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WHAT is this world coming ‘to anyhow? Science hag Now what do we say to our stomachs? ; You've heard of Kingan's “King's Fare,” the complete meal in a 15-0z. can. Open, heat, drink or slurp and behind your belt you will have a quarter pound of meat, 2'4 ounces of beets, 2) ounces of carrots, ounce of celery, 2 ounces of tomatoes and condiments. I'm not the kind -of a guy who jumps at fads. For example, when all this yogurt and blackstrap business broke, three days elapsed before I was on a y-b jag. Still on it hut from what Dr. Roy Morse told me, he's the director of research at Kingan's, I may have to switch. - ye Dr. Morse is one of those scientific men that can keep” you amused all. afternoon and get his point across to boot. When you. start out to nail Some: problem down, you never know what or whom you're going to run into. Dr. Morse was a pleasant surprise.
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I FOUND HIM on thé”10th floor of one of the
informed us that we can drink steak..
"Mr. Inside Tests Kingan’s Liquid Meal " Nothing original® about that concept.
As the research men progressed and finally arrived at a fare they were satisfied to claim
their own’;and let the front office know about; r=
other avenues opened up, said Dr. Morse. .He -mentioned that hospitals began fo show interest and persons with stomach and throat troubles wrote in asking for informatiqn avouf the new product. = ‘ BEFORE IT WAS placed on the market, Kingan's filled special diet’ requests. Someone thought a drinkable meat and vegetable dinner would be good for children and .for the poor souls suffering with ulcers, “How does the stuff go the morning after night before?” Dr’ Morse hadn't had the occasion to run a test vet but he didn’t see why “King's Fare” wouldn't be good. The breakdown on the product shows a high vitamin content, strength-produc-ing meat and vegetables and it's so tender on the stomach.
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Kingan's buildings in his office with his feet on “You might have something,” decided Dr. the desk, He looked extremely well fed and well Morse. : . al ; dressed, and the horn-rimmeéd glasses added _ Al the present time Kingan's is making ‘n° fomething to_his high forehead and thin Hair, /iAuid meal in a, laboratory setup or pilot plant.
That something wasn’t hair, “What's with this ‘King’s Fare’ you've started ts peddle—put on the market?” Dr. Morse
replaced his glasses after the correction. “Well, the original ®oncept with the product was that a person could drink his lunch,” said Dr. Morse.
ol : : a "1 : \ rr ” Lc DRINK A STEAK—Bob Weathers sips a sample of "King's Fare’ Mrs. Joseph. Weber
handed him. What's the real McCoy doing in the background?
It Happened Last Nig
By Earl Wilson
NEW YORK, Jan. 14 —-I've just found ouf—I'm a Worst-Dressed Man . .. but sno are Winston Churchill and Arthur Godfrey and Milton Berle. It started when I was talking to my friend Bernie the Beau and he somewhat ominously said: “There's something I've got to tell you.” “So go ahead.” I tried to be hrave. “You may hate me.” he practically stammered. “Hurry up already!” Lowering his voice, he said. “The sleeves of your coat have creases in them. Well-dressed men’—he fiddled with hiz.Windsor knot—“den’t have creases in their coats.” “Since when?” “Since several years now!” “Oh, it's an old suit. That's why,” I said. (It was, too; all of mine are.) How would I break this to my Beautiful Wife and Gorgeous Mother-in-Law who send my clothes to the pressers? o>. & “IF YOU DON'T believe me, ask anybody,” shrugged Bernie. My lips trembling, I put it to Billy Bloomingdale of the merchant family. “No creases. Just rolled sleeves,” he said. Crushed, I talked to Tailor Irving Heller, president of the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Men's Clothes, who has made clothes for President Truman and even admits it. “Creases,” he thundered, “went out with high button shoes.” “Paul Whiteman and Perry Como are fine. But Arthur Godfrey is the worst on television and Berle is next. That Berle. His shoes*are never shined and his suits always are.” Whew, After that, I peeked in my closet and found that my clothes all have rolled sleeves except that one =nit. It took that one to get me listed with the Best Messed Men of the Year. dB THE MIDNIGHT EARL: Samia Gamal, the bellyrina, while at Toots Shor's bar with her
Americana By Robert C. Ruark
NEW YORK, Jan. 14—We note that the “Messrs. Jerry Coleman, Theodore Williams and some other baseball players are being fetched back -into the armed forces for a second stint. and presume that at this time the likes of Glenn Davis and the other alumni of bitter war on military academy gridirons are still free to sweat for civilian money. We will inspect the hardship case of Master Coleman, a second baseman for the New York Yankees who flew 56 Pacific strikes in dive - bombers and who accrued two DECs and a handful’ of air medals during WW II. Coleman is married, with one ‘kid aboard and another in hailing distance. He has been summoned back by the Marines for a physical examination and 17 months active. duty. Brother Williams, pushing 34, put in three honorable war years as a flying instructor. He, too, if married, with family. A two-year interruption in his profession kills him as an active player. This would be the second time military interference has. halted a career. The first time waz justifiable —we were broadly at war, and everybody went, . : Yo Bb &- I TOUCHED some before on small men, of small income, who were being hailed back as retreads, and who were placed in desperate financial stress and subject to potential family wreckage as a result. The bigger guys rate no less sympathy—a man like Ted Williams must compress a life's wages into a decade, or so. Although Willlams has been paid hugely, he has kept a pittance, because no recognition of short-earning span is made by income-tax enforcement. In some ways a second call to arms is rougher on a man like Williams or Coleman than on you and me, who have a lifetime in
which to spread out earning power.
You might also mention that the Williamses ahd Colemans served their countries well in time of national emergency, and were not hiding be“hind football scholarships at military academies while civilians fought. They came when they
- Were called and did what they were told and
when the war ended they ‘went back to_their ‘Profession, which is baseball. They do not rate a second hiatus in a short-lived career while younger men who have not served once are available. The Russians are not yet in the lobby. <»
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I CHALLENGE the moral legality of dragRing baék a member of an unorganized reserve 0 quit his Hvellhood and family for further - service. while no state of national emergency exists. The war in Korea, hy President Tgman's wards, is not a war, but a “United Nations’ Police action.” Congress did dot qeciate. it a Jar; tl us in it arbitrarily. - Whether a free citizen can be “forced to serve of a global police w a somewhat open to question—espe-
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The formula. for one batch calls for one complete cow, hones and horns and hooves and internal organs excluded. Then in proportion, thinking of a quarter pound of meat in each can, the vegetables are added.
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WE WANDERED through the. pilot plant. Really nothing much to see. One machine grinds the meat, another the vegetables, and then there's the big cauldron where the mixture is really pulverized and cooked and finally homogenized. : The whole cow angle prompted me to’ ask if a man could think, as he gurgled a slug of “King's Fare,” that he was tangling with a filet or a sirloin. ; “The whole cow is in the batch,” he said. With nothing better to do just then, we drove to Kincaid & Sons Meat Market, 5605 N. Illinois St., to see Mrs. Joseph Weber, one of the 20 Kingan's demonstrators. passing out small paper cups of “King's Fare’ to customers. Dr. Morse, anxious that his baby be accepted by the public, which is the final test of any product, seemed encouraged. He broke down and told a parlor story while we watched. TRUCK DRIVER BOB WEATHERS, 1525 N. Arsenal Ave. sampled a couple ounces of liquid steak. The husky {rucK¥{sekerg-eomment was that he would have to “think it over.” Well, I've got a can of liquid steak dinner Dr.’ Morse said it's good - for bachelors, tender tummies and for quick, nutritious meals when time is at a premium. It's heating on the radiator right now in my apartment, Darn, now I have to buy a can opener. sure is complicated.
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husband, Shep King of Texas, enchanted the barflies with her modesty. “The American girls are so pretty--my hushand must he crazy!” she said. In her act she will wear ‘a bathing suit you don't go bathing in.” : Sen. O'Conor (of Md.) mentioned to stuttering Joe Frisco that he'd done his second m.c. chore on “Crime Syndicated.” Stuttered Joe: “This is your s-s-s-second” S-Stage struck, eh?” , . . Elsa Maxwell is giving the Duke and Duchess another party, her second since their return. . Frank Costello’s real worried now that he's in court—but lawyers don’t envy U, 8. Attorney Myles Lane his tough job of convieting him. . . . Business was so bad on B'way that only about 100 people were queued up’ trying to get in Lindy's at midnight (Gag). + Betty George, who poured water on that heckling Texan's = head, became a close friend of Mrs. Glenn McCarthy while in Houston, and went out with Mrs. M’s brother. Betty's back in N. Y. . . . Is Bil Callahan secretly wed to Eleanor Rao? , .. The Taft backers say Ike missed the boat but the I-Like-Ikes, headed by Lou and Dave Marx, the toy kings, think it's in the bag. FARL'S PEARLS: The trouble with sports that keep you in the pink is, says Joe E. Lewis, they also keep vou in the red.
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TODAY'S REST LAUGH: A little hoy entrusted with the care of his sister arrived home with one nnt his szister. “Oh. oh,” wailed his mother, “von brought the wrong sister.” ‘ “Ss=sh,” he said, “1 got the beat baby carriage.’ — Myron Cohen. . . . That's Earl, brother.
Betty George
Raps Calling Back Of Ball Players
cially if he has worked honorably in a war a few - years back. : It is ridiculous ‘to assert that the know-how of most reservists is vital today, especially in aviation. With the advent of all sorts of new devices for war, especially jet planes and fresh ordnance, the old-timer is considerably outdated: Rusty oldsters with bitterness and undue caution’ ingrained in their spirits make lousy military men. Especially do they make lousy fliers. WE STILL. ARE arguing the advisability of universal military training, which would afford a depthless reservoir of basically trained young men who have as yet fulfilled no military obligation to their nation, but we continue to yank back the retreads at small consideration for their personal welfare or happiness. And I am told by a great many embittered post-graduates that in their personal experiences there has been very little work of real value for the haul-backs to perform. In an original draft of manpower under a legal act, I hold all hands equal, regardless of personal inconvenience. But the recall of veterans who have barely settled down to civilian living seems to me sinful in a time of guns and butter, business and politics as usual. ; An active reservist or a national guardsman rates his recall, because he signed on in the postwar with that eventuality specified. But the Navy and Marines, in many cases—in a majority of officer cases, I should say--merely took the men off active duty and placed them in an inactive status. They were not told it was possible to resign, and later, the right of resignation was withdrawn. It was a sneaky business, all the way, and it reflects no credit on a service to activate “old” men today when the woods are full of youn'uns.
Dishing the Dirt By Marguerite Smith
Q—I have never been too successful with the geraniums I have carried through the winter. They live over until spring then I lose them. Any suggestions? Mrs. A. E. C, . A—I assume you are referring to geraniums you have kept in storage rather than young plants you have had’ in more or less active winter growth, If you have had them hanging “up in
~~ Read Marguerite Smith's Garden Column in The Sunday Times :
basement or attic, pot them up. Time of potting depends largely on how good a place you have for them afterwaras. If ‘you have a‘ sunny cool winddw, you could do it right away, Then water the soil thoroughly but be sure excess drains off so plants don’t stand in it. Put them in a light warm spot, Do not water much until signs: nf
growth appear. If you are a beginner it would
be wise to cut. plants hack before you pot them. If you want te risk it. wait and then try rooting the long ends later after they show sighs of lite.
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Travel Expenses of Jane Public (Deducted in Item 2, Page 1)
I spent two days away from Glanrich on a business trip. I drove my own car. The trip covered S00 miles. My car cost $1500 in 1948. I think it will last 5 years 80 it depreciates 20% each year, or $300. Eight per cent of
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my driving was for this out-of-town trip so I claim.8% of my car expenses below, State tax on gasolihe for business use is included in the gasoline item below,
Car registration (8%) $2.70 Depreciation (8%) 24.00 Gs line (8%) : 1.16 ol (8%) 1.8, Repairs (8%) 5,00 Insurance (8%) 3.00 Hotel and meals whila away 6.30 Total expenditure © ¥56.50 Reimbursed by employar + 0. Net cost to me nem
SEPARATE SCHEDULE is filed with Publics’ return to explain the travel expenses deducted in Item 2, Page 1 of Form 1040, EDITOR'S NOTE: This is the last of -13 authoritative
By RICHARD A. MULLENS
fasy- Times Special Writer to-follow articles in The Times SHOWN with this last article 1th annual dnecome Tax rs Ta i g Primer -—- ex- of the Primer is a tax-Teturn pert-advice for filled out to. show how" hypothe average thetical taxpayers, John and LAXDaA Yer on Jane Public. feport their income
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turn with - the Fven though you won't have lenst effort, the same items to report, vou greatest ac- : curacy — and can use the sample return as. a minimum pay- guide in filling out yours. ment. The it AOE: ce Rich, Note that the Publics are ard A. ' Mul- Mr. Mullens filing a joint return. This gives lens,- is a them the benefit of the “split-
anki ty ; i} ‘and a ranking tax authority an income” provisions of the law.
graduate of the same training course given Federal agents If You file a joint return, be who scan your own return, sure both you and your wife
This Will Kill You—
Does Your Heart Skip?
CHAPTER ONE By CHARLES FURCOLOWE A GOOD HEART'S WORTH GOLD.—Shakespeare (Henry 1V, Part 1) Every third or fourth person now living will probably make that last trip to the graveyard via the heart disease route, many of them before their time, How can you tell whether or not your. heart is as solind as you hope it i8? Outside of reading your death certificate—no
simple matter—the most sensible course, obviously, is to con-
EDITOR'S NOTE: These articles are an accurate road map for a sure, short cut to the graveyard. They also tell you how to postpone your funeral indefinitely—and have fun do-
ing it. sult your doctor periodically. , . . 9 : . Your heart, your diet, your The next best (hing # You nab worries, your exercise, your
pen to be one ofsthose obstinate individuals who scorn medical advice, is to check yourself for
drinking, your chances of living to be ninety are here an-
possible symptoms of heart lyzed with rare good humor. trouble. There are several -of These installments Sere prethem pared under the critical super- : vision of a distinguished physician. How to Check They are taken from the
book, THIS WILL KILL YOU, just published by B. CC. Forbes and Sons. Dr. George W. Calver, attending physician of the Congress of the United States says, “It's the most entertaining health hook I've .come across in forty years of medical experience.”
Your Ticker
DOES YOUR pulse occasionally stutter and gasp like a model T Ford getting ready to stall? : Do you tend to puff and wheeze after merely strolling from your desk to the water cooler, or after climbing a short flight of stairs?
Does your heart sometimes SEVEN: Avoid elevators race like a politician chasing Whenever possible. You don't a vote? want your leg muscles to
atrophy, do you? EIGHT: If you're working
Do you ever get sudden and acute attacks of breathlessness
when you're doing nothing a normal seven or eight more strenuous than lying in hours a day, double it. hed? NINE: Don't gleep’ any Are you sometimes annoyed more than you absolutely
have to. And skip those midafternoon rest periods. TEN: Keep yourself keyed up if you don't want to be left at the post. It's the fellow who's always wound up tight, who's always on his toes, tensed and ready for anything, who gets to the cemetery first.
If You Want to Shun the Graveyard
IF YOU'RE going to be stubborp about the -matter, however, and are determined to shun the graveyard a while longer, you'll be interested in the answers to the following questions:
by a sudden and unaccountable pain in the chest cavity, especially following exertion? Does the same condition occur after a period of excitement, such as the time your wife walked in the office when You were dictating to your secretary—and there was only one chair in the room? Any of the above may be symptoms of a heart ailment. Just to make things confusing, they may also - arise from causes having nothing to do with your heart. In ‘any case, if You have any of these symptoms, see a doctor, See a couple of them, if You like. But pay attention to what they tell you. If you think your ticker's Kicking up, -
ONE—Can a person with a do as they order. If they say
weak heart take any exercise?
it isn't, believe them. Yes, if the heart isn't too H weak -- and if the exercise ow fo Meet Isn't too strenuous, No hun-
dred-yard sprints or fasf basKetball games, but a little mild ping-pong or croquet won't hurt, and is a lot hetter than sitting around doing nothing all day. TWO—Is smoking bad for a weak heart? Well, it won't ‘help any, certainly, If vou must smoke,. better keep it to a minimum say, half a dozen cigarets
The Undertaker
IF THIS sort of thing doesn't Interest vdu and if vou're eager to get your name in the paper (even though you won't see it they don't put lights in caskets) tell your doctor he's just an old fuddy-duddy and start following the formula below. If you don't “have heart trouble, it may give it to youl If you have, it may kill you.
' : day. ONE: Never walk when you a ] ’ can nn ge you want the h THREE What 3bout leas girls in e office to think ol
Go easy on that, too, Morticians prefer to do their own embalming. Follow the “moderation in all things” rule.
you're getting old? TWO: If you must walk, do it in a high wind. Whenever possible, walk against the breeze—if you collapse on the street,"you won't blow away. . THREE: Get in a few hours of strenuous exercise every day." Récommended: a few fast games of handball, 10 or 12 sets of tennis, a leisurely 15-mile swim (if the weather ir warm- cold water is bad for the heart). Not uncommended: Fishing, golf, canasta or gin rummy (too exciting for a weak pump). : ‘ FOUR: Don't be afraid of ‘aver-eating— nutrition is. important, A geod. practice. is to eat a light hrefkrast (a
FIVE: If You don't smoke, You'd better. 1f you do, increase your allotment, = SIX: The same advice goes - for alcohol--you might aay ; =, ~ ~~ think you're a bum, de yeu?
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“DONT TAKE things foo easy . .
the better. ment helps to break the monotony.
sign at the hottom of page 1 of fhe return.
Note
have itemized
that the Publics their deductions, they get a deduc-
also
In that way
tion of $842.04, whereas: if they
had used the standard dedue-
fion, they would only be able to
deduct, $634.80,
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DON'T forget to keep a copy
of your cémpleted return in a safe place for at least three Vears, “Attach te your file copy any figures or facts thaf will help you answer possible inquiries from the Bureau. And remember, next year
at this time you will undoubtedly be working on your tax 1952. Make the pessible by keeping a record during this
return for
job" as easy as
year of transactions or deduetions that might affect your 1952 tax.
Tax Primer Q. and A.
It is impossible for The Times Mr. Mullens dividual
or to answer
by mail cause of the thousands of taxpayers who use the Primer each this
ininquiries
vear, However, vear
asked questions will be
article early in March.
FOUR — Do people with weak hearts need more than a normal amount of rest? It's a good idea to try to get more. If possible, too,: tdke frequent short vacations. FIVE—Does obesity place an extra burden on a weak heart? Is it harder to feed children than two?
You, Too, Can
Have an Ulcer If you can’t seem to get a case of heart trouble going, how about having an ulcer? It's not too difficult.
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If your weight seems to be dropping, that may be an indication that you've got guests. Ulcers evidently prefer to live
with thin people. How does an started? Stimulate one?
Doctors haven't yet heen able to witness the conception of an ulcer, although they do have a pretty good idea of the conditions which generally seem to probably
induce it. Heredity has something to do with ulcers’ arrival, for instance. Poor diet is a contributing factor. So is poor circulation, Any emotion will do—fear, anger, depression, love, hate, or whatnot. As long as you let it keep you in a turmoil it’s a good bet to give you an ulcer. If you've already got one it will help to make it bigger—and nastier.
How to Become An Ulcer Champion
If you want to speed the process of becoming Ulcer Champion of 1951, you can supplement your worrying with the following: First, stay away from doc-
tors. They're death to incipient ulcers. Second, eat lots of rich,
spicy foods (avoid such bland items as soft boiled eggs, custards, broiled lamb chops. etc.): and eat them fast. It's a good idea, by the way, to make it a point to quarrel with your spouse before and during dinner, Third,
don't get too much
rest. Don't get enough, in fact. .
Fourth, work — and then work some more. Put in as many hours a day as you can stand. |
Fifth, increase your smoking, whether you're partial to cigars, cigaretz, or a pipe,
And smoke faster, Sixth, step up your dfinking
(alcoholic drinking, that : is pour that milk down the drain)
Seventh, hlow-vour top from time to .time—the more often Ulcers like exciteas much az you do. It
A routine like this may not
guarantee an ulcer, but it will at
least provide the right
climate for one. Go ahead, and good luck to you.
NEXT: Exercise Can Kill You. :
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the most interesting and frequently RRC answered, insofar as possible, in
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ulcer get What can you do te