Indianapolis Times, Indianapolis, Marion County, 2 July 1951 — Page 11

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. v = ] : - ; . Men. Let's Not Make ® ~. ® ° : tC Fun of W *s Cloth NEW Y 2..m : . . ! 3 a Ro a Ruy 2—Three bellhops and the your caboose. A man with a wide rear deludes Be i 3 dress suit ‘the res gle age me inle a full- nobody as to the firmness of his foundation, while . ’ : : : ’» down in Washington, a thin guy looks like a heron caught in a fresh eT Tt NAT Sere ar wT and I got to thinking that no man alive has-the g&le, i MONDAY ’ JULY 2. 1951 PAGE 11 ¢ right to lowrate a woman's fashion foibles as aa a ii fo hy _ eee = Eterna old he submits to-¢law h: , Gh rT ; ; as ’ Des aw hammer coat and the boiled IF YOU ARE beginning ‘to. sprout a small A L H K ® - "The talleodt and: the cas i ! melon, as I am, the sawed-off jacket spotlights errer to oreq— jron shirt front are a it. Attention is focused on the bulge, because it \ 35 ATTIOr. 2s ROGIUB Co 8 is topped by a white vest that never quite estab- - » ' the. Vermiforth SDpendr: as lishes a working agreement with the pants. With w ; % about as comfortable as" hoi no coat front .to balance the torso, a thin gent ’ ——— id Bike tunic. Not one man in a hr looks even worse. He looks like a man who has B, = : : ’ : sand looks like anything but 8 been playing horsie on & buzz-saw, and didn't get Jon : i Condition ; ra off in time. » os d $ a strayed headwaiter in one Not the least of the hazards of wearing a of the things, : 't car ox > : race ror Rok Ine L and aon sare formal floor-polisher is the general air of awki New off the bellbovs 20d Ne \ ba d ward unease which automatically accompanies it: 1 keeper, I looked at 38; house A man sweats more in a tail coat. He fidgets $ one en MEQ AL Me in the Mr. Ruark more.” He plays with his tie more, He wiggles mirror. I was scrubbed and p AIRES : ie YCLE slicied: and; between the bear's grease and hav around in his shirt nore. ' ? ing lotion. I smelled "real h S grease and. Shays The only peolpe I ever saw who seemed thorHore and thoneiit Sil Rens lookeq Some oughly at home in a monkeysuit were orchestra on tails Ri some more. is is a tirade jeaders and the shiny-haijred men who dance with I din tied. into Birt with &.r old ladies in night clubs, for money. With them, fon hi colar Bard 2s VEN >. 8 round razor the tajlcoat is a uniform, like convicts’ stripes, cotiar-band, literally trussed into the 45,4 gerves to separate them from the rest of thing, from behind; as you secure a baby te a ci : ome ’ . humankind. ciair or a lunatic into a strait jacket, with edges oe > <> carefully filed, saw-fashio o i . Winn y . : Load Vou : 58 Ashion, he better to be AS A NORMALLY vain he-critter, given to x : There is a cute little I h preening in the mirror when I am dressed up in of the front. Tor Ey oni ey ne ’ op d out , new suit, I buy the dinner jacket all the way. |. The ganeial Nm i as al 3 rough. It is as comfortable as any other suit, since they han ! . at of a newly y.ve banned the fried shirt’ and .the guillotine manufactured sausage, with the excess stuff- ka > i b dow , ing still hanging out of the tied end collar in favor of soft shirts that button down . 2 . ? the front and roll-over collars that give bobbing- " pd a space to your Adam's apple. I LOOKED at the coat. It's got one pocket It looks good, has the normal amount of In it, if you don’t count the handkerchief pocket, pockets, cuts pounds off the fat fellas and lends and that's cut on the bias. You can’t kéep any-. bulk to the beanpoles. Also it makes you feel 2 thing valuable in it, like a wallet or a folded wickedly festive as if you were apt to pinch the newspaper or a Racmg Form - pretty ‘blond the “second her escort heads back Two tails hang down to your knee-hollows to the punchbowl. making you Ilook- like a recently subdivided I sneer no longer at *h2 functionless fripperies monkey, or one of those big, split-tailed birds. that the coutourieres saw off on our-women folk, If you sit on the tails, they crush. If you at Lord knows how deep an annual ditéh in the part them with your hands and spread them on budget.» At least they change their stupidities the seat alongside, you look like some nervous from year to year while w2, the lords and masters old lady about to park herself at a picnic. Tails have been clinging to the same old hand-sewn get snagged in car doors and generally tangled torture chamber for: the last hundred years. I in anything with a hook on it And they don't don't put it down to vanity; 1 think we're just add to your beauty, because they swing clear of dumb. Lk 5 . . 1e XS i — It Happened Last Night Have-the Gish Girls Gone . : > i airmail letter to a starts itc : v2 Forsaken Old Ohio? : Ry Earl Wilson : long journey at a corner mail ro box. NEW YORK, July 2=-1 must say that as an “We've been going to Europe since 1917,” she Ware st. Ohioan I feel rather ashamed of my fellow Buck- continued. “In that year we went with Gen. Persh- TOP CENTER — From huneye, Miss Dorothy Gish. , ing. We were in Londen when it was bombed by dreds of pick-up boxes the air 8 “When were you back to God's country last?” - planes the first time.” = mail here is separated from I asked her. : : . _ yd Ce other pieces. : I was referring ‘to that modern Eden which LILLIAN, busy in summer -stock, isn't going i has such para- to Europe this year. . TOP RIGHT—Charles E. Wildises in it as Dorothy, with a picture called “The Whistle at liams 'throws'' the Gl letters Cleveland, Cin- Eaton Falls” about to be released, will just loaf into packets bound Tor maior air cinnati, Colum- the summer away, with an old friend, Laura Mc- pac > ? bus, Toledo, Ak« Cullough terminals. ron and Dayton, Dorothy continues to live at the Hotel Elysee CENTER LEFT 0 ji or - 5 . : LY 5ees — Outbound The last time the inn made famous by Tallulah Bankhead's : 1 chi is loaded b was 1941,” she voice. ~ _air mail shipment is loaded by 0 nressed, “We work to travel,” Dorothy said. j John Shaw (left) and Edgar Ho--which made me And then she said something that sort of con- ohan. oom, wince, inasmuch vinced me she isn’t anti-Ohio at that . onside 4 : : : | 5 — tio as Il. consider “A few years ago.” she said. “we were going CENTER RIGHT Station Ohio almost as to build a house in California. Then I said ‘You Manager John Wiliey swings hea venly as know, if we build this house, we'll have to stay the load aboard a giant Chi- ; Texas. home and live in it.’ cago & Southern airliner, : And hi ow “So the house was never built.” : many limes “oan MAIL CALL IN KOREA — Dy heen THE. MIDNIGHT EARL: John Jacob Astor Respite from batt'e comes 0 LUro sinc Ae - oy v 5 : nF re that Ee iy a hex bruset, aa) Sined at .El Moree about 6 days after the letter ar gs rats slumme a e Riviera: and came bac 0 Oh, numerous Moroc for a snack at 1:30 a. m. . ... Jane Pickens leaves the corner box. times. I don't : > ry As : as Vivi know How man underwent an operation in Hollywood. . . . ivian : a Blaine may leave “Guys & Polis” “July 23 just —- - » ee long enough to star in MGM’s “Skirts Ahoy.” 4 d il 3 AOU CAN imagine how 1. felt about such Philadelphia- Frank Palumbo lost $110,000 Re use Fami y § perfidy. . when an employee took off with the cabbage. . . . ; . i “And I am leaving for Europe again,” Dorothy Frank Sinatra’s CBS option lapsed. but Veep Car, Youth Dies 4 + said. : i : ‘ oh Hubbell ‘Robinson Jr. says, “I want Frank on . ‘ = eines STE vol) Se” EW0, Wotnen and three dogs in a CBS-TV!" - oh A in Bridge Leap : Sanam ai station wagon with a Connecticut license, that'll LAE Te RSP Tior ig ; a aR ’ ; : | PITTSBURGH, July 2 (UP)— : : : 1 be us” EARL'S PEARLS: Dorothy Sarneff says isn’t rrnrl re : yy v 4 > Eighteen-year-old Charles Michal, ¢ d Well, we may just have to read Dorothy out it funny how vou're always the only one in your ai bec ause he had been re- Borrowers Ma e of the. state! graduating class that -got younger-looking and es oe . >’ fori. . i ‘ y fused permission to use the fam i y It's curious how they went wrong. handsomer? s ily car, leaped 250 fedt to his Him Mad, Sprays Dorothy got & good start in life--being born $ + = death from the East Street bridge : In Dayton. Lilltan had a wonderful-break; too—« ALL OVER: Eteanor Rposevelt's TV commit early yesterday: - Town With Bullets. being born in Springfield. O ments will make her a few weeks late for the Police sid young Michal left a SPRINGFIELD, Ill. July 2--XJ " > : United Nations General Assembly in Paris. wedding party shortly after mid- Ray Waterfield lav in his hospital FOR A LONG TIME, fortune smiled on them, Tenney Williams. the sage of South Pasadena. !night Saturday to drive his girl Bed 1 natiering. “aconle kept allowing them to live in such garden spots in reminds me of the time Jimmy Durante [friend home. When his mother, red today mull 's pooh. e i Heaven as Massillon and Conton. asked a dinner companion to brush a fly off his Mrs. Christine Laslovich, saw him borrowing money from me all.day “Then that itchy foot,” Dorothy said. nose, explaining, “You're closer to it than 1 am.” ‘catch on the bumper of the car long —1 just got ‘mad = ahead ag he pulled away, sne ad- That was ihe only clie polics Outside Indianapolis i in Paris [758 1m not to use the car fl as to why. $n5 0asarold . ” I . He Drinks in Paris After a brief argument, Mrs. had as to why the 40-year-ole By Ed Sovola At a Sidewalk Cafe Lasiovich got in the ear and truck driver went berserk yes: 1 drove off. Charles went to the terday. and showered downtown Continued From Page One Francais. It's a. fairly old joint. Tourists with cameras and bi- bridge a few miles away, took off Springfield with more than 10f ened i r0- ‘ulars {LS aps, his shirt rshirt Ip dian ; Caines action, and the couple came to Opened a long time before pro- noculars and guide bool maps his shirt and undershirt and bullets from his pistol. He shot in nwo y w i «.., hibition went into effect in the bent over from the weight of leaped. : a their senses and were off, C'est iD : no one, 4 1a vi States, in the year 1718. Napoleon 'large immense bags, remind : NV aterfiel srched the roof a vie, y . Wate ield perched on € y 2% 2° used to be a patron at the Reg- you of lost sheep. W. Taft Ss Barber Dies of a ‘three-story hotel and spat m 3 Q ence. A charming / rics f "QC p INCINNAT > 0 TP) tore y qftreets r yullets for THERE'S ONE . department = J a : : A charming American foursome CINCINNATI, July 2 (UJ fered the streets with bulle f however, that I'll give a French- Sidewalk-¢ afe guzzling beats , mather, father and two daugh- Services will be conducted tomor- more than. an hour. man a run for his francs. That's drinking in B Smoky, Sally bar. “ters, shuffled past. I knew they row for Anthony Fey, 84, who was He surrendered to police after the ability to sit at a sidewalk So al for getting them in the were Americans because the old President William Howard Taft's they wounded him in the arma cafe and loaf by the hour. It's an Bate In the Hrst place, at aman jooked disgusted. the woman favorite barber. A native of Ger- and legs with shotgun fire. They old French custom, an art, and cals You Jory Pave 1o- put aD looked beat and probably was hop- many, Mr. Fey had been a barber said he had been drinking but was I have it. Bl eS cbs old Joites, ing she had a sudden attack of here almost 70 years, not drunk y r es and political views. You 1g 2p = ‘ or, ack Plain loafing at a table is one never see the bartender here. hanguals x Sas sould Jo back thing. I mean the amount of time At your table. the size of a and ge reglec. the giris involved. A Frenchman cz ar i ON. aF 3. : f | A' Fr nchman can Sit large dinner plate. you are the| “~.4 7 was right. One of the Your Years A ter Forty— over a glass of wine or some master of your destiny and pleas-' .. hat’ = . : " kind ordis ive ' . : . “7 girls asked, “What's that man . ind of a cordial mixed with ure. The space, as long as you oc- een irinki ser there . " ’ B boftled water for tw® hours and cupy it, is inviolate. The waiters Sami Fe) drinking over Uierss Rn have a good snort left. In two speak RIV Ww ol n J Daddy” a Se ; iN spe: only when spoken to and , hours time, I would put away 20 Ne Sao Pp I was hoping the father would | { i times that much. Not because of a So. a tell her because I a t know eraving, understand. but te Pay FOUR FEET away from your ‘What was in my gla%Ss. "It's some CHAPTER TWO : : which nore. of them had at or lark orrhlovert were bngad TWO: Have VOU TARY She. rent for the use of the table and table all types of vehicles stream Kind of a French grink, 1 sup. OF ALL THE moldy maxims By DR, IRVING LORGE previous knowledge. The classe on old (thin jes tqwa A interests or hobbies, an) space. A local gay blade doesn't past. In front of you Frenchmen POSE. Roney,” answered - Dadqy. he : im Executive Officer, Institute of Psvcho- met for two hours 4 day. an a 6h-vear-old. bral indo thing “you are looking forbelieve in rent. One 50-franc drink meander or rush along. At fre- Great. Leave it to an American.; none has done mankind more a Traci Yolisee hour of instruction and an hot Chirty or 44 o a ward to when the time comes (12 cents) entitles him, he thinks, quent intervals small groups of 1f it isn’t a bourbon and coke harm than this one: “You can't This is. the second of Six of study and practice. Bt Bhovaay., : rot ior vou to retire from voul to an afternoon of meditation, tourists will move haltingly by, With plenty of ice he's stumped. teach an old dog new tricks.” articles directed to men and At the-end. of two months od ni bedvi-a present work : 1 grabbed a chair in the Lailooking for a place to light and < Bb " We've been stuck with that women whe. have passed: the we found our group of so od JHSE 2 om: one o THREE Are vou able to Regence Cafe, Place du Theatre- never quite deciding to do so. SMALL MATTER. In front of... 10 cince humans first rec. 35°.0f 40. called “oldsters” had covered nore of ,the degenerative -d adjust yourself to a sudden iE EL TL : rea me life moved and at the wave of ognized that it's more difficult Shall your year§ ahead be as much territory as college ‘ T hs lerel 1 | change in plans without bes either of my hdnds, the waiter to train old dogs tt to " the Era of Monotony or your students do in a whole se- 1 80 1 d with his ow: } coming too upset moved. A boy and a girl on a tan-| hy In ofc dogs than lo teach, Bonus Years? The apswer. de. mester, ind pai hat there 1s little FOUR: Do your {frequently dem bicycle ignored the signals I Ds noted. this” Bh pends partly fipon “you and $a much then for ar abil SOOT or y ' dé a kindness for ‘someone jof a traffic officer and kept on fact, we did ourselves haces partly upon. the attitude the to te ‘rn Now let's con ider 0 1 ve end ithout thought of profit their way. On theyrear of the bike | ,. °° deciding that if Nigh a -- public takes toward | Yeldefl¥w vine 1s remember. For along "Today. medical - sclenve or return to yourself? {was a huge bunch of fresh flowers, . Wn = Was + people. with that hoary chestnut Yo arr a FIVE: Do vounger people " , . true of dogs, it must also be with that hoary chestnut about learning to: prevent many o [The officer ignored them after, y.,, of man Only recently have ufacture ity old dogs” and ‘new trick the diseases which used to be Seek your company? . Do you {they cut across the traffic safely. Calmaihngand hi dab dacturer, authority on salmon _ Fo 0) r sd GRE roraid, mr mn oh tE feel genuinely helpful to some we made 7 8 , : Ya : : es the equally unfounded one considere orm nart o . made any scientific attempt fishing and endless other sub- & 1 15idered a normal par | A lean bucko rode his bicycle to find out whether or not this ects ne 3 al I : by about the autematic fallure of rowing old, and our minds are person or cause: ! [without the use of his hands. A| J really so J i Je is about to publish . "0 emories as the years-go It ters Or. TOs HubOTL If you thruthfully answered | four-door Packard, ponderous be- Up uotil now Ww ; a book for.farmers which tells = ace Aut, Wm IMPOHIANL tyes” to all these questions side a small Renault; had to give p = il now it has scarcely how to make good soil out of It isn't otf memories thit business you are ‘doing a fine job of } 3 seemed worthw resti- . 1s . rh che alg Lisnt on 1emories al we The actus os § . . way to the driver of the bantam on Toigip hinge to inve ti- poor land through chemicals Yosé 43 We grow older. it's our I'he actual records -at this keeping vour mind young and |with the angry horn at the inter- ga J appens lo oi There 1s no doubt that after ing interest in things out particular manufacturer's active. If you answered ‘yes’ x minds as the years go by, We using hig mental powers to Ainiih a 3D vung v plant showed that the older to none. vou are so ‘set vour section. An old woman picked Up... taken it for granted that neir tulles . i ide ourselves, We alwiys re "Jo none yu are so ‘‘set in your cigaret stubs. in front of the cafe Raterer EA B ante ral their fullest for 80-odd years, mermter what We: want to I workers in good health had Way that vour old age is not a : 4 whatever it was, it wasn't very it would be easy for Mr. Hew- . aa : fewer accidents than the likely to be i ary happy one ~ and glared at those who caught ; : member. The trouble with some Is i vary hapg ne. 5 her eye good and let it go at that, But itt to tackle a totally new sub ge thal we atenft lite: vounger ones. Their absentee If vou said ves” to two. OF 3 A A man walked by eating a long since medical science has done ject today, as ft was for him rin tof a hy LL \ records were better. -W hen three. you still need to adapt . | 80. much to keep our bodies to find out about gas street ested Jn enough 1 8 lo mane ited ¢ sar’ i { : . ips n nF OPE oy y ap . ark i" Ho . judged on a year's unit o vour mind more to: preparin loaf of bread. Two hikers, packs healthy, it's high time we take lamps away back in 1879. the effort to remember. Men and ork heir production rate tr us v eT 8 on their backs and with legs of "00 Lo 0 Te Sie dh women who permit their inter work, th produc for your bonus years. wi 4 | tan, walked with sure steps across EN Yet me state ak or ot that THERE 1S no rule that ap- ests to narrow down until the was actualy higher than the nia Hat ] | the ineven bricks. The boy was, - he Loe a Rana ol Haat plies to adl cases, but repeated whole focus is on themselve ho alled faster young fel- NEXT: Dr. Alonzo fyers, holding the girl's hand, naturally. to our atal cap cit 0 nog tests indicate that men and Will indeed have trouble remem lers. of New York 1 niversity, tells | Three young blokes, dressed in Han o- 0 Sp y Wir women who learned special bering anything that doesn't This was because the years how your years of retirement | the manner of our zoot-suiters, Rabies 10 supy oe he ” skills by the time they were pertain to themselves and their had taught them mental dis can. pe the most exciting of laughed and kept pounding each app do-v ol nos ie i 16, can readily be taught other immediate comfort. We may cipline and concentration, Their your life. other on the back. A peroxide birtha _y h 38 Bins hy skills when well advanced in have to make a little more steadiness made for greater blond, ‘hanging on the arm of a "0 vals ve By . ja ec. years, On the pther hand, thosé effort to recall phone numbers production in the long run, If Yo : Mi s greasy-looking character with a speacs » Brea a hore who show little interest in and Keep track of our glasses Te #4 uv Is i | beard, looked the Regence over °°" oy a an RW oe learning --whether it ‘be carpen- than we did in former years, FLEXIBILITY is the key to Y P : {and decided to move along. e Ty: mids on try or philosophy-—when they but we can do it if we are inter- 2a youthful mental outlook. Be- our aper . J { “ae owe i . e ow are young, are apt to settle into ested in trying. ware of the traits within your- The Times and’ its carriers ABOUT EVERY 1v4H man who that a person can learns As mental ruts ‘which will make We mustn't blame. our mem- = Self that show that you are bé- endeavor to maintain uninters : : ae or Aucaly snes. 1 Fendily at 85 Ma By Sie a 22 them seem mentally old by the ories, when it is really our inter- Samming set and rigid. : rupted home delivery service, : a ’ ; . . i n ra ’ ® “time they are 25 or 30 est that is lagging ou can test your own men- but occasionally a subscriber s : i | 3 i . s , ) : REHEARSING —Lawrence Carra (left) stage director for. In. ‘but you hear shoes squeak every- ample. At the age of 12 he took To test further the ability of Ry tal age in the following QUES might fail to receive his copy. diana University's 195] summer operetta series, gives pointers fo Where. And for every pair of a gopd look at the gas street ature men and women to " A LARGE manufacturer re: tions:s Should your carrier miss Mildred Richards of Princeton and Eugene Bayless, San Francisco, (shoes with thin soles, you see 50 lamp outside his door and de- Jearn, we at Columbia Teach- cently asked to have his per- ONE: Have you changed vou, eall RI ley 3531 before 7 Cal.. who will sing lead roles in "The Ch ‘ Sodlier." . ‘with heavy rubber - or leather| cided to find out exactly how erg College recently taught Rus- Sonal practices evaluated in the your point. of view on any 1 weekdays 3 " will sing roles.n _ Lhe ; ate eT, . OPENING |. 10g. They buy them to last here.| such an illuminating marvel sian to a group of 270 men and light of what we ‘now know important subject lately, or Pm days or 11 a.m. off next Friday in East Hall on the Bloomington campus. First of three | just foun : Alon. : Eroup | nln’ " a Sundays, and your paper will ical , f this ; car Str . us und out : the » waiter! worked. . ) womeén between ‘the ages of 45 about mental age”. versus do you still think just the ‘be delivered by special : : Bv-y shows sch heduled or this summer, the Oscar oe Seely a Ak English, two words, “OK, Today at. 84, after a brilliant and 70. Russian was selected ‘calendar age!“ His employment = way. you've always thought senger. ; . mesg oo continue next Saturday and Sunday evenings, July ad Joe. wr carrer as a chemist, auto man- because it was a language with policies, like those gf most oth- -about most things ih : nia—— i - £ Cr I CA pa ihi : a 2 : ‘ Si kL . Waa 3, ang po y : ¥ ny ) ? : a ” ha i a E . fe x J : ; Hy ; 8 an Se i y Ey TR J o i J - gh si Fir 3 ta = 2 wo “ : FR % : : wero » : io 3 ; : “ i; : . ne : . . ’ “ Sa oe a 5 ;