Indianapolis Sentinel, Volume 34, Number 25, Indianapolis, Marion County, 25 January 1885 — Page 7

TI1E INDIANAPOLIS DAILY SENTINEL, SUNDAY MORNING, JANUARY 25 1835.

(TTrtttea for the Sunday Seallael.l LOVE'S TKCdr.

t.xnx Syne upon a tearful day When sought the deeps my oaly bark. Though sorrow brooded o'er my way, Yet hope hone on with starry ray. Nor life tu deemed all dart. And then, as weary roooas crept by. And, other vessels wi nt aal came, 'While erery aa!l might turt a tlgh, And ngila dull theyearnlag eye. Hope dwelt with me the same. Hor could a doubt lnreat my soal. Though sailors brought such dismal tales Of pertlj met twizt pole aad pole. An 1 brave ships daahea on rock and shoal. Or foundered in the gales. My faith deaied that woe or wreck Could bap to craft to dear as mine. Though hope might dwindle to a speck A nd scoffers cry on eTery deck "Behold the master pine!" All taunts were rain my faith to blight I better Judged love's work than they, And fe:t that reck or shoal despite And through the tempests and the night U j baxk would seek her bay. And now, I bleat the trust that kept My soul serene through all that gloom, For one bright morning while I slept. And kindly breeze landward swept. Tue tark of lote reached home. . T7IT AJTD FXJLASABTBY. Afpoet liflgi, "I lore her still." We don't blame him; silence ii a good thing. If crying babies had any sense they would refer take their mothers to matinees. Well," said an Irish attorney, "if it plaze the court, if I am wrong in this I haye another point that is equally conclusive." "HaiXire bees are in order." says an exchange. We tried to husk a bee once, one of the 'bamble" variety, but he got the best of us. John I am very despondent, I don't seem no get on in the world. I believe I'll blow out my brains. Good scheme, my boy. I beleive if you do you will strike a blow at the real cause ot your trouble. ' Her plan for meeting bears: "Now, Clara," said the teacher, "if yoa should meet a bear -what would you do?" "Doesn't a bear squeeze people?" queried the girU "Yes." "Thea, when I saw a bear I should stand 7er still." Some years fjra a laij in Boston died. JHer husoand, being a strong Spiritualist, ceairtd to hold communication with his de parted, and inquired if she was happy. "Oh, jes was the reply, "I am happy here; yet, after all. it isn't UMton." On one occasion a friend of Lord Alrenly atue lor advice under the following circum -3 ! aces. -Mr. has threatened to kick .Tne whenever he sees me in society. What am I to do if he comes into the room?" "Sit down. replied his lordship. Lord Malmesbury's Memoria. At a collection made at a church fair on the West Side an evening or two since, a lad offered the plats to a wealthy man, wel known for his stinginess. "I have notoine to give," wan his surly reply, resumed; "I 'Then take something," she am begging for the poor," A gentleman was one day relating to a Quaker a tale of deep distress, and concluded by saying."I could not bnt feel for him." Verily, friend." replied the Quaker, "thou didst right in that thou didst feel for thy neighbor; bnt didst thon feel in the right place didst ihou feel in thy pocket?" "Wife, I wish yea csuld make pies that -jroald taste as good as my mother's used to." "Well, my dear, you run out and bring in a .pailful of water and a hodful of coal and an armful of wood, just as you used to for your mother, and maybe you will like my pies as well " He concluded the pies would do just as they were. -"Isn't it provoking, Mrs. Nipup? My hus 'band and I were going to the rink to-night, sand I broke my skates this afternoon. "HI let you take mine, if you think they will fit. Jlis Flipup." Oh, thanks, awfully! If they don't fit I can let my husband wear tfiem, and I can get along with his. He has r real little foot for a man " Actually overheard at a dinner table in Ireland: 'The cause of trouble in our unhappy land Is that the whole country is full of absentees d'ye understand? We shall have no release till we're r d av the whole bunch av them; and as I understand ye're an Americsn and a friend av the ould connthry I want to tell von, aorr, that wan half the lies they tell ab jut us are not thrue. A citizen, who had been playing poker tthe night before, dropped a blue chip into the contribution box by mistake. After ser--vice, tie went to the deacon who had passad the plate and told him of his mistake. "So I'll just give yna a dollar in its place," he said, "and wt'll keep the matter quiet. "No, you don't." replied the deacon, ignoring tie money offered; "that's a blue fchip. It's worth $ö. An Obliging Editor. A fierce subscriber Sir, cuss your paper! ;Send it to h . Editor Thomas, change the gentleman's Address. If Uncle Sam makes connection, you'll fiou yonr paper there. A Bachelor! First Poem. When Peggy's dog her arms Imprison, 1 oit wish my lov was hisn, Uow often would I stand aad turn. To get a pat from bands like hern! A Difference of Opinion. Schcol Board Officer You see. my goo I -woman, vour children must be educated. Mrs. Flanagan Faix, I see nothin' ov the koicd. You an me have done well enoff idrut it. Why He Twnl "My dear, what makes you always yawn?" The wife exclaimed, her temper gone: "la home so doll and dreary?' Not so. my love." he said "not no: But man aad wife are one, yo'i know. And wticn I'm alone I'm weary!" Boston Globe. The Country la Not Ready. Thf y were walking locked-arncs all over a New York street. 'Sho jon're .'n fav'r ov pro'bitrcn, are ye?" "Ye h. I am. I thick s'locm is a carse t' the cemmunity." "An'jou'd shut up ev'ry s'loon, would yef "Yesh. ibir; ev'ry blarr.ei one." "Waal, shay, then. '11 you jes tell me -where thiih country 'd git all its Aldermen 1'ia?" That's to. by jirriny. Hadn't looked at it fra tha' point o' view, 'uesi mebby the country hain't quite ready fur pro'bish'n ryet," The Narrow Walk. Just wide enough for two to walk ; Just close enough for two to talk: And never room for three. Two narrow boats a foot apart The cause of many a fluttering heart. As any one might see. Ah. wicked walk! Ah. tricky walk! Just close enough for two to tala. -Life. A Wrong; Diagnosis. "I tay, young man," said a physician, stopping him on tha street, 'yoa are not well. Your face is Unshed, and you are in a high fever. Let me feel your pulse." "I I'm all right," protested the youth. MJfo you're not," said the physician positively. "Yoarpuks is overa hundred, and In less than two minutes you will h in a ld sweat. You fake my advice aadeo lioxna." I I can't go home. I am resolved to ask

old Jonn for his daughter's band to night or zerish miserably in the attempt." Wron diagnosis," mattered the doctor to hlHuei. After taking a seat in a Chicago lawyer's office, and being told to unbosom himself, he began "I am the cashier of the Blank Manufacturing; Company." "Exactly, and yoa have absorbed the sam of T" "About $G.000.' "What: only f 3,090 r That will cover every cent " "Then you have made a mistake in comiag to me. The lawyer next door dabbles with these trifling cases, while I never take a case of less than 110.000. Sorry you didn't steal $4,000 more while yoa were about it. and I trust this may prove a great moral let son to you. Good day, sir first door to the right as you go down the hall." Wall Street News. Temperance In all Tiilogs I Philadelphia Call. Irate Prohibitionist See here, sir, that stuS is a fraud and I want my money back. Stationer Do you refer to that bottle of mucilage I sold yoa? "I certainly do. It is a regular humba? nousoatalL" "Why, my dear sir, I thought that was jest what yoa "wanted. It is called Temperance Mucilage.' " "Temperance Mucilage?" "Yes; mucilage without any stick in it." He Bevealed Olmself. A gentleman who had courted and married his wife in full beard and lived for ten years with her endowed with the same hirsute adornment, quietly determined to have it cut off. His wife found it difficult to rec ognize him, and she sat staring at his strange appearance for some time. "Well," he exclaimed, "have yoa got nothing else to do but sit still? I suppose you expect me to do all the work, while you loaf, as usual," he snappishly said. "Why, it is you, after all I knew you the moment you spoke," she replied. A Learned Judge. I Puck. I "Well," remarked the Justice, "What Is this young man accused ot?" "I caught him playing poker, sir," replied the policeman. "Yes," returned the Court "Bat I have no objections to poker, you know. If that is all the charge against him I shall dlasharge hin. What have you to tay for yourself, yo ng man?" l was sitting down with some friends of mice, jour Honor playing a friendly game of csrds." "Yes." "We had a jack-pot on the table. It was opened and I came in on a pair of deuces. Iceman who opened it stood pat and bet f 10 and I called him." 'Called him on deuce3? Twenty-five dollars fine. Call the next." "Yes," gasped the prisoner; "but I thought yon didn't object to poker?" "I don't; b it to call a man on deaces isn't poker. Call the next case." He Stopped the Train. The late Chief Justice Bigelow, of Massachusetts, naturally hot-tempered, was ridiog in a car which did not stop at (Julncy, where he resided, and, as it was passing by, he pulled the rope and the train was brought to a sudden stop. The conductor rushed into the car and demanded: "Who rung the bell?" "I did," said the Chief Justice. "Why?" "Because I want to get off," at which the railroad official indulged in some remarks which were not complimentary and hardly respectful. The Judge complained to the President f the road, who promised to look into the matter. When they next met the Judge demanded of the President whether he had reprimanded the con d actor. "I spoke to him," was the reply. "Well, what did he fay?" "He said lis was coming, up seme day to adjourn your ourt." The irate magistrate saw the point, and did not pursue the investigation. A Doubling Papa. Mr. Wilberforce is not a bad man in his way, but he was sorely put out the other morning at breakfast. He had loaned a neighbor most of his parlor chairs, and when he entered the room he found bat oat. of these usefal articles of domestic economy left. He immediately called his daughter, and, turning angrily to her, demanded: "You entertained Augustus Smith for two hours lasf evening in this room?" "I did, pa," confessed the maiden, with a blush. "And where did he sit?" "On that chair." "And where did you sit?"' "I I I" "No prevarication. Where did you sit?" "I oh, gracious! I I sat on the coal-hod, pa." Mr. Wilberforce says he doub s the statement; but where could the poor girl have sat? Senator Fair's Romance. I New York Herald.l "Senator James O. Fair, of Nevada, was born within five miles of where I was." said a gentleman connected with the Chicago Police Department to-day; "there have been many anecdotes published about him, and especially about his divorced wife, but I think that I can tell how she became his wife, by a mere accident, as it were. Jim's family lived in County Tyrone, while ours came from an adjoining county. The Fairs were known in all the country around as fighters, and right good ones they were. Besides being fellows who knew how to handle a blackthorn, they were very good carpen ters. Jim's father and mother did not live very happily together, so the old man packed up his traps and came to America. He made money and went back to see bow his family was getting along. At the time of his return Jim was about twenty years of age. He was the father's pet, and when the old chap was ready to come back to America he took Jim with him. At this time Jim was engaged to a young girl named Pearce. I can't say anything about the parting that took place between them, but it must have been a tender one on the part of the future Senator, as subsequent events showed. "At any rate, after he and the old mm got over to America they went to carpentering, and made money fast. Jim thought ot his sweetheart, and longed for her. He sent a sum of money to a friend to pay for her outfit and parage to the United States, fully thinking that she would soon come to join his fortunes in the New World. A few months after this young Fair received a reply from his friend to whom he had sent the letter. The nature of the missive must have stirred his heart to the depths. It was to the effect thai Miss Pearce had married another young man and consequently could not be expected to sail on the next ship ta her expectant lover. "But the same letter which conveyed this news also said that there was no occasion for fadness. It reminded young Fair tnat there was a younger sister in the family whose beauty and graces were as charming as those of the elder one. His friend concluded his letter with the proposition that he should offer the rising fortunes and the money of Fair to one who could accept them. To cut it short, Jim sent back word that he could do so, and it was not long after that when th younger Miss Pearce sailed for America to wed the future bonanza king and Senator. Her subsequent history has been told in print many a time, but I think that this story of Senator Fair's early life will be new to the general public."

A famous North Carolina clergyman, while preaching a few Sundays ago front the text, "He giveth His beloved sleep," stopped in the middle of bis discourse, gaied upon his slumbering congregat:on, and said: "Brethren, it is hard to realize the unbounded love which tha Trd annAira tn have for a large portion of my auditory."

A BUNDLE OF LETTERS.

bt raajsc D SHESMAX. Written oa finding them la aa oil trunk.1 Strange how much seatimeat Clings like a fragrant area: To those lore letters peat In their pink coven! Day after day they came. Feeding Lore's fickle flame. Now the ha changed her aaste. Thea we were lowers. Loosen the silken baal 'Round the square bundle, sal See what a dainty hand scribbled to fill It: Fall of facetious chat; Fancy how loa &ae sat Moulding the bullets tnat Came with each billet Ah! I remember still Time that I used to kill Waiting toe postman's shrill. Heart itirnDj whittle Tailing vague doubts to mial Whether or no I'd finl One he bad left benial Of her epistles. Secoa is became so a;s At inn exciting stage; Two eager eyes ths paga Scan for a minute. Then with true lover's art Study it part by part Until they know it by heart, tverythia? in iL What is it all about? Dashes for words left oui Pronouns beyoal a doubt. Very devoted, iiowells sae's just begun. Dobson her heart h&s woa. Locker and Tennyson Frequently quoted. Criss-cross the re.4Ia? goes. Rapturous rbyme and proae. Words wnich I don't supposs Look very large in Books on tneoologie?." Then there's a daiaty frieze, Full of sweets as a squeeze. Worked on tue margin. Lastly doa't pause to lauza That Is her autograpa. Signing this truce for hair Der heart's surrender. Postscriptum one and two. De8em the dinner's throughLinking the "I'- and "you" In longings tender. Such is the type of all Save one. and let me cill Brief notice to this small Kote neatly written: 'Tis but a card you see. Gently informing me That It caa never be. The Century. SOCIAL GOSSIP. All dinner dresses, as a rule, are being cut square. Men often make up in wrath what they lack in reason. The Spartans have become a race of lian, beggars and thieves. Perseverance wins. All possible things were once impossible. lied hair is considered the most beautiful in Turkey. (Turkey red?) There are no old maids in Boston. They call themselves "bachelettes " One little trouble, like an only son, will scon rule the man who nurse it. Socks with open-worked heels and toes will be worn by bachelors as heretofore. It is said that ruby-colored laces, ribbons and gloves will sojn make their appearance. Flowers the sweetest things that God ever made and forgot to put a soal into. H. W. Beecher. At the ball the girl of to day says: "Yes, papa, I'm resdy to go. Let me dance one minute lon ger. Old records say that thimbles were first worn on the thumbs. If rumor be true the practice is still common la bachelor's apartments. 'When a man offers to "let you into a good thing" it is the safest aa well as the most generous course, to let him have his good things to himself. Professor Agassiz, when offered a big sam to deliver a course of popular lectures, re plied: "I can not afford to waste my time in making money." The President never visits foreign ministers at the office of their legations, because in so doing he would theoretically be going oat of the Unned States. Professor Huxley now gives scientific sanetion to what all users of the weed have long known, that "tobacco is a sweetener and equalizer of the temper." The scientists are busy discussing the the ory of Professor Bell, that a deaf variety of the human race may be formed by the inter marriage of deaf mutes. It is a distinctive mark of commonness to buy things which can not be afforded and to vainly attempt to dress up to a standard utterly inconsistent and absurd. Recently in Paris, during the session of the Congress of Free Thinkers, one eminent member passionately exclaimed: "Gentle men, I am an atheist, thank God!" Er. The English idea that gas is vulgar has accordingly found a home in New York, and it may be regarded as an accomplished fact that it is, for social purposes, on the wane. Alme. Patti wrote in a Boston Album the other day: "Go to strangers for charity, acquaintances for advice, and to relatives for nothing, and you will always have a supply. French artists now Include brunettes among their angels, and the time is not far distant when the red-heads will also be represented aa winging their way among the clouds. Gentlemen of fashion now sport from three to seven linger rings in addition to the gold and silver bangles so frequently worn by them. This is very clearly usurping women's rights. The records of life. The records of life run thus: Man creeps into childhood bounds into youth sobers into manhood softens into age totters into second childhoed, and stumbles into the cradle prepared for him. "He that runs may read" is often supposed to be a quotation from the Bible. The words really are "he may run that readeth," and it is not certain that the sense convoyed by the popular misquotation is correct. Macmillan s Magazine. An ingenious reply of a clever woman: She was speaking in defence of an absent friend. "Ah, Madame," said one, "yon speak v ell of him because he is your friend." "Net at all," she answered. '"He is my fiiehd because I can speak well of him." Tbe American Scc'ety for Pscychical Research has been organized, and one of its main purposes is to endeavor to ascertain .whether or not there is a transfer ot thought, or mental images, from one person to another, without speeeh or signs. The wisest and happiest man, is he, who by constant attention of thought, discovers the greatest opportunity of doing good, and with ardent and animated resolution, breaks through every opposition that he may im prove these opportunities. Doddridge. Joaquin Miller writes that he has found in New Orleans the noblest woman he ever saw and he professes to .have "seen the world well." She was born to wealth, received a careful education, traveled extensively in Europe, and at length became poor. She cow keeps a little shoe store and works with her father and sister at making the stock. The grass Is sweet and dewy NN nere the shadows longest lsy: An ile of dreams it seeiueth In the blazing sea of day. So the heart Is tender, wooing Where the sorrows oftenest fall; In this glad bright world, its darkness Js the heavenlieit thing of all. Jodge Tourgee, in turning over his latest book, "An Appeal to Ca?sar," to his magazine creditors, remarked that between editing a weekly maztzine and going to hell, he would select Satan's society. And yet

mwt people who have never tried it lab-jr under the delusion that editorial work may be claMfd aruo:ig the lignter pastimes. Porttsger. Experience nay b a dear teacher," remarked a clergymen as ne contribution box was returned to him erapty, "but the members of this particular Cock who have experienced religion have accomplished it at a very trifling cost. The choir will alng ths seventj-hlnth hymn, omitting the first, thiid and fourth verses in order to save unnecessary wear on the organ. New York Sun. It Is said that married men are less susceptible to cholera than bachelors. The reason assigned is, that when a bachelor has an ache or a pain he bre" over t and often f lightens himself ; uuiue attack of choleia, but a " r..tu man goes to his wite, tells her abou uis pain and she laughs his fears away. Nevertheless, there are many men who will risk the cLelera. Lord Coleridge says that when in this country he was struck by the absence of childhood. We defer to oar children, ask their opinions, allow them to engross the general attention, force social obligations on them, and cut them oST from "all the aweet dependence of their years," making grown persons ot them before English children have left the nursery. The Churchman says of a phenomenon which often causes astonishment: The reason of the immunity which drunken men are said to enjoy from the consequences of accidents is attributed to the fact that the nerve centers which regulate the heart and yf asels are to paralyzed in them as not to be aüectd by the shock which in sober men would haje acted in them so violently as to stop the heart, arrest the circulation and cause death. Art thou thine own heart's conqueror? (Strive ever thus to be; That is the fight that is most sore, The nobles; victory. Art thou beloved Dy one true heirt: O prize it' it is rare; There are so many in the mart, So many false and fair. The Fathers on 8uuday. The directors of the New Orleans Exposition were greatly exerclced for a time over the question of opening the exhibition on Sundays. Looking at the matter in its largest bearings, and considering especially its cosmopolitan character, they finally decided in favor of the Sunday opening. Their action was severely criticised in certain quarters and this led to a hunting up of the nigh authorities in the matter of Sunday obligation. Here are tome of the quotations: Martin Luther: "As resards the Sabbath, or Sunday, there is no necessity for keeping it; but if we do, ' it ought not to be on account of man's Commandment, but because natura teachf a us from time to time to take a day of rest. If anywhere the day is made holy for the mere day's sake, then I order you to work on it, to dance on it, and to do any thing that will reprove this encroachment on the Christian spirit and liberty." Table Talk. Philip Melancthon: "They who think that by authority of the church the observance of tbe Lord's day was appointed inttsad of tbe Sabbath, as if necessary, are very greatly deceived." Aagsburg Confession. John Calvin: "Christians should hav nothing to do with a superstitious observ ance of days." Institutes, B. II., chap. vili.

William iyndaie: "As to the Sabbath, we be lords over, and may yet change it 1 1 Monday, or into any other day as we se need; or we may make two every week, if it were expedient, and one not enough to teach the people. Neither needed we any holy day at all. if the people might be taught without it." Tyndale's Works, B. I., chap, xxv. Archbishop Wbately: "There is not even any tradition of their having made such a change; nay, more, it is abundantly plain that they made no such change.7' Notes on Paul. Jeremy Taylor: "That we are free from Sabbath observance, St. Paul expressly affirms in Collossians." Doctor Dabitantluni, B. II. chap. iL Bishop Warburton: "The observance of the Sabbath is no more a natural duty than circumcision." Divine Legation, B. IV., sec fi. John Milton: "The law of the Sabbath being thus repealed that no particular day of worship has been appointed in its place is evident." Christian Doctrines, B. II., chap, vii. Erasmus, Neander. John Knox, John Bunyan, Richard Baxter, Dr. Paley, Bishop Cranmer. and others of like rank are quoted to like effect. RELIGIOUS INTELLIGENCE AMD IN CI)KNT. A winter session of the Chautauqua School of Thf o logy has been established at Lake la Funlak, Florida. Mourning after an absent God is an evidence of love as strong as rejoicing in a present one. F. W. Robertson. The old clock In tbe South Church tower, Salem, was made in Beverly 130 years ago, and is good, it is claimed, for thirty years more. We must lend an attentive ear, for God's voice is soft and still, and is oaly heard of those who hear nothing else. Ah, how rare it is then to find a eoul still enough to hear God speak! Fenelon. There are now over 700 active Youni? Men's Christian Associations in the United States. There is room for a few more members, however, and nobody will be proscribed on account of politics, religion, or the color of his skin. Hard times in many places have atfected the churches, and the economy of reducing or doing away with church choirs has been necessitated. A favorite plan is the forming of young people's choruses to lead the congregations in hymns. Rev. R. Heber Newton gives his op!nioi on the controversy that has e prune no between Bishop Potter of the diocese of New York and Bishop Lee of Maryland on the question of vows. He condemns perpetual vows and advocates a final appeal to reason. Ths Communal Council of Brussels has unanimously adopted a resolution that religious instruction shall not be included in the programme of the Brussels communal schools, and that no ecclesiastics of any sect shall be admitted to teach in them. A good story is told of a country pirson who went to preach in a remote parish church. The sexton, in taking him to th chapel, depreciatingly said, "I hope vour reverence won't ruind preaching from the chat cel. Ye see, chapel's a quiet place, an' I've got a dock setting on foirteen eg?s in the pulpit." Professor W. R. Harper. Ph. D.,'of the Baptist Union Theological Seminary at Cnicago, has prepared a p!an for the elemental study of Hebrew, which has received hearty indonement in theological seminaries East and West. His Hebrew Sammer School has assumed euch importance that it has now been placed under a board of trustees chosen from the theological seminaries of the country, of all denominations. Thirty-four Hebrew professors have given their adherence to the scheme. It is proposed to raise an endowment fund of $20,000 to put the school on a permanent foundation, Charles Reade, the novelist, was a warm supporter of the church, and it is intended to build a church to his memory at Willesden. Several friends and admirers of the dramatist and novelist haye, it is said, already guaranteed the cost of the building, which is to be culled St. Mary Magdalen, the title being chosen as tbe most appropriate, as Mr. Charles Reade was a Fellow of St. Mary Magdalen, Oxford. The Rev. Coupton Reade, nephew of the dramatist, will be the first incumbent. Mr. Charles Rsade's long association with Willesden in the old parish churchyard of which locality he was buried, will account for the choice of a alte for the new church.

PRESSED SDMC AND FKRH.

JENNIE MAXWCLL PAINK. Gathered from out the -oollaal (clown. H ith their bleaded colors warm aa 1 r;sa. They break tarouh the saade of wintry nxiais, Tney unfold la bracket, rase aa l nicae : Tbe cluster that deepens, the pray tnat burns, Hold hues tnat ripen in the late fall haze, And only tbe tender, filmy ferns. Keep sreea in their dream ot summer days. As I catch their thoneht I dream with them Of the sweet sceatel wool waere taey grew: Of wood and late, jast over whose brim Ttey leaned and dipped aad bloemed anew. Throbs of their passionate pulsing fall. ileartwarm, out of the hush of the year. And falter down through the interra'. Till summer, for all tae frosts, seems near. Again the wood is steeped in the glow, Uolden and warm as h hung at nooa ; The roses, heavy with scent, bung low. And spill taeir scents on the air of June A hush that fills tne spaces hs set a seal oa tbe hour, for the hour's delay. And the flogers ot twilight, cold aad wet. Are laid on the burning brows ot day. The soft duk deepens upon the slopes Into an evening dewy and bright. Or rarer yet, when thts room drips droDS Of light, for dew, on the dewleas nigft. And crowns each wave with a silver crest. As it floats asleep on the quiet lake, And I leave It all in a folded rest. In a radiant slumber I will not break. VARIETIES. A sentimental explosion bursting into tear?. Of the 812 suicides in this country in 1SS4, but 155 were women. A dollar ot 1S04 is worth $030. A dollar of 1SS1 ia worth eighty-five cents. The most accommodating wjruia wa have yet heard of was one who snot her huibaad tor a burglar. A marriage took place last week at Elgin, III., between a groom of ninety and a bride of twenty-three years. There are 317 female blacksmiths in England, all cf whom actually swing heavy hammers and do men's work. After much deliberation a Wisconsin jury decides that kisses are worth one cent a piece when taken at wholesale rates. Steel needles, if delicately suspended, even if not magnetic to begin with, will become magnetic from the action of the earth. In the average newspaper report of a charity bail there are about four lines of charity and four columns of description of finery. They have a grand opera in Paris in which 1,027 girls wear ballet dresses. Even a Frenchman is bewildered trying to look at all of 'em. President Polk's was the only inauguration day on which it tai rained in Washington. He stood under an umbrella to read his address. A mind reader tried to divine the thoughts of a dude, but gave up the job in despair. He said he must have some material to worz on as a basis. An Illinois debating society has decided that there is more pleasure in seeing a man thread a needle than in watching a woman's attempts to drive a nail. Germany's relations with Italy are of the most cordial and confidential nature. Tne tierce saaer-kiaut and the gentle macaroni lie down together, as it were. An absent husband telegraphed to his wife: I send you a kiss.' He received tha reply : "Spruce young man called and delivered the files in good order." In Siam it is the custom of husbands to gamble away their wives. Every sirtol plan has to be resorted to where there is no well equipped system of divorce. The rates at public telephones in Paris are ten cents for five minutes conversation, bat then a Frenchman can talk more in five minutes than any one else in an hour. Fashion has decreed that the face must be clean shaven. What will the duda amount to when his most expressive features, the mustache and earwhiskers, are gone? Twenty theatres in Europe are In receipt of State aid. The Paris opera heads the list wsth 3100,000 a year, and the Carlo Felice, at Genoa, comes last with $2,000 a year. A number of dishonest Treasury officers have committed suicide in Russia. This comes of living so far away from Canada. They don't kill themselves in this country. The latest libel on the Chicago girl is to the effect that the fljorofthe largest skating rin in that city will accommodate fifty Chicago girls at one time, or 500 Indianapolis girls. The model of an apparatus for lifting vessels over shonls, lix which a patent was issued in 1840 to Abraham Lincoln, will form a portion of the Patent Odics exhibit at New Orleans Exposition. A naughty man who had the contribution bcok "shoved under his nos" just after ai appeal to suive to enter in at the strait gait, said tbt.t he supposed they wanted to make sure of their gate money. . A Mormon editor of Seit Lake City had the following in a recent number: "The unknown woman who was killed at this place about three months ago by the cars proves to be one of the wives of the editor of this paper." Touching extract from a. sensational nevel: "Casting herself between ner brother and her intended victim, the fair Inez exclaimed in a voice that vibrated with agony: -'Iii-dolpho, do net kill him, for if voa did hs would surely die ' " The man who hammers his thumb nail while putting down carpets, or who is violently caught under the chin by a clothei line when he goes out in the yard after dusk, should remember that in the revised edition of the New Teatament the words have been changed to "hades" and "condemnation." Upon the keys south of Djytona there grows a veritable upas tree, called the machineel. Any one taking shelter under it during a rain or sleeping under it when the dew falls is sure to be poisoned. One who experienced it says: "It swells a feliow up and makes him feel as il he had been skinnei and peppered." A Song;. Ask not one least word of praise! Wororos dtclsre your ejew are bright What then meant that summer day's Silence spent in one long gaze? Was my silence wrong or right? Words of praise were all to seek! Kce of you and form of you! I).d they find tbe praie so weik When my Ups just to iched your cheek Touch wbich let my soul come through? Robert Browning. Love's Logic. How do T, with my empty puree. Dare claim tnat 1 own the naiverse? Because for me. In each colden curl Tee wealth ol a mine lies hid, my girl. Because In the fold of my circling arm 1 find tne nccret of earth's great caarm, And la the glance of thine eyes so blue, I catch the glory of heaven let through. The Mysterious Sixth Sense. Dr. Russell, of Calumet, 3Iich., writes this to the New York Evening post: In connection with the numerous wellauthenticated circumstances which tend to prove that Telepathy deserves the serious attention of science, the following incident may not be out of place: bevtral winters ago, there lived on the location a woodman and his wife, persons pestf seed of perhaps rather more than the avtisge intelligence and education of the mining classes. The sympathy between them was such that each seemed to thoroughly understand the thoughts of the other without the use of words, which they scarcely ever need except in the presence of o'hers. When in separate rooms either could immediately tell what the other had written. At greater distances each was subject to the

mcos of the other, hat anydepr nnlsreta&dmg was reachrd at the expeass Ol great mental eort. In January, 131, the man. who was chopping in the brush, severed an artery in his leg, and, there not being any assistance at hand, he bled to death. At about the same time that the wound mu.t have been inflicted, the woman rushed ino a neighbor's bouse, declaring that her husband was dying: and, and thoueh ignorant of his whereabouts, led a small party directly to the scene of the accident. The woman has been inane ever since It any one is anxious to learn more of this remarkable case, I sball be most happy to answer their inquiries in detail. Yours, Georgs Rcrsell, M. D. Calumet, Mich., December 17. ATTENDING AN INAUGURATION.

Gideon J. Tucker's Experience la Install. tS President Buchanan. New York Sin. Hon. Gideon J. Tucker sat in an easy chair ia the cosy library of the Press Club, stroking hia anowy white whiskers with bath hands. "Are yoa going to attend Cleveland's inauguration, Mr. Tucker?" one of the yourger members of the club asked. 'Not if I know myeelf," the vetersn replied. "My experience when Buchanan waj inaugurated President will last me f jr a lifetime. A trip to Washington in those days was by no means the rapid and comfortable journey it now is. There were no sleepingcsrs, nor even any through trains. You took a ferryboat at New Yore, then a tram to Camden, a ferryboat across taa D!aware to Philadelphia, an omnibus through Pailadelphhia, a train to Havre de Grace, a ferryboat across tbe Chesapeake, another tram to Baltimore, a noise car through Baltimore, and then a train to Washington. Getting in and getting onto! conveyances all tnrousjh a winter night was lively exercite, and kept everybody broai awake, so that by the time you were finally lacded by the hotel omnibus at the door of Wilianl's or Brown's about daylight, you were sleepy enouh to gojto bed at once. Ii was not, howevfci, the expectation of our party to waste any nnnecesasary hours in sleep. We proposed to witness and participate in the ceremonies of tha iltv t tha Capitol, to attend the inauguriation ball at I 1 A - uigui, bbu io nna oar way back to New York at our own convenience afterward. "It was a distinguished party," Mr.Tacker said, musingly. "I can recall most of them. My old friend, palitical precepter and partner. Edwin Croswell. of Aihanv aLd as he was a man to whjru all the others locaea up as a leader, he may be considered to have been the Chairman of the delegation. There were ab,r Ancnttn KpSi i tin. ac F. tlark. Eltiah W-.trA Inhn r? f.th... of Troy, Charles D Mead. Edaari J. Hamilton, inomas J. Birr aLd Peter B. Sweeney, Messrs. Clark aud Ward were Congressmenciecr, ana Air. fccneu was a candidate for the Office of Collector of thi f f W TT M aA he was afterward appointed by Mr. Bu chanan. "Well. Wfl WPrp rnmhliriff nlnn tr rn 4Ko Philadelphia. Wilmington and Baltimore Il&ilroad. somewhere abont midnight, and aDDroachin? tha Harm Ha fir r for re vhai our locomotive suddenly left the track, and iue jiotseuger coacaes oi tne tram tumbled over, doubled themselves up, and huddled together with more rapidity than regularity. Fortunately nobody was hurt, bat everybody was Drofoundlv scar el A snnn no v a all got out and learned the condition of njiug3, it was evident tnat relief could.only be had from an prtri train fin? a. . - . via. w.a ncio shattered and the locomotive and tender were badly wrecked. We rejoiced at our escape, and, there being a great wood pile near by tbe scene of accident, bonfires were lighted by which we might more comfortably pass the chilly hoars of night. Theso wore away slowly. Some of the trainmen had gone down the track with a hore b3rrowed from a neighboring far mr Rti.l tea said to each othur that they would soon unngus.ine means or resuming oar joarCev. Bat davliüht camp, and nn ninnH nf an approaching locomotive was heard. Railroads and telegraphs, toD, worked much moid Slowlv in thos-t iiv than lhv nn do, and all the roiling stock running into vasnmgion was just then pressed Into active service. So the morning passed over us tired, huDgry, ana helpless, seated on the lorra tii. Un4t 1 . . . twftj ucai uujf euuuereu tram, in an Old Maryland cornfield. "Decidedlv. this was not th ntort in. ment which we had anticipated for the fouith dav of M&rr.h? Tnara wa vim nrl away elf from us was the Federal city,' gay nnu nags, turoDDing wun orasa bands and strutting itself in processions. We could in agine all the goings on the long parade up to the Capitol, the solemn administration of the oath of office to the elect of the People, the salutes, the acclamations, the Eeneral iov. Conld th absurd than our condition, denied participalinn in all Kwv A : -. l . iv tu on .uctc pivcecuuj;, anu wasting iiiOrn and rmnn nf th fnnrtti nf fri, s-ated upon Jogs in that old cornfield. "The tun bad eoQe over our heads before a train appeared headed for Baltimore ana took on board onr st&rrart und wmfhfni irar The hysterical female who had screamed at i . 1 . r , luieivttjsmaiew minmes ever since the Dicbt's accident, was sontheri ml tmnrfloH aboard. The three voung men with a bottie. wno naa yeiiea and sung till they had fallen into slumber, were awakened. Mr. Schell, erect, bat terribly sleepy, with a batA- t A. 1 T a . treu i'öi ana aasr on nu spectacles, Mr. Barr, as neat and brisk aa thnntrh fmm good night's rest, General Ward, quiet. brckn up and fagged out, old Mr. Croswell, tale and infirm, an eat aboard, and ra once more on our way toward the toH where 100 000 of our fellow citizens wer mating a historical event. Bat a;i tnat aflerncon, aia awsy into tne evening, wa &Lnt in leachine Washington. Whn wcp got there it was night sgain. The pageant ovr, the crowds were melting from the streets, buntiüg was being taken down, ovr -loaded outgoing trains were creeping away, ana, worse man an, our rooms at the hotel, carefully engaged in advance, bnt nn. claimed ail aay, had been yielded to oth?r guesis. it wai wun aimcuity tnat tnose or us who were coins to the inanrnratim hli could get a place in which to struggle into a aiees cobu evernaa eucn a crowd beeo eeen btfore in Washington, and woe totbos who baa no beds reered for thdai that night! Hundreds who went to the hall staid there till broad davlitrit. because thev had no other Sieker. 'It will be twanfv eisrht Tears next M.rrVi since tbete occurrences," said Mr. Tucier, wun aiiOiner tug at his long si le whtstcers, "and it nas so happened that I have had no dnire to attend any inauguration since. Bat should I determine to see Mr. Cleveland sworn into otfice I shall set uut early enough to be safe against possible delays on tbe journey, and be sure of a sleeoing-piasa in Washington when I get there." I will frankly tell you that my experience in prolonged scientific investigations convinces me that a belief in God a God who is behind and within the chaos of vanishing points of burr an knowledge adds a wonder ful stimulus to the man who attempts to if netrate into the regions of the unknown. Of myeelf I may say that I never make the preparations for penetrating into some small province of nature hitherto undiscovered without breathing a prayer to the Being who hides His secrets from me only to al lure me graciously on to the unfolding of them. Professor Aga58iz. Out of our hearts ploughed by contrition spiir g fiowers fairer than ever grew on the ha'd ground of cnbreken self content. fhre blf oui in them Sympathy and uoarity i;r other erring mortals; and Patience undr surf nr g which is acknowledged to b mer ted; and lastly, sweetest blo?som of all, ten der Gratitude for earthlv aad heavenly b.'epsinfis felt to be free gifts of Divine love. Frarces Power Cobbe. Twenty-three memorial windows have been presented to the Presbyterian Cuan at South College avenue, Philadelphia, Pa.

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