Indianapolis Times, Indianapolis, Marion County, 2 November 1951 — Page 10

“PAGE 0 '...... _ THE INDIANAPOLIS TIMES FRIDAY, NOV. 2, 1951

Strong Men Quaked—

Luke Barnett,

By Scripps-Howard Newspaper

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WRIDAY

World's Foremost Professional Pest, Earned A Foi In His Pri orid’s Foremost rroressional Pest, earned ortune In His Frime » q ‘the foregoing why Luke Barnett or a representative of a Free that fork,” he'll advise confiden-lic, Luke ‘can bhe* expected to'outraged by the situation that he stoked to a suffocating inferno; art in the face of the terrible John PITTSBURGH, Nov. 2 — Possi- has earned fame and considerable Poland movement. Whatever part tially in a voice that can be heard charge into the fray, boiling mad, swings on the needling Barnett. on cold days they shivered with? Le Lewis. al bly the best way to begin a story fortune as perhaps the world's he plays, it is the guest—usually in the next county. “Ain't you yelling “What's that you said Luke, thereupon, falls loudly to oe Pos a rolls. It happened at a United Mine about Luke, Barnett is to recall foremost professional pest. ‘The the ‘guest of honor=-who gets it ever et out before?” Next. in the about Czechoslovakia?" “ithe floor and. after a few mo. °ht heat. Steaks were served well- v0 1ers convention. , Mr, Lewis the day he visited a Pittsburgh art, as it were, is instinctive in”in the neck. “same stentorian whisper, he will i ments of writhing, will demand Proiled—but only after they had as holding sway, as usual, when amusement park and couldn't re- the man. Now, at 74, Luke fills warn the guest about his drinking. Pemands Ejection the - services of a lawyer so he cooled off in the ice box. Cold Luke bounded up onto the plat. sist the temptation to push his only a few engagethents a month, “Pake it easy, bub,” Luke will tell! When the guest insists he hadn't may file suit instantly for as- food¥ were served hot. If they form and demanded to be allowed wife into a lily pond. but there was .a time when. his a particularly abstemious victim. even mentioned Czechoslovakia sault and battery. asked to be called early, they were to ‘tell the delegates “the truth While Mrs. Barnett struggled art, held strong Ten in terror “You're lapping that stuff up like but instead had been discussing! Luke's largest fee—$1000—was called late; if they wanted to about your corrupt leadership.” among the pads, the manager wherever-they githered socially. a drunk.” Or, he will constantly {ya rice of peat Moss Luke wil paid him by a Pittsburgh industri- sleep and so informed Luke the! apr Lewis’ neck bulged erimson. strode up, red-necked and offi-|. Luke's role in his strange sub- advise a clergyman to “watch a the bine and de- alist who hired the pest fo pose night before, they were roused at gut he tried to. restrain himself. cious, urb of the entertainment world your language.” mand in a loud voice that his as a kitd of maitre-d’hotel at his dawn. “What's your name, you—," “Here, here" he shrieked. “Youlis that of the ,ringer—the indi- a ‘ At other times, posing as a victim be ejicted as a conspirator summer camp in Michigan. The Luke has fooled them all—Babe he roared. can't do that.” vidual who is imposed on guests Simple--and terrible. guest of vague foreign impor- against the Republic. The guest unfortunate guests served by Luke Ruth, Jack Dempsey, tlie late “What's YOUR name?” Whereupon, Luke dumped the under false pretentions. Luke may Ever lurking at the victim's tance Luke will watch for an op-/is somewhat astonished w hen during that awful week will never Charley Schwab, Elihu Root, and Luke. manager into the pond. turn up as a waiter or a dis- elbow, Luke will assume the air of portunity to interpose in conver- neither his host nor friends come forget him. On hot days, they a flock of DuPonts and Mellons. Happily, the jokesters revealed It is easy to understand. from tinguished authority on falconry'a helpful but stern tutor. “Not satfons. No matter what the top- to his rescue and often is so found the fires in their rooms He has dared, even, to flaunt his all at that crucial point.

Usually a Waiter

Luke may be hired for a fee— in his heyday it was $500 an appearance—to make an evening horrible for some unwitting individual. Usually, he appears as waiter, and his technique {is

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