

naues

alitiec, lor

mumoui, tuen mrewup ms arms I a.in ari p..n.i. , . "u, B.

The very look she gave the hearts with cheer;

And such a faith dawned In her face, and

We thought a light nad been let down from Freedom ia the skies!

fired

IV.

Ye

Boston boys! be on your zuird. or some

young stranger-swain Will spy her out, and then, alas ! you U sigh for her in vain!

Advance! ßpeaknp! don't be afraid! or when

the BDrine comp rnnni).

Your Mary-bird wul fly away, and nevermore be

lounu:

A DETECTIVE'S DIARY.

A REMARKABLE CASE.

THE BISO SISQ ESCAPE ARB EST OF WILLIAM

HAWLKY, ONE C F THE LOCOMOTIVE STEAL. KHS FXPKRIKNCES OF- HAWLKY AFTER LEAVING! THE ENGINE.

The Sentinel published the particulars of

the escape of several convicts from Sing Sing eeveral months since. One of them has been

aecaptured alter an eventful experience, as

appears by tbe following from the New York

Herald; Tbe daring and extraordinary es

cape of the five convicts from Sing Sing on the I Ith of last May is again brought into

prominence by the capture ol the first of the number, effected early yesterday morning. In the annals of escapes from penal institu

tions of this state none have partaken more of the sensational. nor

have any excited a mora wlla.

spread interest than this. Individual convicts have at times resorted to plans and

'uws in tceiraesperate attempts to regain

twenty years more!" and sank into a chair.

j-m. uiuuier, au agea laay, apparently In 111

ucaiku, uuwuvu wins room, ana on learn

iug oi ner son s arrest fell upon his neck

vv.ug uikicujr. a tiever system or alarm was found in the house. A wire ran from

.u. uvu, u.ii uwr to in ley s room, so

arranged mat when the door was opened

uo who wuuiu release a pin which cause I a heavy hammer to fall on a gong placed

uu vtovi. xjjr hub means iiawiey was

msianuy notinea every time a person en

me nouae. me prisoner was then

taneu to tne ventral office, where he

ivv,nru ulf a ucrftia rp nnrr.fi f ran Art nnAn

him In his cell yesterday afternoon, and had

a iwug conversation with him. At first he

uecanea to taiic, dui afterward he recnsid

ereuana reiaiea nis experience since his

ojj. xuo appearance and demeanor of

uawiey were xar from those of tbe ordioarv pnnvint Tall nA .n . . r

a t auu wen in urMiri utnnn uirh

eandy hair and whiskers, be appeared to be

man 01 much Intelligence and not had at

.eart. While tellinz his StOrv h frfvmontlir

broke down as the thought cf the terrible fate

in store ior nim obtruded itself." "They will give me twenty years more for grand larceny

i3nuS iu bLesung me engine, he

muanea, ana ne wrung hibands in despair,

uccasionally he relerred to his motbod, and

oinoya mm mo ana tenderness quue

"IF MY POOR MOTHER DIES."

he would exclaim, "I don't care what be

comes ot me; and, oh, I fear the shock will kill her." Immediately on boarding thej locomotive tbe convicts forced the engineer

ana nreman to alight. One of tbe men t hen

pulled some levers and another drew out the coupling pin and detached tbe balance

oi tne tram. "i assure you," said Hawlev.

no um uv. uao auy violence toward either

loeconaoetor or nreman. The story that

wo iJiactxi pistois to tneir beads Is all nonsense. None of us had any weapons at all. Ona of our gang I don't know whe it

now had a piece of wood shaped somethiDe

Nmr ani - r ai a &

Plenty; no Spanish, but several Spains; Iceland does not appear, but Greenland does, aud we hnd a JaPP aad a Tark. Among names of animals one finrt k gi t.

otecKhsn. S svan. (it-lino- pa,.iA tn-

hawks, Lamb. Pentv.rV s,l."u' '

can, pigeon, Duck, Nightingale,' Bear', Beal ver, Bison and Boar. Tairii. r. m J.

able kinedom. wn fin,i nnAA m .

SSZX S riMx Atr- TrBTanch; ouugu, xiu&n, ine. Tree. Ash. Rnnt

more Elm and Oak. We find Grass, Straw, ..aT?ama,Vlnd uy. It i but natural that we should find th Pak ro,Ä

Sickel and Shears. Witb all these r,!ant-

ana implements it is a little surprising that we should find only the Apple, Tear, Pinm, Peach, Cherry, Almocd, r ig, and last, but not least, the ministerial Bean. Of

ANCIENT AND BIBLICAL NAMES

we have fewer than some Eastern cities, but for quality we can not be excelled. As for ancient families who can excel! our Adam and our Xoah, although the latter gentleman varies from the original epelline bv

dropping the "h." We have Shem and

Hem, but no Japbet, and we have both Eden

and Paradise. We have Baal as well as Ja-

dah, and both Sion and Jerusalem. Ihe He

brew writers are not altogether omitted, aa

we have Job and Hosen. There are twelve Christa and but one Pilate. There is a Pentecost, and Nestor appears to remind one of another ancient nation. There are 23 Abels add 39 Cains. Chicago is a maratlme cltv. so that it is proper that we should hr .ul

ors, and Scow. Saiff. Boat. Rrt nri

Ship excites no surprise. The inr

are well represented. Beside thAmmmnn

Brown, Black. Green. Orav ani Vh(r

have Purple, Ked, Lavender, Blue.Pink, Violet, Scarlet, Ruby and Rose. We have no oil. but there is a arnisb.

have Virgil, Rousseau. Betthod. Anerhnh

andGuizot. Besides these the

4 I . -

thft nriMi hnnn üh... Hirn a nintni iTn m. K.fTA w ,. , -"I Liquor oi tne age resides amontr ns. i.nu

litoto SSacTantahm; hw tSt: to inUmidate the enneer and Z,5. A"oa w b? found affixed to a

tilitv of eeniua disniav. armo tr that was the extent ot it." AftP, th U.r""k"luJ.w. proaacuons covering all

have been rlvfln hH.iTJ. Cr victs had nrocfled hont tn T i7r, .k" ?eias OI ait, literature and science. Her

considered insurmountable hav commenced discussinir the ht mnr. tU Rny. ui tbe great names of

... w j tviuvu wv I rt - -.wv-a f. -v I ri IK in rv vara r a "V .wv U 1 I i

well laid schemes, aided bv caution and pursue, some suggested eoine about v " . "TiT: "" ""U1U?, Fo eon,

. . -linw- i v a ii ix in n nn i a tv. r twit a .

ten mues iunner. then tnnn ni, . " . . io uo

takine to the w.. m" "" ?De WP staggers under the

running within a few miles ol

iew xork. Pending the discussion it w

determined to burn their convict drees, and

each man stripped himself. In thn ncri.

neer's box were found reveral old articles of

clothing ana these were quickly appropri-

aicu, uui, iuere was enougb lor onlv two:

poiMjveraure; guaras nave ueen overpow

ered; prison doors have been unlocked: in

iae, an the appliances of science and art

have been successfully called in play, but

"ever ueiore was a locomotive bodily stolen

uu waue to suoserve to such ends. Al

though the circumstances of the occurrence

are comparatively fresh in the public ' mind a brief review may not prove uninteresting.

At about 10 o'clock on the morning of the the otbera were therefore compelled to go in

um oi May a freight train on the Hudson tueir unuercioming. All the convict cloth

River railroad, comprising a larire nnmhnr in was rolled into a bundle and thrust into

of cars, all heavily laden, was pro. tbe furance. When the locomotive began to

ceding from above Siog Sing to New 8acKen us speea tne men became alarmed,

lork, and adioininsr the track at an 69 lbeJ fearea the distance from Sine Sin

i . . - . . .... . . i ... . i . . . . . -

elevation oi aoout inirty leet is a stone "M luu ,uuri1 1 enawe vnern to escape, but

quarry upon which a number cf convic.s from the Sing Sing prison were at work, the

usuai numoer oi Keepers and sentries being present. Ordinarily trains passing by this

quarry go at a rate or speed that would

cause the death oi any person bold enougb to attempt to board them by jumping from

the ledge, but, owing to the large freights

before mentioned, tbe train on this particu

Iar occasion passed the quarry more slowly than usual. Tabing advantage of this fact,

three of the convicts at work on the ledge made a sudden break and jumped on the

top of the forward car. Others of the convicts, seeing the situation, followed suit,

and a stampede ensued. Onlv five of the

number, however, boarded the train. These

at once

there was no hope for it. and with manv im

precations at what they deemed their hard luck the convicts lelt their stolen

It was then decided that each man

should go in a different di

rection, and, alter a general hand-

BnaKiUK. tney parted. The dv

cwi, anu iiawiey, with no

nam a rif V. nn.

leon Nero. Of celebrated hat tin.tr.,.

we have Lodi and Waterloo. Trier ia nn.

Henry Ward Baecher nor Theodore Tilton. but we find

KISS, KISINe, AND LET.KISS,

and two Mormons. Among names connected with religion are also lound Abbey

and Abbot, Dean, and Archdeacon, Friar, Priest, Monk, Bishop, Saint and Angel.

Among offices ot the state are Sheriff, Admiral, Alderman, and Seneschal. There is 1 Mayor, 1 Noman, and 2 Blanks. In

the way of music, Chicago has 32 Pipers.

but only 2 lifers, although there are 4 Fifds. There is 1 Fiddle and 1 Fiddler. As to the effect ol the-äe on tbe population we find 2 Songs. Hod Sine. John sin?. Sim sino-

Long Sing Sam, Hop Song, and Sine On!

7?Z kT8 Viite Investigating ou the subject of Temperance" clothinsr otner I wa fin.-i v.r,n. i.,,. Vr

tbanhis red flannel ehirtand drawera, . gsodw;.

In a recent trial in Springfield, Mass.,

Porter Underwood, the counsel lor the plaintiff, haviBg Conspiracy-Essayist Tiacy 's pre

cedent in mind, asked leave to testify in his clieoi'a behalf, but Judge Colburn ruled that a lawyer could not plead and testify iu tbe sa-jie case. The New Hampshire legislature

has just parsed an act disqoalilylog lawyers

and tneir clerks as witnesses in cases in which tbey are professionally Interested.

Ah! it is something like rest sweet,

peaceful rest when a reporter can start for

home at midnight and not have the women

in every third house along the way stick

their night-capped heads from the windows and anxiously ask : "Ua that jury com3 la yet?"

OVERPOWERED THE ENGINEER AND FIRE

MAN,

detached the locomotive from its train ot

cars, and, pulling tbe throttle valve wide

open, flew down the road at lightning speed,

all having entirely escaped the bullets fired

at them by tbe prison sentries. Tbe loco

motive, however, proved an elephant in their bands; none Knew how to manage it, aud before tbey bad gone five miles it came to a standstill, one of the cylinders having bursted a most fortunate occurrence for the men, it afterward transpired, as the rail

road superintendent in Kew lork, hearing

of tbe afliir, bad ordered the switch turneu

at one of the stations, so that the locomotive

with its occupants might be thrown

into the river. After the failure of the iron horse the convicts took to tbe woods and from that time to tue

present have remained at liberty. The man

captured yesterday morning is- William Haw lew, alias Sbang Hamilton, alias Shang

Morns, wdo, at tne time oi bis escape, was

doing a nine years sentence for bigamy. The capture was effected in this wise some two weeks ago Inspector Speigh obtained in

formation that led him to suspect that Haw

ley was in the city. Further investigation

satisfied him that such was the fact, but the

exact whereabouts ol tbe convict could not

be ascertained. Detectives Ferris and Ken

nedy, of tbe centrel office, were intrusted

with the case, and at once commenced the

campaign. By tracing back the history of

uawiey tney lonna mat just prior to bis incarceration at Sing Sing he had been .on terms of the closest Intimacy and friendship with a young woman residing in

the lower pare oi tne city, ana it was

determined to put a watch upon her movements. For three days she was "shadowed" wherever Bhe went, but no good appeared to result. On the fourth day the detectives noticed that her movements appeared exceedingly erratic. She went to different parts of the dity, apparently for no purpose, and acted in a very strange and suspicious manner. It-was evident that she was aware of being followed and was trying to throw the

officers 01?" the track. New disguises and

the utmost caution had now to be adopted. In a tew days the detectives located her at No. 1 Jane street, where it was subse

quently ascertained Hawley's mother resi

sted. A pei petuai waicn was tnen piacea

upon the house, In the hope ot detecting

communications parsing between Hawlev

(whom the detectivrg supposed t ba residing elsewhere) ardjebeinrra's of the house

but no person was been to enter the premi

ses excepting the ashman and tbe milkman.

The iormer, it was atterward learned, waa the conveyer of all COMMUNICATIONS TO AND FROM HAWLKY. It was noticed that the blinds of one of the

front rooms were always kept closed, and

this fact led the officers to believe, that it

was occupied oy uawiey nimseii. it was

also noticed that whenever tbe hail door was opened a peculiar sound, as it

made by a gong, cotA 1 be plainlv beard.

e through the woods

in a northerly direction for about an hour, he became alarmed lebt he was fnllrwp1 nd

determined on hiding until nightfall, and

uuuiug a pue oi rocks mac could be made

to acswer his purpose he secreted himself

among them, putting some over his bead.

Here be remained, frightened at everv noise

j t. ... . . . . .

auu enivenng wun tne cold until night set in, when he left, and retracing his steps proceeded toward the railroad track near Xarrjtown, where he waited until a freight

train came along, upon which he jumped, fecretinghimselr between the two rear cars. In this position he reached New York. As the train neared the freight depot on Tenth avenue and Thirtieth street

HAWLKY JUMPED OFF,

the time being, be thought, 2 o'clock in the morning. He wandered down to the river and hid among some lumber in one of the

docks. At the dawn of day he was up and searching for some second-band clothing

store. One was shortly found, into which

he stepped and bought a linen suit for S7 50.

all the money he had with him. He had ob

tained this amount from friends before leav

ing Sing Sing. Equirped in his new cloth

ing, Uawiey felt safe from detection. He

immediately proceeded to the residence of

some of his relatives and has remained in

the city ever since. "I never would have

baen taken,' said Hawley, in conclusion.

were it not for my mother, as I would have

left the täte and got beyond tbe reach of the

omcers, out motner has been so sick I could

not bring myself to leave her. I dread going

back to prison. My life .seems blotted out

again after the taste ot freedom that I trot

I was sentenced unjustly for bigamy in the first instance, and now to return, Ob, it is

nor ri Die to inins oi v superintendent wal liDg communicated with tbe prison author!

ties at Sing Sing, acquainting them of the arrest, and last night Detective Ferris took

tbe train with Uawiey for that place.

COSMOPOLITAN CHICAGO

THE REVELATIONS OF HER DIREC

TORY.

NAMES THE QUEER PEOPLE WHO LIVE IV

CHICAGO REPRESENTATIVES OF THE ANIMAL AND VEGETABLE KINGDOMS. The wit of the Chicago Tribune thus

touches up the peculiar .names of people

of that city: An examination of the directory of a great city like Chicago, whose

population ia made up of such diverse nationalities, reveals many strange facts in

regard to tne names or people. Tbe gen eral facts in regard to the amount of popu

lation, numerical strength ot trades and

professions, and number of times tbe most

common names recur. have al

ready been published, but 'there

are many other curious facts. One

wld naturally expect that a citv of Chi

cago's greatness would exhibit on the roll ot its inhabitants many great men. The ex

pectation will not be disappointed, for Chi

cago contains fully 4 George Washingtons, and doubtless more are coming. There are S Andrew Jacksons, who will probably join

tne Cosmopolitan Club, while there is one

Thomas Jefferson for the Jtttertionions. Of all the Taylors there is not a single Zach-

ary, but. there are o'Z Anciew Johnson.

Tntre are 1 Franklin Fierce. 13 John

From tnis it was reasoned that an alarm was Adamses. 1 James Monroe. 6 John Oninev

sounded within every time the door was Adamses. 2 William Henrv Harrisons., and

opened. It this was the case and Hawley

was inside, the detectives knew some strat-

egem was necessary in order to get in without giving the alarm. Yesterday morning, shortly before 7 o'clock, tbe omcers were

ready tor action, xne musman camo aiong

at his usual hour, opened the ball door and

entered. The peculiar ong like noise was heard, WaitiDg about three minutes, and

James Buchanans. Among the Polks, the

iuauisons. tne lyiers, tne van Bürens, the

Lincolns, and the Grants, there are none bearing the lull presidental name. It is fre

quently boasted that

CHICAGO 13 A COSMOP0UTAX CITY, 'jut probably the full greatness of the asser

tion has never been realized. An examina

iuus oi time are renr.ntrt

There are Day, Noon, Night, Spring, Summer, Fall and Wicter. Four are High, 3d Low, 8 Jack, but nobody has Game, although 8 Gamble. Two are Sick. 1

Well. Two are Dull. 1 Duller, and SBnllarrt-

There are many iSbarps, but only one Flat, according to the directory. Toereare Box, Caddy and Casket; Eggs and Yelk; Segar and Stoga; Wench aud Lady; Tickle and TicSler; Chess and Cnessman; 3 Shilling and 9 Pennys; Fish, Angle and Fi&her. One

rirstandl Last: New. Newer. (ld ; i TW

tors and 1 iuack; Coick, Chicken and Chicky; Salt, Saline, Salter and Brine; Candy. Sweet and Sweetman: Good man anrl

Scattergood; Saw, Sawing and Sawyer: Lie. Lies, Liebelist; Church and Nave; Alley and Street: Nick and NickleiRIoodar.fi

Gory; Plate, Pickle, Pie and Fork: 111 and

Well; 3 Files and 6 Filers: CÜDand niinner

Sol, Sun, Sunday and Friday. There are

2 AMENS, 6 DAMNS, 1 DERN,

and 1 Oath; 1 Times and 1 Oustink. Solon

is a capitalist, Fate a conductor, and a locksmith has for a name A. Sign. There are

lots of Chrittaics and but oneGentiie. Thereare Favorite, Ciliy, Darling, Blessinga and Delight. Peter Funk is not a snide auction man, as might be supposed, and Iaga is a carpenter. The first na ne in the directory is Aal, the last Zwi.-4e!e. The bhortest name is You Ah, the longest is Theophilus Cxernetrorceovicb. The oddest name is probably Christian Dmlow; but there is a man named Ditto. There are several names with only two letters, such as Ei, Ek and Ay. Thare are a large number of names spelled with only three letters, of which some of the most curious are, Aff, Aux, Alb Ave Warn, Wan. WTic, Ayd, Aye, Zu k, Zur, Ink, Nat, Niy, Nys and Odd. Many of the longer Damen present a jaw-dislocating array ot consonants, as, for instance: Lutxzyemsky, Schukabschuk, Szchigobf ki, Gntbrarridsen, Got8Cbki, Gersthurnubaur, Sdmarz, Schwcker. A few are all consonants, as Smrsch and Smrz. Then, egaiD, ome present a remarkable array ot vowels, as Cbreekeoura,Yoaouz ' and Romulus Gai. There are two names In the X's: JannistosXanjausteeix and Fran-' eis X. Xavery. One wonders what the middle X is for. Pleasant Amick has an arja ble sound about it, John Heity is imprej'Te Stephen Susan is epicene, and Gotle1 Everything is consoling. Damlove is pobably a misognyst, and Donttouchme i misanthrone. Last of all we come to lizard and '

take a rest.

. .

Elijah Merry, pastor of a coLorfd cburcbv

in Huntingdon, was charged it court the

other day with assault and battiry on Kosia v

Blair, with intention to do something very

ssrious. Rosie came Into court very muca

fixed up with court plaster, her clothes di- ; lapidated, etc.. and exhibited, montr other

evidences of Elijah's deorav.-ty, a cut Up.

She said Elijah had bit that lip. Der Opposition wen trat he had tried to kiss ber, and when he resisted the intimacy he gave her a paroxysmal bite, it transpired, however, thjt at a recent service Rosie conducted herself badlv ad her pastor rebuked her beiore tbe congregation. As scon aa tbe services were over ebo ran for Elijahand broke her piraso' orer bis head, and otherwise maltreated Lim. Elijah ran, but the speedily overlook and began to pound bim again. The preacher then saw thft valor was the better part ol discretion and turning he knocked Rosie down and inflicted upon her ome severe puaishment. Several persons saw the entire engagement, and n their evidence Elijah was triumphantly ao. quitted, though it is not Improbable that Rosie will make an effort to have Elijah and his witnesses indicted for perjury or some

thing. Rochester Democrat-Cbronicle-

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