Indianapolis Times, Indianapolis, Marion County, 15 September 1952 — Page 21

THE INDIANAPOLIS TIMES —By Al Vermeer

MONDAY, SEPT. 15, 1952

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There Are Several Ways Of Evaluating Your Hand

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HERE is a certain inherent North dealer : logic of cards which is more Neither side vulnerable important than any bidding NORTH “system.” In spite of the fact : Mrs. Keen : “that bidding methods have be- ~~ 84 ~~ TTT come pretty well standardized H-AQ8758 ; in, the last few DJ 154 years, there C-AKS8 are still a num- WEST : EAST ber of differ- Mr. Meek Miss Brash ent ways of SJ 78 S—-AQ1092 evaluating a H-—106 38 2 H-K 9 4 hand. D—Q D—10 8 6 2 However, it C—Q 10978 C—-2 is a fact that SOUTH | whether you Mr. Masters “ count honor S—-K 8865 tricks or use HJ some point- D-AK?93S3

count method, you end up at the same spot on the great maty of hands. / Some of the methods referred to are rather intricate and detailed. For those looking for simplification, you will -do all right if you reniember four magic figures. These are 65, 75, 85 and 90.

CJ 854 The bidding: NORTH EAST SOUTH WEST 1H 18 2D Pass 2H Pass 2 NT Pass SNT Al Pass

high cards. Failing to find a good enough fit in a suit, they

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SIXTY-FIVE PER CENT of

the high cards ‘in the partnership will furnish a reasonable play for game at .no-trump or in a major suit. Seventy-five per cent will give you a fair play for game in a minor suit. , With over/80 per cent you will have an odds-on chance for a grand slam. * These figures hold when your #&ide has no particular distributional advantages. With disAgributional assets in the form of long, solid suits, singletons, voids, exceptionally well-fitting partnership hands, ete, you need a little less in high cards. o = »

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