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Inside Indianapolis By Ed Sovola

“IT WAS a close call, gulation, Just awful glad. 1 know the person who threw his wad of chew‘gum bn a hot sidewalk didn’t intend ‘to give me such a fright, Under ordinary circumstances the flavorless gum would have been a blotch instead of a’ death trap. a <Fver since the day az a barefoot boy with cheeks of tan, when I had four toes stuck together with hot: bubble gum, I've been careful. Through the years the obsession grew until an open manhole was pre-

gum, The guard was down the other day. After countless

wandering in our asphalt jungle, body salts about gone, eves of red clouding up at every other ‘listless step, the right foot suddenly wouldn't move. First fearful thought was that paralysis had Bet in. Yes, too much ice water and other cold drinks had affected the nervous system. The hody simply wouldnt take any more punishment. >

THE RIGHT hand moved from memory to wire away beads of perspiration about the rolling eyes. Let them gaze at a limb that once was Btrong, once was as a young oak in a forest. Some kind soul surely would ease me to the sidewalk and speak softly and comfortingly until the General Hospital] ambulance arrived. The intersection of Washington and Illinois Sts. began to spin. 1 thought of family and friends and childhood Boenes passed in review. It was disturbing to see the Paramount newsreel cameraman looking 80 sad of eye as he cranked his machine. Time passed, the childhood scenes ended, the Paramount cameraman packed up and left and still no sirens, no gentie hands, no comforting words. The right leg was lpase at the knee and the body moved from the hip. There was feeling in the leg. The trouble seemed to be underfoot.

It Happened Last Night

By Earl Wilson

NEW YORK, July 3—I was reading the other flay that Irish humor may be on the decline. As I'm married to an Irish colleen (who comes from Nebraska, Missouri, Pennsylvania and other foreign points), I was disturbed, for I hope “me old hairpin” won't be losing her sense of humor. Me missus — the Beautiful Wife—has a nice way with her (that she does) and is never without a funny remark. Or at least a remark, She keeps our books and lately she’s got something of a stenographer’s spread from doing .s0.- As she puts it: “I'm good at keeping figures, except my own.” "Twas a man of the cloth— & «4 Brother Sabinus, C. 8. of Notre Dame, out at South Ben Mr OBrien —who wrote of the possibility Irish humor might’ decline. Because, he said, there's a trend in Ireland. .for the.nation ia he: come bachelors and old maids. = a Ob SURE, AND THERE aren't enough Pat O’'Rriens around to tell Pat and Mike stories. The Irish humor is so uproarious we need it. A priest told me years ago how he'd instructed the new hired girl about serving dinner for important guests, “Now be sure,” he cautioned her, “you don’t spill anything.” “Oh, now don’t you worry, Father” she said, *I know ‘enough to keep me mouth shut.” = The priest delighted in the story and approved my printing it. I've heard it on TV since. Then there was the Irish family which had come from Dublin. and got exasperated at letters from the folks they'd left back on the old sod. For the kinfolk bragged endlessly of their prosperity. Finally the family that had come to America went to Washington and had a picture taken with the White House as a backdrop. Then they sent the picture to Dublin with the note: “This is our summer home.” > @ "TIS ME OWN “old hairpin” who likes to tell the Omaha classic—how Nebraska must be Irish because they named their big city after an Irishman—O'Maha. ‘And they say that at a dinner in Cleveland for Manager Lou Boudreau of the Boston Red Sox, it was mentioned by former owner Alva Bradley that Boudreau was found by a scout named English. Boudreau whispered that the scout’s name was Ireland. “I was close,” said Bradley. “There's not much difference between England and Ireland.” Up leaped a listener to exclaim: “Will you please stand corrected—there's a helluva difference between England and Ireland.” Brother Sabinus told some of these stories in

Americana By Robert C. Ruark

NEW YORK, July 3—It would seem that a grateful Senate has just passed a hill that should have been on the hooks before—a bill to limit the recall of veterans of the Korean fighting to future active duty, without their consent or special congressional decree. It is not much, and can possibly he twisted and overridden .according to the President's bdd whim, but it should have been placed in forge after the armistice with the Japs in the last one. Some percentage of the weary old retreads who have found their lives interrupted for a second time might be now working at their jobs and living with their families instead of fighting a fool's war in which they have very small interest. This would seem to be a sort of retrospective pay back by Congress for some of the arrant cowardice employed in an election year to kill universal military training, which might have been the one sure source of maintaining a reservoir of trained fighting men. In the absence of UMT, the Korean crisis dragged a lot of tired old graduates of World War II back into a; while men who never served their countrie all stayed home. > » oe THERE MIGHT have been some excuse for the impressment of married veterans if the Ko‘rean idiocy had not heen dubbed a “police action” by our all-wise President—if it had been a massive war instead of a minor meddle, But Korea has heen such a war that it had to be fought under wraps for purely political reasons, with all sorts of odd limitations and restrictions on its prosecution. This was a war in which 8 Geni! | MacA fini got fired for trying to win it] this has beh, wa that cannot even control its “Brizoners of w This is a Truman war, a war of Gen, Dodd and Gen. Colson, the old warriors: who lost a thirdfront operation to their own POWs, This is a police action that has dragged on for two years, with the culprit still uncaught. This is a war in which old Syngman Rhee, the . head Korean, turned his Allies complefély around and began to enforce the same gangster tech niques in government that we have supposedly been fighting..against~This is the war for which

' you pay taxes enough to win a double-barreled

conflict against Germany and Japan, but in this one we are still short of guns and equipment but heavy on political butter. This has been a joke war, except that the people dead in it aren't laugh-

ing. ¢ + BUT I CANNOT see how, in future, a President or a Congress can legally impress a veteran to go off and fight in what the man calls “a police action.” If it is a police Action oe Da ought to t it, since t o professional. ant is not a hat 4 action” but a. fullscale war, then it should be fought with fists and. test by everyone, at home as. well as abroad. But

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‘ONE MIGHTY effort raised the foot an inch off the sidewalk only to be snapped downward. A .sliding motion forward and backward “poked holes in my sock. “Looks like a whopping wad of gum you stepped in,” chuckled a passerby. Gum, nasty and gooey gum. Two days ago at a bus stop a gob of the stuff attached itself to my shoe. Prompt action by the bus driver and a male passenger saved me. Of course, I was stronger two days ago. :

A no-parking sign within arm’s reach helped provide the necessary leverage. Fortunately the first attempt was successful, otherwise it would have been more expedient to leave the shoe behind. I had to get out of the hot sun, boy. As usual, when you need a sc per or a stidk, none is to he found. Rubbing the bottom of the shoe on the side of the curb merely spread the sticky rubber over a greater area. The blotch on the sidewalk should have been sprinkled liberally with sand or salt, Since the heat wave began I've heen leaving the utility kit which contains such items at home. > > »

IN THREE =quares the bottom of my shoe was an inch. thick with pebbles, paper, cigaret stubs. An fron grating on Maryland St. was used to scrape the accumulation off. When the temperature goes down to zero sometime, I'll take a chisel and knock the stuff loose.

You may have the feeling that the account has been slightly exaggerated. The only thing that may not be accurate is the name—Paramount, Fox Movietone News. Small matter. He was sad of eye, On aching knee, gum chewers, I beg you not to throw your stale gum on hot sidewalks. Wrap it, box it, freeze it, but don't toss it under pedestrians’ feet,

Our sidewalks are terribly mottled as it is -

with gum. Don't take a chance and have them further cluttered up with stuck, screaming, writhing fellow citizens. If you feel like throwing gum on the side~ walk, throw a package. Doublemint, preferably.

Sure, Irish Humor May Be on Wane

his treatise worrying about Irish. humor and I have added a couple of my own oldies. All I can

say is, it should not perish from the earth. «© 4 @

THE MIDNIGHT EARL IN NEW YORK ... Hedy Lamarr~visiting N.Y. for the first time in over a year—was asked for a beauty hint. She answered: “Stay away from cocktail parties.” She'll do TV here and probably do a TV film on the Great Love Stories of History. “Maybe you'll even do the Hedy Lamarr love story?” it was suggested. “That,” she said, “would be a very tragic story.” oT Lily Christine, “the Cat Girl” is the rage of New Orleans’ Bourbon St. while wiggling at the 500 Club (owned By Leon Prima, Louis’ prothery, But officials are charging she’s “lawd. Errol Flynn and wife, Pat Wymore, may play the T.ondon Palladium—as a team. . . . Pvt. Vie Damone expects his discharge by October. . . . Dean Martin's ex, Betty, will wed Capt. Frank Jackson, now in Korea. . + . Sherry Brit. tén's new act has all the best people coming into Leon & Eddie's. Madcap Merry Fahrney now talks of having one million acres of new oil land ready for testing (believed to be in Mexico), . William Turk, retired assistant inspector of police, was named

director of the NY Institute of Criminology.

Mario Lanza signed for a hitch with Milan's La Scala Opera. . The Copacabana brings Billy Daniels back in October. noe >

“CAT GIRL” Lilly Christine — whose wild strip aet they're trying to close in New Orleans —writes me, “Ah, me, who said, ‘art's perfect forms no moral need, and beauty is its own excuse’?” Why, Emerson said it, honey, and Whittier borrowed it. . . . Herh Polesie landed a 30-pound striped bass, purty hig. for these here parts, . ...

the Paramount beginning July 23. - > ¢ 0» ' is FEARL'S PEARLS-—Herb _Shriner there's not much need for a bank in a small town. As soon as anybody saves up any money, he leaves town. d “ So» ob i

WISH T'D SAID THAT Averell Harriman's *

aid, Marshall Macduffie, reserving rooms for the Chicago convention, ordered 12 rooms—6 air-con-ditioned, 6 smoke-filled. Gene Fowler's due to visit Toots Shor, then will cover the conventions. . . Music Hall employees including Rockettes are getting pay boosts : . Clark Gable's dating Princess Ghika (onetime fiance of Errol Flynn) in Paris. bb TODAY'S BEST LAUGH: At the Park Avenue, Toni Bari finally found a Texan who didn’t think Texas was the largest state. He thought it was the smallest continent, , . . That's Earl, brother.

Veterans Should Be Geiting Break Now

I don’t see how you can involve an unwilling reserve civilian inte a United Nations hunk of meaningless dialectics against his will. You will notice that Mr. Gerry Coleman, the ex-Yankee second baseman, is not playing baseball this summer. He ig flying a plane. Mr. Coleman ‘is in his peak years of his profession, and he has a wife and babies to provide for, but he is back in uniform, This boy only flew some 40odd missions in the Pacific in the last war. 1s Coleman a policeman? : So ¢ a MY MAIL ig heavy with letters from men who are completely cynical about their second involvement with the military in 10 years, and completely contemptuous of the war in Korea, of the alleged ideals that freeze their feet. Especially in the case of officers, this makes a lousy military force. And you cannot blame them. They've been cheated. The active reserve boys knew the risk “they ran of recall, but a great many involuntary Teservists thought they were out of the service for good and all. And they found themselves breaking up their homes and halting their businesses to fight a “police action” they never believed in. [ have,a hunch that Congress will not get itself completely off the hook in this election year by handing the lads a feeble sop for the future,

Dishing the Dirt By Marguerite Smith

Q--You advised me ahout a blooming hydrangea two years ago. I planted it on the north

side of the house and protected it through two °

winters ‘by covering. Now it is budding and ready to bloom. The bloori is orchid and yery beautiful but I am moving. Shall I repot the plant or transfer it to the ground again, Do you think this wiil cause it not to bloom? Mrs. Carl Zike, 347 Layman Ave. A-—-Most plants will drop part or all of their buds or bloom if you disturb roots (even by deep hoeing) in this critical ‘period of their lives. So take your plant up with just as much earth and just as little root disturbance as you can manage. Pot it up to carry to your new home. Then the less you disturb it the better until it is through blooming. As soon as flowers are past their best, set it. out in the ground again and give it the same treatment as before—winter protection, rich loose soil, plenty of water. It should then make

. A very satisfactory bud-set for bloom next year.

~ Q-—Will you please tell me how to care for an African violet plant-water, soll, sun, ete, Mrs. Leo Watness, 443 FE. Orange. A~-If you will send a stamped, self-addressed envelope to Marguerite Smith, Dishing the Dirt, THE INDIANAPOLIS TIMES, you may. have the free leaflet Hepa in answer Jo this often asked quention, ;

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FOR A HAPPIER VACATION—No. 4

Here Are Some Rules For Tipping

This is the fourth of five articles by Norman D. Ford, traveler, editor, author and a founder of the Globe Trotters Club, By NORMAN D. FORD SOME travel writers report the old 10 per cent rule for tipping is no good any more—that in this era

of high prices one must tip 15

or 20 per cent of the hill If you'll stop to think, you'll see at once a percentage is a percentage at all times. With the heavy price increases over the last few years there is certainly no need to increase percentages, If a $1 meal costs $2, the normal 10 per cent tip results in twice as much income for the waitress as before.

Tipping is essentially a personal problem. It dften is a headache to novice travelers, As a rule nowadays, don’t tip less than 10 cents and above $2 tip in multiples of 16 cents. Add about 20 per cent to what you would normally give if your trip or stay is unusually prolonged or if it is of a higher class then you mormally use or if you demand more than usual service, On American flag ships, the stewards receive three times the wages paid on foreign flag

ships such as the Cunard Queens or ‘the Liberte, American ship stewards don't rely on tips as much as foreign

stewards, Another point is that

you .generally receive better steward service on foreign ships,

Also, always endeavor to tip stewards on foreign flag ships in dollars, because they use the money to buy gifts or food in New York for their families in Europe. : » n ” IN MEXICO, don’t tip taxi drivers, bootblacks or guides. Give 6ne to two pesos where you would give a dollar in the U. 8., two pesos in higher class establishments, one in modest

places. The 10 per cent rule is fairly reliable in Mexico. Don’t tip

household servants unless your stay has been prolonged. It's not considered good form. Here are some suggestions to aid you in tipping the right amount in the United States. It's not too much or too little: FOR HOTELS, RESORT : OR COMMERCIAL: For the Bell-Hop: Twentyfive cents if the service is good; 15 cents if service is poor, 20 cents if average, If he carries several bags for you, tip at the rate of 15 cents a bag. This goes for one or two persons. Restaurant Waiter: Five dol-

HAVE A GOOD TIME—-

Going On Vacation? Better Remember—

THERE ARE more things to do than telling the milk man to stop your daily two quarts; canceling your grocery delivery or shutting off the gas when you get ready to go on your vacation, This was the warning of Herbert: G. Klinck, executive secretary of the Indianapolis ¢Travelers Aid «Society. He spends a lot of his time in the summer straightening out the problems of people who _have fouled up in making their vacation plans. His experiences have led him to make a list of important things to remember. They are: ” EJ ~ ONE-—Make sure you carry identification all the time. If possible put some on baggage to avoid losing-it. TWO—Make sure you're expected. Let everyone know you're coming, they may be planning on visiting you. If you're going to a large city be sire of the station at which you'll arrive. THREE -Take plenty of money with you. It might come in handy to have a few extra

bucks on hand if something goes wrong. ” » ” FOUR—Don't load yourself

down with lu rean _eoolie.

TOKYO TOPIC—

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By ELEANOR SPALDING

TOKYO, July 3—Thousands of Korean residents in Japan are serving as shock troops-in a Communist drive to harass the Japanese police, annoy the Security Forces, discredit the United Nations Command, embarrass the Republic of Korea and make trouble for the gov-

ernment of Premier Shigeru Yoshida. Japanese police have ar-

rested 93 Koreans as a result of the Communist riot here on May Day, and they are looking for more. Koreans sparked the riot on May 31 in which two persons were killed. . Japanese newspapers daily carry such headlines as: “Korean Extremists clash with police.” “Korean students tussle with Diet Guards.” “Korean Mob Attacks Tax Office.” Behind the headlines is a story of intrigue, smuggling of dope and humans, official mismanagement, snarled diplomacy and international communism. a , = o ~ > AT ..LEAST. half of more than 600,000 Koreans in Japan are believed pro-Communist, Japanese authorities say there are only 1000 card holding Communists among them, but that 70 per cent favor North Korea in the war. A spokesman for the ‘Republie of Korea insi%ted that there are only “a handful” of Korean Communists here. Other South Koreans, however, estimated that 100,000 are actively supporting the Communists, The majority of Korean resi-

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IN CONVENTION ASSEMBLED:

back-breaker. pieces ahead of you. . _ FIVE— Be sure you've got enough stamina to make a long trip. Six — Put some bandages, salves and a thermometer in the bag. You might need them to fix up some scratches, cuts or bruises. If serious illness strikes, Travelers Aid can help you get a doctor. n n 5 SEVEN If your children go ahead of you, make sure that they're well cared for and are put on the right trains. Travelers Aid stands ready to take care of such matters. FIGHT If the baby is big enough to travel, make sure you don't overdress him. Take along extra smeals for him if possible, because you never can tell when you'll miss a connection or are delayed. NINE-—Call on Travelers Aid if you:run into any sort of difficulty away from home.

” » A GOOD rut to follow when you're planning your vacation, he advises is: “Make .a list’ of the clothes vou’ll need and the money you'll take along. “Then divide the first list by two and double the second. “You ought to come out just about right.”

resort hotel

lars for a week of service in a if he's attentive; $4 if his service is only average; $3 if it's poor. For two persons, make it $8 a week for good service, $6 for average, $5 for poor.

Waiter in the Bar: Fitteel

"cents for one or. two people if

the service is good, 10 cents if average, 10 per cent if poor. Bartender: Thirty cents for one or two persons if setvice is good, 20 cents if average, 10 cents if poor. Chambermaid: Fifty cents per—day if service is—good; 25 cents if average, nothing If poor. If you're a guest for a week, leave the chambermaid four times the daily tip. For R o o m' Service: cents if service is good, 30 cents if average, 25 cents if poor. Check Room Girl: From 10 to 25 cents, depending on the

“service you get.

Washroom Attendant: From 10 to 25 cents depending on the service you ask for and get. Door Man: From nothing to 25 cents, depending on what he does for you. " Valet: Fifteen to 25 cents depending upon amount and quality of service. RAILROAD TRAINS Club Car Waiter: Fifteen cents for good service, 10 cents for average or poor. Twenty cents for two if service is good.

CARRY IDENTIFICATION IN PURSE AND LUGeAGE

DON'T BURDEN YouRSELF WITH TOO MUCH BAGCAGE

RED BRAWL—This is the scene during a three-hour brawl of Koreans and police near a Korean high school in Tokyo.

dents in Japan are workers who came here before World War IT because they could not earn a living in Korea.. During the war, the Japanese brought thousands more to work in munitions plants. » " » NOT ONE in a thousand

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formed the Korean League, then -a non-Communist organization. Before the Korean War began, Communists gained control of the league, and occupation. authorities -ordered it dbolished, Since then, the Korean Communists have produced two new heads-—the Korean People's Front and the Korean Na-

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THURSDAY, JULY 3, 1952

Dining Car Waiter: From 10 to 15 cents fof one person, 15 to 20 cents for two, depending on kind of service. For a trip of 24 hours or most of a day or night: Seventy-five cents for one person if smervice is good, 60 cents if average, 50 cents if poor.’ For two persons $1 for good service, 90 cents for average and 75 cents for poor. ABOARD SHIP FOR . 4 TO 14 DAYS _ Bar Steward: For one person, 10 cents per drink if service is poor, 15 cents if average, 25 cents if good. For two persons 20 cents if service is poor, 20 cents if average, 25 cents if good. Bathroom Steward: For one person $5 if service is good, $4 if average, $2 if poor. For two persons $6 if good, $5 if average, $3 if poor. Tip to be paid at end of voyage. Bedroom Steward: For one person $5, $4 or $3 depending on whether service is good, average or poor. For two per. sons $10, $7 or $3 depending on type of service: Tip at end of voyage. Deck Steward: For one person, $4, 83 or $2 depending on quality of service. For twe persons, $5, $3 or $2 depending on quality of service. Tip at end of véyage. Dining Salon Steward: For

IF IN UNCERTAIN HEALTY , SEE YOUR DOCTOR FIRST

tional Defense Committee, Both are illegal, and the Defense Committee is operating entirely underground, organized for an offensive. Its Molotov Cocktails have blasted police stations. Dynamite, guns and swords have turned up in police raids

.on its strongholds.

» = » IN CONTRAST to Communist movements elsewhere, no single, outstanding leader has come to the fore. Japanese mention Kim Yung for the People’s Front and Jung Hong Ku for the Defense Committee. Both:

have gone underground. Both are long-time residents of Japan rather than newcomers trained by the North Koreans. Japanese authorities are convinced that Chinese Communists are masterminding Korean disturbances, and that Koreans are entering Japan through the British port of Hong Kong, and from the Chinese Red port of Tientsin. : But there is little they can prove. The Sea of Japan is full of fishing boats. It is easy to land at night and disappear into the mountains. The Japanese are counting on a big, new supply of Coast Guard ships from the United States. Meanwhile, they can not adequately patrol the coastline. ‘Fach month the Japanese are arresting from_300 to 500 Koreans as {illegal entrants. Most of them are. caught down around the island of Tsushima, halfway between Japan and the Japanese mainland. About 25 per cent of them are wives and children of Koreans legally In

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one person $6, $5 or $4 depending on quality of service. For two persons, $8, $7 or $5. Head Dining Salon Steward: For one person $3, $2 or $1 depending on service. For two persons, $4, $3 or $2. Wine Steward: For one person $3, $2 or $1 depending on service, For two persons, $4, $3 or $2.

” ® » HERE ARE suggestions to cover some miscellaneous forms of tipping: Your ° shoeshine -boy rates from 5 to 15 cents depending on the attention he gives you. A barber should be tipped from 10 to 30 cents depending on the amount of work he does and the attention he gives to it. Ag : A hairdresser should be tipped $1 for good attention, 60 cents if average or 35 cents if poor. Manicurists rate 50 cents if good, 35 cents if average and 25 cents if poor. Night club tips range from 10

to 20 per cent of the bill, de-

pending on the kind of place and type of service, Air line personnel are not ailowed to take tips nor are their company car . drivers, Hotel desk clerks are not tipped, nor are ships officers.

(Copyright, 1982, By Harlan Publications, N Greenlawn, N. Y.)

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Red- -Inspired | Koreans Spark Jap Riots

Japan. Many more are plain war Terugess.

THE SPOKESMAN for the Republic of Korea pointed out it was difficult for him to discuss the problem in view of the fact that Japan and the Republic of Korea are currently negotiating on the question of repatriation. In May, Japan repatriated 410 Koreans, The Republic of Korea refused to accept 125 of them on the ground that they were legal residents of Japan. All had been convicted of crimes. The Japanese contend that they have the same right the United States exercises to expel undesirable aliens. x . ” » MEANWHILE, Korean Communists have responded to threats of forceful repatriation with more violent demonstrations. Japanese cite this as evidence that they are living better than they ever did or could in Korea. Non-Communist South Koreans simply remark that Communists know they would face trouble in South Korea. Hatred of Japanese authority, inspired during the war, has induced many. a poor Korean to join Communist activities, they say. There are two major obstacles to ovércoming the Communist influence, both Japanese and South Koreans agree. One is growing dissatisfaction with the government of Syngman

Rhee. The other is the theory ‘that since United Nations forces stopped at the 38th Parallel, the only hope for

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