Indianapolis Sentinel, Volume 34, Number 130, Indianapolis, Marion County, 10 May 1885 — Page 7

THE INDIANAPOLIS DAILY SENTINEL SUNDAY IIOltNING MAY 10 1885.

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BY J. J f OL, X D. Vu the treca and wopta hitlt. By the clear mnrxariug rill. "Where the myrtle and tbe daisies bloom aad Crow; V Ltre-Ihe birds chirp tnd slaz. And make the foruti ilu. I met and loved a rnt'dea ia years loa; ago. The tuneful tinkle of the bolls r rora the herds In flowery del!s V'm attuned to ihe melody of sweet ions b!rd: Wo were glad, and re juiced In the tweet music voic-d By the choral anthems of the songsters and the herds; 2'ay wer the fcappy hours Finding sweet cd fragrant flowers, V e wandered o'er the vale ia the happy days of yore: The sw-re'.est and tie rare?, The brightest and the fairest. Dcrned the brow cf the fsiry whom. I chose to do re. Many happy days together, vTe walked tfc:oc$h heath an J heather. Till the currew'a knell at dewy evening's shady bocr; There we wandered on and oa Uli the evening's dusy dawa, And moonbeams sparkled ia ta: lean of every llower. When the flowen o! tr.nmer pissed, And fruitful autuma came at lat. And tiattd sombre nature with Its purple aad Its told; We walked where the dowa would blow, Like the fleecy ffskes of scow, Jn'stormy winter time when the days are bl;ak aad cold. Ia the halcyon Ckjt gone by, 'Neath a clear and cloudlets ky. We LuiWed air castles and freighted jlheni with lore; And Hill with a faith outspoken, A bond that can not be broken, We love with an eternal lore bora from above. . A b, though many years hare flown, My fairy's not older grown, But she's the same aweet girl indeed aad In truth; I can but love her, and rejoice Ia the rratchles nni!c öfter voice. This teilest maiden whom I met In early youth. WITAKD FI.CAÜAMBT. . There are pcexs unwritten and songs un. aueg" -Ye,M eayean editor, 'it ia this that reconciles us to life." A collier, who bad jast finished reading a book, remarked to & friend sitting near He maun be a e'ever chap that Finis; hia name's at the end of every bock." In speskieg of the performance of acelebr&ttd linger, amnslcal critic laid, "We her g upon every note" a remarkable proof cf the andere power of execution." Let go roy ear:" jel'ei a paa;engex on a "West B:de etieet car yesterday. ' I beg yoar ptrdoo." ad the ether ma"; "I thought I Lad ho'd the aUap." Norristowa Herald. "Hew did yoa manage to cultivate such a beautifcil b!a:t fje?' a3ed Drown, "0," replied I'oyg, who bat bfn practicing upon Toiler elates. "I raia-d it from a slip. Boston Transcript. . A tramp applied for breakfast at a house on Mich pan aveuce. '"Why don't you iook for woiV " asied the to jief older, roujhly. Infver get time," said ti e tramp. "Why, what are jcu doing a 1 daj ? ' Looking for breakfast, ' replied the (ramp. Detroit Post. Mrs. Malraney (the foundress) Indade, ma'ara, aa it's miserable I am. I'm bat jitt oa tie feet wid the pain in me back, an' Jimmy he's as bad o IT; he has a cough on Hat that rounds loike an imptv bar'L foagh fer the lady, Jimmy 1 Harper.s Bazar. An amnslng story is told of a lecturer who ' in discoursing on tae subject of "Health" in -quired. "What use can a man make of the time while waiting for a doctor? Before he could begin his answer to his inquiry some one in the audience called out, "He can teaks hia wilL" "What do you suppose I'll look like when I get out of here?" anappd a young lady at the conductor of an overcrowded ciole car. 'A good deal lite crushed aagar, miss," said the bellringer. And the young lady hung on to a strap and rode four milts f arther with the smile of an angel. Sau Francis :an. It was at the baptismal font, and the minister had the baby in his u-ms. "What is the n nit? ' he asked of the mother. "Jess phlne Newton." "Jospph K Newton, I baptie ther " "No, no," Hurriedly whispered tte molber, in great a!arm. "Not Joseph K. Newton Josephine Nerton. It's not that kind of a baby." Two burglars had ranfaeked the honss and cured every portable thing of any value. "While pass. rg through the pantry one of them picked up a piece of cold meat and was about to eat it. "Whiat, Fat!" said the ether warniDgly ; 'av yes forgot phat day it ia?" "ßhure an' I bad," tali rat, dropping the meat; "it's Friday marnlnV A Chicago man at FlainÜeld, Ind , desired 1o leave his travellrg bsg and overcoat while he walked to a place twenty miles distant He put them In afield, unprotected from thieve, escept by the afgn, "Saiatlpox, be are!" atd when he returned they were right there in ttc field, bnt they were twenty it et undr-r grouml, bancd by h;alth otlicars. Chicago Tribune. The Lyon Med'cal tajs that Trofessor Maipaijtse Is much dreaded by students oa account cf hia irony at examinations. ae day be was dhcuseicg tome obscure points ia a student a thesis, aid the candidate replying luost at random. "Naw, air." exclaimed the lxate examiner, "can you tell me wh it to create rceaaa?" "Create?' staaimered the jouth; "it means to make something out of nothing." "That's good, sir," said Mai gaice: "we will cow make you a doctor." A minuter well known by name through out the land, who ta? one of the beat equipped housea of worship, was shoving a fiiitd, not long since, through its rarloas rccm?. wten they came to tbe kitchen, which was connected by a speaking tube with the lastor'satudy. Oa the wall was printed in large letters, "The Lord Will Trovlde," 'while in smaller letters on the same wall rear Ihe mouthpiece of the tab j was the direction. "Blow and wait for an answer." The visitor naturally abied if the two in scriptlons hid any pmicular cocneclioQ willi one another; and it it hardly nocejsiry to lay that a change was soon mads in ths lettering. Etvivslift (to nervous young rutin near the door): "My dear young rriend. wouldn't j on like a seat near the p'atform?" Nervous yonngrxan: "Yyts: I would like to get a little further up." Ilevivaüst (fervently): "Come with rr.e. sir. It tills my soul with glaoniss to fee a young man like you interested m oar glorious rervlcs. Come with ice. my dear young friend, and doa't be frightened. It's a arand privilege to experience a charge of heart." Nervous young man : " Well cr this isn't exactly a change of heart; it's a change cf route. The reporter who ia up to this sort cf business is oil on a toot, asd I've been assigned to take his place." L.ota of Sand. I Graphic. No, eir!" yelled the grocer, as he shook hisfiitata retrcatirg customer: "he can't bclldcze me. I won't have it. No one ever called ice a coward." That'e so." remarked a friend admiringly; "Every one says you have lota of eand." Gotns to the Do-a. (New York Mall and Expreca.1 Ctuuältie cizzu tibb)-It ttriica

ice, my dear, that the new cook la no, aa gocd as the old one. Fathfonable Wife No, her cooking ts vary bad. For vhelaat day or two poor little Fido has displayed s'gus of diUreas, aad I attribute it ail t3 Ler having eaten improperly ccokedfood. Unless the dear little thin? improves very much within a short time, I shall certaisly maxe a change. A Saiplcloui TrcniRctfoo. I Texas Siftinss j Earn Johnsing was up aain yaiterday for picking the pocket o! a gentleman on Galveston avenue. The proof of his guilt was over wfce'micg. "Whatexplacatioa Jut8 yoi to ofTer?' asked the Judge. "I found the pocketbook." In the gentleman's pocket, I suppose." "Ye, ean, ef I had said I foand it somewbarelee den evil-minded folkaes mought tab caid dar was soxeSn apishous about de t;ac taction." What hh Sno-;. I3rooklyn Eagle. I She had a voice like a siren, and when she sung AIM play aure, sand pal aces, though heam a Home, Beltaveire, oh wum, ball there, snow play aly comb, IT, ana from thesk eyeseaai Blew wallow a sheer, Yitca seek through the whirl disaecriaat twithei iwearl" there wasn't a dry eye In the Tabernacle, but if the programme hadn't siid in clear, un miitakabie print that she was going to sing "Sweet Home," a man might have thought his teeth loose without ever gueising iL

Immortality. When roamed the ichthyosaurus gay With other protoplasmic birds. The xeny creature xoado a play Oa words. It tickled prehistoric man. And cl-eercd peor Adam la his fall, Nor yet ia Ilomer'a day beaa To pall. It flourished whea Ausjastus reljaed, Joe Miller zot it o3 at lunch: I've seen it, witn the point explained, 2a Punch, And deemed thereat the jest laid lowforever hid from human sight; I heard it at the minstrels, though, Last night. -Life. The Itravett of the Ilrave. JNewman Independent.! "Hello, Jack! I jaw joar old colonel yesterday, and he spoke vary highly of you." "Did be? What did he tay, Tom?" "He laid you were the bravest soldier ia the regiment I told him that everybody here was inclined to regard you as a coward now, but he persisted la calling yoa the bravest of the brave, and said you had nobly won the title." "Did the Colocel exp!ain why he thought I was brave while you thought otherwise?" "Upon my word I didnt think to ask him. What proof did you give him of yoar courage? ' "Why, I I great heavens! I married his mo!her-inlaw !M llrief Comicalities. Always in use tte letter s. A "light liiisrtV thing-Hor-eiaFsh. An egs in the cap is worth two in the test. Cacse and eiTect Straight whiskey; zigza; wale. A bridge ihcuM never be condemned until it has been tried by its piers. A crematory rccenily exploded In Switzerland Epitaph: Gone up pyre. "Order slate" is the injudicious advice suspended before certain coal o Slices In the bright lexicon ef the district mescecger j oath there is such a word as snail. Ten mills don't make a cent in Lowell, Mass., no matter what the schoolmasters lay. Independent. Evil things that men do live after them. Even when an amateur cornetist dies he leaves the fatal instrument. It is hardly crobable that there are any telephones in Heaven. And yet every angel will be recognized by his halo. The Wagner feeling is spreading to remote quarters. On a bridg !n I'ike county, Pennsylvania, is a sign: "Walk ore horses," Alice (who has been taught that God sees everything): "I don't sink even Doi's eye could see ze buttar on dat bwead. -Life. An Englishman has lately married his aunt. Being now his own uncle hs will probably wear his own watch pretty regularly. "Will the coming man work?" is the cur rent conundrum. If he gets himself attached to a large family and a daily newspaper he will. Lynn Item. "What wonderful power haiapcet 'exclaims an enthusiast. Ys; so powerful that even tbc sight of him raises the hair of an editor. New York Journal. "There are good and bai points abnut this citTee," eaid the bcarder in a judicial tone. "The gocd point is, that there is no chicory in it; the bad, that there is no coSTee in It." An Areola woman set a speckled hen on a dried apple pie, and in three weeks the hen hatched fourteen nightmares with the blue ribbon on their talis. Newman Independent. An English writer eaysgeatrice Cenci was a vile murderess. As tbisTnformation comes about öCO years after her death.it is sudpod that detective 3 have bteu at work oa ter case. LITTLE FOLKS. Two boys were looking at the animals -"Uetcber iife yer don't know whatthatoae Is." eaid one, but I do." "Yer do. eh? Frr.ve it." "That'e the pioas cow from Irjy, an' don't you torsret it.-Harper's Bazar. "Muiz r! I tay. muzzsrf' "What Is It, my son?'? "Why doa't joa talk tome, runszu?' "What do you want me to say, Jchnnj?" Well, you might aay Uohnnv, don't j ou want a doughnut? ''Texas ßift lege. ' HI, Johnny." yelled one s:hoolboy to another across the stret, "diiyou ca'.oa anything yesterday? ' "Not till I got hrme." faid Johury; and with a sympathetic smile tte ccnvtntioa adj jurned. San Francisco Post. Little Folly has a neighbor who has a little donkey team in which he often has a nice ride. Ore day, aa the was sitting with her mamma, the donkey was heard to bray, and I'ollv. looking un. savs: "Maoni a, I like the donkey; bat I don't Use to hear him conk." "Johnnie! is your father an lnveutcr?'' "Y-u're right, he is a pretty good one. t, Vi I tell j on." "And decs he give himself to different channels of this line of art?" "Oa, ro! He can't dsvjte hlmtelf to more than ore kind. He's kept so basy Inventing lies abcuthisEtayiogoutlateat night that he dcein't get a chance to invent anything ehe." Yoakers Gaz?tte. On the morning of Nov. 7th a gnt'ernan tatd to his little son at the breakfast table: "My boy, Mr. Cleveland ia certainly elected." The little fellow, who is a bright achoal-loy of six yean, and who, Itsfems, had heard something of Mr. Tilden'e dilhcultr in "taking his beat," innocently replied: "Bat, pap, he can't lit down. I wouldn't want to be President if I had to atand up all the time." Harpers Bazar. Workhouse boy, who had been apprenticed to a small farmer, brought up as he had run away: Guardian Did they beat you? Boy No, air. Guardian Tuen why did you run away? Boy l'iease, sir, soon after I got there, a pig died; they salted it, and we had fur to cat it Then a caif died; and they caltad it, and we had fur to eat that; then znitra grandmother died, and I ced 'em taking com talt up tislra, eo I run'd any. Lenden TopieU Tlxasa,

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bt w. a. Max In four years old and bonny. Sharp as b?e a:lnga, aweet aa loaey. Full of little qui-h and wiiea. Iiaby frowns and baby tallica; PofU his bat to any atranzer. Mueeres tuy, kiaea Kanr, i o be brief, has all tüe ans That iun away wiih people's baarts. And my little lal chops Io;ic Llie a utown ui pedagogic, only simpler. Thus be icavjas: V hat is good befits ail seasons If a thing is true, it's true, V hether said to me or you. A h ' ni'gbl i; row a foiks solra their puzlej W ithout putting thought m muzzld. Well, his mamma gave Inslruc'ioa. i'.ut he made hia own deductton. "rt bca you've tomethtag nice to eat," Fne Mid, "and tomiiny ta treat. Serve the first your little playmate. Tut the larteit pitce oa her plate. And Lf-op the srnailett; dou't forget A gentleman must be my pet." Max went to Marian's next dav, Piogramme: The cake, then after, play. At home once more, this mamma ten ler, Said. "Well. dear, did you rememOsr, And give the largest piece of cake ToMaxian?" iau&e: then this outbreak: 'Why, mamma, you flak I knaw uullia": Oh, geth l 'members suaiüa Qtve company the largeth ptetbe. you thaid. Au' I had cake, an' she had bread. Au I wata company; of coarth I had the lsrgcth piethe of both." Hia rr n in in a imiled. for Ionic won; Fhe failed to scold her little aoa. But ever after this (he trlel To keep loz'.c on her alde-Tiaies-3:ar. VABIKTIK3. N&ahville ha3 ISO lawyers. Atlanta ia still suffering from her walkinirmatch craze. The Good Tern p!ars have seven thousand members in Virginia, Nevada prohibits boys under twenty years of age from carrying dangerous weapons. The Bostonians are kicking terribly against the enforcement of the new law curtailing drinking hours. An enterprising hsn belonging to R. L. Pardln of Hawkicsville, Ga., fcas produced a quarter of a pound egg. Three physicians of New Haven, Com., utiFza the bicycle as a mode of conveyaace in making their daily calls. A seagull maasuricg f.ur feet six inches !:cm tip to tip of wings was caught In a trap oa Wolfe island, aebec, a few days ago. South Carolina je pie complain that they are unable to buy goad atrawbsrriea in their markets for the reason that the best are shipped North for better prices. A child was born In Napa county, Oilifornif, which weighed but two pounds. It Is a boy, perfectly organized and formed. An ordinaiy fiDgerring could be slipped over his hand ana clear up to the elbow. His total length is not over eleven inches Here Is a rroblem.tbat has puzzled romeof the bett arithmeticians: "If a man puts $100 in Lank the day he is twenty-one years of age, what earn must he add to it it yearly to have $-jO,C00 the day he is afty years of age, receivnsr 0 per cent, compound interest on his money. Florida newspapers loudly denounce the experimenting by government engineers with dynamite and other explosives in the Et. John's Elver. In addition to the destruction of property caused by the explosions, the water of the river is being polluted by immense numbers of dead fish. There is said to baa superstition among real-estate men that when a man come to a broker with property to sell, and every piper is in tiptop shape, cat and dried, and plenty of xed ink. there are ten chanesi to one that the real ettate man will be susp'c!oue. But if the papsrs are gotten up with seeming carelessness no doubts will be entertained. One of the prodce firms of Castle, Wyoming county, N. Y purchased a quantity of apples last fall which were sold to a Boston firm this ipring. It has now been discovered that the center of the barrels were "stuffed," as it is called, with a poor grade of apples, known as cider stock, and not filled as represented by the farmers from whom they were purthas?d. The firm has brought a suit for damages against the farmers. The trout Is better protected than any fish in American waters. It is the pat of the Legislatures. The law recently signed bj the Governor cf New York makes it illegal to use a net in trout wat?rs. Anyone can burn a net found upon the shores of a trout stream. The clote season is extendei from kept. I to May instead of April, and anyone having trout lets than six inches long inhls possession can be fined. This is the strictest tih law eyer enacted in the State. A Stewart County, Georgia, fisherman, who put out his trout lines in the Nineteenth district, tells the Independent that one day list week he canght a pound and-a half catSsh on one of his hooks, and left it during the night, and that on returning the next morning he found that on the same hook hs had canght an owl that measured four feet from tip to tip of its wings. There is no section cf country in the world except the dark Nineteenth where owls dive after fish. A gentleman In German town, Ta., who was greatly annoyed by a colony of sparrows that lad taken up their quarters in a mass of ivy covering one aide of his house, got rid of Ihem by a novel expedient One day he purchased half a pound of xed neppsr, and going up to the third etory, opened the windows aad sifted the pepper down through the ivy. The alarm of the sparrows was evinced by the htste with which they-left their hiding places. Every bird took its cJepartuie, and his premises are now clear of them. J ifty years ago Meitsonier'a inimitable drawings brought from 1 to ti apiece. Today tiey are almost priceless. In order to f;nish them he had t" spend half ths day in the ,,B;biiotheque Nationale," at Paris, studying Indi.n engravings, which afforded subjects suited to the taUe of the dealer wbese orders the great French artist then unknown to fame was executing. Meisscnier has himself left it on record that his lnrch then consisted of a t.-iw apple, and his dlrtser (when he conld afford one) of soup, fded potatoes and a bit of breal. He conld only afford to sleep one night ia two, and for hlx month he claims to ha7e lived oa a iura equal to $10 Wni She A Ghost. I Home Journal J "Marry?" repeated Mordannt; "well, that would be a gay old joke! Who the deuce" -Mordannt sometimes invokes atranse gcdi "out of Utah would I get for priest? ' Now Mordannt, when he raid this, put on just that look which every unlucky dog of an impecunious old bachelor, who can't for his life keep tool and body comfortably together, and who has failed to induce the heiree3 he has in view to even tolerate his pieser ce. knows as the faithful married man's look when said married man is rallied about hi manifold agreeableness anions the fair ladies; and not enly did hs put that look on, but he looked it out to the other end of the rccm into empty space, very much ia that exasperating way your model married man will look to his wife to ccnSrm hij assertions. Like myself, Mordannt was an old bachelor. Ab 1 and there the parallel ends. Not only was he the very personification of what we know as a thoroughly goad fellow whom eveiybody liked, which liking he deserved, but e was a successful businees man. Money in xacle heaps rolled itself up into mountain under ha manipulations. Then he had the best heart beating. The women all liked him and that was the peculiarity of his oldbachelorhood they liked him and looked up to him aa women like and look to the honorable head of a full, happy housshold. He bad reached middle life, was good-looking, end of unszcsptlonabla bib lb. I, tyeary of asking the question of mjcali too wall

I knew the answer had propounds! it to him. "Mordaant why doa't you marry V He had repiled as stated at tae bejinnin cf tbh narrative. "Bat Mordannt," arged I (for he was not a man given to jocularity, at least where women were concerned ). "you eeeai, of all mea in the world the laai to live unmated. Utah! pabAw! What Co you mean?" ,rI mean" He checked himseif. Another ot those married man's looks was diractfd into the air. This was qiesttjntng. "I mean what I say," conclusively and with the air of a man speaking under dslogated authority." "Bigamy r "Yea." Eh? I'd like to aee tba Mrs. Mor Umt number one." "Must a man believe that his wife is aay the more nis when an o tier man has saaa her?' "Aha! Another man not see her! If you're doing tne Tnrk you might as well sat upyonr eeraglio and be done with it. Yes, Utah is in order." Mcrdaunt was süent. I had oJendoi hini. I remember how be looked at xne, not angrily, cot sentimentally ; I can not desoribs his expression, only he was himself in it. I seemed ta feel bis personality, his very bsing, pressing rue around, enfolding me as it were; and, meantime, I can not account for the change that was gradually creeping over me. Ieaw Mcrdaunt; I was watching him as in ordinary times the clear-headed financier, the always-welcome homely presence at tte iosy fireside, tbc man versed in publlo aff!r3 but I certait ly eaw more. Talk about materialization, paratllae, or what cot I never sat in a "circle," I always abborxed the whole machinery of claptrap known as spiritualism" I saw, standing facing Moxdaunt, just whera his eyes had settled when be answered me, :i wo.uan ; no mere thadow, but, to all appearances, a lleehand blocd wciuan. I ea v her as distinctly as ever I saw my oitn eisten. As for baing stricken with terror, ai ghost-seers tell me thev are in the presencs of the immaterial, I was stricken with admiration. Bae was not handsome at least I do not remember to have theught of that or of what ehe wore. It seemed to me that I eaw all I know which was grand and godlike in the character of my friend, Btanding there, in3tmct with breathing vitality, a living, breathing presence I was not dreaming; I do not believe I wis under a mesmeric epell. My individuality wes not merged in that of Mordannt. How could it be when I heard him as distinctly as ever I heaia him speak, introduce "my wife," and I, in the most commonplace manner imaginable, exchanged compliments ;tb thtshitherto uaheard ofMrs. Mordannt, the t ctirjg ter part with corresponding everyda civility. I did net take my e;es off her; she did not move elide. I can cot recall that I stirred, bnt it seamed torui that Mordauat did, and directly, as the redaction of a face vanishes from a mirror, she was gene. Bat Mordaunt was still fiero. "Will that suffice? ' he inquired direc.ly, hia c incise, business accents emphasizing the qae3tion with mere than usual disilretiveaesj. I sapiose I muttered an assent. "You are the only human bsing." he added, in the sam9 matter-of fact voice he would have nred if he had mentioned that I

was looking old (I was), "who has ever entered my household. That woman I loved when I was a boy. I have always loved her. "We have always been oae. and yet her body has been lyicg in Hollywood cemetery for more thn twenty years. Hero is no ideal pieeence noimsginery nearness; you have ettn as well aa I that I am under no hallucination. She has nerer left me, and what vir I am that is manly aad wise.under God I owe it to her real presence and never withheld course)." There now, was Mrs. Mordaunt a ghost? I know I saw her and was introduced to her. I kr.ow that Mordaunt holds to the belief of ber real, continual presence near him as firmly as he believes in the reality of his bank stock and yet I know no Mrs. Mordaunt clothed in material clay exists. Little Scotch Granite, British Evangelist. 1 Burt and Johnnie Lee were delizhted when their Scotch cousin came to live with them. He was little, but bright and full of fen. He could tell curious things about his home in Scotland and his voyags ai cross tha ocean, tie was as far advanced in his studits as they were, and the first day he went to tcbool they thought him remarkably good. He wasted no time in play when he should have been studying, and he advanced flatly. At night, before close of the sohool. the teacher called the roll and the boys ba.?an to answer "len." When Willie understood that he was to eay ten if he had not whispered during the day, he replied: "I ha7e whispered." "More than once?" asked the teacher, "Yes, sir," answered Willie. "As many as ten times?" "Maybe I have," faltered W'illie. "Then I shall mnrk you z3ro," said the teacher sternly; "and that is a great disgiace." "Why, I did not see you whisper once," said Johnnie that night after school. "Well, I did," said Willie; "I saw others doing it, and io I asked to borrow a book; then I lent a slate pancil, and aakei a boy for a knife, and did several sich things. I supposed it was allowed." Oh, we all do it," ad Bttrt, reddening. 'There Isn't any sense in the old rule, and nobody could keep it; nobody does.'' "I will, or else I will eay I haven't," slid Willie. "Do you auppoee I would tell ten lies in one heap? ' Oh, we don't call them lies," muttured Johnnie. "There wouldn't bs a credit among us at night if we were ao strict" "What of that if you told tha truth?" laughed Wi lie, bravely. In a short time the boys all saw how it was with him. He studied hard, played with all his tiiight in playtime; bat, according to his account, he loat more credit tha a any ot the rut After some weeks the boys answered "nit a" and "eight" of teuer than they used to. Yet the ichool-room teemed to have grown quieter. Sometimes when Willie Grant's mark was even lower than usual the teacher would rmile pecaltarly, but said no more of d'sarace. Wilile never preamei to them or told ta'es; but tomehowit made the bo) s a barred of themselves just the teeing tbat thia sturdy, blue eyod boy must tell the truth. It was prtticg the clean cloth by the halfsoiled one. you aee; ana they felt like cheats at d story tellers. They talced him all over and loved him. If they did nickname him ' Scotch Granite," he was so firm aoout a promise. ell, at the end of the terai Willie's name was very low down on the credit list Whea it w as re ad he hard work not to cry : for he wssvery eensitive, and he had tried to be perfect Bat the very last thing that day was a speech by the teacher, who told of once teeing a man mrillfd up in a cloak He wss passing him without a look, when he was told the man was General , tho great hero. "The signs of his rank were hidden, but the Lero wis there just the eame," said the teacher. "And now, boys, you will see what I mean whn I give a little medal to ths most faithful boy the one really most conicientlonsly 'perfect In his deportment' among yon. Who shall have it?" Little Granite!" ehouted ths forty boys at once; for the child whose name was so "low" on the credit list had made truth noble in their ejef, Among the prizes to be awarded by the Academy cf Sciences, Paris, is the sum of 100, CCO f. left by M. Breant as far back as IS 10 "to whoever shall find an efficacious remedy for Asiatic cholera, or shall discarer the causes of this terrible acoarge." To secure this valuable prize it will be necsssary (1) to find a means of curing Asiatic cholera In the immense majority of cases, (2) or to Indicate with absolute certainty the causes ot Asiatic cholera, to that by their tuppres eion tha epidemic thall cease, (3) or to discover a certain prophylactic as infallible as, for Inertia ca, vaccirziicu ts f cr ansllfox.

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No more with cold the email boy's noe At ecrly morning tlnlei. An3. as the weather warmer crows. Ilia bair hia motber abintle. Soon to tne placid poo; ha'll hie. , Wncee banks will flowers besmajla. And as the aunny hours RUia by Foe hornrouta he will aagte. Perhaps he'll ot tte water feel. And where he thinks it waxaiet. Upon the bank he'U quickly peel And plunge n'zht In head foremost; O'er batbmz soils he mates no fau, Their texture or their tri aiming; lu purls natural:bus Thai's how he goes ia 6 winning. Dostoa Coari;r. SOCIAL GOSSIP. A New York welding Is to bs celebrated with the addition of a fox hont after the breakfast, in compliment to the bride, who is a fine equestrienne." Sach a unique atftir is characteristic of Now York society. The pronunciation of "tuberose" has baen a subject of discussion in an En q lis a pipar, and the decision that the word is a trisyllable has been at last unanimously reached. The Uovrer is a lily, and the name is from the French "tnbereuae," called from the tuberlike bulb of the plant Shelley pronounces the word in three syllables. Not rr any years have passed away since roller skating was the fashionable amassment of the hour in large cities and watering places both in England and Ireland. Kinks sprang up here ard the:e with a 1n13broo.11 growth, and after a short lapse faied as rapidly away. Dublin affords ample evidence of the fall of this artificial imitation of ikaticg. It is a new caprice In letter writing to pattella ph the house froin whlco the letter is tent, and to have it printed upon the piper inttead of the address. This is especially adopted by parties who have handsome country teats. It is a fashion that can be adopted by a few, not the masj, and its very exclusiveness and eccentricity wl I cause it to be rceieved with favor by many. A society has besn formed in New York for the purpose of brioging together all thoie Interested in the history of the American theater, to issue books and pamphlets upon subjects connected with the history of American drama, and to collect and preeerve material which otherwise might not be cared for. Ia honor of William Danlap, cne cf the first historians of the America a drama, the organization is called "Ihe Dunlap Society." The smiling agent of the horticulturist now trips up the garden walk, opens his bok 0! wondeis, nd entices the amateur gardener to invest in the red, red roses, the creea, gieen shrubs and luxuriant vines. Bat if the specimens tent do not blossom according to anticipation it 1 not always the fault of the a.sent Swindling and bogus florists have been known to send onions instead of hyacinths, but buyers have been eeen to plant the twigs which tie the specimens together and throw away the true roots. In all cases it is well to be sure that the florist is reliable and tbat your gardener understands a root from a henstaw. "Yes, Miss Abbott is in her room. Will you send your card up? ' said the clerk of . the Seventh Avenue HoteL The Sanday Critic reporter scribbled his name oa a piece of pasteboard and a moment later a colored boy disappeared with it on a silverplate. Hs returned smiling and banded the reporter a delicate tinted, perfamed card with tha fol lowing startling announcement: "lam all undressed. Just getting into the bath-tub Haven't got a stitch on rr.e. Bat if you'll wait till I have my hath, I'll see you. Emma Abbott." The reporter waited unt'l Miss Abbott had immersed herself. She appeared as fresh as a daisy and as bright and vivacioas as ever. "It is true," eaid a lady. "I scarcely know a glil who wants to marry. They are learning eomctbing in the way of a profession, something that will interest them as well ai support them two roles In which husband i jnst cow fail. The truth is, we are all scared away from any desire to marry by seeing bow wretched those who do marry are. Where should we lock for husbands? Among tte 'snips' and 'enorta' and characterless young men that 1111 our drawlng-roonn? They are insufferable as mere acquaintances orkeanx; who could contemplate them as husbands? I have always thought that if I could find a young man at all like my father I could love and marry him; bat that school of men has vanished from the youager ranks." A wLite lie oftea makes a black story. It's a poor musician who can't blow his own trumpet He who eats the o;g mast first break the ebell. Every back h3 its pack. Pens and ink oat ot reach avoid many a breach. Look after your wife; never miud yourself, she'll look after vcu. The present is tbe child of the past end the parent of the future. The want of money is tho root of mnch evil. Egotism is an alphabet with oae letter. If you'd know a man's character follow blm home. Better a line of sense thin a tape cf rocsecsp. The Barest road to houur is to deeerve It. Only whisper rcandal and its echo is heard by all. Its not the clock with tbe loudest tick that ro?s the best Sighs are poor things to lly with. Ho ns 11 the rainbow of life. Don't complain of the baker until you have taUed his bread. They who live In a worry invite death by harry. Gentle cxercire only is to betaken. Bu do not walk a block or two and taen so Into tbe vitiated air of a store. ShoppU?iin' conductive to chattered nervts. Driving is en effective mean?, to thce who !me hor.-. for helping weak and nervous peroas. bi; those who are not so forttinaN ai 10 ro.sjji a carriage may find a fair S'.ib.ltute In h street ctr to any well-kept pubiic pirkaui saunter in tba plessant paths. Theten", of the buddies trees and ahtubi and the sjuz f the birds will relieve end cheer the weiry body and mind, lit ctretal nt to ji o ut fatifuid. So many women who wf- 1. oveicorte their nervousness by theinha'tion of fresh air and by exec e over i; t! mat.tr, and their Inst state iia!no;t wj:.than the ti st. They walk until r-implcuiy tired out, atd return home exhausted, hiving received no bsnetit, aul hen resolve that exercise is a delusion and a snare. American gills who marry foreigners ar snppceed to have but one motive adoration of tltlea but one excuse for their folly, th influence and encouragement Ö mo'h'n sillier tbaa their offspring. It is a for- inr, ore who not enly traveled in the United States, but lived for several years in the bas'society of New Y'orx and Boston, wbo far nishes abetter reason by 6uch marriages than any given by Americans who have at tempted 10 li&d tbe secret of thi fascination foreigners exert upon the frack and freeborn Yanke? maiden. Sa;s this nbiervant stranger: "Men ladies' men ate terribly scarce in Auerica, where husbands and fataett brothers and ousins. mostly business men, are off early in the morning after ao early breakfast, only to be beck lu te evening for a late dinner or supper; and they come home worn oat with work, debassd b greed, nr. tilted for ladies' company by want of col gonial education and polish, of sympathy with fenrale pursuits, or appreciation of fema'e talents and graces. Hence it Is that a male visitor, a man free from engagements and with indefinite time at his di3po.s1I.willing to devote himself to women, to humor them, to take sorre interest in their not ycry serious or heavy occupations, Is looked upon as a godsend in ail American households." It is stated that in Paris vaseline has be?n introduced by pastry cooks as a substitute for butter, lard, oil, etc It doea not readily tern rancid, though the belief that it do?s net change at all is not quite well founded; but it is worse than useless in articles intended for food because it is indigestible and incapable of assimilation. Tee re would stem to be no end of sophistication in food. Prickly Ash Bitters is not an Intoxicating leverage, but a pitman t, mild laxative and edcient Tonic, acting directly on the Liver. Kidntja, Etcnrch cad Bartls,

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